Dawn Scarver 1. Josuke probably already has him on Speedwagon watch list because of him making comments about his mother and 2. I think you meant nail on the head, just a grammar check, sorry
If he got triggered and his stand went punching........ Jotaro and star Platinum would only be the worst of his problems............ he would also have to deal with.............the... FBI.
@@LordTyph canon timeline: Jolyne saying she wanted to marry Josuke was what gave Anasui anger issues when he grew up. he had dreams of the girlfriend of his dreams and hooked up with a girl who looked like Jolyne. When she cheated, he snapped and murdered her when she cheated on him.
Абдуллоعبدالله tomoko: Wait what’s that supposed to mean?! Josuke: if you punish me for saying that, then you know I am right. Tomoko opens her mouth to speak but walks away
Actually... *One day after the defeat of Kira* *Phone rings* Koochee: Hello. Jotaro-san? Jotaro: Koichi-kun, years from now, my daughter will turn 18 and you'll become my son-in-law. You can't refuse. *Phone down* Kooche:...
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Kiritogami Katsuki I think this takes place in the Eyes of Heaven universe, so this would technically be the universe where Part 4 Jotaro met Part 6 Jolyne. After meeting Jolyne from the future, he treats her with more affection during her upbringing.
Something tells me that Jotaro actually tried his best to take care of Jolyne and showed her attention but, thanks to him being so reserved, he needed to use Star Platinum's Za Warudo in order to do it without making him feel “Less Cool”
Probably his Instinct are confused whether to work as normal and anger Jotaro or let it slide. Can't blame josuke, I wouldn't even dream of angering someone who could stop time and kill a vampire that could stop time and lift and throw a steamroller!
I think it's because this might be based on the ending to the JoJo Eyes of Heaven video game. In that game, there was a big Time Paradox and all the JoJo's met each other and Stardust Crusader's Jotaro met Jolyene. They bonded and Jotaro learned what she's been through and how he's been a bad father to her, and after the events of the game with the timelines being restored but changed where none of the JoJos or their allies died in their conflicts (besides Jonathan, of course, probably) and as Jotaro kept his memories of the entire ordeal, by the time Diamond is Unbreakable begins for him he brought young Jolyene with him to Japan and has made a big effort to be a much better father for her while still being himself. It was so great and adorable.
@MZX Omega I'm pretty sure this predates Eyes of Heaven. I think it's based more on the theory that Jolyne has been to Morioh before (a theory I also believe.)
Jolyne: Why not? Jotaro: He is my uncle. Jolyne: WHAT? But he looks a lot younger thant you da... Jotaro: don't question it. Just... forget about this, ok? Jolyne: ok...
Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND! Jolyne, you wouldn't understand what's going on. I need you to hide, and I need to find a way to contact Jotaro-Sa- Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM. ZA WARUDO! You dare attack my goddamn daughter when I'm not around? You piece of shit! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! Jotaro: Yare yare daze... Josuke: What just happened? Whatever. It doesn't matter. All that matters is that Jolyne is safe. And, it seems, we've caught the serial killer.
(metal version of stardust crusaders theme starts playing) Kira:I feel like I have made a terrible mistake... (jotaro appears behind him) Jotaro:your goddamn right...
@@ogolow570did she think Jotaro would get with his grandfather's lover? If she married Joseph, she'd be Jotaro's grandmother or step-grandmother. Jotaro would be getting with his uncle's mum. Nahhhh.
"Why can't I marry him?" "Well for starters..." (Pulls out Joestar family tree) "..." "Also he's like 10 years older than you." "Who is D-" "No questions."
I'm confused with the joestar family tree at this point. Joseph: -Grandson Jotaro -Son Josuke -Daughter Holly So Josuke is technically siblings with Holly, which means Josuke is Jotaro's uncle. Jolyne has grunkle Josuke
@@aromorguythefirst1600Yep. Jonathan -> George II -> Joseph -> Holly -> Jotaro -> Jolyne Joseph -> Josuke Dio with Johnathan's body -> Giorno It's a mess.
2:30 Here lies Jolyne Kujo, the daughter of one of the most badass joestars ever: Jotaro. She had a happy life and happy family, unfortunately she was killed to due to being crushed on the ceiling of a restaurant by one of the chefs. May she rest in piece. Amen.
@@humaid7564 I just consider the ending of Eyes of Heaven Canon. Also Akari really pulled a dick move. *Spoilers* Killing the JoJo of that part and then having a little kid save the day!? I mean come on
Jolyne:why does your hair look weird? (koichi uses three freeze to stop josuke, yukako restrains him with her hair, okuyasu uses the hand to keep him away from Jolyne and rohan tries to make josuke forget Jolyne said anything with heaven's door)
@@notverifiable3731 4:10 In the panel where Jolyne is telling Josuke to wait, he's right in the center of the panel... As his disguised as that one kid's father.
