The Legend Of The Crusaders

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  • Curiosity can lead to dangerous things. Come watch the embarrassment of a life time as a result.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @RiverdudeCovers
    @RiverdudeCovers 4 роки тому +20863

    Perfect as always Diana, loved being apart of it

  • @ang1759
    @ang1759 4 роки тому +3346

    The clearly didn't read the section about him killing a Vampire.

    • @vindiesel6695
      @vindiesel6695 4 роки тому +180

      That's probably something Jotaro talks about off-screen, a lot. and you can't really blame him

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 роки тому +74

      He punched them before they got the chance

    • @zeiar776
      @zeiar776 4 роки тому +114

      Or the part where 3 of the 6 crusaders died horribly.

    • @minhnhan4568
      @minhnhan4568 4 роки тому +5

      Holy you like have the devil

    • @sukibloxyamada3614
      @sukibloxyamada3614 4 роки тому +3

      And defeating the all known Dio

  • @alexco.creations4074
    @alexco.creations4074 4 роки тому +9780

    this is canon, and if it isn’t, it’s definitely how jotaro remembers it

  • @yasu_h7842
    @yasu_h7842 Рік тому +767

    When you realize Jotaro's memories didn't show any of his friends' deaths because he never really saw Avdol, Kakyoin, and Iggy die

    • @Malevolence460
      @Malevolence460 Рік тому +88

      :( in a way that’s even worse, left to imagine those nightmares

    • @alexanderscout
      @alexanderscout 11 місяців тому +5

      He saw kakyoin die

    • @Malevolence460
      @Malevolence460 11 місяців тому +39

      @@alexanderscout nah he was on the roofs with polnareff when they first saw Joseph alone being tailed by dio

    • @alexanderscout
      @alexanderscout 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Malevolence460 no they saw it i did the math

    • @maraudersacrusader
      @maraudersacrusader 11 місяців тому +28

      Well he would've at least had to have identified Kakyoin's corpse? They couldn't have just left in in the water tower to decompose, and they probably buried him. So probably also a funeral. As for Iggy his corpse still exists, and it's likely that Joseph or the speedwagon foundation retrieved it.

  • @0gre191
    @0gre191 3 роки тому +3020

    Plot Twist: The Crusade was actually an immensely fun trip until the last few days, but since the only reliable person left to tell it is Jotaro, both the Morioh Warriors and the audience are told a somber tale of loss that includes none of the fun stuff that happened along the way. Passione got the unfiltered version from Polnareff and has detailed protocols for how to fuck with Jotaro’s head with inside jokes in case he comes to Italy

    • @goldgoblin3049
      @goldgoblin3049 3 роки тому +177

      I would love this being like a ova

    • @lotus4129
      @lotus4129 2 роки тому +231

      This needs a 2 season show. 1 season showing Jotaro's story (Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan style), and season 2 showing Polnareff give his story plus tips on how to fuck with Jotaro (Also TSKR style, but better)

    • @blurrie9560
      @blurrie9560 2 роки тому +10

      lol

    • @maxdino26
      @maxdino26 2 роки тому +22

      @@lotus4129 that would be amazing

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 2 роки тому +4

      @@maxdino26 yay ovas

  • @sansgolem168
    @sansgolem168 4 роки тому +4982

    So Josuke there were 2 identically shaped rocks funniest shit i've ever seen

  • @BasedPeter
    @BasedPeter 4 роки тому +13224

    Rohan: *"uses Heaven's Door on Joseph"*
    Joseph: *GAY MUSCLE AZTEC GOD NAKED OIL FIGHTING INTENSIFIES*

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +1256

      "I never would have thought he would have swung that way, considering."
      "Now I know why he hates Caesar salad so much."

    • @nex_gama48
      @nex_gama48 4 роки тому +360

      SHIZAAAAAA

    • @phantomruby6633
      @phantomruby6633 4 роки тому +451

      Joseph:That marriage might has well have been those pillar men forcefully shoving their rings inside your old mans....... DIO:I’m out. Jotaro:COME BACK HERE AND KILL HIM NOW!

    • @gergelyplosz4063
      @gergelyplosz4063 4 роки тому +348

      Little Holly: *Gets new dog*
      Joseph: How should we name him?
      Little Holly: Let's name him Caesar!
      SHIZAAAAAA

    • @mirc3a2200
      @mirc3a2200 4 роки тому +90

      what about lisa lisa

  • @Foxyct0
    @Foxyct0 3 роки тому +1100

    Kakyoin: * legally blind *
    Also Kakyoin: I am the gamer GOD

  • @daggerace9918
    @daggerace9918 3 роки тому +627

    "wow, that was pathetic"
    * ignores the part where he loses half of his new friends *

    • @yeezoyoutube
      @yeezoyoutube Місяць тому +2

      To be fair, jotaro didn't witness any of them die

  • @Tired-Sunny
    @Tired-Sunny 4 роки тому +5338

    “i had no idea how...childish he used to be”
    i mean he was 17 so theres some excuse there-

