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  • @JolyneMeme
    @JolyneMeme  4 роки тому +652

    Wanna talk to other jojo/anime fans? :D
    Join my discord server! discord.gg/UcRbQVR366

    • @Amine-pe9zs
      @Amine-pe9zs 4 роки тому +4

      Ahh wtf you are late who will see this

    • @syy9898
      @syy9898 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @TheOfficalDjEuMan
      @TheOfficalDjEuMan 4 роки тому +1

      What is that song from 13:36. Sound dope af

    • @mariomartinez5335
      @mariomartinez5335 4 роки тому +3

      Can I be in one plzz 🥺🥺

    • @JolyneMeme
      @JolyneMeme  3 роки тому +10

      @@TheOfficalDjEuMan Beastie Boys - intergalactic

  • @tableflip7165
    @tableflip7165 4 роки тому +3949

    “IM A VIRGIN”
    -Jotaro as he’s speaking to his daughter

  • @SanJo2MD
    @SanJo2MD 4 роки тому +2058

    "Are ya ready kids?"
    "Aye aye Captain!"
    "I can't hear you!"
    Hol Horse: "Aye Aye Sir!"

    • @jackerdie1214
      @jackerdie1214 4 роки тому +8

      388 likes and 0 comment,im here to change that

    • @nero.5733
      @nero.5733 4 роки тому +4

      jacker die12 Same

    • @hierophantgreen4964
      @hierophantgreen4964 4 роки тому +4

      EmeraldøSpxurashu! Wow my master uses internet also

    • @catherineverallo7543
      @catherineverallo7543 4 роки тому +13

      "are you ready kids?"
      "aye aye captain"
      "I cant hear you"
      "Aye aye captain!"
      Starplatinum: OOOOOOOOO

    • @paperboy1864
      @paperboy1864 4 роки тому +3

      I remember one time in the school locker room everyone was changing and then out of the blue someone said “are you ready kids?” and then everyone starting singing
      *and that’s how our PE teacher lost his ears*

  • @eugitaro9912
    @eugitaro9912 4 роки тому +1008

    Dio: GIORNO COVER YOUR CHEST
    Also Dio:*Shirtless for majority of Stardust Crusaders*

    • @skye387
      @skye387 4 роки тому +47

      Do what I say, not what I do

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 4 роки тому +22

      He was indoors most of that time too.

    • @JanJanNik
      @JanJanNik 4 роки тому +18

      tbf it wasn't his own chest

    • @assylzadakulmanova6326
      @assylzadakulmanova6326 4 роки тому +3

      @@skye387 The first word is true than second (or how to call it idk)

    • @farida7068
      @farida7068 4 роки тому +1

      Well he lives on a mansion

  • @emeraldgreenz
    @emeraldgreenz 3 роки тому +498

    The final meme of Josuke and Giorno beating Puchi brought a smile to my face.

    • @Kiro_Valyne
      @Kiro_Valyne 2 роки тому +35

      an ending that everyone would find peace in, Josuke comes back, and Giorno ends a part of the jostar past that directly connects to him

    • @Kingjustin1019
      @Kingjustin1019 2 роки тому +18

      *MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA*
      *DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA*
      *WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!*
      *DORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*
      Pucci: P-Please! N-No mooooooooore!
      *MUDA!*
      *DORA!*

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Рік тому +5

      @@Kiro_Valyne and the Fucking universe that we falled in love with doesn’t get nukes

    • @PatrickStar-u8o
      @PatrickStar-u8o 9 місяців тому +3

      mine was when jolyne said "yare yare dawa"

    • @SatorugojoFreakyEdition
      @SatorugojoFreakyEdition 8 місяців тому +1

      i love how giorno went “No it isn’t”

  • @swivelshivel6576
    @swivelshivel6576 4 роки тому +4004

    *meanwhile, with Josuke’s kid*
    “Dad, I swallowed a bu-“
    *”DORA!”*

  • @legitlefty
    @legitlefty 4 роки тому +2036

    *JoQuotes*
    Hol Horse: “The gun is mightier than the sword!”
    Josuke: “He took it in the nuts and now Kochi’s dead!”

    • @santiagogarcia7213
      @santiagogarcia7213 4 роки тому +16

      n i c e

    • @clono5995
      @clono5995 4 роки тому +13

      N I C E

    • @sprikitik4936
      @sprikitik4936 4 роки тому +28

      Kakyoin : "No one can just deflect the emerald splash"

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 4 роки тому +6

      *NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @Sevtixs
      @Sevtixs 4 роки тому +13

      The truth is that his nuts are mightier than a gun

  • @captaindinoceo
    @captaindinoceo 4 роки тому +3386

    "You dont understand, his stand is"
    giorno "No it is not'
    thats such a OP character thing to say

    • @starbluelight12yearsago39
      @starbluelight12yearsago39 4 роки тому +216

      Kinda bcs that's literally what GER does

    • @godssecondlesserknownsonbr7523
      @godssecondlesserknownsonbr7523 4 роки тому +148

      since pucci reset the world my head-canon is that pucci made it to where since he didn't make a perfect one he's created a loop of him resetting the world until the perfect situation in witch he is stopped

