Do Chairs Exist?

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 49 тис.

  • @georgecarter6978
    @georgecarter6978 2 роки тому +7010

    No officer I didnt kill him, I just arranged his simples dead-wise.

    • @nixietubes
      @nixietubes 2 роки тому +93

      a bit of the old ultra voilence

    • @ThePrufessa
      @ThePrufessa 2 роки тому +36

      @@nixietubes based on what we learned in this video how would a bit of the old in and out be categorized?

    • @nixietubes
      @nixietubes 2 роки тому +13

      @@ThePrufessa matter

    • @thePWNmaster5
      @thePWNmaster5 2 роки тому +80

      I simply killed this matter while it was humaning

    • @ThePrufessa
      @ThePrufessa 2 роки тому +5

      @@nixietubes sex is matter?

  • @gyrotwist6335
    @gyrotwist6335 2 роки тому +10697

    Other mammals: “Must get food to survive.”
    Humans: “Do chairs exist?”

    • @mother722
      @mother722 2 роки тому +177

      *michael

    • @garyt6931
      @garyt6931 2 роки тому +605

      Our species has successfully survived all that is left is to explore what life really is

    • @Ryan-xh7pe
      @Ryan-xh7pe 2 роки тому +187

      @@garyt6931 that’s a cool way to see it

    • @muircat13
      @muircat13 2 роки тому +105

      @@garyt6931 there's always the next great barrier
      enjoy the viewpoint tho

    • @MrJeekz
      @MrJeekz 2 роки тому +58

      Not sure what you're trying to imply but the fact that we can ask such profound questions is much more important than basic survival. Survival is the most primitive form of existence.

  • @BrutalJambon
    @BrutalJambon 4 місяці тому +957

    "I am Death and I am the scattering" is really not how I thought a video about chairs existence would end but I'm here for it

  • @WhiteNucklin
    @WhiteNucklin 3 місяці тому +399

    “I am death and I AM the scattering.”
    Metal lyrics

    • @yourboy_Vox
      @yourboy_Vox 2 місяці тому +6

      I need to write a metal song based on that 😭

    • @iwannagohoooooomeeeah
      @iwannagohoooooomeeeah Місяць тому

      @@yourboy_VoxVox?

    • @CoffeeAddict-nv7qb
      @CoffeeAddict-nv7qb 10 днів тому +1

      @@yourboy_Vox VOX?! (sorry its almost 2AM and i have an unhealthy obsession with him)

  • @drawinglikeasir
    @drawinglikeasir 2 роки тому +9805

    * sees title *
    * Sees 37 minute runtime *
    Whoo boy, here we go again

    • @SmplyBoi
      @SmplyBoi 2 роки тому +42

      True I feel that

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad 2 роки тому +23

      To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
      My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams..

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad 2 роки тому +5

      I uploaded my Face Reveal....

    • @thesomeone2932
      @thesomeone2932 2 роки тому +3

      same shit

    • @irikrosota1852
      @irikrosota1852 2 роки тому +31

      @@LightningSquad no one cares

  • @TNinja0
    @TNinja0 2 роки тому +1209

    "Michael, take a seat, we need to talk"
    "Do chairs exists?"
    "MICHAEL"

    • @theredghost9368
      @theredghost9368 2 роки тому +38

      I want some kind of series where Michael is in an insane asylum and constantly does stuff just like that

    • @ErikUden
      @ErikUden 2 роки тому +21

      @@theredghost9368 literally the vsauce UA-cam channel

    • @jaykoerner
      @jaykoerner 2 роки тому +19

      Then he pulls a slice of cheese from his shirt

    • @thatgreenguyplayer2
      @thatgreenguyplayer2 2 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of the "what its like to be married to Neil degrasse tyson" sketch done by Key and Peele

    • @ErikUden
      @ErikUden 2 роки тому

      @@thatgreenguyplayer2 so true

  • @pandabro4235
    @pandabro4235 3 місяці тому +301

    The line “I am not a thing that dies and then scatters; I am death and I am the scattering” is now one of my favorite quotes and it comes from a video debating the existence of chairs

  • @SpartanMJO12
    @SpartanMJO12 3 місяці тому +81

    The answer I took from this is "it is what it is if it's useful". A random scattering of pipes doesn't have a name because it's not useful to give it a name, but together it's scaffolding

    • @balbs100
      @balbs100 27 днів тому +5

      This is my view on it. Simples are the only thing that exist. Chairs dont exist. But its useful to pretend theres no vagueness and that chairs do exist.

    • @wigginx
      @wigginx 16 днів тому

      I think you mean plumbing.

  • @pugalugs9128
    @pugalugs9128 2 роки тому +6042

    I love how the chair is just sitting there not debating it's existence

    • @josieposiec268
      @josieposiec268 2 роки тому +267

      how do u know, maybe we just cant hear it

    • @examname9477
      @examname9477 2 роки тому +1

      🪑

    • @Sweezi
      @Sweezi 2 роки тому +193

      or is it?

    • @A_combustible_lemon
      @A_combustible_lemon 2 роки тому +111

      I mean what’s it gonna do about it?
      Have an identity crisis? Exactly.

    • @adityashandilya2789
      @adityashandilya2789 2 роки тому +46

      It wanted to but John cena wouldn't get up from it!

  • @FlyingKitty900
    @FlyingKitty900 2 роки тому +36763

    Another certified hood classic

  • @elmo2706
    @elmo2706 4 місяці тому +163

    How can this man taste a chair, pull a spoon out of his shirt, and pull a slice of cheese out of his shirt, and yet teach us things others struggle to.

    • @wasp795
      @wasp795 Місяць тому +5

      because he is michael and he can just do that

    • @Soap208
      @Soap208 14 днів тому

      because he is michael and he can just do that

    • @St0rm_da_c4lico
      @St0rm_da_c4lico 11 днів тому

      Because He is michael and he can just do that

    • @TazJustTaz
      @TazJustTaz 9 днів тому

      because he is michael and he can just do that

    • @pleasequack5431
      @pleasequack5431 3 дні тому

      because he is michael and he can just do that

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp Місяць тому +68

    It feels so much better when this conversation is happening outside of my head for a change. Also, "thank you for watching?" Did you just call me a watch? I don't have time for that kind of confusion.

  • @timondimare1976
    @timondimare1976 Рік тому +5445

    Michael: do chairs exist?
    Michael 30 minutes later: I am death

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 роки тому +16541

    his sense of humor is still as good as always

    • @vitaminluke5597
      @vitaminluke5597 2 роки тому +146

      I remember the old days when he dressed as a bearded nun in Lady Gaga parodies. The old Michael was indeed always this bizarre.
      Edit: I wrote this BEFORE watching the part when he mentioned this video! I always thought he was hiding from his past, but I guess not.

