@@ramus9555 it's a different type of humor, i noticed that jojo's humor can be really funny but the autor likes to set up everything before the joke actually happens so that it fits to the story in a useful and consistent way so even if i would've liked something like this to happen too i can understand why this type of jokes did'nt appear in jjba
Which means everything could have been solved if Joseph, the only person in the world that knows the magic breathing that makes you age slower, used the magic breathing to age slower.
In that universe Joseph never slacked in Hamon training, keeping his vitality for much longer. Also, Jotaro is the main character still, and as such he's not being nerfed into oblivion
@@dartOMT nah, if you look at SP in part 3, Jotaro is punching through stuff like steam rollers and diamond-hard teeth. There's really no reason for Sheer Heart Attack to be that darn durable, even as an automatic Stand. If it wasn't for the plot, like Jotaro trying to teach Josuke how to fight, there's really no way he would have a hard time in Morioh
@@creist he doesn't need to breathe, he became the ultimate being remember? Besides, vampires and pillar men can stay alive without breathing so he wouldn't have even needed to be the ultimate being
He did honestly respect D'arby the Elder as while the guy cheated, he was actually pretty damn good at that and he had to go for a straight up bluff instead of a cheat that, in his own words, Terrance D'arby would have realized in an INSTANT. Similarly that guy almost took out the whole of the Crusaders in one go!
@stinglord3 i guess you’re right so ignore what I just said, but since sbr universe is different from main universe, its only canon on the sbr universe, but since there are infinite amounts of parallel universes everything that could happen is canon to the sbr universe. I thought too much into this haven’t I, you’re right any way we see this
There are of course a million Jojo shitposts and memes online, but this is the best edited one I've seen. If I hadn't watched JoJo before, I would've believed that this was the actual anime!
@@vesedits9942 can't believe he's going to start using english voices instead of the nonsensical stitched-together japanese, always was way funnier that way
considering it would take place in 1999, or pretty much at the start of DIU, i'm sure he still wouldn't bring joseph with him, in fear of the old man getting killed there.
Diavolo died in this animation. Therefore, this is pretty much guaranteed to eventually be one of Diavolo's deaths created by Golden Experience Requiem. Which means that this is technically Canon.
The virgin brunosquad: take an entire week to find diavolo and get 2 members killed,have to use an op stand to kill diavolo The chad Jotaro:doesn't even realize he killed the final boss,mission accomplished in seconds
@@diegoidepersia Yeah but at least it had weaknesses/could be defeated unlike Giorno's GER which literally resets anything his enemy will do :/ (really cool how araki makes so many stands with "op" abilities and still have them be defeated in ways that makes sense.. except GER xD)
All I'm going to say is I'm here before the cringe "i SeE yoU eVErwHeRe" comments and it feels great but I see guy without mustache hasn't grown a mustache yet and gotten a life.
@@heccme3975 Joseph needs to know who he's looking for specifically, he can't just say "I want to find this towns killer" and magically locate him through his stand. Only way he could find Kira would be if they already had a picture of him and Joseph saw how he looks like exactly. Hermit Purple can pin point a location after that. Jotaro found Kira in this video through sheer plot convenience.
@@MisterDutch93 I see, still good for me, life can be hard on everyone, and I believe losing a hand don't help with life duration, even when taked care of seriously.
She didn't tell Joseph about the kid (shitty move). But Joseph still made his son a millionaire. So yeah... you should be hoping for Tomoko getting bitchslapped, actually.
What I find funny is that Jotaro didn't need to bring Joseph to her house for the speedrun, he could have just went to Kira's house as it seemed like they tracked him down before going to said house. Which means that Jotaro wanted to screw over Joseph as his karma for cheating lol.
If that were the reason why even some to morioh in the first place spirit photo works from anywhere plus all the stand users there would have blocked Kira plus he was low profile like when he tried to see josuke but he saw Angelo, the reason Joseph came was because hermit purple can go through the power lines to find red hot chili pepper
@@hisham6663 I think he was sentenced to this infinite amount of deaths that could take place across all possibilities. That could easily include a universe where Jotaro did this
@@hisham6663 Theres infinite outcomes, If you make a monkey write on a typewriter for an indefinite time it will eventually write the bible for pure statistics, it may take millions of years, but it will eventually happen, with diavolo it is the same, the deaths are infinite therefore eventually this will happen
Killer stopped% The route starts with a wrong warp during the end of chapter 3, instead of going into marine biology sub-chapter you get warped into morioh town, it starts an unused cutscene that was meant to play before the story was reworked, then you have to quick travel to the quest point, it is necessary because the killer won't spawn in until that quest is done, after completing it quick travel to killer's house and hope for good rng on how close he is to the door, after that you must do a precise setup to skip the fight and the cutscene, it starts playing the unused end credits of chapter 4
After doing so the game still requires you to bother the supposed new protagonist to start the Nijimura Brothers quest line, but if you're fast enough you can catch the kid who wants to be a rockstar before he actually gets the lightning stand, at which point you can begin the part 5 skip, which also allows you to trigger the unused assist character for the part 6 storyline: soul swapper Polnareff, which in turn can be used to skip the White Snake encounter entirely if you perform the right inputs.
