Ziryab: The World's First Rock Star • Puppet History

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @Dawn-and-Piplup
    @Dawn-and-Piplup 3 роки тому +9616

    The "Yeah, they're fucking" neon sign deserves its own chef's kiss

    • @sg-qi7np
      @sg-qi7np 3 роки тому +51

      ok this is weird but idk which person you are in your profile picture but u two are both very attractive people

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 3 роки тому +32

      And a GIF. Anyone? Link pls.

    • @ckf92wizard
      @ckf92wizard 3 роки тому +35

      I wish I could buy one as a wedding gift for some friends 😂

    • @AoAstar
      @AoAstar 3 роки тому +14

      14:01

    • @capitanstoodeows8123
      @capitanstoodeows8123 3 роки тому +4

      I wanna buy it

  • @sideh000e5
    @sideh000e5 3 роки тому +9373

    Historians: They were best friends
    The Professor: They were f u c k i n g

    • @sharmbanu9862
      @sharmbanu9862 3 роки тому +401

      this is the exact opposite of r/Sapphoandherfriends and I am here for it

    • @jaspertheirmajesty9771
      @jaspertheirmajesty9771 3 роки тому +377

      they clearly were, how else would you explain the secret door

    • @mindylynne9416
      @mindylynne9416 3 роки тому +14

      Yeahhhh ...

    • @jaspertheirmajesty9771
      @jaspertheirmajesty9771 3 роки тому +435

      im not saying ziryab was a sugar baby but

    • @jaspertheirmajesty9771
      @jaspertheirmajesty9771 3 роки тому +154

      @@mia.t she was probably somewhere, i assume he used the secret door for his 'extracurricular activities'

  • @ethanfisk6710
    @ethanfisk6710 3 роки тому +2713

    "I dreamed the lyrics, woke up, and screamed them at some women" sounds like something Mick Jagger could say and nobody would doubt was true

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 3 роки тому +72

      what if the women actually came up with the music but Ziryab just took credit?

    • @patiencekillz
      @patiencekillz 3 роки тому +20

      @@johanvajse8410 oop-

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 3 роки тому +35

      @@d00d3 you are not being a bitch at all, just aware of history

    • @jolinkarlsson8569
      @jolinkarlsson8569 3 роки тому +4

      Yup i thought the same

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 3 роки тому +34

      One of my uncles slept with Mick back in the 80s (as most everyone did) and said the more irritated Mick got, the better he was in bed.

  • @audreybederka9963
    @audreybederka9963 3 роки тому +4041

    Zach and Ryan: both choose c
    The professor: doesn’t make the c dogs joke
    Me: *offended stare*

    • @kaiuwe4gabbert556
      @kaiuwe4gabbert556 3 роки тому +30

      I dident evenn realised

    • @rowandavis5041
      @rowandavis5041 3 роки тому +134

      RIGHT i launched into the bit thinking i'd say it in time with him :/ betrayal

    • @3bugsinatrenchcoat
      @3bugsinatrenchcoat 3 роки тому +104

      @@rowandavis5041 COUPLE O' SEA DOGS! ARF ARF ARF

    • @briannacardoza4933
      @briannacardoza4933 3 роки тому +12

      I NOTICED THAT TOOOO

    • @nicka.9057
      @nicka.9057 7 місяців тому +2

      It's the best bit. It always lands!

  • @Annie-br2uh
    @Annie-br2uh 3 роки тому +6117

    there’s something so funny about zach and the professor simultaneously saying “they’re fucking.” in such a matter-of-fact tone

  • @elliot2331
    @elliot2331 3 роки тому +5732

    The fact that Ryan still lost despite getting three questions right and Zach getting no questions right.

    • @jungschiffer8423
      @jungschiffer8423 3 роки тому +381

      The quiz is rigged, Im telling ya

    • @samanthahudzik6219
      @samanthahudzik6219 3 роки тому +505

      Justice for Ryan Bergara

    • @pizza1011993
      @pizza1011993 3 роки тому +701

      The algorithm is very complex!

    • @williammckenzie5008
      @williammckenzie5008 3 роки тому +124

      Its not complicated its just bullshit, this is the second time he has won and still he hasn't been given the title he so rightly deserves.

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 роки тому +356

      @@williammckenzie5008 nah Ryan hasn’t won. The algorithm says so!

  • @tasholland7773
    @tasholland7773 3 роки тому +2837

    the professor canonically being a harry styles fan is so unexpected yet makes so much sense

  • @TheGummyBearOverLord
    @TheGummyBearOverLord 3 роки тому +3048

    The amir was really like "you made my boyfriend upset go to jail forever until he's okay with you not being in jail"

    • @frawgs
      @frawgs 3 роки тому +220

      get u a man who will throw someone in prison for upsetting u

  • @AncientJerks
    @AncientJerks 2 роки тому +1238

    Zach making a "dipping your pen in the company ink" joke here has aged amazingly

    • @fluentlysad825
      @fluentlysad825 Рік тому +75

      I was gonna say 😅
      Plus that joke from Ryan about Kanye West has aged right along side it

    • @burningrumm
      @burningrumm Рік тому +4

      came here just to say exactly that

    • @soupforfree
      @soupforfree Рік тому +4

      oh jeez 😅

    • @ashleelarsen2233
      @ashleelarsen2233 Рік тому +3

      @@fluentlysad825 3:00 the piano player at Kim K West house?