    • @admrfq41
      @admrfq41 2 роки тому +91

      sus out

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 2 роки тому +47

      @@admrfq41
      Sus in?
      Sussin?

    • @huzaifakhurram2024
      @huzaifakhurram2024 2 роки тому +18

      I think it's getting better with every plank second

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 2 роки тому +13

      @@admrfq41 The more sus they become
      NO HE DIDN'T OH MY GOD I DO NOT PARTAKE IN THIS

  • @megacuck5970
    @megacuck5970 4 місяці тому +129

    What an awesome way to start 2024, studying human thought and existentialism watching Vsauce at 1am.

    • @Xetarine
      @Xetarine 4 місяці тому +2

      same

    • @2msvalkyrie529
      @2msvalkyrie529 2 місяці тому

      Watching The Simpsons would
      probably be more beneficial .?

    • @yourboy_Vox
      @yourboy_Vox 2 місяці тому

      It's 1am for me rn 💀

    • @80llo
      @80llo Місяць тому +1

      @@2msvalkyrie529probably not,but benificial is not objective

  • @numptaloid
    @numptaloid Місяць тому +28

    "alleged chair" is going on my gravestone

  • @whitedinosaur45
    @whitedinosaur45 2 роки тому +1466

    Michael at the beginning: "Do chairs exist?"
    Michael at the end: "I am death"

    • @cultistsash
      @cultistsash 2 роки тому +38

      Basically everyone at the end of philosophy undergrad.

    • @TTTTCJGKS
      @TTTTCJGKS 2 роки тому +7

      Underrated comment

    • @bryanrhodes369
      @bryanrhodes369 2 роки тому +6

      Sounds like the Baghavad Gita to me

    • @flaviolepri5539
      @flaviolepri5539 2 роки тому +4

      That's what I call a quality anthagonist arc.

    • @dillpickle3654
      @dillpickle3654 2 роки тому +9

      Oppenheimer type beat

  • @ScenicFights
    @ScenicFights 2 роки тому +1907

    I spent 37 minutes questioning what I'm sitting on.

    • @judicatorhurayth1927
      @judicatorhurayth1927 2 роки тому +2

      I think the as you are!

    • @tehboi2433
      @tehboi2433 2 роки тому +31

      Good thing im on a toilet and not a chair

    • @judicatorhurayth1927
      @judicatorhurayth1927 2 роки тому +3

      @@tehboi2433 which one? A sitting version or a Cultch version?

    • @warrenarnold
      @warrenarnold 2 роки тому +1

      Hey, wait i know the answer to this, you gotta give it to me.
      ..... ....Guys, i have just discovered that Chairs do exist!?!?! Whoaaaahhh
      How were you surviving before my discovery!?!? Geez, yaall dumb😅 hihi

    • @haakman123
      @haakman123 2 роки тому +6

      @@tehboi2433 Is a toilet not just a chair with a hole that goes into a pipe?

  • @JeremyRight-zi4yp
    @JeremyRight-zi4yp 3 місяці тому +19

    I'm surprised you never mentioned Plato's ontology. Throughout the whole video my brain was crying for it, this would solve so many of the posed questions!
    Plato would probably say a chair is a piece of furniture for one person to sit and lean back on. What happens if you remove some atoms from it? If you can sit on it, it's still a chair. When does it stop being a chair? When you can no longer sit on it.

    • @safrockparticles527
      @safrockparticles527 22 дні тому +2

      I agree he did not talk about the purpose.

    • @royalninja2823
      @royalninja2823 8 днів тому +4

      That's extremely easily refuted, though. For any definition, you can find an object that clearly SHOULD be included in the definition but isn't, or something that SHOULDN'T but is. By your definition a bar stool isn't a chair and an examination table is.
      Hell, there's a famous example of this in popular consciousness; Plato's definition for a man was a featherless biped, so Diogenes came out with a plucked chicken yelling "BEHOLD, A MAN!" You may as well not even entertain the idea of existence through definition unless you go to the extreme he brings up in this video.

    • @ayumuchorizo4486
      @ayumuchorizo4486 6 днів тому +2

      If we're gonna follow what you say, that would make me think that a wall is a chair because I can lean my back on it and be in a sitting position - oh, same goes for the floor or the ground. Wait, so the whole surface of the Earth is a Chair??? A PERSON is a chair because you **can** sit on them! Does that mean horses, camels, and elephants are ALL chairs as well because we actually sit on them, on purpose, for travel? Are cars and bicycles just... "moving chairs"?
      We can go on and on, but at this point, almost everything can be called a chair. Then does **it** really exist? Because by that logic a "chair" becomes a concept we apply to things but not a thing itself. So the object in the thumbnail and what is beside Micheal is not 'a' chair but an assembled wooden frame that can function as the chair. I can also conclude then that the same wooden frame is a table because I can use the square surface to place my dinner so I can eat. Oh look, now it's actually just a Table which we happen to sit on.
      Doesn't seem like that line of thought sufficiently answers the question imo! 😂

    • @pyramidteam9961
      @pyramidteam9961 6 днів тому +1

      _sits on a chicken_
      behold
      plato’s chair

  • @bugbbear
    @bugbbear 28 днів тому +13

    i never thought “i am death” would be a comforting statement

  • @mustakaapu
    @mustakaapu 2 роки тому +2066

    Vsauce: "Do chairs exist?"
    2 million people sitting on a chair: "Hmm interesting"

    • @DS-uj3bt
      @DS-uj3bt 2 роки тому +9

      Lol..very under rated comment

    • @miguelbenavides9160
      @miguelbenavides9160 2 роки тому +40

      But are those 2 million people actually "people" or atoms people-ing

    • @undyingjin5968
      @undyingjin5968 2 роки тому +10

      @@miguelbenavides9160 are those atoms atoms or are they atoms atom-ing

    • @Pandidolod
      @Pandidolod 2 роки тому +10

      That's a big chair

    • @scoopshort
      @scoopshort 2 роки тому +19

      *laughs in bed*

  • @fish4716
    @fish4716 9 місяців тому +8306

    Michael in 2017: Fewer than 3 days in isolation can cause brain damage. I will be staying in this room for 3 days.
    Michael in 2022: Do chairs exist?

