Three Hilariously Terrible Popes

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  • Опубліковано 24 бер 2018
  • “Demon pope, perv pope, and... well, you’ll see.”
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,1 тис.

  • @miannwn
    @miannwn 6 років тому +6497

    THE WAY SHANE AND RYAN BOTH TURN TO LOOK AT THE CAMERA AFTER HE SAYS 'THAT WAS A JOKE' IM SNORTING WHAT ARE THEY ON THE OFFICE

  • @maelakay6033
    @maelakay6033 4 роки тому +6246

    we all just gonna ignore how monk homie admitted to extreme edging

  • @sarahhales1505
    @sarahhales1505 5 років тому +3307

    It is rumored that Alexander VI (Rodrigo Borgia) used his son Cesar as the model for the image of Jesus that we all know today.

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 5 років тому +181

      Well you have to admit the resemblance is ridiculous

    • @fusel5883
      @fusel5883 4 роки тому +25

      Gregorian why is it a bad myth?

    • @Illbewhateveriwannado
      @Illbewhateveriwannado 4 роки тому +225

      I heard that the image of Jesus we all know today is based off of Leonardo da Vinci’s lover.

    • @Kerosene.Dreams
      @Kerosene.Dreams 4 роки тому +61

      It is my understanding that it is actually Constantine, the guy that created Constantinople.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 4 роки тому +61

      @@fusel5883 Because depictions of long haired bearded Jesus existed way before Cesare's birth

  • @meeramothilal
    @meeramothilal 5 років тому +3389

    "You do realize that not everyone had a primal urge to dig up a dead body and yell at it, right?"

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time 6 років тому +10423

    Ryan created Unsolved, Shane created Ruining History. I love how both of their buzzfeed series are super popular. Goes to show how these two carry the channel lmao.

    • @waterwiccax
      @waterwiccax 6 років тому +42

      Russ RedCloud they really do

    • @jessicabraud3307
      @jessicabraud3307 6 років тому +510

      I only watch Buzzfeed for Shane and Ryan tbh

    • @lime_green_gurl101k6
      @lime_green_gurl101k6 6 років тому +17

      Jessie Braud Same

    • @maxebanana6143
      @maxebanana6143 6 років тому +345

      I actually dont like buzzfeed at all. The only reason why im still here is because I love watching them two

    • @rouzbeakhlaghi3038
      @rouzbeakhlaghi3038 6 років тому +75

      We should make a hashtag for them by which we urge them to leave CrapFeed and start their own channel. I'm pretty sure they would be more than able to kickstart it.

  • @myst66
    @myst66 6 років тому +6785

    Mob: LETS ROPE THE POPE, LETS ROPE THE POPE. LETS-
    *solar eclipse*
    Mob: Run awaaaaay!!

  • @banditthekid9753
    @banditthekid9753 4 роки тому +1808

    after nine months of decay, that pope's corpse would be well into the dry/skeletal phase of decomposition. so while this was an awful, gross thing they did, at least they didn't have a bloated, rotting corpse up there, it was just a skeleton dude with robes and a hat on which is kind of a funny scene to picture

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 3 роки тому +54

      that would actually be a cool piece of art

    • @burningcandles7692
      @burningcandles7692 3 роки тому +33

      This is a cursed thought

    • @kaseynickel
      @kaseynickel 2 роки тому +43

      But can you imagine if it was bloated so bad to the point of almost exploding? Then they place it in court and it starts making these weird noises then BOOM! Splash zone!

    • @user-rc8xu8mk6k
      @user-rc8xu8mk6k 2 роки тому +21

      not all the time... when they dug out my great great uncle who was a priest his corpse hadn't rotted yet, it was bloated and smelled awful

    • @DecemberSfy
      @DecemberSfy 2 роки тому +7

      Unless he was embalmed or mummified. Which he indefinitely was not.

  • @punkpuppyluv
    @punkpuppyluv 5 років тому +1387

    Ryan: we all have our inner demons
    Me: yeah but you got Ricky

  • @amelialauren1716
    @amelialauren1716 6 років тому +5559

    They cut off that one pope's thumb, forefinger, and middle finger on one of his hands because those are the fingers they use to bless things, so losing those fingers is like taking his removal from papacy even further

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 5 років тому +115

      Thank you for this useful knowledge!!!!

    • @janetai1277
      @janetai1277 5 років тому +31

      Damn....that's brutal

    • @Lilithly
      @Lilithly 5 років тому +41

      @Regret is my middle name really? I heard they cut off both the index and the middle finger which is where the reversed peace sign (basically the same meaning as the middle finger in the uk) came from.

    • @rareELL
      @rareELL 5 років тому

      I was like 666

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 5 років тому +31

      Corey yeah it was during the 100 years war French knight would cut off english longbowmens fingers, and that middle finger thing was a taunt by English archers who were never caught!😂

  • @mickey9111
    @mickey9111 5 років тому +7250

    I love how Shane always has Ryan on the show. Like the other people come and go but the whole time his best friend Ryan is right there at his side.

