@@thisisaname3099 no, not exactly, it's jotaro from the end of stardust crusaders, basically jotaro before he figured out how useful star platinum za warudo actually is
"I'm your time traveling father from a few decades back. I know it seems bizarre, but I swear, it'll make more sense if you talk to your ancestor residing in this turtle."
BowserMan101 you can say ANYTHING jojo, you could even say some stupid bullshit non-sense like “WATCH OUT FOR THE FLYING BUTT CRACK LOOKIN’ LIGHTNING” and no one would give a single damn, heck, i bet even the stand users would not be surprised since they have seen weirder shit
And then he tells her that she will understand everything once her great-grandfather (who mind you, HE'S STILL ALIVE YET as of the actual Joseph in the normal timeline) explains everything to her.
"hmm...she seems to know me, i am still alive around this time, the girl has a strong stand, the stand yells "ORA ORA!!!" just like Star Platinum...i wonder who she is?"
Red Hollow JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged. in case you don't know, Abridged means extremely edited. in the case of abridged anime: it means making parodies similar to machinama but with the anime your making fun of, and keeping the same story. there was one of the original JJBA anime, which also had a number of shorts that didn't fit into the main series. one of these had Jotaro looking at a picture of him and Jolyne from the future, and analyzing trying to figure out just who her and her mother are.
I love how Anasui declares his love for Jolyne to her father and spills his heart out and Jotaro is just kinda like “Dude who are you, what are you talking about? Any way, Pucci headed that way “.
Pingasbender His name is Kujo Jotaro. Thus, Jotaro. Every Jojo main character is a Jojo, even Higashikata Josuke, because Higashikata can also be read as Jo or something like that.
Jotaro: So Jolyne, why is my supposed daughter hanging around convicts? Jolyne: Because you're a shitty father. Jotaro: .....(Gimme a break. Now I have to actually raise her.)
Jonathan: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about how I headbutted this guy who really liked to do splits, and then my adopted brother used his vampire ice powers to freeze and shatter him only for his head to continue attacking him with roses that were laced with sunlight electricity that you produce through a special breathing technique? Joseph: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about how your great-grandmother got possessed by the brain of a millennia-old Aztec vampire who had the ability to make his blood hot, and then me and my friend whose main source of the attack was bubbles used sunlight magnet breathing to kill the vampire? Jotaro: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about the time there were two rocks? It was hilarious. Josuke: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about how one of my best friends was being controlled by a popular manga artist who was trying to steal his personal information by turning him into a book, and how he nearly made my other best friend self immolate, and then how I only beat him because I was in an unstoppable rage because he insulted my hair, and now we hang out with him all the time. Giorno: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about the time I had to forcefully vomit up the eye and fingers of a person I killed because the person who later became my closest ally used his power to make zippers to put them in me, and how that same ally then started licking the sweat of my face to determine I was a liar? Jolyne: This family is so fucking weird.
@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 (Spoilers) Johnny: Did I ever tell you the time that this girl, who was actually a guy used a can of whipped cream to impersonate the president's stand-crippled shattered wife, stole his stuff, and allowed me to beat him? Oh yeah, she also threw my friend-enemy's head at an alternate, OP, version of himself to kill him. Jolyne: And what about you? Gappy: There's not much to say. All I did was wake up, naked, in a road, and realise I was a sailor who was actually two people combined. Oh yeah, I did fight some rock-humans. Wait, what was the other thing. There was this one time, a cigarette fell onto my hand, but because of a stand, it went right through to the bone. That sucked. Jolyne: Wtf Johnny: Oh, I forgot to mention that the Golden ratio leads to semi-infinite energy, which is also a stand, and if you throw metal balls while on a horse, you can basically kill anything.