A really good speedrun, I just have some little problems -If Jotaro used bunnyhop instead of the car maybe he could save 20 seconds -In the xbox69 version the mission when you see Tomoko for the first time is a secondary mission so you don't have to do it anyway still a very impressive speedrun
@@hisham6663 Because he died. GER when he killed Diavolo he made it so he's power "return to zero" would kick in if he were to die and so any time line were Diavolo dies is cannon if it fits in the rules of the universe.
@@cloudshifter they investigate his house and they are doomed. Because they would know kira and be shown the face of the man that was taken over by him. Also he had not made anymore stand users so it would be more accurate. Unless it was after than no chance of finding him.
@@nicolasleal5644 How would they be shown the face of the person he took over when Kira blew it up back in the beauty salon? Only way that hermit purple would work on that scenario (if at all since Joseph was barely able to use it at that age) was if they had seen Rohans photo that he took of him AFTER he found out that he was Kira in secret.
@@cloudshifterI would imagine morioh would have some kind of town registry or something, if Joseph used hermit purple, they get a photo of kira with his new face and identity they take that photo to the registry or whatever match the spirit photo to a photo id at the registry and then investigate or stakeout that person as best they can (rinse and repeat if needed) and they would most likely find Kira, takes some detective work and probably some time but it’s doable.
The speedrunner route: After getting star Platinum jotaro specifically tracks down kakyoin and frees him from dio's control and does the same thing with polnareff then calls Joseph and tells him about the location of Dio, the Crusaders book a flight to the location of Dio accept the plane doesn't crash because jotaro knows how to stop time and just kills Tower of Grey. They make it to Dio's location and kill every stand user because jotaro can stop time and also kills poosie. ( I don't know how to spell his name) because now he won't have a chance to escape and to fulfill Dio's back-up plan. And then gets Dio's attention by finding his book on heaven and Burns it without reading it, pissing off Dio even more. Dio dies after fighting all the Crusaders at once. And after cleaning up the rest of Dio's cult leads us to today:
@@timekeeperz9714 This was a good question this isn't the first time the JoJo player base has had a question like this, most have tried to make their own optimal routes which only ended up being a few seconds shorter than the average game time for most players. It took me some time to find an Optimal route for a speedrun. But after much thinking I finally found the Optimal speedrun route. As Jonathan you need to start training to unlock Your Stand at age 5 and then hopefully get it at age 6, (you won't have the option of Hammon yet because you can only unlock it through the use of another Hammon user) and then depending on the attitude of Jonathan (in part 3 the only reason why Dio has The World as a Stand is because of Jonathan's body) thus you would have two options on the route either have a non-Nerfed hermit purple or The World. The more optimal route is to try to get The World which is the route we're going with. After having unlocking your stand make sure to put some Evolution points into making Danny into a loyal hunting dog and any remaining points into lifespan expectancy and make sure to keep him alive. (He'll be useful later trust me.) Then invest in hunting skills and perfecting your Stand and make sure Jonathan visits Arena early, after grinding and doing those things you may finally perfected a technique known as sneaking. It allows you to move quietly with out being heard.(This will also be useful later.) When you eventually grow older and Dio comes to the mansion tell the butler to take Danny to Arena this will keep Danny safe plus you'll probably get brownie points for letting her take care of him. Everything will play out the way it usually does except Danny doesn't die. After a while Danny gets to earn his keep when in a later cutscene Dio goes 2 kiss Arena. Except because you left Danny with her Danny will instinctively attack Dio keeping him away from Arena. Arena will tell you what Dio tried to do and Jonathan will confront him. This time Jonathan will have his Stand and Danny by his side. This will be a severely one-sided fight but because of the commotion Johnson's dad is going to ask why Dio is hurt, Dio is going to blame Danny however you'll have to convince your dad that Danny was just protecting you from Dio because he had a knife. Later you guys would be forced to make up because Johnson's dad tells you too. Everything will play out as a normally does except Dio Brando has a bigger grudge against you, your dad will get sick and then we reach our biggest obstacle to see if RNG gods are with you. You see there's a good chance that if Danny follows Jonathan into the alleyway where we meet Speedwagon, Speedwagon is more likely to kill Danny seeing the dog as more of a threat however if we leave Danny with Arena again Dio might trying to get Petty Revenge and kill Danny but there's a way to avoid this. If you drop off Danny with Arena then go back to the mansion and announce to Dio that you're going to find the Cure to the poison that will bring attention to you. And then hope the RNG gods are with you and hopefully everything will play out as it usually does with Speedwagon , the police, the cure and when Dio tries to 'reject his Humanity' you kill him by making The World punch a hole through his head breaking the mask as well everyone will be weirded out why he straight up died for no reason you'd get married to Arena. And everybody would live happily ever after. (Except for Dio of course.)
