Why Are Bad Words Bad?

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2013
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    Music by / jakechudnow
    Marchex Institute study: blog.marchex.com/2013/05/15/ma...
    Canada's most vulgar city: www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/01/...
    "Bad" etymology: www.etymonline.com/index.php?t...
    "Grawlixes": www.fastcodesign.com/1673017/q...
    Mort Walker - The Lexicon of Comicana: www.amazon.co.uk/The-Lexicon-C...
    First use of grawlixes: languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/...
    Slate's Lexicon Valley: "A Brief History of Swearing": www.slate.com/articles/podcast...
    1 Kilohertz censor beep: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleep_ce...
    Steven Pinker lecture: • Steven Pinker - The St...
    Swearing history: www.salon.com/2013/05/11/the_m...
    remembering taboo words: citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/...
    Swearing in the brain:
    blog.scienceinsociety.northwes...
    www.howstuffworks.com/swearing...
    no words should be banned? bigthink.com/against-the-new-t...
    Mythbusters' Swearing Test: • MythBusters - Jamie Sw...
    Coprolalia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolalia
    Lalochezia: medical-dictionary.thefreedict...
    7 dirty words: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_di...
    Swearing is changing:
    www.thetakeaway.org/story/3056...
    www.slate.com/articles/life/th...
    Swearing in the future: io9.com/http-0-media-cdn-foolz...
    Swearing behaviour on Twitter: www.business2community.com/inf...
    McKay Hatch - The No Cussing Club: nocussing.com/
    N.W.A. F*ck Tha Police: • Video

КОМЕНТАРІ • 47 тис.

  • @leifhelland6313
    @leifhelland6313 3 роки тому +5016

    POV: You are in prison, and your cell mate introduces himself

  • @NoName-zf9kf
    @NoName-zf9kf 5 років тому +4559

    imagine saying "oh defecate I forgot my homework"

  • @I_isBored
    @I_isBored 8 місяців тому +1850

    The weird thing is, no matter how old Micheal’s videos are, they still feel up to date

    • @prehistoricorchid3455
      @prehistoricorchid3455 7 місяців тому +56

      Fr, his predictions were lowkey right too.

    • @I_isBored
      @I_isBored 7 місяців тому +12

      @@KebithanMirhyom Yeah but I meant *all* of his old videos

    • @liammiller1472
      @liammiller1472 7 місяців тому +13

      It’s always relevant

    • @progamer8581
      @progamer8581 7 місяців тому +13

      bro i didnt noticed that the video i 9 y old.

    • @donaldpitale3317
      @donaldpitale3317 7 місяців тому +2

      yeah

  • @lucasarturosutton9120
    @lucasarturosutton9120 7 місяців тому +109

    bro answering his own 3AM question's💀

  • @lazuliman
    @lazuliman 4 роки тому +5958

    “Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”

  • @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
    @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx 5 років тому +9423

    Elementary school teacher logic:
    Shut up= a curse word

    • @definitely_vincible
      @definitely_vincible 5 років тому +158

      Ikr

    • @jiminugotnojams4847
      @jiminugotnojams4847 5 років тому +805

      and dont even get me started on
      oh no
      not this word
      *S T U P I D*
      im a thug
      woah
      dont tell my mom
      shell take away my ipad

    • @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
      @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx 5 років тому +103

      Someone call Lorrie Dvorak’s mom

    • @Hooded-Tet
      @Hooded-Tet 4 роки тому +248

      Stupid= your going to hell

    • @godzilla3768
      @godzilla3768 4 роки тому +378

      my 2nd grade teacher sent people to the office for saying "what the" for whatever reason

  • @burnerbill7372
    @burnerbill7372 5 місяців тому +108

    "Schizo" is definitely on its way to being a regular insult

    • @HS-mn6jc
      @HS-mn6jc 24 дні тому +22

      Yeah and it’s really unfortunate too. Obviously being schizophrenic isn’t a healthy thing at all, but straight up demonizing the existence of schizophrenic people is not helping them in the slightest. It only serves to further isolate and vilify them. It makes me so sad :(

    • @pankoty1479
      @pankoty1479 6 днів тому +4

      so is trash and mental. This video was made 10 years ago and it's all fulfilling now lol

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 6 днів тому +1

      @@HS-mn6jc In my opinion, it really is rude to refer to someone as simply "Schizo", as in "The schizo over there" or "That guy's a schizo."

  • @bunkayke2554
    @bunkayke2554 5 місяців тому +207

    I learned english as a teen on the internet, and to me curse words have no weight, I curse all the time, it's what I learned from let's plays lol. As opposed to my native language, when I hear a curse word in Spanish I feel a physical reaction, it feels so much more intense, like it has more weight and aggression, since I learned them as a child and I was told not to use them.

    • @gamingeo_01
      @gamingeo_01 4 місяці тому +3

      May I present to you the minivan known as
      Laputa

    • @leroyhotdogzanzibar.
      @leroyhotdogzanzibar. 3 місяці тому +1

      That is simply from the language difference, and how they are used in sentences, and when they are used.

