Dragonball Evolution - 1st Viewing

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  • It pissed off fans everywhere, but were Rob and Doug as angry at the disastrous anime adaptation? Let's take a look at Dragonball Evolution.
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    Dragonball Evolution is a 2009 American action-adventure fantasy film directed by James Wong and produced by Stephen Chow, Tim van Rellim and written by Ben Ramsey.
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  • @Iqbalx1
    @Iqbalx1 6 років тому +287

    The only good thing that came out of the movie is that it pissed off the creator of dragon ball into making super

    • @TehLucario
      @TehLucario 4 роки тому +26

      Got Beerus out of it. All is good.

    • @ChamarM
      @ChamarM 4 роки тому +23

      and got piccolo's actor James Marsters to voice zamasu in super

  • @zeldadonkey1
    @zeldadonkey1 6 років тому +1863

    It's okay that you didn't watch the show, the people who made evolution didn't watch it either

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 6 років тому +84

      zeldadonkey1
      But Doug and Rob have the decency to know this movies garbage.

    • @fromolwyoming
      @fromolwyoming 6 років тому +17

      Sad, but true.

    • @zeldadonkey1
      @zeldadonkey1 6 років тому +10

      Some Random Guy couldn't just take my comment as a joke... Had to analyze it didn't you?

    • @TheMike0088
      @TheMike0088 6 років тому +58

      fun fact, the guy that played piccolo in this piece of garbage is actually a huge dragon ball fan. He is the one to thank that, as bad as the movie is, piccolo at least looks SOMEWHAT like piccolo since he protested what the higher ups had initially planned for the character design-wise

    • @fromolwyoming
      @fromolwyoming 6 років тому +26

      That is true. James Marsters gave a somewhat believable King Piccolo. And, barring the antennae, did look like Piccolo. Props to him.

  • @Jesterclown17
    @Jesterclown17 6 років тому +681

    Goku is one of the most simplistic characters in manga anime, just an alien kid with a heart of gold and a desire to fight and protect the innocent...
    ... And they still FUCKED THAT UP!!

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 6 років тому +34

      We could have done that,
      but the chart says

    • @RavenArmandus
      @RavenArmandus 5 років тому +1

      Yes lol

    • @kamehameharem
      @kamehameharem 5 років тому +26

      Yeah, goku doesnt care about protecting anyone but his family and friends, he only wants to get stronger and fight stronger enemies. The english dub changed a lot of that though.

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 5 років тому +23

      Stephendw When did he care about protecting the innocent? What I love about Goku is that since he was a kid he just loved fighting because it was fun for him, no moral bullshit involved. He protected his family and friends because of selfish reasons but he wasn't out there using his super strength and flight abilities to fight crime on Earth. If his friends weren't in danger he would just train alone in the mountains to get stronger and find yummy stuff to eat.

    • @kentbarnes6380
      @kentbarnes6380 5 років тому +2

      Stephendw no true fans faze through all disgraces we WILL LIMIT BREAK!!!! Btw im saying db is so gud that it cant be ruined , we must destroy the wanna be movie with Hakai so that the future will never ever ever infinite never ever know of this

  • @franky_saint
    @franky_saint 6 років тому +193

    I think the main reason Anime adaptations fail is that Hollywood execs look at a good, foreign story and say: "The American audience is too stupid to tell if we don't give a shit about the source material, right? I'm sure they won't notice that we're here for a quick check instead of actually trying to respect the Japanese and their media."

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 6 років тому +10

      Same could be said about any half-assed movie adaptation.

    • @proboy2372
      @proboy2372 6 років тому +3

      St. Frank sounds like 4kids to me.

    • @georgehutter339
      @georgehutter339 4 роки тому +1

      *angry dbz fan noises*

    • @Delightfully_Bitchy
      @Delightfully_Bitchy 3 роки тому +6

      It's probably more that the executives are apathetic and thought something along the lines of "if they watch that shit, they'll watch anything and if they don't like it they'll see it anyways, so why spend more time/money/effort on it?"
      Videogame publishers do something similar.

    • @andieallison6792
      @andieallison6792 3 роки тому +2

      Even Japanese anime adaptations suck. Its the genre.

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 Рік тому +67

    Bulma using a capsule to produce a vehicle might be the single only source accurate scene

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 Рік тому +2

      Yet somehow that gets memed on for supposedly being bullshit.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 Рік тому +9

      ​@thefilmwatcher1302 Because it just looks... wrong. In the show the items would be shrunk down into capsules. This was... an overly complicated transformers transition

  • @darkdeath5550
    @darkdeath5550 3 роки тому +90

    Even years later, still amazes me that even Doug with his lack of anime knowledge can still see this, and say "no way is this faithful." I move to never let an American studio do any more anime live action movies. They obviously never watch any anime

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 2 роки тому +3

      Ya like the "hmm what if the whole cast is Asian except goku? Because goku is a alien would work better.

    • @7evenseas975
      @7evenseas975 10 місяців тому

      this was true until one piece live action arrived.

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 6 років тому +518

    "Let's take a series about fighting and turn it into a high school drama!"

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 6 років тому +14

      Jade Annabel
      I don't know, that sounds like the usual anime of today... but this film sucks the fun out of that concept anyway. Such success...