@@aviniciussouza100 How would anyone be a good speedrunner if they didn't know the route for their speed run. With so many of Dio's men kicking the bucket puci would forced him to take action immediately going to get the book himself unlike the og version. Also jotaro can just update them on the existence of puci because he remembers everything.
Even faster speed run. Jotaro drives the ambulance through town, turns on 「The World」, 3 seconds, throws Joseph thru ex's door, 2 seconds, finds Yoshikage, 1 second crashes into his home defeating him, time has returned to normal.
He did the josuke skip, previously thought to be tas only, due to not loading in the main character, the data overflows to skipping the first stage of the main boss too
Narrator: "Jotaro never found the clam on the beach in Morioh and never wrote his doctorate dissertation on marine biology, thus never developing an unhealthy fixation on dolphins. Instead, he continued his work with the Speedwagon Foundation and achieved complete mastery of Star Platinum. Among many evil Stand Users he vanquished was a mad priest named Pucci, one of the last cohorts of DIO; with his death, the vampire's long shadow over the Joestar family finally vanished and Jotaro was able to retire from his heroics. When Jotaro Kujo got married, he became a model husband and later a perfect father to his daughter Jolyne. He lived a long and happy life of a man fulfilled."
![Little Jolyne goes to Morioh! [COMIC DUB]](/img/n.gif)
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i like how jotaro stops time again to put on joseph's hat lmao
That shit was hilarious to me
It was so good I'm surprised nothing like it happened in the real Anime
@@ramus9555 it's a different type of humor, i noticed that jojo's humor can be really funny but the autor likes to set up everything before the joke actually happens so that it fits to the story in a useful and consistent way so even if i would've liked something like this to happen too i can understand why this type of jokes did'nt appear in jjba
lol
That should be enough
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Oh shit, forgot the hat
Plot Twist: Jotaro did this to get back at Joseph for pretending he was DIO
Absolutely genius.
Expected you to be here but where's your user?
The real question is, WHY TF AM I ALIVE? DIDNT I DIE? OR WAS I REINCARNATED? IDK WHAT IS HAPPENING
@@konokillaqueenda1808 MAN areu girl or no girl
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I love how literally everything could have been solved by bringing a slightly younger Joseph along.
All the problems in the later parts can be easily solved if araki didnt nerf everyone from previous parts to the ground
@@kennyloo137 fr jotaro ngl beats kira
Which means everything could have been solved if Joseph, the only person in the world that knows the magic breathing that makes you age slower, used the magic breathing to age slower.
@@felipevasconcelos6736 maybe this is how jotaro is perpetually young
@@felipevasconcelos6736 He had his reasons to stop. Pretty hard to predict DIO would rise from the watery grave.
In that universe Joseph never slacked in Hamon training, keeping his vitality for much longer. Also, Jotaro is the main character still, and as such he's not being nerfed into oblivion
Bro no Koichi never got in the way wdym are you a idiot he helped him kill Kira
@@Kira-pv4xq wrong
Your next words are: "*sigh* a man can dream."
@@dartOMT nah, if you look at SP in part 3, Jotaro is punching through stuff like steam rollers and diamond-hard teeth. There's really no reason for Sheer Heart Attack to be that darn durable, even as an automatic Stand. If it wasn't for the plot, like Jotaro trying to teach Josuke how to fight, there's really no way he would have a hard time in Morioh
@@sparking023 sheer heart attack is invincible
I love how this completely sidesteps the very existence of Josuke and company
Rohan would probably still meet jotaro somehow.
Speedrunning is easy when your Stand can stop the timer
Damn I’m early to a Shuckmeister comment
@@wildfirevancech.8192 No
@@BlackMicrowave kkkkkkk
Yeah
ok.