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink 3 місяці тому

      English is kind of like a native language for me and curse words have no weight to me lol. I use them sm on the Internet to emphasize stuff. It's only irl I don't fucking use them coz many ppl around me wouldn't like that.

    • @ashupashu5559
      @ashupashu5559 3 місяці тому +8

      @@pythondrink that's their problem. Swear words are 100% made up arbitrary nonsense. Fuck should not be worse than sex. Shit should not be worse than poop. And asshole should not be worse than jerk. They mean the same thing.

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ashupashu5559 I 100% agree. These words are offensive bcoz we decided they are. But are they actually causing any harm? Nah

  • @Quandale_gravaton
    @Quandale_gravaton 3 роки тому +5018

    Imagine stubbing ur toe and yelling "DEPRESSED"

    • @nikel1040
      @nikel1040 3 роки тому +163

      This comment is criminally underrated 🤣

    • @ovn_tamil
      @ovn_tamil 3 роки тому +24

      Lol

    • @tora6673
      @tora6673 3 роки тому +234

      yeah, because the toe didn't get pressed enough.

    • @sussysusan4436
      @sussysusan4436 3 роки тому +15

      @@tora6673 hahahaha lol

    • @AEXU_
      @AEXU_ 3 роки тому +37

      No because im not gonna yell what i am, am i?

  • @aidanfwong
    @aidanfwong 3 роки тому +8280

    Swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabulary
    12 year old COD players: I beg to differ

    • @CrisisVFX
      @CrisisVFX 3 роки тому +445

      I fucking beg to fucking differ you fat bitch* is what you meant

    • @lindseyrubenstein6028
      @lindseyrubenstein6028 3 роки тому +198

      RPL Crisis *insert n-word

    • @goofygooberr69
      @goofygooberr69 3 роки тому +91

      As a 12 year old cod player I agree

    • @goofygooberr69
      @goofygooberr69 3 роки тому +39

      @Kazuhir 007 I know right I'm such a rebel 😱😱😰

    • @goofygooberr69
      @goofygooberr69 3 роки тому +30

      @Kazuhir 007 frick omg I said it so loud

  • @Micno1234
    @Micno1234 13 днів тому +9

    Pov your in jungle and hear this "hey vsause micael here im going to hunt you down"

    • @0638
      @0638 9 днів тому

      verified

    • @user-hu3iy9gz5j
      @user-hu3iy9gz5j 2 дні тому

      Hey Mike VS here, will you survive longer than the last one?

  • @Eatingchocolateeeee
    @Eatingchocolateeeee 7 місяців тому +681

    9 years ago and he is talking about Ohio before it was a trend, what a legend

  • @ProPcGaming1
    @ProPcGaming1 9 років тому +6021

    0.7 % of the everyday spoken language are swear words ?
    That doesn't apply if you are playing GTA

    • @ProPcGaming1
      @ProPcGaming1 9 років тому +535

      A line from Gta 5 xD
      "Oh hell no nigga, I ain't fucking with this bitch ass bullshit"

    • @struggler8532
      @struggler8532 9 років тому +22

      ProPcGamer XD

    • @erikplays8259
      @erikplays8259 9 років тому +120

      ProPcGamer lol thats some funny ass fucking shit you silly bitch

    • @drphil8281
      @drphil8281 9 років тому +178

      Or CoD multiplayer.

    • @UmbreonInvaderz
      @UmbreonInvaderz 9 років тому +7

      XD so true

  • @anonymouscheesepie3768
    @anonymouscheesepie3768 4 роки тому +29048

    "Even the word bad, can be a bad word."
    UA-cam: _write that down_ *_write that down_*

    • @kami3119
      @kami3119 4 роки тому +220

      Charles!

    • @rustam458
      @rustam458 4 роки тому +70

      @@kami3119 yea?

    • @milfhunter2906
      @milfhunter2906 4 роки тому +37

      AnonymousCheesePie37 💀😂😂

    • @thememedealer5301
      @thememedealer5301 4 роки тому +70

      Charles the french 😂😂

    • @proyagchakraborty1525
      @proyagchakraborty1525 4 роки тому +51

      Found a charles fan here, never thought I would.
      Someone share the link to his channel, he is really awesome

  • @perkaholic6774
    @perkaholic6774 6 місяців тому +78

    How was camera quality this good 10 years ago

    • @arandomdude5304
      @arandomdude5304 2 місяці тому +24

      Bro it was in 2014 not 1914

    • @user-wf2xv1kl7q
      @user-wf2xv1kl7q Місяць тому +2

      im not ur bro, bro

    • @cameronharding2878
      @cameronharding2878 Місяць тому

      ​@user-wf2xv1kl7q I'm not your bro bro stop calling me bro

    • @DLion666
      @DLion666 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@user-wf2xv1kl7q no one asked u just spawned here to comment smthing useless just like me lmao

    • @tuguicristinagabriela2275
      @tuguicristinagabriela2275 Місяць тому +1

      It was in 2014, not 1897 lmao

  • @PronunciationPam-ho3bu
    @PronunciationPam-ho3bu 7 місяців тому +12

    Vsauce: swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabulary
    The crow i taught to curse:

  • @airgi100
    @airgi100 4 роки тому +5448

    UA-cam: "You can't make an educational video and be demonetized"
    V-sauce: "Observe"

    • @kanevenkat8588
      @kanevenkat8588 4 роки тому +64

      Zeo, you know what’s scary, the fact that the words he said that will be used more often 2 of them are being used more and more frequently, depressed and metal and words to describe a person who is unstable, therefore making them “swear words”.

