I was in the middle of holding in a hit after smoking a bowl when the squishing sound effects started playing. I tried not to, totally failed, and laughed anyway, then I spent the next two and a half minutes coughing. Worth it.
Shane: "Who'd play Metal Gear Solid without the analog thumsticks?" Me, having played and beaten the game on a playstation emulator on my phone: *sweating profusely*
I got the whole ps1 library on the ps classic, plus I got 15000 games on the ps1 classic. Good thing it can be modded. You can still play your favorite ps1 games without the joystick I bet many games without the joystick.
"I mean seriously, who played the original Metal Gear Solid without the analog thumbsticks?" **Raises hand** In my defense I got my PS1 and my second controller before the dual analog controllers, let alone the dual shock ones, even came out and just never bothered upgrading. Did get a few comments from people confused by me only using the d-pad over the years, but it never bothered me.
People complaining about the analog sticks, you can add more games on the PS classic, i still love playing the PlayStation without the analog stick. I got the whole ps1 collection plus, also i got snes games and many more.
Hell, I would sometimes even play Gran Turismo 3 with the D-pad, since all the buttons on the DualShock 2 are _analog._ Remember that? I thought that was so cool.
@@juangutierrez5400 True... The original DualShock was more of an... Option than a standard with PS1... I think only as far as Ape Escape did I feel I really NEEDED it.
The Playstation classic is awesome if you can get it for like $20-$30. It's remarkably easy to jailbreak and can be customized to your liking afterwards. If I remember correctly I was able to pick one up for around $25.00.
@@PiroKUSS "Any console I own" doesn't connect to PC without a converter box. It looks like you're telling me to just plug my controller straight into a USB port, which is a strange thing to tell a retro gamer because that wasn't a thing until the PS3 days.
I still have my original chipped console… it costs me £0.20 (the cost of a CD) to write a game… only downside is having to tweak the laser to get copied games to play right, but once set up the gameplay is spot on because it’s original hardware
@@angolin9352 If your console has a wireless controller, you can connect it to a PC just fine, all you might need is a tiny little bluetooth reciever, which you can get for stupidly cheap.
@@andrewcruz1931hey bud, it’s a FIGURE OF SPEECH that’s used to say that someone laughed very hard at something… of course they didn’t actually die from it 🤦♀️
@@kyria_kous Yeah but why is the audio pitch always too high? Does that naturally occur when Super Mario Bros. PAL version is played on an NTSC console?
Except make a decent modern day Smash Bros game with a ton single player content, decent DLC that doesn't suck, and Online Multiplayer that isn't a laughable joke. Thats something Nintendid that Nintencan't. Say what will you about the Sony version. At least the online was decent with some unique DLC fighters and some single player content. Let's not forget that Nintencan't put out a new game with original ideas and instead decides to put out worse remakes of older games that are removed from store shelves in a flash. All while having Nintencan't forget about or kill off franchises that haven't seen in a new game in years. Sony does what Nintendon't.
@@n64freak38 Like Nick C said, if you mod the classic, you can handpick the classics you want on it. Although with a library of almost 8 000 games, it's clearly bound to displease most gamers that grew with the ps1 console (sadly, I was with the bunch that both grew with the console and modded the "classic", and then realize that I'd rather own the original PS1 games with the original PlayStation which can take more time to load than its PSone counterpart than staying with the mini-box...) at least, the controllers that came with the Classic are those that you'd receive with the OG console (2 instead of 1 back at the original release) and it's barely distinguishable if looked from a fair mid-distance
@@n64freak38 If it weren't for the ps 1 the other ps consoles would'nt have came into existence. Plus, ps1 had a lot of good games like Spyro The Dragon, Spyro Ripto's Rage, Gex Enter The Gecko and even Frogger 2 Swampy's Revenge. P.S. Considering that you're profile name is literally "N64 Freak" You most likely only think the ps1 sucks cause it was a competitor with the n64, but let me tell you, the ps1 was better then the n64, the n64 used cartridges while the ps1 used discs, and games released for both systems like Gex Enter The Gecko for instance was better on the ps1 than the n64 so go pound sand on that.
Candy Workshop is a clone of Activision’s Pressure Cooker for the Atari 2600 (Garry Kitchen, 1983). Instead of putting together burgers to order, this clone has you putting present orders together by looking at the required materials table. If a wrong comes out, bouncing it back to the right recycles it. If it explodes, as you said, you lose a life point. I love these videos. Laughter is vital in these weird times. Thanks for doing what you do.
I recall there were a few orders displayed in Pressure Cooker, whereas in Candy Workshop I just see one. Amazing how a 2600 game manages to outpace this "NES" clone game.
I’m actually kinda amazed by the quality of the composite video this thing produces, it’s soft and the wrong aspect ratio but I can’t see any rainbowing and there’s surprisingly little dot crawl
Oddly enough the emulation scene for the PS Classic makes this console pretty damn amazing. Definitely worth the money to turn it into an emulation machine.