    • @ArkyYoutube
      @ArkyYoutube 4 роки тому +408

      and then there is a 15 year old mafia boss

    • @vanessaotor3817
      @vanessaotor3817 4 роки тому +210

      3 of his closest friends did die, soooo

    • @no-do5od
      @no-do5od 4 роки тому +31

      I read this right when he said it 😂

    • @itzcosmoz-x8604
      @itzcosmoz-x8604 4 роки тому +34

      he also became a 12 or 13 year old? or younger

    • @charlieclover5051
      @charlieclover5051 4 роки тому +36

      @@itzcosmoz-x8604 he became 7

  • @giornogiovanna3928
    @giornogiovanna3928 4 роки тому +9012

    I love the implication that the Stardust Crusaders are basically a group of legendary stand users that all the Morioh Warriors know.

    • @shafiresmeraldo1091
      @shafiresmeraldo1091 4 роки тому +278

      @Excelsior I love that lore tbh

    • @joshguerrero5716
      @joshguerrero5716 4 роки тому +745

      I have a headcanon that the world of stand users know about the Legendary Crusaders and The Man Who Can Stop Time, which explains why everyone in pt 4 and 6 knows about them, plus it just makes them and their deeds all that more impactful.

    • @shawn_99
      @shawn_99 4 роки тому +309

      @@joshguerrero5716 Yeah, it's really nice to see a story you saw happen before your eyes become a legend

    • @RealCoolstriker64
      @RealCoolstriker64 4 роки тому +229

      When you run a second D&D campaign with the same GM with the same setting:

    • @erwindipalac7387
      @erwindipalac7387 4 роки тому +29

      Gio-

  • @felipevalladares8999
    @felipevalladares8999 3 роки тому +2655

    Everyone talking about Joseph crying over a salad, but no one talks about him and Kakyoin sit there, in flames.
    2:04

    • @JustARandomDude027
      @JustARandomDude027 3 роки тому +117

      This is fine

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 3 роки тому +130

      And the egg!

    • @Kilo_Maybe
      @Kilo_Maybe 3 роки тому +72

      And kakyoin strangling Polnareff

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 3 роки тому +21

      Depression

    • @Lou_Mou
      @Lou_Mou 3 роки тому +71

      I think Joseph cried over the salad cuz it must have been a CAESAR SALAD!

  • @thiagotaubman5976
    @thiagotaubman5976 2 роки тому +3462

    I love the Oingo Boingo episode, because it implies that Jotaro actually does a bunch of silly and funny tricks off-camera to entertain the other crusaders

    • @leonardocarneirochaves4409
      @leonardocarneirochaves4409 Рік тому +147

      YES!YES!YES!

    • @advicelimited
      @advicelimited Рік тому +299

      Oingo? "OK i know how to do that trick"
      Joseph "With five cigarettes"
      Oingo? "FU-"

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Рік тому +92

      Why is it that those two never got a spin off? They’re fucking hilarious!

    • @Idontplaytf2
      @Idontplaytf2 Рік тому +62

      @@comixproviderftw_02 **Knock knock** Crazy Diamond’s Demonic Heartbreak would like to talk to you.

    • @CoylerProductions
      @CoylerProductions Рік тому +113

      That or Polnareff and Joseph knew it was Oingo the entire time and were intentionally fucking with him

  • @PapagenoDispo
    @PapagenoDispo 4 роки тому +6680

    josuke and rohan: wow maybe he's got bizarre adventures
    jotaro: **_has ptsd and depression_**

  • @big_titan_ofleft_house8377
    @big_titan_ofleft_house8377 4 роки тому +3112

    "That was pathetic"
    Me: *cries in roadroller*

  • @raj.8924
    @raj.8924 3 роки тому +916

    josuke: tries to calm jotaro down
    rohan: accepts death immediately

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +30

      A wise decision

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 Рік тому +35

      @@ALJ9000 indeed.
      Steely Dan tried the exact same tactic as josuke.
      Last time we saw him, he was punched at full power for like 5 mins and then thrown into a brick wall, crashed THROUGH said brick wall, and probably died.

    • @rorymcelroy1887
      @rorymcelroy1887 7 місяців тому

      ​@@evangonzalez7732
      *[R E T I R E D]*

    • @kanderten2112
      @kanderten2112 Місяць тому +1

      @@evangonzalez7732 1 year ago but if jotaro hit steely dan at full power then star platinums punches would go through his body and make holes in him with every punch like how king crimson makes donuts

  • @Pefonmo
    @Pefonmo 2 роки тому +367

    This is actually kind of sweet. What Jotaro remembers most of the 50 days trip isn't the epic battles or the dangerous enemies, but the time he spent with his friends.

  • @God-Level-Threat
    @God-Level-Threat 4 роки тому +7113

    Jotaro randomly screaming ORA to the heavens is now canon.

  • @bigsouthwind3949
    @bigsouthwind3949 4 роки тому +1974

    Rohan begins reading
    “Rohan Kishibe was also killed.
    He was killed by Kujo, who had matured.”

