Classic where the low key best lyric pops up within a minute in the song, perfect framing for the character and how much influence he has. Wish he went back to the well with the lyric but oh well it’s perfectly placed in the song!
Its such an awful shame they want to revamp so many superheroes to be black, but then COMPLETELY forget this guy. We already had amazing black super heroes!
Police had to serve a warrant to Super Hand's house once. Super Hand came outside, talked to the swat team, and then bitched slap the officer in charge. They tore up the warrant, turned in their badges, and went to work for Super Hand as assistant pimps.
My mum used to date Super Hand for a little bit way back before she met my dad. She never did regain peripheral vision in her right eye. Still flinches like she's been electrocuted if you try to high five her, too.
Dressed as a Saudi Prince in Insurgency Sandstorm I jacked a technical and ducked down and played the next 2 and half minutes doing hit and runs on the attacking waves to this. 10/10 Appreciate you.
"Folks, let me tell you, Super Hand is a tremendous character. Absolutely incredible. You've got this guy, right? A real winner. He’s a pimp, but not just any pimp-he's been bitten by a radioactive pimp, which is, believe me, a very special thing. Now, he’s got this gigantic hand, like nothing you’ve ever seen, and it’s huge, the biggest hand you can imagine. So, here’s the deal: Super Hand uses this massive hand to make sure he gets his money on time. It's brilliant, folks. He’s not just collecting payments; he’s doing it with style and efficiency. This is a man who understands how to get results, and let me tell you, people respect that. They say, 'Hey, if Super Hand says you need to pay up, you better pay up!' It’s all about making things work, getting things done. That’s what makes Super Hand so great-he’s got the power and he’s using it to run a smooth operation. Tremendous success, believe me.” Trump's explanation of Super Hand, per chatGPT.
Literally an old western called “Boss N$&@“er” yes with the er. Movie has a slapping intro just like this, and Boss was the absolute shit in that movie.
@@HardArchiveVinyl🎉hell yeah. I do comedy songs and would offer my voice. But I'm in California and you probably want an authentic church voice. Ideally a brotha from the 70s who can still sing his ass off now that hes retired from doing window decals in Oakland. Or Any retired preacher from Atlanta
@@flashback7273 And finding a singer that will be cool with singing the lyrics might be a challenge. Either way I'm just gonna keep making these. Cheers!
This is my new D&D character. Here's how to build him. Bard levels all the way, take long strider, jump, bigby's hand, tavern brawler, and truesight. Then show your DM this video before the first session. We need more superhand material
Woman "It's over, Super Hand! My powers of not listening will defeat you!" *Super Hand jumps over a police station in a single bound.* Woman "He's too powerful!"
1:48 I remember that issue of Captain America! A.I.M. captured Captain, brainwashed him and dyed his skin to become a pimp named Jethro Jones. A hardass pimp from queens that ended up taking over all of prostitution in New York City. That was a wild and bonkers storyline.
I heard the original artist was going to make the movie after he got out of jail but if it’s anything like the tv show he’ll be back in before shooting ends. A real shame we never got to see the final episode of how super hand gets out of that courtroom. Really hope the movie if not answers the burning questions at least pays homage to the original series.
"A radioactive pimp bit his hand" had me fucking wheezing, holy shit
TO GET HIS MONEY ON TIME!
"Super powers to make a bitch LISTEN, and get her naked with sex-ray vision." Just magical.
"Oh shіt bіtсh mоthеrfuсk yeah"
poetry
I had to pause the video there. Such audacity 😂😂😂😂
Me 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro I f*ckin died!!!
Did I just hear sex-ray vision? Hard Archive, you don't miss!
Classic where the low key best lyric pops up within a minute in the song, perfect framing for the character and how much influence he has. Wish he went back to the well with the lyric but oh well it’s perfectly placed in the song!
Apparently, his only known weaknesses are Gold Kryptonite and child support.
and crack
You forgot, snitches
@@lukemusa2687na snitches get stitches, there was a whole episode about it back in the day.