Gotta show this to my dad, he just dug out his original playstation from 1997. EDIT: Looked on the box and it was actually a 100X model from launch day '95. Unfortunately, he lost his DualShock controllers back then. And yes, we both laughed at it. EDIT 2: It's indeed from July 1997
Maybe this device will get a bootleg of its own that will end up being better than the PS1 Classic. Name: "Mini Home Games Entertainment 64-Bit Anniversary Edition SP-9440 Classic Vintage System Console"
"I mean seriously, who'd play Metal Gear Solid without the analog thumbstick?" Me *who finished MGS on my old PS1 without analog and PSP countless of time* look the other way muppet.gif
I actually first played MGS1 on a PS3 and still used the dpad. Its just a lot better. The game doesn't even support full analog. The sticks only go the same 8 directions the dpad would.
That pudding segment at 3:37 was the most viscerally disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. People say that scenes from Hereditary or The Shining haunt them to this day? Naw, dawg. Fingering pudding... With the NOISE... I will never be whole again... I will never be CLEAN again...
I read the title as stating "PlayStation Classic is the worst (classic system) ever" Which wouldn't be an incorrect statement. Too bad this means a PS2 classic is unlikely now.
I feel like a PS2 classic would fall into the same pitfalls probably. Problem with both the PS1/PS2 is that their libraries are so diverse and large that it's hard to properly represent them with only 20 or so games. Versus Nintendo where the library was smaller and only certain games partook in the limelight while most were overshadowed. Like if you got 10 people who owned a PS1 and 10 who owned a N64 and asked what their favorite games were: Each person on the PS1 side would likely answer with different games, meanwhile the N64 side would have the same games in common (OOT, SM64, Goldeneye, etc.). Similar logic applies to the PS2/GC.
I feel as though what made the PS2 so amazing was the vast library of games, so having a plug and play with a small library removes what was magical about the PS2. Would be cool as a novelty item though
@@InvisbalyNoticeable Seems like the only solution to this would be to release the Classic system with an assload of games rather than a small collection. But then it would be ungodly expensive compared to the others.
It was the worst classic console out of the box but quickly became the best because of how easy it was to mod and sense it has USB ports you aren’t held back by its internal memory like the nes and snes classic it can play mame Dreamcast and even half life and now supports blue tooth and wifi
With the right keyboard you can access the debug menu on the PS classic to force on NTSC emulation on certain titles, improving them a bit and it’s so easy to mod it’s hilarious to me why SONY rushed it so fast.
This system actually pissed me off so much that I had to stop halfway to avoid breaking something. How do you survive all these horribly awful consoles?
Yes my favorite contra characters Rambo Gulie Ryu I'm surprised I didn't see goku or shrek because these bootleggers are kinda unpredictable. Like honestly that caught me off guard. But why I'm I not surprised when it's a bootleg 620 in one?
I remember going to a Best Buy when the PS Classic was new and I saw it on the shelf, and as I was inspecting it, an employee passing by said "don't get it, it's bad", or something among those lines. Just thought that'd be a funny story to share.
@@markify8019 I find it funny this company had to put a warning label to not use a Donut to repair the console 😂😂😂 I feel like somebody did use a “Donut and repaired the console me self”
I was born in a third world country in a working class family with very low income. And as a game loving kid my parents try really hard to get me some cheap knock off console even if they barely could afford it. Now, i was born in the late 80's so this type of ultra cheap garbage consoles didn't existed but this is the type of things my parents could've afforded back then as a cheap alternative to the real deal. I must speak honestly, while i find your reviews hilarious, part of my feels a bit of sadness when i think about some parents in a third world country making an effort to get their kids something they could play, only to get this type of garbage.
"poorly emulated" Look at that sweet innocence and naivity... All these consoles are clearly just bootleg one-chip famiclones held together by glue and spit
14:29 This one is going to take a bit of explaining. They misspelled Kvass, which is a popular drink in East Europe similar in manufacturing process to kombucha. The guy is apparently harvesting ingredients for kvass (?) even though kvass is rye bread and sometimes raisins
wow bootleggers copying something that already was disliked but somehow making it worse? You'd think these people would just make a famiclone instead but no they just had to do this. I guess the bootleg Nintendo market was already packed so someone had to do this. Oh boy here we go. Edit: it's just a famiclone because what bootleg isn't.
And the worst part is there was already a PS1 themed famiclone called the polystation, and this somehow managed to be even worse than THAT. I'm almost impressed at such a feat.
@@Derekthepersonable Yeah, hell, I don't even think the polystation is all that bad. It does have AV out, and a cartridge slot...basically a standard NES. That's really it. Once you get past the disappointment of realizing it doesn't play PS1 games, it's a decent NES if I remember correctly.
The playstation classic was absolutely worth it if you take the 5 minutes it takes to mod the damn thing. I got all the Playstation games on there I could possibly want.
