If he gets arrested he can always get the court to talk about off topic things until they forgot why he got arrested and let him free so who cares if hes taking illegal selfies or commiting mass genocide
Hey, who can hit me up here on Nov 28th, 2059? My message for me or someone who is watching in the future: Hello, this is from December the 14th, 2020 (during the pandemic of covid - 19). Very curious to see what will have been achieved in 2059. Only in case I will still be alive. Stay positive. Thanks
VSauce: “Thanks for being here” That, honestly, almost sent me to tears… I’ve been struggling for awhile, and things have been getting worse, so hearing that just made me realize I’m not done… I needed that
Yep! Still going. In 2 months and 10 days, we've lost 1700 of the original viewers who were around here playing "first" when this was uploaded. **plays "Staying alive"**
+BUTTMUS it's pointless to keep score...eventually we all lose. so whoever said it was right: it's not about wether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. ;)
I really like this :) I may be wrong on this but when talking to a Buddhist friend she mentioned something about how Buddhists often teach that living requires dying - moving from potential to actuality necessarily requires sacrifice (which is opportunity cost in a nutshell I guess). So many people are so afraid of dying that they forget to live..
@@Sh4d0wQu33n Death has the ultimate opportunity cost. think of all the things you could do in life. You'll never be able to finish them all in an average lifetime. But who says it has to be this way? Wouldn't it be better if we could decide for ourselves whether we want to live on? I feel like "living requires dying" tells people to just accept this lying down. There is beauty in ephemeral things. That's why I want to see as many as possible without some illness or accident or "old age" cutting it short.
Then it dawns on you: “Of course, I’m risk. I am consciousness. I am imagining myself. I am whatever I conceive myself to be because there is nothing outside my endless Mind.”
*mom sits down next to me to see what video I'm watching* Michael: Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Mom: :) Michael: When will you die? Mom: ... *gets up and leaves*
@@qimengzhang8825 gib point and I won't be sad Happiness is nothing but bunch of hormones and neuron's, there might be feelings that we don't know that exists
I just wanted to say thanks.. You really opened my mind, seriously. For example I never thought about how we over-exaggerate times in our lives and just call them the "good ole days" when they may or may not have actually been as good as we make them seem and forget the bad things (or vice versa). Like being a young kid. Sure it was great, no job and stuff, but really so what? As a kid you have to deal with hard homework, mean kids or teachers at school, nightmares, always having to do what older people said, and going to bed early which I hated. But we forget about how bad those things were as if it wasn't serious, because its not serious now. But it was serious to you then as much as the things you worry about now. Never thought about it like that.
And then they'll literally call all medics prayers what ever to heal you,then by some way you actually don't die... And then you're like... GET PRANKED BIATCHES!
Hey, Michael. Vsauce here. How do we learn language? I mean, obviously through exposure, experience, context, and things like that, but how do actually learn words and what they mean? The only way that we can define words is...with other words. So how did we even learn what a word is to begin with?
Your theory is not true, we do not define a word by other words. The fact that we can define words especially when we first learn them is that we unconsciously used to make an image of every word in our mind to help us understand them, and then they transfer from our short-term memory into our long-term memory as we use them often. For example the word "apple" when we first learned this word, we used to put an image of an apple in our mind to recognize it, and we kept using it very often so it transferred into the long-term memory and became a spontaneous thing to define. Dictionaries contain explanations and paraphrases that help us forming that image more clearly not only to understand nouns but also verbs adjectives and adverbs.. Basically words are defined by usage, Hope that answers your question.
@Earth, Our home. That was a pathetic comment don't you think."we're all terrible creatures which ruin earth". Who the hell gave us brains to ruin earth? Who made us so smart? Whoever made us smart is the one who is truly responsible for ruining earth. Humans are completely innocent
Eugene Balfour yeah I don’t think it makes that much sense to me lol. My dad Smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day( and used to smoke more) for around 40 years now. And he is 60 years old.
Guess that's why they're called "neurotypicals" and the rest of us are called "divergent," I haven't felt confident in my ability to live past 50 once in the past 6 years
RIP to the 340 people who watched this video.