    • @thecircle8568
      @thecircle8568 5 років тому +6

      Um db is not about fighting, its about dragon balls, adventure, comedy etc, Dragonball z is the sane but a bit more fight centered

    • @stanard_bearer
      @stanard_bearer 5 років тому +3

      @@thecircle8568
      until it became a highschool drama (but that was actually pretty entertaining)

    • @casuallectures2655
      @casuallectures2655 5 років тому +3

      That's just what would've happened if they *actually* went through with making Gohan the main focus of the story after Cell

    • @Bubbsmaster
      @Bubbsmaster 5 років тому +3

      Well the chart says....

  • @dhatfield8411
    @dhatfield8411 6 років тому +263

    The adaptation so bad that the writer had to apologize to the source material's fans.

    • @grudginglywalawigi7149
      @grudginglywalawigi7149 4 роки тому +7

      D Hatfield this is happening more and more

    • @zebefreod871
      @zebefreod871 4 роки тому +11

      And that's a good thing, the guy really fucked up a simple concept

    • @Delightfully_Bitchy
      @Delightfully_Bitchy 3 роки тому +4

      I love the dragonball series, but I did sympathize with the guy: Absolutely no one else on the project besides a few actors cared he was finally getting a decent paycheck, so I don't blame him for just getting the thing done and moving on.

    • @Delightfully_Bitchy
      @Delightfully_Bitchy 3 роки тому +4

      Now that I think about it, a lot of the actors actually cared, to the point to the point they tried to watch what they could whie learning their lines. James Marsters actually became a fan, he was so commited. The reason the performances were so wooden despite that was a combination of people losing trust in the director and no one quite knowing what was going on.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 3 роки тому +2

      Haven’t heard that happen since Fan4stic.

  • @2Smooth935
    @2Smooth935 6 років тому +963

    I just picture every time this movie is spoken about out loud Toriyama just sits up from his desk looks out his window and sighs

    • @Menhtrol
      @Menhtrol 6 років тому +166

      with a single tear going down his left cheek

    • @2Smooth935
      @2Smooth935 6 років тому +36

      RedRam Ipsen nice touch

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому +50

      At least we got Battle of Gods and Resurrection F.

    • @michaelsted1500
      @michaelsted1500 6 років тому +4

      dnmstarsi The ending to Res F completely ruins that movie

    • @Dasvaun
      @Dasvaun 6 років тому +60

      This movie was the whole reason Toriyama did Battle of the Gods. Cause he sure as hell wasnt gonna let this kill Dragonball.

  • @takashiari1598
    @takashiari1598 6 років тому +106

    Gokus facial expressions in this movie remind me of that one „When you’re sitting next to your crush and are trying not to fart“ meme...

  • @sammalkie1707
    @sammalkie1707 6 років тому +48

    The thing that made the original dragon ball so charming was because it took the clichés and turned them on their heads, Goku's master was an old pervert, the leader of the most deadly army in the world just wanted to get the dragon balls to wish to be taller, all this combined with traditional Chinese folklore made it almost parody-like and really entertaining

  • @nekonomicon9938
    @nekonomicon9938 6 років тому +181

    You know it sucks when fan projects are better than the "professionals"

    • @DarkKnightofAnime
      @DarkKnightofAnime 6 років тому +8

      RobotUnderdog's fan work on the Future Trunks Special for instance

    • @yumikomiura88
      @yumikomiura88 6 років тому +3

      To be fair, that's how a lot of adaptations turn out. Be it anime, video games, etc.

    • @Killenberg
      @Killenberg 6 років тому +1

      I thought Dragon Ball: Runaways was pretty good too. It sucks they haven't uploaded an episode in years.

    • @KodaKitten333
      @KodaKitten333 2 роки тому

      *cough cough* DBZA *cough cough*

  • @Wawagirl17
    @Wawagirl17 6 років тому +60

    "Not much time left."
    "You can still have cake."
    I laughed way too damn hard way too early in the morning.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 2 роки тому +7

      I laughed at "and goku's hair grew 2 inches longer." Goku is like a 80s rocker the longer his hair that more power he has. Just look at super sayian 2 vs super sayian 3.

  • @vonniebunny8049
    @vonniebunny8049 6 років тому +393

    aagh. the worst part is, rob is right, that opening narration does describe about 50% of anime... (And a bunch of western films too) but not Dragonball! Dragonball doesn't have that kind of backstory at all. no destiny, no prophecies, it was meant to be funny goddamn it. I hear the writer of the film actually feels kind of guilty about what he did though, admitted he was just chasing a pay check so at least there's that.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 6 років тому +29

      Well, there is Bardock's vision of the future where his son defeats Frieza. But no one really knew that except him. There's also Vegeta hyping up the Super Saiyan legend.

    • @millerjames908
      @millerjames908 6 років тому +3

      jp3813 wasn't it a non-canon movie when that happened?

    • @thecircle8568
      @thecircle8568 5 років тому +1

      @@jp3813 still did not start with or end with that sorta crap lol

    • @thecircle8568
      @thecircle8568 5 років тому +4

      @@jp3813 legend is not a prophecy

    • @thecircle8568
      @thecircle8568 5 років тому +1

      @@jp3813 vision of a son grown up is not a prophecy

  • @rahn45
    @rahn45 6 років тому +228

    The one good thing about this movie: It brought Toriyama back to the series because he didn't want the last thing Dragonball ever made to be that monstrosity.