    • @SD-fj4ju
      @SD-fj4ju 4 роки тому +10

      Challenge accepted

    • @PeterPan-lo1ci
      @PeterPan-lo1ci 4 роки тому +20

      Have u ever seen Cody's lab, he makes educational vidios in cemestry and most of his vids get demonetized

    • @PeterPan-lo1ci
      @PeterPan-lo1ci 4 роки тому +3

      Sry im not that good at English

    • @PeterPan-lo1ci
      @PeterPan-lo1ci 4 роки тому +4

      @TheWeirdSide Of thE internet but thank u

  • @idrankthemilk9870
    @idrankthemilk9870 4 роки тому +2632

    “Badder words “
    I think my English teacher just had a heart attack .

    • @pinkfloydmeddle6692
      @pinkfloydmeddle6692 4 роки тому +41

      She did! Because she saw me.

    • @sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683
      @sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683 4 роки тому +15

      Worse*

    • @idrankthemilk9870
      @idrankthemilk9870 4 роки тому +65

      ChOKe r/wooosh

    • @fabio-nc9gx
      @fabio-nc9gx 4 роки тому +13

      ??'badder/est' 'gooder/est' etc are used to accentuate that there is something 'less good/bad', especially on the web, it's not a big deal

    • @idrankthemilk9870
      @idrankthemilk9870 4 роки тому +24

      no. I know , but he said “ badder “ words instead of worse words and I made a joke of how my English teacher had a heart attack when she saw that he used badder and not worse .

  • @Kneecaptain
    @Kneecaptain 7 місяців тому +6

    “swear words makes up 0.7 of our vocab”
    my friends and all my classes:

  • @thequan9380
    @thequan9380 6 місяців тому +45

    His videos are truly timeless

  • @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars
    @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars 10 років тому +23345

    It took me 4 minutes to notice: Why are you in a prison?

    • @dUbDancer2012
      @dUbDancer2012 10 років тому +2877

      he can get you distracted by his inspiring beautiful voice

    • @heinzfries9774
      @heinzfries9774 10 років тому +1137

      Took me 9.

    • @oskarbondesson4936
      @oskarbondesson4936 10 років тому +447

      RIGHT!

    • @Goatmeal
      @Goatmeal 10 років тому +877

      He stole our hearts. No homo.

    • @MH3000333
      @MH3000333 10 років тому +1003

      Took me the time to scroll down read your comment

  • @ashelshot6001
    @ashelshot6001 7 років тому +4113

    WHY IS HE CALLING ME VSAUCE OVER AND OVER AGAIN

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 7 років тому +117

      He's Vsauce

    • @Illoosion
      @Illoosion 7 років тому +475

      +Heath Mitchell At the beginning of every single one of his videos, he says "Hey, Vsauce! Michael here." He's literally greeting us as "Vsauce."

    • @mostafaabdelmalik8434
      @mostafaabdelmalik8434 7 років тому +76

      he means vsauce fans probably

    • @wesleystults592
      @wesleystults592 7 років тому +26

      hahahahahahahaha! I get it!

    • @wesleystults592
      @wesleystults592 7 років тому +40

      Richard Marksman way to play along friend

  • @richardle7182
    @richardle7182 6 місяців тому +8

    Vsauce:swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabular
    Call Of Duty:you didn’t have to cut me off

  • @your_fat_self
    @your_fat_self 7 місяців тому +4

    "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! This is the most secure prison in the world, *or is it?"*

  • @royaletoxicity-3005
    @royaletoxicity-3005 3 роки тому +3510

    But who tf looked at the middle finger and said," Damn...That shit offensive"

    • @royaletoxicity-3005
      @royaletoxicity-3005 3 роки тому +69

      @@noeschaeffer2167 Oh thanks for educating me

    • @royaletoxicity-3005
      @royaletoxicity-3005 3 роки тому +61

      @Questa Semplice Animazione thank you for educating me

    • @cosmicskies6219
      @cosmicskies6219 3 роки тому +6

      @@noeschaeffer2167 lol that’s not even true.

    • @noeschaeffer2167
      @noeschaeffer2167 3 роки тому +13

      @Astro Journey what are you basing that accusation on? Can you show me the source proving me wrong?
      I don’t mean to be mean I am lowkey interested in whether it’s true that it’s not true

    • @cosmicskies6219
      @cosmicskies6219 3 роки тому +26

      @@noeschaeffer2167 literally just look up the origins of the middle finger. The whole picking your nose thing was a myth and it doesn’t even really make sense

  • @Dorakos
    @Dorakos 7 років тому +4154

    Again, why he is filming it from a prison cell?

  • @Nodity
    @Nodity 6 місяців тому +5

    I love how Mass is among the least likely to use bad words on a call but also among the least likely to use please and thank you.