    • @tree.mctree
      @tree.mctree 4 роки тому +958

      Mickey Vickey Vlogs along w his girlfriend Sara. His two best pals are on his show.

    • @carolinabeltran8420
      @carolinabeltran8420 4 роки тому +127

      Its so beautiful😢

    • @nikerdz
      @nikerdz 4 роки тому +85

      @@tree.mctree which is why it needs to come back T--T

    • @EatPieNProsper
      @EatPieNProsper 4 роки тому +61

      He's the Alan to his Steven Fry

    • @Alchemy818.
      @Alchemy818. 4 роки тому +25

      This is so wholesome 😍

  • @natasyaellen5690
    @natasyaellen5690 4 роки тому +477

    Anyone notice the cards when they start introducing the popes?
    "Popemon"

    • @tamarkb6833
      @tamarkb6833 3 роки тому +5

      I swear if pope/saint trading cards exist....

  • @madeline3617
    @madeline3617 4 роки тому +735

    "But there was an eclipse!"
    me: *desperately searching through the comments waiting for someone to make a fire nation reference*

    • @zeolith_zozo
      @zeolith_zozo 4 роки тому +5

      OH MY GOD SKKSKSKSK

    • @jasss188
      @jasss188 4 роки тому +9

      Lmaooo you’ve earned my respect🤣

    • @Larissawesome
      @Larissawesome 3 роки тому +9

      They literally pulled a reverse invasion of the fire nation

    • @orchid8540
      @orchid8540 3 роки тому +3

      oh look, you dropped this: my respect. here you go!

  • @Tramper27
    @Tramper27 5 років тому +3682

    i love how sara applies that chapstick like shes chuggin a beer,,,, mood

  • @bridgetphelan4742
    @bridgetphelan4742 6 років тому +482

    Ryan: "You're acting like he assassinated him with a string of hotdogs. It's a fucking rope."
    Honestly the best line.

  • @quintenreimer554
    @quintenreimer554 Рік тому +167

    I like that even then you can already see glimpses of puppet history.

    • @celt0131
      @celt0131 Рік тому +5

      I love puppet history!!! Yall so right

    • @venerandoalamaresjr.8910
      @venerandoalamaresjr.8910 9 місяців тому +8

      Especially when the Professor talked about Cesare, who in here was mentioned a bit from the pope known for the Chestnut parties 💀

  • @user-bv2wo8te8f
    @user-bv2wo8te8f 4 роки тому +2406

    *Meanwhile the "updated" people are happily watching "puppet history" in shane,ryan and steven's independent channel called "watcher"*
    *Here comes another comment which i got 1.6 likes. Thank you!*

    • @Linhdoesstuff
      @Linhdoesstuff 4 роки тому +95

      I watch both, and Unsolved too, because I love their humor.

    • @lilithwills812
      @lilithwills812 4 роки тому +46

      It's good. It's a different format, but worth a watch.

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 4 роки тому +38

      Theres only 2 episodes, gotta binge on the classics until more come along

    • @artificialpanda7173
      @artificialpanda7173 4 роки тому +4

      I dunno. Their new channel seems pretty dry to me. Even the muppets show didn't feel funny to me. Maybe because they're still experimenting on new stuffs to put on their channel.

    • @rishikagoswami2617
      @rishikagoswami2617 4 роки тому +28

      @@artificialpanda7173 the last episode of puppet master was good. Had me rolling. It was on a Titanic surviver..

  • @isabelhaupenthal9417
    @isabelhaupenthal9417 6 років тому +579

    "I cancel plans when it rains" ME

  • @sunshinedevotee9149
    @sunshinedevotee9149 6 років тому +1766

    i keep replaying 24:51 lmao, the way shane and ryan look at the camera i'm dead haha

    • @pisces6220
      @pisces6220 5 років тому +68

      sunshine devotee what killed me was Sara’s reaction at 20:07

    • @joshuadouglas2962
      @joshuadouglas2962 5 років тому +64

      Oof that unison though. You can tell they've done a tonne of Unsolved together

    • @rice.jpg2
      @rice.jpg2 5 років тому +18

      They’re soulmates I tell ya

    • @Mikalino13
      @Mikalino13 4 роки тому +4

      the EXACT unison of it sendsssss

  • @adrianaay043
    @adrianaay043 4 роки тому +477

    Ryan "we all have inner demons"
    Shane literally a demon

    • @jasminguiza6227
      @jasminguiza6227 4 роки тому +4

      Belle Ayala Ricky: What do you know peasant (Ryan)?

    • @chhandamandal5209
      @chhandamandal5209 4 роки тому

      Bro he is a grey (an alien species) not a demon. Even though it's theorised that he has some control over demons.