    • @xxxkratosxxx9232
      @xxxkratosxxx9232 9 місяців тому +177

      if u take it as a joke,just a 37min video.
      if you try to understand deep, you'll question your life, concusiness, etc

    • @AltiumYT
      @AltiumYT 8 місяців тому +148

      Sounds like 2017's theory was correct, proven by himself

    • @salaxim6027
      @salaxim6027 8 місяців тому +84

      @@xxxkratosxxx9232 ahh yes concusiness

    • @carlos-zy7vx
      @carlos-zy7vx 8 місяців тому

      ​@@salaxim6027concussy

    • @XFGHL78E
      @XFGHL78E 8 місяців тому +44

      I mean, that kind of proves what he said in 2017...it just takes 5 years for the damage to be shown

  • @tinovelez6601
    @tinovelez6601 5 місяців тому +15

    at 31:39 Michael says “some” at the exact same pitch as the beginning of all star by smash mouth

    • @Taffles-hh9cu
      @Taffles-hh9cu Місяць тому +5

      “how can i know if someone has perfect pitch?”

    • @sevenayashinedown1283
      @sevenayashinedown1283 Місяць тому

      I scrolled through the comments and am now relieved that a person four months ago came to the same realization I had five minutes ago. "Some..." Of course if we ever shared an atom at some point, then I came to the realization four months ago before I realized I ever watched this video...I really need to go back to bed.

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 18 днів тому

      Need an edit of this

    • @manfroze
      @manfroze 8 днів тому

      I swear that’s intentional

  • @Pizzaroll669
    @Pizzaroll669 4 місяці тому +14

    I like how he would talk about the most random thing that nobody would think of to talk about for halve an hour. Now that’s what I call, “Creativity.”

  • @Saronite
    @Saronite 2 роки тому +2138

    Two ontological antirealists walk into a bunch of atoms arranged bar-wise.

    • @Andrew-jj6er
      @Andrew-jj6er 2 роки тому +39

      Good one lol.

    • @anuj8825
      @anuj8825 2 роки тому +87

      A few atoms ontologically humaning move to another bunch of atoms bar-ing.
      Where, atoms = simples atoming

    • @r3ked272
      @r3ked272 2 роки тому +50

      A mereological universalist then walks in, and forms a group of the universalist, the simples arranged ontological antirealist-wise, and my front door. Then the bartender asks them to stop arguing and order their damn drinks.

    • @yvanstevenaclan1579
      @yvanstevenaclan1579 2 роки тому +10

      Oh my god😭 these guys

    • @SuperAzeton
      @SuperAzeton 2 роки тому +8

      @@anuj8825 I think you mean. Ontologically speaking a few simples humaning inbar a bunch of simples bar-ing.

  • @mattawan1000
    @mattawan1000 2 роки тому +2290

    Some random guy: "Do chairs exist?"
    Me: "Yeah of course. What are you, stupid?"
    Michael: "Do chairs exist?"
    Me: "I have no idea"

    • @unicorn7171
      @unicorn7171 2 роки тому +56

      Yesn't 🤔

    • @AdamThoba2
      @AdamThoba2 2 роки тому +1

      remember this is the same guy who thought the universe was created last Thursday. Bullshit.

    • @_P0tat07_
      @_P0tat07_ 2 роки тому +1

      420th like. Nice.

    • @limesandlemons1367
      @limesandlemons1367 2 роки тому +40

      @@AdamThoba2 It's just a theorem, no need to be so upset.

    • @jonbowman7686
      @jonbowman7686 2 роки тому +25

      @@AdamThoba2 you're gonna wanna watch that video again bud

  • @dmboiler6333
    @dmboiler6333 2 місяці тому +15

    i cant wait for vinesauce to become a dad and explain every question his son asks him like this

  • @soraelkiasking2790
    @soraelkiasking2790 9 днів тому +3

    I've seen this video more than 5 times, it hunts my nights since the day it was uploaded...

  • @gamerparker123
    @gamerparker123 2 роки тому +1542

    Alternate Title: Michael bullies a chair by questioning it’s existence for 37 minutes and 53 seconds

    • @RogerBarraud
      @RogerBarraud 2 роки тому +35

      Sequel: Chair confesses and submits to ree-education.

    • @gamerparker123
      @gamerparker123 2 роки тому +1

      @@RogerBarraud lol 😂

    • @gehenidjiddi6547
      @gehenidjiddi6547 2 роки тому +1

      This comment made me realise how long the video is. I wasn't ready for this lol.

    • @johnsherfey3675
      @johnsherfey3675 2 роки тому

      @@RogerBarraud I'm dying from laughter!

    • @iiomqfaderz
      @iiomqfaderz 2 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @ObjectsInMotion
    @ObjectsInMotion 2 роки тому +1297

    *Michael:* "Things are sus"
    *Also Michael:* "I am death, and I am the scattering."

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 2 роки тому +15

      I read this as he says the second part

    • @artratengo3685
      @artratengo3685 2 роки тому +9

      "wise words of stuff michael-ing"- Sun Tzu

    • @artratengo3685
      @artratengo3685 2 роки тому +1

      @@figo3554 same

    • @angelramirez936
      @angelramirez936 2 роки тому +5

      "I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger." - same vibe

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 2 роки тому +7

      @@artratengo3685 you mean "wise words of stuff Micheal-ing" -stuff sun tsu-ing

  • @tehangrybird345
    @tehangrybird345 5 місяців тому +52

    Sir this is a Wendy’s

  • @13lood13ath
    @13lood13ath 6 місяців тому +7

    The paper is the material.
    The crane is the shape.
    The unfolded paper is now in the shape of a rectangle and while both the rectangle and crane are made of the same material, the shapes are different.

  • @Th3Birdman
    @Th3Birdman 2 роки тому +3845

    Be honest Mike- there was LSD on that chair, wasn’t there?

    • @ShaniAce
      @ShaniAce 2 роки тому +177

      No the chair IS the LSD!

    • @chummysomething9828
      @chummysomething9828 2 роки тому +99

      @@ShaniAce or is the LSD the chair?

    • @faztznya5207
      @faztznya5207 2 роки тому +77

      @@chummysomething9828 is the lsd a chair, or is the lsd chair-ri?

    • @boardingurban
      @boardingurban 2 роки тому +36

      I was on ls d and saw this and I was like is this guy even serious right now

    • @ethancory6127
      @ethancory6127 2 роки тому +12

      Nothing like sitting with Lucy

  • @plewis9
    @plewis9 3 місяці тому +8

    Watching this video as Amie Thomasson’s daughter was so surreal! Not only was my mom cited as an expert, Whenever he cited another expert, I was like “oh, yeah, he came to our house for dinner; I baked a cake for him…” and so on. Plus all of the books in the video are literally in my house right now. Also, my mom loves that you put her in a video, and says she’s now a UA-cam star!