    • @captaindinoceo
      @captaindinoceo 4 роки тому +89

      @@starbluelight12yearsago39 still thats such an extra thing to say xD, jolyne all dramaticaly: his stand is
      "No its not"

    • @starbluelight12yearsago39
      @starbluelight12yearsago39 4 роки тому +36

      @@captaindinoceo , it's both cool and fitting lol

    • @boi1016
      @boi1016 4 роки тому +48

      Wait can GER take out made in heaven

  • @ked7752
    @ked7752 2 роки тому +97

    7:04 | Jotaro panicking and saying he's a virgin right while staring at Jolyne is the funniest thing ever

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +3039

    Don't get in a plane with Joseph, don't get in a car with Polnareff

    • @diegorebollar5067
      @diegorebollar5067 4 роки тому +201

      Don't get in a boat with Jonathan

    • @notyoshikagekira7539
      @notyoshikagekira7539 4 роки тому +163

      And don't get in a bike with josuke

    • @dallaspayday2480
      @dallaspayday2480 4 роки тому +110

      And Never Hit Giorno's Frog With A Shovel

    • @CreeperDude-cm1wv
      @CreeperDude-cm1wv 4 роки тому +86

      Instructions unclear
      Ended up in a car with polnereff, inside a plane, hey wait is that Joseph?

    • @PierogiPerson
      @PierogiPerson 4 роки тому +72

      Don't get in relationship with Jotaro

  • @daedinton
    @daedinton 4 роки тому +390

    Pucci: Dio!?
    Giorno: That is not my name.
    Might be on of the best lines in this upload

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 роки тому +22

      Pucci: Dio? is that you?
      Giorno: I have three donut rings for hair, I am wearing a purple outfit, my stand is GE, I must look like SOOOO many other stand users out there.

    • @smilingjawnny7763
      @smilingjawnny7763 4 роки тому +12

      You forgot 1:14:
      He took it in the nuts and now Kochi’s dead

    • @epicnightmare5600
      @epicnightmare5600 4 роки тому +2

      I wish that was cannon (the last comic)

    • @killerqueen6450
      @killerqueen6450 4 роки тому

      @@epicnightmare5600 nah it's canon that Over heaven stands are not affected by GER return to zero

    • @paleoleft
      @paleoleft 4 роки тому

      @@killerqueen6450 well yeah but he just smashed his hand through his chest, didn't rtz that boi

  • @Kellognr
    @Kellognr 4 роки тому +1139

    Pucci: Is that you Dio?
    Giorno: No, this is Requiem...

  • @mythilinarla1969
    @mythilinarla1969 Рік тому +123

    Erina: "Don't teach him these, he'll end up cheating on everything"
    Looks like Erina saw the future...

  • @eliasmg9144
    @eliasmg9144 4 роки тому +2564

    Man, I really wish Holly had a better control of her stand

    • @mihaifazacas7133
      @mihaifazacas7133 4 роки тому +155

      She probably did but we never saw her again

    • @vustedamove
      @vustedamove 4 роки тому +96

      @@mihaifazacas7133 well like it most likely just went away since she didn't have the fighting spirit to control it and with the signal being sent out be Johnathans body gone it most likely would have just went back inside of Holly with no way for her to bring it back out.

    • @eurikadude
      @eurikadude 4 роки тому +34

      That wouldve been so cool. If that happened she could prob go with them.

    • @zachocampo8577
      @zachocampo8577 4 роки тому +38

      rule34 artists:

    • @guilhermefranco2930
      @guilhermefranco2930 4 роки тому +49

      @@vustedamove the stand didn't disappear. She still has it. It just stopped manifesting

  • @smproductions7141
    @smproductions7141 4 роки тому +440

    "Do you see what I mean? He took it in the nuts and now Koichi's dead."
    Possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @goat6369
      @goat6369 4 роки тому +4

      Funniest shit i have ever seen

    • @za_blok_1164
      @za_blok_1164 4 роки тому +1

      @@goat6369 dont you ever read my mind again.

    • @a-astudios116
      @a-astudios116 4 роки тому

      I just died when he said that XD

  • @agent0931
    @agent0931 3 роки тому +693

    "his stand is-"
    "no it is not"
    *GER in a nutshell*

  • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico
    @pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico Рік тому +49

    Imagine how funny a show would be where it’s the office but it’s just the Jojos,jobros, and the main villains living together in one huge mansion

    • @svp3rstzr
      @svp3rstzr 8 місяців тому +2

      but none of them have stands or hamon (or any other power) and we watch them fistfight and see who dies first

  • @vumanhhung9321
    @vumanhhung9321 4 роки тому +633

    New head cannon: Josuke’s bedhair is young Joseph’s hair.