I love the idea that he uses the world to freeze time so he can process his emotions and then unfreeze so that it looks like he never feels any emotions
Okay, jotaro using star platinum the world's ability to hug jolyne longer without no one knowing is adorable This is my favorite use of the ability now and i dont care that it is not canon
![Winter in Morioh ("Daddy and Jolyne and Josuke!") [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Comic Dub]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NeMSotbWX1w/mqdefault.jpg)
![Winter in Morioh ("Daddy and Jolyne and Josuke!") [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Comic Dub]](/img/tr.png)
Puberty hit her like a speedwagon.
*R O L L A R O D A D A*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAA!!!
I love that there has to be a KONO DIO DA in every jojo related coment section
*T O B E C O N T I N U E D*
Like Dio in a steamroller
Jolyne: jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up!
Jotaro gets hit by 3,000 tons of Alabama memes
In a different comic she calls him "grunkle Josuke."
@12 Monkehs no, she calls him "grunkle" because he tells her that he's her great uncle.
It was very evective!!!
Sounds like a match Made In Heaven
Uncle Josuke and....
Jotaro: **leaves Jolyne and his wife**
The Fandom: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
No one wants to see a happy family separated
@@jonathanjoestar3068 The worst part is that they probably would've been happy if not for Jotaro's job and the death of the Crusaders
It was to protect them.
That's actually sweet since we never we the mother
we just like those alternate universes where no one dies and stuff
When it comes to canonical happenings, I like to use the Marie Kondo method: if it doesn't spark joy, throw it away
Okuyasu is literally on the FBI watchlist after that statement...
😂😂😂 its funny but you hit the hammer on the nail. I wouldnt say FBI more like Speedwagon watch list
Dawn Scarver oh yes, of course!
Dawn Scarver 1. Josuke probably already has him on Speedwagon watch list because of him making comments about his mother and 2. I think you meant nail on the head, just a grammar check, sorry
OI JOSUKE
I GOT PUT ON A FBI WATCHLIST
ISNT THAT WACKY
Okuyasu is going to jail
Josuke: "I've never taken care of a child before."
Achtung Baby: *am I a joke to you*
@Divine Wine Tu que haces aquí? Xd
@@SrRemberTheOne. ¿y tu que haces aqui?
@@pantequillo Buscando jojokes
That baby is the jojo that never was
@@enamelbucket2081
And at this rate never will be. Even in part 9.
Meanwhile in Italy, 13 year old Giorno Giovanna is still looking for his real father.
And so far no results...
"13 year old Giorno"
Hey, Narancia.
Oof
That hurts dude
Igor Alencar
bruh imagine if babyface told giorno that at least he has a dad
Jolyne: when Jolyne grows up she wants to Marry Josuke!
Jotaro: *gets hit by invisible Road Roller*
7:22
Dio's ghost:"An oil tanker for you"
Well I was shocked
@@BoudyDSi Hey, you and me both Kujo.
@@alinastanescu4430 jotaro:sigh
Dios revenge!!
Josuke: Your dad loves you
Jotaro: *leaves jolyne for 10 years*
h e h
H e h INTENSIVE
jotaro: *comes back* nah bitch u killed him fuk u *DIPS*
I’m pretty he did that so no stand users attacked her
He did loved her, that's the sad thing about it all.
I thought joylene would ask josuke:"hey mister, why is your hair so funny?"
And josuke trying his hardest not to get triggered
Retro 6O24 to be fair her dads hat merged into his hair
DirtyCrimeBoy uh, yeah lol
Only time he wouldn't wreck someone
@@DirtyCrimeBoy nah its that the hat is actually cut to reveal the hair,it appears merged but it isn't.
If he got triggered and his stand went punching........
Jotaro and star Platinum would only be the worst of his problems............ he would also have to deal with.............the...
FBI.
The reason Jotaro rarely ever shows much expression is because he stops time to cry, laugh, etc., then unfreezes it once he’s done
Can confirm. Makes me look cooler
@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx You're so edgy
He was emotionless even before learning to stop time
@@vampante Plot twist : he could always stop time he acted like he couldnt sp he could mess with DIO
What about before he could realise he could to dat
“Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up!!”
12 year old Anasui: *quaking with rage*
Anasui: I'M SO ****ING ANGRY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYYYY
Jotaro: For some reason I have a feeling that someone is thinking about my daughter
@@LordTyph canon timeline: Jolyne saying she wanted to marry Josuke was what gave Anasui anger issues when he grew up. he had dreams of the girlfriend of his dreams and hooked up with a girl who looked like Jolyne. When she cheated, he snapped and murdered her when she cheated on him.
@@acrazyweeb7225and then Diavolo dies of a tickled big toe nail
-Is this your love-child ?