  • @jaxxinator5999
    @jaxxinator5999 6 місяців тому +8

    Wonderful video Michael. One thing I would say is that to me a composite object 'exists' as long as it is more that the sum of it's parts. Okay, you might ask, but what do I mean by this? It means that it has some property for which the simples it contains are more important than the simples it doesn't contain. E.g. the atoms that make up a chair are important in allowing you to rest your butt on it. Existence is therefore a state of being in relation to an intelligence e.g. us. Stuff enters our horizon of understanding and things come into existence. I would not consider the 'incar' to exist because it does have any unique properties that cannot be understood be considering the garage and car separately.

  • @MartinPoulter
    @MartinPoulter 2 роки тому +11553

    I spent a total of eleven years as a philosophy student and got two degrees. This is by far the best explanation of ontology I've ever seen.

    • @Mentox2
      @Mentox2 2 роки тому +174

      I dont think so, its biased (towards naturalism and physicalism) and overly simplistic.
      And his attempt at a solution to the issues raised by composition are unsatisfactory.

    • @MTETELEVISION
      @MTETELEVISION 2 роки тому +564

      @@Mentox2 no

    • @TKOfromJohn
      @TKOfromJohn 2 роки тому +287

      @@Mentox2 Shhhh let people enjoy things

    • @MartinPoulter
      @MartinPoulter 2 роки тому +873

      @@Mentox2 It's literally an introduction to the subject for a general audience. Show me an explanation which isn't "overly simplistic" and which is similarly accessible.

    • @tchaffman
      @tchaffman 2 роки тому +677

      @@Mentox2 Accessibility doesn't make your ideas overly simplistic. Striving for complexity to be seen as profound doesn't make you a brighter or deeper thinker, it just makes you a moron. Being able to translate your abstract ideas in a rich and interesting way that resonates with everyday people shows a higher level of mastery and understanding.

  • @Khafaji
    @Khafaji 2 роки тому +7750

    Love how there no context behind the title but i am ready for vsauce to convince me chairs don't exist...

    • @leovy7227
      @leovy7227 2 роки тому +83

      titles are always the context of everything.

    • @swordigo
      @swordigo 2 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @its_lucky252
      @its_lucky252 2 роки тому +65

      He can convince you that up is down

    • @The-toast
      @The-toast 2 роки тому +69

      Somebody needs to stop this man, he clearly holds too much power

    • @dakaripro
      @dakaripro 2 роки тому +11

      i swear i saved this just so i can be convinced later

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 14 днів тому +1

    I feel like this is just the argument between Plato and Aristotle on Plato's idea of the forms but refined with thousands of years of thinking from a lot of different people.

  • @mbsfilms7749
    @mbsfilms7749 День тому +1

    Only Vsauce would drop a 40 minute documentary on whether chairs exist or not.

  • @momofcjmt4
    @momofcjmt4 2 роки тому +1600

    “I am death, and I am the scattering”
    Nice to see Michael’s slow evolution into an Eldritch God is proceeding apace.

    • @kiera8836
      @kiera8836 2 роки тому +25

      bet it's the ayahuasca he did

    • @daelinblack6681
      @daelinblack6681 2 роки тому +22

      Dude I swear he is the ideal psychonaut. A real intellectual that is experimenting, not using. I only wish we could get another Golden age of more natural psychopharmacology, more Hoffmans and Mckennas that educate rather than simply encourage.

    • @kultw1837
      @kultw1837 2 роки тому +10

      it was really comforting ending tho

    • @aansedar3020
      @aansedar3020 2 роки тому +5

      Can't wait for this stuff to get out of context.

    • @Thatonedude917
      @Thatonedude917 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds like Coheed lyrics

  • @onionenthusiast9832
    @onionenthusiast9832 2 роки тому +1769

    “Do chairs exist.”
    37 minutes
    Yeah why not

    • @drprocrastinate4719
      @drprocrastinate4719 2 роки тому +12

      Was it worth it?

    • @eelonmusk2050
      @eelonmusk2050 2 роки тому +39

      @@drprocrastinate4719 totally

    • @subieasunayuuki
      @subieasunayuuki 2 роки тому +8

      Who knows if they truly exist. We think they do but they actually exist?

    • @omega73115
      @omega73115 2 роки тому +6

      I thought the answer was no, its just a bunch of matter chairing

    • @cr1t1cs92
      @cr1t1cs92 2 роки тому

      yea

  • @guilhermesviech4610
    @guilhermesviech4610 2 місяці тому +3

    i love that note that plays when the chair appears so much

  • @user-iu1ft6xi1i
    @user-iu1ft6xi1i 5 місяців тому +8

    I truly believe that it is your choice/definition of things defined by what you have experienced and your personality.

  • @josephweimer2859
    @josephweimer2859 2 роки тому +3227

    I’m relieved to know I’m not the only one who has been skeptical of chairs my entire life.

    • @esphyxia
      @esphyxia 2 роки тому +76

      Yes. I think they are decoys. There are just too many chairs in the world. I feel a rebellion amidst

    • @MrCockburger1212
      @MrCockburger1212 2 роки тому +47

      ever have that feeling your chairs in your house are watching you?

    • @dametocosita4994
      @dametocosita4994 2 роки тому +35

      But what are you skeptical of? I mean do chairs even exist? Do you exist? Do I exist? Am I having an existential crisis? Or is it just simples arranged me-wise having existential crisis? 🤔

    • @Darkenssf7436
      @Darkenssf7436 2 роки тому +9

      The comments are so serious lol

    • @t-827
      @t-827 2 роки тому +1

      Bueno

  • @AldrichNaiborhu
    @AldrichNaiborhu 2 роки тому +5551

    Michael is like that one friend who you don't hear from much, but at 3 AM, he'll start sending you links to the secrets of the universe before he disappears into the night again.

    • @tsepollewellyn8631
      @tsepollewellyn8631 2 роки тому +97

      That person sounds amazing!

    • @monkey6028
      @monkey6028 2 роки тому +92

      I want a friend like that

    • @jensvanbockstal429
      @jensvanbockstal429 2 роки тому +24

      I am that friend the difference is I use it to make my friend mire awake and up for the school day as we are sriving in the bus

    • @thesteambreaker9449
      @thesteambreaker9449 2 роки тому +19

      I want friends at all

    • @bulbasaur5190
      @bulbasaur5190 2 роки тому +6

      Sounds like me
      Yea i am this weird kid

  • @MrsSiwik
    @MrsSiwik 4 місяці тому +5

    Thank you for making this video. I will need to watch it many more times to hopefully try to grasp all points. But, just from watching once I have to say, it is the best and most important video you've ever made. Cheers to you!