    • @Sawngawkuh
      @Sawngawkuh 5 років тому +11

      Sort of. The 2013 film and possible continuations after would've STILL happened regardless, as it was still in production before he got on board. Evolution just motivated him to get involved rather than leave Toei to tackle everything alone.

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 4 роки тому +3

      @@Sawngawkuh and toei's original plan for Beerus had him as a dark and serious character instead of the hilarious destroyer we love

    • @garrtoons4303
      @garrtoons4303 2 роки тому

      @@King-ze2kt Idk. I like both. 😅

  • @LunarSpiral1127
    @LunarSpiral1127 6 років тому +94

    OMG they weren't kidding about the after-credit scene. Did it really need to be over a minute long just for the Piccolo reveal?!
    Also, who is that woman? According to the Dragonball Wiki, the woman is the same one at that village where it looked like Mai was gonna shoot her. Don't know if it's true, but if it is then why would Piccolo spare her? How did the woman even find Piccolo?
    AH, SCREW IT! Movie's done, it's not getting a sequel, so who cares anymore! >:(

    • @shawty7303
      @shawty7303 4 роки тому +3

      My reaction to the end credits scene is, "There's an end credit scene???". I didn't know til I watch this. That's how little I cared when this first came out

    • @rando9449
      @rando9449 Рік тому +2

      That was Mai?!?

    • @LunarSpiral1127
      @LunarSpiral1127 Рік тому +1

      @@rando9449 Yep. The woman serving Piccolo in the movie was Mai.

  • @ChickenSalad001
    @ChickenSalad001 6 років тому +318

    "I'm actually Asian in this movie" XD lol gold!

  • @MFields2178
    @MFields2178 6 років тому +173

    After seeing this review and seeing how hot Jamie Chung is, I went out and bought the movie and watched it. It destroyed my PS3. The DVD is stuck in there and the PS3 doesn't even acknowledge its even in there.

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 6 років тому +48

      Thats what you get for buying shit.

    • @Bobby_Corwen
      @Bobby_Corwen 6 років тому +3

      Unplug and plug in the PS3 then mash the eject button.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 6 років тому +2

      I'm guessing it was one of those really thin discs? Try tipping the PS3 so the DVD slot is facing down, and then shake it.

    • @SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist
      @SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist 6 років тому +37

      +MFields2178 It's as if the movie is so bad, that your PS3 committed suicide just so it could put it's self out of it's misery that was brought on it by having to play the piece of shit for you.

    • @SuperHandyman100
      @SuperHandyman100 6 років тому +17

      PS3: No...just...just no...not gonna give it back...I'm...I'm done...you broke my trust by playing this shit.

  • @CaptainSpycrab
    @CaptainSpycrab 6 років тому +110

    "Lois, do you have a dragon ball?"
    "Hey, Brian, check it out, I'm gonna go super saiyan. HehehehehehehehehEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEE"

    • @CX462
      @CX462 6 років тому +5

      CaptainSpycrab Shut up Krillin.

    • @penguinman2233
      @penguinman2233 2 роки тому

      @@CX462 *Krillin owned count goes up*

  • @Call_Me_Matrix
    @Call_Me_Matrix 6 років тому +27

    Rob's summary doesn't just apply to anime, it applies to most stories to date.

  • @MishKoz
    @MishKoz 6 років тому +373

    Speaking of Dragon Ball, Bulma's Japanese voice actress, Hiromi Tsuru passed away last week. She was there since the very first series in 1986.

    • @Darnokk15
      @Darnokk15 6 років тому +15

      maaaaaaaan :(

    • @Darnokk15
      @Darnokk15 6 років тому +32

      Masako Nozawa, though, is 81 and she's doing pretty well, I really hope she lives to be 110 at least

    • @MishKoz
      @MishKoz 6 років тому +12

      Holy fuck, I didn't realize she was that old. All that screaming would kill anyone's voice regardless of age

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 6 років тому +2

      Uh...Mish, you know who Bulma is right? She would barely scream compared to the main characters...

    • @MishKoz
      @MishKoz 6 років тому +16

      I was replying to him about Masako Nozawa, Goku's voice

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 6 років тому +41

    Having watched both Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z this year, having never seen it before, I can totally see why fans hated this crap. I mean holy shit at least Last Airbender captured the general look of the show. This? You could remove 'Dragon Ball'' from the title and call it anything else and it would probably stick.

  • @ThatOneIrishPerson
    @ThatOneIrishPerson 6 років тому +110

    Surprised and disappointed that you didn't include the clip where they called the special moves of dragon ball z AIRBENDING. They called the Kamehameha wave, a move that we've seen eradicating enemies down to their cells, destroying landscapes and even destroying the moon at one point, "The most basic of all the AIRBENDING techniques"

    • @WolfmanSonic
      @WolfmanSonic 5 років тому +5

      ThatOne IrishPerson let me put it this way if they did the rage from them would be off the charts

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 4 роки тому +5

      [Confused Air Nation noises]

    • @garrtoons4303
      @garrtoons4303 2 роки тому +4

      They did in the actual review.

    • @rando9449
      @rando9449 Рік тому +2

      Even if we make ourselves stupid enough to make it so dragonball and ATLA aim the same universe, how is the kamehameha air bending? It’s a blue laser.

  • @ATBPRODUCTlONS
    @ATBPRODUCTlONS 6 років тому +1059

    He’s turned into 3D pipes!!!!!