    • @nicolelouise9779
      @nicolelouise9779 2 роки тому +5

      Shane isn't Ryan's inner demons, Shane is more like an outer demon you know that fun friend that you jokingly call a demon but in actually is a demon.

    • @jackroberts2704
      @jackroberts2704 2 роки тому +3

      Sara has to keep him in a Salt circle

  • @khameronsmith108
    @khameronsmith108 4 роки тому +238

    Shane: Everyone put on your history glasses
    Ryan: No, I don't think I will

  • @oliviam2437
    @oliviam2437 6 років тому +916

    "ARE YOUUU JOSHINN' MEEEEEE?????"

  • @minamori2692
    @minamori2692 6 років тому +617

    “That’s real. I cancel plans cuz it rains.”
    Too true lolol

  • @antonialunarius9564
    @antonialunarius9564 4 роки тому +982

    Shane: “...We are all pretty intelligent now.”
    *everyone ducking buying out toilet paper nearly nation wide for a virus that doesn’t cause you to go #2 viciously*
    Me: “No. No, we aren’t.”

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 4 роки тому +6

      Antonia Lunarius facts lmao it’s a miracle I managed to find any

    • @The_UmbrellaMan
      @The_UmbrellaMan 4 роки тому +19

      I work at a grocery store, can confirm that people are idiots.

    • @maxamillion26093
      @maxamillion26093 Рік тому

      Of all the things to hoard and that’s what we gate kept🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 місяців тому

      how do you not realize it's because if the apocalypse happens, then the toilet paper is eventually going to run out and there's no alternative

    • @antonialunarius9564
      @antonialunarius9564 5 місяців тому

      @@noellefritz5678 honestly forgot I commented here XD. Yeah no I realize that. There’s not a lot of good alternatives out there since most of us don’t know how to identify big leaf plants without a book. And toilet paper on its own, it’s kind of versatile to an extent.

  • @MadGrubble
    @MadGrubble 4 роки тому +601

    I love this, but TBH I’d watch anything with Shane and Ryan in it.

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 4 роки тому +18

      New channel called the watcher if you didnt know! Puppet history is hilarious!

    • @oatesnmilk
      @oatesnmilk 3 роки тому +1

      YEAA H >>

    • @bedroombohemian5632
      @bedroombohemian5632 3 роки тому +3

      Sara is amazing tho

    • @damenwhelan3236
      @damenwhelan3236 11 місяців тому

      Except let's plays and drinking videos....

  • @lenasharmaine8296
    @lenasharmaine8296 6 років тому +1070

    Shane would make a great history teacher.

  • @kincaiddebell2827
    @kincaiddebell2827 6 років тому +317

    “He has inner demons”
    *sigh* “We all have inner demons”

  • @heydemonsityaboiasher9079
    @heydemonsityaboiasher9079 4 роки тому +207

    "Don't we all have inner demons?"
    .....
    ...Ricky Goldsworth?

  • @72snailsinatrenchcoat19
    @72snailsinatrenchcoat19 4 роки тому +187

    Shane: They decided to murder him with rope!
    My brain for no damn reason: k i n k y

  • @georgiac.5352
    @georgiac.5352 6 років тому +2627

    Those red bottom heels when he died 😂

    • @babahu15
      @babahu15 6 років тому +45

      Georgia Skinner I thought the scandal was gonna be that the Pope was a woman the whole time

    • @TheAwkwardYear
      @TheAwkwardYear 6 років тому +8

      I guess you could say ... these is bloody shoes *csi yeeeeehaaaa*

    • @beautifullEternal
      @beautifullEternal 6 років тому +9

      Maibre Edwards I read somewhere heels started as shoes for butchers so they didn’t stand directly in the blood? Don’t know if actually factual.

    • @AlyssaRicks
      @AlyssaRicks 5 років тому +2

      Gotta die in them Loubs, amirite?

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael 6 років тому +3347

    I always look forward to these. Shane is the perfect storyteller and the guests provide good commentary. I feel like I learn so much, more than I ever did in history class. This was a really good episode!

  • @thething2723
    @thething2723 5 років тому +194

    They gonna talk about the three popes that declared themselves pope at the same time, and all excommunicated the other

    • @lexigrimhaive
      @lexigrimhaive 3 роки тому +11

      At the time that must have been a horrible situation for the average person, but now, in modern times, the 3 simultaneous popes m all excommunicating each other thing is so freaking funny to me.

  • @Michelle-tz6qh
    @Michelle-tz6qh 4 роки тому +300

    Who else is here waiting for the next episode of Puppet History?

  • @landyang13
    @landyang13 6 років тому +195

    24:50 Shane and Ryan’s reaction 😂 those 2 know how to interact with an audience

  • @Soladat
    @Soladat 6 років тому +741

    I was putting chapstick on and looking at my phone when i heard Shane say put your chapstick away and i was honestly so terrified i had to rewind it to see if he actually said that lmao

    • @losyle
      @losyle 6 років тому +9

      just when i was reading this he said it WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

    • @ameliakreiensieck7983
      @ameliakreiensieck7983 6 років тому +1

      master key i ThINk NoT!!