+MarkReMarks Press f to pay respects.
F
F
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FUCK
F
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MarkReMarks RIP more 340 people since you made your comment.
Just Another SU/UNDERTALE fan RIP to some people that died after your comment
Matth Garcia Some more people have died though since you made your comment.
“340 of the people who watch this this week will not be around at this time next year.”
This isn’t a statistic, its a threat.
...or is it?
*familiar Vsauce music plays
@@kennyspaghetti4329 lets talk about dolphins
The fact i read this as he said the words are terrifying
And an extra 1 person that whatches this video every week
@@blueroseskating2168 there jerks
2:12 hits different knowing he'd just taken an illegal selfie
Vsus
If he gets arrested he can always get the court to talk about off topic things until they forgot why he got arrested and let him free so who cares if hes taking illegal selfies or commiting mass genocide
what’re you talking about?
@@kolab5620vsauce took a selfie of himself in the whitehouse bathroom when posting something like that at the time was illegal but not anymore
6:03 imma need this for later this is motovation
Vsauce: 20 minutes of exercise gives you 2 hours of extra life
Me when i exercise for the rest of my life: immortality has been reached.
And then you die of exhaustion.
Sadly this exploit has been patched. You now get diminishing returns for exercise. The devs sure could've let us have this one...
1 hour. I cannot believe how every person quoting any line from any youtube video makes mistakes
You'd secure tomorrow by exercizing 4 hours each day.
Me when I exercise for the rest of my life while my muscles and nerves waste away
Imagine seeing this at 7:30 in the morning at Nov 28th 2059
I'll come back to this video in 39 years if I'm still alive
szymoniak75 same remind me :) If i am still alive ._.
Donald Trump hi orange guy
Yes
Hey, who can hit me up here on Nov 28th, 2059?
My message for me or someone who is watching in the future:
Hello, this is from December the 14th, 2020 (during the pandemic of covid - 19). Very curious to see what will have been achieved in 2059. Only in case I will still be alive. Stay positive.
Thanks
I love how casually brought up that you met Obama
IKR ...I was like ‘ you think that’s just normal ‘ 😂 lol
He straight up flexed on us
whats the music at 2:26
Haha one of the most corrupt and dishonest polititians in history
Axel oh yeah so corrupted not as bill Clinton that finished his presidency and suddenly became a billionaire because of business
VSauce: “Thanks for being here”
That, honestly, almost sent me to tears… I’ve been struggling for awhile, and things have been getting worse, so hearing that just made me realize I’m not done… I needed that
we want you here :)
Yes, thank you for being here. You are loved.❤
Stay alive. This is a threat.
Plot twist: he was saying that to a person he put in his fridge
Probably the only video that actually justifies the comment: "Who's still watching in 2020?"
Peter Sikora I am
The only time I don't hate this comment!
Heh, these videos are apsolutely timeless. Wouldn't be surprised if people are still watching in 2030.
Me!
@@doopydoopz1737 I wouldn't be surprised if people just binge watched VSauce for history lessons in the future
Obama: Welcome Michael.
Michael: Where are you fingers?
Obama:
lmao
XSKY
Obama: You have one second to live!
Michael:
Michael:Well technically, but first we should talk about what a second means)
Michael: "but what is..... to live?" - vsauce music starts playing
Lmfao
0:02 when I've seen an over used meme a thousand times.
You just made an overused meme...
Step 1: Exercise for 20 minutes
Step 2: You get 1 extra hour to live
Step 3: Repeat step 1
Profit.
+Your Average American smoke weed -100000000000000000 hrs Kappa
+Waterbender mehdi +*
any smoke that gets to your lungs is bad for you so be careful while 420ing
***** no.
SMOKE WEED EVRYDAYZ!!11!!!
fine ... brings out weed.
2019, I'm still alive, you too, guys?
Yep! Still going.
In 2 months and 10 days, we've lost 1700 of the original viewers who were around here playing "first" when this was uploaded.