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 роки тому +317

    I love the one frame of Kakyoin holding the egg

    • @galiskatez5767
      @galiskatez5767 3 роки тому +37

      Did you lay that egg

    • @inkdragoon4547
      @inkdragoon4547 Рік тому +3

      I don't get it. Can someone explain this please?

    • @deliachristiansen7414
      @deliachristiansen7414 Рік тому +38

      @@inkdragoon4547 It's a reference to a fan manga from the mid-90s where Jotaro and Kakyoin have a son who hatched from an egg. This egg suddenly appeared next to Kakyoin one morning, leading Polnareff to ask if he's the one who laid it.
      ...I'm not making any of that up, by the way.

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Рік тому

      👀

    • @inkdragoon4547
      @inkdragoon4547 Рік тому +2

      @@deliachristiansen7414 Wow... I really don't know what to say about this. The internet is such a bizarre place...

  • @plushietwinninjas4990
    @plushietwinninjas4990 3 роки тому +194

    Imagine if they saw the actual story where Jotaro had to find out his friends died and was on a time limit to save his mom while fighting a Vampire from the 1880s that can stop time. They would be confused and traumatized a hell

  • @lukedelameter7961
    @lukedelameter7961 4 роки тому +3394

    Fake Kakyoin: *rero rero rero rero*
    Real Kakyoin: *rero rero rero rero*
    *Jotaro.exe has stopped responding*
    *refresh system memory?*
    *(Y/N)*

  • @zeeee8305
    @zeeee8305 4 роки тому +3491

    I see we just skipped over the whole "death of the whole group" thing

    • @TheChimeraPack
      @TheChimeraPack 4 роки тому +446

      W-w-what are you talking about? That didn't happen....it *never* happened

    • @xwhyphoenix
      @xwhyphoenix 4 роки тому +183

      @@TheChimeraPack Eyes of Heaven vibes.

    • @lyna7614
      @lyna7614 4 роки тому +360

      'Cause it never happened, they are all alive, safe and sound, Kakyoin finished his art studies and now is working on manga, Polnareff had happily returned to France, Avdol is working for the Speedwagon foundation as an investigator, and Jotaro is living a happy life being a marine biologist, any death happened if you think about the possibility than there is an alternative universe where all I've mentioned happens.

    • @cassidyrodriguez3941
      @cassidyrodriguez3941 4 роки тому +120

      @@lyna7614 technically if diavolo dies its canon so yeah there could be a universe where that happens

    • @yes2623
      @yes2623 4 роки тому +34

      @@lyna7614 Your comment made me cry 🥺

  • @Gravity_Skye
    @Gravity_Skye 3 роки тому +92

    Kakyoin holding an egg looking very confused was hilarious

  • @shaggy9004
    @shaggy9004 3 роки тому +87

    I love how kakyoin is just vibing while jotaro is literally having a hussy fit

  • @kingofnobody6698
    @kingofnobody6698 4 роки тому +1512

    2:05
    It took me a second to realise that Joseph was crying because he was holding a Caesar salad. This is both hilarious and heartbreaking

  • @OKTANE0
    @OKTANE0 4 роки тому +6534

    I love how Jotaros entire face just turns into a book, instead of the weird face book that Koichi and Hazamada got

  • @adibabrar1702
    @adibabrar1702 3 роки тому +114

    Imagine if they got to the part where they parted with Polnareff or when Jotaro saw Joseph's soul departing.

    • @Nonikt
      @Nonikt 2 роки тому +6

      They would be like "Holy shit how can someone cope with those very quick mood swings and not be depressed?"

  • @evan4292
    @evan4292 3 роки тому +62

    2:07 is the best frame in the whole animatic.

  • @taylorq8320
    @taylorq8320 4 роки тому +4841

    no ones gonna talk about how he started to drink paint water, took out the paint brush, and kept drinking

    • @truji2582
      @truji2582 4 роки тому +93

      was looking for this comment

    • @CorvusCarmen
      @CorvusCarmen 4 роки тому +162

      well-
      it was kakyoin's paint brush and water..?

    • @reintempest2552
      @reintempest2552 4 роки тому +47

      Is that equal to huffing glue?

    • @Unknown-qg5hs
      @Unknown-qg5hs 4 роки тому +148

      I mean... Speaking as an artist that has drank their own paint water, its not... THAT bad...

    • @Gj_ow
      @Gj_ow 4 роки тому +43

      @@Unknown-qg5hs it barely tastes like anything anyways

  • @YuckCanuck
    @YuckCanuck 4 роки тому +2229

    I like how Polnareff was just sitting there staring at Jotaro.

  • @anorangeganger8486
    @anorangeganger8486 3 роки тому +43

    "I didn't know how... childish he used to be."
    *josukr and okuyasu acting like 8 year olds*

  • @primal9007
    @primal9007 3 роки тому +20

    2:05 Poor Joseph. The minute he saw that salad he was reminded of his fallen comrade. That is both mean and funny at the same time.