Jolyne: Good Grief... Did I Ever Tell You Guys That I Fought A Priest That Won't Shut Up About a Guy Named "DIO" Also Taking A Baby who is Green that Had the Joestar Birth Mark And Said Priest Has Three Evolutions of Stand's That Can Take Things Using Disc's Also Can Use White Acid,Manipulating Gravity and Have a Half-Horse,Half Human Stand That Can Accelerate Time and Reset the Universe? Everyone: ... Jodio: For Fucks Sakes This is what I'm walking into..? Jonathan: Oh You Must be the New JoJo Nice to Meet you I'm Jonathan Joestar! What's You're Name? Jodio: Sup I'm Jodio Joestar Jonathan: Nice to Meet you Jodio! Can you tell us About Yourself? Jodio: Well There Was these Two Policemen Putting There hands on my Bro So I've Beaten The Shit out of Them With My Stand November Rain And Then There is this Thing Of the Ecosystem I just Call it a Mechanism But I Believe it will take form and I am Getting my Hands on it also I Sell Drugs Everyone But Giorno: ... [Suddenly A Piano Can Be Heard] [As Everyone Looked at Giorno] Giorno: YOU SELL WHAT?? Jonathan: S-Son Calm Down! [To be Continued]
"I don't know what to call you, so I guess I'll just call you Dad for now." "Uh, I don't think that's necessary--" "So, Daddy, who are we gonna punch next?" "Ugh. Just get in the damn turtle." "See you later, Papa!" "Gimme a damn break..."
Anasui: who are you? Why are you standing so close to Jolyne? Jotaro: What? Afraid I'll take her away from you? Cause if you re- Jolyne: this is my father! Jotaro & Anasui: ...what?
Just for the curious dudes here Jotaro: What? Afraid I'll take her away from you? Cause if you really think I actually control things like that you better yare yare your last daze
Finby Oasta Blame his Hamon that's so great it's stronger then Kars's Hamon, which ages him backwards instead of preserving his age, and had to be written out in order for Stands to shine
Weird how Jotaro is supposed to be 2 years younger than Jolyne in this scene. Idk if it's their designs or personalities, but Jotaro just strikes me as always being a competent adult, rather than 17 years old.
I need a cannon jojo time travel story. This is hilarious but damn do I need more. I want to know who would be surprised Jotaro had a kid considering how much he doesn't care for dating as a teen, and who is not at all surprised Jolyne is his just from looking at her.
I like how they made a model for Emporio just so he could be in this one chapter, and then he vanishes from the game completely afterwards. At least he got more than FF did
I think the Anime is the only time Jotaro looked actively older throughout the parts. They (Usually) toned down the details for Jotaro and toned them up for Joseph so you see a clear age difference. Then, in DiU, despite the art change, you see wrinkles on Jotaro's face, indicating that he has aged. Hopefully when we get to Part 6, he looks even older there.
"I can't run away"
She just abandoned the Joestar Family Secret Technique right there
and it was this moment where jonathan finally got to feel pride in his descendants.
This is why Jolene is the worst jojo.
HOW DARE SHE
@@leviewings4689 but has the second best ass in the Joestar bloodline, with number one being Jonathan.
Shush, the reasome she didn't use the Secret family technique is because Jotaro never had time to teach her.
"Who are you?"
"I'm your daughter!"
"Cool," *pulls out turtle,* "GET IN."
*pulls out polnareff
Only in JoJo.
Scorpio The Scorpion (laughing uncontrollably) hold on I need a second
Imagine someone calling you daddy when they’re older than you.
@Yuuto Kasane Of only...
"I must still be alive" Jotaro out here expecting to die young
Is This Before Star Platinum: Za Warudo?
@@thisisaname3099 no, not exactly, it's jotaro from the end of stardust crusaders, basically jotaro before he figured out how useful star platinum za warudo actually is
Honestly, considering the stuff he’s had to deal with post-SC, I honestly can’t blame him for expecting to die young.
well yeah he's like 1,95 cm
@@baldkiwi444 Tall is a good thing. What are you talking about?
"I'm your time traveling father from a few decades back. I know it seems bizarre, but I swear, it'll make more sense if you talk to your ancestor residing in this turtle."
"Oh also can you hold on to Jesus's right arm for me? Thanks."
What story line is this?
Welcome to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Montesama314 so just the game
Given how far into part 6 she was that might be the most normal thing to happen to her.
Jolyne: This is my dad
Jotaro: ...
Jotaro: This must be the work of a Stand.
Edison Garcia the work of an enemy stand.
Probably dolphin that had a stand to turn into a girl that got together with Jotaro.
The work on an enermy stando!
A one night stand!
I mean, technically the whole time entanglement thing IS the work of a stand, is it not?
1:36 “No! I can't run away.”
The entire Joestar bloodline: “You're dead to us.”