**plays "Staying alive"**
I’m still alive зуб внщжж фжщиу
Sorry, I died
Still going
Dmitry Salnikov No.
0:03 When you come home to see your brother finish a plate of nuggets by himself.
this made me laugh
3:10 I just noticed it, his left mustache is thinner
So life *IS* a game.
You're just trying to score as many Microlifes as possible.
Lol
+BUTTMUS
I'm playing dodge the micromorts!
Tony James Gilpin LOLOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!
+BUTTMUS it's pointless to keep score...eventually we all lose. so whoever said it was right: it's not about wether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. ;)
+BUTTMUS Wait, is someone controlling me with a SBOX 399?? O, he also controlls me to comment here LOL.
That part about cigarettes just blew my mind.. no pun intended.
Ha!
We all know that pun intended. I'm sorry I had to drop the bomb on that one
Wyly Andrews Well aren't you a pundit.
***** .. get out of my head!!!!
Wyly Andrews busted :(
the death time and date gave me chills, out of all the people it could be anyone, it's just... hard to think
Watching vsauce brings back a fantastic feeling of nostalgia, I love coming back to these videos
“You can’t predict how and when you die.”
Looks like I’m about to make a major breakthrough in science.
Took me a second to get it. I applaud you.
Plenty of people predicted how and when Epstein died though.
what if i were to hang myself at 3 AM
I read this as he said it
Night lights same absolutely same
A micromort for every six miles on a motorcycle? I must have like 10,000 micromorts; I'm already 1% dead.
Love the videos, Keep up the good work! :D
i'll bike 15 miles a day for school, 5 times in a week. must have like 5000 micromorts only by bike and im only 17 years old
Hey dad
Didn't know you watched Vsauce, nice!
Nah that is millimorts, it is .1, 10,000mm/1,000,000mm
who’s still watching in 2059??
updating this in 2059 if still alive
I will ask
I will be here
I'll be back.
yep. ill tell alexa to set a reminder for 38 years.
I would be about 40 or so.
Truly some of the best content on the internet.
Reminds me of Philosoraptor's famous quote:
"We avoid risks in our life so that we can make it safely to death."
Such a goddamn powerful line.
I really like this :) I may be wrong on this but when talking to a Buddhist friend she mentioned something about how Buddhists often teach that living requires dying - moving from potential to actuality necessarily requires sacrifice (which is opportunity cost in a nutshell I guess). So many people are so afraid of dying that they forget to live..
Wow.
What do you mean by 'safe death'
@@Sh4d0wQu33n Death has the ultimate opportunity cost. think of all the things you could do in life. You'll never be able to finish them all in an average lifetime. But who says it has to be this way? Wouldn't it be better if we could decide for ourselves whether we want to live on? I feel like "living requires dying" tells people to just accept this lying down.
There is beauty in ephemeral things. That's why I want to see as many as possible without some illness or accident or "old age" cutting it short.
You need either MONEY or NOTHING TO LOOSE in order to take RISK.
Spy: "Kill me"
Michael: "Later"
*but what is....Later?*
*vsauce music intensifies*
Tf2 moment
"Time to practice some medicine"
@@taboret3280 ... Or is it? *vsauce music loud enough to cause ear distress*
Ribs grow back
"morbidly"
Damn he predicted future
Damn
These videos give me the chills 💀, keep it up Vsauce! 😄.
Fun fact: every time you watch a Vsauce video your chances of surviving until next year get lower
Cool
you have successfully scared off like 100 people from watching vsauce’s vids lol
*watches every vsauce video in a row*
"It's gonna be worth it"
*speedruns Michael's whole career*
Time to watch all of them every day
“YEAH! I’LL GRAB THE MUSTARD!”
*opens fridge*
“Hey Vsau-“
*SLAM*
What kind of hell do you live in ?
What kind of purgatory do you live in ?
What kind of limbo do you live in ?
What kind of lemonade do you live in?
grab the mustard you custard
Then it dawns on you: “Of course, I’m risk. I am consciousness. I am imagining myself. I am whatever I conceive myself to be because there is nothing outside my endless Mind.”