  • @jen1447
    @jen1447 4 роки тому +3564

    Even then, Jotaro’s love for dolphins was the same and never stopped on his journeys he’s been through

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 4 роки тому +67

      He probably loves them even more since deserts give him PTSD.

    • @DylanYoshi
      @DylanYoshi 4 роки тому +41

      I like to imagine that Jotaro was secretly giddy at the opportunity to ride a submarine, and was highly disappointed when there were no dolphins.

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 4 роки тому +4

      @H M SCDF
      Stardust Crusaders Defense Force

    • @JotaroDolphinkujo
      @JotaroDolphinkujo 4 роки тому +2

      Dam it my secret is revealed

    • @severussnape4370
      @severussnape4370 4 роки тому +5

      Jen.. I can’t stop time for 4 seconds.. -* goes on computer and deletes all the erotic Dolphin porn from email * their now, if I die my daughter will never know.
      * couple of years *
      Jolyne:looks into computer history...
      Jolyne: HOLY S*

  • @void1824
    @void1824 4 роки тому +685

    0:50 when threatened the wild jotaro scares its attacker with it’s signature war cry

    • @TheUser69420
      @TheUser69420 3 роки тому +35

      this is braught to you by brave wilderness

    • @erickbarbos4647
      @erickbarbos4647 3 роки тому +22

      I love how he just went:ORAAAAAA!

    • @ladladmylads2462
      @ladladmylads2462 3 роки тому +10

      At first I always thought starflight and was just OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO

  • @youraverageyharnamite5389
    @youraverageyharnamite5389 3 роки тому +48

    I love how everyone has their own ‘aura’, and also how jotaro’s dark purple is like josuke’s pinkish purple, because jotaro has a just as powerful stand, but a much more edgy personality. (I don’t really care whether it was on purpose or not but it still was nice).

  • @FlyingVplayer.
    @FlyingVplayer. 3 роки тому +13

    At school: now write an essay How you spent the summer.
    Jotaro:

  • @badadvicejoe6203
    @badadvicejoe6203 4 роки тому +591

    Was... was joseph crying over a Caesar salad?

  • @naighterobecny2042
    @naighterobecny2042 4 роки тому +3744

    Josuke: "I had no idea how childish he used to be"
    Jotaro: "You know what DIO did to Kakyoin?"
    Jotaro: *Kills his uncle and some manga guy*

  • @serhan-solo5144
    @serhan-solo5144 3 роки тому +24

    1:44 *gasp* you've managed to make iggy cute! 😀

  • @Ieonleon
    @Ieonleon 3 роки тому +15

    i feel like a lot of the pages would be
    “he cried today.” or “he played with a dolphins today.” and “he got drunk and sang at the karaoke bar today.”

  • @filthynerd2397
    @filthynerd2397 4 роки тому +128

    2:09
    *"Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?"*

  • @runktheruler
    @runktheruler 4 роки тому +3695

    Joseph crying over that salad makes me cry :(

  • @Octxel
    @Octxel 3 роки тому +30

    Josuke: "I had no idea how childish he used to be"
    all the other crusaders:

  • @dantevitale5714
    @dantevitale5714 3 роки тому +19

    This is so goddamn wholesome. I've always loved all these animations of the crusaders just being irresponsible morons because like, there's only one of them who's over thirty and he's arguably the least mature of them all.

  • @shronk4236
    @shronk4236 4 роки тому +949

    2:09 KAKYOIN DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?!

  • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
    @MilesTailsProwerfan9 4 роки тому +2449

    Jotaro: "You saw the egg... now I need to make you forget it."
    Josuke: "B-but we don't even know what it means!"
    Jotaro: *Star Platinum comes out* "And you will never will."

    • @itsnyetime
      @itsnyetime 4 роки тому +78

      An underappreciated part 6 reference. Thank you

    • @kone2355
      @kone2355 4 роки тому +12

      @@itsnyetime what chapter

    • @itsnyetime
      @itsnyetime 4 роки тому +29

      @@kone2355 the egg green baby comes out of.

    • @yes-vz4ut
      @yes-vz4ut 4 роки тому +180

      Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?

    • @fubukigaia93
      @fubukigaia93 4 роки тому +71

      Clamp, is something...
      _B i z a r r e_

  • @oceanman6973
    @oceanman6973 2 роки тому +10

    When I was younger, I once saw two identical rocks beside each other.
    *Funniest shit I’ve ever seen*

  • @DaviLBS23
    @DaviLBS23 11 місяців тому +6

    1:58 magician's red drying the clothes in the background was creative as hell

  • @guarmaz6316
    @guarmaz6316 4 роки тому +2815

    For the next sequel : The Legend of The Battle Tendency
    Josuke and Rohan reads Joseph
    Until they saw this
    *Tequilla Joseph: I brought tequilla. Will you boys let me by?*