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Рік тому +2

      Like the finest wine

  • @Katiethewizard
    @Katiethewizard 3 роки тому +9215

    Do you think that the professor never lets ryan win because he knows that if ryan wins, he'll be changed out the next week with a new contestant. Like he just genuinely keeps ryan captive on this show because he enjoys his company

    • @andreilin113
      @andreilin113 3 роки тому +623

      Yes, this is my head Canon now

    • @flutedscissors9655
      @flutedscissors9655 3 роки тому +66

      Yes

    • @elizabethlovett4318
      @elizabethlovett4318 3 роки тому +484

      I like that thought. Clingy professor lol. Maybe it is an unspoken rule that the loser has to come back for the next episode lol

    • @kaliland9296
      @kaliland9296 3 роки тому +64

      Off topic, but I appreciate that you spell “Kaitlin” the only truly acceptable way

    • @CaseyRae67
      @CaseyRae67 3 роки тому +14

      Canon

  • @11jokerchen11
    @11jokerchen11 3 роки тому +13000

    I love how the Professor's and Ryan's relationship is slowly changing from sworn mortal enemies to bickering old married couple

    • @mostmelon
      @mostmelon 3 роки тому +581

      “Why don’t you give me no jelly beans no more?”
      “Well maybe if you learned some history!”

    • @sarahchesley6817
      @sarahchesley6817 3 роки тому +478

      Inappropriate student teacher relations

    • @cloudieo
      @cloudieo 3 роки тому +335

      Cant wait until somone makes a enemies to lovers Ryan x The Proffesor fic /j

    • @jaspertheirmajesty9771
      @jaspertheirmajesty9771 3 роки тому +161

      @@cloudieo i was gonna say "wheres the enemies to lovers fic?" but you beat me to it haha

    • @bee.ok666
      @bee.ok666 3 роки тому +186

      not professor mcnasty x beef boy 👀

  • @rapivas7896
    @rapivas7896 3 роки тому +2853

    Ryan: "I'm feeling good about this one"
    *gets exposed of confidential starbucks ego boost event, has his inner thigh tattoo stating "i am mega celebo ryan bergara" exposed and threatens to piss in a mug*

    • @megib901
      @megib901 3 роки тому +77

      Fame went to his head 😔🙏/j

    • @35thrat
      @35thrat 3 роки тому +42

      @@megib901 icarus flew too high😞 /j

    • @A8NTnoVidHeO
      @A8NTnoVidHeO 3 роки тому +21

      2020 "It's gonna be my year" energy

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 3 роки тому +12

      *asparagus piss*

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 3 роки тому +3

      Inner thigh tatoo screams “accountant”.

  • @bannahxo7965
    @bannahxo7965 3 роки тому +1060

    What Ryan doesn’t know is that dancing to the songs is 100% of your ending grade. Lol

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 3 роки тому +65

      OMG You figured out the "complex algorithm"

  • @laurieawesomeness7221
    @laurieawesomeness7221 3 роки тому +4765

    Thank you professor for showing black history that’s not centered around slavery ☺️

    • @DieFluchendeHexe
      @DieFluchendeHexe 3 роки тому +115

      They also showed that one Egyptian Pharaoh.

    • @laurieawesomeness7221
      @laurieawesomeness7221 3 роки тому +435

      @@DieFluchendeHexe I know, and every time I’m super grateful. It’s so nice to remember more happened than just slavery and then civil rights. We existed before everything sucked

    • @DieFluchendeHexe
      @DieFluchendeHexe 3 роки тому +150

      @@laurieawesomeness7221 Agreed! :D We are being shown the good/neutral side, instead of the awful oppressive side. Even though I am "white", it makes me happy to see all these positive sides to history and happy for those that it represents.

    • @chadtep7571
      @chadtep7571 3 роки тому +12

      @@laurieawesomeness7221 well he didn't say that he was "basically a servant" and a "musical slave" Good intentions but these folks can't help themselves.

    • @frawgs
      @frawgs 3 роки тому +106

      @@chadtep7571 ziryab was paid, wasn't he? a servant who is paid wages and a slave are very different. i think the professor was just going off the cuff with calling him that

  • @mercyjinn
    @mercyjinn 3 роки тому +3051

    I fear the day Puppet History is back in studio and Ryan is within reaching distance of the Professor.

    • @who_Is_faten_helmi
      @who_Is_faten_helmi 3 роки тому +29

      Hahahaha i can imagine that to be quite funny .

    • @agustin3622
      @agustin3622 3 роки тому +109

      Imagine he just snaps and jumps over the little theatre to get at the Professor

    • @SlimeyPirate
      @SlimeyPirate 3 роки тому +2

      @@agustin3622 😂😂😂

    • @SlimeyPirate
      @SlimeyPirate 3 роки тому +50

      @@agustin3622 and somehow the professor wins the fight

    • @foxirathefirefox2188
      @foxirathefirefox2188 3 роки тому +29

      @@SlimeyPirate God I can imagine him winning and it is GLORIOUS

  • @chaos_shroomie
    @chaos_shroomie 3 роки тому +2470

    Ziriyab is living that Y/N life with the king as a lover and ability to make him do anything he wanted 😆

    • @jenniferloving9054
      @jenniferloving9054 3 роки тому +19

      So true!

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp 3 роки тому +97

      Ziriyab honestly is y/n, what an icon

    • @jossgoyanko7006
      @jossgoyanko7006 3 роки тому +35

      Ok, I'm confused. Does "Y/N" refer to Ziryab being a self-insert fanfiction character? Am I understanding this term correctly?

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 3 роки тому +32

      @@jossgoyanko7006 yep, you got it right haha

    • @oc4025
      @oc4025 2 роки тому +2

      can someone explain what Olay means, it's my name, and didn't know it had another meaning

  • @annethrax20
    @annethrax20 3 роки тому +3104

    professor has the vibe of a grown adult who refuses to call their moms husband dad

    • @hellosenorgrimble
      @hellosenorgrimble 3 роки тому +275

      Tbf that's the vibe Ryan has and the professor is his mum's new bf

    • @annethrax20
      @annethrax20 3 роки тому +204

      @@hellosenorgrimble big "you're not my real dad" energy from both sides

    • @quill_bee
      @quill_bee 3 роки тому +60

      Wait, why would any adult call their step dad "dad"? I never understood that

    • @nicolasnamed
      @nicolasnamed 3 роки тому +42

      @@quill_bee it depends on the person, like people who have had their step-dad in their life since childhood and don't have a bio dad in the picture will call their step-dad dad.