"Who played metal gear solid without the thumbsticks" ha ha I didn't know that was a setting you had to manually turn on with the ps3 downloadable release until I was mostly done
*"Who played the original Metal Gear Solid without thumbsticks?"* I did. I still do. I didn't even use the Analog Sticks on the PS2 when I finally got one if I could use the D-pad. LOL!. :)
The Engrish is the best part of rummaging through Aliexpress, and anything that comes from it. The Famiclone hardware with bootleg games was the most predictable and pleasant disappointment you can have with those kinds of devices
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard about Fruit Pig in a UA-cam video, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
"who played the original MGS without thumbsticks?" Well... I did. I played it with the dpad... Using a dualshock controller... Don't remember exactly why. I only remember that for some reason I found it more confortable than using the analog stick.
I remember as a kid preferring to play through the Spyro games on PS1 with the d-pad despite playing with a DS1 controller. Fast forward around two decades later and I played through the Reignited Trilogy exclusively with the DS4 analog sticks. Evolution of a gamer I guess?
Analog was quite new and not every game supported it or could work if it was on and playing games with only dpad it's not really that bad unless dbad is stiff or over sensitive.
I am now REALLY curious as to why these games seem to all be corrupted/not working correctly. I feel like it's either that the manufactures are using a very poorly coded Famicom emulator, or that the ROMs have been corrupted somehow in the manufacturing process. It could also maybe be down to a hardware issue that somehow messes up how the emulation works or how the ROMs are read. I would love to somehow extract the ROMs and see how they run on a reputable Famicom emulator, or even a real FC through the use of a flashcart. Maybe send it over to Modern Vintage Gamer, he seems to specialize in emulation technology and things like that! Great video
My guess is that they didn't even mod some of them in-house and just stole them from other places without bothering to check the quality of the roms. Although, as the video shows, a lot of these are tweaked from what he's found on other bootleg consoles, so who knows?
11:43 Candy Workshop was a game on the Atari Flashback if I remember correctly; I got the original version, but I think I'm right. Correct me if I am wrong.
In the mid-late 90s, I had something called the Polystation. Basically a knockoff Famicom vaguely shaped like a Playstation. It used bootleg Famicom carts but iirc it ran better than this crap. If anything, this is a Classic version of *the Polystation*, which kinda blows my mind.
You can modded the ps classic and others as well, I got the ps classic with 15000 games got the whole ps1 library and love it, wonder what the other 26 games should be in the ps classic.
Nathaniel Foga lol you think I’m an Nintendo fanboy but I have every PlayStation console. I was making a joke that this was one of the only (besides the psx dvr) Sony console fails. Don’t always take it so seriously dude.
@@BugsyFoga People always hold that against Nintendo, but Cartridges have a few advantages, such as having quicker loading times and not having to worry about scratches. I personally like that Nintendo has found a way to keep cartridges relevant
Hi Shane! Glad to see a new worst video. I can't wait to see a new " It's Just Bad" video. I've watched all the videos on Rerez over and over. I love the content on this channel. ❤Shane you and Adam are awesome crack me up.😂👍👊
In terms of the PlayStation classic, I can deal with the OG controllers as there still decent quality and a good amount of PS1 games don’t even need the thumb sticks, but what I cannot deal with in the slightest is the lackluster built-in library of games and the questionable emulation quality
Pretty sure "Aladdin" is actually Imajin, a character who appeared in an event by Fuji TV called Yume Kojo '87. He also appeared in a tie-in game, Yume Kojo: Doki Doki Panic, which would be localized a year after it's release in the form of Super Mario Bros. 2.
Don’t ever do that to pudding again. Signed EVERYONE
P.S., don't do that broken controller thing like that ever again also.
I was having lunch at the same time. :(
He was pudding more effort into it than Sony did with the console.
I was in the middle of holding in a hit after smoking a bowl when the squishing sound effects started playing. I tried not to, totally failed, and laughed anyway, then I spent the next two and a half minutes coughing.
Worth it.
Joseph Schultz oh man is there anything worse than that squishing?????
Shane: "Who'd play Metal Gear Solid without the analog thumsticks?"
Me, having played and beaten the game on a playstation emulator on my phone: *sweating profusely*
I got the whole ps1 library on the ps classic, plus I got 15000 games on the ps1 classic. Good thing it can be modded. You can still play your favorite ps1 games without the joystick I bet many games without the joystick.
I never actually used the analog on MGS and I must have beaten the game a dozen times back when it came out. No clue how I managed.
@@ricardohuff8774 you have Motor Toon Grand Prix?
@@robbiewalker2831 yes
I beat metal gear solid without thumbsticks
"Available for 5+ children" means that you need more than 5 children to play this console
Wow
********5 or more
Stop This, You scared The Turkmenistan's Government
@@dawidtan8 why?
Or that over 5 children can use this
Whoa! PolyStation Mini! cool!
tu aqui bixo
Souljastation
@Enclave or patria amada brazil's 2000s
from TAWOG
When you realized that the mini consoles weren’t all that successful
Oh gods that controller creaking at the start made me grind my teeth in fear of breaking the pad.
Would have been a blessing. This console is a travesty
Atheist
It physically hurt me...
Could be worst, could be your regular controller...