:) yes
Y to shame
Edit: please stop
@@yakthekuza7296 Y
@@yakthekuza7296 Y
@@yakthekuza7296 Y
Only in Jojo can you say "get in the turtle", and not be considered crazy.
BowserMan101 you can say ANYTHING jojo, you could even say some stupid bullshit non-sense like “WATCH OUT FOR THE FLYING BUTT CRACK LOOKIN’ LIGHTNING” and no one would give a single damn, heck, i bet even the stand users would not be surprised since they have seen weirder shit
@@hybridepsilon2099 kill the baby
Only in Jojo will you be younger than your daughter yet older than your uncle.
Only in JoJo can you say thank god the Nazis are hear to help
I'm the officer JoJo
GET I THE TURTLE!
"hey jolyne did I ever tell you about the time I threw a dog at a blind man in the middle if nowhere"
'At which point he killed himself with a water bottle.'
"How are you not in jail?..."
"Oh I tried, cops were scared shitless though"
"What about the guy I made mentally insane with a game of poker? Or maybe the time I killed an old man on a plane?"
Josuke: "have I ever told you about the time I turned a guy into a book by punching him?"
Jolyne: "Don't you heal people!?"
Gio Brando Jostar: I'm actually the son of your Great Great Grandfather Jonathan's corpse.
Jolyne: ...I'm outa here.
2:55 "I don't know how many years in the future this is... But I must still be alive"
Said Jotaro on the day of his death
OOF 100
pretty sure it isn't the day of his death since when made in heaven appears it shows days passing on accelerated time
@@BedanRimasActually accurate lol
@@aldokurti3272 For living things it'd be the same day, but the rest of the universe it's sped up.
Yup@@thunderspark1536
Jotaro looks so angry that he's a dad and I don't know why I find it so funny
He doesn't have time for that shit 😂
@Emperor Louis The Retard Especially since he's 17. Teen pregnancy jokes aside, what would be _your_ reaction to meeting your child from the future?
Ali C. I already met them. How so? I have no life and will prob never get married
Girls have cooties.
Frankie Jr he has a stand that can literally stop time yet he doesn’t spend time with his daughter. Now that’s realistic parenting.
"Ewww. Dad what the hell is this"
"Its Jesus, have some damn respect"
Oh shit i actually have the glasses on Tiki
"Its Jesus, have some damn respect"
"Okay."
Shoves it up her ass.
Im sensing that for some reason, after holding this part, i must kill the president
“Jesus, have some damn respect.”
Funny Valentine: I'm the president of USA want this corpse right now!
Anasui: Who are you? Why are you standing so close to jolyne?
Jolyne: This is my father!!
Anasui: *mental breakdown*
Breakdown Breakdown
Jotaro: *Existencial crisis*
@@alinastanescu4430 breakdown breakdown
@@calixstickman4159Random rock guitar in the background
@@Deluge1610 Shining Justice (a lot of japanese text I don't have on my keyboard) LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER
Jotaro realizes that all those years at yelling at women didn't mean shit because he eventually got one pregnant.
Jotaro realised that some woman actually liked that.
No he didn’t, he obviously got a dolphin pregnant
smh my head these fools don't know the true JoJo lore behind Jotaro x Dolphin
No idiots, K A K Y O I N L A Y E D A N E G G
Hol'up
Jolyne: This is my Father
Jotaro: Hol Up
*STAAAAAAAARRRR PLAAATUNNNUMMMM ZAAAA WAAARRRDUUOOO*
mr_naeem
Jotaro: *NIGER YADYOOOOOOO*
FlexiOW whats the sauce of your pfp man
FlexiOW .............................. get in the turtle
Hol horse
"I just can't run away"
Every Joestar before her: Years of academy wasted!
After so many generations the Joestar bloodline was tainted
Actualky she gave her nigeryundayo pass to emporio before but emporio lost it in the ocean so they cant run away now
I guess jolyne ended it.
Not Jonathan too
Jonathan can finally stop rolling in his grave,
The moment when your Uncle is Younger than you, but your daughter is older than you
Jotaro "How Bizzare.."
Naufal Fauzan (seinfeld theme starts playing in the background)
Let's not even get into great uncle Giorno, then
Just shut up and get in the turtle.
The Joestar Family Tree is weird...
Bobby can Relate
It's funny how Jotaro says he will "save his surprises for later". And then he instantly pulls out a turtle from his jacket.