  • @bonepaste_3336
    @bonepaste_3336 5 років тому +1597

    Hey can Alexander VI tell me how
    To flirt with girls thanks
    -helpless lesbian

  • @coollittlegremlin7243
    @coollittlegremlin7243 5 років тому +461

    12:48
    "lannister vibes"
    LMAO the whole borgia family is like irl lannisters

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 4 роки тому +9

      And the Hapsburgs

    • @cthulhuftagn4645
      @cthulhuftagn4645 4 роки тому +14

      Lucricia, Giovanni, Gioffre & Cesare. Italian Barmy Army, The Borgia Family

  • @cecilia____2184
    @cecilia____2184 6 років тому +926

    The Monk dude needs to make a video where he tells the story of his monk days Buzzfeed you need to do this it would be a gigantic missed opportunity if you guys didn't

    • @Nucleyus
      @Nucleyus 6 років тому +3

      Cecilia Lopes let this idea be possible! 💕😍

    • @AcidRainbowSkies
      @AcidRainbowSkies 6 років тому +2

      YESSS

    • @caroline-gx5cs
      @caroline-gx5cs 6 років тому +6

      That would be interesting but maybe w/ someone else bc he said he was only there for 2 weeks

    • @sarahrayanne184
      @sarahrayanne184 6 років тому

      Monks live pretty basic and uninteresting lives

    • @TBegay
      @TBegay 6 років тому +16

      Aria (not sure of spelling) he's just an interesting dude. He interned at the White House too. He got spanked on camera by a camgirl for a video once. If he ever wrote a book -I'd buy it.

  • @smokesparkdragonfly1368
    @smokesparkdragonfly1368 6 років тому +820

    Three terrible popes: you won't believe what they did with chestnuts

    • @fiddlebirdblue4953
      @fiddlebirdblue4953 6 років тому +14

      Chestnuts? You won't believe what they did with corpses! ;D

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 років тому +7

      Nut vendors HATE them!

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 6 років тому +2

      Fiddlebird Blue
      They once excavated a pope to put him on trial

  • @hashmitabhawnani8723
    @hashmitabhawnani8723 5 років тому +123

    I love how after the last Pope said "That was a joke" Shane and Ryan both looked away at the same time.

  • @ellie4328
    @ellie4328 4 роки тому +184

    I love how different ruining history’s and unsolved’s editing is like you can tell which show is Ryan and which show is Shane😂

  • @Spongebobs4Life
    @Spongebobs4Life 6 років тому +5315

    This is my favourite show rn. And I don’t feel guilty lying in bed and watching because IM LEARNING, MOM!

    • @kierascriven6864
      @kierascriven6864 6 років тому +30

      Em B literally me.😂

    • @alexandra1511
      @alexandra1511 6 років тому +4

      You should learn to spell

    • @kierascriven6864
      @kierascriven6864 6 років тому +40

      -KissesA some countries spell favourite instead of favorite, but you must have missed that in grammar school, so shut up.

    • @alexandra1511
      @alexandra1511 6 років тому +8

      Kiera Scriven Obviously, no one can take a joke 🙄

    • @kierascriven6864
      @kierascriven6864 6 років тому +34

      -KissesA obviously, it didn't sound like one.

  • @connercarey
    @connercarey 6 років тому +302

    pretty impressed you got all those popes to appear on the show.

    • @okay9340
      @okay9340 6 років тому +3

      Conner lee Carey yeah! like, buzzfeed must be loaded to bring all three of them!

  • @Ashleyls17
    @Ashleyls17 5 років тому +490

    I wish they would make more of these Ruining History episodes.

    • @Goosebelldog
      @Goosebelldog 4 роки тому +33

      You should check out puppet history on the Watcher, Shane made his own show! I really like it so far :D

    • @Ashleyls17
      @Ashleyls17 4 роки тому +5

      @@Goosebelldog Yes. I have been watching it, but thank you for the suggestion.

  • @ellethompson2781
    @ellethompson2781 5 років тому +129

    12:53 if u listen closely, you can hear either ryan or shane yelling "SPRING BREAK" from the D.B cooper ep of unsolved

  • @forvanityssake
    @forvanityssake 6 років тому +597

    You guys NEED to do an episode about the teenage, cross-dressing, promiscuous, murdered-on-the-orders-of-his-own-grandmother Roman emperor Elagabalus. He literally smothered his dinner guests to death with flower petals!