  • @user-ik1rd1ys1u
    @user-ik1rd1ys1u 7 місяців тому +27

    I used this video for my essay. It turned out about 5000 characters. I am very grateful to Michael, his videos are very interesting and useful.

  • @z.agaming2765
    @z.agaming2765 3 роки тому +2397

    "the 'F' word and the 'S' word these 10 words makeup about 0.7% of the average"
    Gordon Ramsay: don't underestimate my power

    • @bruh4696
      @bruh4696 3 роки тому +84

      Tommyinnit: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 роки тому +41

      Those results are inaccurate, gordon ramsay makes up 95% of that

    • @roderickmesa9478
      @roderickmesa9478 3 роки тому +10

      Pewds: to hold your defecation motu patlu wtf supposed to mean

    • @rodion9566
      @rodion9566 3 роки тому +3

      donkey

    • @z.agaming2765
      @z.agaming2765 3 роки тому +3

      @@rodion9566 donut

  • @dalejwosk777
    @dalejwosk777 4 роки тому +2204

    Bad Words: *exists
    Toxic Kids:
    *"It's free real estate"*

    • @nauka7565
      @nauka7565 4 роки тому +28

      I never swear from 1 year ago but now I often swear, I dont like swearing though. I'll try to lower it

    • @sun.fl0
      @sun.fl0 4 роки тому +9

      nauka YOU JUST UNRAVELED UR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET--
      (This is a joke)

    • @EarthySmerky
      @EarthySmerky 4 роки тому +6

      DraGoLinkz lmao so true especially in Fortnite

    • @dalejwosk777
      @dalejwosk777 4 роки тому +2

      I'm swearing since 1st grade lmao

    • @nauka7565
      @nauka7565 4 роки тому +1

      I memorized the 100 digits of pi in 4 days yay

  • @lauralovescinnamonrolls
    @lauralovescinnamonrolls 8 місяців тому +20

    The Ohio thing aged well ☠️

    • @Nitecookie
      @Nitecookie 7 місяців тому +2

      or badly depending on how you feel about the meme

    • @tobyktoby2636
      @tobyktoby2636 Місяць тому

      Woooosh​@@Nitecookie

    • @Nitecookie
      @Nitecookie Місяць тому

      @@tobyktoby2636 I forgot what my reply is even about, ngl

  • @TinkleTyson12
    @TinkleTyson12 6 місяців тому +8

    why is this man answering all life’s questions

  • @perojalenarddeniel5574
    @perojalenarddeniel5574 4 роки тому +14250

    Imagine Vsauce getting demonatized for saying "Bad"

  • @owenklein1917
    @owenklein1917 3 роки тому +6012

    I was hoping the intro would be something like, “What’s up b****! Michael here!”

  • @No_Name-_--
    @No_Name-_-- 6 місяців тому +12

    Him: "Why are bad words bad"
    My Brain: Cause they are bad words 🗣️🔥🔥🗿

  • @therealwisemysticaltree
    @therealwisemysticaltree 5 місяців тому +3

    Human: emits sound*
    Other human: big sad

  • @HaLucha0
    @HaLucha0 2 роки тому +4027

    When I was a kid, 'stupid' was a swear word to my mom

    • @trollermcgeetv
      @trollermcgeetv 2 роки тому +255

      Same here, at my preschool I remember one of my friends got time out for saying “stupid”.

    • @kristoffersenriosa3537
      @kristoffersenriosa3537 2 роки тому +143

      Even idiot

    • @ActivBowser9177
      @ActivBowser9177 2 роки тому +145

      The word "freak" was also considered a bad word.

    • @emdicadrian
      @emdicadrian 2 роки тому +135

      Same thing. "Heck" too.

    • @cataclanfishy984
      @cataclanfishy984 2 роки тому +59

      For me say god was a swear word

  • @fede9702
    @fede9702 2 роки тому +3144

    "the 'F' word and the 'S' word these 10 words makeup about 0.7% of the average"
    6th graders: *chuckles*

    • @mushroommadness784
      @mushroommadness784 2 роки тому +28

      LMAO

    • @LegoCityFilms
      @LegoCityFilms 2 роки тому +153

      7th and 8th graders you mean, 6th graders weren't that bad but as a 7th grader I can 100% confirm that 25% of my language are curses

    • @pancakeoverlord1
      @pancakeoverlord1 2 роки тому +57

      As someone who has been in 6th grade I can confirm this information
      I didn’t swear tho I just know people who did

    • @pantsandfriends8786
      @pantsandfriends8786 2 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @james1311na
      @james1311na 2 роки тому +5

      @@LegoCityFilms same..

  • @MiketheDodgeguy
    @MiketheDodgeguy 7 місяців тому +1

    I just started watching these videos again, I didn't realize how long it's been since these videos were posted, time flies by!