    • @MALEMization
      @MALEMization 6 років тому +30

      In the Bloopers, they laughed so much at that line for no reason!

    • @hellkaiser64
      @hellkaiser64 6 років тому +31

      HORNY GOKU !!!

    • @KlonoaFan64
      @KlonoaFan64 6 років тому +1

      I don't get it :/

    • @MALEMization
      @MALEMization 6 років тому +3

      +Douglas Levin
      ua-cam.com/video/DpVKo3h1WUM/v-deo.html
      Watch this video and you'll get it!

    • @Shilster1
      @Shilster1 6 років тому +2

      Don't worry we all don't get it

  • @RLynnT
    @RLynnT 5 років тому +18

    "Help me Goku"
    *Kicks the one who spoke*
    Real one: How did you know?!
    Goku: YOU NEVER ASK FOR HELP!

  • @zyad48
    @zyad48 6 років тому +86

    "I know this might be hard to believe, but-"
    "I'm actually asian, in this movie"
    *ROFL*

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 4 роки тому +12

    4:25: "if I have to see another old mentor die in a Goddamn movie"
    Pretty much sums up uncle Ben

  • @DaniAzakura
    @DaniAzakura 6 років тому +35

    Here is the funny thing about how DB handle the whole mentor died part of the show... the show started with Goku's grandfather already dead and Goku had moved on a long time ago... so yeah. xD

    • @natemo82
      @natemo82 6 років тому +7

      They also skip the part about Goku killing his Grandfather

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 6 років тому +422

    Yup, there's a reason Piccolo was chosen because he was the big bad for the end of Dragonball. Just to hit the highlights:
    1. Killed Tien, Master Roshi, and Krillin
    2. Took over the world albeit briefly
    3. Handed Goku his ass several times
    4. After having his youth restored he destroyed Shenron so no one could use the dragonballs against him
    5. Even when he was defeated he made a reincarnation/son to carry out his revenge on Goku years later and continue his evil legacy.

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 6 років тому +49

      Goku Black Piccolo didn't actually kill Krillin. Tambourine actually killed Krillin.
      That whole scene was sad as hell lol

    • @doodleboy565
      @doodleboy565 6 років тому +34

      Goku Black King Piccolo killed Chiaotzu, not Tien.

    • @Matt_Underwood
      @Matt_Underwood 6 років тому +15

      Tambourine killed Krillin, Master Roshi exhausted himself to death by using the Mafuba and Tien never died by Piccolo as far as I know. I only know he died after his last attack against Nappa. I do know that he killed Chiaotzu

    • @fabiovarra3698
      @fabiovarra3698 6 років тому +8

      is chiaotzu the little white guy who follow tienzin? (in Italy we have almost all different name from every charater, for example here Piccolo father is called Al-Satan and Piccolo Junior only Junior)
      if yes he was killed by Piccolo while he tried to tell his wish to Shenron
      PS: in italian Piccolo=Little

    • @PikminandOatchi
      @PikminandOatchi 6 років тому +1

      Tambourine is Piccolos kid and minion so same difference.

  • @jantzenbruce2155
    @jantzenbruce2155 6 років тому +12

    Piccolo turns his head at the end like, "What did we do last night?"

  • @lolo_trolo7402
    @lolo_trolo7402 6 років тому +13

    You made me realize ANOTHER thing that insults me as a fan and the source material!
    Dragonball never really had that "old mentor dies" cliche. Grandpa Gohan was dead before the series started. He was more like a "dead parents" stereotype and even that is not 100% the case. And Muten Roshi, Goku's first real mentor in the anime still lives in the current episodes! So here is another bullshit-cherry on top for you...

  • @SerenityM16
    @SerenityM16 5 років тому +21

    I just realized, the freaking opening is closer to freaking Legend of Zelda than it is to Dragonball!!!

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 6 років тому +51

    I can see Chris Stuckman be like, "How DARE you find it laughably bad!!!" I did the same thing tbh :/

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 2 роки тому

      Ya poeple are really bad at sealing thing the seal either weakens over time or out right brakes over time.

  • @misinformation_spreader777
    @misinformation_spreader777 6 років тому +534

    I smell 1 Milllion subscribers!

  • @dbzking02
    @dbzking02 6 років тому +72

    "His hair is naturally Andrew Garfield"
    LOL!!!!

  • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
    @Jackal_El_Lobo34 6 років тому +161

    Happy Thanksgiving Doug.
    It's a time to be thankful...
    For the fact we'll never see a sequel to this SHITE!

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 років тому +1

      Dough, you're looking especially leavened today!

    • @Joker3384
      @Joker3384 6 років тому +2

      Killeric Longstar For that, any Dragon Ball fan will always be thankful for.

  • @piotrkowalski3869
    @piotrkowalski3869 5 років тому +8

    When the bike scene popped out and Rob's suspension of disbelief flew out of the window and he was just like:
    "Sure!"

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 2 роки тому

      Not much differences with hit button on tiny capsule and puff full size.

  • @squatch1565
    @squatch1565 6 років тому +91

    Man I wish you guys had gotten Chris Stuckmann to do a scene where you guys call him and ask, "Hey Chris! You're a fan of Dragon Ball right? Wanna review the live action-" and then he ends the call and looks in the distance sorrowfully.

  • @xXBlackDragoonXx
    @xXBlackDragoonXx 6 років тому +13

    You know an adaptation is bad when non-fans of the source material know that if they were fans that they would be a LOT more pissed.