    • @ashalyce421
      @ashalyce421 6 років тому +5

      OH MY GOD YES DO THIS ONE PLEASE

    • @decepticonne
      @decepticonne 6 років тому +12

      that's the scene depicted in this painting btw :)
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Roses_of_Heliogabalus

    • @flowersintheKitchen
      @flowersintheKitchen 6 років тому +4

      flblbl wonderful painting, by the way

    • @halimaanita2784
      @halimaanita2784 6 років тому +1

      OMG YES!!!!

    • @kiri1082
      @kiri1082 6 років тому +2

      He also used Christians as candles

  • @jonahlieb4118
    @jonahlieb4118 6 років тому +360

    You can say that pope Benedict wasn't popeular.

    • @octobermidnights
      @octobermidnights 6 років тому +3

      Jonah Lieb I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at this comment 💀

    • @nikkiberay4903
      @nikkiberay4903 6 років тому

      Jonah Lieb why are you the way you are

  • @JoshuaStaMaria-dt5rt
    @JoshuaStaMaria-dt5rt 4 роки тому +296

    Please, Season 2!!!!!!! It's 2019!!!!!

    • @kaykaystar2354
      @kaykaystar2354 4 роки тому +8

      Its 2020 now

    • @Kakyuu
      @Kakyuu 4 роки тому +18

      Go search for Puppet History.

    • @marigoose4667
      @marigoose4667 4 роки тому +2

      I think the show was canceled.

    • @kaitlyndaenzer9799
      @kaitlyndaenzer9799 4 роки тому +4

      @@marigoose4667 check out puppet history on watcher. Improves upon this series imo

    • @beha7554
      @beha7554 3 роки тому

      Its 2021 now

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 5 років тому +50

    i just realized a giant mob was trying to strangle an eleven-year-old with rope... that shit's rough dude

  • @rc9015
    @rc9015 6 років тому +629

    how is no one talking about how CUTE the ex monk is

    • @streamfancy2741
      @streamfancy2741 6 років тому +1

      not ok Aria?

    • @natalielewis3720
      @natalielewis3720 6 років тому +17

      i came into the comments just to see if anyone was talking about it

    • @AMGGchan
      @AMGGchan 5 років тому +3

      trynna find his instagram LOL

    • @natalielewis3720
      @natalielewis3720 5 років тому +1

      Krystal Jang aria inthavong

    • @trishmnz
      @trishmnz 5 років тому +1

      Omg RIGHT??????

  • @greatalexander3820
    @greatalexander3820 6 років тому +479

    Just a little information for those that care, the three fingers that were chopped off are the three fingers that are used to grant Papal blessings.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 6 років тому +13

      Great Alexander Yeah poor Formosius went through such a disgrace just because he supported the wrong party😞. Fortunately, his successor got what was coming to him.

    • @greatalexander3820
      @greatalexander3820 6 років тому +16

      Unfortunately that is the inevitable result of when a Pope values his position as a secular land owner as highly as he does his spiritual position, he gets embroiled in messy politics.
      At least this period of Papal history wasn't as messy as the Western Schism.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 6 років тому

      Great Alexander When Western and Eastern Church(XIth century) split or the Protestant Reformation(XVIth)?(I'm French so I don't exactly know what the denomination Western Schism is referring to)

    • @greatalexander3820
      @greatalexander3820 6 років тому +3

      Actually im talking about the French schism :) The Avignon Papacy meets the Roman Papacy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Schism
      When Three popes split Catholicism.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 6 років тому +5

      Great Alexander Of course! The antipopes😀*facepalm! When you mentioned Avignon, I didn't need to watch your link to guess what period you were referring to😂. Thanks for the fresh memory.
      It's said that Catherine of Sienna intervened to push Popes to get back to Rome.
      Just imagine: two popes claiming to be the bishop of Rome and excommunicating each other ☺

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 2 роки тому +17

    Alexander Borgia also had a cardinal complain about Michelangelo’s art.
    When Michelangelo drew the cardinal in hell, nude and having the snake of Eden munching on his naughty bits, he ran raging to Borgia.
    Borgia, in response, told him “As Pope, I control Heaven and Earth. However, I have no control over Hell.”
    In other words, not his department

  • @TheComfyGeek
    @TheComfyGeek 5 років тому +376

    I wanna see another season!
    BRING ME ANOTHER!!

    • @DiabolicalButler
      @DiabolicalButler 5 років тому +1

      like wouldnt it be actually REALLY NASTY to bring up the popes that were around during the inquisition and witch hunts and dungeons and torture obsession?.... i guess maybe thats not funny but they are truly the monsters

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 4 роки тому

      Eat your green beans first

    • @ultimateloser3411
      @ultimateloser3411 4 роки тому

      Search Watcher just in case

    • @carlyantolick
      @carlyantolick 3 роки тому

      This season, I like it.
      ANOTHER!

  • @jacquelinechavez3040
    @jacquelinechavez3040 6 років тому +548

    Can we get more background into the dude who was a monk when he was 17?

    • @hez5160
      @hez5160 6 років тому +46

      Jacqueline Chavez Children were often given to monasteries and trained from as young as seven to become monks. Not uncommon to have teenage monks.

