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Waking up at the crack of noon to cook up hilarious tunes.
Lean back with your favorite beverage and enjoy this classic collection of rare nostalgic vinyl hits.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Cheers!
Lean back with your favorite beverage and enjoy this classic collection of rare nostalgic vinyl hits.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Cheers!
Drone Hunter (1974)
#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70sfunk #comedy
This funk single from the 1970's was recently declassified after officials determined the song is no longer a security risk. "Drone Hunter" was reported to be written and performed by [REDACTED] and the [REDACTED]. According to the documents, this song is about a strange dream lead singer [REDACTED] had during his participation in a classified gov sleep study program. [REDACTED] claimed to have reoccurring dreams about robots called "drones" flying over New Jersey to follow and observe people, causing panic and mayhem to ensue. [REDACTED] said that in the dream he was given the official title of "Drone Hunter" and he was given a mission to shoot down all the drones. The dream ends with a bizarre discovery that the drones are actually friendly, and seem to only be interested in American foods such as pizza, burgers and hot dogs.
Lyrics
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This funk single from the 1970's was recently declassified after officials determined the song is no longer a security risk. "Drone Hunter" was reported to be written and performed by [REDACTED] and the [REDACTED]. According to the documents, this song is about a strange dream lead singer [REDACTED] had during his participation in a classified gov sleep study program. [REDACTED] claimed to have reoccurring dreams about robots called "drones" flying over New Jersey to follow and observe people, causing panic and mayhem to ensue. [REDACTED] said that in the dream he was given the official title of "Drone Hunter" and he was given a mission to shoot down all the drones. The dream ends with a bizarre discovery that the drones are actually friendly, and seem to only be interested in American foods such as pizza, burgers and hot dogs.
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Baby, It's Cold Cuts Inside (1997)
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#obscurevinyl #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #comedy #classicvinyl #hardarchive #90s #slowjams #randb #Christmasmusic Rare 90's R&B winter time single by American vocalist harmony duo Jersey Mike & Jimmy John, produced by Phil Lee Cheestake. This sultry slow jam is about delicious memories of a winter past when Mike and his girlfriend were stuck inside a cabin...
Frank Chairman's Christmas Special (1957)
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#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #swingmusic #50s #christmasmusic #fullalbum Hard Archive proudly presents this extremely rare copy of Frank Chairman's Christmas Special album from 1957. Track list 0:01 It's Beginning to Look a lot Like B*tchmas 2:38 Seven Days of Pimpmas 5:18 Jingle Balls 8:16 Eight Maids a Milking 10:30 Dreamin...
Grandma Drank Rainier and Ran Over a Reindeer (1980)
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#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #country #bluegrass #christmasmusic This barn burner by Cody and The Chestnuts is considered to be one of the finest bluegrass tunes of all time. This obscure single comes from the 1980 multi genre holiday compilation album "Have Scotch Will Travel". In the 90's during a Rolling Stone magazine int...
Jingle Balls (1973)
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#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #70ssoul #christmasmusic Rare 70's soul cover version of Harold Bawls Christmas hit single "Jingle Balls" performed by Jimmy Shaft and The Sweater Puppies. Lyrics [Chorus] Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!) Jingle b*l...
Wish-Bone Zone (2099)
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#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #thrashmetal #rock #metal #punk In a post apocalyptic hellscape the great bone wars rage on as mutant warrior factions battle for control of the Bone Zone within middle earth. He who has the power to break the the sacred wishbone shall have all his wishes granted by the advanced artificial intelligence...
Dreaming of a Whites Only Christmas (1965)
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#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #christmasmusic Here is one of the only copies still left in existence of this bizarre take on Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" performed by soul singer Jessie Lee Peterstone. Jessie grew up in the Jim Crow era and was one of the only black pro segregation activists at the time....
Eight Maids a Milking (1968)
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#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #christmasmusic Extremely rare 1960's Christmas soul single by Tiny Herman and The Milkmen. Tiny wrote this song about the eighth day of Christmas, saying "it's by far the most important day of the twelve days of Christmas". This holiday hit single was at the top of the pop cha...
Seven Days of Pimpmas (1964)
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#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #christmasmusic Obscure holiday hit soul single from the 1960's written and performed by Eddie "Dice Game" Jefferson. During an interview Eddie was asked why Pimpmas was seven days rather than twelve to which he responded "I got seven b*tches standing in front of the 7-11 seven...
Jingle Balls (1969)
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#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #christmasmusic Rare 60's doo-wop soul Christmas single by Harold Bawls and The Swingers. Lyrics [Chorus] Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!) Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to...