GET IN THE DAMN TURTLE JOLYNE
And then he tells her that she will understand everything once her great-grandfather (who mind you, HE'S STILL ALIVE YET as of the actual Joseph in the normal timeline) explains everything to her.
...later:
*pulls out dolphin* *
I thought he meant something else if u know what I meen
One thousandth like
Jojo characters must notice how dramatic each other look and think "oh yeah that's definitely a stand user. Those poses don't lie."
Hilariously, no 😂
It's more their outfits than anything
"hmm...she seems to know me, i am still alive around this time, the girl has a strong stand, the stand yells "ORA ORA!!!" just like Star Platinum...i wonder who she is?"
Stone Free doesn't scream ORA, Jolyne does.
At least that's what I remember reading somewhere (probably wiki).
Red Hollow I was referencing JJBA Abridged
adeadfreelancer za wat
Red Hollow JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged. in case you don't know, Abridged means extremely edited. in the case of abridged anime: it means making parodies similar to machinama but with the anime your making fun of, and keeping the same story.
there was one of the original JJBA anime, which also had a number of shorts that didn't fit into the main series. one of these had Jotaro looking at a picture of him and Jolyne from the future, and analyzing trying to figure out just who her and her mother are.
adeadfreelancer buh wut is jojo
Jotaro: (I don't know how many years in the future this is, but I must still be alive...)
Oh boy
Ikr
Master detective
FUCK PUCCI
To be fair, Pucci hasn't killed him yet by this point that he entered the story lol
Collins Ongaya joseph is our lord
I love how Anasui declares his love for Jolyne to her father and spills his heart out and Jotaro is just kinda like “Dude who are you, what are you talking about? Any way, Pucci headed that way “.
There's also this interaction of Anasui and P4 Jotaro where Anasui asks to marry Jolyne and Jotaro is like "you are a sick fuck she is like 7"
@@ashimochi lmao
@@ashimochi where lmao
@@ashimochi lmao
"you're young"
he looks older than he did when he was older
Fire puppies 😂
I swear Jotaro is somehow aging backwards
Menfhis24 Wait a minute... does that mean Araki is Jotaro?
He was hotter too
Don't forget he was only seventeen
Jolyne: *gets report card*
Jolyne: Oh no how will I show these to dad...I KNOW!!
Jolyne: *meets 1988 Jotaro*
Joylne: Jojo will you please sign this?
Candy Cane GENIUS!
Thanks ^^
I didn't expect this many people to like this doe QQ
Pingasbender His name is Kujo Jotaro. Thus, Jotaro. Every Jojo main character is a Jojo, even Higashikata Josuke, because Higashikata can also be read as Jo or something like that.
She inherited Joseph's OH NO
The teacher might get a little confused as to why the signature says Qtaro.
I love how fucking blunt Jotaro is, he literally meets his future daughter and then just makes her go inside his pal's future body
Blunter than a mace
i fucking hate this anime man its insane but it's unbeatable fr
@@bencatzilla kinda. But it also so good
just imagine being a teenager and suddenly a girl older than you calls you dad
Deer War Veteran FEELS BAD MAN
2 yearsto be certain
hey at least it's not daddy
Nothing unusual these days
Happens in a brothel
"You're younger"
Jotaro literally looks like he's younger in stone ocean then in Stardust Crusaders
Lol very true
Trueeee
reverse aging /j
man ages backwards
I like how Jotaro just asumes Jolyne has a stand.
Bas van de Kleut everyone wearing a costume has a stand
Speedwagon tho
TRIGGERED [OVER HEAVEN] Speedwagon's stand is the Speedwagon Foundation.
Jotaro immediately overheard her say that Pucchi had a new stand. I think it was safe for him to assume that she had one if she knew that.
Joe1up wrong ...in the game is gucchi gang
You are my fath- *STAR PLATINUM-THE WORLD!!!!!* -er, wait, where is he!?!?
ERIK PINTO describes black parents
Star Purachina Za Warudo!
Perfect setup for a racist joke
I knew he would use the secret family technique one day
ERIK PINTO *NIGERUNDAYO*
Jolyne: This IS my father you guys!
Jotaro: *Spits water*
"Pull out your stand out". I love it
Shady Cicada is that the boi?
Where are the JoJo references on your channel
DUWANG
Shady Cicada ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Im the only one who is fucking consfused? Jotaro's kids WTFF??