  • @Ai_Unkown
    @Ai_Unkown 26 днів тому +1

    I love how you bring us along for the ride of figuring it out.

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 2 роки тому +9442

    Can’t wait for Vsauce to debunk how gaming chairs don’t make you a better gamer in the next video

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 2 роки тому +91

      Chad

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad 2 роки тому +41

      To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
      My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams.

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad 2 роки тому +4

      I uploaded my Face Reveal...

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova 2 роки тому +47

      Wait, they don't?

    • @hpermutation4439
      @hpermutation4439 2 роки тому +18

      Haha very funny 😐

  • @refreshedog4860
    @refreshedog4860 2 роки тому +1467

    This tells us a lot about Michael's grudge against chairs.

    • @Treddian
      @Treddian 2 роки тому +34

      *sigh* You're accusing Micheal of begrudging something he doesn't even believe in.

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 2 роки тому +9

      @Spiderman you fool, what if the office has a chaise lounge like in the cartoons? it’s practically a chair-couch-bed hybrid!

    • @aniksamiurrahman6365
      @aniksamiurrahman6365 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine learning all sort of philosophy just bcoz one doesn't like chairs.

    • @fr0zeNid
      @fr0zeNid 2 роки тому +6

      Honey wake up new Michael chair grudge lore just dropped

    • @alrex96
      @alrex96 2 роки тому +3

      Says alot about society

  • @goldenowl6778
    @goldenowl6778 5 місяців тому +8

    bros legs are 100% asleep

  • @epicshinji9258
    @epicshinji9258 5 місяців тому +2

    10:24 spelling error (subtitles)

  • @habie147
    @habie147 2 роки тому +9507

    Finally, Michael exposing the lies of Big Chair.

    • @brindur
      @brindur 2 роки тому +68

      You, in all truth are the Big chair. Be scared.

    • @bibbob_
      @bibbob_ 2 роки тому +27

      HABIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

    • @Justlilmonster
      @Justlilmonster 2 роки тому +5

      HABIE DADDY NICE SEEING U HERE

    • @Tom_Darippa
      @Tom_Darippa 2 роки тому +15

      Wait... You actually takeoff the vr headset and watch youtube? weird.

    • @rageanoid4867
      @rageanoid4867 2 роки тому +1

      Hi Habie!

  • @nucleargameplay6818
    @nucleargameplay6818 2 роки тому +991

    Can't believe this man is powerful enough to unironically say "sus" and not be seen as cringe.

    • @Dringer
      @Dringer 2 роки тому +14

      Time stamp pls?

    • @Dringer
      @Dringer 2 роки тому +20

      1:14

    • @Dringer
      @Dringer 2 роки тому +13

      Oh ty

    • @TheInfamouspif
      @TheInfamouspif 2 роки тому +3

      I cringed. and this man down here didnt pay attention to the first minute and half apparently

    • @nucleargameplay6818
      @nucleargameplay6818 2 роки тому +50

      @@Dringer did, did you just thank yourself?

  • @Chaosthehedgehog790
    @Chaosthehedgehog790 20 годин тому

    A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces.
    A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.

  • @ashleigh423
    @ashleigh423 12 днів тому +1

    Ok but that intro was captivating as hell

  • @ghoulbuster1
    @ghoulbuster1 2 роки тому +470

    "I'm not a thing that dies and becomes scattered, I _am_ death, and I _am_ the scattering."
    -Vsauce Michael, 2021, Famous Philosopher

    • @DanKaschel
      @DanKaschel 2 роки тому +31

      I am death arranged scatter-wise

    • @melodykuromibebbies2138
      @melodykuromibebbies2138 2 роки тому +2

      which is fascinating imo

    • @bradlfsh
      @bradlfsh 2 роки тому +9

      Micheal is the one who knocks

    • @deivisony
      @deivisony 2 роки тому

      Michael Oppenheimer

    • @bucketheadkfc
      @bucketheadkfc 2 роки тому +5

      @@DanKaschel "I am death arranged scatter-wise" is one of the most satisfying arrangement of words that I've seen in a long time.

  • @grunt2376
    @grunt2376 2 роки тому +860

    the fact Vsauce has just accepted his meme status as an insane internet genius yet still manages to be so informative is just *Chefs kiss*

  • @theEwanGH
    @theEwanGH 12 днів тому +2

    Vsauce is the only person to explain why chairs exist for 37 minutes 💀

  • @isaacdanoob2434
    @isaacdanoob2434 2 роки тому +598

    Me: Stops paying attention for 5 seconds
    Michael: *GUNKY*

  • @soulslvr9562
    @soulslvr9562 2 роки тому +1801

    I love how Michael is just welcoming the horror aspect the internet has given him over the years

    • @soulslvr9562
      @soulslvr9562 2 роки тому +72

      @@JoeyIsGlowey TLDR the internet has made Michael seem to be an eldrich scp that cannot be contained. And hes playing along to it

    • @pattherick6875
      @pattherick6875 2 роки тому +22

      @@soulslvr9562 haha your tldr is as long as your original 😂

    • @soulslvr9562
      @soulslvr9562 2 роки тому +37

      @@pattherick6875 ah ha! You are wrong! ITS EVEN LONGER!!! MUHAHAHA

  • @jakechapman3161
    @jakechapman3161 9 днів тому +1

    Man thanks for making these videos. I had only one science teacher who would actually make full lessons on the questions I had in an interesting way. He was my favorite teacher and you are very similar. Keep questioning everything and sharing your thoughts we value them a lot. Have a good day vsauce.

  • @washcode9613
    @washcode9613 3 місяці тому +1

    I got to take a seminar taught by Van Inwagen in college where we went over his book, and it was fascinating! Really interesting to question the limits of how we define the world around us

  • @LTDLimiTeD1995
    @LTDLimiTeD1995 2 роки тому +947

    "I am death, and I am the scattering" -- Most metal thing Michael has ever said.

    • @izzymosley1970
      @izzymosley1970 2 роки тому +21

      Someone needs a power scale Michael off of that statement that he just made there about him being death and the scattering how powerful does this make Michael if we take what he said literally.