    • @giann3t177
      @giann3t177 4 роки тому +69

      it’s actually canon because araki stated in one of his interviews that josuke’s hair without the gel is like young joseph’s hair

    • @gremlinsounds7962
      @gremlinsounds7962 4 роки тому +21

      Lets be honest here. Anything can be canon because of multiple timelines like the Diavolo stuff-

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 4 роки тому +15

      @@gremlinsounds7962 as long as diavolo dies at the end its canon

    • @darkmatter1721
      @darkmatter1721 4 роки тому

      @@justanothercommenterwithan9089 and d4c's bullshit

  • @willwoodenjoyer775
    @willwoodenjoyer775 4 роки тому +464

    Spongebob: **exists**
    Star platinum: *OOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @despity9
    @despity9 3 роки тому +3138

    Fun fact: giornos hair was black when he was a kid but every comic artist makes his hair golden as a kid

    • @luggasDeus
      @luggasDeus 3 роки тому +292

      His hair turned gold when he awakened GE, which was related to the many strong stand users near him. But if Giorno would constantly be with Dio he would also encounter a lot more stand users while also being nearer to them so it could very well be that he awakens his stand at a much younger age

    • @despity9
      @despity9 3 роки тому +98

      @@luggasDeus His hair turned gold “recently”

    • @mrtrollface6073
      @mrtrollface6073 3 роки тому +93

      Dio just dyed Giorno's hair

    • @allbaconboi3932
      @allbaconboi3932 3 роки тому +25

      @@mrtrollface6073 yes

    • @Ayden1177
      @Ayden1177 3 роки тому +14

      Be quit or there hire a hitman to hunt you down

  • @Delta_Quagsire
    @Delta_Quagsire 2 роки тому +109

    5:25 Seeing stuff like this in a spin-off were Dio didn't die and is just a stay at home dad would be amazing

  • @CocoKatze
    @CocoKatze 4 роки тому +845

    Homeless child -exists-
    Bruno: THAT IS DISGUSTING-
    GIVE IT TO ME NOW

    • @alstonyang6435
      @alstonyang6435 4 роки тому +6

      That is accurate right there

    • @butterflyenjoyer230
      @butterflyenjoyer230 4 роки тому +29

      Help bruno stole me because im technically homeless without a legal HOME SOMEONE GET ME FROM ITALY

    • @dogwithdrugs61
      @dogwithdrugs61 4 роки тому +1

      @@butterflyenjoyer230
      k

    • @butterflyenjoyer230
      @butterflyenjoyer230 4 роки тому +9

      @@dogwithdrugs61 yeah uh nevermind theres spaghetti here and its really good im staying in italy

    • @starscream8989
      @starscream8989 4 роки тому +2

      Jotaro at 0:27
      You touch my daughter i touch your *SKULL*

  • @thatguy8607
    @thatguy8607 4 роки тому +2489

    Jolyne: “his stand is-“
    Giorno: *”N O”*

    • @camilablanco665
      @camilablanco665 4 роки тому +17

      XD

    • @imsanenotcrazy
      @imsanenotcrazy 4 роки тому +33

      me: just chillin
      Dio: are you ready die now

    • @kuzeyakgoren7518
      @kuzeyakgoren7518 4 роки тому +11

      Made in heaven could beat GER but ok

    • @wamuuthepoleperson168
      @wamuuthepoleperson168 4 роки тому +50

      Nope GER has return to zero which would cancel puccis ability so GER is nore op

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo 4 роки тому +18

      Wamuu the pole person if MIH attacked GER/gio it would take effect, but even then GER alone is OP and would probably use aimbot to hit pucci

  • @aprilmay3302
    @aprilmay3302 4 роки тому +810

    "Speedwagon taught me!"
    "Dont he'll cheat on everything"
    Do I smell
    F O R S H A D O W I N G?

  • @kokuhakuqiun4215
    @kokuhakuqiun4215 2 роки тому +18

    4:48 THAT LAW AND ORDER SVU REFERENCE OML
    9:13 THAT PILLAR MAN REFERENCE!
    9:54 OMG WHEN HER STAND SLAPPED JOTARO UPSIDE HIS HEAD WITH THE FIRST ED LOL

  • @Bubbaen
    @Bubbaen 4 роки тому +727

    "Pizza's ready"
    "This is the worst part"
    *GANGSTA'S PARADISE CHORUS PLAYS*

    • @inky.inkerton
      @inky.inkerton 4 роки тому +30

      *screams in italian*

    • @marcushughes4697
      @marcushughes4697 4 роки тому +19

      OOOOOOOOAAOOOOAAOOOOAAAHHH KEEP SPENDIN MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN IN IN A GANGSTER'S PARIDIIIISE

    • @Blackstarz000
      @Blackstarz000 3 роки тому +8

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
      Keep spending most of our lives living in the passione's paradise

    • @skywaffles6674
      @skywaffles6674 3 роки тому +2

      @@marcushughes4697 gangstars paradise

    • @chrispambo1539
      @chrispambo1539 3 роки тому +2

      Me: *adds the 444 th like*
      Mista: *Intense sweating*

  • @frugallul
    @frugallul 4 роки тому +317

    "His stand is-"
    "No, it is not"
    That's it that's GER, pack it up boys

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 роки тому +13

      Oh if only if only, sucks that Made in Heaven Actually bypasses GER's ability by technically not even affecting it at all.