    • @quill_bee
      @quill_bee 3 роки тому +7

      @@nicolasnamed yeah I could see that

  • @waverlyplace2861
    @waverlyplace2861 3 роки тому +2490

    Ziryab literally snitched on that poet to his sugar daddy and got him thrown in jail. Good for him🥰

    • @lauve_kl4375
      @lauve_kl4375 3 роки тому +9

      How long did he actually have him in prison for?

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 3 роки тому +3

      .... kind of scary a comment celebrating elongated imprisonment for someone saying some rude things is getting this many upvotes :-/

    • @waverlyplace2861
      @waverlyplace2861 3 роки тому +82

      @@PoochieCollins its called a joke dude

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 3 роки тому

      @@waverlyplace2861 : curious, since this is subjective, would you consider, "that woman was being a total karen, so she deserved it when she was eventually raped by him" to be an okay joke? It's in line with your comment in relation to the story in the video.

    • @waverlyplace2861
      @waverlyplace2861 3 роки тому +54

      @@PoochieCollins bro, this comment is 5 months old & satirical. ik tone isn't always easy to pick up on over text but still its sarcastic.

  • @maya7363
    @maya7363 2 роки тому +265

    Love that the guy Ziyrab worked for was like essentially his sugar daddy. I mean the man was paying his bills, paying his kids, givin him mansions, paying for food, making secret entrances for him, the guy was obsessed and in love!

    • @petrosinella
      @petrosinella Рік тому +22

      If Ziryab was the first rock star, I guess his boss was the first groupie.🙂

  • @thegayathrikable
    @thegayathrikable 3 роки тому +3308

    Oh Professor, you're already a celebrity. I don't stan many people, but I stan the Professor

  • @Kuboyasun
    @Kuboyasun 3 роки тому +1129

    i felt so touched when we all said "they're fucking" at the same time 🥺

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 3 роки тому +181

      You know who else was touched?
      _the emir_

    • @eli-hk8tp
      @eli-hk8tp 3 роки тому +55

      @@gretablackwell495 10/10

  • @jmj478
    @jmj478 3 роки тому +1305

    No one concerned that we can now add dark chocolate, Starbucks, and dolphins to the Professor's varied diet of jelly beans, spiders, and mushrooms?

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 3 роки тому +18

      Wonder if he’s tried Starbucks’ dark chocolate covered roasted espresso beans, cause after a pack of those, you can see noises 👁👄👁

    • @Miles_Phantasmagoria
      @Miles_Phantasmagoria 3 роки тому +3

      Let the puppet eat!

    • @sideh000e5
      @sideh000e5 3 роки тому +5

      @@PTV69420 he's the same species as the blue man group (they how ever shave from head to toe according to the professor)

    • @laurenlanterns4376
      @laurenlanterns4376 3 роки тому +3

      He also vapes so he makes a lot of curious health choices

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 3 роки тому +1

      I am indeed concerned. But also, Dolphins can be really terrible sometimes.

  • @whatsahandlehelppls
    @whatsahandlehelppls 3 роки тому +3312

    Ryan's really pulling off that "2nd year university student up at 8am for morning class" vibe and i love it

    • @Fiisvii
      @Fiisvii 3 роки тому +50

      As a 2nd year uni student, I can confirm that but he looks too optimistic lol

    • @BiratesoftheCaribbean
      @BiratesoftheCaribbean 3 роки тому +13

      Why is that both incredibly specific and painfully accurate

    • @BiratesoftheCaribbean
      @BiratesoftheCaribbean 3 роки тому +19

      @@Fiisvii he's that one optimistic guy who pays attention to the whole class without falling asleep once and he answers all the professor's questions even if he doesn't know the right answer just to not leave the room silent.

    • @Fiisvii
      @Fiisvii 3 роки тому +4

      @@BiratesoftheCaribbean that is exactly me 😱💀

    • @Vankotimanusvanij
      @Vankotimanusvanij 3 роки тому +5

      I love puppet history

  • @35lilix
    @35lilix 3 роки тому +2935

    Being from Tunisia and a muslim, this was a pretty cool episode to watch. Learned a lot of things not gonna lie, probably gonna tell the story of Ziryab to my friends to show off lol. Thanks Professor

    • @heehoo3685
      @heehoo3685 3 роки тому +40

      that's pretty epic, glad you got something cool from this!

    • @onedepressedgamerm6525
      @onedepressedgamerm6525 3 роки тому +11

      @@heehoo3685 so the mawla was probably bisexual

    • @Souledex
      @Souledex 3 роки тому +14

      @@onedepressedgamerm6525 Ziryab prolly was too, at least I assume given he had kids and clearly had an intimate relationship regarding his sleep with those concubines (tho that one could be lots of things).

    • @fozziebean
      @fozziebean 3 роки тому +13

      I love that the Professor chooses people from different times and different periods of history. It's much more fun that way. When I was in school, the focus was always on our local, provincial, and national history. It made me want to learn about history in other countries for a change.

  • @squigglesnlines2160
    @squigglesnlines2160 3 роки тому +1798

    14:11
    Ryan really just said "they could be close friends" the same way old historians documents an obviously gay relationship as "they were very close friends who lived with eachother and never married who died only weeks apart from eachother"

    • @imperialguard451
      @imperialguard451 3 роки тому +200

      we found numerous letter written to each other that were clear love confessions.... they were the closest of friends!

    • @jasminvasquez4098
      @jasminvasquez4098 3 роки тому +80

      Yeah i think that was the joke

    • @araw_buwan
      @araw_buwan 3 роки тому +66

      "they shared a bed and lived in a secluded forest all by themselves but totally straight bros!"

    • @murasaki-cha101
      @murasaki-cha101 Рік тому +3

      I feel like this is a TSOA reference 😂

    • @lemoncoffee9547
      @lemoncoffee9547 Рік тому

      Wshdhvdmns Circe bajo min Bongo bombón Bongo ningún blnk mln in in know job mln Jim no mp4último boom ñ Kohl Jon Nikon Nikon nono ok limón mínimo ninja Jun ninja no ningún no hubo ni bici ibuprofeno u i inician no un j hip Hugh

  • @choiceheidi5529
    @choiceheidi5529 3 роки тому +720

    I LITERALLY GASPED WHEN I SAW THE PROFESSOR PLAYING THE GUITAR. HIS LITTLE HAND WAS MOVING MUPPET STYLE

    • @karinadurand5473
      @karinadurand5473 3 роки тому +1

      How, though? Does Shane have 3 hands?