    • @snoski
      @snoski 2 роки тому +17

      I am become death, the destroyer of worlds

    • @astro_lane
      @astro_lane 2 роки тому

      that’s literally exactly what i said

    • @Paravoid
      @Paravoid 2 роки тому +1

      @@izzymosley1970 If he is death itself than that already makes him beyond everything that is capable of dying (because in the end he’ll outlive everything). If this is true then he is at least multiversal+

    • @The-Secret-Dragon
      @The-Secret-Dragon 2 роки тому +6

      out of context vsauce just got a lot more intimidating

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 2 роки тому +21934

    Intro was the best psychological horror thriller I've seen in years. Thanks Mike

  • @pleappleappleap
    @pleappleappleap 5 днів тому +1

    I don't agree that believing that the chair exists leads to paradox. I think the answer to the paradox is, "You're overthinking it."

  • @Super_Saiyan_Ginger
    @Super_Saiyan_Ginger Місяць тому +2

    I'm only like 20min in, but I posit "quantum frame." Everything can be and is a simple, a composite and more all at once, and it's only by observing a specific frame of space and time that these things collapse into a state.

  • @fireredgaming1
    @fireredgaming1 2 роки тому +883

    “What’s your job?”
    Vsauce: giving people existential crisis with chairs

    • @donut6789
      @donut6789 2 роки тому

      FiRsT!!1!1!1!1

    • @MrSwag-zv3pg
      @MrSwag-zv3pg 2 роки тому +4

      There's no such thing as an existential crisis!

    • @blazer6972
      @blazer6972 2 роки тому +6

      @@MrSwag-zv3pg ... uh... mmm... that.... ok....

    • @LuizHRDC
      @LuizHRDC 2 роки тому +3

      But what IS your job?

    • @CathTheGinger
      @CathTheGinger 2 роки тому

      More like giving chairs an existential crisis

  • @venompogg4231
    @venompogg4231 2 роки тому +5701

    Michel is the only man who can ask the question “do chairs really exist” and explain it for 40 mins and make me believe that Chairs don’t exist

    • @BrazilianImperialist
      @BrazilianImperialist 2 роки тому +61

      You have to start thinking more than

    • @saifmohamed2967
      @saifmohamed2967 2 роки тому +57

      He is the smartest conspiracy theorist out there

    • @gabrielr8430
      @gabrielr8430 2 роки тому +38

      @@BrazilianImperialist you are the most boring person on the planet

    • @eriosyce688
      @eriosyce688 2 роки тому +34

      @@BrazilianImperialist than? 🤔

    • @BrazilianImperialist
      @BrazilianImperialist 2 роки тому +11

      @@gabrielr8430 You liked your own comment

  • @VioletTurnbull
    @VioletTurnbull 56 хвилин тому

    "911, what's your emergency?"
    "Do chairs exist?"

  • @xyomga
    @xyomga 7 днів тому +2

    I love this episode it put some more scientific backing to the law of one book series I suggest everybody read it at least once with an open mind

  • @AsaWRLD47
    @AsaWRLD47 2 роки тому +1040

    Everyone else when they see a chair: Sit
    Michael when he sees a chair:
    "hmm yes, salty"

    • @anidiotthathasexistence364
      @anidiotthathasexistence364 2 роки тому +6

      Micheal: what is salty am I real is chair real is wood real is trees real are my pants real

    • @zakx_
      @zakx_ 2 роки тому +2

      mmmm salt

    • @nasuegaming1255
      @nasuegaming1255 2 роки тому +1

      If that's a oversimplified reference, there's gonna be a tax for that.

    • @ht87y
      @ht87y 2 роки тому +2

      Normal people when they see a donut in a toilet: ew
      Michael when he sees a donut in a toilet:
      Hmm yes food (begins consumption)

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 2 роки тому +5

      Hm yes, ass flavour

  • @devirtues8596
    @devirtues8596 2 роки тому +833

    Michael:
    Chair: *sweats nervously*

    • @Lefurmage104
      @Lefurmage104 2 роки тому +3

      CAN RELATE

    • @kysssssss
      @kysssssss 2 роки тому +6

      🪑

    • @kreeepyk0
      @kreeepyk0 2 роки тому +5

      🪑 💧

    • @Michael-kp4bd
      @Michael-kp4bd 2 роки тому +2

      There’s always these UA-cam meme copy/pasted jokes that I find annoying and unoriginal… until someone actually applies it well. Even though it’s the same template joke, it really actually cracked me up. Props to that

    • @DJSlimeball
      @DJSlimeball 2 роки тому +1

      Especially since he keeps threatening and caressing chair with knife.

  • @j37j2
    @j37j2 29 днів тому +3

    It is my hope that philosophers will one day consider questions that pertain to normal people, and then find answers to those questions that don't presuppose state violence.

    • @icewink7100
      @icewink7100 26 днів тому +4

      That type of philosophy definitely exists. And the ideas in this video can be used for those purposes. Do nations exist? What about groups of people? Are human rights a real thing that actually exists? Ontology can be used to probe lots of more impactful things.

    • @j37j2
      @j37j2 25 днів тому

      @@icewink7100 Thanks for your courteous reply. I appreciate what you have to say. I generally like VSauce videos, and I am aware of philosophies out there with the criteria I listed. I should have couched my words a bit more carefully. My sentiment I was trying to express is that it discourages me that most philosophy in the public eye has little relevance to the average person. At best, it is indigestible by the average Joe, and at worst it is serves to excuse or even justify totalitarianism. While oncology does have a purpose, the average guy is more concerned about how to most effectively interact and care for his family, and finds questions like "Do nations exist?" pointless to his every day life. In the every day life is where I believe philosophy should have the most impact, but unfortunately it is rarely, if ever, taught in a way in which it can be practically applied to someone's challenges.

    • @icewink7100
      @icewink7100 25 днів тому +3

      @@j37j2 maybe you would find Marxism interesting? Marx definitely is a controversial thinker, but he’s expressed a similar sentiments to you “the philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways. The point, however, is to change it.”
      Marxist philosophy is more focused on social interactions, how companies and jobs work and how they affect people. If you think that kind of analysis sounds interesting, but disagree with Marxists’ conclusions, maybe you could look at various responses to Marxist analysis, maybe by anarchist? They definitely share your distain of totalitarianism.
      This is just my advice as a person who has gone from thinking philosophy is useless and unimportant, to someone who loves learning about philosophy for fun.

    • @j37j2
      @j37j2 25 днів тому

      @@icewink7100 Thank you again for your courteous and respectful response. You are a gem to interact with on the interwebs. I am quite familiar with Marxism. I have read his two most famous works, Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto. I am currently reading a biography of his life, which includes many of his works which are less well known. After much study, my final opinion on Marxism is not at all positive. I am an anarchist myself, but I find Marxism, and the general dialectic of Haegelianism which most of his work is derived from, to be incompatible with any form of reduction in state control. If you'd like to continue our conversation, I would enjoy it, however I do not wish to offend you, as you've been so pleasant. A shorthand to my general current understanding of him and his works can be summed up in a quote of his that is repeated throughout many of his works, including Das Kapital: "Empirically, communism is only possible as the act of the dominant peoples 'all at once' and simultaneously, which presupposes the universal development of productive forces and the world intercourse bound up with communism." In reading his works and especially about his life, my personal conclusion is that his goal was to speak out of one side of his mouth in order to deceive the average person into giving up their rights to totalitarianism in order to, in his own words, "Bathe the world in rivers of fire and blood."