@Plazma 2 more like cringing at the creaking sounds of that controller
"I mean seriously, who played the original Metal Gear Solid without the analog thumbsticks?" **Raises hand**
In my defense I got my PS1 and my second controller before the dual analog controllers, let alone the dual shock ones, even came out and just never bothered upgrading. Did get a few comments from people confused by me only using the d-pad over the years, but it never bothered me.
also the game was designed with dpad controls IN MIND and i played it that way
Yeah like, who even cares about the analog sticks!? Those weren't required until the PS2! Even I didn't use the analog sticks on emulation.
People complaining about the analog sticks, you can add more games on the PS classic, i still love playing the PlayStation without the analog stick. I got the whole ps1 collection plus, also i got snes games and many more.
Hell, I would sometimes even play Gran Turismo 3 with the D-pad, since all the buttons on the DualShock 2 are _analog._ Remember that? I thought that was so cool.
@@juangutierrez5400 True... The original DualShock was more of an... Option than a standard with PS1... I think only as far as Ape Escape did I feel I really NEEDED it.
Sony truly phoned it in... it was so bad...oh yeah, I remember when it was $20... it was crazy AF.
Like the power glove!
If Germany gets fallout 76 when we buy a ps4 controller then we can also get the ps classic when we like buy a merchandise
The Japanese version was definitely a better choice.
Maybe it's a good thing I missed out on it.
The PS Classic was a $20 (Canadian, mind, closer to $10 USD) that boiled down to an easily hackable box with two nice USB controllers
The Playstation classic is awesome if you can get it for like $20-$30. It's remarkably easy to jailbreak and can be customized to your liking afterwards. If I remember correctly I was able to pick one up for around $25.00.
Or you could instead buy a $20-30 gamepad, download an emulator, and play on that.
@@angolin9352 Or grab a controller from any console you own and use it that way.
@@PiroKUSS "Any console I own" doesn't connect to PC without a converter box. It looks like you're telling me to just plug my controller straight into a USB port, which is a strange thing to tell a retro gamer because that wasn't a thing until the PS3 days.
I still have my original chipped console… it costs me £0.20 (the cost of a CD) to write a game… only downside is having to tweak the laser to get copied games to play right, but once set up the gameplay is spot on because it’s original hardware
@@angolin9352 If your console has a wireless controller, you can connect it to a PC just fine, all you might need is a tiny little bluetooth reciever, which you can get for stupidly cheap.
Gotta love how Falling Blocks doesn't actually have falling blocks.
You mean Blocked Falling
Failing Blocks?
Balling flocks
Blalling Flocb
Stalling Blocks.
"Don't worry! I have no intention of using a donut to repair any gam by meself." *that killed me*
lol
Just like it did Kakyoin
Yeah, you need to be careful. Too many donuts completely wrecked my gams.
It killed you huh ? Wild …
@@andrewcruz1931hey bud, it’s a FIGURE OF SPEECH that’s used to say that someone laughed very hard at something… of course they didn’t actually die from it 🤦♀️
Me: It's going to have nes games on it, isn't it?
*Mario sounds like it's on crack.*
Me: Called it.
Wouldn't be the same without it.
Those were my thoughts exactly all the way down to "called it!"
@@kyria_kous Yeah but why is the audio pitch always too high? Does that naturally occur when Super Mario Bros. PAL version is played on an NTSC console?
I wonder why these people can not rip-off other games besides the NES and Famicom, not that I want them rip-off other games, but still.
He missed the perfect opportunity to say "nontendoes what son't"
That was interesting to read
That was hard to read ngl
Nintendoes what Sony don't
Except make a decent modern day Smash Bros game with a ton single player content, decent DLC that doesn't suck, and Online Multiplayer that isn't a laughable joke.
Thats something Nintendid that Nintencan't.
Say what will you about the Sony version. At least the online was decent with some unique DLC fighters and some single player content.
Let's not forget that Nintencan't put out a new game with original ideas and instead decides to put out worse remakes of older games that are removed from store shelves in a flash.
All while having Nintencan't forget about or kill off franchises that haven't seen in a new game in years.
Sony does what Nintendon't.
@@dylansmith5206 like you could do better
"Please power off and stay cool!"
Even manual tells you to turn it off and not compromise your coolness by playing this thing.
I think it means like “take a break after a few hours”, a lot of products in china have stuff like that since there’s laws on long term gaming.
The actual PS Classic is actually decent when modded.
As opposed to this thing which is suited only for the other purpose of a PS Classic, getting gutted and used to house a Raspberry Pi.
PS 1 sucked
@@n64freak38 Like Nick C said, if you mod the classic, you can handpick the classics you want on it. Although with a library of almost 8 000 games, it's clearly bound to displease most gamers that grew with the ps1 console (sadly, I was with the bunch that both grew with the console and modded the "classic", and then realize that I'd rather own the original PS1 games with the original PlayStation which can take more time to load than its PSone counterpart than staying with the mini-box...)
at least, the controllers that came with the Classic are those that you'd receive with the OG console (2 instead of 1 back at the original release) and it's barely distinguishable if looked from a fair mid-distance
@@n64freak38 If it weren't for the ps 1 the other ps consoles would'nt have came into existence. Plus, ps1 had a lot of good games like Spyro The Dragon, Spyro Ripto's Rage, Gex Enter The Gecko and even Frogger 2 Swampy's Revenge. P.S. Considering that you're profile name is literally "N64 Freak" You most likely only think the ps1 sucks cause it was a competitor with the n64, but let me tell you, the ps1 was better then the n64, the n64 used cartridges while the ps1 used discs, and games released for both systems like Gex Enter The Gecko for instance was better on the ps1 than the n64 so go pound sand on that.