"You can't just kill 3 main villains of the series!"
Jotaro : "yare yare.. *Observe"*
@@creist Kars is technically alive
@@creist did he stutter
@@creist he literally is though
@@creist he doesn't need to breathe, he became the ultimate being remember? Besides, vampires and pillar men can stay alive without breathing so he wouldn't have even needed to be the ultimate being
@@creist I was making a joke that Joseph was the third villain. I didn’t know Lars was in the video
*"It isn't cheating unless you get caught"*
Lmao Jotaro is too smart as always
Diavolo _died again! You're not human!!_ xD
Lmao i died after seeing diavolo's 456789 death
boi he put diavalo dying in there so its technically canon
D'arby: I taught him that
Diavolo has E rank luck
This is canon then
"It isn't cheating if you weren't get caught"
He still remember that line lmao
He did honestly respect D'arby the Elder as while the guy cheated, he was actually pretty damn good at that and he had to go for a straight up bluff instead of a cheat that, in his own words, Terrance D'arby would have realized in an INSTANT.
Similarly that guy almost took out the whole of the Crusaders in one go!
Tomoko is so badass. She even materialized knife in Joseph's chest by punching his face.
this must be the work of an enemy stand user...
@@atoucangirljosuke that little rascal
Can we just appreciate how clean this editing is
It's too good honestly
It's real good
Wait its edited?
@@gabe8959 lmao
You can show this to a non-jojo fan and they wouldn't even see that it's edited
The way Jotaro legitimately just kills Diavolo and moves on💀
now it’s canon
@stinglord3 give me time stamp since I don’t even know what you’re talking about
@stinglord3 oh I’m actually stupid
@stinglord3 i guess you’re right so ignore what I just said, but since sbr universe is different from main universe, its only canon on the sbr universe, but since there are infinite amounts of parallel universes everything that could happen is canon to the sbr universe. I thought too much into this haven’t I, you’re right any way we see this
Long live the king? Hmph, never I ever heard such lies in my entire life
Reminder if diavolo dies, this video is canon
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1:42 is what you're looking for.
Really love how Jotaro used Time stop twice, just to gave Joseph his hat at 0:55, Lol
LOL FR
Holy shit. Good run.
He got the new record for Part 4 Any%, pulling off the Josuke Skip, even the Boss Fight skip.
There are of course a million Jojo shitposts and memes online, but this is the best edited one I've seen. If I hadn't watched JoJo before, I would've believed that this was the actual anime!
if you think this is good, you should see bragongod's videos
@@thunderstorm86239 waiting for jojosuba episode 2
@@vesedits9942 can't believe he's going to start using english voices instead of the nonsensical stitched-together japanese, always was way funnier that way
@@dielan6847 where did he say that? I haven't kept up with him
This madman even made it canon
RIP to Joseph, even his plot armor couldn’t save him from Tomoko‘s wrath
She still love him after that I bet.
Joseph getting his ass beat by women is kind of a running gag for him.
@@ten-thousandbees8453 Don't worry, his grandma did it to him too, it probably happened when Suzie Q found out about him cheating too.
Only the Joestar secret technique can save him now.
Advice how to make anything canon in jojo: just add diavolo’s death
I love that this is cannon
Or have Valentine use D4C
@@TheUncivilizedNation Valentine automatically exists here tho
or Caesar commiting a crime short of murder
I like your pfp
I genuinely thought this was a legit scene I missed in the show itself for a good chunk of the beginning. It's edited THAT WELL.
I love how Joseph calls Tomoko an old hag even though he's older than her father.
Strangely, I wouldn't be surprised if Joseph had the same mindset as Leonardo DiCaprio when it comes to women and age.
@@ForeTestRTSContext please?
@@Kakaragi Leonardo DiCaprio refuses to date anyone over the age of 25 even though he's 49.
@@ForeTestRTS opposite with me. My teacher had her eyes on me since I was 16 and we started dating when I became 18 and she was 28
@@Funinfuneral-es3ir What the fuck
If jotaro was the main character in part 4 or not meeting Josuke and finding Kira instead
Rip kira
No hand pocket bussy for him
No more duwang
but he really is the MC in DiU tho. he even killed the main villain
If that happened in part5 well will see koichi as a new character
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Moral of the Story: *Old people in Anime are 100% Dangerous but declaring a young female as an old hag in Anime is definitely 1000% Destruction.*
she’s in her 40s, a lot of people would consider that old. but by the time DIU happens, Joseph is 80 so hypocrite moment
@Aydin Munir
alr
@Aydin Munir
just looked it up, 36 apparently
Declaring any female as an old hag in anime is 1000% Destruction
@@shocck1 Joseph is in his 70s actually.