-No, I'm not you
Bruh, that's cold
Bruh sound effect #2
Абдуллоعبدالله tomoko: Wait what’s that supposed to mean?!
Josuke: if you punish me for saying that, then you know I am right.
Tomoko opens her mouth to speak but walks away
That is more like jotaro
ThAtS cOlD
*remebers jotaro calling his mother b-tch and yelling at her...in front of his grandfather*
Ehhhhhh
Josuke: she’s jotaro-san daughter
Koichi: So she’s my sister
Actually...
*One day after the defeat of Kira*
*Phone rings*
Koochee: Hello. Jotaro-san?
Jotaro: Koichi-kun, years from now, my daughter will turn 18 and you'll become my son-in-law. You can't refuse.
*Phone down*
Kooche:...
@@bryanjacla1068 YESSS
Jotaro: 12more years...
Koichi: um....What?
Jotaro: 12 more years until you can legally marry my Jolyne... then you will finally be my son
Bruh moment.
Kakyoin Noriaki SHINEI KAKYOIN
Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up! Anasui: *Sadness noise*
Okayasu: Okayasu wants to marry Jolyne when she grows up! Jolyne: *screams yakuza*
poor Anasui
@@DekuStickGamer Can we please get a F for our boi Okuyasu?
Lol 666 likes
@@Patrick-bn6nk Devil ?
Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up”
Jotaro: *Gets donutted by the ghost of dio*
One last muda from the grave
Road ROLLERRRR
THE LAST ROAD ROLLER
@@Kratos_Messi7050 ZA WARUDO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"Pain Pain, go away"
The Pain: *Understandable, have a great day.*
Lmao
Lol
This could be a song
Pain pain go away pain understandable have a great day
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Pain:
Understand have great days:
also jotaro when he hears joylene wants to marry josuke:
*BREAKDOWN*
*BREAKDOWN*
Jotaro: starts crying
*s t a r p l a t i n u m t h e w o r l d*
-Crys for an hour-
Jotaro weakly: t-time resumes
Theres actually a comic about that
@@dres4r977 link it pls
PLEASE I WANT TO CRY TOO
Guys i have been searching it since i commented it and i cant found it i will comment when i found it ;)
@@dres4r977 epic
"don't use me for stuff like this ora"
I dIEd
the fuck did he use it for
Dawgly Probably to not be awkward as fuck
Star platinum probably got sick of not being included.
Same, but it's the last ora that killed me (get it?)
wait but why did he have to say ora
Josuke : "I wanna see Jolyne~ Yare yare daze~"
Also Josuke : "Why do I hear boss music from the window?"
**Jotaro's theme plays**
F**k
How to summon Jotaro: say yare yare daze wrong
Alternative ways: hurt Koichi, hurt a Dolphin, WRYYYYYY
Lmaooo that part was hilarious I am actually crying right now 😂
Guess what the boss music sounds like...
If you thought "the pillar man" theme, you're God damn right.
This is the most wholesome thing I have seen in the fan base, Jolyne really does deserve better. Seeing this is just too precious
She really did 😭 they all deserved to be happy
@@mikpxxi you got that right pal, that little butterfly deserves to be free 🥺🥺
No, Joylne, you can't marry your Greato Uncle.
Great great uncle, technically.
@@irok1 josuke is jotsro uncle,so yeah just gureto uncle.
@@youraveragemachine1013 wait a second, yeah the grandparent trend ends with Jotaro, I'm dumb
Gruncle josuke, such a weirdly fitting title
*Sweet home Alabama plays in the background*
Everyone is so surprised jotaro has a daughter
They might think he just laid an egg
@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. dont remind me how he got donut punched
@He Who’s Seen Strange Things.should of said to the cashier "is that a jojo reference"
@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. lmfao
Underrated comment
Stop. Stop that right now
Josuke: Pain, pain go away!
Pain: *visible frustration*
lol
Any wound: *exists*
Josuke: I'm about to end this man's career...
**groans of increasing discomfort*
Pain: *slams desk and walks out door*
Pain: Confused Screaming
"Pain pain, go away."
pain: "Bye."
No
@@lucaspatrick5519 yes yes yes Yes yes Yes
Pain : Shining ! Justice ! ( Whatever the song sings )
Im imagining the "bye" in caddicarus' voice.
Part 4
Jolyne:Daddy i love you
Part 6
Jolyne:Get the hell out!!! old man
Jotaro:Yare yare daze
Kiritogami Katsuki
I think this takes place in the Eyes of Heaven universe, so this would technically be the universe where Part 4 Jotaro met Part 6 Jolyne. After meeting Jolyne from the future, he treats her with more affection during her upbringing.