  • @peemaster-uu9qo
    @peemaster-uu9qo 4 роки тому +4400

    **sees a scene of Joseph crying while holding a bowl of salad**
    Me: What does this mean- *oh.. oh no*

  • @itz_just_me4133
    @itz_just_me4133 3 роки тому +11

    My favorite was when Joseph was looking for Dio and a guy "not dio" was right behind him

  • @bobble3236
    @bobble3236 2 роки тому +9

    I like how josuke is trying to explain himself but Rohan has already given up on life

  • @telluriumtoothpick6367
    @telluriumtoothpick6367 4 роки тому +1667

    Top ten more dead people than Yoshikage Kira:
    1. Rohan
    1b. Josuke

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos 4 роки тому +853

    2:29 Something about Kakyoin's gamer moment is both awesome and cute

  • @somekidok6971
    @somekidok6971 3 роки тому +11

    Ah yes childish almost dying for 50 days and watching your friends die

  • @iamanunus9141
    @iamanunus9141 10 місяців тому +6

    This is honestly a really good animation; I like how the unique style meets the montage of all Jotaro’s adventures, and the song choice was creative as hell

  • @Basil_omri
    @Basil_omri 4 роки тому +1013

    Me, expecting how he became like this trying to save his mother from death by killing an ultimate evil and having mental trauma from seeing his friends die before his eyes
    Them: haha jotaro child pink

  • @purpleguyofthemafia4543
    @purpleguyofthemafia4543 4 роки тому +1750

    Jotaro: Stares into the horizon with fellow stardust crusaders
    Also Jotaro:
    *OORRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @abyssbun444
    @abyssbun444 3 роки тому +17

    I was expecting to see a sad video with last train home playing in the background. But I got a nice video of Jotaro enjoying the company of his friends, which feels even sadder considering the events of the series.

  • @rbdoesstufforsomething8720
    @rbdoesstufforsomething8720 3 роки тому +10

    captions
    jotaro: ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    also captions: [music]

  • @currentlybeingremade9706
    @currentlybeingremade9706 4 роки тому +697

    Josuke 4.
    Rohan Kishibe.
    Stands: Crazy diamond.
    Heavens door.
    Status: RETIRED

    • @Lies_of_pfan
      @Lies_of_pfan 3 роки тому +10

      When i found this comment there were 69 likes

    • @MixerDixer96
      @MixerDixer96 3 роки тому +4

      Now theres 169 likes lol

    • @antonh1159
      @antonh1159 3 роки тому +5

      Josuke 4
      Rohan Kishibe.
      Stands: Crazy diamond,Heavens door
      Status: YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 3 роки тому +1

      @@antonh1159 Josuke Higashikata (4)
      Kishibe Rohan
      Stands: Crazy Diamond
      Heaven’s Door
      Status: Dead as hell. What shoes they wearin in their caskets? Thats why they don’t got no knees, *b i t c h*

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 3 роки тому

      @@thebiolibrary5572 THATS WHY YO SHOES RAGGEDY

  • @table188
    @table188 4 роки тому +832

    2:05 JOSEPH IS CRYING OVER CAESAR SALAD-

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 3 роки тому +45

      CHIIIIIIIIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @liguow
      @liguow 3 роки тому +21

      SHIZZZZZAAAAA

    • @peemaster-uu9qo
      @peemaster-uu9qo 3 роки тому +19

      *Ah yes, a man of intellect.*

    • @CounterMS
      @CounterMS 3 роки тому +1

      SHIIIIZAAAAAA

    • @Gio_bea
      @Gio_bea 3 роки тому +3

      Joseph:
      CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! NOOOOOOOOOOO! HE TURNED INTO SALAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @kitkatavie7020
    @kitkatavie7020 2 роки тому +13

    This is when I wish we got more slice of life during Stardust Crusaders

  • @HikoNoMori
    @HikoNoMori 11 місяців тому +5

    You forgot the part where he cried over half the characters dying

  • @xeyes.
    @xeyes. 4 роки тому +3179

    The best part is when Joseph cries at a salad
    A Caesar Salad to be exact

    • @timA-np8mn
      @timA-np8mn 3 роки тому +63

      I was trying to forgot that incident and you reminded me.....SHINU

    • @Brent515
      @Brent515 3 роки тому +101

      Found it 2:05

    • @butteredtoast1250
      @butteredtoast1250 3 роки тому +12

      wrench?

    • @fenekke5603
      @fenekke5603 3 роки тому +35

      SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

    • @yellowflare_8465
      @yellowflare_8465 3 роки тому +16

      Shizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @thecrow_4
    @thecrow_4 4 роки тому +464

    It's a shame that they didn't read up to the "suddently, a gay blond vampire and his ice cream friend warp out the black, destroy the dog, and donut the ginger". With this draw style it would have been hilarious.

    • @crusaderlazy3216
      @crusaderlazy3216 4 роки тому +24

      TheCrow_4 don’t forget the “after some fighting he became serious and out of nowhere pulled out a road roller,so it’s the same stand as star platinum.

