MY BEST WASH YET | PowerWash Simulator - Part 4
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- Опубліковано 19 лип 2021
- Today we're gonna tackle the skate park in PowerWash Simulator! I'm really starting to get the hang of this!
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“I don’t know how people feel about me playing this game”
“#1 in trending for gaming”
I think people liked it
only bold statements in this comment section folks
It's almost like ppl will watch mark do literally anything, remember the 🥨' s?
Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato
It's oddly soothing watching him play
@@Himeros24 especially Meow. That shit has 300m views
Mark: *comes home with pressure washer supplies and all the attachments and soaps*
Amy: What do you got there?
Mark: A smoothie
LOOOOL CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ._.
@@zoeotten6543 hold shift while using caps lock to put them on lower case
1000 likes and only 2 replies?
This comment is so underated
@@t1sd3d Thank you
Icarly reference!
Every time there’s a time lapse, Mark becomes an Animal Crossing character when he speaks during the time lapse.
I can't unhear that now.
@@orphancloud1132 me either
What the hell?......l....l.l.l.llll...l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l..........l.l.l.l.l.l.l.
I cant unhear-
"U Right"
In case anyone's curious, the names initialed in the heart graffiti are Calvin Miller and Floriane Perez. In the first episode with the back garden you have to clean, Calvin sends a text message about his first girlfriend living at that house. 12:54 on that episode. I find it adorable the graffiti and text messages actually have a little story connection. :>
Someone's been watching game theory
@@cotygelowitz8514 lol, they're not the only one
Thank you!
I like how Markiplier is:
50% Powerwasher
50% Philosopher
Yes
Yeah
AND 100% REASON TO REMEMBER THE NAME
@@missterious711 Nice XD
A soldier and a philosopher.
You are full of surprises, Mr. Lightning Bolt.
Mark only has 3 moods in these videos:
•Deep philosophical discussions with himself
•Zoning out for minutes at a time
•Hahahaha W A S H
Hahahah W A S H is also known as hehehe power washer go *brrrr*
Basically 😂
Only Markiplier’s commentating genius and Lixian’s amazing editing skills could make a video about power washing seem interesting XD
ADHD tings
Part 1: "oh this is kinda satisfying "
Part 4: "Cleaning is an ART"
WE LOVE YOU MARK
I swear he said graffiti is art XD but yeah that too xx
lol
Mark: If you hurt anyone with your power washing powers then you can’t enjoy it.
Also Mark: *Obliterates cats anus with full strength power washer*
its actually a cloaca
@CarnageRemixes Cloacat
@@CarnageRemixes no it isn't
@@bucket5040 i literally have 2 cats, its a cloaca
@@CarnageRemixes bro I have four cats, no it isn't
As a skater and graffiti artist it made me really happy to hear mark talk about how graffiti is art especially in a skatepark
You should check out Graffiti Highway in Centralia if you’re ever on the East Coast. It got semi-covered up, but you can still walk around and look at the decades of beautiful artwork & tags.
I like graffiti too but I don’t like SOME people spraying cuss words over art
@@ClownGutzz i could be misremembering but isn't Centralia the place Silent Hill was based on?
@@finn_in_the_bin5263 Yep. A smoke-covered almost literal hellhole xD
Some graffiti is art
Not gonna lie, I’ve become too invested in this game. I want to see him beat it now.
Me too it’s just SATISFYING to watch him do it all
Same. I've never watched a four-part series solely about a guy powerwashing before.
@@ojus8725 Same
Same idk why
SAME!
+Markiplier The “S” shape that you said you didn’t know what it meant… it’s a representation of a Mobius Strip (a line that essentially looks like it goes on forever but not one coherent line). Sort of along the lines of an infinity symbol but not as well of a flow as you have to go over lines more than once.
You dont do a + you do an @
Its morbin time
@@Linkinsaiga bro I thought it said morbius too but it says mobius
*I thought that said morbius and I’m so sorry.*
I just remembered doing 6 lines and impressing other young scholars when it turned into an “S”. Used to do it when we were bored
Ok, I wasn’t expecting the warhammer reference, and I certainly wasn’t expecting mark to get it, and especially for him to have an intimate understanding of it!
“Chaos undivided is chaos not at war, and that doesn’t even make sense.”
True, but doesn’t that then make it perfectly chaotic, for it to not make sense?