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 роки тому +2

      @@karinadurand5473 maybe he got Sara's help?

    • @Frostdraga
      @Frostdraga 3 роки тому +6

      @@karinadurand5473 if you look closely at the middle of the background curtain (near the bottom), you can see that it's two different videos edited together in the middle. Still really cool though!

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 3 роки тому +2

      @@karinadurand5473 🤐

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 роки тому

      @@Frostdraga Can you give a time stamp? I love fancy video editing stuff and am just interested in where you can find those kinds of differences! :)

  • @unthinkabletimeless8607
    @unthinkabletimeless8607 3 роки тому +1174

    Ryan: Giggles while drawing
    Professor in that little voice: a rotten jelly bean for the beef boy

  • @labaguischaryll
    @labaguischaryll 3 роки тому +4850

    ryan: hates the professor
    also ryan: using a mug that has professor’s face
    EDIT: OHMYGOD MY COMMENT WAS FEATURED ON WATCHER’S INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I’M CRYING

    • @gwawrhearn1350
      @gwawrhearn1350 3 роки тому +139

      Tbf he is going to piss in to later

    • @gingergrant1057
      @gingergrant1057 3 роки тому +107

      Wouldn’t you want to drink out of the head of your sworn enemy?

    • @MondayMorningPress
      @MondayMorningPress 3 роки тому +6

      He’s also using a “The Grate Wave 🌊 “ mug, which Shane said was his favorite artwork

    • @glitchherobrine3773
      @glitchherobrine3773 3 роки тому +34

      @@gingergrant1057 its his blood

    • @Mayamazingg
      @Mayamazingg 3 роки тому +47

      Classic enemies to lovers arc

  • @johnharris6655
    @johnharris6655 3 роки тому +411

    "Today's guest host on Puppet History, Elmo, because we cannot find the professor and the police are questioning Ryan."

  • @HTFWSFWWE
    @HTFWSFWWE Рік тому +291

    I really love the thought that Ziryab and the prince were lovers, especially when the prince had that one guy imprisoned for upsetting Ziryab, that just sounds like a total boyfriend maneuver.

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 Рік тому

      Ziryab was Muslim, not gay

    • @HTFWSFWWE
      @HTFWSFWWE Рік тому +29

      @@gaylordrobinson1199 That's not true, a person's religion has nothing to do with their sexual identity. Plenty of people are homosexual despite their religious beliefs, if anything they could have been in a closeted relationship.

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 Рік тому

      @@HTFWSFWWE you cannot be both Muslim and gay

    • @HTFWSFWWE
      @HTFWSFWWE Рік тому +23

      @@gaylordrobinson1199 I personally know quite a few Muslim men who are gay 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 Рік тому

      @@HTFWSFWWE then they aren’t muslim

  • @midoriya-shonen
    @midoriya-shonen 3 роки тому +1305

    "What size was the hole? Was it a circle?" BAD time to take a drink lemme tell ya

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 3 роки тому +47

      Bad idea to watch with my mom lol

    • @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438
      @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 3 роки тому +4

      what did it imply tho
      it's been a while since i ran into a dirty joke i couldn't get, and this will definitely keep me up at night (not) trying to figure it out. give me a hint or sth

    • @midoriya-shonen
      @midoriya-shonen 3 роки тому +29

      @@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 np! it implies he wants to fit his member through the hole

    • @sayarasa8961
      @sayarasa8961 3 роки тому +30

      @@midoriya-shonen not you using member 😭
      it remind me of 2015 wattpad 😭😭

    • @midoriya-shonen
      @midoriya-shonen 3 роки тому +9

      @@sayarasa8961 lmao I never even got into wattpad 🤣
      I was just trying to avoid the comment getting taken down or smth 🤣🤣

  • @Cuatalata
    @Cuatalata 3 роки тому +1681

    Who else thinks Ryan is gonna have to make an episode about himself for True Crime about the one time he unalived the professor, fluff and blue furr everywhere. RYAN DON'T DO IT!!!

    • @revinaque1342
      @revinaque1342 3 роки тому +26

      Excellent April Fools idea for next year!

    • @mustangrose
      @mustangrose 3 роки тому +12

      @@fruitygarlic3601 as long as they didn't use "Unsolved" specifically I don't think they could stop them legally. You can't bar people from a whole genre of content. Unless its specifically stated in their contacts which we don't know.

    • @mustangrose
      @mustangrose 3 роки тому +1

      I mean if they did it on Watcher.

    • @elizabethlovett4318
      @elizabethlovett4318 3 роки тому +6

      That's really funny! I'd love to see that, as much as I love the Professor. It could just be a puppet history spoof on the professor getting murdered by Ryan is the history lesson told by a substitute. Or maybe when they decide to no longer do puppet history then it can end on that note - the thought of puppet history ending makes me sad...

    • @elizabethlovett4318
      @elizabethlovett4318 3 роки тому +6

      Maybe include a dumb 911 call (way too many dumb 911 calls) by either Ryan (to complain to the operator that the professor rigs him to lose every time) or the professor before the murder lmao

  • @sarahdykhuizen5501
    @sarahdykhuizen5501 3 роки тому +847

    “I got drunk, woke up, and screamed it at some women”

    • @FranklyHerman
      @FranklyHerman 3 роки тому +17

      Sounds like a rock star to me

    • @cassidythecat
      @cassidythecat 3 роки тому +1

      @@FranklyHerman sounds like Ronnie Radke. Even though he's a great singer and he has awesome songs, there's no denying that he doesn't have the best track record with women and he has a terrible personality

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 3 роки тому +7

      I wondered at this part if it wasn't that the women came up with the music but the male just took credit for it?
      or even had to say he wrote the songs to be able to play them since the emir wouldn't allow the women any credit? is this making sense?