  • @Zackylorin
    @Zackylorin 3 роки тому +16

    Jotaro when he wakes up: ŷœù hævë m€re sëçœñds tœ lïvê

  • @Flaca.2o9
    @Flaca.2o9 3 роки тому +7

    so no ones gonna talk about 2:09 -
    "KaKyOiN diD You laY ThIS eGg"

  • @Kazumaji
    @Kazumaji 4 роки тому +2447

    *Guys stop saying that I layed the egg you’re scaring me*

    • @skribbzanimates2255
      @skribbzanimates2255 4 роки тому +185

      Everyone, press F for our poor gamer over here
      *F*

    • @tangiehuck4346
      @tangiehuck4346 4 роки тому +60

      Serrect yuor cur

    • @Kazumaji
      @Kazumaji 4 роки тому +27

      T Angie Huck r/ihadastroke

    • @tangiehuck4346
      @tangiehuck4346 4 роки тому +44

      @@Kazumaji no this is what it sounds like
      But it does sound like a stroke

    • @cleokala3214
      @cleokala3214 4 роки тому +14

      Big F

  • @egg3228
    @egg3228 4 роки тому +340

    2:26 “I had no idea how childish he used to be.”
    Well he did turn into a child and 17 is considered a minor

    • @hambro0357
      @hambro0357 4 роки тому

      I though in japan legal age is like 14

    • @momogasi7930
      @momogasi7930 4 роки тому +3

      hambro 03 In japan the legal age of consent that each like province can choose is 13, tho most choose 16-17, and as far as I understand the legal drinking age is 20

    • @deaththreats1005
      @deaththreats1005 4 роки тому

      h

    • @whitedeer378
      @whitedeer378 4 роки тому

      7 age

  • @gasmask7064
    @gasmask7064 3 роки тому +8

    He was literally a teenager during that whole thing lol.

  • @exeidiot3277
    @exeidiot3277 Рік тому +8

    They didn't look far enough to see his trauma but all n all it was a good memory.
    Edit: 2:07 Kakyoin is holding an egg help-

  • @andras3665
    @andras3665 4 роки тому +1031

    i like how in the ending Josuke tries to justify himself and Rohan just says "Oh, shit."

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 3 роки тому +48

      Sounds like Rohan to me

    • @lambsauce2071
      @lambsauce2071 3 роки тому +40

      Rohan last hamon

    • @rosedark5812
      @rosedark5812 3 роки тому +35

      He accepted his fate

    • @davilandin5754
      @davilandin5754 3 роки тому +19

      "Guess I'll die"

    • @valkie9781
      @valkie9781 3 роки тому +16

      Lets be honest- rohan probably accepted his fate before even trying this stunt... theres no way he'd do it otherwise XD

  • @alekssbound
    @alekssbound 3 роки тому +3038

    "That was Pathetic"
    Jotaro: *Cries in Road rolla, Arms, Donut and knife*

  • @HoneyDimon
    @HoneyDimon 4 місяці тому +2

    This animation was actually so lively and engaging! You actually summed up SC (- the traumatic events) so well!!!

  • @Monochrome_227
    @Monochrome_227 Рік тому +2

    Kaykyoin and Jotaro playing games was probably my favorite part of this. Besides the ending.

  • @carrot64954
    @carrot64954 4 роки тому +2704

    All jokes aside, I really want Kishibe Rohan with Josuke to see Joseph's or Jotaro's memory

    • @yaboidustin2447
      @yaboidustin2447 3 роки тому +36

      Ok if you don't call Joseph
      Joestar joseph
      Don't call Rohan
      Kishibe Rohan
      Please for the sake of us retards

    • @natanieux
      @natanieux 3 роки тому +82

      @@yaboidustin2447 we are used to "Joseph Joestar" bc he's English/American, if you saw the sub anime or read the manga, you'll be used to Kishibe Rohan. As long you don't call Giorno by jorono, is fine.

    • @thetrollege
      @thetrollege 3 роки тому +4

      @Rodolfo Vargas no he didn’t

    • @roju4502
      @roju4502 3 роки тому +24

      Rodolfo Vargas Nobody “Died” in the universe reset. If giorno died in the universe reset or even got hurt GER would’ve reversed it.

    • @morgansboobies
      @morgansboobies 3 роки тому +3

      @Rodolfo Vargas nah dud, jorono died in part 69. smh have you read jojo?