Part 7
I comment in random video
Hes 40 and dont look different
I want to see jolyne YARE YARE DAZE
subfighter 6528 wa
Jotaro in part 6: "I always cherished you"
Also Jotaro for 10 years: *NIGERUNDAYO*
Etherix
Like grandfather, like grandson
Vladimir Lestrad sane with dad and son
@LaggyMe that's why i use dark mode
The secret Joestar technique
Cannot be used on another Joestar
Lest they desire a dire fate
He has dominated the family secret technique
6:03
"I wanna see Jolyne, Yare yare daze"
*A C C U R A T E*
SO A C C U R A T E
Troy Scar Yare yare dawa bro! 😄
Yare Yare Dawa!
...
@@StardustCrusader18 oh hey
Jollyne: cAn i mArry jOsuKe wHeN i gRow uP
Jotaro: *Literally Does The Most Ferocious "No" In The World*
You mean in *ZA WARUDO*
"They're a great family"
are you sure about that
Unless this comic is the Eoh timeline
@@clonetrooper2355 what does that stand for?
@@santiagobustos8065 eyes of heaven
Jamey Grant hehe, stand
Jail
"Jolyne will marry Josuke when she grows up"
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
I full on died when i read this lol
Zephyr Prime delete the goddamn post please
Jolyne wants to marry is grandpa lol!
delet this
@@5mac866 No u
In Jotaro's time stop
Jotaro: FUUUUUUCCCK I LOVE YOU TOO MY SWEET BABY GIIRRRLLL! *coughs* uh...yare yare daze...yep...time moves again...
yar yar days*
Yare yare you make my Dayze...
Yep pretty much
Wait, why did Jotaro say the F world
Yes that was a pun
Something tells me that Jotaro actually tried his best to take care of Jolyne and showed her attention but, thanks to him being so reserved, he needed to use Star Platinum's Za Warudo in order to do it without making him feel “Less Cool”
- Jolyne want to marry Josuke when she grows up!
* leave her for 10 years *
I.. would do the same.
Kinda like how your dad left you and then died when you reunited, eh Ceaser.
"Tonio is really good with kids"
*Tonio throws Jolyne high into the ceiling*
best baller Into space with you dumb child
*le epicly uses a baby as a basketball*
@@awhahoo 🤧
Mama Mia, yeet the child
She was pizza dough to him
Jotaro: “Jolyne, I love you more than the world”
Star Platinum: *stops time*
Jotaro: “Not you!”
itsJustpickle Star Platinum: *Apologises in Ora and time resumes*
Took ne awhile to understand this
ITS_A_ME_mark star platinum: Ora Ora Ora Ora. Ora?
*SAD ORA NOISE*
Lmao
Jolyne: I want to marry Josuke!
Jotaro: *confused screaming*
Jotaro to josuke:"Your free trial of living has ended"
Lol 😂
Time stamp?
It was just a phase
He probably stopped time killed josuke then came back 😂
I love how casually okuyasu asked josuke if he kidnapped jolyne.
Jolyne: "hehehe"
Josuke: "Hm? What's so funny Jolyne?"
Jolyne: "I just noticed how silly your hair is!"
Josuke: *_Conflicted Internal Screaming_*
Why
@@kevinsaidhi875 no one insults Josuke's hair, dude
Probably his Instinct are confused whether to work as normal and anger Jotaro or let it slide. Can't blame josuke, I wouldn't even dream of angering someone who could stop time and kill a vampire that could stop time and lift and throw a steamroller!
@@Iron8127 Who was felled by a rat. I get how Stand matchups work, but I can't let it slide.
Josuke: And that’s how I became a murderer
Jotaro: ROAD ROLLER DA DAH
Young jolyne : a cute girl
Jolyne when She grows up : *STOOOONE FREEEEE*
Yup
Young Jolyne:Pure and Innocent
Stone Ocean Jolyne : T H A T P R I S I O N G U A R D C A U G H T M E M A S T E R B A T I N G
Young Jolyne: oooo, Starfish!
Jolyne when she grows up: IMA DO THAT WORD THAT STARTS WITH M HAHA ME IN PRISON
Have you heard her ORA ORA? Dude it's so a n g e r y
Jolyne: haha masterbating go brrr brrrr
Jotaro be the type of dad to send his daughter to a town with a serial killer in it when he's busy doing fish shit.
bruh
That's the reason Jotaro didn't go to Morioh with Jolyne in canon.
But most people don't think about it.
I dont fish
Lmao
4:44
Josuke’s mother: “Is that your love child?”
Josuke: “No, I’m not you!”
PLEASE, I’M IN ORBIT LAUGHING AT THIS-
Oh no 444
How's Kars doing
*_MISTA WILL REMEMBER THAT_*
bro im was so sure Rohan was gonna say *"Kujo Jotaro's daughter? **_HE FUCKS?_*
Jotaro really fucks?NO DIGNITY!