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +2

      @@johanvajse8410 Sure, it's not unheard of.

    • @sarahdykhuizen5501
      @sarahdykhuizen5501 3 роки тому +1

      Ooo tea

  • @mykalacampbell4034
    @mykalacampbell4034 3 роки тому +357

    The hope in Ryan’s eye when the Professor is announcing the winner killed me inside

  • @savannahsmith1319
    @savannahsmith1319 3 роки тому +662

    Ryan and Zach both guessed "C" and The Professor didn't make "a couple of C dogs" joke 🥺

  • @VlogDoPajamas
    @VlogDoPajamas 3 роки тому +5289

    The way Oud feat the professor got me by surprise, what a legendary performance, no wonder Ryan never wins the man has no taste

    • @isabelladuque471
      @isabelladuque471 3 роки тому +17

      LMAO

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 3 роки тому +62

      @Leland Kamdyn another bot encouraging invading someone's privacy, how nice

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 3 роки тому +15

      I know right? Super impressive puppeteering, I was shook!

    • @hobihope2981
      @hobihope2981 3 роки тому +6

      OP, your pfp just made me so happy I miss Ghost Trick

    • @VlogDoPajamas
      @VlogDoPajamas 3 роки тому +3

      @@hobihope2981 Happy to find another fan! I love this kind of games, DS era had the best ones

  • @Grace-ir8er
    @Grace-ir8er 3 роки тому +1427

    Wait Ryan and The Professor go on Starbucks outings together?
    Oh my gosh I'm not going to be able to focus on the lesson because all I'll be thinking about is The Professor sitting on a stack of books and drinking a little iced tea...

    • @thewriterhorse32
      @thewriterhorse32 3 роки тому +53

      somebody draw this!!!!!

    • @pebblepanda36
      @pebblepanda36 3 роки тому +34

      Excuse me, while I try to draw this later today (maybe)

    • @cherryred9801
      @cherryred9801 3 роки тому +5

      @@pebblepanda36 plz tell us ur insta so we can check it out I need the serotonin

    • @pebblepanda36
      @pebblepanda36 3 роки тому +6

      @@cherryred9801 my insta is just my user

    • @ItDoesntMatterReally
      @ItDoesntMatterReally 3 роки тому +15

      One of them is drinking a unicorn frappuccino. I can't decide which though...or if they have two straws in it and share....

  • @6KIWIDino5
    @6KIWIDino5 3 роки тому +5236

    Historians: they were really good friends
    Literally everyone with a brain: yeah they're fucking

    • @shannarafryer3111
      @shannarafryer3111 3 роки тому +38

      I don’t have a brain 😭

    • @fabiangarcia1790
      @fabiangarcia1790 3 роки тому +114

      They’re just good friends with baseball card collections

    • @estellacorduroy5259
      @estellacorduroy5259 3 роки тому +80

      OBSESSED with how this implies Ryan doesn't have a brain

    • @Ali-mv3jc
      @Ali-mv3jc 3 роки тому +17

      To be fair I did a bit of digging and it does seem that they were just friends 😊

    • @ezravidar6096
      @ezravidar6096 3 роки тому +74

      "and they were roommates"

  • @Mambo1061
    @Mambo1061 3 роки тому +692

    I feel like I’ll be at least a little disappointed if this series doesn’t end with Ryan and Professor McNasty just full on choking the life out of each other

  • @Esmerda
    @Esmerda 3 роки тому +400

    The fact that Ryan looks so suspicious every time he gets a history point... me too, man

  • @s-a-r-a-h
    @s-a-r-a-h 3 роки тому +798

    Shane's attempt at a scouse accent and combinging all of The Beatles' voices is hilarious

    • @sapphosdescendants3997
      @sapphosdescendants3997 3 роки тому +5

      I think he’s going out of his way to imitate the Beatles for allusion ^^”

  • @mattygutowski
    @mattygutowski 3 роки тому +319

    Ryan and Zach’s energy is very Freshman vs Senior

  • @Emmabowlesss
    @Emmabowlesss 3 роки тому +806

    Can we talk about all the effort that goes into this show??? From the set, to the graphics, to really fun and entertaining guests every episode. THANK YOU WATCHER

  • @eggsasbeans
    @eggsasbeans 2 роки тому +179

    7:14 that comment from Zach is uh… more interesting with the context of Ned getting fired for literally dipping his wick in the company ink

  • @clairvaux8459
    @clairvaux8459 3 роки тому +194

    Zach really being the first one going "I'm trying to help Ryan win one of these" true bro

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 3 роки тому +315

    21:31 The sheer confusion on Ryan’s face, that he’s the first to get a point for answering a question correctly, that it was a free write question, and that his reasoning was “pee smell funny”

  • @binugget
    @binugget 3 роки тому +2246

    Day one of praying for the Professor to talk about Sappho

  • @blackmould
    @blackmould 3 роки тому +479

    okay but the professor calling out beef boy for still being obsessed with “Say So” felt like a personal attack that I was not expecting at 7 in the morning 🥲

  • @joiskyhigh
    @joiskyhigh 3 роки тому +217

    I enjoy how this episode fits the Puppet History and Try Guys canon simultaneously, with BOTH Zach and Ryan losing.

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah the universes collided and I was sitting here like „it‘s like dropping a cat with buttered bread taped to its back“. How will it end if neither can win

  • @Y2Ksnowglobe
    @Y2Ksnowglobe 3 роки тому +209

    The gentle confusion of "Did you write down a vegetable you don't know about?" sent me.