  • @Da_boys2k
    @Da_boys2k 21 день тому +4

    Bro guessed the Ohio meme

  • @awesomeanbar9402
    @awesomeanbar9402 4 роки тому +638

    Imagine stepping on legos and saying "Ah dung, I stepped on legos, it hurts, ah defecation"

    • @js5686
      @js5686 4 роки тому +18

      Oh poop i stepped on a lego

    • @34466e
      @34466e 4 роки тому +36

      I stepped on this having sex with lego

    • @towelofmadness3078
      @towelofmadness3078 4 роки тому +1

      Tsuki um WHAT

    • @katdog4403
      @katdog4403 4 роки тому +12

      @@towelofmadness3078 he meant "fucking" Lego

    • @mehday8216
      @mehday8216 4 роки тому +1

      I say "Oh my G0Z"
      Get it? G0Z?
      G0Z is a roblox myth ;-;
      I'm a fam of G0Z and *f l a m i n g o*

  • @craterlock3678
    @craterlock3678 3 роки тому +5934

    Fun fact:
    In Russia there's a saying that translates to:
    "A speech/talk without swearing is an essay."

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 3 роки тому +193

      Blyat.

    • @constantineravenna86
      @constantineravenna86 3 роки тому +22

      lol

    • @new-gacha-riddles-jp
      @new-gacha-riddles-jp 3 роки тому +107

      Щуку я, щуку я, щуку я поймала.
      Девица красная, уху я варила.
      Уху я, уху я, уху я варила.
      Shuku ya, shuku ya, shuku ya poymala
      Devisha krasnaya, uhu ya varila
      Uhu ya, uhu ya varila

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 3 роки тому +18

      @@new-gacha-riddles-jp ??

    • @new-gacha-riddles-jp
      @new-gacha-riddles-jp 3 роки тому +84

      @@nursmalik6024
      It translates to: I cooked fish stew
      Misheard as: Cooked near the dick or Ooh, I cooked a dick.

  • @heyblisters
    @heyblisters 4 місяці тому +6

    this will forever be my favorite youtube channel ever

  • @Zeingamer98629
    @Zeingamer98629 22 дні тому +2

    0:23 Ohio is the most cursive
    Me:That makes sense

  • @Comeck42
    @Comeck42 4 роки тому +2526

    Age is now the new swear word
    “Boomer”

  • @dylangarrido5113
    @dylangarrido5113 4 роки тому +1146

    0:00
    when you’re trying to sleep but your brother keeps bothering you in the middle of the night

  • @F4RSGaMes
    @F4RSGaMes 5 місяців тому +1

    God damn, 10 years have passed and I see NOTHING DIFFERENT on his vids other than the quality. Music and Soundtracks, Character, Style and Humor. Now that's what I call consistency.

  • @strikeshot6948
    @strikeshot6948 7 місяців тому +3

    Don't say bad words! It got Michael in prison 😢

  • @snottytoe6957
    @snottytoe6957 4 роки тому +2804

    depressed sure hasnt become a swear word, now its more of a bragging tool.

    • @encoder4d801
      @encoder4d801 4 роки тому +55

      Children, the source of everything

    • @pranavlimaye
      @pranavlimaye 4 роки тому +104

      @@encoder4d801 billie eilish, the source of children
      ....wait what

    • @terrarianangel8274
      @terrarianangel8274 4 роки тому +23

      @@pranavlimaye lmao cursed

    • @pranavlimaye
      @pranavlimaye 4 роки тому +12

      @@terrarianangel8274 ayyy I play Terraria too

    • @terrarianangel8274
      @terrarianangel8274 4 роки тому +7

      @@pranavlimaye fun game

  • @nessfinesse3195
    @nessfinesse3195 3 роки тому +2049

    "0.7% of the daily vocabulary"
    10 year olds on Xbox Live:
    "You underestimate my power!"

    • @myagamingkat
      @myagamingkat 3 роки тому +12

      hahhahahahahHAhahahhahahHhshahhHHAHAHJGHULIEJKRFNERFJKHERBFEJRKBHERHJGB I PLAY ONLINE PS
      3....

    • @rockthrower1847
      @rockthrower1847 3 роки тому +3

      Mya Gaming Kat what

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 3 роки тому +20

      You $^^$ underestimate my $&&$#&& power you little #&& &#& *$*&##% #&&$

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 3 роки тому +4

      Copied

    • @nessfinesse3195
      @nessfinesse3195 3 роки тому +2

      @@jodofly1158 actually I thought of this right when Michael said it in the video, I did see there was a *similar* joke but I still decided to post mine, have a good day sir.

  • @NoahTheRedRem
    @NoahTheRedRem 6 місяців тому +8

    "Turns out people in Ohio were the most likely to use curse words"
    Bro just predicted the future and how you cant have a normal phone call in Ohio💀💀💀

  • @Mr.Vossis
    @Mr.Vossis 7 місяців тому +1

    Finally an answer to the question I’ve had recently

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 роки тому +1861

    0.7% of daily speaking is constituted of bad words.
    Australians: **Laughing profusely**

  • @isaacmeowton
    @isaacmeowton 3 роки тому +3151

    "historically bad words came from things we were afraid of"
    *a s s*

    • @natapatamepatata
      @natapatamepatata 2 роки тому +118

      Shit?
      Hm i guess that makes sense

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 2 роки тому +125

      @@natapatamepatata Well, let me ask you this, the word 'ass' refers to the bottom of the human body but, let me ask you this, where does the 'shit' come from? Now, you might answer the 'ass' but we must first ask, what is the 'ass'? Well, the 'ass refers to the bottom of the human body but, let...

