B*tches Do Dishes (1978)
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- Опубліковано 20 чер 2024
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This funk single by "Thurgood Jenkins and The Custodians" was a smash hit all across the USA, from Hell's Kitchen to Spatula City and beyond. Thurgood had two part time jobs to help make ends meet, one job as a janitor and one as a dishwasher. After a long day of work, the very last thing Thurgood wanted to do was wash dishes.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Dinner is over but your still not done
I see these plates and cups stacking up
You better finish all of your work
or dessert is really gonna hurt
[Chorus 1]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
[Verse 2]
Baby I'm trying to eat this pork
But I can't even find one clean fork
If you don't make it clean and spiffy
I'll take your a** to spatula city
[Chorus 2]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
[Verse 3]
Step one hold your tongue and grab a sponge
Step two you grab a mop and a broom
Don't stop til the kitchen is spotless
I expect you to do it topless
[Chorus 3]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
Played this song for my wife yesterday. She packed her crap up and went to her Mom’s house. Her Mom told her, “well since you’re here, you can do the dishes. This ain’t no free room and board”. 👌🏾🤙🏾
Did she expect her to do it topless? 😂😂
Patrolled by her own mother 😂😂😂😂
@@Solon_The_Lich
🤣🤙🏾🤙🏾
Bet she learned REAL quick that Mama's BEEN your bottom B.
Lmfao
I'm sending this to my wife. I'm going to pay for it, but totally worth it.
Worth it
Cheers!
Ahahahahaha hahahaha WEAK
RIP 😂
Much Respect to you Brother✊🏿
Remember to keep your pimp hand in front of your balls bro.
This was marriage counselling back inna 70's
Back when folks loved each other and stayed together.
Cheers!
@@selectronhipower Compared to today, they did stay together through thick and thin
Only the strongest pimps have 6 fingers
I got hung up on that for a minute. Glad I'm not the only one that noticed it😂
I think it has seven.
When you max out your pimp hand so far, that you gain a new pinky as free DLC to maximize damage.
And a giant arm coming out of your back
I never noticed it at all @@deek791
Spatula City would be a great name for a kitchenware store
Al Yankovic beat you to it, back about 1990
@@TestUser-cf4wj
Cheers!
'We sell spatulas and that's all'
What better way to say I love you than with a spatula?
Watch the movie UHF, that's the name of a store
"I expect you to do it topless!" 😂🤣
Finally a song that talk about the importance of good culinary hygiene practices.
This song was once presented to Mr. Clean for a forgotten ad campaign for a women's cleaning line. Legend has it almost made it to production.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Right on. And bring me a beer when you’re done.
And a sandwich.
Better be a malt liquor, or there'll be pain...
Played this for my new wife on our wedding night.
Welcome to your new life, bee-yatch.
lmfao
'If you don't make it clean and spiffy / I'll take your ass to spatula city'. Immortal words from this big disco soul funk hit from the late 70's!
These dishes ain't gonna do themselves
No jive turkeys allowed!
Only turkeys allowed is the kind that we serve or get served
he didnt have many wishes, all he wanted was for you to do the dishes (topIess)
I dig this new era of 'Blaxploitation', it's awesome baby! 🤩
these lyrics taken from the holy scriptures sound so good and are truly still relevant thousands of years later!
Another hit once again.
This man is hitting with every punch on every hit!
literary
@@BigBoy-mt2zt
All my punchlines are literal...
@@HardArchiveVinyl hahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Been cranking this all day while doing housework.
Spatula City just gave me UHF flashbacks 😂
Next time, my old lady asks me to help with the dishes after dinner. This one is comin outta the sterio 😅
These album covers are glorious.
This song should be played at all sporting events.
And weddings and funerals.
I want this song to be played at my wedding
I saw them open up for Ike Turner for this album tour. It was a banging tour!
Men, The truth is in the title
The 70's were a time of great social change. Thurgood Jenkins was one of the last guardians of the old ways. We won't see his like again.
Look at all dem fangers.
She’s about to eat an 8 finger sandwich
This is unironically a great song. Great lyrics, great music, and the AI generated voices sound authentic.
My grandfather told me that Thurgood was a big fan of Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson, so he opened a Backhand tribute concert with this song in the late 70s. The event was called "Dont funk me b*tch, I double dare you to dance!"
My wife is now doing the dishes
I keep coming back to this one.
A timely tune, which stresses the importance of firmly maintaining traditional gender roles. This is much needed, in the extreme confusion of the modern era, where women continue to step out of bounds, and men are unsure of their own place. Indeed, many have become so confused that some men believe themselves to be women, while some women are quite convinced that they are men. This song is brilliantly created, being both sonicly pleasing and providing a vitaly imperative reality check. Well done.
Cheers!
A masterpiece I had never heard of until right now. No wonder my life had felt so empty.
My WIFE played this ME last night. I, as a little bitch, promptly did the dishes 😢
Bet you did...😎
You never piss off a man with 4 thumbs...
Funkalicious.