  • @b.richard7632
    @b.richard7632 3 роки тому +259

    them shitting on the new star wars and how they treated poe was a surprise to be sure but a welcome one

  • @benniek1050
    @benniek1050 3 роки тому +462

    Man, shoutout to watcher for spotlighting some amazing black historical people who I would never have heard of otherwise

  • @KatrinaaHerbosa
    @KatrinaaHerbosa 3 роки тому +586

    I’m starting to feel sorry for Ryan the same way I was sorry for the Trix rabbit never being able to eat any Trix. #Justice4Bergara

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 роки тому

      Bwahaha 🤣

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 3 роки тому +7

      I mean you should. He actually had more points this week when this was shown. He had 2, and Zach had 1. But I guess Zach still wins because ya know, idk

  • @JenniferJadeKerr
    @JenniferJadeKerr 3 роки тому +175

    My husband walks around the house saying, "Ryan, thanks for tryin'." No one is named Ryan in our house. It makes me smile. 😁

  • @PinkApocalypse
    @PinkApocalypse 3 роки тому +143

    It makes me crazy happy that this series doesn’t just focus on European history or whatever. I’m absolutely loving learning about history from Middle Eastern or African countries that I probably wouldn’t have otherwise :D

  • @cassidythecat
    @cassidythecat 3 роки тому +1114

    Just imagine Zach's fiancee Margaret (Maggie), who's bravely facing the pandemic in a hospital as a pediatric nurse to come home to a giggly Zach who's happily holding up a dry erase board with a giant smily face

    • @finn1666
      @finn1666 3 роки тому +159

      remember that one time zach was half-naked with lipstick on his face chasing a fly around his living room.. i dont think thats the weirdest thing maggie has come home to

    • @finn1666
      @finn1666 3 роки тому +17

      @deri video's called try guys quarantine update day 14 i think

    • @princesssookeh
      @princesssookeh 3 роки тому +4

      I cry. this is so sweet DX

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 3 роки тому +414

    Donnor Party Episode: We shouldn’t hang out outside the show
    this episode: they go to star bucks together
    ✨character development✨

  • @harrisonlee9585
    @harrisonlee9585 3 роки тому +328

    Ryan using a coffee mug with The Professor's face on it is proof that love can bloom on the battlefield.

    • @jadeyu7197
      @jadeyu7197 3 роки тому +7

      THATS A REALLY ADORABLE THOUGHT

    • @moufIonn
      @moufIonn 3 роки тому +4

      a metal gear reference? here of all places?

    • @harrisonlee9585
      @harrisonlee9585 3 роки тому +4

      @@moufIonn A reference to surpass Metal Gear.

    • @vanillanoxfleuret
      @vanillanoxfleuret 3 роки тому +1

      I'm suddenly realising the Professor looks a bit like Otacon

  • @miriku_ti_rumu
    @miriku_ti_rumu 3 роки тому +181

    My boyfriend was very upset that The Professor missed out on a chance to call them a couple of "C Dogs"

  • @canarywings6080
    @canarywings6080 3 роки тому +209

    Serious props to Shane and the Professor for always picking the coolest subjects to teach us. You have no idea how much I appreciate not just the production value of this show, but the stuff I'm learning also. It's incredible. Thank you so much to Shane, the Professor, and everyone else involved with this show and helping making it happen each week. ily.

  • @tinyrat275
    @tinyrat275 3 роки тому +2947

    Living for the fact that this show doesn’t just tell “white” history. History is so diverse and we hardly get to see it!

    • @hacktplanet450
      @hacktplanet450 3 роки тому +47

      Yes exactly !!!

    • @cathkindip5556
      @cathkindip5556 3 роки тому +42

      Right? We love to see it

    • @benjaminvega7186
      @benjaminvega7186 3 роки тому +40

      I'll drink to that

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 3 роки тому +151

      Definitely, I love the way they choose and present the material, it's a breath of fresh air compared to all the other history shows that just talk about the same old dead white men over and over

    • @toyamwarr
      @toyamwarr 3 роки тому +77

      And it’s something positive for that minority. That doesn’t happen often in American history classes.

  • @karinaelias6606
    @karinaelias6606 3 роки тому +227

    ryan getting more and more sad when getting jelly beans bc he knows he gon loose anyway is just sad :(

  • @Hinatazuki
    @Hinatazuki 3 роки тому +187

    “Where the details are a little fuzzy”
    Ryan: these points are a little fuzzy

  • @sussanachen4928
    @sussanachen4928 3 роки тому +108

    I love how Zack was so pure and wanted Ryan to get some jelly beans! Try guys/Watcher crossover episodes are the bomb.

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl 3 роки тому +122

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 3 points and Zach had kinda 1, I say that because the only point he kinda earned was from his pretty saxophone drawing and not from correctly answering anything. Beef boy was the winner.

    • @honeyvoicehwang8990
      @honeyvoicehwang8990 2 роки тому +21

      i didn't want to "spoil" the series for myself (because for some reason it took me nearly two years to watch this), so i've gotten to the end of this episode from watching in order in like three days, but i caved ten minutes ago and finally looked it up on the wiki. apparently ryan should've won several times throughout the series by now, and some of the comments on this video suggest that your attitude towards the song are 100% of how the winner is chosen, and we all know ryan doesn't react well to them, others have posited it's payback for ryan suggesting aliens, and one person even said that the professor just wants to keep ryan around because if he wins, he'll be replaced and the professor has grown to enjoy his company.
      however, with no way to know right now, this will remain... unsolved.