"Star finger"
He don't fuck , he ORA's
666th like, im proud of myself
"Is that your love child?!"
"NO, im not you"
Why did she looked so shocked??
@@ssilkie4579 prolly sad about Jotaro getting married? Nah. maybe that she remembered that Jotaro is Joseph’s grandson?
That took me some time to understand the joke
@@ssilkie4579 No idea?
@@ssilkie4579 josuke’s mom is kinda of a thot even tho jotaro isn’t joseph she still wouldn’t mine having jotaro as a second option
Josuke: pain pain go away.
Crazy Diamond: I believe in true gender equality
Star platinum: visibly jealous
Lol
So everybody, just follow me, cuz we need a little heal here, cuz it feels so painful without me
Mr.Mortal kazuma: kazuma here
what does that have to do with anything
Josuke: "They're a great family."
Jotaro: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move and dip*
I love this comic. Jotaro's still married, Jolyne is adorable, and Josuke is so...JOSUKE.
And the dub made it even GUREATO-desu
part 6 never
GREAT daze
I think it's because this might be based on the ending to the JoJo Eyes of Heaven video game. In that game, there was a big Time Paradox and all the JoJo's met each other and Stardust Crusader's Jotaro met Jolyene. They bonded and Jotaro learned what she's been through and how he's been a bad father to her, and after the events of the game with the timelines being restored but changed where none of the JoJos or their allies died in their conflicts (besides Jonathan, of course, probably) and as Jotaro kept his memories of the entire ordeal, by the time Diamond is Unbreakable begins for him he brought young Jolyene with him to Japan and has made a big effort to be a much better father for her while still being himself. It was so great and adorable.
yeah
@MZX Omega I'm pretty sure this predates Eyes of Heaven. I think it's based more on the theory that Jolyne has been to Morioh before (a theory I also believe.)
5:59
Josuke: "Jotaro loves you more than anything in THE WORLD"
Jotaro: *PTSD Intensifies*
The World!?! Where?!?
u mean ptsdio
Июльマナハン no, he meant STD
@@Июль-р8и oh shit, I was high and I didn't write it ok
you mean ptsDIO
I love the fact that everyone's first reaction to Jotaro being a dad is a big "HOW" the man has no sex drive.
Only for dolphins m8
But you can Never run from you family's Legacy..... The Joestars sex drives SHALK NEVER DIE
Remember how he made a loli fangirl over him in there 80’s?
@@scoober7666 in which scene did that happen?
Darkness Pellet it’s in part 3 of the show?
"Can Jolyne marry Jos-"
*"NO."*
"...But Jos-"
*"ABSOLUTELY NOT."*
Jolyne: Why not?
Jotaro: He is my uncle.
Jolyne: WHAT? But he looks a lot younger thant you da...
Jotaro: don't question it. Just... forget about this, ok?
Jolyne: ok...
@@vitoraugusto9596 nice
Jotaro: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Jolyne: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
@@flaviomonteiro1414 **U N D E R R A T E D**
Hey, even with everything wrong with it, atleast Josuke isn't a degenerate like Anasui
Star Platinum: Don’t use my for stuff like this Ora.
Me: Hol up.
Jotaro stopped time to hug her longer....
i use him for stuff like that a lot of times
I like how he has to say ORA in a sentence
Jotaro Kujo I have one question why did you appear at the window except the door.....
He stopped time to hide the crying
*Inhales *
*Exhales *
This is canon.
YES YES YES
it is in Eyes of heaven
This IS CANON
@@valentinesuwanda7907 and eyes of heaven is cannon
@@diooverheaven4317 wait a minute.... HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO IS CANNON?!?!?!?!?
"Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up!"
Anasui: *quiet sobbing*
DIO
@@mitth_raw_nuruodo hmmmm sooooo... what do we do i mean he started so
@@jotarokujo7991 we approach him to beat the sh*t out of him
Who shall face him, jotaro or josuke? Hm?
@@CepticTech who faces who
Horrible ending:
*_Killa queen has alright touched your backpack, Jolyne_*
Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND! Jolyne, you wouldn't understand what's going on. I need you to hide, and I need to find a way to contact Jotaro-Sa-
Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM.
ZA WARUDO! You dare attack my goddamn daughter when I'm not around? You piece of shit! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Jotaro: Yare yare daze...
Josuke: What just happened? Whatever. It doesn't matter. All that matters is that Jolyne is safe. And, it seems, we've caught the serial killer.
(metal version of stardust crusaders theme starts playing)
Kira:I feel like I have made a terrible mistake...
(jotaro appears behind him)
Jotaro:your goddamn right...