    • @elsuertes1748
      @elsuertes1748 2 роки тому +14

      im the 69 like this epic

    • @metalgames2532
      @metalgames2532 2 роки тому +6

      In Africa ass is a good word

    • @bluehoodieguy7568
      @bluehoodieguy7568 2 роки тому +13

      F*ck 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @Harumy0810
    @Harumy0810 6 місяців тому +3

    Those "bad" words prediction were on point

  • @CJI037
    @CJI037 3 місяці тому +1

    You just know Michael had fun making this video.

  • @disco_oofer
    @disco_oofer 2 роки тому +16549

    Vsauce: swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabulary
    Gordon Ramsey: those are rookie numbers

  • @teddy7799wastaken
    @teddy7799wastaken 8 років тому +30038

    michael, are you in ... prison?

    • @Zyronox
      @Zyronox 8 років тому +452

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite thats what i was thinking

    • @trinacachero5620
      @trinacachero5620 8 років тому +201

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite yeah

    • @musa4539
      @musa4539 8 років тому +701

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite he is. he was caught yelling "fuck tha police" in the middle of the street

    • @lolmaster438
      @lolmaster438 8 років тому +70

      surely not

    • @flourecent-funkey-monkeyri6369
      @flourecent-funkey-monkeyri6369 8 років тому +64

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite I agree

  • @AGCTHEINFAMOUS
    @AGCTHEINFAMOUS 3 місяці тому

    I watched this when I was seven, six years ago. It's great to come back to this guy's channel after so long.

  • @ReddShinii_71
    @ReddShinii_71 7 місяців тому

    Finally my prayers have been answered

  • @tristanjohns5288
    @tristanjohns5288 7 років тому +4757

    Grawlix sounds like it could be a pokemon.

    • @izmeghostly2036
      @izmeghostly2036 7 років тому +137

      I am offended

    • @alfiemcsloytoo3465
      @alfiemcsloytoo3465 7 років тому +276

      Yeah, if Growlithe and Onix had babies xD

    • @smac919
      @smac919 7 років тому +142

      a fire type Onyx would be fucking badass lol

    • @SenseiWu1
      @SenseiWu1 7 років тому +328

      Grawlix used "FUCK YOU BITCH"
      It's super effective, enemy is suicidal!

    • @isaacbinder
      @isaacbinder 7 років тому +36

      That could replace Arcanine

  • @crax7879
    @crax7879 3 роки тому +9172

    "Swear words often came from things we were afraid of"
    Me: *looks at my shit and screams in terror*

    • @Aaron-kk4xy
      @Aaron-kk4xy 3 роки тому +632

      does that mean pornography is a type of horror film?

    • @crax7879
      @crax7879 3 роки тому +680

      @@Aaron-kk4xy it isn't.
      Or is it?
      *Vsauce music plays*

    • @Thot-Slayer-420
      @Thot-Slayer-420 2 роки тому +137

      @@Aaron-kk4xy in the 70’s version of The Wickerman, (a horror film rated 18 for the time) the sex isn’t shown (only heard from another room) but the couple isn’t married.

    • @takedariskk
      @takedariskk 2 роки тому +24

      LMAO

    • @NinjaXavier2
      @NinjaXavier2 2 роки тому +9

      @Mr. Pokhrel vsauce music plays

  • @LeeDrumsVortexMath
    @LeeDrumsVortexMath 7 місяців тому

    Aye, another epic video! Thanks man

  • @magmaspeedcubes
    @magmaspeedcubes 4 місяці тому +2

    Vsauce: In the future, depressed would become a bad word
    School: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of everyone else

  • @tycron2375
    @tycron2375 5 років тому +35968

    Bad words are also bad because youtube will demonitize you

    • @lightningkid8825
      @lightningkid8825 5 років тому +192

      Raining Subliminals it was a joke

    • @blactrov1568
      @blactrov1568 5 років тому +114

      @@oofuwu2666 r/woooosh

    • @lolkid6867
      @lolkid6867 5 років тому +111

      @@lightningkid8825 he knew, he was probably referring to the video.

    • @wspann1967
      @wspann1967 5 років тому +11

      I changed my fucking name How about now kid r/whoosh

    • @marsx3695
      @marsx3695 5 років тому +32

      @@wspann1967 woosh

  • @th-bt6fn
    @th-bt6fn 3 роки тому +557

    "Every second, 22 of them are sent out in Twitter"
    Too little for Twitter.

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 2 роки тому +31

      This video is from 2013 lmao

    • @HashtagIM
      @HashtagIM 2 роки тому +20

      Now 22 people are banned from twitter every second 😂

    • @mkiller9764
      @mkiller9764 2 роки тому +4

      It's only 22 because this was 2013 and cause people still need time to type their swear words of choice

    • @Bubby21
      @Bubby21 2 роки тому +2

      Don’t even Start about Xbox Lobby Chats.