Ohhh, the beautiful paradoxes~ 😌
I was looking for this!
Unfortunately I didn’t understand the reference so, thank you for your comment. :)
Chaos is not the same as unexpected.
I wanna see mark play 40k or another war game so bad now😂
So I'm guessing you never heard his Warhammer 40k rant
I love the idea of a power washing simulator taking over Mark's life right now 😂
Hi
a new iplier persona?!!?!? 🤔
The new lore
@@Dawnishere washiplier
It is taking me over to now
Mark: "I have no idea how well this will be received..."
Viewers: No. 1 Trending on gaming.
Also Viewers: Screaming in the comments for him to press "R".
Also Viewers: Screaming in the comments for him to press "R".
he lost first to aphmau 😔
Mark last episode: heeheehee I'm filled with glee
Mark now: I think what's needed now is a fresh start and it's finally time to wash away the old memories of the ones who grew up at this skate park
Maybe art is meaningless and even though I feel horrible about the destruction of it the person who made it anticipated this maybe it's not just the art that's meaningless... Maybe everything is.....
Mark last time: hehe power wash go brrr
Mark here: *P H I L O S A P Y*
I know it has been some considerable time since you said this but I was just thinking deeply about how the last episode was family friendly and at that moment, Mark said “where’s the big giant dick on the ground?”
Markiplier: *says something extremely meaningful*
Also Mark 3 seconds later: "I dunno what I'm talking about"
Can't wait to see him washing the castle dimitrescu
Edit 1: wow thank you really for the likes
Edit 2: so how is your day going?
Edit 3: a little worried with the homework but i'm okay
:0
@@snakeyro just report trolls like him and move on.
THE POWER (washing)
The what-
@@CinnabarCereal yeah really sad, on the trolling part
"I'm not sure if it's being all that well received" OH I can assure you.. seeing a powerwash simulator video having been uploaded onto this channel fills me with joY
Now imagine how you would feel if you actually pressure wash for a living! Honestly, if he had to come back and paint things when he was done, _he would be playing my liiiiiiife!_
Agreed
Ngl this series changed my outlook on life, and because of it I'm slightly less depressed
@@triadicoder7106 same
The combination of Mark cleaning a Skate Park, his mention of Jet Set Radio, his talk about graffiti being art, the Sonic Show "That's No Good", and the iconic "S" creates a strange aesthetically pleasing euphoria for me in this episode....
Ngl, I got *really* excited when you started talking about 40k- I really wanna hear you talk about it more often!!
The reason i watch mark play this game:
-Satisfying
-Background music
-Little noises that mark do
-Mark getting frustation
-Mark still didn't know he can rotate the nozzle
i need to know what the music is
@@ratbastard3485 Not even worried by riverworn
All I want is for him to discover the power of the rotating nozzle!
Gonna have to tell him somewhere. LOL
idk if i remember this correctly but didn't he say in one video that he knew about it but just didn't want to use it?
For everyone trying to find it in the comments section:
The S, when I googled it, showed up on Wikipedia under the title of "Cool S". The origin is unknown, but other similar shaped S's have been found in artifacts from the Middle Ages.
This S has been here since the dawn of time I swear
Reminds me of Samira
i always thought it was the spartan S for michigan state team
Me and my buddies back on school used to draw that shit fucking everywhere lol
Everyone I know draw that S on the notebooks (I'm from Spain)....maybe is in our minds since Middle Ages
14:09 i can not explain how happy this part makes me
Its what got me in 2 years ago
The fact that Mark is a 40k fan made my day. Blood for the blood god, indeed!
14:10 this is what sent me down the rabbit hole 2 years ago
I do not regret it
HERESY!!
This episode: Mark realizes what a hyperfixation is
Underrated comment!!
this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read
LMAO YEAH
It do be like that sometimes
RIGHT OH MY GOD
Remember, PowerWash Simulator is just a really elaborately made colouring book
That is also a punishment
I'm here before this hit 1k likes
PEWDIEPIE UA-cam GARBAGE, I MAKE VIDEOS BETTER
On God, These bots be annoying af
@@-ha1296 when the bot is broken!😳
“Believe it or not, I am almost done,”
*40% cleaned*
i’ve been watching this series over the past few nights and it’s really helped me with my insomnia. these videos are calming and ease my anxiety about sleeping. it’s saving me a lot of mental anguish. thank u mark for being a complete dork & becoming obsessed with a power washing game
Mark: *makes a speech about graffiti and rebirth*
Art students: *wipes tear*
*cries in what a beautiful speech*
He does have a point though
@@thegroooviest true, but also your name intrigues me. who are the worshippers of the chair?