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb 6 років тому +14

    3:54 "I know this may be hard to believe, but ..." "- I'm actually Asian in this movie!"
    Click like.

  • @MrYass24
    @MrYass24 5 років тому +6

    I died at the end when you said Piccolo's face was like "You're still here?" Lmfaaaao

  • @VGAfanatic
    @VGAfanatic 6 років тому +6

    It might just be me, but because of their affiliation with Team Four Star, I'd kinda like to see Doug or Rob do voice acting with Sound Cadence Studios, which does recording for indie games, anime, webshows, such as Death Battle and RWBY. I mean, Malcolm's voiced for them in a few projects, so I can imagine the Walker Bros. Would get along well with Marissa Lenti or Amber Lee Conners if either were to direct them.

  • @nathanross7448
    @nathanross7448 4 роки тому +9

    9:36 to be fair, in the original the very first wish made was for the most comfortable underwear in the universe

  • @Alphasnowbordergirl
    @Alphasnowbordergirl 5 років тому +4

    Too bad the original plot of this show was literally Goku going on adventures and had no real overarching theme. Sometimes he was training, sometimes it was going to get dragonballs just because, sometimes it was fight the red ribbon army, sometimes it was travel the world and learn training things. Piccolo took such a small portion of the orginal anime (Dragonball not Z) and Piccolo's goal was to regain his youth. That was it.

  • @QuintessenceHD
    @QuintessenceHD 6 років тому +9

    I actually fell asleep during this movie and woke up to the final "fight" scene... My body literally saved me.

  • @animegx45
    @animegx45 6 років тому +60

    -Piccolo in the bed, turning to see the woman.
    "Who are you?"
    "My name is Launch."
    Nah, but could you imagine?

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 6 років тому +4

      only Guy that Launch showed any interest in was Tien, but i suppose i could see it.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 6 років тому +4

      And the Internet shippers go wild...

  • @qwertybear.7120
    @qwertybear.7120 6 років тому +8

    2:10 Rob, You literally just described fifty percent of every plots.

  • @skylergulley3949
    @skylergulley3949 6 років тому +27

    I only accept this movie if it was directed, written, produced and financed by Mr. Popo just so he could add to the pecking order.
    Mr.Popo: "Ok, maggots Popo is going to tell you the pecking order. There's you, DBE, the dirt, the worms in the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami and Popo. Any questions."

    • @Speedstreak
      @Speedstreak 3 роки тому

      The original director: uh, yeah, how about.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
      Mr. Popo: Any more questions? Good. Then we can begin.

  • @alexramey2062
    @alexramey2062 6 років тому +5

    Rob making Doug laugh will never not be enduring.

  • @WaifuGoddessVA
    @WaifuGoddessVA 6 років тому +558

    Dragon Ball GT is better than Evolution-

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому +74

      A Otaku On The Internet Of course. Gt has problems but there were still good shit to watch from it. I need the TFS riff track in order to watch this crap.

    • @RandomShinigami7
      @RandomShinigami7 6 років тому +77

      That’s the one good thing to come from this movie. GT is no longer the joke of the franchise.

    • @fromolwyoming
      @fromolwyoming 6 років тому +12

      Not a high ceiling to break through. Most fan pieces are more true to Dragon Ball then DBE was.

    • @lionscave5256
      @lionscave5256 6 років тому +9

      A Otaku On The Internet Dragon Ball Super is better than Evolution.

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 6 років тому +19

      leonardo rodriguez Super isn't even close to being that bad of a series, but whatever. 😒😒

  • @connornoiles2447
    @connornoiles2447 5 років тому +3

    All you need to know about "Real Goku" is.. He likes fighting, but doesn't like hurting people.

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 6 років тому +8

    *BEFORE YOU MASTER YOUR KI, YOU MUST MASTER YOUR SCHLONG.*

  • @jasondamrau9943
    @jasondamrau9943 Рік тому +6

    Crazy to me how both Doug and Rob completely missed Dragon Ball

  • @MetalB1985
    @MetalB1985 6 років тому +2

    The funny thing is, in the original Dragon Ball story his grandfather was already dead for some months before the story starts (Goku's killed him, while he became an giant ape and he didn't know about it). So even the original story the artist had a small twist on this trope. Goku also didn't wish him back, since his grandfather told him (long story), he didn't wanted to go back.
    Goku's second mentor (Master Roshi) died in the third arc (he isn't even the first friend of Goku to die).

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 6 років тому +7

    I find it funny that Rob and Doug hadn’t seen anything about the show, and they found a way to make something more faithful to the anime. Then compare what they managed to make to the giant group of people who made this movie with a budget!!!
    Overall, it’s really impressive.

  • @ezmoney4598
    @ezmoney4598 3 роки тому +2

    I love how the filmmakers take Piccolo Jr., the most lonely character in Dragon Ball when he was a villain, and give him a sidekick and minions.

  • @AcceptGamingDKD
    @AcceptGamingDKD 6 років тому +74

    You complain about how the bike appeared out of nowhere from a little device, but in the anime they have little capsules that can turn into full hover cars. So yes it makes sense in the DBZ world. Tho it is indeed ridiculous it is something they did get right....sorta.