This is basically Eyes of Heaven Jotaro.
Or Irene-verse Jotaro
considering it would take place in 1999, or pretty much at the start of DIU, i'm sure he still wouldn't bring joseph with him, in fear of the old man getting killed there.
@@williamsonlavioser8042 “that loser” is the same jotaro just with a better life lmfao
@@drexnog1905Or a combination of both if you want to include the butterfly effect
1:15
Yoshikage Kira after clipping a nail too short
Diavolo died in this animation. Therefore, this is pretty much guaranteed to eventually be one of Diavolo's deaths created by Golden Experience Requiem. Which means that this is technically Canon.
The virgin brunosquad: take an entire week to find diavolo and get 2 members killed,have to use an op stand to kill diavolo
The chad Jotaro:doesn't even realize he killed the final boss,mission accomplished in seconds
*took *had
To be fair, Diavolo was already infinitely dying.
@Owen Almy metallica is also op tbh
@@diegoidepersia Yeah but at least it had weaknesses/could be defeated unlike Giorno's GER which literally resets anything his enemy will do :/
(really cool how araki makes so many stands with "op" abilities and still have them be defeated in ways that makes sense.. except GER xD)
@@durps8815 the main power is plot armour, mih or any OH Stands can beat requiem but Mih still lost cuz his a antagonist
Imagine the memes that'll come out of Stone Ocean. It's hype.
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It'll all be just lesbian memes
You
All I'm going to say is I'm here before the cringe "i SeE yoU eVErwHeRe" comments and it feels great but I see guy without mustache hasn't grown a mustache yet and gotten a life.
Jotaro is a true detective, impressive how he found out
Jotaro used the ability of Joseph’s Hermit Purple to find out, since he no longer needs to smash a camera now like he did in the beginning of part 3.
Sometimes my genius is, it’s almost frightening
@@heccme3975 WHY HE DOESNT NEED
@@vetellica Joseph never *needed* to smash a camera, he just didn't try anything else
@@heccme3975 Joseph needs to know who he's looking for specifically, he can't just say "I want to find this towns killer" and magically locate him through his stand.
Only way he could find Kira would be if they already had a picture of him and Joseph saw how he looks like exactly. Hermit Purple can pin point a location after that.
Jotaro found Kira in this video through sheer plot convenience.
This is so well edited. It feels like a real episode of part 4.
Jotaro thinking: She didn't use a stand to hit him: he'll be fine
This is how Joseph supposed to look like in part 4 if he actually trained hamon
I thinks he 100 when part 4 happen
@@orctrihar he’s supposed to be in his late 70s during Part 4 I believe.
@@MisterDutch93
I see, still good for me, life can be hard on everyone, and I believe losing a hand don't help with life duration, even when taked care of seriously.
@@orctrihar fun fact.
He is still alive by the end of part 6.
@@joaodala549
The one who survived his arc by far
I’m kinda down for Tomoko punching Joseph. Where’s her 16 years of child support, old man?
He didn't know she was pregnant when he left, and she didn't contact him. It was pretty much a fling with poor Josuke as a consequence.
Josuke stole it back, remember?
When Joseph found out he was going to put Josuke in his will.
She didn't tell Joseph about the kid (shitty move).
But Joseph still made his son a millionaire.
So yeah... you should be hoping for Tomoko getting bitchslapped, actually.
She did fine without it. I also hate child support
What I find funny is that Jotaro didn't need to bring Joseph to her house for the speedrun, he could have just went to Kira's house as it seemed like they tracked him down before going to said house.
Which means that Jotaro wanted to screw over Joseph as his karma for cheating lol.
"this wasn't part of the plan"
Kira: "Must be the delivery guy."
Jotaro: ...
and it was on that day that Morioh's peace returned to normal.
Joseph came to Morioh in the first place so Hermit Purple could find Akira but nobody even asked him to find Kira
Yeah I thought the whole point of Shigechi taking Kira's button was for Joseph to use Hermit Purple on it to find him
:o its you :O
@@F1rstNameLastName how tf would that even work
@@Faith_Pride Idk
If that were the reason why even some to morioh in the first place spirit photo works from anywhere plus all the stand users there would have blocked Kira plus he was low profile like when he tried to see josuke but he saw Angelo, the reason Joseph came was because hermit purple can go through the power lines to find red hot chili pepper
Considering Diavolo was included here, this can be considered canon.