@@adrienneislost1320
Agreed
@@adrienneislost1320 we worship the Chair.
Alternate Title: "Man Depletes Entire Town's Water Supply to Clean a Skatepark"
More of a newspaper headline😂
Shampoo is the new water lol
@Marcel The thousand plus thumbs-ups are just grim nods. No further comments needed.
Some towns have so much water they're swimming in it. (Sometimes I hate myself.) WA weather 🌧️.
@@catloowitlatkla6116 LITERALLY it rains all the time in wa its painful
I'm thoroughly enjoying the fact that Mark is a Follower of Khorne
Blood for the blood god
I only just reslised this is whay got me in 2 years ago
Skulla for the skull throne
I have officially found a new Comfort Video. Between the music, Mark's mini conversations/debates with himself, and the cleaning, (of course) it's just really enjoyable and gives me an odd sense of peace. 10/10 :^)
Can we just say that Lixian is the true hero of this series because he literally watch hours of just power washing and puts this incredibly calm music
That's the reward in its own way
FUXK YEAH HE DESERVES OUR SUPPORT AND SUBS AS FOR HE IS THE ONE THAT MAKES MARKS UA-cam IN WHAT IT IS TODAY WE LOVE LIXIAN
Yea what is the name of that song anyway?
I mean, this series is a breeze to edit for him compared to other stuff.
I was going to post "MVP-Lixian watching this and summarizing with sweet tunes"
Mark: “I’m not typically a meticulous person in games”
Also Mark: *spends a good hour in the Forest trying to line up a bridge perfectly whilst being fired at with flaming arrows, also while Bob and Wade are being chased by enemies*
Pood
and im still waiting for a new forest video
I’m going to take this comment spot so that it gets a little more attention: MARK PLAY OMORI AAAHHHHHH
That sounds awesome. I’m gonna watch that soon
@@SteampunkHorse yup its very funny but very dark at exploring caves when watching on mobile
It’s honestly so nice and refreshing to see him enjoy these episodes so thoroughly. It can be hard to remember that just because someone’s playing a video game, that doesn’t mean they’re enjoying it. Let’s Plays take a lot of energy and a special multitasking ability that can take you out of the game and the enjoyment you’d otherwise get from it, so seeing a Let’s Play-er get so into a game is great. You do you, Markiplier. You - do - you.
I laughed thinking about the subs wondering when he's gonna finish Dark Deception or Hunie Pop series, and he's just like "nope, powerwash is my priority"
When I was in high school, my group of friends hung out at a set of concrete slab tables to the side of the library.
They were painted light grey, so teenagers would come by and write little notes and doodles in sharpie.
One day, admin had come by and painted over the tables with black paint, and it was a real bummer.
So one of the other teens broke out his white out, and wrote, "You can't stop us" on the tables in white.
He got caught and taken to the principals's office, but he was a straight up legend.
That guy is a hero
*salutes*
Note to self: always carry a white-out pen.
Edit: I'm sorry, I realise this is a comment from a year ago that I'm replying to.
@@The-Person-Who-Asked nah its fine
Mark: “I don’t know how well (this game) is being received”
*video is #2 on trending for gaming*
nothing says gaming more than powerwashing simulations 💪💪
i really like when mark gets poetic. he's got a lot of philosophical things to say that make you think. i think i just like having deep conversations like that.
honestly i agree, i love when he goes on talks like that
@@rowyng1909 Me too! It’s nice to hear what he thinks about life. We get to discover more about someone we admire and more about ourselves! Win-win situation! 🤩
Mark: "It may not seem like it but I am in fact almost done."
Me: *looks at progress bar*
Progress bar: 41%
Me: "Yeah, you're almost there buddy."
He's going to finish every job before he finds out you can rotate the nozzle.
What
YOU CAN WHAT? I've completed the game and now you tell me this?
@@schippai3308 Yup. With the R button.
I LITERALLY YELL IT AT HIM EVERY TIME I WATCH THESE
ITS GONNA BLOW HIS MIND
Mark: cleans almost the whole thing, but with a visible amount left
Game: you're done! You're finished! No more!