    • @SonicmaniaVideos
      @SonicmaniaVideos 6 років тому +44

      It's because of the lack of world building...they got it right, but in an adaptation it still requires explanations. Dragon Ball just had a way to transport stuff via capsules...

    • @AcceptGamingDKD
      @AcceptGamingDKD 6 років тому +1

      Yea but its the same thing essentially

    • @fabiovarra3698
      @fabiovarra3698 6 років тому +10

      one of the bigger problem of the film is that for the most part look like our world, whitout nothing out of the ordinary, so the capsule thing looks totaly out of place
      while DragonBall was clear that was a fantasy world, with dinosaurs, monster, flying car ecc.

    • @humanconvertile
      @humanconvertile 6 років тому +1

      They're not reviewing the Anime, just the movie. Even if the Anime explains things better, the movie is clearly not supposed to be a product that is based on the source material's canon/continuity, so it shouldn't be required to watch Dragon Ball/DBZ to understand the movie if the movie was written well.

    • @tibblez88
      @tibblez88 6 років тому +1

      Keep in mind they said they never watched the show.

  • @despadas
    @despadas 6 років тому +66

    wait, there was an after credits scene?!

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 6 років тому +10

      Daniel García Yeah, there actually was a post-credit scene in this god-awful movie.

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 6 років тому +1

      Daniel García It features his mom. As a corpse

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 6 років тому +1

      They had to set up the sequel that they though was certain to happen. They thought this because they didn't watch their own movie or even read the script.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 6 років тому

      wait, WHO's mom now? neither Goku or Chichi had mothers in the anime, good god they fuck it up THAT badly to insert originally absent parents?? so many sins that movie commits, it belongs in the center of Movie Hell, or HFIL if that's too harsh.

  • @mardenjunior1799
    @mardenjunior1799 6 років тому +17

    The strangest part of this shit...DragonBall actually has nothing to do with the old mentor dying thing. You know the grandpa in this movie? At the first episode of DB, he was already dead. And was not the inspiration for Goku`s journey or any of that...Goku seemed pretty fine and resolved in that department. This characters are just share the same names as the ones in the anime. The story? More like a shitty spiderman than dragonball really.

  • @tkcritic7368
    @tkcritic7368 6 років тому +2

    3:54
    Chi-Chi: I know this maybe hard to believe, but...
    Rob: I'm actually Asian in this movie!
    LOL!!!

  • @legendaryhero132
    @legendaryhero132 6 років тому +82

    It would be funny in the Japanese dub of Evolution if Goku was voiced by Masako Nozawa.

    • @utterfool2164
      @utterfool2164 6 років тому +19

      Just the original anime cast as their... *ahem*... "counterparts. That'd probably make it way more tolerable.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому +16

      It would be funny but not worth it. Even if Nozawa or the Funimation cast (if they gave a damn about this shit unless it was to make it... tolerable) dubbed this movie, it wouldn't save this film plus it'd be a waste of her vocal talent IMHO.

    • @thegreatherox
      @thegreatherox 6 років тому +8

      well, the mexican dub did have both goku adn piccolo's original VAs to return to their character because.... fans demanded it..... and it made it .001% less painful to watch

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 6 років тому +6

      If TFS re wrote the dialogue and dubbed it, that'd be great.

    • @majinsole8554
      @majinsole8554 6 років тому

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO! ~_~

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 роки тому +2

    I remember seeing this and the last airbender in the theater. I’ve shut out most of what I saw those days

  • @grosiradu
    @grosiradu 6 років тому +67

    This movie was atrocious, they changed all the lore.
    Goku is not Japaneses, he is an alien from planet Vegita, he was never a dork or in school, he was only interested in training and getting better, also Chichi was the one that was after him, not the other way around.

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 6 років тому +6

      @@UltimateGamerCC well, Goku did get brain damage as a baby, which is why he's like this. If he hadn't fallen on his head, he wouldn't be the character we all know and love!

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 5 років тому +2

      Seriously, that’s part of what made Dragonball interesting is that Chichi just kinda decided, you’re my boyfriend now, and Goku went, ummm, ok, whatever I guess XD

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 5 років тому +1

      Ohhhhhh! She was supposed to be *Chichi*! I honestly was wondering who she was. I havn't watched the movie and it's been a while since I saw the review. None of the characters were remotely like the anime/manga, so I was having trouble. Goku and Piccolo were obvious, but that was it.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 роки тому

      @@mentaya11 I really don't know what's going on with Bulma's hair in this. If you look back at the show, she's had so many interesting looks, yet they went with...a top knot? That's supposed to be Chi-Chi's look. But the knot just spills out after that, what were they going for with this style?

  • @Undead853
    @Undead853 6 років тому +47

    Close to 1 million. :)

  • @MarelorMoon
    @MarelorMoon 5 років тому +6

    The sad thing is: they could have done something new with the "sensing the real person" cliché: in the anime and in this pile of garbage they call a movie, Goku has the ability to sense person's lifeforces, he even could sense his grandfather and Master Roshi. So it made no sense, that he couldn't sense the real ChiChi and the writers even abused the Kamehameha for this: it's a deadly attack, not a reviving attack.

  • @averagegamecritic
    @averagegamecritic 6 років тому +18

    I wonder if the Emoji movie will be up for it next. Definitely needs it.

    • @joshuaobryan4896
      @joshuaobryan4896 6 років тому

      critic abuse! no one should be subjected to that filthburger

  • @twmax6525
    @twmax6525 2 роки тому +4

    Lol, that ending going into the credits and their commentary, hilarious.