Hot Wheels Turbo Racing doesn't work on the PS1 Classic, because of the damn core being used.
Candy Workshop is a clone of Activision’s Pressure Cooker for the Atari 2600 (Garry Kitchen, 1983). Instead of putting together burgers to order, this clone has you putting present orders together by looking at the required materials table. If a wrong comes out, bouncing it back to the right recycles it. If it explodes, as you said, you lose a life point.
I love these videos. Laughter is vital in these weird times. Thanks for doing what you do.
That’s funny
Intresting
I recall there were a few orders displayed in Pressure Cooker, whereas in Candy Workshop I just see one. Amazing how a 2600 game manages to outpace this "NES" clone game.
Why this sounds so familiar
*POLYStATION*
Poggerstation
I feel like Shane loses a tad bit of his sanity with every episode of The Worst series.
He’ll go full AVGN one day. He was featured on the Aladdin Deck Enhancer episode so it’s in the same continuity.
He does. And we do as well.
The final episode is him spitting out gibberish while reviewing the Dreamcast Mini.
Witch sanity?
he will become inShane ..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....ok i shut up..im leaving
I’m actually kinda amazed by the quality of the composite video this thing produces, it’s soft and the wrong aspect ratio but I can’t see any rainbowing and there’s surprisingly little dot crawl
Pretty sure that giving this controller to a toddler would be considered a safety hazard
Exactly.
The lead paint alone would be considered a safety hazard, let alone the possibility of the thing falling apart in a toddlers hands.
WHERE IS THE ALL CONTROLLER????
it'd probably be in several pieces in less than 5 minutes.
Oddly enough the emulation scene for the PS Classic makes this console pretty damn amazing. Definitely worth the money to turn it into an emulation machine.
You're talking about the actual PS Classic, and not this bootleg piece of crap, right?
Yes they are talking about the actual ps classic
That's because they added the CORRECT games to the PS Classic... like why does the US version have PAL games? They run differently.
That’s literally the only good thing about it is the ability to hack it and add games to it
I'm happy that you finally made another episode of The Worst Ever Series, because it's one of my favorite series.
I never thought Rerez would manage to find something THAT broken.
My utmost respect
*tips hat*.
He knows how to really talk trash about low effort "consoles"
Gotta show this to my dad, he just dug out his original playstation from 1997.
EDIT: Looked on the box and it was actually a 100X model from launch day '95. Unfortunately, he lost his DualShock controllers back then. And yes, we both laughed at it.
EDIT 2: It's indeed from July 1997
Why do i feel like ur gonna get a heart
@@edwirichuuhdr8885 Don't jinx it!
You just made me feel so ancient
Nice! LoL
H-how old are you?
How old is your dad?
😬😬😬
Not even one second into the video and I can already tell this is gonna be good.
Basically anything whether shitty or successful is bound to get a bootleg .
Except the Wii U.
Maybe this device will get a bootleg of its own that will end up being better than the PS1 Classic.
Name: "Mini Home Games Entertainment 64-Bit Anniversary Edition SP-9440 Classic Vintage System Console"
@@GatorRayNot yet at least.
I freaking love this series. Those flushing sound effects kills me all the time😂😂
"I mean seriously, who'd play Metal Gear Solid without the analog thumbstick?"
Me *who finished MGS on my old PS1 without analog and PSP countless of time* look the other way muppet.gif
The analogue pad technically came out after MGS. Most people played it in the original I bet
I actually first played MGS1 on a PS3 and still used the dpad. Its just a lot better. The game doesn't even support full analog. The sticks only go the same 8 directions the dpad would.
I beat metal gear solid with the directional pads the analog was after metal gear solid
When did metal gear solid come out again?
@@nathanurie4686 1998
That pudding segment at 3:37 was the most viscerally disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. People say that scenes from Hereditary or The Shining haunt them to this day? Naw, dawg. Fingering pudding... With the NOISE...
I will never be whole again... I will never be CLEAN again...
I read the title as stating "PlayStation Classic is the worst (classic system) ever"
Which wouldn't be an incorrect statement. Too bad this means a PS2 classic is unlikely now.
I feel like a PS2 classic would fall into the same pitfalls probably. Problem with both the PS1/PS2 is that their libraries are so diverse and large that it's hard to properly represent them with only 20 or so games. Versus Nintendo where the library was smaller and only certain games partook in the limelight while most were overshadowed.