@stinglord3 holy shit
Me after seeing 10 trillion diavolo dies it’s canon memes
😂🥲😐😐😐😐
@@HemiHami i agree
@stinglord3 dati deedsu dan dato cheepu
@@HemiHami its not a meme araki confirmed that if diavolo dies in something its canon
I like how you chose the most suitable line in Japanese like "It isn't cheating unless you get caught".😂
Barbie
That's reference for darbie elder part
@@k1ra61 what
@@michael_kaiser7 look above
@@k1ra61 B'ARBIEEE!
2:10 I can't stop wheezing 🤣
0:26
_"So listen up Josuke! The pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today..."_
2 years late, but what's the first?
@@AtomicGolem
Kira blew up all his bottles of hair gel.
Gotta love the Diavolo dying part making this technically canon lmao
How does it make it canon
@@hisham6663 I think he was sentenced to this infinite amount of deaths that could take place across all possibilities.
That could easily include a universe where Jotaro did this
@@natman2939 Ohh I get it now, but that doesn't make it actually canon tho xD
@@hisham6663 Theres infinite outcomes, If you make a monkey write on a typewriter for an indefinite time it will eventually write the bible for pure statistics, it may take millions of years, but it will eventually happen, with diavolo it is the same, the deaths are infinite therefore eventually this will happen
@@tomasbarahona4530 No, because he doesn't go back in time
Killer stopped%
The route starts with a wrong warp during the end of chapter 3, instead of going into marine biology sub-chapter you get warped into morioh town, it starts an unused cutscene that was meant to play before the story was reworked, then you have to quick travel to the quest point, it is necessary because the killer won't spawn in until that quest is done, after completing it quick travel to killer's house and hope for good rng on how close he is to the door, after that you must do a precise setup to skip the fight and the cutscene, it starts playing the unused end credits of chapter 4
After doing so the game still requires you to bother the supposed new protagonist to start the Nijimura Brothers quest line, but if you're fast enough you can catch the kid who wants to be a rockstar before he actually gets the lightning stand, at which point you can begin the part 5 skip, which also allows you to trigger the unused assist character for the part 6 storyline: soul swapper Polnareff, which in turn can be used to skip the White Snake encounter entirely if you perform the right inputs.
alternate universe where Jotaro is a detective instead of a marine biologist
By the end of part 3, since I watched the anime first, I really thought he'd be a detective. I wasn't expecting marine biology.
@@lisalegato0109 if there's any person in Jojo that needs to be a detective it's Abbachio
He did watch Columbo.
@@youknowyoufuckedupright3058he's already died because get donutted by diavolo bro 💀
The edit is sooo good
A really good speedrun, I just have some little problems
-If Jotaro used bunnyhop instead of the car maybe he could save 20 seconds
-In the xbox69 version the mission when you see Tomoko for the first time is a secondary mission so you don't have to do it
anyway still a very impressive speedrun
*_”Thanks. GG.”_*
- Jotaro Gaming
Why do I feel like Jotaro plays Subnautica in his free time lmao
@@hypersan2635 he's a marine biologist
1:49 this is canon now
0:17
Jotaro: it isn't cheating unless you get caught
Joseph: "i'm too old to say OH NO so i will only say *OH* "
Awesome! Editing is soooo cool!
Morioh Town No Josuke% - Kujo Jotaro - WR 2:27
2:14
This is Canon just because diavolo was there
You are smart🙃
How does it make it canon tho
@@hisham6663
Because he died remember he got inf death loop because of ger
@@hisham6663 Because he died. GER when he killed Diavolo he made it so he's power "return to zero" would kick in if he were to die and so any time line were Diavolo dies is cannon if it fits in the rules of the universe.
@@MartsTheDust Exactly, that's what I'm saying
Bro it a joke
0:57 Jotaro: oops I miss your hat
Tomoko: *punches Joseph in the cheek and shows a bit of blood*
Joseph's blood: *Shows around his neck with a knife*
It's obviously Tomoko's stand, The World.
@@AlterGold93 lmao then tomoko caught jotaro time-stopping to replace himself with joseph and she saw that jotaro put josephs hat on
Maybe he carried a knife and when he dropped the knife stabbed him
When people suddenly realize that Hermit Purple is the most useful stand.
0:56 i love this bit
The editing is so beautifully done, it's seamless, it's just perfect
I haven't watched part 4 but I thought this was real as in it happened ;-;
Egypt 10 years ago
Jotaro: Iggy what is that? Oingo Boingo Adventures... ! It can't be this manga predicts the future!? Yare yare daze.