The greatest opening to a UA-cam video ever
So I won’t live to see 4/20/2069 :(((
fawaz algayeb Oh wow really?
dude, every day is 4/20/69
fawaz algayeb yes you will? April is before November
it's 10 years after the date he said
Bitch don't complain you got time buddy
2:20 i like how Michael is the only one without a tie, just sitting there being like, yeah you talkin
2023 still kicking, still addicted to Vsauce videos. who else?
Me
2:33 (look at his hand) i'm still waiting for vsauce's "how to go back to monke" video so i can get ape hands like those godly mitts
*mom sits down next to me to see what video I'm watching*
Michael: Hey, Vsauce, Michael here!
Mom: :)
Michael: When will you die?
Mom: ... *gets up and leaves*
LMFAO
+Initiate LOL this is hilarious. I can almost see the immediate change of expression
Seems very nice that your mother is interested enough to see what you were getting up to :)
+xXkonnariSXx what porn are you watching son?
OH MY gOd
I added this video to a playlist called "Watch in November 2059"
good
Good
good
Madlad
I clicked on your channel to find it. It’s 11:30pm and I have to get up early tomorrow so thanks for the thumbnails
Everytime I think I have run out of Vsauce videos.
UA-cam : recommended
I have stopped looking at how old the vid is, they're all good, no matter if there are 6 or 8 years since it was uploaded
Ah, good ol' Vsauce. Making me feel more puny and insignificant with every single God-damn clever upload.
Oh hai Caddy.
Caddy likes Vsauce!? Ahhh that makes me so happy!
It's okay Caddy. He mind-f**ks us all every month.
***** Please don't say you are offended, that offends me.
***** Caddy swears all the time. Don't like it? Just leave.
0:03 when a boss kills you the 60th time in a row
I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you
Underrated comment
@@knightybuilds agreed
Which floor boss is it?
Jsjsj
They tell of a man whose videos never got old
This video lasted the exact time I needed to eat my chicken and bacon wraps, thanks Micheal
Obama: "well hello everyone wait a minute where is Mich"--
Michael: *comes up from under the desk "hey, vsauce, Michael here"
😂
Or is he here?
Is here, really here?
"...Or am I?"
When he said, "1 out of 18500 people die due to cigarettes" I legit regretted starting to smoke. On my way to quit smoking now.
Good for you. Remember that your loved ones and everyone else reading your comment wants you to stop, and it's better for you in so many ways
Hope it's going well! Be proud of yourself for putting in the effort. :)
I'm proud of you. Making that decision can be very tough, but you went ahead and took the step. I'm four months late, but still
It was 1 every 18500 cigarette packs, so it’s even worse
I hope everything goes well👌
7:44 i never knew that would make A LOT OF MORE SENSE 6 years later...
me: go on youtube to not have existential crisis and fear of death before I go to sleep
vsauce: oh no you don't
2:33 the words he says are nicely on beat with the music
What’s the name of that music
That's rap
@@user-uq6rq7yc9j yup
I thought this video would turn me into a master strategist, but I left with an existential crisis
That’s Vsauce for you.
you must be new here
4:02 omg that makes sense survivorship bias i get it
Vsauce videos would be the perfect thing to run in the middle of the night on tv
8 words into the video and I'm already having an existential crisis.
@@datboyace13 yeah that's sad. but there goes a saying that not living a life to the fullest is sadder
@@qimengzhang8825 gib point and I won't be sad
Happiness is nothing but bunch of hormones and neuron's, there might be feelings that we don't know that exists
@@qimengzhang8825 live for what
For fun? What is fun it's just something in the brain that makes us keep going and have an infinite chain
R.I.P to the people who died that watched this video the year that came out :,( press F to pay respect
It could be also you
@@dennyg3315 AAhhh, nevermind then.
F
Yeah I'm one of them
F
Vsauce’s videos have aged incredibly. He probably makes the best content on yt honestly
Fun fact: This video has been uploaded 8 years ago( as in 2022), got 8 million views and it's duration is also 8 minutes.