    • @smokeyjoe291
      @smokeyjoe291 2 роки тому

      @@Bubby21 ok

  • @luantrinh9310
    @luantrinh9310 7 місяців тому +1

    when u call customer services u will hear this " to ensure quality service your call may be monitored or recorded"they are not kidding
    -Michael in prison

  • @astroguy5299
    @astroguy5299 4 місяці тому +2

    This guy hasn't aged a day

  • @wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h48
    @wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h48 3 роки тому +2949

    Me: *Stubs my toe*
    Also me: “Ahhhhh DEFECATEEE!!!!!!”

    • @Mmat2016
      @Mmat2016 3 роки тому +18

      Lol

    • @tristenweems5734
      @tristenweems5734 3 роки тому +106

      It’s almost 2:30am. My lady and baby are sleeping, and I just laughed out loud for 10 seconds straight.

    • @DailyDominoes
      @DailyDominoes 3 роки тому +42

      @@patrickmolone938 wtf

    • @itsyoboiivan3255
      @itsyoboiivan3255 3 роки тому +42

      oh *sexual intercourse*

    • @labudig5022
      @labudig5022 3 роки тому +5

      Wow...

  • @themistery8905
    @themistery8905 4 роки тому +1044

    Can't wait to see Ninja swearing "you piece of depression!!"

    • @dpsgeo542
      @dpsgeo542 4 роки тому +12

      Auto corrected defecation?

    • @adrianenterprise5829
      @adrianenterprise5829 4 роки тому +11

      You piece Of fecies

    • @somewhat_human
      @somewhat_human 4 роки тому +17

      The trash you say to me you little depression

    • @emilyrothwell7524
      @emilyrothwell7524 4 роки тому

      Who me?

    • @sonicruled
      @sonicruled 4 роки тому +12

      @@innocentpopsicle6797 What the intercourse did you say to me you little fecal matter

  • @jakeOtheBo
    @jakeOtheBo 2 місяці тому

    This is the first Vsauce video i watched.
    And it was already 10 years old.

  • @izzysmit8064
    @izzysmit8064 3 місяці тому +5

    This is by far the best video I've found regarding the education of swearing with practical applications. Personally, I love swearing with intention or when injury occurs. Now that I have babies, I was concerned about the implications of my own swear use and noticed most videos educate while simultaneously shaming those who choose differently from them. They claim with such conviction that if you swear it's primarily because you are unintelligent or other derogatory labels which I find more offensive than swearing in and of itself.

  • @shakewell42
    @shakewell42 3 роки тому +2787

    The words are just going through a phase, they'll calm down soon.

  • @TheRachaelmburns
    @TheRachaelmburns 3 роки тому +1373

    “Supernatural swears”
    Ghost: oh shit I’m dead

  • @user-zp6mi5nv8c
    @user-zp6mi5nv8c Місяць тому

    I love the the detail on the please and thank you chart they had Mr. Flanders as the polite states and homer as the rude states

  • @user-bd4ef1qk3b
    @user-bd4ef1qk3b 7 місяців тому

    Bro just tought me more than school ever did

  • @abelcastillogomez5349
    @abelcastillogomez5349 Рік тому +11389

    The Ohio memes finally make sense

  • @ClepticTheIdiot
    @ClepticTheIdiot 3 роки тому +6048

    Imagine Vsauce is your dad and you ask why bad words are bad and then he just says everything from this video

  • @Shadowbonyt
    @Shadowbonyt 6 місяців тому +5

    Nine years later and cod lobbies still haven’t learned from this😂

  • @angrymaty50
    @angrymaty50 8 місяців тому

    Whatever I think, is a topic for Vsauce

  • @obliviousidiot.
    @obliviousidiot. 4 роки тому +1194

    No one:
    Kindergarteners:
    “Oooooooh you said a bad word”
    “Oooooh I’m telling the teacher you said bad”

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 4 роки тому +45

      Abraham Jin
      You said it too, am telling

    • @obliviousidiot.
      @obliviousidiot. 4 роки тому +27

      He Is Weird n-no I promise I’ll give you food tomorrow during break

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 4 роки тому +16

      Abraham Jin
      What food?

    • @obliviousidiot.
      @obliviousidiot. 4 роки тому +20

      He Is Weird uhhh uhhhh how bout some uhhhhhh lunchables

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 4 роки тому +18

      Abraham Jin
      Seems legit, deal

  • @shammelhagosojos71
    @shammelhagosojos71 4 роки тому +2133

    "Why are bad words bad?"
    me, an intellectual: because they're not nIcE

    • @danielnielsen73
      @danielnielsen73 4 роки тому +75

      Nicen't words

    • @lanadelreyfan123
      @lanadelreyfan123 4 роки тому +29

      Bad'nt words

    • @MahadevMidhun
      @MahadevMidhun 4 роки тому +7

      ok boomer

    • @Lucas-og5zl
      @Lucas-og5zl 4 роки тому +19

      Mark MRGAMEZ You are the boomer for using an ancient “insult”