Like if you got 10 people who owned a PS1 and 10 who owned a N64 and asked what their favorite games were: Each person on the PS1 side would likely answer with different games, meanwhile the N64 side would have the same games in common (OOT, SM64, Goldeneye, etc.). Similar logic applies to the PS2/GC.
@@VexAcer Yeah. I don't think it's a stretch to say the PSX had as many good/classic/hidden gems as the N64 had games, period.
I feel as though what made the PS2 so amazing was the vast library of games, so having a plug and play with a small library removes what was magical about the PS2. Would be cool as a novelty item though
A more appropriate title for this video would be, "Apparently it ain't absurd enough that the PlayStation Classic is an insult to the term bootleg!"
@@InvisbalyNoticeable Seems like the only solution to this would be to release the Classic system with an assload of games rather than a small collection. But then it would be ungodly expensive compared to the others.
3:46: “After reviewing so many of these systems over the Tears…”
-Shane Luis
The playstation classic is great once modded
I mean, all consoles get better once modded, so you're not wrong
This
Can you actually use an analog controller if modded?
It was the worst classic console out of the box but quickly became the best because of how easy it was to mod and sense it has USB ports you aren’t held back by its internal memory like the nes and snes classic it can play mame Dreamcast and even half life and now supports blue tooth and wifi
With the right keyboard you can access the debug menu on the PS classic to force on NTSC emulation on certain titles, improving them a bit and it’s so easy to mod it’s hilarious to me why SONY rushed it so fast.
This system actually pissed me off so much that I had to stop halfway to avoid breaking something. How do you survive all these horribly awful consoles?
Yes my favorite contra characters
Rambo
Gulie
Ryu
I'm surprised I didn't see goku or shrek because these bootleggers are kinda unpredictable.
Like honestly that caught me off guard.
But why I'm I not surprised when it's a bootleg 620 in one?
Batman. Superman.
Shrek? Car?
*Oh no*
Don’t forget Master Chief, Random StormTrooper, Captain Price andof course, Jeff...
Also Lightning McQueen, one of the Minions, Sonic, Mario, Michael Jordan, and one of the Power Rangers
Even some versions of the Coolbaby NES ripoff had 620 games too, remember XD
@@sridrawings4510 I know and even Michael Jordan appeared in a bootleg fighting game.
Dude, have you considered a career in voicing cartoon characters or narrating? I'd be surprised if you haven't been offered yet, because you're good.
I remember going to a Best Buy when the PS Classic was new and I saw it on the shelf, and as I was inspecting it, an employee passing by said "don't get it, it's bad", or something among those lines. Just thought that'd be a funny story to share.
Lol you know it's disappointing when store staff are discouraging you from buying it 😄
10:33 when Rerez stuck in knock-off land, let my Eblong fall!
I wonder if this is a reference to something.
Elbow piece: SPEEEN
Ah, classic bootlegs. They always find a way to screw everything up!
And when you thought it couldn’t get any worse than the PlayStation Classic.
I’m honestly surprised that this even came out, seeing as the PlayStation classic was a massive failure overall.
I like your PFP 😂
@@markify8019 I find it funny this company had to put a warning label to not use a Donut to repair the console 😂😂😂 I feel like somebody did use a “Donut and repaired the console me self”
I was born in a third world country in a working class family with very low income. And as a game loving kid my parents try really hard to get me some cheap knock off console even if they barely could afford it. Now, i was born in the late 80's so this type of ultra cheap garbage consoles didn't existed but this is the type of things my parents could've afforded back then as a cheap alternative to the real deal.
I must speak honestly, while i find your reviews hilarious, part of my feels a bit of sadness when i think about some parents in a third world country making an effort to get their kids something they could play, only to get this type of garbage.
I didn't know HowToBasic was here and in charge of the pudding business.
Shane: "Who play MGS without the thumbsticks?"
-May I introduce myself?
I play it without the thumb sticks I bet a lot of ps1 games without the analog sticks.
"poorly emulated"
Look at that sweet innocence and naivity...
All these consoles are clearly just bootleg one-chip famiclones held together by glue and spit
Well, he was still right either way. The SOAC consoles ARE poorly emulated sometimes.
idk bro glue seems a bit generous idk if they had that in the budget…
@@xilitla. yeah. Glue gets expensive
3:36 you didn't have to do that, man
Shane having a Lemongrab meltdown over Frantic Mous is hilarious.
Not as hilarious as the existence of "um, actually" defenders...for Frantic Mous.
frantic moose
That one game is actually Frantic Mouse.
FRANTIC MOUSSSSSSSSS
*FŘĄŃŤÏČ*
*MØÙŠ*
13:07
That Segment Really Killed Me I love you bro!!
Keep it up!!
I wasn't expecting how to basic doing a cameo
16:53
Surprised Pikachu... You have competition. His name is Surprised Shane.
the fact that there are out there Frantic Mouse aficionados that give advices scares me
2:05 is a BEAUTIFUL marketing jab.
Hey, remember that time where Rerez did pudding ASMR? (we all want to forget that)
yeah
14:29 This one is going to take a bit of explaining. They misspelled Kvass, which is a popular drink in East Europe similar in manufacturing process to kombucha. The guy is apparently harvesting ingredients for kvass (?) even though kvass is rye bread and sometimes raisins
Orchard Kvass
PlayStation Classic is already mediocre on it's own...