    • @redcommando21
      @redcommando21 4 роки тому +2

      Wait I’m confuse can someone plz tell me what those two stand’s abilities are simplified idk which one will win

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 4 роки тому +6

      GER: put any action back to 0
      Made in Heaven: infinity speed
      So pretty much GER anulate MIH
      If MIH attack Giorno

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 роки тому +3

      @@lain5858 Yeah, but the issue is that no time does Pucci ever actually confront Giorno. Infact, Pucci's ability from my understanding does not even technically affect the world around him but instead a small area that forms a temporal "bubble" which allows him and whoever gets caught in it to go through time at a accelerated rate, in other words he is not actually getting involved in anyone else's lives because they themselves still experience it as if time is moving normal for them.
      That is the only logical explanation anyways.

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, GER could beat MiH, if Pucci approached Giorno at any point. One punch could erase his abilities and put him in an infinite death loop.

  • @umang3269
    @umang3269 4 роки тому +376

    Tomoko: *Exists...
    Joseph: *COMIN THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH*

    • @amiwrongwong8317
      @amiwrongwong8317 4 роки тому +9

      Dee Logan I would replace Kakyoin with Pucci

    • @Lilaph_
      @Lilaph_ 4 роки тому +7

      @@amiwrongwong8317 I mean, it still works

    • @Pancakesgaming-11
      @Pancakesgaming-11 4 роки тому +8

      Dolphins: *exist*
      Me: *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA GET OUTTA MY WAY OUTTA THE WAY OOOOORAAAAAAAA STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO!*

    • @thomelliott8980
      @thomelliott8980 4 роки тому +1

      Joseph after:NIGERUNDIYO

    • @lordofmusic4207
      @lordofmusic4207 4 роки тому +1

      In more ways than one

  • @maxinemoon8775
    @maxinemoon8775 2 роки тому +12

    Dio:
    "Giorno, cover your chest!"
    Also Dio:
    *Always shirtless*

  • @tanook6073
    @tanook6073 4 роки тому +808

    Jolyne at 14:00: **Has a broken arm**
    Josuke and Giorno: We're gonna pretend we didn't see that.

    • @tunkhine3987
      @tunkhine3987 4 роки тому +48

      They’re both fucking medics

    • @justcarol948
      @justcarol948 4 роки тому +37

      Giorno is used to it

    • @Gosnu-qr9tb
      @Gosnu-qr9tb 3 роки тому +7

      I was gonna make this commwnt and now i find out aomeone already has it :(

    • @springthing7739
      @springthing7739 3 роки тому +4

      i mean she does have a cast at the end if you look closely

  • @dojyaanbanana7741
    @dojyaanbanana7741 4 роки тому +377

    Dog:*Exists in jojo*
    Nobody:
    Araki: YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I!! *gets cream ready*

  • @loganpregeant4134
    @loganpregeant4134 3 роки тому +428

    "He's called Polnareff and he's a party animal"
    *Polnareff exits the box with those weird red eyes* "Where's the party Jotaro?!"

  • @calmagness
    @calmagness 2 роки тому +51

    5:04 had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yahiralejandrogutierrezcas875
    @yahiralejandrogutierrezcas875 4 роки тому +332

    9:59 Star Platinum be like: *Crying* *in* *Ora*

  • @tphoenix6590
    @tphoenix6590 4 роки тому +344

    Kakyoin: when did you get your license?
    Polnareff: never got it. >:)
    Jotaro in the back: *yare yare dah sh##*

  • @bootabestlol
    @bootabestlol 4 роки тому +776

    “Don’t teach him things like this, he’LL end up cheating on EVERYTHING”
    Yeah, like his wife

  • @horanghaeapologist
    @horanghaeapologist Рік тому +24

    4:51 funniest one yet lmao

  • @miguelsaldana7891
    @miguelsaldana7891 4 роки тому +792

    Everybody gangsta till we realise that Josuke is Holly's brother

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 4 роки тому +81

      Half brother, and hes jotatos uncle

    • @JeremiahJ-wv1vn
      @JeremiahJ-wv1vn 4 роки тому +20

      Hold on I never thought about that fact

    • @1216shadow
      @1216shadow 4 роки тому +38

      and Giorno is Josephs uncle

    • @tichaelmiongson
      @tichaelmiongson 4 роки тому +7

      jaxon. lmao jotato

    • @achlyseee
      @achlyseee 4 роки тому +10

      @@cylnder J O T A T O

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 роки тому +1986

    Why is Dio telling Giorno to cover his chest? He should be more concerned about his pants

    • @colemacgrath8846
      @colemacgrath8846 4 роки тому +181

      Dio would tell Giornio to wear less

    • @thompson1717
      @thompson1717 4 роки тому +108

      Remeber when dio was only with his pants on with his shadow Dio form

    • @scp096withinternetaccess.7
      @scp096withinternetaccess.7 4 роки тому +56

      He should be more concerned on what he did to mista

    • @skye387
      @skye387 4 роки тому +26

      @@scp096withinternetaccess.7 why would he?