@@absolutemadlad5662 or better yet. Wait, thats Jotaro's daughter? .... errors have been made
THE ENTIRE JOESTAR BLOODLINE: ITS TIME TO DIE
Josuke and kira get spanked to death, *PART 4 END*
"-Jotaro loves you more than the world"
More than the world...
The World...
ZA WARUDO! *Unexpected stop time*
We all know that's a lie. Jotaro's time stopping ability is called Star Platinum: The World, not Star Platinum: Jolyne
@@YataTheFifteenth Exactly.
someone please make 'star platinum: jolyne' a thing
Did jotaro, the king of straight faces, stopped time to stop himself from crying of getting emotional? I knew he had a soft spot.
well he is still human so yea
OMG IY'S THE NEW 1ST NEWEST JOJO MEMEBER!!! One Newbie Boi (Ya know The invisible baby is a gir lright?)
Jolyne: Can I marry Josuke
Jotaro: Now this is an avengers level threat
Josuke: Uhhhhhh I have video games to complet-
*ORA!*
Anasui be like: Am I joke to you?
You can't really marry your... uh I don't kno-- YOUR GREAT UNCLE
@@alternative7586 sweet home Alabama
Jotaro : No, but you can marry Koichi here. He's a really reliable guy.
4:50 LMAO THE LOOK ON TOMOKO’S FACE WHEN SHE REALIZED JOTARO HAS A DAUGHTER
She realized he's taken 😩
@@ogolow570did she think Jotaro would get with his grandfather's lover? If she married Joseph, she'd be Jotaro's grandmother or step-grandmother. Jotaro would be getting with his uncle's mum. Nahhhh.
the family tree would become a thicket of brambles
The fact that Jotaro had to time stop to contain his feels is so adorable. No homo
Edit: wait 2.7k likes, it said that I had like 4
Wait your a guy
you're watching jojo remember sexy muscular man that kill sexy muscular vampires while doing poses
100% homo
Nah Very homo
Maybe he stopped time to hug her more time, far beyond the acceptable time to hug
Dio Brando KONO DIO DA
Jolyne: I want to marry Josuke when I grow up
Jotaro: *dies*
Josuke: NIGERUNDAYO!!!
*KOICHI*
the closest thing to Smokey I could find.
OI JOSUKE, NIGERUNDAYO
Josuke,you have learned the secret Joestar Family Technique
Old joseph:You just learn the secret joestar technique son!
*Sweet Home Alabama plays in background*
4:08
Josuke doesn't notice
Luck has sided with yoshikage kira
Kira Yoshikage, you live for another day!
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE HIM??
Kira: "hmmm that little girl has nice hands"
@@NoorquackerInd stop I don't want to think of that again
@@CYKAK "Killer Queen has already touched the ground." *click*
Okuyasu: "Im not crying, Im just watching a puddle of water"
Jolyne: *Wants to marry Josuke when she grows up*
Jotaro: *N O*
Oh sweet home Alabama xD
*Jotaro flys away accross the hallway*
Reimi and arnold visiting morioh: The fuck?
Jotaro: *im Going to Kill my UNCLE*
Jotaro when jolyne tells him shes gay: oh thank god
Yare yare
"Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up"
Somewhere around the world, little Anasui felt a shiver down his spine
Little Anasui: I feel a disturbance in the world
Nah he might be taking apart something
he felt a disturbance in the force
@@sh8591 like millions of my circulatory cells screamed out in pain, and then were silenced.
Who's Anasui..? Can i Get a spoiler.?
Jolyne: "I want to marry Josuke when I grow up"
The events of Stone Ocean: *"no"*
@NeoTheEpicGamer Nope, but Jolyne yes 😅😅😅
@@Frikisaurus18 not really because you know.... universe reset
@@ironguy366 but its Irene not Jolyne
@@Frikisaurus18 whelp
@@Frikisaurus18 it's just Jolyne who's life was less rough
Young Jolyne: the cutest thing to cross this earth.
Part 6 Jolyne: *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*
Ayo chill
69 likes
Nice
ayo
Poyo
Nighas Down Bad 😳📸
6:36 Oh my god he literally stopped time to make his hug with Jolyne last longer my god the wholesomeness
I have diabetes thanks to this comic, i regret nothing
Or to hide his reaction from Josuke which was pretty obvious.
-Thicc Dicc Picc, ruining your day since 1999.
@@thiccdiccpicc2417 gttgtdttgjytjyu
its the thought that counts tho
I think it was to hide his moe overload so he can look cool
@@eloymaz5847 no, its the results.... The results counts!
"Why can't I marry him?"
"Well for starters..." (Pulls out Joestar family tree)
"..."
"Also he's like 10 years older than you."
"Who is D-"
"No questions."
I'm confused with the joestar family tree at this point.
Joseph:
-Grandson Jotaro
-Son Josuke
-Daughter Holly
So Josuke is technically siblings with Holly, which means Josuke is Jotaro's uncle.
