Hey papa peli, guess what? Well I’m at this veeery fancy place and it’s called Pelican Hill. No joke. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to go there and I can’t believe they named one of the best places after the king of animals. Have a nice day anyway.
Had a pretty stressful day today with surgery scheduled tomorrow. All in all, my week is looking fairly bleak. Yet I can always seem to count on your humor to summon a few laughs. Keep up the great work Modest and thanks for adding some lightheartedness that distracts from the mundanity of everyday life.
I got hitman 3 because of your hitman series. The game itself is so intense suspenseful, the fact that you can make it hilarious is another level of comedy.
Ok, so I started work last Friday, and I’m not even kidding, they were all telling me to stay hydrated. It was insane, they were like “Hydration is key” and “stay hydrated” and I asked my boss if she knew who modest pelican was and she had no idea, but at least they’re spreading the good word of your channel! ❤️
@@posstaldude I doubt you have a life since you hate on people for what games they play. (I know this is 2 years ago but I doubt your views have changed.)
@@zipplings1374 I have realized my mistakes over these years, and my views have truly changed. I realized that hating on things that people like or love is truly foolish and unnecessary. Perhaps I should have thought of that years before, but now as I’ve actually grown a brain and not a larger ass, I feel different. I would like to apologize for my miniscule cock from 2 years ago talking shit. Thank you.
"I really should focus on Bartholomew but I'm killing Ironman first for lacking an often underappreciated personality trait called manners." Now that is how you earn your subscriptions. Nice and modest work Pelican!
Im glad that the guard was like ye na ye nanana ye na na naa instead of looking at that big box where there was just some random bald guy squatting and trying to do something with his hydrated life. Nice play Peli, you made my day
O Great Pelican Lord, I shall send you my greetings from Peru! Because you taught me that I should stay hydrated at all times I used to be depressed, I used to fail at everything, but when you showed me the hydrated path, I KNEW I could be more... Now 30 bottles a day made me a winner. Plus I have a girlfriend now! You're an absolute legend!
Before you give the security guard too hard a time, perhaps you should consider what your life would be like if you were colorblind like him. He may have thought it was drops of milk, motor oil, chocolate syrup, etc. And the man's not a janitor... Your videos are the absolute best! I have no idea how I stumbled onto them seeing as I hate watching people play video games. I love playing games, but I sometimes take some of that time to watch your videos. Keep up the great job of making me laugh until I cry! This gives me the opportunity to mess with my wife that something is bothering me 👍👍👍🥴🥴
I've been watching your videos for about 2 weeks now and I had to subscribe, you are hilarious. I love your videos and your sarcasm 😁 I've honestly never been entertained more by any gameplay videos than I am watching yours...
well modest pelican I regret to inform you, but concussion grenades are ant-infantry weapons, here is a direct quote "The offensive or concussion (High Explosive) grenade is an anti-personnel device that is designed to damage, daze or otherwise stun its target with its explosive power. Compared to fragmentation grenades, the explosive filler is usually of a greater weight and volume, and the case is much thinner - the US MK3A2 concussion grenade, for example, has a body of fiber (similar to the packing container for the fragmentation grenade). "
18 years ago I remotely hijacked a plane and flew it into a building, but before I did this I said over the loud speaker "subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming" I did to really help spread the good word of your channel.
The fact that you put way more thought and effort into murdering scuffed iron man than your actual target is fuelling my semi intensely.
💀
Anyone else think scuffed iron man looks like Kamen Rider Ichigo.
fueling your WHAT
@@yummynubs3646 his semi truck
Well, he deserved it more than the target
We need pelicans at Area 51 to distract the guards with their beauty
hecker can you heck someone
Hecker
This would really help spread the good word of his channel
Good hecking thinking there
Oh my god reading that comment made me so nostalgic of all that pre-covid stuff hahahaha
I destroyed an an entire city in the shape of the words MODEST PELICAN GAMING to spread the good word of your channel
An an
That better go in the next one
Well if you actually have to destroy the world I’ll call my friends to help
Which city was it
Boston
“Reacting, with the speed of a train station junkie” well said. You absolute legend.