What a coincidence!
Still alive, sorry for all who died.
Lol ur username XD
[Brain: Error 413] Request Entity Too Large - Out of memory. System shutting down ...
Roberto Cossu IKR SO RANDUMB XD
I'm alive not dead alive!!
I wonder how long I can make this username, Seriously though this was Google's big "Improvement?" nice user name
It feels so good to re-watch old vsauce videos ❤
I do that alot
@@ivang3021 I never do.
@@anthonybowman3423 yet somehow you ended up here. Fail
@@strohhalm1326 I just don't get to see most videos as they come out. Got a huge backlog of stuff I can enjoy when I have time. Which is nice.
Are you dead?
9 years later, I’m still here. Been a crazy ride…
i watched you with my nana so much. she died last week, I miss her
2:13
me: instantly looks at obama
him: *here's a photo of me and my favorite youtube creators*
me: wait a damn minute
Why were the Fine Bros. invited to come to The White House to begin with?
obama gaming
😂🤣
@@chickennugget6995 can I eat you?
@@paranormaledits9526 what?
.....or canoe
TheCuriousSloth lmao
I’m glad I watched this video this year
A Vsauce video never gets old
I just wanted to say thanks.. You really opened my mind, seriously. For example I never thought about how we over-exaggerate times in our lives and just call them the "good ole days" when they may or may not have actually been as good as we make them seem and forget the bad things (or vice versa). Like being a young kid. Sure it was great, no job and stuff, but really so what? As a kid you have to deal with hard homework, mean kids or teachers at school, nightmares, always having to do what older people said, and going to bed early which I hated. But we forget about how bad those things were as if it wasn't serious, because its not serious now. But it was serious to you then as much as the things you worry about now. Never thought about it like that.
Thai is the best comment here because you not
1. spam
2. quoting the video
and other things
+Chris Koro I can't like this comment enough.
That was the most depressing start to a Vsauce video ever !
It's an Indiana Jones reference. (The nuclear bomb scene)
were you one of the 340?
You ok?
this is my fav vsause video
1:38 hey, good idea
5:41
Every 6 miles you travel in a motorcycle........or CANOE
A death by motorcycle is sensational and exotic, while flipping a canoe is a boring death.
That's bias for ya.
whats the music at 2:26
@Luan Ventura ye ill send it to you
@Luan Ventura ua-cam.com/video/Gi1H51xpdvw/v-deo.html
My last words are going to be "I left the million dollars in the-"
"Just kidding Ritchie I'm poor."
+Kaykaymuffins Muffinz! (Smurfna) : NOOOOOOOOO
+Kaykaymuffins Muffinz! (Smurfna) wow so original
And then they'll literally call all medics prayers what ever to heal you,then by some way you actually don't die...
And then you're like...
GET PRANKED BIATCHES!
Mine are gonna be "Eureka! It's so simple:"
You forgot that you gave me a small loan of a mil-
I think I’m addicted to vsauce videos
I'm watching 7 years later and I can confirm, I'm still alive. Thanks for the concern.
Hey, Michael. Vsauce here. How do we learn language? I mean, obviously through exposure, experience, context, and things like that, but how do actually learn words and what they mean? The only way that we can define words is...with other words. So how did we even learn what a word is to begin with?
*bUt wHat iS a MiChEAl?*
Art.
holding up an apple saying apple and then you learn to assosiate the word with other things that look like apples
Mind blown
Your theory is not true, we do not define a word by other words. The fact that we can define words especially when we first learn them is that we unconsciously used to make an image of every word in our mind to help us understand them, and then they transfer from our short-term memory into our long-term memory as we use them often. For example the word "apple" when we first learned this word, we used to put an image of an apple in our mind to recognize it, and we kept using it very often so it transferred into the long-term memory and became a spontaneous thing to define. Dictionaries contain explanations and paraphrases that help us forming that image more clearly not only to understand nouns but also verbs adjectives and adverbs.. Basically words are defined by usage, Hope that answers your question.
"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here:)"
"When will you die?"