@@lukemusa2687
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Ancient text reveal Super Hand was the protege' to the OG Diamond Hand, leader of the Slappabeetch Clan
I’m so happy you introduced me to this channel.
I remember stumbling on that in the Torah during temple when I was 7.
"Which was 100% of the time" 🤣 Truth is funny AF.
Its such an awful shame they want to revamp so many superheroes to be black, but then COMPLETELY forget this guy. We already had amazing black super heroes!
I think this is more than one superhero. It's like Pimp-tice League, Pimpicide Squad, X-Pimps, etc.
@@TheTrumpReaper Not "X-Pimps" though, might be confused for an Ex-pimp. And once a pimp, always a pimp.
@@Pantheragem 🤣
@@pardontheopinion8679 Don't forget about the PURPLE PEOPLE AND THEIR Ganga queenie!
@@Pantheragem AND SOETH THE GRIM BEEPERS OF BUDEN.
In the next issue: P.I.M.P. Super Hand vs The H.O.E. Syndicate!
Nooo that a box office hit
Somebody, please make it so.
With super hand's partner pimp named slick back
The main leader of H.O.E. Syndicate, Vagina Dentata, always gave me the creeps.
YO YO YO lol
Imagine travelling to 1975 and playing this on the radio.
People were pretty spicy back then, I reckon it would unite people. Like blazing saddles.
SNL is where you would want this to go
This has no business being this catchy 😂
This movie soundtrack is basically done at this point. needs the movie.
Dolemite 2
😂😭🤣😭😂🤣😎😎@@iralas
I was thinking to buy the rights to a comic book.
Fuck _YES._
I call dibs on the storyboard
Forget Deadpool, THIS will save the MCU
Super Hand would fit right in on the Venture Brothers.
That would be so awesome. And make him a level 8 or higher...and inspired by P Diddy 😂
The infinity slap.
Underrated😂
I heard when Disney tried to buy him the creator threatened to backhand everyone in the company until Walt came back from the dead to join him.
@@BacckSheefRecords
Yeah I heard that too
My daddy used to hum this shit somehow it always put mom in her place
😂❤😎🤘🏾
I can't stop listening to this
Sho’nuff
This whole channel is as addictive as heroin.
I'm hooked to this song why isn't there a super hand movie I think Samuel Jackson would make this a hit pun intended 🤣🤣🤣🤣💪
@@eddieortiz237DUDE IVE BEEN THINKING ALL DAY THIS CHARACTER WAS MADE FOR MY BOY SAM JACKSON!
Me 2 I must have heard this song at least 50 times and once this morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Police had to serve a warrant to Super Hand's house once. Super Hand came outside, talked to the swat team, and then bitched slap the officer in charge. They tore up the warrant, turned in their badges, and went to work for Super Hand as assistant pimps.
Legend has it John Shaft was one of his deputies.
LMMFAO!!!!
I can't believe that Spiderman so blatantly ripped off Super Hand's origin story.
100% of the time this song is 100% amazing. Your day will improve if you wake up to it!
I cant wait till Ai can make the show that goes along with these sweet tunes
I think the best run of these books was when he teamed up with Batman
My mum used to date Super Hand for a little bit way back before she met my dad. She never did regain peripheral vision in her right eye. Still flinches like she's been electrocuted if you try to high five her, too.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OngoGablogian185 shed a super seer, no doubt!
The hook is crazy
This would be a better movie than anything marvel/disney/star wars has produced in the past 5 years
One of his superpowers is you can never tell how many fingers he is holding up.
A.I. has serious issues with how hands work. 😂😂
Thankfully, Super Hand does not.
lol@@infrnlmssh9719
it's not a bug, it's a feature as far as i'm aware. i'm losing my shit every time I see pimp with 17 figners and three legs.
Dressed as a Saudi Prince in Insurgency Sandstorm I jacked a technical and ducked down and played the next 2 and half minutes doing hit and runs on the attacking waves to this. 10/10 Appreciate you.
