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Waking up at the crack of noon to cook up hilarious tunes.
Lean back with your favorite beverage and enjoy this classic collection of rare nostalgic vinyl hits.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Cheers!
Lean back with your favorite beverage and enjoy this classic collection of rare nostalgic vinyl hits.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Cheers!
Punch My Boss (1981)
#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #taperip #cassette #music #obscurerecords #80scassette #funk #80stape #80sfunk
Rare 1980s funk pop cassingle "Punch My Boss" performed by George Michael Jackson and The Empty Office.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Another long week at the office
Doing hard work for little pay
In a world with too many bosses
That need to be punched in the face
[Chorus]
After I punch the clock
I'm gonna go punch my boss
Have myself an early lunch
Then take the rest of the day off
[Verse 2]
Don't say I have a case of the Mondays
You're likely to get your a** kicked
I came in on a Sunday
To fix the printer with my fist
[Bridge]
The stupid memos just won't stop
The new guy took my parking spot
Ask me to make one more coffee pot
And someone's gonna get shot
[Verse 3]
I'm climbing the corporate ladder
Working my way up to the top
And when I finally get there
I'm gonna punch my bosses' boss
[Outro]
Thank God its Friday
Oh yeah
Rare 1980s funk pop cassingle "Punch My Boss" performed by George Michael Jackson and The Empty Office.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Another long week at the office
Doing hard work for little pay
In a world with too many bosses
That need to be punched in the face
[Chorus]
After I punch the clock
I'm gonna go punch my boss
Have myself an early lunch
Then take the rest of the day off
[Verse 2]
Don't say I have a case of the Mondays
You're likely to get your a** kicked
I came in on a Sunday
To fix the printer with my fist
[Bridge]
The stupid memos just won't stop
The new guy took my parking spot
Ask me to make one more coffee pot
And someone's gonna get shot
[Verse 3]
I'm climbing the corporate ladder
Working my way up to the top
And when I finally get there
I'm gonna punch my bosses' boss
[Outro]
Thank God its Friday
Oh yeah
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B*tch Slap (1969)
Переглядів 3,2 тис.9 годин тому
#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl Extremely rare original 1960s funk version of "B*tch Slap" by Mike Turner.
Snitches Get B*TCHES (1972)
Переглядів 3,2 тис.9 годин тому
#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70sfunk Obscure funk single by Robert Plant and Fed Zeppelin. Robert wrote this song about the newly established United States Federal Witness Protection Program in 1971. The program was still new and the official rules of the government program were vague at best. Robert recalls an account of o...
Coexist With My Fist (1973)
Переглядів 12 тис.12 годин тому
#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70sfunk Rare mono 45 funk single by singer and Vietnam war vet Seymour Tamzarian. This song was about Seymour's experience playing at a large outdoor music festival similar to Woodstock in the late 1960s where Seymour had accidentally ingested LSD by eating a laced sugar cube. Seymour began expe...
Pimpstrumentals II The Pimp Sound from Way Out (1977)
Переглядів 3,5 тис.16 годин тому
#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70svinyl #partymusic #70sfunk #70smusic #70svibes Compilation mix of rare 70s funk instrumentals from Hard Archive. Track 1 0:01 Track 2 4:01 Track 3 6:50 Track 4 8:58 Track 5 12:41 Track 6 14:23 Track 7 16:08 Track 8 18:13 Track 9 20:41 Track 10 23:11 Track 11 26:42 Track 12 28:38
You're One Dumb Mother F***er (1983)
Переглядів 3,3 тис.21 годину тому
#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #jazz #80sjazz Rare 80s jazz cover of Sister Mable's hit single done by jazz singer and saxophonist Billi Von Shtupp. During live performances of this song Billi was known for going into the audience and slapping men at random. Billi never got into legal trouble for assaulting audience mem...
Pimp Olympics (1996) Atomic Wax X Hard Archive
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#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #90shiphop #90srap 90s underground hip-hop single "Pimp Olympics" by Atomic Wax and Hard Archive. Lyrics [Atomic Wax Verse] Pimp hand acrobatics don't you question these tactics Make you back flip like a b*tch with my backhand gymnastics Don't try this at home my technique is advanced I va...
No Means YES (1982)
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#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #80sfunk Funk cover version of "No Means YES" by Elroy Jackson. Lyrics [Intro] T minus ten nine Eight seven six five Four three and two one We have lift off Oh! [Verse 1] Yo I was flying through space when I had a total recall of three titties in my face Gonna trap her with my tractor beam There'...
You're Gay (1975)
Переглядів 13 тис.14 днів тому
#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70sfunk Just wanted to tell you.
Bricked Up (1972)
Переглядів 4,8 тис.14 днів тому
#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70sfunk This single by Tim "Ladies Man" Fields is a 70s Funk cover version of Skeeter "Must Skeet" Pete's hit soul single from 1967. Lyrics [Verse 1] I think of you when I hear this song Wondering about what you got on I thought our love was in the past But I just can't resist that a [Chorus] Yo...