    • @LivingMyLife22
      @LivingMyLife22 2 роки тому +5

      🫘

    • @fenglade
      @fenglade 2 роки тому +8

      @@LivingMyLife22 ive been looking for your beans after finding them once on the scores and it makes me feel achieved to see one from 2 days ago finally

    • @LivingMyLife22
      @LivingMyLife22 2 роки тому +7

      @@fenglade lol This comment made my day, im rewatching all the episodes in order and so far ive been able to find @archerowl’s comment in each one and leave beans. I hope you come across more too

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 Рік тому +1

      @@LivingMyLife22oh they’re beans??? I literally thought you were leaving a hot dog/sausage emoji on these comments. 😅

  • @sincerelyrey
    @sincerelyrey 3 роки тому +107

    Ok but professor's lil guitar and his solo was SO FRICKING CUTE ASJKJSKJSJKS

    • @magical-octopus4957
      @magical-octopus4957 3 роки тому +1

      I wanted to like the comment, but its already at 69 likes ;-;

  • @keyaunna.
    @keyaunna. 3 роки тому +118

    THE PROFESSOR PLAYING THE GUITAR IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

  • @kaye7134
    @kaye7134 3 роки тому +155

    The fact that the Professor is a Harry Styles stan is everything to me

  • @peaches4555
    @peaches4555 3 роки тому +165

    missed the perfect opportunity to say “i don’t eat peasants anymore, i eat the rich now” LMAO

  • @twtclikk7841
    @twtclikk7841 3 роки тому +116

    the poet, poking lighthearted but excessive fun at ziryab: hey haha you're a funny guy and you make for great material
    the amir, comforting ziryab: you HURT ziryab? you laugh at him like the studio audience? oh! oh! jail for the poet!!! jail for the poet for a thousand years!!!!!!

  • @squeakybb
    @squeakybb 3 роки тому +587

    I love the inclusiveness of this season!!! I hope some LGBT history is thrown in too!

    • @buttersbb3328
      @buttersbb3328 3 роки тому +150

      In fairness, this one IS kinda LGBT history.

    • @silvercheetah92
      @silvercheetah92 3 роки тому +44

      Also the samurai Musashi is sometimes believed to be gay or asexual or just straight no one knows for sure
      Edit: Also Abe Lincoln was bisexual and Issac Newton is believed to either have been homosexual or asexual and they were both the topics of previous videos.

    • @bucca2
      @bucca2 3 роки тому +73

      The Prof would have a TIME talking about Sappho!

    • @amiliar2656
      @amiliar2656 3 роки тому +15

      Well this guy was definitely fruity

    • @josephbrennan9712
      @josephbrennan9712 3 роки тому +3

      Idk, unless you're just gonna talk about people in history who happened to be gay, which isn't relevant to most of their lives, then LGBT history is kinda boring. Few good stories but like, why do we care about what race and sexuality people are when it doesn't impact who they are and what they did??? Reading the comments on this video, it sounds like Americans are only taught about the history of people who are white. Do you guys seriously not learn anything about African/Arabic/Asian historical figures and events?

  • @JCasR3
    @JCasR3 3 роки тому +261

    Is this Shane’s payback for the years of being Ryan’s sidekick on Unsolved?

    • @otdtyh
      @otdtyh 3 роки тому +39

      Specifically all the times Ryan brought aliens or the paranormal into it. 😂

    • @downtherabbithole8325
      @downtherabbithole8325 2 роки тому +1

      It's for the times Ryan kept him up all night when ghost hunting

  • @alyssumemily
    @alyssumemily 3 роки тому +342

    I would pay attention in school so much more if The Professor was my teacher.

  • @hannahpeterson2154
    @hannahpeterson2154 3 роки тому +121

    Why is no one talking about The Professor playing the guitar? It’s so cute

    • @fluorescent_l1500
      @fluorescent_l1500 Рік тому

      There were 3 hands at this point as well!! Maybe Obi’s helping out lol

  • @hubble.-.
    @hubble.-. Рік тому +24

    I literally screamed when the Professor show up playing the guitar!!! He is so cutee!!!

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 3 роки тому +115

    I adore the professor and ryan's relationship. they keep getting more and more hostile while the guest goes to get the prize. how long until we hear about them on true crime?

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому

      I don't think they threatened to fight each other this time.

  • @aqsayounus6236
    @aqsayounus6236 3 роки тому +244

    I love how the professor is trying his best with Arabic names

    • @badwifi931
      @badwifi931 3 роки тому +13

      Love it so much

    • @emilywilhite5807
      @emilywilhite5807 3 роки тому +25

      I’m generally impressed that he does obviously attempt to get foreign names right.

  • @antoniacosta6221
    @antoniacosta6221 3 роки тому +447

    So no one's gonna talk about how Ryan and the Professor went on a Starbucks date

  • @technotrapper
    @technotrapper 2 роки тому +70

    I love that Ryan matter of factly suggests the door was actually a gloryhole 😂

  • @laurenherrmann4816
    @laurenherrmann4816 3 роки тому +1483

    We're just gonna ignore the fact that those two girls clearly wrote all the music?

    • @wingedambition
      @wingedambition 3 роки тому +129

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @janelleskavinsky7629
      @janelleskavinsky7629 3 роки тому +64

      Unfortunately we are

    • @salf.7484
      @salf.7484 3 роки тому +358

      RIGHT?? that was all i thought about during that scene, to add on that: it wouldnt be too far fetched to say that they could write their on songs and present them to ziryab the next morning as if they were songs he wrote in his drunken stupor without him questioning it-- truly ghizlan and hunayda deserve far more credit

    • @VivaLaGolf42
      @VivaLaGolf42 3 роки тому +52

      That’s the way most big “artists” do it now.

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 3 роки тому +75

      Right? They probably took his drunken melodies and made them better.

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 3 роки тому +156

    We need to talk about the fact that that lion tamer was canonically female, and therefore apparently bisexual. And that's the kind of female representation we need. Casual drunken stupor booze-dream representation any day!

  • @madisonperry7447
    @madisonperry7447 3 роки тому +416

    The beast of Gevaudan: I’m vegan now!
    Also the beast: I paired it with some cheese empanadas.
    Who’s going to tell him.

    • @keyaunna.
      @keyaunna. 3 роки тому +2

      BAHAHAHA

    • @kebert2thumbsup
      @kebert2thumbsup 3 роки тому +17

      Maybe it's a vegan empanada? 🤷🏼‍♀️
      But then he also mentioned going out to wander the fields soooooo

    • @pebblepanda36
      @pebblepanda36 3 роки тому +4

      I noticed that as well lmao the least he is is vegetarian

    • @j5068
      @j5068 3 роки тому +18

      Vegan cheese is a thing

    • @Grace-ir8er
      @Grace-ir8er 3 роки тому +17

      They could be vegan cheese empanadas! I looked it up and apparently they do exist.