Me: That's.. not very nice:(
Heart-breaker
@Earth, Our home. That was a pathetic comment don't you think."we're all terrible creatures which ruin earth". Who the hell gave us brains to ruin earth? Who made us so smart? Whoever made us smart is the one who is truly responsible for ruining earth. Humans are completely innocent
rip to the ppl who watched this video that died since it came out
The fact that this video was recommended to me on November 28th 8:30 am
Just remember that the 20 micromorts from bicycling are canceled by the microlives of physical activity
Eugene Balfour yeah I don’t think it makes that much sense to me lol. My dad Smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day( and used to smoke more) for around 40 years now. And he is 60 years old.
@@kaneseitz9842 life is uncertain,just because something increases the risk doesnt mean that it if definite
@@kaneseitz9842 Smoking just increases your chances of dying. By a lot though.
Fucking cyclists
Dass PEMDAS
Im literally watching at 8:42 a.m. on November 28th, 2017. 42 more years to go yaaay :D
Its Lawl Yes I see
I really don’t believe that, pretty sure you’re full of shit
im watching a little over a year later
Thats my birthday
41, old man
Some things you say genuinely scare the piss out of me! Great work!
"We underestimate the likelihood that bad things will happen to us." I see someone's never had anxiety
I love Wald’s solution: “Okay, you know that thing you’re doing? Do the exact opposite”
Watching his eyebrows moving is so cool
1:50 I'm now imagining sitting next to some who is smoking and suddenly their head combusts and deafens me in the process
0:00 medic talking to spy's head in his fridge
I'm dead inside, does that count?
yes
No
No
Count for what
Nah, just Deadpool.
"we underestimate the likelihood that bad things will happen to us"
Anxiety: am I a joke to you?
Guess that's why they're called "neurotypicals" and the rest of us are called "divergent," I haven't felt confident in my ability to live past 50 once in the past 6 years
@@quantumblauthor7300 same.
kijetesantakalu!
Wish it were
Its so weird seeing Hank or Veritasium being already there on UA-cam, 8 or 10 years ago, in an old Vsauce's video
Outlived some people who watched this video in past 5 years. Now I'm watching it again and the timer starts anew 🕐
6:56 most accurate representation of giving birth ever
Dang 😂😂😂
Lol
Doctor: uh, yah, we need to pull out womb
Woman: *Gotta go fast*
That's how chicken lay eggs too. Except backwards
15 year olds in 2059:
no
i didnt even make a joke yet this stpuid comment somehow got 2 thousand likes
Ha! I turn 15 in 8 days, and when this video came out, I was much younger!
@@buzzlightyear6960 Ha! Jokes on You! I already turned 15 this year
Extreme Alier I’m 12
Children
Haha! I'm 15 now, so I die!
الأيام الثقيلة ما جاءت إلا لتصنعنا 🖤!
Either I watch way too much VSauce over and over but I feel like he mentioned the death calculation and birth week finder many times before
i plan to live to 110 years old. then, at that age, my last words will be: *told you so*. then i'll go out with a smile.
Rusty Blade Good luck with that
thank you but i dont need it
My last words will be my favorite sentance...I farted
Rusty Blade 1:07
+German Tortoise rip
“Everybody was born on Earth so far”
Or were they?!
Your profile pic looks kinda like Michael, are you that guy from the video who went to Singapore?
Elon Musk was born on Mars, then invented time travel, and converted into human form in his actual human birth year.
Nice likes
8yrs later and I’m still on it
20 minutes of exercise gets you 60 minutes of life...
So that's how immortality works.
2:14 Michael is too cool for a tie.
Ryan Nelson a
some dude who travels strictly by canoeing is a death defying hardcore dude...
thnx :D
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha well said
***** by saying "guy, man, person, etc" would've had the same effect.
***** what the fuck is wrong with you?
Idk why but his hesitation before saying "or canoe" got me
The Amazing Abraham Wald, with the amazing ability to think about something for a few seconds!
I want to be the first one born in outer spac- oh, wait...
xD
It's ok... you can go back in...... XD
Lol