    • @ratcheese3043
      @ratcheese3043 4 роки тому +27

      @@skye387 father like son

  • @noriakikakyoin8888
    @noriakikakyoin8888 4 роки тому +474

    “He’ll end up cheating on everything”
    Joseph cheats on his wife

  • @jakecreatescontent4629
    @jakecreatescontent4629 2 роки тому +16

    Dio just tapping Giorno to the wall has me dying 😂

  • @snowyphoenix9183
    @snowyphoenix9183 4 роки тому +503

    “Daddy I swallowed a bug.”
    Giorno: “No you didn’t it was candy.” *fly turns back into a gumdrop.*

    • @youhobosarereadytohaha6050
      @youhobosarereadytohaha6050 4 роки тому +64

      Okuyasu: OI JOSUKE, MY DAUGHTER ATE A BUG SO I TRIED TO USE ZA HANDO TO ERASE IT, INSTEAD I GOT RID OF MY DAUGHTER, AINT THAT WACKY (sob)

    • @mrtkeynotes7889
      @mrtkeynotes7889 4 роки тому +18

      But that would mean Giorno forced his daughter to eat a bug?

    • @hithere2667
      @hithere2667 4 роки тому +2

      @@youhobosarereadytohaha6050 *LMAO*

    • @hithere2667
      @hithere2667 4 роки тому +2

      @@mrtkeynotes7889 *oof*

    • @Ribeye_sandwich
      @Ribeye_sandwich 4 роки тому +2

      @@youhobosarereadytohaha6050 bro that's sad.

  • @lefanta8549
    @lefanta8549 4 роки тому +303

    jolyne: has a broken arm
    jotaro: half of his face bandaged
    Josuke: no i wont.

    • @memorokei
      @memorokei 4 роки тому +2

      Polat horse Polat horse

    • @fuckeduplad7571
      @fuckeduplad7571 4 роки тому +1

      Not only josuke,another healer giorno is there too

  • @kushkaramcheti6769
    @kushkaramcheti6769 4 роки тому +526

    "Look, Jolyne! I brought a friend!"
    "Is that an animal?"
    "He's Polnareff, And he's a Party Animal!"
    " *W H E R E I S T H E P A R T Y , J O T A R O ? !* "

  • @loloedwin8585
    @loloedwin8585 2 роки тому +7

    *EVERY* scream got me *WHEEZING* ASF I'M NOT EVEN LYING💀

  • @justablackpfp999
    @justablackpfp999 4 роки тому +233

    "You're gay"
    Jonathan and Gappy: Theres nothing wrong with being gay.
    Joseph: No U lmao.
    Jotaro and Jolyne: No STFU.
    Johnny: N-no i'm not! I swear!
    Giorno and Josuke: *yes.*

    • @Whatif-61626
      @Whatif-61626 4 роки тому +6

      *Of course*

    • @x-3471
      @x-3471 4 роки тому +2

      And 4:27 mlem mlem niceeee

    • @missh1tsu
      @missh1tsu 4 роки тому +6

      its ironic bc we know damn well that the kujos arent straight💞💞

    • @locngo2700
      @locngo2700 4 роки тому +8

      Jotaro: I’m a virgin

    • @giornogiovanna2008
      @giornogiovanna2008 4 роки тому +3

      @@PLAYER-yd4fn Remember when he gave Joseph the "special stuff"

  • @ii8thecookies
    @ii8thecookies 4 роки тому +565

    The Spongebob one with Jolyne was really sacred

  • @saulgudino315
    @saulgudino315 4 роки тому +430

    1:00
    dio: “TOO REVEALING!”
    also dio: *gives his son a picture of his half naked back*

  • @DANIELSILVEIRAOFICIAL
    @DANIELSILVEIRAOFICIAL 3 роки тому +17

    2:12 i love how kira REALLY don't care about incredibly dog with his Neck bleeding._.

  • @r.i.p.plegaming2327
    @r.i.p.plegaming2327 3 роки тому +438

    Rohan: Do you have a stand.
    Baseball kid: Its called “Burn the house”.
    Rohan: *Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @notdan9839
    @notdan9839 4 роки тому +182

    Jotaro: “IM A VIRGIN”
    Jolyne: “BUT YOU MADE ME”
    Jotaro: *suffers*

  • @KusabeKuruyashiki
    @KusabeKuruyashiki 4 роки тому +523

    The thumbnail: *Josuke going thru his ocean man phase like Jotaro did*

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 4 роки тому +31

      It's not a phase

    • @KusabeKuruyashiki
      @KusabeKuruyashiki 4 роки тому +13

      @NoExperienceRequiem yeah :(

    • @sol8449
      @sol8449 4 роки тому +14

      It’s not a phase, _mom!_ It’s who I am!

    • @mitth_raw_nuruodo
      @mitth_raw_nuruodo 4 роки тому +26

      @NoExperienceRequiem actually Araki wanted Giorno and Josuke to appear in Stone Ocean but dumped the idea later

    • @starbluelight12yearsago39
      @starbluelight12yearsago39 4 роки тому +15

      @NoExperienceRequiem legit , no joke . It gives the first universe a MUCH better conclusion

  • @EdwinMOrtiz-qv6tf
    @EdwinMOrtiz-qv6tf 2 роки тому +5

    That part where Jotaro was freaking out was hilarious.