    • @risheendab8924
      @risheendab8924 4 роки тому +16

      Mark MRGAMEZ Ok “Sound effect used for explosions in comics and movies” er

  • @NumberKetchup93
    @NumberKetchup93 7 місяців тому

    Why is this so entertaining and informative

  • @Iquitlmfao
    @Iquitlmfao 7 місяців тому +3

    Vsauce is the most out of context.
    Funny.
    Not human but human.
    And informational man in this universe

  • @joeyp.6312
    @joeyp.6312 4 роки тому +552

    "These 10 words make up about 0.7% of the average of a English speakers daily vocabulary"
    Gordon Ramsay: hold my beer

  • @gavinoh7132
    @gavinoh7132 4 роки тому +481

    Gordon Ramsay: *allow me to introduce myself*

  • @tristinstotts2113
    @tristinstotts2113 2 місяці тому

    I love in his videos when he gets to the main point that nice jazzy music starts to play in the background lol

  • @theweirdman1490
    @theweirdman1490 4 місяці тому +3

    You know how old your camera is 10 years to 2024 💀

  • @supmichael
    @supmichael 4 роки тому +820

    Michael: S*ck$
    Me: What's wrong withs socks?

    • @FlimsyAcorn2722
      @FlimsyAcorn2722 4 роки тому +69

      If you glue google eyes on them they become terrorists

    • @prestonbeiler4922
      @prestonbeiler4922 4 роки тому +23

      wait what did he mean in the first place, sucks?

    • @Naitrio
      @Naitrio 4 роки тому

      @Gabeen dont make me alert the no cussing police

    • @4d-sucuklu
      @4d-sucuklu 4 роки тому +8

      @Gabeen this guy was looking for somebody who doesn't understand the joke so he could be the cool guy but he couldn't find one
      So he attacked a random guy

    • @RustyRayWay
      @RustyRayWay 4 роки тому +3

      That’s legit what I thought, but also the word sucks isn’t a bad word either.

  • @cmc4448
    @cmc4448 3 роки тому +926

    0:00 POV you're in a prison cell and michael busted through the ceiling to talk to you about swearing

  • @LeoTerrell-lf6zy
    @LeoTerrell-lf6zy 6 місяців тому +2

    0:21
    this aged well

  • @izysly6924
    @izysly6924 7 місяців тому +1

    Prison is just a place we go in our mind.

  • @Nicholasgoatifi6
    @Nicholasgoatifi6 3 роки тому +794

    Micheal: what makes a word bad?
    UA-cam: *D E M O N I T I Z E D*

  • @Thenamesjamo
    @Thenamesjamo 3 роки тому +789

    Me explaining to my mom why I cursed when I stubbed my toe:

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 роки тому +12

      Underrated

    • @TheDisturbingPanda
      @TheDisturbingPanda 3 роки тому +7

      Hahah

    • @HiddenCuts88
      @HiddenCuts88 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @sjcaljames
      @sjcaljames 3 роки тому +4

      Title: why is bad words bad?
      Me: i just think its bad cuz its called bad word lol

    • @syitix
      @syitix 3 роки тому +5

      @Jaster Thanks for the compliment

  • @RamartiAndFamily
    @RamartiAndFamily 6 місяців тому

    The ending was too perfect!

  • @satyamsagar8320
    @satyamsagar8320 7 місяців тому

    9 years after this information is online...

  • @rileym1862
    @rileym1862 6 років тому +663

    Why are *bad* words *bad*
    UA-cam: *demonetised*

    • @blackcat6309
      @blackcat6309 6 років тому +28

      Riley M i hope one day demonetised also becomes a bad word😂
      P.S. UA-cam would have to censor itself!!!

    • @edgarboi442
      @edgarboi442 6 років тому +26

      *steps on lego barefoot*
      DEMONETIZED!!!

    • @killuman637
      @killuman637 6 років тому +2

      Riley M you edited it and you still spelled demonetized wrong

    • @levicusx
      @levicusx 6 років тому +2

      Chill out Mr(s) Proud-To-Spell-With-Zs-Instead-Of-Ss, demonetised is ONE correct spelling - the UKE spelling.

    • @Jwrry1
      @Jwrry1 6 років тому

      You too Riley M

  • @HeyGeesh
    @HeyGeesh 4 роки тому +959

    "But Mr. Krabs were just using our sentence enhancers!"

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 4 роки тому +31

      Oh I see, you are man of the culture as well

    • @sovietsnake4726
      @sovietsnake4726 4 роки тому +19

      @@deadpan904 Oh I see, you are a man of culture as well

    • @Airy101skibidibopmmnndada
      @Airy101skibidibopmmnndada 4 роки тому +15

      An Edgy Retard Oh I see, your A man of culture as well

    • @milo-sq3sd
      @milo-sq3sd 4 роки тому +11

      @@@Airy101skibidibopmmnndada Oh I see, you're a man of culture as well

    • @scoutseltzer3938
      @scoutseltzer3938 4 роки тому +10

      @@milo-sq3sd Oh I see, you're a man of culture as well

  • @GroundFrogisafrogontheground
    @GroundFrogisafrogontheground 7 місяців тому +1

    Ironic that "Bad" can be considered bad lol

  • @MrPorkChop_9775
    @MrPorkChop_9775 8 місяців тому +2

    I wish this man was my teacher