  • @jakai2463
    @jakai2463 3 роки тому +1296

    2:41 when jotaro puts his hat down hes secretly smiling cause secretly in the bottom of his heart *he does love them*

    • @flyingsuperbeam3706
      @flyingsuperbeam3706 3 роки тому +36

      Awwwwwwww cutest comment ever

    • @xinnxi
      @xinnxi 3 роки тому +17

      @@flyingsuperbeam3706 indeed

    • @sorayatefaj
      @sorayatefaj 3 роки тому +90

      not at the bottom of his heart, he truly loves the crusaders but he just dosnt show his emotions, araki said that he dosnt show his emotions cuz he thinks ppl can understand how he feels

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 2 роки тому +35

      Not only that... In the Canon ending, watch where he puts the photo.
      He puts the photo of the Crusaders, in his left breast pocket... _Over his Heart._

    • @thatdemoninthecar
      @thatdemoninthecar 2 роки тому +13

      @@Victor-056 Oh yeah he also framed it

  • @hichampiggy9795
    @hichampiggy9795 3 роки тому +11

    Jotaro : you two enjoying yourself?!..
    Josuke : M-M-Mr. Jotaro, I can explain!!...
    Rohan : *OOOOHHH SHIT......*
    XD I died

  • @yukixler
    @yukixler Рік тому +3

    Loved the frame of Kakyoin with the iconic EGG 😂😂

  • @LewysC
    @LewysC 4 роки тому +852

    Can you imagine Rohan's reaction if he read Joseph's pages... The sheer amount of insane, world-changing adventures Joseph has been on in his life would be enough to fuel Rohan into retirement Araki style 😂

    • @voodooozo3755
      @voodooozo3755 4 роки тому +82

      *bass boosted aztec dubstep starts playing*
      Rohan: Oh my god. Im heading to Speedwagon's HQ in America so I can use heaven's door on Santana.

    • @sleepy6890
      @sleepy6890 4 роки тому +29

      What if he read Dio's

    • @Razvii
      @Razvii 4 роки тому +34

      @@sleepy6890 Lots and i mean LOTS of women, that man was plowing women faster than Zeus

    • @TheLonelySkeleton
      @TheLonelySkeleton 4 роки тому +40

      "Wow." States Rohan. "This would make excellent manga materi- N-NANI!?" He freezes upon reading the next line. "B-but how!? That can't be right! It's not possible!" He begins breathing heavily.
      *"Your next line is "Wow. This would make excellent manga material!" TU IU!"*

    • @striker8961
      @striker8961 4 роки тому +15

      Yo what if the whole series is just Rohan writing down the memories of everyone....?

  • @Unknown-hb3id
    @Unknown-hb3id 4 роки тому +1592

    Convenient how they happened to misread or ignore that parts *after* being pathetic looking lol.

    • @sainoshua-angel
      @sainoshua-angel 4 роки тому +13

      H M Hi 👋

    • @trol_8889
      @trol_8889 4 роки тому +84

      H M They committed Jojo sin

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 4 роки тому +53

      @H M If that's the case, they deserve a GER sentence.

    • @TLAF923
      @TLAF923 4 роки тому +63

      @H M Josuke skipping parts? NO DIGNITY

    • @fr22d
      @fr22d 4 роки тому +8

      *part skipper*

  • @siberianwinds
    @siberianwinds 8 місяців тому +4

    This is amazing! This video made me realize why I LOVE SDC and why I still can't move on from their fates, especially Kakyoin's. They were happy... I just want them to be happy forever :(

  • @xenvid
    @xenvid Рік тому +4

    New headcanon that Joseph cannot eat Caesar Salad without shedding a tear. The excuse he gives is that the salad is so good its tear-worthy.

  • @curley-clown
    @curley-clown 4 роки тому +535

    JOSEPH CRYING OVER A CAESAR SALAD WAS WHAT OFFICIALLY KILLED ME

    • @yousufnasere7449
      @yousufnasere7449 4 роки тому +28

      2:05

    • @MrCrazyKirill
      @MrCrazyKirill 4 роки тому +6

      @@yousufnasere7449 thanks.

    • @dddestroya
      @dddestroya 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah that’s kinda heartwarming to know he really did care about me

    • @jamiesmith2374
      @jamiesmith2374 4 роки тому +3

      @Danny Alvarez ye wamuu kinda umm ye know

    • @severussnape4370
      @severussnape4370 4 роки тому +1

      Plot twist of part 2: Joseph died of a heart attack after the wrong order and being served a Caesar salad.

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 4 роки тому +1310

    You know how people remember things differently instead of how it actually happened? This is that

    • @maskedman1195
      @maskedman1195 4 роки тому +99

      Its pretty fair to say that all the bad that happened to them from that trip may have skewed his memories

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 4 роки тому +71

      @@maskedman1195 it's all but confirmed he has PTSD from the trip since he can't think straight when he's reminded of DIO

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 4 роки тому +23

      The fact that Iggy was present during his memories of ZZ's attacks pretty much confirms it.

    • @justabiscuit1794
      @justabiscuit1794 4 роки тому +2

      Dinoman972 who is zz?

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 4 роки тому +10

      @@justabiscuit1794 He's Wheel of Fortune's user.

  • @Xman34washere
    @Xman34washere 2 роки тому +5

    This turns from a reading into a massacre really fucking quick

  • @diegoxavier9107
    @diegoxavier9107 2 роки тому +6

    The least realistic part of the animation is Josuke and Rohan collaborating to do something like this

  • @ijustdontcareleavemealone.3172
    @ijustdontcareleavemealone.3172 4 роки тому +152

    This is actually pretty sad. He probably remembers and thinks of it like this because he wants to forget the death of his comrades.
    In Canon, star platinum smiles in the manga because jotaro secretly enjoys the adventure.