  • @yjanks
    @yjanks Місяць тому +1

    This has to be my favorite Vsauce video

  • @AltoonaYourPiano
    @AltoonaYourPiano 2 роки тому +735

    The title reminds me of an old joke I heard ages ago about a philosophy professor whose final exam was "prove this chair doesn't exist", the highest grade was given to someone who wrote just two words. "What chair?"

    • @ProjectFinalAudio
      @ProjectFinalAudio 2 роки тому +9

      🙆🏾‍♂️

    • @al3617
      @al3617 2 роки тому +85

      This reminds me of a similar story my old Philosophy professor told our class. Basically, the final exam for the class was an essay question. It just read "Why?" All the students pulled out text books, began scribbling like crazy. One student stared around, finally wrote down something quickly and turned it in. The only A on that day was that same student who turned in a paper that said "Why not?"

    • @_shadownotes_
      @_shadownotes_ 2 роки тому +14

      Funny, I was able to predict both answers, and I am by no means a philosophy expert.

    • @sarangbnarayan9308
      @sarangbnarayan9308 2 роки тому +4

      @@_shadownotes_ ah patti show

    • @_shadownotes_
      @_shadownotes_ 2 роки тому +2

      @@sarangbnarayan9308 I don't get you, bro

  • @blakecacini8016
    @blakecacini8016 2 роки тому +439

    "The more we try to sus out where they are... The more _sus_ they become" -Michael Stevens 2021

  • @beemoore6578
    @beemoore6578 27 днів тому

    25:40 "its corn all the way down, run!!" Now nakes sense. Imagine if things were made up of themsleves. Infinate zoom would be mind bending

  • @Ultra_hazard_den
    @Ultra_hazard_den 15 днів тому +1

    Everything is a compound , until you reach simples. We simply give names t these compounds, like you you’d name a compound of iron and carbon steel. Compounds can then again work together to form other compounds which we give names to, like how an assortment of steel can make a bridge.

  • @heyitsevan758
    @heyitsevan758 2 роки тому +744

    Vsauce: “Do chairs exist?”
    Me: “Finally, someone talking about a real issue!”

    • @jrwhrwiutrwuitwiut
      @jrwhrwiutrwuitwiut 2 роки тому +7

      Real? Are you sure about that?

    • @youraveragegrandma568
      @youraveragegrandma568 2 роки тому

      My man asking the real question

    • @phillyp6969
      @phillyp6969 2 роки тому +2

      Now we asking the real questions

    • @aurellambelamis9474
      @aurellambelamis9474 2 роки тому

      THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
      THREE IN ONE
      UA-cam: THIS IS FINE.
      SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
      UA-cam: BE GONE
      Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

    • @Veela666
      @Veela666 2 роки тому

      Actually, we're Vsause.

  • @stuartcuateco3898
    @stuartcuateco3898 2 роки тому +1306

    Vsauce: do chairs exists?
    Chair companies: *nervously sweats

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 2 роки тому +25

      Sitting was invented by chair companies to sell chairs!

    • @yourfellowcrow
      @yourfellowcrow 2 роки тому +6

      chair companies: *starts having a panic attack*

    • @Mereaux
      @Mereaux 2 роки тому +8

      Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Down here. But which way is down? And how much does down weigh? Well, down weighs about 1/100 of a g/cm3 . It is light, and airy, which makes it a great source of insulation and buoyancy for waterbirds. But if you let go of down, it falls down. So that's which way down is, it's the direction that gravity is pulling everything. Now for someone on the other side of the Earth, my down is their up, but where are falling things going? Why do things fall? Are they being pushed or pulled? Or, is it because of TIME TRAVEL.

    • @cantrusthestory
      @cantrusthestory 2 роки тому +5

      Ikea: *nervously sweats

    • @AAaa-jc5sk
      @AAaa-jc5sk 2 роки тому +1

      The demon in the corner is filled with fear as the man asks questions that harm reality.

  • @bingus8897
    @bingus8897 День тому

    I want this video to play at my funeral, unironically changed my life (or at least perspective on life)

  • @xSolitari
    @xSolitari 2 місяці тому +3

    Watching at 4AM hits different. Like a punch in the groin.

  • @quietplanet6854
    @quietplanet6854 2 роки тому +460

    "Nice new shoes Man where did you get them?"
    "Shoes?" *Sips loudly*
    "These are just atoms in a shoe-wise arrangement"

    • @panaderofilms
      @panaderofilms 2 роки тому +8

      #127 on the list of how to answer a question that'll send your date running away from you as fast as possible..

    • @mariannenannerlmozart8179
      @mariannenannerlmozart8179 2 роки тому +4

      "These are just shoe-ing"

    • @amansaxena5898
      @amansaxena5898 2 роки тому +4

      Atoms? They are just quarks and leptons in atom-wise arrangement

    • @acrocanthos-maxima4504
      @acrocanthos-maxima4504 2 роки тому +1

      Your atoms are shoely

    • @e.d.i3781
      @e.d.i3781 2 роки тому +2

      We watched the video already thank you.

  • @akorn9943
    @akorn9943 2 роки тому +2906

    *“I am death and I am the scattering.”* -Michael, perfectly sane human being

    • @JasonVoorheeTalkShow
      @JasonVoorheeTalkShow 2 роки тому +126

      Michael the eldritch god

    • @a.pigeon
      @a.pigeon 2 роки тому +34

      Perfectly sane is a strech

    • @Spiggo97
      @Spiggo97 2 роки тому +26

      Saint Michael of the Vesaucian Lakes

    • @creeperbait_42
      @creeperbait_42 2 роки тому +16

      Now I'll just BE DEATH and SCATTERING like a normal human person HA HA laughter laughter

    • @iam_funnny
      @iam_funnny 2 роки тому +26

      Michael is actually the sanest person on the Earth.
      It's just us that are flawed and stupid and unintelligent and we should really worship the ultimate being known as the creator of the youtube channel VSauce.

  • @DirtyMardi
    @DirtyMardi 4 місяці тому +2

    As an information architect by trade, I think I’ll just send this video to everyone when a new project starts, so that I don’t have to explain what ontology means every time. Thanks Vsauce!