I loved how you showed Diavolo dying, this basically confirms that this is canon.
Did... Did you really animate this all by yourself?
This was phenomenal! I love it!
LOL this was the funniest Rawaz vid I’ve seeen
My man joseph keeping that explorer drip outfit 🥶
Kira: *changes his name, face, adress...*
Joseph: Hermit purple!
*Part 4 Fin*
Hermit Purple: shows a picture of a random irrelevant man that has nothing to do with Kira or his new identity.
@@cloudshifter they investigate his house and they are doomed. Because they would know kira and be shown the face of the man that was taken over by him. Also he had not made anymore stand users so it would be more accurate. Unless it was after than no chance of finding him.
@@nicolasleal5644 How would they be shown the face of the person he took over when Kira blew it up back in the beauty salon? Only way that hermit purple would work on that scenario (if at all since Joseph was barely able to use it at that age) was if they had seen Rohans photo that he took of him AFTER he found out that he was Kira in secret.
@@cloudshifterI would imagine morioh would have some kind of town registry or something, if Joseph used hermit purple, they get a photo of kira with his new face and identity they take that photo to the registry or whatever match the spirit photo to a photo id at the registry and then investigate or stakeout that person as best they can (rinse and repeat if needed) and they would most likely find Kira, takes some detective work and probably some time but it’s doable.
This should've happened if Jotaro didn't see a starfish on the beach of Morioh
Multiple universe exists in jojo
So this could technically be canon
Well this is canon because diavolo died 😂
This was pretty well edited.
1:43 this is the moment that we all knew... this is canon
I like how while everyone is only joking about that if Diavolo dies something is canon, you actually added it to video. You have my respect
The speedrunner route: After getting star Platinum jotaro specifically tracks down kakyoin and frees him from dio's control and does the same thing with polnareff then calls Joseph and tells him about the location of Dio, the Crusaders book a flight to the location of Dio accept the plane doesn't crash because jotaro knows how to stop time and just kills Tower of Grey.
They make it to Dio's location and kill every stand user because jotaro can stop time and also kills poosie. ( I don't know how to spell his name) because now he won't have a chance to escape and to fulfill Dio's back-up plan.
And then gets Dio's attention by finding his book on heaven and Burns it without reading it, pissing off Dio even more.
Dio dies after fighting all the Crusaders at once.
And after cleaning up the rest of Dio's cult leads us to today:
Stardust crusader speedrun
But how about speedrunning universe 1 speedrunning phantom blood
But Pucci wasn't there.
They didn't even know about his existence.
@@timekeeperz9714 This was a good question this isn't the first time the JoJo player base has had a question like this, most have tried to make their own optimal routes which only ended up being a few seconds shorter than the average game time for most players. It took me some time to find an Optimal route for a speedrun.
But after much thinking I finally found the Optimal speedrun route. As Jonathan you need to start training to unlock Your Stand at age 5 and then hopefully get it at age 6, (you won't have the option of Hammon yet because you can only unlock it through the use of another Hammon user) and then depending on the attitude of Jonathan (in part 3 the only reason why Dio has The World as a Stand is because of Jonathan's body) thus you would have two options on the route either have a non-Nerfed hermit purple or The World.
The more optimal route is to try to get The World which is the route we're going with.
After having unlocking your stand make sure to put some Evolution points into making Danny into a loyal hunting dog and any remaining points into lifespan expectancy and make sure to keep him alive. (He'll be useful later trust me.)
Then invest in hunting skills and perfecting your Stand and make sure Jonathan visits Arena early, after grinding and doing those things you may finally perfected a technique known as sneaking.
It allows you to move quietly with out being heard.(This will also be useful later.)
When you eventually grow older and Dio comes to the mansion tell the butler to take Danny to Arena this will keep Danny safe plus you'll probably get brownie points for letting her take care of him.
Everything will play out the way it usually does except Danny doesn't die.
After a while Danny gets to earn his keep when in a later cutscene Dio goes 2 kiss Arena. Except because you left Danny with her Danny will instinctively attack Dio keeping him away from Arena.
Arena will tell you what Dio tried to do and Jonathan will confront him. This time Jonathan will have his Stand and Danny by his side. This will be a severely one-sided fight but because of the commotion Johnson's dad is going to ask why Dio is hurt, Dio is going to blame Danny however you'll have to convince your dad that Danny was just protecting you from Dio because he had a knife.
Later you guys would be forced to make up because Johnson's dad tells you too.