I broke into my local zoo and freed all the pelicans whilst shouting your channel name to spread the good news of your channel
@Sylis TM dont be chattin bout pelicans or ill bend u backwards
I fed all the pelicans with premium food.
@@VeryDAWD .........
Na
@@VeryDAWD Ur a good man
Hey papa peli, guess what? Well I’m at this veeery fancy place and it’s called Pelican Hill. No joke. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to go there and I can’t believe they named one of the best places after the king of animals. Have a nice day anyway.
Deadpool yea u can look it up
And wow I actually got a heart! And the most likes I’ve ever gotten I think lol
X- Man my dads in pelican bay lmao rekt
Henry Lephart rip
The Fast and the Furious quote was epic sir, well played Papa Peli!
shimitzu01 it gave me a semi
Was looking to see if anyone got it
J.Caine ✓ same
J.Caine ✓ same haha
What if it wasnt a F&F reference
As someone who has never played the _Hitman_ games, watching these videos is a huge source of entertainment for me.
You are the kind of gamer everyone should be... just enjoying the game and goofing around... no sweating no competitivness. Just fun
Had a pretty stressful day today with surgery scheduled tomorrow. All in all, my week is looking fairly bleak.
Yet I can always seem to count on your humor to summon a few laughs. Keep up the great work Modest and thanks for adding some lightheartedness that distracts from the mundanity of everyday life.
Nice job staying hydrated, mate!
hope it went well
How’d it go bud?
@@atomicgray plot twist twist: he's also the hitman
Your commentary is just pure gold.
agreed
@@mr.warcom2480 agreed
“When your a man the world is truly your urinal”-modest pelican
Has your cough gone away yet Papa Pelican? If you stayed hydrated it should have cured you
It's getting better thanks mate haha you legend.
@@ModestPelican stay hydrated and that cough should go away in no time
@@bogger5 respond to me it’s been a year I need to know if ur hydrated
ARE YOU STILL HYDRATED
Hydration is key, don’t drink your pee
I got hitman 3 because of your hitman series. The game itself is so intense suspenseful, the fact that you can make it hilarious is another level of comedy.
iron man and spiderman are *thiccer* than captain marvel lmao
RoyisDaBEST true
Sadly
@D.S .V who is Marcel?
True words said
I'm not the only one that noticed it yay!
You forgot your briefcase
The most importaint item in this game.
I do like to bring a briefcase with me from time to time.
I need the sauce to your pfp. I need to stay hydrated.
@@ModestPelican Does your briefcase carry water inside so you can stay hydrated at all times
@@ModestPelican hi papa
I have to say, this is my favorite educational Christian music channel.
😂
Ok, so I started work last Friday, and I’m not even kidding, they were all telling me to stay hydrated. It was insane, they were like “Hydration is key” and “stay hydrated” and I asked my boss if she knew who modest pelican was and she had no idea, but at least they’re spreading the good word of your channel! ❤️
BrightFox i doubt you even have a job if you play shitnite.
IceUckNutz Newbs why the hate man? Just because I like a game you don’t doesn’t mean you gotta hate. Have a great day!
@@posstaldude I doubt you have a life since you hate on people for what games they play. (I know this is 2 years ago but I doubt your views have changed.)
@@zipplings1374 I have realized my mistakes over these years, and my views have truly changed. I realized that hating on things that people like or love is truly foolish and unnecessary. Perhaps I should have thought of that years before, but now as I’ve actually grown a brain and not a larger ass, I feel different.
I would like to apologize for my miniscule cock from 2 years ago talking shit.
Thank you.