    • @Linhdoesstuff
      @Linhdoesstuff 5 років тому +24

      He has a whole vid about that.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 років тому +13

      ua-cam.com/video/fhHZInIvD7k/v-deo.html

    • @Onestonedbake
      @Onestonedbake 5 років тому +2

      This is pretty common if you come from a Buddhist family. 17 is still kinda old to be in training

    • @lunettasuziejewel2080
      @lunettasuziejewel2080 Рік тому

      If I recall my tour guide in Chiang Mai correctly, in Thailand teenage boys will spend some time as monks. It's like Rumspringe in reverse; you take a break from normal life to be a monk, and stay in the monastery if you like it better.

  • @scarlettvamp7029
    @scarlettvamp7029 6 років тому +382

    “that real.. i cancel plans cause it rains” hahahaha me toooooo

  • @caitlynh210
    @caitlynh210 5 років тому +128

    "Much like Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau" I'M DEAD

  • @remustsukinoouji5959
    @remustsukinoouji5959 5 років тому +90

    and then Alexander VI went on to steal the piece of Eden and whatever

  • @Jillbles
    @Jillbles 6 років тому +386

    I really like these. Both for the overall content Shane provides, and because whoever is doing the animations & captions is KILLING IT.

    • @blanketfort
      @blanketfort 6 років тому +19

      If i'm not mistaken, Shane does the editing with another dude

  • @AndArrington
    @AndArrington 6 років тому +3239

    *”much like Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau”*

    • @artificialraspberify
      @artificialraspberify 6 років тому +62

      I think theyre mixing Justin up with Mackenzie-King lol

    • @Zexion352
      @Zexion352 6 років тому +41

      ...how...how did they know this?

    • @Kifford
      @Kifford 6 років тому +36

      I thought Mackenzie-King only talked to his dead mother. Didn't know she was a demon. ;)

    • @artificialraspberify
      @artificialraspberify 6 років тому +15

      K F he held seances all the time we don't know what he was up to ;)

    • @dramaqueen465
      @dramaqueen465 6 років тому +92

      They're just jealous cause they're stuck with Trump 😋

  • @euming
    @euming 2 роки тому +21

    9:24 "Oh, you're taking your chair with you." He's probably gonna take his holy seat with him, sell it to his uncle, and then come back and take it again. Very on point for this pope.

  • @FlyMeUpSoHigh
    @FlyMeUpSoHigh 5 років тому +97

    Me, sees the word "chestnuts": Yup, I know where this is going.

  • @TheMoonAndStars
    @TheMoonAndStars 6 років тому +223

    I just realized there is a little symbol on the top right hand corner of the cards and it says POPEMON 😂 That's funny

  • @neoangelo6187
    @neoangelo6187 6 років тому +109

    I love how Ryan and Shane both looked at the camera in sync at the end

  • @angieperez3622
    @angieperez3622 5 років тому +59

    “I was 17, the hormones were raging”
    “So? You’re gonna then blue ball yourself?”
    “Heh heh , i was sadistic”
    Me too sis. Me too.

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 4 роки тому +21

    24:50 I like how Shane and Ryan turn to look at the camera IN SYNC right after he said "but that was a joke" just like the characters from the tv series The Office.

  • @qxrx
    @qxrx 6 років тому +675

    I love how happy Shane is in ruining history

    • @jrk3029
      @jrk3029 6 років тому +6

      Shane can ruin anything but in a good way

    • @QUEENCARDTTT
      @QUEENCARDTTT 6 років тому +4

      It is his calling

  • @_danyiel
    @_danyiel 6 років тому +541

    God i love how happy shane is in this show, in unsolved he hates his life half the time and the other half it’s true crime

    • @jazzkz9216
      @jazzkz9216 6 років тому +2

      Daniel Guo so true lol

    • @_danyiel
      @_danyiel 6 років тому +27

      Jana Kulka It’s nice to see the big headed giant smile sometimes

    • @lanaaskari624
      @lanaaskari624 6 років тому +2

      this is my new favorite comment

    • @grethangrethan280
      @grethangrethan280 6 років тому +5

      what u mean he doesnt hate his life in unsolved

    • @katiehorsley4398
      @katiehorsley4398 6 років тому +1

      LMAO fam 😂

  • @kjartanp4428
    @kjartanp4428 4 роки тому +58

    Ey if someone makes those "Popemon cards" then I'm gonna buy them as a joke gift xD

  • @lush-retina
    @lush-retina 5 років тому +141

    This is the most PG pope exposé I have ever watched (y'all didn't even say the word incest once) but it was still really entertaining.