Everything will play out as a normally does except Dio Brando has a bigger grudge against you, your dad will get sick and then we reach our biggest obstacle to see if RNG gods are with you.
You see there's a good chance that if Danny follows Jonathan into the alleyway where we meet Speedwagon, Speedwagon is more likely to kill Danny seeing the dog as more of a threat however if we leave Danny with Arena again Dio might trying to get Petty Revenge and kill Danny but there's a way to avoid this.
If you drop off Danny with Arena then go back to the mansion and announce to Dio that you're going to find the Cure to the poison that will bring attention to you.
And then hope the RNG gods are with you and hopefully everything will play out as it usually does with Speedwagon , the police, the cure and when Dio tries to 'reject his Humanity' you kill him by making The World punch a hole through his head breaking the mask as well everyone will be weirded out why he straight up died for no reason you'd get married to Arena.
And everybody would live happily ever after. (Except for Dio of course.)
@@aviniciussouza100 i think he was there, i read it somewhere but I might be wrong
@@aviniciussouza100 How would anyone be a good speedrunner if they didn't know the route for their speed run.
With so many of Dio's men kicking the bucket puci would forced him to take action immediately going to get the book himself unlike the og version.
Also jotaro can just update them on the existence of puci because he remembers everything.
Jotaro really could have paused time and crushed Kira’s skull like a hydraulic press
THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME!
Remember Rawaz, this is officially canon due to diavolo dying 😂
Josuke: "...Mom? Who's this old weirdo in the Indiana Jones get-up?"
2:08 ngl I wanna see an extended version of this interaction
Jotaro while driving away: (silently) nirgen nun daiyoooooo
Even faster speed run. Jotaro drives the ambulance through town, turns on 「The World」, 3 seconds, throws Joseph thru ex's door, 2 seconds, finds Yoshikage, 1 second crashes into his home defeating him, time has returned to normal.
This literally looks like a real episode wtf
„His stand ability is really useful sometimes“
Sums up part 8
1:46 "How many times am I going to die?"
"YES."
This is Jotaro after the Eyes of Heaven event
It was like he just reloaded his save file after completing this level, something must have filled him with determination.
He did the josuke skip, previously thought to be tas only, due to not loading in the main character, the data overflows to skipping the first stage of the main boss too
Now we need kakyoin speedrunning stardust crusaders
*jotaro is in the hospital*
*Nurse starts trying to kill jotaro and kakyoin shows himself*
"Nobody can deflect the emerald splash"
*Jotaro is killed*
@@prankonic4735 lol
It’s odd how realistic this seems.
I just wanna say this was really well done. Damn fine editing and very funny
The editing is truly dope. It's just smoother than other JoJo's video (This kind of video) I have watched.
the editing just keeps getting better
Killer queen's other ability was to make Jotaro forget he can use his stand in more ways other than punching
1:38 did jotaro just set gg?
編集うますぎだろ
Narrator: "Jotaro never found the clam on the beach in Morioh and never wrote his doctorate dissertation on marine biology, thus never developing an unhealthy fixation on dolphins. Instead, he continued his work with the Speedwagon Foundation and achieved complete mastery of Star Platinum. Among many evil Stand Users he vanquished was a mad priest named Pucci, one of the last cohorts of DIO; with his death, the vampire's long shadow over the Joestar family finally vanished and Jotaro was able to retire from his heroics.
When Jotaro Kujo got married, he became a model husband and later a perfect father to his daughter Jolyne. He lived a long and happy life of a man fulfilled."
Does Diovolo die? If not, it ain't canon
"Diamond Is Unbreakable New Game+ Any% Speedrun WORLD RECORD!"
If Jotaro running over Diavolo is canon, then I'm damn sure Diavolo being one of Kira's victim is canon
bruh jotaro's hair is literally merging with his hat
Are you new to jojo?
Where tf have you been?
You should watch the series, because it seems you haven't yet
@@cannibalman8175 just finished the entire series till part 8
@@cannibalman8175 it was a fun binge
Bra this is actually an amazing edit! Really good job!
Good editing
Therapist: Part 3 Joseph and Part 4 Jotaro conversation does not exist. It can't hurt you.
Part 3 Joseph and Part 4 Jotaro conversation: 0:03
Jotaro is faster than dream confirmed
Who is dream
@@vgodhax2677 dream garbage
@@vgodhax2677 Minecraft "Speedrunner"
Add little Jolyne with Jotaro and you got Eyes of Heaven ending.
Part 4 if Joseph hadnt slacked off his hamon training and stayed in fighting shape:
This is the best video I’ve seen in a long time. So well edited.