  • @egg_lord1
    @egg_lord1 5 місяців тому +4

    Michael be like: Thats a chair. Or is it? [Vsauce music starts]

  • @fbi-thecommenter127
    @fbi-thecommenter127 2 роки тому +2957

    Michael saying "sus" is one of the best and the worst thing I have ran into this year.

  • @Ceduce
    @Ceduce 2 роки тому +428

    New Vsauce video: "Do Chairs exist?"
    Me currently sitting on one: "I sure as hell hope so"

  • @btheboio8602
    @btheboio8602 3 місяці тому

    Every now and then I cycle back to watch old VSauce. There are several videos I don't remember past 10 minutes because I undoubtedly fell asleep watching lmao

  • @Swift_LN
    @Swift_LN 4 місяці тому +1

    We as humans have a problem of categorizing "things" into boxes.
    The photon is a wave, which when observed, becomes a particle. But the word becomes is wrong, because the photon is both a wave and a particle, it is us who categorize it, bringing it's form into reality.
    So too is the chair a wave, a group of simples, which when observed, is a chair.
    By simply observing something we can completely change it's reality.

  • @rileyh5537
    @rileyh5537 2 роки тому +490

    Children: *develops recognition of object permanence*
    Michael: silly child objects aren't even real

  • @jemmerllast8492
    @jemmerllast8492 2 роки тому +822

    "I am death, and I am the scattering." Is such a raw line filled with power.

    • @user-ds4gp8dr2q
      @user-ds4gp8dr2q 2 роки тому +1

      what does that even mean?

    • @ONE.Music.
      @ONE.Music. 2 роки тому +4

      36:54

    • @TheMinecraftBeast101
      @TheMinecraftBeast101 2 роки тому +3

      I fully got chills

    • @yourikhi
      @yourikhi 2 роки тому +8

      It means I am the destroyer and the creator same time...that's pretty much Hindu philosophy...
      Edit ..it goes much more deeper than this...

    • @nahometesfay1112
      @nahometesfay1112 2 роки тому +6

      @@user-ds4gp8dr2q In the context of this video, he explained earlier that a consistent way to describe a "simple object" is an action or performance of more fundamental "stuff" so he claims that death and scattering are a continuation of the performance that is "Michael-ing" while this is plausible under his reasoning, it doesn't directly follow from it. Under his reasoning, it would also be valid to say that death is when his body stops "Michael-ing" and scattering is a process done to a body that was "Michael-ing"

  • @Wolfskullthewitch
    @Wolfskullthewitch 8 днів тому

    16:28 its like the corpse to water ratio
    There are plenty of corpses in the ocean, but we still swim in them, yet if you put one in a pool, no one would swim in the pool. Therefore, everyone has a specific corpse:water ratio

  • @do2xd679
    @do2xd679 3 місяці тому +5

    Only vsauce can end a video calling himself death while not sounding delusional

  • @SeLeV93
    @SeLeV93 2 роки тому +1900

    "I am death, and I am the scattering."
    I bet Michael could write the most epic, cosmic black metal.

    • @wrenpyle7098
      @wrenpyle7098 2 роки тому +4

      feels like a daughters song tbh

    • @TheArtofKAS
      @TheArtofKAS 2 роки тому +6

      Literally the only line I will continue to repeat in my head

    • @Sh1ranu1
      @Sh1ranu1 2 роки тому +1

      36:28 or something

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 2 роки тому +2

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.vgula

    • @uselessduck5994
      @uselessduck5994 2 роки тому +11

      I am death, I am the scattering.
      My existence is truly flattering.
      Make me a chair,
      I guess I’m not.
      But I’m still there, in every thought.
      Chairs are things, long and wide.
      You can even go inside.
      Chairs don’t exist,
      that is true.
      But you know what?
      6606.48 divided by 2.

  • @gabigol52
    @gabigol52 2 роки тому +3736

    ive learned two things from this video
    1. chairs don’t exist
    2. michael is going insane

    • @TheSplitScreenBrothe
      @TheSplitScreenBrothe 2 роки тому +8

      hahahahahahahahaahaha

    • @TechniEMW
      @TechniEMW 2 роки тому

      Ancient Indian Logic for Sequence of Weekdays | Prachyam
      ua-cam.com/video/1Pz9L7PDmg4/v-deo.html

    • @roo.pzz4380
      @roo.pzz4380 2 роки тому +28

      he has totally lost it

    • @Soapzky
      @Soapzky 2 роки тому +3

      Bahahahaha

    • @benjamindewinter2432
      @benjamindewinter2432 Рік тому +43

      @@roo.pzz4380 No he has not. Are all philosophers crazy then?

  • @Somos2011
    @Somos2011 Місяць тому +2

    Neighbor: What's up with all that noise??
    Waboo: Its a thing called "Voice chat" Ever heard of it?

  • @nithinhmmm
    @nithinhmmm 2 місяці тому +1

    This has to be up there among the greatest youtube video ever, as it takes us closer to the edge of human reasoning.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 2 роки тому +2384

    Every VSauce video:
    "This is the way it is. Or is it? Even if you're sure that it is, are you _sure_ you're sure? You may be sure you're sure, but are you _sure_ you're sure you're sure?"

    • @generalkowalski8507
      @generalkowalski8507 2 роки тому +52

      accurate description

    • @Craxin01
      @Craxin01 2 роки тому +50

      It's just a 38 minute brain scrambler.

    • @pathologicaldoubt
      @pathologicaldoubt 2 роки тому +13

      Sure.

    • @kenantahir
      @kenantahir 2 роки тому +5

      Are you sure you are not going crazy.. Vsauce tends to do just that

    • @ZeppSiros
      @ZeppSiros 2 роки тому +27

      You forgot to rise one eyebrow 🤨

  • @Grubble1
    @Grubble1 2 роки тому +686

    I love when philosophers actually give things fun names like "gunky" and "junky". Do they realize how much power they have in giving things cool names???

    • @WilcoVerhoef
      @WilcoVerhoef 2 роки тому +16

      Scientists? I think you mean philosophers.

    • @brampelberg9335
      @brampelberg9335 2 роки тому +1

      @@WilcoVerhoef i was about to say the same thing lol

    • @Grubble1
      @Grubble1 2 роки тому +12

      @@WilcoVerhoef yeah that’s what I meant sorry, but scientists have power to name stuff too .

    • @Grubble1
      @Grubble1 2 роки тому +3

      Fixed it

    • @lebozojamessimp1610
      @lebozojamessimp1610 2 роки тому

      @@WilcoVerhoef HE never said scientists