Also mark: carefully and meticulously cleans the whole thing, nothing left
Also game: YoU MiSSed A SpOt
Yes
Mark: You must trust yourself. Clean yourself. Let your anger and self-loathing just melt away under the powerwasher that is your kindness.
Me, sitting here expecting funny man to play satisfying game but instead rebirthing myself in hope, wonder and cleaning metaphors:
25:08 I HAVE TRIED TO GET THE BALL OUT OF THAT BOWL FOR SO LONG
Mark: "I'm just gonna start from the top and work my way down!"
Me (who pressure washes for a living): *"HE'S GETTING IT! HE'S REALLY GETTING IT!"*
NOICE JOB!!!
How will this series effect your job from now on?
Wow imagine pressure washing and then coming home and watching virtual pressurewashing
@@joshuasprinkle7730 life of eternal peace
@@joshuasprinkle7730 and satisfaction
Mark: *stops talking *
Lixian: Smooth groove time.
The music remind me of bob ross
It's absolutely perfect
This music is forever linked to power wash.
Whats the name of the music tho?
@@nasrirosman8220 Someone said “not even worried” by riverworn
We must save this man from the clutches of Chaos. FOR THE EMPEROR!!! (also had you thought about playing warhammer video games?)
Markiplier: "Don't enjoy murdering people!"
Dead by Daylight killer mains: *Sweats profusely*
Mark seems to be having a lot of fun with Anti-Splatoon.
Incredible underrated comment 😘👌🏻
@@LuckyCatPresentation no
He knows too much to keep alive he found the truth
@@sp00kiii no
Taking this quote out if context: "I'd rather not use soap"
Mark likes to walk into his custom shower made exclusively out of powerwashers and just blast the dirt off if him with high pressure water.
Mark is a masochist.
“I’m not a masochist” - one very masochistic markiplier
As someone who's been hit with an industrial power washer at close range, Markiplier would probably get skinned alive.
@@mothman6378 at least he'd be clean. 🤣
@@Butterfly-uv5ye very very clean
It's about power, to go even further beyond.
I appreciate that mark does this in a logical way, so he doesn’t just go Willy nilly with it it’s orderly and uniform
Mark making a pun: "Should had left him hanging."
Me: Ah, the first step to being a great dad. XD
I'm honestly pretty glad this series just exists, it is incredibly calming.
i always go to sleep to this game
Such a great sleeping series
I'm about to buy it
same, it calms me down when I'm anxious or stressed
Markiplier: *often doesn't see the plot until later, screams 'what' instead of thinking about solutions to problems*
Also Markiplier: *applies lore to a power washing simulator, uncovers the secret to life, writes a new chapter in the bible*
@Holl ywood Hello bot
hungry hoge
So true-
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 to everyone who sees this reply, ignore them. I don't want my reply section to become a fight. This is a bot.
@@jayb9310 Oh.well it's little to late for that since I only saw his comment pop up on my recommendation (im on android) didn't see yours my apologies
14:45
Mark: "I just haven't had time to catch up on the new lore, the new books"
Me: The. What.
Glad to know that is is also pronounced corn.
Edit: didn't know Mark was into the 40k universe.
14:17 So Mark turns away from Grandfather Nurgle!? Heresy within heresy!
Heresy squared
The timelapse song is *Not Even Worried by Riverworn* FINALLY I FOUND IT
Thank youuuuu
Thank you so much
No shit Sherlock
Holy shit THANK YOU
@@whatthewatthe Yes shit sherlock, no one else knew, Mr. Know-It-All
I love that when Ethan got a power washer he didn’t care but now that he found a game about it he’s invested
when mark is annoyed with one taking too long, i’m annoyed.
when mark enjoys one a lot, i enjoy it a lot.
If there was ever a wall staring simulator, I bet Mark would find a way to make it entertaining
I mean, rt did paint drying and it was a big stream
He could make anything Entertaining . Person who is important to the community .
That’s a good idea for a game
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials..
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary??
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
+ always be careful: corona etc!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers?
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)
chair pooping simulator and mark would make it entertaining
Imagine going to check on the power washer guy you hired to clean the skate park and he's just walking around talking to himself about the meaning of life while he blasts away some graffiti
. . .
You mean that's not normal?
i see it as absolute win
Would love to have someone like that as a best friend. Or spouse even.