Side B - *Getcho ass in there an' make me a sammich*
Check out "Ham and Cheese" by Atomic Wax channel.
Cheers!
When it was a simpler time 😂💯
I spent the first few months listening to this song, crying the kind of tears that make you feel like your entire soul is going to burst out of your chest. Not happy tears, nor sad. Just a deep feeling of connection to the universe, and a reminder that bitches be needin' to do all the dishes.
Equal rights means equal left hooks ☠️
🅿️✅💯💯💯
Us men take no shit
This is the best I've heard, great 👍
I remember when this song was popular after Da'Nang in '69. ;-D
I'm not married, nor will I ever have a girlfriend again, because I'm an irredeemable creep.
However, I send these songs to my friend's wives. I make sure my mom hears them too.
Right on right on pimpin
These album covers got me straight dyin ova here
He strikes again! ^^
My mom used to take me to Spatula City when I was bad. That and Yardstick Yard.
Spatula city! 😂😂
It's a UHF station 🔥
Cheers bro!
Need a song like 'woman where ma sandwhich'
Another Banger...Awesome
I’d love these as instrumentals also. Great work.
Gotta learn somehow.
0:30 That's one hell of a pimp hand.
S E V E N
My dishwasher got drunk last night
You and obscurest vinyl man, fuck yeah. 💯❤️🤍💙😎
Played this to my gf and she stood there with one hand on the hip with no smile... walmart bag was on table and its Styrofoam plates, plastic forks, spoons, and knife, with blue solo cups.
1:15 Blud just morphed himself into a giant fist. Bro has had ENUFF! 🤣🤣
The image at 0:30 is so damn funny. Dude has 5 fingers and two thumbs for delivering the ultimate pimp slap.
Goddamn dude, this one slipped past me. I've been fighting through a case of writers block for the last week and you keep dropping goddamn classics!
A lot of songs write themselves when I stop trying so hard.
Other times I have to slow down and take my time to make it how I want and I'm always thankful I didn't rush it.
I just make what makes me laugh.
Your songs are great, looking forward to your next one.
Cheers!
Amazing find, I remember my grandpa telling me about this song he heard, he sang it to his wife, and saved the marriage. I'm grateful since without that, I wouldn't be here.
Haven't heard this one forever. A long Tuesday night recording session and Dave (bass) really shines on this one while I (drums) was just doing my best to compliment his groove. Thanks for bringing this one back!
Love the work!!!
Imagine blasting this gem in the streets.
That line about spatula city was actually really clever. AI can write, damn.
Cheers!
Instant classic. One of the better ones out there. Great work. Catchy as hell on top of hilarious lyrics.
Cheers Al!
0:30 That giga pimp fist has seven fingers. Including two opposable thumbs. 😳
I dig the female pimps and the UHF reference. 👍🏽👍🏽
The hits keep coming! And some albums, too.
Spatula City!!! Goated 👑
@@nicklinc1
Cheers Nick!
By far the best one yet
Cheers!
Song like this put show us that women need putting back in their box when they get to out of control 😂
Think you need to go back to the zoo where you have escaped from.
😂😂😂😂😂😂. I LOVE this channel. Been binging the songs
@@TheActualKingSmith
Cheers!
I feel like I'm a lifelong subscriber, despite stumbling upon this, right, now..
Whoever keeps making this music is a genius 😂
This is some serious tune I gotta say. Have listened to all of your work and this one is the best one. Funky and catchy as hell.
Outstanding!
Spatula city 😄
😂 oh in my kitchen the man does the dishes...❤
My wife is a PhD, she loves the kitchen.
I dont need slaps😂
She knows my belt😂
And when i play this song, she feels so funky😂
A men, is a men, is a men........
From Germany 😊
May God have mercy on the bold.
The song slaps almost as hard as the pimp with seven fingers in his hand
Awwwwwwwwwe fuck yeah.
This AI Pimpwave/Pimpcore music is everything ✋🏽
@@sxippydennison3577
Cheers!
Now I am not even finding this comical singin bout how it is my pimp hand is strong and my patience is thin
Just found this channel and its FIYA AF. To who ever runs this channel, contact me, I would like to feature it on my live show with your permission
WE GETTING GROOVY WITH THIS ONE 😂🔥🗣️
" And now let us recite The Pimps Prayer. Sponsored by.. Palmolive".
ok this is my new favorite channel
BRO THIS SONG GOT SHADOW BANNED LMFAO - I TRIED TO LOOK IT UP IN THE SEARCH BAR AND NOTHING SHOWED UP
So if your wife wants a new dishwasher does that mean she’s into a Manage a trois 😊
Someone send this playlist to the USMC for me please
I'm a better cook than any woman I've known. This song's gonna be a mainstay 🤣
absolute banger!!!
Some old school flirting that eligible ladies adulated over as bringing out the best in them!
0:30 Alien fist 😱
0:49 😅
Me when I have to contort my head to use the sink
the good old days!
We can't expect God to do all the work
😎
Funny song on a funny channel called Hard R-chive lol)
catchy song