Jolyne has grunkle Josuke
@@aromorguythefirst1600Yep.
Jonathan -> George II -> Joseph -> Holly -> Jotaro -> Jolyne
Joseph -> Josuke
Dio with Johnathan's body -> Giorno
It's a mess.
Alexander Carter think about it
Joseph have an Uncle who’s a teenager when he’s over 80 years old
@@LuckySketches but dio also has more children then Giorno but that's a much larger mess
I bet dio's pissed because he was the only joestar descendant who wasnt called JoJo.
I can imagine Jotaro low key using SP:ZW to cheat at starfish.
2:30 Here lies Jolyne Kujo, the daughter of one of the most badass joestars ever: Jotaro. She had a happy life and happy family, unfortunately she was killed to due to being crushed on the ceiling of a restaurant by one of the chefs. May she rest in piece. Amen.
I’m back from the dead 🤭
@@_Nakime_ its been 2 years man
Nobody:
Tonio: YEET THE CHILD
You misspelled eat
@@uvmai2195 hol up
@@uvmai2195 r/cursedcomments
@@uvmai2195 so that's why his food is so good
Manus MacCabe now,put child in the stove.
"I've never take care of kid"
Yes Invisible baby doesn't count.
That was mostly Joseph
How well did that turn out? Joseph had to cut himself in a river.
They were able to rescue the baby and get her back to Josukes house and got her calm enough that she stopped making everything around her invisible.
What if this takes place before invisible baby?
@@NullTheTormentor Doubt it, considering the Kira cameo.
“Jolyne wants to marry josuke when she grows up”
Jotaro: *dies*
Talking Bubble Stand:Ima Introduce Myself!
God dammit josuke
KONO GHOST DIO DA
Remember that Josuke is technically a Joestar too so...
@@vimic9507 *fall from stairs*
Jesus Christ😂 Jotaro coming to pick Jolyne from the window scared the crap out of me😂
I swear Jotaro is literally The Batman from the JoJo Universe
He acted like Kakyoin when he found out Jolyne wanted to marry Jouske.
@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. True
@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. He got Hit by the Afterlife Dio
Fucking donuted
Just for those who didn't watch the ova jotaro and dio fight, watch 3-5 mins of it then come back. You'll get there reference after.
It hit him just as hard
This just makes the ending to part 6 even more bittersweet.
This is Eyes of Heavenverse where nobody died and Pucci got ORA ORA ORAED Harder than Steely Dan
ah yes.........
@@humaid7564
What
@@mamabear1394 I wasn't referring to your reply...
the ending of part 6 is something that I want to forget
@@humaid7564
I just consider the ending of Eyes of Heaven Canon.
Also Akari really pulled a dick move.
*Spoilers*
Killing the JoJo of that part and then having a little kid save the day!? I mean come on
Literally everyone’s reaction in this: JOTARO FUCKS?!
Edit: who left all these likes here? This must be the work of an enemy’s stand!
No, Star Platinum just ORAs so hard she came out of no where.
I dIdNt kNoW hEs tHaT kInD of gUy
Well he does have star fingers
He doesn't just fuck. He ORAs.
Star Platinum did the fucking.
Honestly, considering Josuke's personality, this feels like what would naturally happen
Josuke: "I haven't taken care of a kid before"
Me: INVISIBLE..... BABY!!!!!!
She's name is shizuka joestar now and dont know why they didnt said the name in part 4
I think Joseph did most of the caring for her though
@@jayck7686 because Joseph adopted Shizuka at the end and by that time Part 4 was already over
What was mostly my father, though.
You're right, I didn't SEE this one coming
*D O N T T O U C H A D A C H I L D*
Edit: What have i done
*Y O U A R E T O U C H I N G D A C H I L D*
HE'S TOUCHING DA CHILD
*insert loud screaming*
*s l a p s t h a B o i*
Mmm l see you're a man of culture as well
Josuke just being josuke, beautiful.
And the italian guy being italian, also beautiful.
I HaVe A dReAm
What about Rohan’s refusal?? Real refuse-y to me
bEaTiFuL dUwAnG cHeW
But, it’s not
Tonio
Jolyne:why does your hair look weird?
(koichi uses three freeze to stop josuke, yukako restrains him with her hair, okuyasu uses the hand to keep him away from Jolyne and rohan tries to make josuke forget Jolyne said anything with heaven's door)
Lmaooooooooo
Josuke: Jotaro-san loves you more than anything else in-
Dio: ZA WARUDO
"You thought it was a wholesome comment!
Kono Dio Da!"
*moves a finger while time is stoped*
@@jotarokujo5400* confused screaming*
Hai, u called?
@@calabresad9484 bruh you know where star platinum went?
*"daddy hates jolyne..."*
Oh yes daddy hates you jolyne, he only cares about the bois...