  • @dragongamerph7522
    @dragongamerph7522 3 роки тому +674

    5:02
    " Look jolyne i brought a friend!"
    "is that an animal?"
    "hes polnareff and hes a party animal"
    ......
    *W H E R E S D A P A R T Y J O T A R O*

  • @Alex-xx2ne
    @Alex-xx2ne 4 роки тому +475

    Jolyne: You don’t understand, his stand is...
    Giorno: No, it is not
    Made in heaven: aight imma head out

  • @rashidmar
    @rashidmar 4 роки тому +181

    Mista is wearing the hat so his 4head doesn’t get seen

  • @Handdguy
    @Handdguy 2 роки тому +30

    9:49 man really forgotten his self💀

  • @snowyphoenix9183
    @snowyphoenix9183 4 роки тому +261

    Jolyne: Lets take a bath together Uncle Josuke!
    Josuke: What-
    Jotaro: *Fatal damage ensues*
    Cursed Fandom: *drum set plays*
    More Cursed fandom: ********* theme plays*

    • @insanitygamer2401
      @insanitygamer2401 4 роки тому +4

      ....Please, let's keep the peace of the whole 'Jolyne's bath time with someone she respects who also happens to be her father's uncle'.
      AND WHERE DID YOU GET THE PORNHUB THEME FROM A LOT OF FAMILY MEMBERS TAKE BATHS TOGETHER-

    • @TransMascTrump
      @TransMascTrump 4 роки тому +3

      EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES....

    • @justaseapigwithinernetacce2562
      @justaseapigwithinernetacce2562 4 роки тому +1

      josuke higashkata lol take this dolphin and give it to jotaro. He MIGHT forgive you.

    • @arehavestupid120
      @arehavestupid120 4 роки тому

      @Guido Mista nice

    • @flamefreeze1405
      @flamefreeze1405 4 роки тому

      I thought you meant alabama...

  • @diobrando1823
    @diobrando1823 4 роки тому +601

    “Okay, the pizzas ready!”
    “Uh, this is the worst part.”
    AaAhAAAaAaaaAaaAAaaAaaaAAaAaa!

    • @MakBak-og3sy
      @MakBak-og3sy 4 роки тому +15

      Didn't you die?

    • @RedKiimuse
      @RedKiimuse 4 роки тому +14

      He didn’t... well.. not exactly... uh just search up dio saves giorno and you’ll know what I mean

    • @jotarokujo6119
      @jotarokujo6119 4 роки тому +10

      HOW ARE YOU ALIVE ME AND GIGI SAW YOU GET BURNT TO ASHES

    • @abbymetheny2371
      @abbymetheny2371 4 роки тому +4

      Now this is what I came for

    • @recruitlegionary4140
      @recruitlegionary4140 4 роки тому +2

      What a goddanm minute. Aren't you supposed to be dead dio-san UWU

  • @mdashrafulahmed2820
    @mdashrafulahmed2820 4 роки тому +788

    Jotaro: *Is about to die*
    Josuke and Giorno: Bonjour

    • @miloperri7425
      @miloperri7425 3 роки тому +7

      Please correct Gionno in Giorno, mi italian is soffering

    • @miloperri7425
      @miloperri7425 3 роки тому +3

      @Vansh no problem, and thanks

    • @tcplays4371
      @tcplays4371 3 роки тому +4

      And bonjour means hello in French not italian

    • @mdashrafulahmed2820
      @mdashrafulahmed2820 3 роки тому +4

      @@tcplays4371 Ik, I purposely put Bonjour instead of Ciao. I meant to reference it as the Bonjour Polar bear

    • @tcplays4371
      @tcplays4371 3 роки тому +2

      @@mdashrafulahmed2820 oh.

  • @STR.0WL
    @STR.0WL 3 роки тому +11

    Fun fact:
    In 9:33 , “Cats in Mars” was playing
    Its a song that is in an anime alley Cowboy bebop
    Now you have another anime to watch :)

  • @ooShiraishioo
    @ooShiraishioo 4 роки тому +116

    "Are you ready kids"
    "Aye aye captain"
    "I cant hear you"
    "Aye aye captain"
    "Oooooooooo"
    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @cyruspl1632
      @cyruspl1632 4 роки тому

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA*

    • @zenith4377
      @zenith4377 4 роки тому

      RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRR

    • @axellea1592
      @axellea1592 4 роки тому

      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @goldentear663
      @goldentear663 4 роки тому

      UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @maribussy
      @maribussy 4 роки тому

      ORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @magic_cfw
    @magic_cfw 4 роки тому +452

    spoilers: joseph really cheat at everything

  • @apric0t_7
    @apric0t_7 4 роки тому +134

    “No u lmao” is such a canon Young Joseph response to “You’re gay” and I will never believe otherwise

  • @mardythejjbafan
    @mardythejjbafan 2 роки тому +10

    1:21 NO THIS IS JUST SO CUTE AND FUNNY

  • @vyrnnx9999
    @vyrnnx9999 4 роки тому +79

    The aggressiveness on “Just poop it out” from Jotaro made me lose it

  • @skrill9306
    @skrill9306 4 роки тому +210

    *bruno carrying crying doppio*
    abbachio: I'm telling you that you have a problem bruno
    bruno: I most definitely do not
    abbacchio: what even is that?
    bruno: new child
    abbacchio: bruno.