  • @ellajackson801
    @ellajackson801 3 роки тому +151

    literally was like lets watch all of puppet history for the 20th time, but instead I find a new episode (with KornDiddy) Im so happy.

  • @kaylin9155
    @kaylin9155 3 роки тому +60

    Ryan saying "you should think of me as your true south" was such a mood.

  • @Guessnought
    @Guessnought 3 роки тому +91

    This is one of those videos where you don't realize how much they swear until you try showing one of your parents

    • @alleycat616
      @alleycat616 Рік тому +2

      Yes while I do love it I’m
      Also sad wishing they had censored versions bleeped so I could watch them with my 12 year old son because I know he would enjoy some of these.

  • @maddy6812
    @maddy6812 3 роки тому +557

    professor is the only celebrity that will forever remain unproblematic

    • @cartoonishidealism582
      @cartoonishidealism582 3 роки тому +22

      Don’t jinx it

    • @autumn4467
      @autumn4467 3 роки тому +83

      I dunno man, there’s something shady going on with that genie

    • @maddy6812
      @maddy6812 3 роки тому +24

      @@autumn4467 they may have beef, but at least it’s not public Twitter beef
      [edit] that was very stupid of me to say. I somehow forgot about his and Ryan’s Twitter beef

    • @angiegibson6598
      @angiegibson6598 3 роки тому +4

      Let’s hope he never turns into a milkshake duck

    • @elizabethlovett4318
      @elizabethlovett4318 3 роки тому +8

      I think Ryan will disagree with you lol but by comparison that is true.

  • @scarlettbat
    @scarlettbat 3 роки тому +136

    i don't know if i've EVER laughed as hard as i did about zach's voice getting higher and higher as he shrank. GOD-TIER EDITING!

  • @megan2799
    @megan2799 3 роки тому +76

    i live for ryan and the professor's passive aggressive conversations after someone else wins

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 2 роки тому +27

    Zach and the professor both saying “oh, they’re fucking” at the same time makes me laugh every single time

  • @jadad468
    @jadad468 3 роки тому +27

    This is genuinely one of my favorite episodes of Puppet History. Zach, Ryan and the Professor bounce off of each other to make a hilariously entertaining episode. Also the song is constantly stuck in my head but that's neither here nor there

  • @UncannySwan
    @UncannySwan 3 роки тому +101

    I love them acting as if Zach couldn't hear them with his WIRELESS ear buds.

    • @justinebpheartss
      @justinebpheartss 3 роки тому +2

      Actually they can connect via bluetooth which computers have ^^ so it's not exactly a clear doubt

  • @bloombud3869
    @bloombud3869 3 роки тому +108

    “Ryan thanks for Tryan” needs to be on a shirt at this point 😂

  • @marianissa2438
    @marianissa2438 3 роки тому +76

    we love acknowledging poc and their contributions to the world of rock music, hell yea

  • @Slashycent
    @Slashycent 3 роки тому +77

    Is nobody going to mention how that was literally just a Beatles song? lol.
    And Paul wrote songs from his dreams too. Starting to see some parallels. No wonder Ziryab was so famous, he was the first Beatle.

    • @messianic_scam
      @messianic_scam 3 роки тому

      ziryab was Kurdish from Iraq he the one who add the kurd scale you liberal turned him to blak african to give your afrocentric historical favors

    • @robynpitts8913
      @robynpitts8913 2 роки тому +3

      the oud keeps saying peace and love so it's making me think it's specifically Ringo starr

  • @meralak91
    @meralak91 3 роки тому +55

    Ryan is literally becoming the Batman quote “ you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” 😂😂😂

  • @azrael1316
    @azrael1316 3 роки тому +112

    Being from Morocco and seeing people handle Oud as if it’s guitar is quite hilarious. Oud is elegant.

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune 3 роки тому +7

      oh....is it held like cello?

    • @binugget
      @binugget 3 роки тому +5

      Actually I’m super curious too, how is it held?

    • @who_Is_faten_helmi
      @who_Is_faten_helmi 3 роки тому +16

      And being a tunisian im so happy we even got mentioned for a moment there . 😂

    • @azrael1316
      @azrael1316 3 роки тому +21

      Close enough as you have to sit down..put it on one knee and only your right arm should hold it.
      Playing it as if you’re jimmy page is just not how it goes.

    • @binugget
      @binugget 3 роки тому +1

      @@azrael1316 Ah I see! I learned something new :D

  • @LunarAngel96
    @LunarAngel96 3 роки тому +708

    Now all we need is Eugene and Ned to be apart of the puppet history who agree with me that Eugene and Ned need to be in puppet history

    • @alyssumemily
      @alyssumemily 3 роки тому +64

      I can see Eugene and Ryan having the same energy, and it would awesome!

    • @user-xp3by3ye5k
      @user-xp3by3ye5k 3 роки тому +96

      Eugene is gonna guess the worst possible answers and get the highest amount of points in puppet history

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 3 роки тому +4

      @@user-xp3by3ye5k As he should!

    • @SilviaNight99
      @SilviaNight99 3 роки тому +16

      @@user-xp3by3ye5k Yes, because Eugene wins everything 😂

    • @FioreCiliegia
      @FioreCiliegia 3 роки тому +16

      Oh it will happen eventually. Maybe we can get a cool Korean history tale and ned might get a story about the origins of football? xD

  • @sincerelyrey
    @sincerelyrey 3 роки тому +31

    Ok but zach trying to cheer ryan up with that cute lil smiley face was so adorable my heart cant take it OMG

  • @MorriganReads
    @MorriganReads 2 роки тому +12

    So glad you guys handle non-European history. My high school really prioritized European history. Asian, African, Native American, and South American History only got mentioned in the context of interactions with Europe.

  • @princesstarah2
    @princesstarah2 3 роки тому +90

    "You start out with a big chunk of something and widdle it down until it becomes Doja Cat." - The Professor, 2021