Super Hand does it again! 😂
I watched his Saturday morning cartoon back in the day
"...which was 100% of the time." Wow. I nearly died.
@@JamesFarrOfficial
Cheers James!
This music is the coolest thing I ever listen too and I'm not deaf.
This absolutely sounds like it could've been a '70s TV show theme song.
“Oh fxxk yea” 🤣🤣
Thats why I love the hook, that Of Fxxk Yea just sells it
@@robert48044oh shit yea!
This the best $h!t I ever heard in my whole existence. He could hear the cops from a mile away😂🤣
"B*tch I wear a cape"
I see what you did there 😂
Cheers!
@@HardArchiveVinylNice to see references between my two favorite AI Music channels
"Folks, let me tell you, Super Hand is a tremendous character. Absolutely incredible. You've got this guy, right? A real winner. He’s a pimp, but not just any pimp-he's been bitten by a radioactive pimp, which is, believe me, a very special thing. Now, he’s got this gigantic hand, like nothing you’ve ever seen, and it’s huge, the biggest hand you can imagine.
So, here’s the deal: Super Hand uses this massive hand to make sure he gets his money on time. It's brilliant, folks. He’s not just collecting payments; he’s doing it with style and efficiency. This is a man who understands how to get results, and let me tell you, people respect that. They say, 'Hey, if Super Hand says you need to pay up, you better pay up!' It’s all about making things work, getting things done. That’s what makes Super Hand so great-he’s got the power and he’s using it to run a smooth operation. Tremendous success, believe me.”
Trump's explanation of Super Hand, per chatGPT.
This is the hero the black community needs.
This is the only superhero the world needs at this point.
His main villain was "The Man".
@@darthbigred22
You reminded me of this
Sons of Slum "The Man"
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Cheers!
A pimp with super powers 😃
The hero we both need and deserve
Ahahahahaha!!! This is best one yet. Cryin’ laighin’.
Super Hand is my favorite character in the PSU (Pimp Slappematic Universe)
@@Triple-Q
Your mash-ups are incredible
Cheers Triple-Q!
These keep getting better and better! I deadass want a cartoon series about A Pimp Named Super Hand on Adult Swim or something 😂
This shit bumps!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would legit buy every issue of this comic.
I would 100% read comics about superhero pimps (even though every pimp is already a hero in his own right).
Every morning I do my push ups in the yard to this[this comment has been screened and read for approval by the Smith County Dept of Corrections]
I want to be just like Super Hand when i grow up
I don't know which I like more, the absolute gem of a song or these fucking wild ass album arts 🤣
The hero feminists need and deserve.
As does the so-called "modern audience"
Finally some good f***en UA-cam comments
Gross but lmao
@@JoeMama-bj9jw I mean it would do them some good. Maybe they will stop being stupid bitches.
Slap that Red Diaper right off y'all
Therapist: *a pimp named Thanos is a myth, he can't hurt you*
*A pimp named Thanos:* 0:17
That's something. Sounds like this song could be used in a superhero or blaxploitation film.
Literally an old western called “Boss N$&@“er” yes with the er. Movie has a slapping intro just like this, and Boss was the absolute shit in that movie.
That bass line is legit ngl
This song SLAPS!
Dude!
You need to put together a Parliament size band and take this funk on the road.
That's the dream.
Already have the band, just need some singers.
We'll see what happens.
Cheers!
@@HardArchiveVinyl🎉hell yeah. I do comedy songs and would offer my voice. But I'm in California and you probably want an authentic church voice. Ideally a brotha from the 70s who can still sing his ass off now that hes retired from doing window decals in Oakland. Or Any retired preacher from Atlanta
@@flashback7273
And finding a singer that will be cool with singing the lyrics might be a challenge.
Either way I'm just gonna keep making these.
Cheers!
@@HardArchiveVinylfa sho you right. right on!