  • @Youhadabadday2021
    @Youhadabadday2021 4 роки тому +1227

    2:13 Why is no-one talking about how perfect the timing here is?

  • @oswaldfarkleton3839
    @oswaldfarkleton3839 11 місяців тому +3

    2:05 When he sees a bowl of Ceaser Salad, he can’t help but remember when happened 50 years ago

  • @coryphaenidae
    @coryphaenidae 3 роки тому +4

    2:05 not joseph crying about the shiza salad

  • @jotarokujo5849
    @jotarokujo5849 4 роки тому +1079

    It shouldve went this way:
    Rohan: Heaven's Door
    Jotaro: becomes a book
    Rohan: *begins reading*
    Rohan: "So It's the same stand as Star Platinum"
    Rohan: "Star Platinum: Heavens Door"
    Rohan: wha- *turns into a book*

    • @namvietkishibe9833
      @namvietkishibe9833 4 роки тому +4

      I am the real Rohan Kishibe bitch

    • @gdino9825
      @gdino9825 4 роки тому +25

      Stand user:Jotaro Kujo
      Stand name:star platinum
      Stand ability:an fucking power house copy cat stand
      Note:I’m technically saying the truth when jotaro meet another power house stand

    • @CadetFD
      @CadetFD 4 роки тому +3

      He impregnated a dolphin chapter 1
      Them:.........

    •  4 роки тому

      I think a few the Rohans are supposed to be Jotaro.

    • @mlgkid3298
      @mlgkid3298 4 роки тому

      @ I think it's Rohan reading the lines in Jotaro, not Jotaro saying it.

  • @doughytown4188
    @doughytown4188 4 роки тому +1568

    Something tells me Star Platinum's time stop has increased to 7 Seconds.

    • @theboi7876
      @theboi7876 4 роки тому +28

      once you say dolphins suck to jotaro then you are as screwed as ( i forgot the owner of the stand yellow temperance

    • @CountFab
      @CountFab 4 роки тому +6

      @@theboi7876 Rubber soul

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs 4 роки тому +11

      Fab Beschi nah, you'd end up boneless like Steely Dan if you mutter a word about Koichi or Dolphins around Jotaro.

    • @thelastmlg2699
      @thelastmlg2699 4 роки тому

      @@CountFab i thought it was his stand localization name

    • @notbakana7354
      @notbakana7354 4 роки тому

      @H M u again?

  • @jaime2992
    @jaime2992 2 роки тому +1

    There is so much stuff here and all of it is gold

  • @jaime2992
    @jaime2992 2 роки тому +10

    0:34
    Easy there Rohan, Kakyoin got dibs if he ends up being gay

    • @ProbablyHeavensDoor
      @ProbablyHeavensDoor Рік тому +1

      it’s been 3/4 of a year i hope you changed

    • @jaime2992
      @jaime2992 Рік тому

      @@ProbablyHeavensDoor yes, I’ve seen the error of my ways. Jotaro is married to a woman and has one daughter and one really reliable son

    • @ProbablyHeavensDoor
      @ProbablyHeavensDoor Рік тому +1

      @@jaime2992 but what about the egg

  • @HomeDepotHR
    @HomeDepotHR 4 роки тому +642

    2:05 Joseph found a ceaser salad, and started crying. *WHY IS THIS NOT CANON*

    • @brunobrx3599
      @brunobrx3599 4 роки тому +25

      If Diavolo dies, it's Canon, and since he's going to die in the future...

    • @Chloe_2442
      @Chloe_2442 4 роки тому +3

      Timestamp?

    • @obviously_not_dio_brando8566
      @obviously_not_dio_brando8566 4 роки тому +20

      Jotaro: oi jiji i brought you salad.
      Joseph: o thank you jo-... *SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @entoy092523
      @entoy092523 4 роки тому

      @@Chloe_2442 2:05

    • @HomeDepotHR
      @HomeDepotHR 4 роки тому +1

      @@brunobrx3599 MMMMMMM

  • @irisrosario5040
    @irisrosario5040 4 роки тому +701

    Jotaro: *doesn't know how to play a video game*
    Kekyoin: *plays like a true gamer*
    Being lonely for alot of years that he had better gamer skills than you.

    • @cangirayicel7639
      @cangirayicel7639 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao don't be so dramatic

    • @jhoennylol7234
      @jhoennylol7234 4 роки тому +1

      That means i am a pro gamer

    • @minatoarisato8798
      @minatoarisato8798 4 роки тому +4

      That would mean I am the best gamer but I am not please explain this paradox

    • @arthurdias6860
      @arthurdias6860 4 роки тому +2

      He was playing video games like a pro all the time

    • @user-jo8yb4uf7e
      @user-jo8yb4uf7e 4 роки тому

      It's kinda ironic cuz Im the same as kak...no friends..just games

  • @chiinit
    @chiinit 3 роки тому +3

    Avdol be looking so adorable at 2:06