You're One Dumb Mother F***er (1968)
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#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #soul #60ssoul This rare mono 45 soul single is by gospel singer and part-time schoolhouse teacher 'Sister Mable'. At that time during the late 1960s many people began to own and watch televisions rather than read books. Sister Mable wrote this song as a warning to her students to not beli...
Pimp Slap Upside Your Head (1978)
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#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70svinyl #70sfunk Pimp anthem by funk super-group "Pimpadelic". Lyrics [Verse 1] It ain't easy pimpin' These hoes don't understand I'll help you know the kitchen Like the back of my hand [Chorus 1] Pimp, slap upside your face Pimp slap upside your face Pimp (pimp) slap (slap) upside...
Pu*ch a Nerd (1980)
Переглядів 15 тис.28 днів тому
#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #80svinyl #80sfunk "Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... ...San Dimas High School football rules!!!" Rare 80s funk single by Ace Letterman and The Starters. Lyrics [Verse 1] Don't know much about...
Phenomenon (1965)
Переглядів 4,4 тис.28 днів тому
#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl This obscure single is by soul singer and part-time high-school football coach Buddy Kilmer. In this song Buddy expresses his thoughts about coaching football and his frustrations with trying to teach extremely talented athletes to stop doing stupid dangerous sh*t. Lyrics [Verse 1] Oh why ...
Super Hand (1975)
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#hardarchive #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #80svinyl #80sfunk This funk single by "Stan Lee Hooker" is said to be based on real events Stan witnessed during his decade long friendship with fellow singer and musician Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson. Lyrics [Verse 1] I'll tell you the story of a man A radioactive pimp bit his hand...
The Music Industry Must Be Destroyed (1976)
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The Music Industry Must Be Destroyed (1976)
We need Vybz Kartel on the remix
AI searched the world's zillion of files and found a song made just for how women drive.
PIMP has some of my favorite songs -- 16S Sluoo Piimps, This Piimp, The Rippne Momer!, Gorndst Riums, Fighing II A Pimp!S'ss, Lant ''Grimp!, and of course, the all-time classic, Strang Hand.
This is the best I've heard, great 👍
When you add a fuck yeah to the song it makes it 10x better.
Man, AI has great taste. This is a solid funk track for sure! The lines are awesome, and i dig the vocals.
Dude how do you get these designs???
😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
This is awesome
*I'm howngry*
The snitching revolution has finally arrived!😎
"In the 21st century, we marveled at the birth of AI" - Matrix
Best song
Damn, I feel like I willed this channel into existence. Love it. ✊🏼
AI on acid...
Rhyming 'Mother' and 'Motherf*cker' is a bar so dastardly, not even Kanye would attempt.
I heard grandpa Simpson is on board for the remix.
Habbo hotel anthem
The perfect sequel to "Working 9 to 5" (Dolly Parton)
Seymour skinner!
That one French pole vault jumper needs to train in Oakland.
Too good
That's a stone cold pony!
mfw wandering the Fallout wastelands and this comes up on the radio
A classic 😂
What's old is new again.
RIP Steve Irwin
Equal rights... and equal lefts!😅
...I will bust yo shit...OOOHHH YEEAAHHH😅😅😅
..."cuz daddy's on his waaaaay..." "OH SHIT!!!" Been there! Brings back seriously PAINFUL memories!
1:32 What's happening here?😂
These album covers are so legit.
"What year is this?" "The year is 1973...(POW) The Year of the FIST!"- "Life On Mars" (USA Version)😝👍👋
Although I have great respect for "Must Skeet" Pete, I feel this is a rare instance where the cover version is better than the original.
I agree Cheers!
im ashamed but this is my favorite
I dont wanna get aids
Rick james would appove this . Bitch, i wear a cape
I hate to be that guy - But I don't think a brudda who's throwing punches, packed with the ability to - *grooves to the funk for exactly **2:06** secs* - Sorry, the dro kicked in folks, no joke. As I was saying, the ability to punch goddamn holes in my home reality-ussy, is a man who is ready to coexist with shit. What if he wants some ass, so he coexists his fist with my face, and morphs me into a 1:1 scale model of Jessica Alba in her 20s? No chance, dude. He knocked a dude from a wolf cut to a wolfman, and another poor schmuck from "Hey diddly ho there, neighbor -ino". into " Where's mah food, ho! In the immortal words of the venerable and much exalted prophet and wise man, Mahatma Ghandi, "What the actual fuck is going on here"
So good... But it should've been "This Knuckle sandwich is all organic"
Fantastic
Is this the theme song to the women's boxing event? Strong showing for pimp hands this year.
A fucken bop
Isn’t AI incredible
DON'T SWIM if you don't wanna get AIDS!
This is a hard f$cking song
What would be the name of his super hero team ?🦸🏾♂️🤚🏿
"AI isn't real art" Checkmate, Atheists
Who is here in 1964?
Aaahhh memories...
AI + Principle Skinner + 70s R&B = this random fake piece of history. Weird...weird.