@@HardArchiveVinyl I would be blown away to hear to a genuine black man singing this song as is, that muth***f***r would be super bad
This is my new D&D character. Here's how to build him. Bard levels all the way, take long strider, jump, bigby's hand, tavern brawler, and truesight. Then show your DM this video before the first session. We need more superhand material
Finally listened to all your hits, this is probably the greatest one.
Im always dying when he says super hand will commit a super crime
My next ringtone 😁
Whenever my imaginary wife gets lippy with me I play this song to keep her in check.
I found this album in my older brothers collection in the 70s and I like this song so much I punch my stuffed animals to the beat.
Woman "It's over, Super Hand! My powers of not listening will defeat you!"
*Super Hand jumps over a police station in a single bound.*
Woman "He's too powerful!"
Stuff like this is why I subscribed to this channel 💯
“It’s like ‘A Tribe Called Quest’, you gotta say the whole thing”
1:48 I remember that issue of Captain America! A.I.M. captured Captain, brainwashed him and dyed his skin to become a pimp named Jethro Jones. A hardass pimp from queens that ended up taking over all of prostitution in New York City. That was a wild and bonkers storyline.
Super Hand needs a sequel, he is rocking. You nailed it on this one again, Super Hand is awesome.
I got something cookin up.
Cheers!
After hearing this song it's now a front runner for my life's theme song.
Winning on every song!
Stan Lee Hooker ! 🤣🙏 Oh f*ck yeah, this is GENIUS !! 🙌😝 Got my cryin' here Hard Archive !! 💯🎶❤
Proud of that name, made me Lmao
Cheers Vanta!🇬🇧🍻
@@HardArchiveVinyl Me too ! 🤣💯 Love from Cheshire Hard Archive !! ❤❤❤ Have an amazing weekend 🥂💋 Cheers xx
Pimpin' wasn't easy for Easy E, but Super Hand made it look like a breeze.
The pimp hand in this jam is solid my man 😎👋😎👋😎👋
@@cliphound80
Cheers Angus!
"A radioactive pimp bit his hand" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The most iconic black super hero, how did Black Panther get a movie before Super Hand?
:A pimp named Super hand
No its A pimp named Super hand
:Reily
Yeah super hand
:A pimp named Super hand
No its A pimp named Super hand
I can literally see this song playing as a background music in a Quentin Tarantino movie 🍿🎥😅
the one man saitama wouldn't fight 😂
I heard Superhand was part Indian…from the Slapahoe tribe.
I would pay to watch a film adaptation of this comic
yo man as soon i’ve seen couple of artworks with hand in the first plan i’ve started laughing man, this is some good shit 😂😂😂
I heard the original artist was going to make the movie after he got out of jail but if it’s anything like the tv show he’ll be back in before shooting ends. A real shame we never got to see the final episode of how super hand gets out of that courtroom. Really hope the movie if not answers the burning questions at least pays homage to the original series.
My ALL TIME FAVORITE WITH A BACK hand ACCENT 😂
Can't believe they even found the variant covers with the first P missing 0.0
This the best song I've ever heard.
The official Halloween Costume of 2024
The idol that "Big Mike" modelled his personality on in preparation for his later role as first Lady of the universe!
Should be in an art gallery.
Old school jam
shit slaps harder than super hand's pimp slap
OH SHIT YEEEEAAAHHHH
This one put tears in my eyes😂
I would LOVE!!! to know where these super pimps get their clothes/ costumes...🤣🤣🤣
When you think about it a lot of superhero costumes just look like pimp clothes…
@@snowbunnie1113 ...but some of the costumes that they're wearing have that pimp style edge that you don't see on Superman or Batman...🤣🤣🤣
"Or super hand will do a super crime"
Bro I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This would be better than any Marvel or DC movie after Endgame..and possibly before
God I love these songs keep em coming 😅
This song is my spirit animal.
I heard Samuel L. Jackson has signed up for the movie...possibly a trilogy.
" thinking her naked with sex ray vision" 🤣
This is fire