  • @mangomaking
    @mangomaking 6 років тому +652

    "he should've called himself pope tweety bird.... 'cause pope sylvester...... :)"
    *_sara i'm crying you're the best_*

    • @teddya6108
      @teddya6108 6 років тому +7

      Honestly where can I buy a Sara she’s too great

  • @dramaqueen465
    @dramaqueen465 6 років тому +112

    Pope Stephen, "SPEAK, YOU HEATHEN!"
    Pope Formosus, "..................."

  • @helloesimon6393
    @helloesimon6393 4 роки тому +58

    As a Canadian, I am dead because of laughing at the comment about Justin Trudeau talking to demons and having magic book.

  • @TheDude4077
    @TheDude4077 5 років тому +39

    You don't need to teach me about Alexander VI, I played Assasin's Creed II.

    • @trinitytriplett2776
      @trinitytriplett2776 4 роки тому +1

      yet another Assassin's Creed reference about Ezio
      YAAASSSS QUEEN!

    • @mctcgm
      @mctcgm 3 роки тому

      Ay me too

  • @mrekanovic
    @mrekanovic 6 років тому +679

    I learned a lot more about Monks in this episode than anything else, hahaha. Thanks Aria.

  • @Mariuhh
    @Mariuhh 6 років тому +368

    i appreciate who've makes the animations

  • @Doc_Aspy
    @Doc_Aspy 4 роки тому +19

    Been over a year and I'm just now noticing the "Popemon" on the cards. Oml

  • @horohorosrin
    @horohorosrin 5 років тому +204

    Well, Shane challenged us to pinpoint the exact moment he's legitimately, truly angry with Ryan in this episode, so... CHOP CHOP, PEOPLE, GUESS THOSE TIMESTAMPS!

    • @veronikam5542
      @veronikam5542 5 років тому +33

      I really wanna know too?? Like I saw some people saying it was 19:46 but if thats Shane being angry then thats the most gentle angry I've ever seen

    • @horohorosrin
      @horohorosrin 5 років тому +31

      It would both surprise me to find that's the moment, yet not surprise me at all that Shane tells us he was mad and it's just... that. Can you imagine that guy raising his voice for purposes other than demon taunting? @@veronikam5542

    • @cattrancy9347
      @cattrancy9347 5 років тому +14

      I watched it before scrolling down to find a comment like this and the only thing I can think of is maybe he was just real angry inside?? His "I see" is very curt.

    • @ManyMonstersMedia
      @ManyMonstersMedia 5 років тому +13

      i agree it's either 19:46 or right at the beginning before the intro

    • @sofia-nf2ff
      @sofia-nf2ff 4 роки тому +4

      when/where did he say that he was angry with Ryan??

  • @AmmarKhan-lt5es
    @AmmarKhan-lt5es 6 років тому +560

    When unsolved is on break so this is you’re only source of happiness

  • @MegaPoke14
    @MegaPoke14 6 років тому +524

    I really do find that guy that was once a monk to be REALLY DAMN CUTE

    • @barakakautsarsofiuddin9288
      @barakakautsarsofiuddin9288 6 років тому +2

      King Kawlie IKRR what’s his @

    • @MegaPoke14
      @MegaPoke14 6 років тому +3

      baraka kautsar oh i wish i kneww
      SHOUTOUT: if anyone knows, dont hesitate to reply to this comment pleasee

    • @honey7565
      @honey7565 6 років тому +7

      @ariainthavong on instagram :>

    • @MegaPoke14
      @MegaPoke14 6 років тому +3

      honey omg u saved my life thank youu so muchh 💞

    • @koba5485
      @koba5485 6 років тому

      are you gay?

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez Рік тому +5

    I miss this series.

  • @OwlObsessed4
    @OwlObsessed4 4 роки тому +14

    when you get an ad for a Catholic dating website in the middle of the story about the banquet of chestnuts....

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 6 років тому +654

    Bad Popes, Bad Popes, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?

    • @crassenti
      @crassenti 6 років тому +8

      I went with “Bad, bad, bad, bad pope, you make me feel so good
      Bad, bad, bad, bad pope, you make me feel so good, knew you would”

    • @alyssatownsend5144
      @alyssatownsend5144 6 років тому +24

      'What you gonna do when they pray for you?'

    • @alejandromadera597
      @alejandromadera597 6 років тому +1

      You made my day 😂😂

    • @wickedamoeba8719
      @wickedamoeba8719 6 років тому +3

      Alyssa Townsend Lol, why didn't I think of that?!😂

    • @phoebesbridges1676
      @phoebesbridges1676 6 років тому +8

      "What you gonna do when they unbury you?"

  • @iamproject100
    @iamproject100 6 років тому +69

    "I cancle plans 'cause it rains" SAME

  • @FirebirdMiner
    @FirebirdMiner 5 років тому +37

    I love the "mob mob mob mob MOB MOB" yells at 21:57

  • @birbs4596
    @birbs4596 5 років тому +34

    19:46 He's so done with Ryan lmao

  • @Svellgarm
    @Svellgarm 6 років тому +175

    3:22 “Much like Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau”. Lol, true.