Jotaro: So Jolyne, why is my supposed daughter hanging around convicts?
Jolyne: Because you're a shitty father.
Jotaro: .....(Gimme a break. Now I have to actually raise her.)
Jolyne: You tell me, Mr.Jailbird.
Because he's in Jail at the beginning of Part 3.
MetroidJunkie to be fair, I don't think he'd tell her, especially since he put himself in there
He would just say "Yare Yare" and leave it
Funnily, there is an epilouge scene in Eyes of Heaven where Jotaro brings Young Joylene to Morioh with him for the events of Part 4.
@@inurokuwarz Jotaro learns from his mistakes even if he’s unaware of what that is
Jonathan: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about how I headbutted this guy who really liked to do splits, and then my adopted brother used his vampire ice powers to freeze and shatter him only for his head to continue attacking him with roses that were laced with sunlight electricity that you produce through a special breathing technique?
Joseph: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about how your great-grandmother got possessed by the brain of a millennia-old Aztec vampire who had the ability to make his blood hot, and then me and my friend whose main source of the attack was bubbles used sunlight magnet breathing to kill the vampire?
Jotaro: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about the time there were two rocks? It was hilarious.
Josuke: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about how one of my best friends was being controlled by a popular manga artist who was trying to steal his personal information by turning him into a book, and how he nearly made my other best friend self immolate, and then how I only beat him because I was in an unstoppable rage because he insulted my hair, and now we hang out with him all the time.
Giorno: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about the time I had to forcefully vomit up the eye and fingers of a person I killed because the person who later became my closest ally used his power to make zippers to put them in me, and how that same ally then started licking the sweat of my face to determine I was a liar?
Jolyne: This family is so fucking weird.
Jolyne meets the alt universe
Johnny: Hey Jolyne! I killed the president in the name of christ!
Gappy: *texts 4 balls uwu*
@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897
(Spoilers)
Johnny: Did I ever tell you the time that this girl, who was actually a guy used a can of whipped cream to impersonate the president's stand-crippled shattered wife, stole his stuff, and allowed me to beat him? Oh yeah, she also threw my friend-enemy's head at an alternate, OP, version of himself to kill him.
Jolyne: And what about you?
Gappy: There's not much to say. All I did was wake up, naked, in a road, and realise I was a sailor who was actually two people combined. Oh yeah, I did fight some rock-humans. Wait, what was the other thing. There was this one time, a cigarette fell onto my hand, but because of a stand, it went right through to the bone. That sucked.
Jolyne: Wtf
Johnny: Oh, I forgot to mention that the Golden ratio leads to semi-infinite energy, which is also a stand, and if you throw metal balls while on a horse, you can basically kill anything.
lol didnt read
You could almost say it's
*BIZZARE*
Jolyne: Good Grief... Did I Ever Tell You Guys That I Fought A Priest That Won't Shut Up About a Guy Named "DIO" Also Taking A Baby who is Green that Had the Joestar Birth Mark And Said Priest Has Three Evolutions of Stand's That Can Take Things Using Disc's Also Can Use White Acid,Manipulating Gravity and Have a Half-Horse,Half Human Stand That Can Accelerate Time and Reset the Universe?
Everyone: ...
Jodio: For Fucks Sakes This is what I'm walking into..?
Jonathan: Oh You Must be the New JoJo Nice to Meet you I'm Jonathan Joestar! What's You're Name?
Jodio: Sup I'm Jodio Joestar
Jonathan: Nice to Meet you Jodio! Can you tell us About Yourself?
Jodio: Well There Was these Two Policemen Putting There hands on my Bro So I've Beaten The Shit out of Them With My Stand November Rain And Then There is this Thing Of the Ecosystem I just Call it a Mechanism But I Believe it will take form and I am Getting my Hands on it also I Sell Drugs
Everyone But Giorno: ...
[Suddenly A Piano Can Be Heard]
[As Everyone Looked at Giorno]
Giorno: YOU SELL WHAT??
Jonathan: S-Son Calm Down!
[To be Continued]
sometimes i mistake emporio for a damn chicken nugget
Don’t call him chicken little
omg that comment change my life
@@YumeBoi wait, that wasn't Chicken Little? OH NO
im screaming
call him koichi 2.0
Jolyne: "casually puts an arm in her back pocket"
ZeroxNinja "Casually puts Jesus's left arm in back pocket"
ZeroxNinja "Casually puts left arm up her.."