  • @Biologicalerror
    @Biologicalerror 3 роки тому +625

    If part 6 ended like that... it would put a smile on my face.

    • @pastumbrella228
      @pastumbrella228 3 роки тому +62

      It's my new Canon ending u can't change my mind

    • @bluestudio7893
      @bluestudio7893 3 роки тому +23

      But sadly the good ending you wish were real is in another universe

    • @ahmadmusthofa825
      @ahmadmusthofa825 3 роки тому +3

      YEAH I LIE THIS ENDING

    • @DaCrazyHand
      @DaCrazyHand 3 роки тому +16

      Remember: if Diavolo dies, it's canon!

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord 3 роки тому +11

      My canon ending is where Koichi weighs down Pucci so he can't get MiH, then Giorno 7 Page Mudas Pucci, before Pucci and Diavolo become BFFs and the Jojo group goes to the Burger's Priest.

  • @Zukak_arandom-editor
    @Zukak_arandom-editor 8 місяців тому +3

    6:44 jotaro's screaming just makes me die from laughter even if i rewatch a million times💀💀💀

  • @poohwithtimbs7027
    @poohwithtimbs7027 4 роки тому +112

    Jolyne: Let's take a bath together Josuke
    Jotaro : Yea Josuke, let's take a bath (Star Platinum appears very angry)

    • @CassianBlank
      @CassianBlank 4 роки тому +6

      josuke: no jotaro san it's not what it looks like
      *THEN PERISH*

    • @arya9c26
      @arya9c26 4 роки тому +2

      @Josuke Higashikata yo wtf did d4c did it again?

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 роки тому

      wait soooooo... THAT MAKES JOSUKE THE CREEPY GRAND UNCLE

  • @theiconofmemes5779
    @theiconofmemes5779 4 роки тому +664

    “You don’t understand- His stand is-“
    “No it is not”
    Sums up GER perfectly.
    YOU EXPECTED ME TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR LIKES, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

  • @verypersonalfruit5290
    @verypersonalfruit5290 3 роки тому +466

    Nobody:
    Bruno when he sees a kid without a parent: N E W C H I L D.

  • @3nr1c01sh1m
    @3nr1c01sh1m 3 роки тому +2

    3:46 dudde i literally died laughing 😂😂
    i thought that he's gonna say something emotional or sad then BOOM he said beach 😂😂

  • @Jim.m.mountain
    @Jim.m.mountain 4 роки тому +473

    3:34 good lord josukes got the whole bakery

  • @dsgsdsgsadhshsk3160
    @dsgsdsgsadhshsk3160 3 роки тому +137

    1:06 I love how jotaro just gets hit with a chair and the chair breaks

  • @hashbrownselfie7524
    @hashbrownselfie7524 3 роки тому +141

    Star platinum doing the “OOOOH” in the spongebob intro actually made me wheeze. I feel complete.

    • @Kevin-rv8br
      @Kevin-rv8br 2 роки тому +3

      Ngl with star platinum being so expressive i can honestly immagine him being a total goofball

  • @candyman4778
    @candyman4778 Рік тому +2

    0:41 this is by far the best part of this compilation😂😂 the moment Star Platinum screams „OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO“😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nftstealer_0
    @Nftstealer_0 4 роки тому +178

    1:00 "too revealing" says the man who has his back exposed

  • @brunobucciarati5391
    @brunobucciarati5391 4 роки тому +63

    0:42
    "Are ya ready kids?"
    "aye aye captain"
    "I can't hear you!"
    " Aye Aye Captain!!"
    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    Jotaro: *"UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!"*

  • @liamgarcia9408
    @liamgarcia9408 4 роки тому +180

    Giorno is the only person to say “that is not my name” and be badass

  • @Renaii_
    @Renaii_ 3 роки тому +8

    In the comic where they talk abt what is under Mista's hat, I actually think Narancia is correct because in one of the episodes(I think the episode where they were in a train and Mista is fighting pecsi) he actually reloads his gun and the bullets actually come out from his hat IDK if u guys saw that episode

  • @Thatshowyoumix
    @Thatshowyoumix 4 роки тому +196

    6:43 “What is it”
    “You’re gay”
    “AHHHHHHHHHH”
    I was dyeing.

  • @spde6085
    @spde6085 4 роки тому +304

    Jotaro: “So your stand represents the chariot right?” Polnareff: “14:03

  • @Hemet1725
    @Hemet1725 3 роки тому +264

    "He got hit in the nuts and now Koichi's dead" im dying🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RenAzukami4570
    @RenAzukami4570 2 роки тому +2

    8:08 when you failed your math test and your dad sees your score:

  • @Bate.v19
    @Bate.v19 4 роки тому +108

    7:04 is the best part of the vid
    "Im a virgin"
    "AHHHHH"

    • @nancydiaz9904
      @nancydiaz9904 4 роки тому +1

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

    • @Bate.v19
      @Bate.v19 4 роки тому

      @GabeSMR so she can marry josuke (this was an old joke from one of jolyne memes old comic dub video)

    • @Da-Best-Of-Da-Worst
      @Da-Best-Of-Da-Worst Рік тому

      100Th like

  • @gundamliam
    @gundamliam 4 роки тому +98

    "Don't cry Holly! Look! I'll swallow a bug too!"
    *Swallows bug*
    *Dies*
    "See, papa is still alive! No need to worry about this!"