    • @ryanprentice5754
      @ryanprentice5754 4 роки тому +5

      Okay but they said he talked to demons and had magic books so were they referencing prime minister Mackenzie King

  • @genericprofilename9720
    @genericprofilename9720 6 років тому +468

    You forgot Pope Urban II with the crusades, Pope Innocent III with the inquisitions, and that time when there were three antipopes all claiming to be the true the pope.

    • @ryguy5436
      @ryguy5436 5 років тому +8

      Generic Profile Name
      But the crusades were a defense.

    • @gandaruvu
      @gandaruvu 5 років тому +6

      When we look at historical event, we have to judge it based on historical perspective as well, not just our contemporary perspective.

    • @meryscantamburlo4174
      @meryscantamburlo4174 5 років тому +5

      fauticus hell no, the child crusade was defense, he sent a bunch of children to die in a war zone, call that a defense strategy

    • @ryguy5436
      @ryguy5436 5 років тому

      I have no clue what you just said.

    • @gandaruvu
      @gandaruvu 5 років тому +14

      @@meryscantamburlo4174 if you actually read about it carefully, you'll know that just because it's basically called a crusade, doesn't necessarily mean it was started or approved by the pope. Children crusade is one of the examples.

  • @Itsfelicianotfelisha
    @Itsfelicianotfelisha 5 років тому +16

    Lmao “that’s real. I cancel plans cuz it rains” that tickled my fancy pretty well

  • @nifaia
    @nifaia 5 років тому +20

    the waY SHANE SAID "CESARE" MY ITALIAN SOUL IS IN LOVE HHHHH

  • @RogueVideoRaven
    @RogueVideoRaven 6 років тому +167

    Surprised they didn’t mention Alexander’s family more. Lucretia might have had a poison ring, Cesare had an assassin friend and helped take out his father’s enemies, Inspired The Prince, Giovanni might have been killed by his siblings, Lucretia was rumored to have slept with all her male relatives, and this family inspired ‘The Godfather’.

    • @im_so_bored3896
      @im_so_bored3896 6 років тому +21

      i know right? but then again also a few of these things might just be rumors especially the one about lucrezia and cesare fucking

    • @megami7373
      @megami7373 6 років тому

      RogueVideoRaven WOWZA

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 років тому +2

      When you say The Prince, do you mean Machiavelli, right?

    • @satriowirawan3
      @satriowirawan3 6 років тому +1

      and they all got kiled by a guy named Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 6 років тому +2

      satriowirawan3 haha well he didn't kill Lucretia. And Cesare killed his dad. Ezio only killed Cesare and Juan

  • @deadlyNightshade789
    @deadlyNightshade789 6 років тому +738

    Music nerds: is that Vivaldi? Please lemme know

  • @jadem4139
    @jadem4139 5 років тому +52

    Whyyyy did this series have to end!!!

  • @Chickn420
    @Chickn420 6 місяців тому +5

    When does the fluffy blue guy come out with the questions

  • @gehadsamir5663
    @gehadsamir5663 6 років тому +91

    *fun fact* "if you laughed at any of this you're going straight to hell" lmao 😂

  • @SparkleStar1416
    @SparkleStar1416 6 років тому +1174

    Sara's outfit is so cute!

    • @burntout4
      @burntout4 6 років тому +19

      Hannah Margaret she is CUTE!!

    • @inga7519
      @inga7519 6 років тому +18

      she is adorableee

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +10

      When is Sara _not_ cute, let's be real

    • @usn_f_455
      @usn_f_455 5 років тому +3

      The whole Sara is cute

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 5 років тому

      Sara is pretty adorable haha
      but we all know Shane is the sexy god of sex. Imagining Shane naked makes everything better.

  • @kylahhood9847
    @kylahhood9847 4 роки тому +19

    If you miss this show, they are doing something similar on their new channel watchers...but there is a puppet involved!!!!

  • @jocastro2578
    @jocastro2578 10 місяців тому +3

    The fact that pope Alexander was the topic on this weeks Puppet History

  • @magentalilies8012
    @magentalilies8012 6 років тому +661

    I need some Aria in my life.

  • @ParadoxGavel
    @ParadoxGavel 6 років тому +831

    *Buzzfeed Unsolved*
    Ryan: :D
    Shane: :\
    *Ruining History*
    Ryan: :\
    Shane: :D

  • @crystalp7242
    @crystalp7242 4 роки тому +9

    And also, as soon as the Popémon cards popped up, I said, “How much do you want to bet that one of these popes is a Borgia?”
    I’m not Catholic (or any religion, for that matter), but papal history is just incredibly interesting to study.

  • @Katie80-501
    @Katie80-501 4 роки тому +12

    I was about to WWE someone if you left out Pope Steven VI for the corpse trial! That was totally the craziest, most hilarious pope story I had ever heard when I first heard it ages ago!