...hoo boy.
Yeah
The sounds of the warping plastic when you bent the controller gave me flashbacks to those nasa toys you'd see in every dollar store ever
Lol ikwym
The cracking sound means quality!
Super Mario Brothers was a Playstation hidden gem too, how dare you say otherwise.
WHERE IS THE ALL CONTROLLER????
poke-tetris was the playstation’s killer app !
Super Sony Marzio Bros*
honestly appreciate the amount of effort you put in these videos.
wow bootleggers copying something that already was disliked but somehow making it worse?
You'd think these people would just make a famiclone instead but no they just had to do this.
I guess the bootleg Nintendo market was already packed so someone had to do this.
Oh boy here we go.
Edit: it's just a famiclone because what bootleg isn't.
And the worst part is there was already a PS1 themed famiclone called the polystation, and this somehow managed to be even worse than THAT. I'm almost impressed at such a feat.
@@Derekthepersonable Yeah, hell, I don't even think the polystation is all that bad. It does have AV out, and a cartridge slot...basically a standard NES. That's really it. Once you get past the disappointment of realizing it doesn't play PS1 games, it's a decent NES if I remember correctly.
13:12 Frantic mous 😂😂😂👏👏
7:48 Thus, we see the return of the OTOTOTEL.
I feel tired, I'm gonna have a nice *NanananaNAP!*
I was looking through the comment section JUST to see this comment! JonTron fans UNITE!!! Surprised there aren't more of these tbh.
OTOTOTEL VS FRANTIC MOUS
*WHO WILL WIN IN A FIGHT?*
Nice Jonathon reference
The playstation classic was absolutely worth it if you take the 5 minutes it takes to mod the damn thing. I got all the Playstation games on there I could possibly want.
PC has better emulation though.
@@angolin9352 yeah, but what if you don’t feel like going through the effort of setting up your pc in front of a couch or the living room?
@@somethingsomething1395then your just lazy 😂😂😂
I could of done without the Yogurt ASMR, Shane.
Technically, he said "pudding", but it looked more like Vanilla yogurt to me, so I think you're right.
@@PearangeProductions Banana Pudding mixed with a bit of chocolate. :D
@Rerez Oh my god, you noticed me. That sounds delicious, tho.
@@PearangeProductions indeed. Still, a waste of pudding
It's "could HAVE"! What is wrong with you people?!
"Who played metal gear solid without the thumbsticks" ha ha I didn't know that was a setting you had to manually turn on with the ps3 downloadable release until I was mostly done
That moment when you use an open source emulator for games on a console you made.
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*"Who played the original Metal Gear Solid without thumbsticks?"* I did. I still do. I didn't even use the Analog Sticks on the PS2 when I finally got one if I could use the D-pad. LOL!. :)
"Nintendoes what Sony don't" - More like "Everyone does what Sony don't".
Every other mini console was miles ahead of what Sony regurgitated.
Even the C64 Mini?
@@kamildrews3517 They did improve it with a second revision.
@@AmartharDrakestone I still have the mini, because GameStop didn't have the Maxj
Be Careful Brother The Sony Fanboys Are On The Loose
@Nigel Lush Uhhhh......Don't Want To Get Into A Fight Here But Pretty Sure The SNES Classic Is The Best Selling One
Please don’t do that pudding thing ever again. Ever.
Also, side note, if someone has a hard time choosing between your Classic Console and a terrible knock off, you messed pretty badly.
The Engrish is the best part of rummaging through Aliexpress, and anything that comes from it. The Famiclone hardware with bootleg games was the most predictable and pleasant disappointment you can have with those kinds of devices
7:29 yes the name says Ryu but that is Billy Lee from double dragon on nes
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard about Fruit Pig in a UA-cam video, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
LMFAOOO 😐
same
Super late, but I'm just really curious about something.
What's that song at 15:30? It's in a lot of your videos and it's really smooth.
"who played the original MGS without thumbsticks?"
Well... I did. I played it with the dpad... Using a dualshock controller...
Don't remember exactly why. I only remember that for some reason I found it more confortable than using the analog stick.
Ah the sweet innocence of youth... like once upon a time I thought WASD was stupid and insisted on using the arrow keys.
@@Avigorus I still prefer arrow keys IF I'm not using the mouse for anything
I always had trouble with the analog sticks on the original PlayStation, so you're not alone.
I remember as a kid preferring to play through the Spyro games on PS1 with the d-pad despite playing with a DS1 controller.
Fast forward around two decades later and I played through the Reignited Trilogy exclusively with the DS4 analog sticks. Evolution of a gamer I guess?
Analog was quite new and not every game supported it or could work if it was on and playing games with only dpad it's not really that bad unless dbad is stiff or over sensitive.