  • @theanxiousace3783
    @theanxiousace3783 6 років тому +8

    Third time I've watched this and I still die at "bless this lemonade"! XD

  • @chaoschikin2875
    @chaoschikin2875 6 років тому +4

    I binged these 1st Viewing episodes in an afternoon. Love seeing their initial reactions

  • @t.c.thompson2359
    @t.c.thompson2359 6 років тому +2

    I rented Dragon Evolution from redbox but before I got a chance to see it I heard the reviews, I still have that rental from 9 years ago. The fact that I prevented others from watching that is my greatest achievement.

  • @BornofIron
    @BornofIron 6 років тому +5

    I honestly feel its impossible to make a solid live action shonen. You can probably get away with something like MHA since its basically "japanese super heroes" but American filmaking cant really make a story of a "annoyingly chipper space monkey fights literally everything the universe throws at him while screaming to make his hair grow and change colors while 50% is filler/drawn out misadventures 25%is heavy grunting and breathing and the 20% is fighting and the other 5% is sex jokes".
    Edit: Don't worry, reader, I watch and enjoy DBZ. Hell my first game on the One was Xenoverse.

  • @michaelnelson1127
    @michaelnelson1127 5 років тому +4

    10:40 Maybe you should’ve gone with the Music Man version:
    “Piccolo Piccolo
    Piccolo Piccolo
    CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!
    That’s exactly what this movie is.”

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 6 років тому +3

    5:14 sums up my reaction to everything once I’m just too pissed off to be pissed off. “-Sure.”

  • @joshtheeditor7284
    @joshtheeditor7284 6 років тому +1

    I just realized it sounds like Rob described the new Power Ranger movie when he summing up the movie at 1:46

  • @kittyanya
    @kittyanya 6 років тому +12

    They got Bulma and Chichi’s personalities mixed up, Goku can’t shift into the monkey form because his tail was wished off in the original, bad Piccolo was killed in the original Dragon Ball and the new one trains Goku’s son and sort of alliances with the world to fight back the new Saiyan invaders. If they wanted to go with the transformation and evil Piccolo, Goku would 1) need a tail and 2) be a child.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 6 років тому

      "wished off"? when the hell did that happen? i thought between DB and DBZ they surgically removed the root of his tail, which kept it from coming back.
      does that mean they wished off Vegeta's too after the Frieza Saga?

    • @mystic-malevolence
      @mystic-malevolence 6 років тому

      ...I thought it could just only regrow when he was a child, so after a while it stopped regrowing... like how it takes longer to recover from certain injuries as you get older. I don't remember it being wished off?

    • @alex_-yz9to
      @alex_-yz9to 6 років тому

      The Gaming Paladin a robot Ripped it off like nobody's buisness

  • @alsinakiria
    @alsinakiria 6 років тому +3

    Every time I see that kiss all I can think is "Goku has never kissed Chichi!!!" Why oh why must they get everything wrong?" He doesn't even know what kissing is.

  • @Gamesta100
    @Gamesta100 6 років тому +24

    Goku was something like 4 years old in DB lol He met Chi-chi and Bulma at that age.
    Grandpa Gohan was killed by great ape goku before DB started.
    King Piccolo arrived when Goku was also still a very young child.

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 6 років тому +4

      He was 12 at the start of DB. He though he was 13 until Roshie taught him to count properly

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 6 років тому

      NobodyImportant I never remember his age lol

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 6 років тому

      actually Goku was probably 11 at the beginning of DB, then when he meets Krillin he turned 12.
      EDIT: oh wait, or was he 12? bah, i havent watched Dragonball in months, so i forget.

    • @DemonicsInc
      @DemonicsInc 6 років тому

      Gamesta100 he was 14

    • @marshallseldon4200
      @marshallseldon4200 6 років тому +4

      In the manga Goku was 11 when he met bulma. He only thought he was 14 due him not being able to count correctly. When he was training with Krillin he eventually turn 12 after Roshi taught him how to count properly. Also his training took over the course of 7 months so there's that.
      This is me being nick picky so this part you don't have to read. After Goku defeated the Red Ribbon army, met his dead grandpa after beating him, he explore the world for 3 years for the next tournament. When he meet Tien he was 15 at the time. After killing King Piccolo 3 years past again and he was 18 at the time. 5 years later (cause DBZ took place 5 years after he defeated Piccolo's son) he's about 23 when Raditz came around. 1 year later he is 24, went to Namek, spent a year and a half in space now 25, 3 years later during the android saga 28 (29 after he got out of the time chamber), 7 years later when the Majin Buu saga started he was 36 ( I know he was dead at the time so he didn't age but I don't care). Now in DBS which took lace a few years after Majin Buu's defeat he's about 39-early forties as of now.
      Like I said you don't need to read that last paragraph I was just putting it out there cause I felt like it. If I miss a detail or two let me know.

  • @PlanetAwesomenessProductions
    @PlanetAwesomenessProductions 5 років тому +4

    4:52
    Grandma Gohan laughs in the afterlife

  • @NarwhalEntertainment
    @NarwhalEntertainment 5 років тому +6

    My favorite thing in Dragonball Evolution is that the kids who bully Goku bully him BECAUSE HE SPENDS ALL HIS TIME TRAINING AT MARTIAL ARTS. Even without show knowledge that's fucking stupid.