...up her pocket"
ZeroxNinja that Jesus bless jolyne
Such space
5:37 the moment when Anasui realized he talked shit to his father-in-law
Jotaro: I had a kid?......I HaD a kid? I HAD A KID?
Should've been a line
due to Jotaro's character, it won't be his line if you think abou--
never mind. i just imagined him shouting at jolyne like that. lol
"Man seems I was not gay at all then"
nice one ^
No it should have been
"I HAD A KID? THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STANDU."
"Gramps will explain everything when you're in the turtle"
eventually,Jolyne stopped thinking
xD
Lmao
what is up with this kars accident?
Now she's a true JoJo
They don’t call it Jojo’s BIZARRE adventure for nothing
"Gramps will explain more once you're in the turtle"
That was probably a brand new sentence
Remembering Stone Ocean Jotaro makes me think "I'm not like most teenagers, I'm 52"
41*
26*
17*
9*
6*
I like that delayed reaction from Jotaro after Jolyne mentions that he's her father...
Jotaro: ......
Jotaro: ......wait, what-
You can tell the developers really took their time with this game. You get every kinda unique interaction from the characters.
Excepto for poor diego
I love how Jotaro reacts to being told he's a dad
Jolyne: This is my father!!
Jotaro:
Jotaro: wait what
How else would he react?
it's the pause that makes me laugh so hard. Like he has to let his gears turn for a minute, draw charts, and THEN he's like "oh. shit"
I pictured that gif of Zach Galifinakis with the math equations floating around his head.
I must use the last strategy my anchestor left me.. MIGERU DAZOOOOO!!
lol
"Those buildings, are they upside down? No...something's not right here"
THIS IS MUST BE DA WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND-O!!!
SPIDOWAGON
*ITS AN ENEMY STAND!!*
Well, it IS an enemy stand's work
Technically he's right
"You're young" jolyne said to his father that ages in reverse.
Ironically, 2011 Jotaro looks no different from 1988 Jotaro.
Big Slammo that's scarcely true though
False, 1988 Jotaro looks 50 years older.
Jotaro ages in reverse, courtesy of his unconscious Hamon and Joestar Sex Drive
Jotaro is edgy Araki
+Communism With Giggles lol
"I don't know what to call you, so I guess I'll just call you Dad for now."
"Uh, I don't think that's necessary--"
"So, Daddy, who are we gonna punch next?"
"Ugh. Just get in the damn turtle."
"See you later, Papa!"
"Gimme a damn break..."
Well I'd say the same if my daughter went on like that...
THIS.
Get in the fucking turtle, Jolyn
"Just get in the damn turtle"
Polnareff:Sorry already taken
D A D D Y
Jolyne: I have alot of questions to ask you later
8:39 *S T U F S C O R P S E I N A S S*
jotaro: (i think i have more questions than you)
I'm on the verge of crying because of
*S T U F S C O R P S E I N A S S*
Absolutely magnificent
Anasui: who are you? Why are you standing so close to Jolyne?
Jotaro: What? Afraid I'll take her away from you? Cause if you re-
Jolyne: this is my father!
Jotaro & Anasui: ...what?
Just for the curious dudes here
Jotaro: What? Afraid I'll take her away from you? Cause if you really think I actually control things like that you better yare yare your last daze
Jolyne: I'll just call you Jojo then.
Joseph: Hm?
Josuke: Yo.
Giorno: Sup
Jotaro: Ok nevermind
Champsr0ck2247 u forgot jonathan
XanX_ 10 everyone always does
Jonathan : why everybody have same name like me
Speedwagon:cause they are your descendants
Giorno = GioGio
The moment you realize this game is JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Endgame.
If you met a younger version of your dad, would you still actively call him dad?
Kro Dragon Probably not.
Maybe I'd just call him like their people use to. For example in, this case: Jotaro.
Awer Tyuiop So we're all in agreement that Jolyne's mom is a dolphin right?
of course
depends on how exactly this came aboyt
The real question is where his hat ends, and where his hair start.
Danat Zeppeli The real, real question is how he ages backwards.
Finby Oasta Blame his Hamon that's so great it's stronger then Kars's Hamon, which ages him backwards instead of preserving his age, and had to be written out in order for Stands to shine
we must never know!