My absolute sheer elation when Mark called out the Chaos symbols then proceeded to talk about how much he likes Warhammer just made me entire weekend
as a skater watching that park get cleaned was perfection
Mark, "Idk why, but I keep being drawn back to this game"
Me "Idk why, but I keep being drawn back to watch this game"
haha same. its not honestly entertaining but i keep being drawn back to watch it hahha
10% to see if he knows he can rotate the nozzle yet
75% wow water clean mud
15% mark's ted talk
@@gabtrg314 1% Just enjoying Mark's voice. 💞
Mark: "Something keeps drawing me back to this game"
Dev: *taps fingers together* "Good...goood..."
⚠️Dark Magic was not used in the making of this video⚠️
Hate me if you want but all I imagine is
🥺👉👈" ooh marky-chan. Keep washing me uwu"
Oh don't worry I'm drinking bleach currently
@@UR_Bum007 you forgot your bible
@@ppbruhiguess8304 DRINK THE BIBLE!
Haha... yes those evil mastermind devs! Oh wait.💦
Something so trivial like powerwashing can get so beautiful when Mark starts rambling about “rebirth”
"If you hurt anyone with your powerwashing.. powers- then you can't enjoy it."
*cue Mark spraying Ulysses for five minutes*
My bf asked me why I was watching this- "are you watching this just for the power-washing? I thought you were bored of Mark." and this part played. And I just stared at him with a grin on my face. 22:30
I read this comment right before he said that at 22:30 ...
@@kindrareynolds2215 yes omg xD
that is so perfect LMAO-
that was perfect timing
The most perfect thing to happen
Mark hasn’t talked this much about power since he discovered Lady Dimitrescu.
Good one
That explains everything
The amount of happiness I felt when mark started talking about 40k. PERFECTION
Who is watching this before bed? Watching Mark power wash is so satisfying to watch.
Mark “don’t enjoy hurting people with your pressure washing powers” also mark trying to send a cat to the moon with a high pressure stream of water
Lmao
He did say people cat not people cat cute baby pet
Yeet
Lol
Animals are not people. His statment holds.
Parents: "Video games are violent!"
*Markiplier:*
Yeah pretty much
I mean, this is a horror game if you're dirt or grime. This ruthless, relentless monster trying to wipe out you and everyone you know.
4th reply always gets likes and I’m here to claim it
Mark's positive speech on graffiti makes me happy (I like looking at it)
Honestly Mark knowing what 40k is was a nice surprise for my last day in isolation
Mark's voice is becoming a little more Bob Ross'like with each episode
I miss Bob's ads
soon he'll be painting happy little trees in the dirt
well he IS the bob ross of power washing
lol yes, May Bob Ross Rest In Peace. He’s truly an amazing artist! I’ve watched a few of his tutorials, and the work he’s capable of making seemingly out of something so simple is fascinating!
I love how the game says “press R to rotate the nozzle” and he doesn’t do it lol
He probably doesnt see it
Lonely sandwich more like lonely burger
@@realrealgon ur not funny
Lets see how much longer it takes
He refuses to
the slow music every time mark goes into a philosophical rant is fucking hilarious
I don't know why but this series will knock me out faster than any ASMR video. And that's a good thing. I watch when I'm having insomnia nights and it helps me knock out.
“Don’t fall down the rabbit hole or you’ll never get out”
Also Mark: *makes so many rabbit holes and puts doors and welcome mats on them*
I hope someone has or will draw this
Be careful, that rabbit hole is DEEP, and it also can get VERY EXPENSIVE
@@the-other-guy8991 the irony, only a successful youtuber could handily afford it, yet wouldn't have the time to do it.
I hate references that I don't get...
And I do love sci-fi... 🤔
500 likes!!
I actually really enjoy Mark's monologues. It almost gives a feeling that he is talking to you personally. I've kind of been having a shitty week and him just *talking* soothed me so much.
i hope this week is better for you
not only did this video get me stuck in the WH40K rabbit hole but the power wash simulator rabbit hole as well. goddamn it
Those edits when Mark starts getting philosophical, Lixian's like "and again..."
Alternative title: Mark performs community service hours while inventing future proverbs for fortune cookies
i didnt watch this video what does this mean
It means he became philosophy itself while power washing. Also, why are you here if you’re not watching the video?
Bravo bravo *claps aggressively* indeed a great title
My favorite proverb was: "bRzZzZ, BrZzZz, bRzZzZ."