Spanksgiving (1967)
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#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #motown Extremely rare soul funk single by Robbie Freeman and The Discipline. Happy Spanksgiving! Lyrics [Intro] (You better watch your a ) Oh yeah (You better watch your a ) All right [Verse 1] You got a lot to appreciate But you never stop to say thanks (say thanks) If you're...
Taste The CRUNCH (1984)
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#obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #hardarchive #funk #80svinyl #80sfunk #cassette Never released 80's funk pop single by Spud MacKenzie. This song was intended to be used as a jingle in a string of snack commercials for the Frito-Lay food company. Lays planned to release new crunchy peanut butter flavored chips called "The CRUNCH", but the snack was...
No B*tch November (1958)
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#obscurevinyl #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #classicvinyl #doowopmusic #soul #50s #hardarchive Here is a cover version of Jefferson D'Arcy and The Neighbors obscure hit single "No B*tch November" performed by Billie Jean Holladay. The new family holiday tradition of spending zero time with any women quickly gained popularity, and several cover versions of thi...
Witch Hunt - Bard Archive Remix (1489 - 2024)
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#obscurevinyl #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #classicvinyl #bardcore #tavernwave #neomedievalmusic #halloweenmusic Bard Archive's dance remix of Sir Bartholomew Jackson and The Squires' hit song originally from 1489... Lyrics [Verse 1] We're slapping witches and slaying dragons Bundling sticks to burn all the s (F*ck yeah!) We'll all go drink some brews at the...
Thou Shalt Not Test Me B***tch (1530)
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#obscurevinyl #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #classicvinyl #bardcore #tavernwave #neomedievalmusic Hark! A merry tune of the 1500's performed by Sir Edward Sirin, a ballad so bold and brash, it doth sing of women, once weary and wandering, returning to their kitchens with great zest! Forsooth, no longer shall they prattle nor prance in the streets, for their r...
Turkey Shoot (1969) - [feat. @HeavyWhipHand]
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Turkey Shoot (1969) - [feat. @HeavyWhipHand]
The original is missing on your channel 😔
UA-cam took it down for "hayte speak" with 873K views and 30K likes. I'm in the process of moving to Rumble for the time being, new songs will be on there today. Cheers!
At least this one is still up for now
What happened to do not test me b*tch original??
To a New Year, my friend... 👌⚡️⚡️☝️❤️🔥🙏⚔️
The currency is post-2000's, Jeethner-signed
I'm not sure that sportscaster was a hippie.
When AI doesn't follow orders
When the saxophone hits you just know everything's gonna be alright...🎷😎
This track slaps!
Hail afro duck
All we have to do in order to defend our country, is to keep our Pimp hands strong 👋
This is either a careless feature creep or Hard Archive is about to come out as someone who has been ''baiting'' people all along like that VicBurger guy.
This is the only good thing Generative AI has made
I would love to have this printed on vinyl, then take into an old folk's home to give them a listen. I just know they'd get a kick out of it. Old folks these days aren't quite as old-fashioned as they were 30 years ago.
Damn s3x working pizza delivery drones 🤨
Mayhap tis a most well made of them all songs thu posted.
Thanks youtube recommendations!
Got milk? 🤣🤣🤣
I thought the only thing circling over Jersey were flies!
So proud my google history is now a mix of big floppy tits, hey what's going on in Syria?, and the drone hunter because he's a bad mutherfukker!
People need more stand up comedy in their lives...this is just hilarious
😂😂
This is the kind of theme a Guilty Gear character would have lmao (Longtime Hard Archive fan, please put this on spotify!!)
This is real. I remember. Thank you.
YESSAH! This has Marvin Gaye all over it!
*Back in the day, daddy eventually figured out faster way to deploy that belt. He'd just wear it over the pant loops - no joke...*
*Funk dem Drones...*
@ 02:46 good music outro.
Reject modernity's "Haitians are eating the dogs". Return to tradition's "Asians are eating the dogs".
I see people don’t understand satire.
This might be one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
1:10
27th of December and this is still up. Christmas miracle.
Could we get more of superhand ?
@redmist3348 As soon as I get out of YT jail.
Weak
Silent Majority my ass! Can you dig?
"Youre not you when you're hungry, have a snickers."
I don't think anyone gonna have a Christmas this white if you know was i mean. But i guess that's why they call this song dreaming . So keep dreaming.
Call for Eric Cartman.
they want your cocktail fruit .. lol !!!
Jer. 16:16 kjv
Anthony Cumia's jam
Love this! I live in NJ.
"I double dare thee beech" ❤
Imagine Slaying Dragons
If she don't have his sandwich, he'll give her a silent night. By the way... where's "I'll Give You a Silent Night"?!?!
That guy outside the window looks like a serial killer
Incels and cops in a nutshell, lol.
Great vocals! Great funk!