No he cares about dolphins
@@guitarjohn1758 No he is fucking the dolphins
*facts*
No he only cares about Koichi
@@c.i.a2752 koichi is not a boy?
4:10
Kira be like "why tf did that josuke guy kidnap a kid"
Flip3nt _42 Kira:Eh whatever I’ll just go back to beating myself off with hands
“Eh, I’m no better, taking over a kid’s dad”
I really didn't see him
@@notverifiable3731
4:10 In the panel where Jolyne is telling Josuke to wait, he's right in the center of the panel... As his disguised as that one kid's father.
Kosaku Kawajiri.
Hayato's father
Jolyne bonding with her Gruncle Josuke is really wholesome and wished we got to see in the show.
6:34 "Don´t use me for stuff like this ora" , 10/10 Star Platinum.
Star platnum talked
zim xander nah he was just translated. What he REALLY said was “Ora. ORARARA ORA. Ora. Ora.”
No he said Ora ora ora Ora Ora Ora
I think he did this to the making of Jolyne
Star Platinum already said star Platinum: the world at kira getting he ass beaten
Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up!
Jotaro: _Jiji, this is your fault. Somehow._
OHH MY GOD! SON OF A BITCH!
@@Sir.Ryuz0 Jotaro: *Son* *of* *a* *bitch?* My thoughts exactly!
Jotaro is Josukes Nephew. Which makes Jolyne Josukes Grandniece? And then comes the Giorno×Jolyne Ship.
@@TheRealJohnux Oh god don't mention that damn mess..
*Sweet Home Morioh!*
6:35 Star Platinum: “Don’t use me for stuff like this Ora” I don’t know the emotion I felt when SP said that tbh😂
Well I guess he just wanted to do it
That had me dying of laughter
That was the most wholesome shit ever. Damn it.
1:39 “Huh she’s pretty cute! She might be my type when she gets older.” “Stay away from me Japanese Yakuza!” LOL
Jotaro: "you'll get ORA ORA'ed harder than Dan"
Josuke: ".........who?"
"Exactly"
Joe mamma
*Dan of steel, also known as ORA’ed to death*
Me:who the frick is dan?
My dad:Dan-tdm
@@sodaPOPUsedToBDream i see you're a man of culture as well
"jotaro-san loves you more than anything in za warudo" but i thought dolphins was his most favorite thing
Yeah.....
Weird
@@WisdomCatto Jotaro always cherished Jolyne :P
Maybe Jolyne............
*its a dolphin*
you mean “......in ZA WARUDO”
@@raferda8716 Lmao xD
Imagine Josuke introduced Jolyne to Tomoko be like : " Hey mom this is my grand niece"
*Grand Niece
She’d be the kind of (great great) aunt who would spoil the fuck out of the niece, don’t you think?
Greato Niece*
I love the idea that he uses the world to freeze time so he can process his emotions and then unfreeze so that it looks like he never feels any emotions
“Is that your love child?”
“No, I’m not you”
DESTRUCTION 100
Hit harder than the road roller, caeser rock and all donut punches combined
Okay, jotaro using star platinum the world's ability to hug jolyne longer without no one knowing is adorable
This is my favorite use of the ability now and i dont care that it is not canon
Nah it was because he almost showed emotion when she kissed him
It was to cry openly without anyone judging him
@@Kami-lb3up ...for 2 whole seconds
@@DantatoWong you forget this is Jotaro we're talking about here
for all i know ugly crying for him would be a nanosecond
Don't use me for stuff like this ORA.
Dio : - wants to hit jotaro with a traffic sign-
Joylne : - surprises jotaro making him fall on a traffic sign-
DIO: *Happy WRYing*
Jotaro: starting to think I should’ve let Dio end me with that Traffic Sign
josuke: “I’ve never taken care of a kid before”
meanwhile josuke in part 4: *holds up the invisible baby*
It was joseph
Josuke: They're a great family.
Meanwhile in part 6..
Jolyne: In prison.
Jotaro: Divorced and never around.
Jolyne’s mom: Divorced, lonely and sad.
Giorno:runs the mafia
Joseph:old senile and possibly tired all the time to raise shizuka
After part 6...
Also, isn't Jolynes Mom dead.
This is sad i know :(
@@maxteraform After the ending of part 6 she's probably alive.
Joseph: On grave
Jonathan: *no more existing*
He paused time so he could hug her longer (;*△*;)
Hi , mister obvious
He fatigued himself to HUG HER DAUGHTER
Y E S
@@Niiue **h e r** daughter?
@@serpenthater Actually, I was confused at that part. So, not obvious for everyone.
No shit Sherlock
Okuyasu got hit with that very sad dolphin moment
i was expecting Jolyne to say
"why does your hair look so wierd?"