Brand new sentence
Mark: "I wish there was a way to slow it down"
Lixian: Say no more
Shout out to Lixian tho. He’s gotta be the one making that sweet Tahitian beach music.
Can I just say, it felt even more satisfying after I saw it slowed down
I've discovered watching/listening to this series while I clean my apartment, which I procrastinate on and it's difficult for me to do but listening to this makes it a lot easier. I'm really glad this is a thing.
Bro played so many of these levels that power washing has got him philosophical
I feel that Mark is like everyone's therapist, even if you don't need one. Like, those small segments where he just talks about something with a deep meaning just gets me, it's so calming and nice.
I know right? He's the type of guy I'd like to sit with at the coffee shop and listen to what he says.
Edit: Also, his loved ones and friends are lucky to have him. Especially, Amy. ^_^
@@dfquartzidn6151 Agreed, agreed!
Mark in other powerwash episodes: Why is there poop everywhere?
Mark in this video: What is life?
Mark in next video: Powerwash? Powerwash
Would anyone else love to watch mark play 40k? Or any war game for that matter?
Did anyone get else just get so excited when the music hit that new part?
Imagine if this game had a realism level where dirt washed down to lower parts of the job lmao.
Oh my god that would be awesome.....cant believe i said awesome to powerwashing
honestly i just started thinking about that too in this episode X)
I was thinking about this!! that would be incredible
And the place flooded with water if you used too much
I’ve been thinking this the whole time, I’ve been taught my whole life to clean from the top down for everything for this reason
If anybody's curious what the music is, it's "Not Even Worried" - by Riverworn
Thank you! Been trying to find it ever since the first episode
Thanks man
Omg thank you, I just couldn’t find it and it’s so relaxing when you do something yourself
Thank you so much
You are the best commenter on this video
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, Milk, for the cornflakes-
This was the most relaxing and satisfying video I have watched in a long time.
Truth, just so true!
Amy: hmm I wonder what mark is up to, he seems to be enjoying himself
Mark: in his room fueling his power washing addiction
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials..
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary??
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
+ always be careful: corona etc!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers?
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 Err...bro, if you put up a word vomit here; then no one will read your stuff.
@@technoraver99 I know you’re a robot or whatever, but I PROMISE you that you won’t initiate anyone into your cult
@@technoraver99 let me guess, you're either Jahovah's witness or you're Baptist? An actual Christian person wouldn't be trying so hard to shift someone to God's grace. Its a choice for the person, if they don't wish to follow Jesus then leave them be, all you can do is recommend it. And a true Christian follower of Jesus wouldn't be telling people to do all this crap. Cell phones aren't inherently evil, and not everyone has good in their heart. Now I'm going to finish up with this, please, take your bullshit, quit giving those of us who follow Jesus's teachings a bad name, and piss off.
When mark was talking about nature being applied to a medium that it's not accustomed to, his example was concrete and the first thing that popped into my mind was a massive city that has been completely reclaimed by nature and I personally find that sort of scenery beutiful
100 years or so when humanity will get extinct due to climate change, that will become reality
@@sarthakjain1824 Lel, the only people actually worried about climate change are poor people. How many rich environmental activists do you see with private jets and 3rd homes and an electric bill the size of a small town? I'll worry about climate change when the rich actually start worrying about it. If we go extinct in the next 100 years, it won't be due to climate change.
@@Greywander87 One thing about rich people: they only got to where they are because they exploited others. There's no way around it, their wealth comes from stepping on the backs of the less fortunate.
They aren't the sort to worry about the future of humanity, because they won't be alive for it and they don't care what happens after they're gone. They simply don't have the empathy and humanity necessary to care about something that doesn't effect them directly.
They are the last people you should be looking to to protect you, because they only see you as a number.
yea its so pretty
Pripyat, Ukraine specifically popped into my mind & Varosha, (South?) Cyprus specifically.
"Skulls for the skull king!"
"Blood for the blood god!!"
Speaking to art in washing, you know all of those tunnels on the roads? Because of all of the gasses from the cars it puts a grime on it and people clean the walls in a way so it puts a painting in it!
Oh wow! I never knew that! Learn something new everyday!
I honestly really like how this series is mark just talking about whatever pops into his mind.
He should play dark deception again
Have you heard of distractible it's a new podcast
Guys he never finished dark deception
That's like all his videos. 😆