I am now REALLY curious as to why these games seem to all be corrupted/not working correctly. I feel like it's either that the manufactures are using a very poorly coded Famicom emulator, or that the ROMs have been corrupted somehow in the manufacturing process. It could also maybe be down to a hardware issue that somehow messes up how the emulation works or how the ROMs are read. I would love to somehow extract the ROMs and see how they run on a reputable Famicom emulator, or even a real FC through the use of a flashcart. Maybe send it over to Modern Vintage Gamer, he seems to specialize in emulation technology and things like that! Great video
My guess is that they didn't even mod some of them in-house and just stole them from other places without bothering to check the quality of the roms. Although, as the video shows, a lot of these are tweaked from what he's found on other bootleg consoles, so who knows?
haha! I love how the people like you and James Rolfe (AVGN) do self-torturing for audience’s entertainment. Thank you Shane!
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@@MatteoPascolini wherever it is it must have an "any" key on it.
I don't think this channel gets enough credit for the production and editing. It really is top notch and you deserve a million more subs!
"who plays Metal gear solid without the analog stick?"
.... DON'T JUDGE ME!
I’M JUDGING YOU
The first time I played MGS was on the PS Classic. I played through the whole thing and enjoyed it.
I always played the original MGS with the dpad, even on my dualshock controllers.
@@purpseatpeeps8641 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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That pudding cut was a crime against humanity.
11:43 Candy Workshop was a game on the Atari Flashback if I remember correctly; I got the original version, but I think I'm right. Correct me if I am wrong.
Remember that it wasn't named Candy Workshop, but I know that the game was similar.
I was right. It was a game called Pressure Cooker.
In the mid-late 90s, I had something called the Polystation. Basically a knockoff Famicom vaguely shaped like a Playstation. It used bootleg Famicom carts but iirc it ran better than this crap. If anything, this is a Classic version of *the Polystation*, which kinda blows my mind.
11:58 That's a port of Pressure Cooker from the Atari 2600!
This channel needs more subs
That was one of the most painful intros that I had seen in a while.
There were originally going to be 56 games on the PlayStation Classic but they cut it down to only 20 for no reason.
You can modded the ps classic and others as well, I got the ps classic with 15000 games got the whole ps1 library and love it, wonder what the other 26 games should be in the ps classic.
@@ricardohuff8774 One of them was Toy Story 2.
@@Nathan-rb3qp that game rocked should add ff8 and 9 as well.
Yep. A Sony failure. Nintendoes what Sony don’t. Yes
this is a bootleg of it
Yup , they were still using cartridges , when Sony and everyone else was going to cd's.
Nathaniel Foga lol you think I’m an Nintendo fanboy but I have every PlayStation console. I was making a joke that this was one of the only (besides the psx dvr) Sony console fails. Don’t always take it so seriously dude.
@@BugsyFoga People always hold that against Nintendo, but Cartridges have a few advantages, such as having quicker loading times and not having to worry about scratches. I personally like that Nintendo has found a way to keep cartridges relevant
@@deedr1234 I was also joking , sorry you didn't see it that way .
life is better when REREZ made another Worst Ever video!
Him reading the manual was the best part of the video. 😂
Analog sticks were a after thought, there was one game that really needed that controller to play.
Oh god, I thought this was going to be about the actual Playstation classic. And it's something WORSE? Wow.
Makes the PlayStation Classic itself look like the SNES Classic in comparison.
This video actually features two joke consoles for the price of one.
The intro to this video get me cracked up everytime i re watch it lol .... great job Shane
13:13 FRANTIC MOUSSSS!!!!
I'm now going to yell when I get frustrated cause that is how 2020 feels in a nutshell to me.
New rerez post? Just made my day ty
14:45 is that bug from Donkey Kong 3?
The controller creaking is possibly the most unsatisfying sound I have ever heard in my life.
7:50 Hey, why don’t we go to the Otototel and have a nice nanananaNAP?!
That would be a good Idedededea.
*Jontron*
This is the werstle game I’ve ever played. 😠 NEEEEEEEEXT
19:35 that’d be impressive since Aladdin was retroactively added to Arabian nights
"Collecting Microsoft icons from the year 1995"
They are icons from Windows 98/2000, not the Windows 95 ones
I love how the user manual has such bad grammar
Hi Shane! Glad to see a new worst video. I can't wait to see a new " It's Just Bad" video. I've watched all the videos on Rerez over and over. I love the content on this channel. ❤Shane you and Adam are awesome crack me up.😂👍👊
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In terms of the PlayStation classic, I can deal with the OG controllers as there still decent quality and a good amount of PS1 games don’t even need the thumb sticks, but what I cannot deal with in the slightest is the lackluster built-in library of games and the questionable emulation quality
11:20 Let's go Pikachu and Eevee! Wait what? What happened!?
My mom said that the "pikachu" looked like a chipmunk and a baby with underwear on his head.
14:37
Man, Stanley the Bugman has landed on some hard times.
Pretty sure "Aladdin" is actually Imajin, a character who appeared in an event by Fuji TV called Yume Kojo '87. He also appeared in a tie-in game, Yume Kojo: Doki Doki Panic, which would be localized a year after it's release in the form of Super Mario Bros. 2.