  • @darroth42
    @darroth42 6 років тому +2

    the beaten-dog 'sure.' from rob during the bike-making-unfolding nonsense is the best thing i've ever seen on this channel, i think.

  • @majinsole8554
    @majinsole8554 6 років тому +21

    This movie hurt so bad to watch that I got a zenkai boost afterwards once I recovered from viewing it. ~_~

  • @MrDakiller47
    @MrDakiller47 6 років тому +7

    You could make a video of Doug sneezing and you'd reach 1,000,000 subs

  • @CButtonshaw
    @CButtonshaw 6 років тому +11

    Clearly not drunk enough for this movie

  • @anonymousgamecritic9832
    @anonymousgamecritic9832 5 років тому +3

    We’ve had a sequel to Shaq-fu, I await the sequel to this movie; Dragonball Evolution 2, Dragonball Evolution GT, Dragonball NOT Z, or whatever they want to call it??! 😂 😂 😂

  • @kaleiohulee6693
    @kaleiohulee6693 6 років тому +15

    Bad film, but I did't that care Goku wasn't Japanese since the character is an alien. Common misconception in foreign adaptations, a creator's ethnicity doesn't always correlate to the characters they create.

    • @Sawngawkuh
      @Sawngawkuh 5 років тому +5

      But the point is he's very obviously an Asian-derived character. Toriyama even gave him a Bruce Lee-esque design on one of his Kanzenban covers. Just because he's an alien doesn't negate the fact that it would've been more suitable to have an Asian play as him, just as there'd be resistance over Superman's actor being played by someone who wasn't Caucasian.

  • @David-zu5kz
    @David-zu5kz 5 років тому +2

    5:34 When You Finally Beat A Video Game, But Then An Error Occurs...

  • @TheManOfManyNames373
    @TheManOfManyNames373 6 років тому +3

    "Shit, I hope he doesn't know I was trying to blow that up..."
    I really wish that joke made the review. It probably didn't fit anywhere in the script, but it was still funny as hell.

  • @jeremylatta9038
    @jeremylatta9038 6 років тому +2

    The theme song of this 'First Viewing' show feels like it belongs in a Civilisation game

  • @ZadnoleyaEdits
    @ZadnoleyaEdits 6 років тому +3

    I wonder if the walker bros knew they were also talking about the Justice League plot at the beginning...

  • @wanton-strumpet
    @wanton-strumpet 4 роки тому +2

    "old mentor's having a meeting place" in heaven is an amazing sentiment

  • @sammydray5919
    @sammydray5919 6 років тому +25

    I have a feeling Malcolm should have been there!! Would have made it 9000 times better XD

  • @Hannah-uc4vb
    @Hannah-uc4vb 6 років тому +9

    This was great!!! Please try to review the Death Note movie sometime!! I'm a huge fan of the show, and this movie beyond passed me off. I just want to see what you'd have to say about it!!

  • @Jesterclown17
    @Jesterclown17 6 років тому +4

    Okay, Doug. Just to give you a better idea of how badly they botched this adaption...
    Speed Racer was a far more faithful adaptation to it's source material, with better writing, better acting and and better special effects.
    And we all know how much you loved that movie.

  • @DarkZholt
    @DarkZholt 6 років тому +2

    The fact that they don't know much about the movie at least spares them of some of the frustration of seeing every character and plot point be written wrong.

  • @SuperHandyman100
    @SuperHandyman100 6 років тому +4

    God this movie pisses me off. How can you mess up something that was practically gift wrapped for you? Toriyama basically gave you the source material practically wrapped in fine silk. At least we got Battle of the Gods for this mess, that movie was basically Toriyama saying "Shit man, I'm sorry...here...just...take this...sorry..."

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 6 років тому +2

    I think the biggest issue that I have with this movie was that I envisioned the perfect bad Dragonball movie that could be made at that time, and that was exactly what I got. We were right dead center of the Disney Channel teen high school bullshit era, so Goku was in high school. Y'know, the country bumpkin who never had a single day of formal education. Oh, but of course Avatar and Transformers are hot right now, so we need to add in some ridiculous CGI machines and "air bending." The issue is that this isn't a Dragonball movie...It's a Frankenstein monster stitched together from various bits of 2009 zeitgeist and thinly coated in a layer of Dragonball paint. They were too concerned with following current trends to bother with actually adapting the source material.

  • @AimeeRose1997
    @AimeeRose1997 6 років тому +5

    Do more drunk first viewings PLEEEEEAASE!!!

  • @qkumber9441
    @qkumber9441 6 років тому +2

    *sits up slowly* "...Did you just say Dragonball is like Harry Potter?"

  • @40GamesAG
    @40GamesAG 6 років тому +6

    With all due respect to the Dragonball fan community, I’m with Doug on that it definitely didn’t grab me. However I SERIOUSLY found this movie painful to watch and even I could tell it had nothing to do with Dragonball.

    • @React2Quick
      @React2Quick 6 років тому

      KentuckyWallChicken of course it has nothing to do with the series. It was a shameless cash in on the popularity of the series. Much like the terrible Last Airbender movie, a shameless cash in

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 2 роки тому

      Ya it is just bad not focusing on the fans.

  • @pelgervampireduck
    @pelgervampireduck 6 років тому +2

    you should review the disaster artist, it would be interesting, your "the room" review was great.