  • @Spectrum_Commander
    @Spectrum_Commander 4 роки тому +85

    Jolyne: aye aye captain
    Jolyne and Star Platinum: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @rhyscruickshank9372
      @rhyscruickshank9372 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine if star platinum got punched and the you just hear AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Jeno_Sinatra
      @Jeno_Sinatra 3 роки тому +1

      Jolyne didn’t say OOOOOOOOOOO it was the tv from the show’s intro

  • @lobotomylenny
    @lobotomylenny Рік тому +3

    Narancia screaming is the highlight of my life

  • @dailyholoceneposts3651
    @dailyholoceneposts3651 4 роки тому +187

    “Are ya ready kids”
    “Aye aye captain”
    “I can’t hear youuuu”
    “AYE AYE CAPTIN”
    *tv joylne and star platinum screaming lol*
    Edit: thx for the like I HAVENT got this much

  • @Pecemleba
    @Pecemleba 4 роки тому +85

    0:33 Thanks koichi!
    *Literaly crashes into an elevator with a motorcycle*
    That was perfect

  • @Onyx-m3b
    @Onyx-m3b 4 роки тому +355

    I love how Jotaro said he was a virgin to his own Daughter

    • @senatorbroly
      @senatorbroly 4 роки тому +31

      Star Platinum?!!!! I'm not virgin!

    • @HNZ_BNZ
      @HNZ_BNZ 4 роки тому +9

      @@senatorbroly yes

    • @CEfect
      @CEfect 4 роки тому +8

      Jotaro Kujo because you fricked a dolphin

    • @HNZ_BNZ
      @HNZ_BNZ 4 роки тому +3

      @@CEfect yes

    • @phoenixwarden8647
      @phoenixwarden8647 4 роки тому +3

      AAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Kingjustin1019
    @Kingjustin1019 2 роки тому +4

    Pucci: Finally with Made in Heaven, I will-
    *piano music plays*
    *BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN*

  • @kek_yoin8952
    @kek_yoin8952 4 роки тому +100

    ' ' No it is not , Signorina . ' '
    ' ' Dio ? ' '
    ' ' That is not . My name . ' '
    I LOVE THAT SCENE OML

    • @NirYuZy
      @NirYuZy 4 роки тому +5

      Giorno made a reference too when he killed pucci

    • @infinitethenextkazekage392
      @infinitethenextkazekage392 4 роки тому +3

      Bruh | P o l e J a m | learned to attack

    • @gbmn4648
      @gbmn4648 4 роки тому +5

      I hoped to have that end :(

    • @user-fd3vn5yq3h
      @user-fd3vn5yq3h 4 роки тому +1

      @@NirYuZy what reference?

    • @NirYuZy
      @NirYuZy 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-fd3vn5yq3h it was mistake

  • @koifish1145
    @koifish1145 4 роки тому +229

    Pucci: I am going to res-
    GER: *N O*

  • @nickparkyn3561
    @nickparkyn3561 4 роки тому +66

    Jolyne: interacts with josuke at all
    Jotaro: it is death o clock
    Josuke: O H N O

  • @expandong
    @expandong Рік тому +2

    Jotaro: I'M A VIRGIN
    also jotaro minutes later: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

  • @AAAAAAAAAAHH123
    @AAAAAAAAAAHH123 4 роки тому +44

    Josuke's daughter: Dad, I swallowed a bug. I'm scared.
    Josuke: *Manifests Crazy Diamond and rips out the bug* there you go

  • @destructiveelephant3960
    @destructiveelephant3960 4 роки тому +124

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Dio when Giorno won’t wear an actually shirt: “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

  • @jovanekiii
    @jovanekiii 4 роки тому +121

    Josuke sitting in a chair looking at Jotaro:
    Jotaro in the hospital bed with his skull cut: *bruh.*

    • @nob0dii610
      @nob0dii610 4 роки тому +2

      Well crazy diamond can heal while GER can too so double healing BUT crazy diamond has a better healing factor, GER can restore dead organisms.

    • @viviandagazio5360
      @viviandagazio5360 4 роки тому +1

      Didin't you see josuke healing jotaro after he punched Pucci? Watch It again

    • @nob0dii610
      @nob0dii610 4 роки тому +1

      Animations stick br you have to be one of the most stupidest i have ever seen

    • @nob0dii610
      @nob0dii610 4 роки тому

      THEY DID IT OFF-CAMERA JOTARO DIDNT DIE SO WHO HEALED HIM?

    • @viviandagazio5360
      @viviandagazio5360 4 роки тому +1

      @@nob0dii610 give me a break why are so dramatic? Im sorry If i offended you mr.Itz. M8 Than