Haley S I’m guessing this is a joke
We are getting into Simpsons territory...
Weird how Jotaro is supposed to be 2 years younger than Jolyne in this scene. Idk if it's their designs or personalities, but Jotaro just strikes me as always being a competent adult, rather than 17 years old.
08:10 "get into the turtle shinj.... i mean jolyne"
"Get into the turtle, Nebby!"
Shinjolyne
Jotaro: So you are telling me I didn't die a virgin?
XD
Yare yare daze
I need a cannon jojo time travel story. This is hilarious but damn do I need more.
I want to know who would be surprised Jotaro had a kid considering how much he doesn't care for dating as a teen, and who is not at all surprised Jolyne is his just from looking at her.
well, at least in the part of a canon time travel, you have part 4 (Bites The Dust), and part 6 (Time Accel)
I like how they made a model for Emporio just so he could be in this one chapter, and then he vanishes from the game completely afterwards. At least he got more than FF did
Hugo Hikari what game is this
Mage 2902 Jojo Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of heaven
Yeah Filthy frank really didn't get as much screen time as the ads hyped us up for
how does one fight with a room
@@toasterirl2920 he can't, just saying it's weird he disappears completely after this
Jotaro: where am i?
Jolyne: you're my dad.
Jotaro: HOLY ACID TRIP!
Jotaro: Did I marry a marine mammal?
Jolyne: WHAT? NO!
Jotaro: *vomits* Sweet Margarette Thatcher when did I ate corn??
Meliodas Burford smoookeeeeh
Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM - ZA WARUDO
*use the Joestar's Secret technique*
"Eww dad what is this"
shoves the whole thing in her pocket anyways
Jotaro: you're not half dolphin tho...
Still a freshman for college degree....
Ohhhhhh goooood nooooooo
Jolyne: This is my dad!
Jotaro: Nani the fuck
4:09 Yeah when your shit is not nerfed yet and you're OP as fuck then ofcourse you're going to be confident
jolyne: this is my father
Anasui: Jolyne has a father? Must be an enemy stand
Jotaro: I have a daughter? Must be an enemy stand
@@twilight2773 and that's why in the reset universe Jolene and Anasui are engaged by Jotaro's blessings
cuz she's a shonen protagonist
"...But I must still be alive."
Heh, not for long big boy...
...I want to fucking die now.
*How* *to* *delete* *someone* *else's* *comment*
are you pucci hidden in an ramdom acout if yes fuck you i glad that emporio finished you off for good
Goku Ultra Instict xenoverse2 I mean... I'm black with questionable Italian blood- if that works for you.
The Hooded-Guru ok it does
5:48 jotaro must be so confused here. Like, how the hell do I have a child
*sees jolyne, a pretty nice looking girl*
YES YES YES YES YES
jolyne: it's my dad
NO NO NO NO NO
where is your pfp from yo?
Aye, OP, the sauce for your Profile Pic?
@Sungindra Setiawan So dirty minded. Disgusting.
@@notme-ji5uo what the fuck man
Peeking ur hot teacher taking a bath
NICE!!
realize she is ur mom
Oh my gooood!
should have had jotaro's "HNNGH?" of confusion
Hierophant I see you every time
Jolyne: This is my father!
Jotaro:
Jotaro:
Jotaro: what
this young lad right here is me dad
"I dont know how many years in the future this is, but it seems like im still alive."
Well do we have a fucking surprise for you
Eyes of Heaven plot: Get in the turtle, gramps will explain everything to you. Trust me, it'll make sense.
2:20
Jolyne : OH GOD HE'S HOT.
A JoJo Faggot is it wrong if i read this comment with squidward's voice?
Jolyne with squidward's voice...
*+The Legend Kishibe Rohan* Would still fuck.
joseph joestar curse
Your picture makes it better
Jotaro: "am i your father? (damn i wished to raise a child dolphin not a human being)"
Luckily he didnt raise her
@@TheCrappyZipper He was busy raising his dolphin child
At least he had Koichi till he died.
5:57
This gives off a powerful "Are you dillusional? Do you suffer from a mental illness?" energy.
"Who are you? Why are you standing so close to Jolyne?".......GG.
"EXCUSE ME SHE IS MA FKIN CHILD WHO THE FK R U??"