Scan agent 47s barcode for 10% your next purchase
Yo thanks for the likes
Stay hydrated
2016 Silverado its a starry night glow in the dark dildo.
No it's a pink xxl dildo
10% off your next assassination
20% off your next body bag
matei tilina lol
I keep watching this dude while I’m drunk, making me laugh even more than what I would’ve
Same😂
I actually have to try that
You’re literally one of the most underrated youtubers.
9:46 "what is this Stranger Things?" Man this made me like and subscribe you. LMAO
"I really should focus on Bartholomew but I'm killing Ironman first for lacking an often underappreciated personality trait called manners." Now that is how you earn your subscriptions. Nice and modest work Pelican!
Pelican: “We’re wearing a midnight black suit to blend into the darkness.”
Me: “No way you blend into the darkness with that pale skin”
Yeah, white feathers don’t blend in well in the dark
3:59 "Ohh baby, a TRIPLE!!!!" one of the best memes to ever grace the planet earth😂😂😂😂😂😂
On a scale from 1 to 10.... I enjoy this man's content.
I have a little notification ritual. As soon as one of yours pops up, I immediately take 9 shots of water to stay sufficiently hydrated.
This video is how I found your channel two years ago and I still love it.
The intro:
Man wears a bunny suit
*finds gun*
*Caually picks it up and shoots people*
Yes this is nice
Not the fast and furious Hector reference
😂😂😂😂
I took over my home country and made my country's animal a pelican.Then I ordered them all to like and subscribe all your videos.
Im glad that the guard was like ye na ye nanana ye na na naa instead of looking at that big box where there was just some random bald guy squatting and trying to do something with his hydrated life. Nice play Peli, you made my day
To quote a fellow man of clandestine activity
"Manners maketh the -Icon- Man"
The only thing as hydrated as modest pelican is the world's largest fresh water lake
0:06 damn, this Man predicted the quarantine even before it happened
Straight busta
I'd love to hear more of your lovely insights into the offshore finance lol
My day this morning ;( / my day after Modest Pelican uploads :)
Seems like you had a pretty shitty morning
"There is always plenty of time to grieve after the double XP weekend is over" AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH im dead
If you are assasinating iron man Just use your water to hydrate his suit so it rusts
Legit THE funniest guy on internet
"a tentacle hentai" HAHAHAHAHAHA XD OMG
That fast and the furious quote is amazing 🤩
You do realize there is literally a separate mission to kill this iron man imposter?
Yeah, he just did it
Who's Iron man? Some sort of Icon Man ripoff?
@@godlovesyou1995 XD
6:55 "Like have a snickers you big metal gimp" i had my drink coming outta my nose
Finally something thicc btw I knew that you wasn't hydrated last time I am disipointed
I love how the little duck explosive did massive damage but the frag grenade did nothing. XD
O Great Pelican Lord, I shall send you my greetings from Peru!
Because you taught me that I should stay hydrated at all times
I used to be depressed, I used to fail at everything, but when you showed me the hydrated path, I KNEW I could be more...
Now 30 bottles a day made me a winner. Plus I have a girlfriend now!
You're an absolute legend!
I was legit feeling really bad and when I watched your video I actually realized that I was dehydrated. No joke : thank you papa peli 🙏🏼
Before you give the security guard too hard a time, perhaps you should consider what your life would be like if you were colorblind like him. He may have thought it was drops of milk, motor oil, chocolate syrup, etc. And the man's not a janitor... Your videos are the absolute best! I have no idea how I stumbled onto them seeing as I hate watching people play video games. I love playing games, but I sometimes take some of that time to watch your videos. Keep up the great job of making me laugh until I cry! This gives me the opportunity to mess with my wife that something is bothering me 👍👍👍🥴🥴
Why does this water loving pelican not have at least 99 million like if he doesn’t I’m about to get dehydrated!
Ah, it’s nice to see something new, something fresh on the Thumbnail.
ROBO BOOTY
Thanks to you, Epic Pelican, I can enjoy being hydrated again
I fear that I would succumb to dryness, but alas, yet again I find myself drenched in the secretions of your content.