@@mgrm77 that would be jolynes mother
Jolyne: This is my father!
Jotaro: ...
Jotaro: I'M YOUR WHAT?!
Everyone else: SHE'S JOTARO'S WHAT?!
Jolyne's and Jotaro's Dual Heat thing is so heart warming.
When Jotaro Said, "Pull out your stand out and get ready." Then the 2 guys were on the ground, I was like,
"Dude, RIP."
Nah, man. He said “Pull out your stand out and get ready.”
It just works
If this jotaro faced Pucci everything would be different tbh
5 seconds can mean a whole world of possibilities compared to a second or less
Only cause he had no daughter back then. Besides that, MiH stills wrecks his time stop.
+Baking Soda made in heaven is combination of stands while star platinium is a one and original stand without requiem boost bullshit
渡辺•海斗 Watanabe Kaito☆ And your point is?
Baking Soda if up against MiH, he's fucked. But anything before that, he should be fine.
Jotaro: Who are you?
Jolyne: Im your daughter.
Jotaro: [Confused Screaming]
6:13 i think she meant the joestar sex drive
A210 She detected the Joestar blood in his bonér. :3
Hamon Overdrive gone sexual.
A210 wouldn’t that count as incest?
yes
Iroh General but she still has his blood though
"You can't be my daughter!"
"Why not?"
"No way I'd let my daughter go out in public dressed like that. Get in the damn turtle and get changed!"
Yes lol
I don't think Jotaro cares about how Jolyne dresses, especially when he's a teenager.
I love how Jotaro doesnt realise that Jolyne called him her father and had such a delayed reaction, like he was thinking bout dolphins or some shit
He was thinking about fajitas night.
Raymundo Santana is that a antfish reference?
Oh yeah.
Raymundo Santana I miss antfish
Jotaro will never cease to be the end kid who secretly wants to live in the ocean
Jolyne : Dad, why is your hair fused with your hat?
Jotaro : Gramps will explain everything once you're in the turtle.
Jolyne: "This is my father!"
Jotaro: Da fuck.
Meme Stealer NANI?!
this game is more fan-service than any DBZ or Naruto games ever waas
hithummah all games are fan service
Clancy Lol But this is MORE
i wish there was naruto game that corssed over the parts like this...
Hey nobody is complaining.
hithummah yup I so agree with you
2:07
Joylyn :Oh good! You're safe!
Auto-Generated English subtitles: I cooked 2 gillets in Rome
"These buildings... Are they upside down?"
"No, something's not right here..."
You think buildings upside down would be something that's not right.
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NIGHT M.3.R.R about the first example:
85% of people: the same description you just made
The other 15%: NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOOO
Honestly I'd respond like jotaro too
He sounds like he didn't want kids lmao
Nigga i would no joke react just like jotaro...
"Bitch are you drunk? This ain't adding up"
Lol who would react like your firsr example? I'd have a mental breakdown lol.
I waited six years to watch this video. It’s surreal to take this out of my watch later list.
Damn, all that time traveling made Jotaro soft. He would've knocked out Anastasia at 5:25 for speaking at him with that tone.
He's softer by the end of Part 3. At the beginning of Part 3, he would have beat the shit out of Anasui for talking to him like that.
@Low xang yen He is the ultimate simp
think of it this way: random man shows up from an actual fucking turtle then beats the shit out of you, claims that it was "Dio's Fault"
I think the Anime is the only time Jotaro looked actively older throughout the parts. They (Usually) toned down the details for Jotaro and toned them up for Joseph so you see a clear age difference. Then, in DiU, despite the art change, you see wrinkles on Jotaro's face, indicating that he has aged. Hopefully when we get to Part 6, he looks even older there.
Ye
boy will you be disappointed
Jotaro: hey, women!!
*few minutes later*
Jotaro: daughter????!!!!!
4:21
Eventually, Jolyne stopped thinking.
8:57 when they steal your corpse parts
ded
2:43 jotaro: Jesus how many parts am I in ??
if am in the same situation than jotaro i would be like "wat the fuck is going on oh my god" but Jotaro only says "..."
On the inside, Jotaro's brain is imploding with the information and the fact that he will actually have a child.
Jotaro, a savage as usual.
Jolyne: This is my father!
Jotaro: *What the Kentucky fried fuck did you just say?*