May we all support the good word of you channel - stay hydrated
PhD pretty huge desire😂
"Have a snickers you big metal gimp" im dead 😂😂😂😂😂
I would quit hitman if that was iron man
Modest pellican: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
Nice Spoon reference Modest Pelican, very cool.
I've been watching your videos for about 2 weeks now and I had to subscribe, you are hilarious. I love your videos and your sarcasm 😁 I've honestly never been entertained more by any gameplay videos than I am watching yours...
That hector comment was pure gold 😆 Epic commentaries my new fav channel !!
00:06 lol did he really say thiccman? xD
Love these Hitman videos thank you Papa Peli.
Mom (come down stairs for breakfast). Me ( I’m watching Thick man)
You mean THICCCCCC man?
Jason987 XA thick with 5 c’s, 8 q’s, and 10 J’s
well modest pelican I regret to inform you, but concussion grenades are ant-infantry weapons, here is a direct quote "The offensive or concussion (High Explosive) grenade is an anti-personnel device that is designed to damage, daze or otherwise stun its target with its explosive power. Compared to fragmentation grenades, the explosive filler is usually of a greater weight and volume, and the case is much thinner - the US MK3A2 concussion grenade, for example, has a body of fiber (similar to the packing container for the fragmentation grenade). "
You know there's an entire mission based around killing iron man :p?
well that makes a lot of sense.
@@ModestPelican who would've thought that?
Pizza+modest pelican hitman=perfect day
Hi lads and lasses✋😘 🦢 (couldn’t find a pelican how rude we need a pelican emoji apple)
0:06 probably the most wholesome line you used
18 years ago I remotely hijacked a plane and flew it into a building, but before I did this I said over the loud speaker "subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming" I did to really help spread the good word of your channel.
7:22 the fast & furious parody was fire 🔥 🤣🤣🤣
Iron man was hella thicc and y u couldn't kill him because you needed him for a thumbnail.
@Benny Fair fax
Seems kinda gay to me
Ass protection
@@johncrawford7249 maybe he said no homo before doing it
How does this guy come up with this kinda commentary 😂😂😂
stay hydrated
ironman wasn't
I watch all your videos until I fall asleep, not that your content is boring or anything but bc your sense of humor and voice is very pleasant
Tony StarBucks dummy thicc.
The double XP weekend line killed me 😂
Make this blue if you stay hydrated after his videos
👇🏾
That fast and furious reference made my day, i’m more hydrated than ever now
Course he made the icon thicc
He just Casually has a fast and furious Reference mid video it’s just amazing keep up the good work champ
“The world is your uniral” wait so I can pee in a mouth jk 😂
Your civic reference was dope! It feels exciting to know that you are a car guy as well. Stay hydrated pelicans
“I am an advertisement for a toy”
*shoots iron man in the head*
Dude this might just be your best video, your jokes were spot on:D
How long does it take you to write a script, honestly, this commentary is too good.
"when you are a man, the world truly is your urinal"
genius🤣🤣
I stopped this 1 great adult video just to watch papa pelis video. I'am not dissapointed
This vid was made on my birthday! thank you papa peli for making my day special.
Phd: Pretty Huge D...esire
I should make a note of this.
"Concussion Duck " is my new band name.
Randomly came across your channel when I was watching Hitman videos and I've been binging some here and there good stuff.
7:24 love the reference papa peli
The Fast and Furious quote about Hector got me, thank you Pelicant.
Damn, the duck's lethal! It's as if the stun and frag grenades were swapped!
That statue's bloody cool!
You got me with the Hector walked into Harry's line well played sir well played
IRON MAN LOOKING THICC BOOOOOOOI
my favourite education christian music channel, keep doing gods work bud
Modest pelican: Who needs a gun with a can-do attitude?
Me: E V E R Y S I N G L E H I T M A N