Worst Nintendo Switch Ever - Rerez

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  • Опубліковано 30 тра 2024
  • The Nintendo Switch has an evil fake bootleg clone!
    0:00 Introduce X7 Plus
    0:57 X7 Plus Hardware
    3:27 Using the X7 Plus Camera
    4:14 Street Fighter 2
    4:37 The King of Fighters
    4:55 Fatal Fury 2
    5:46 Progear
    6:16 Final Fight
    7:01 Super Mario
    7:41 X7 Plus Video Out Problems
    9:37 Driver PlayStation Emulation
    10:15 Twisted Metal PlayStation Emulation
    10:33 Mega Man Legends PlayStation Emulation
    10:51 Introduce X12
    12:12 Russian Sonic the Hedgehog
    12:39 Gambit Can’t Jump X-Men
    13:00 Bootleg Arcade Games
    13:57 SNES Bootlegs Mario and Zelda
    15:35 NES Bootleg SoMari
    16:21 NES Bootleg Super Mario World
    17:34 NES Bootleg Super Mario BT
    #Nintendo #Switch #Gaming #VideoGames #WorstEver #Games #VideoGame #Comedy #BadGames #TheWorstEverSeries #FakeSwitch
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  • @TyG2k9
    @TyG2k9 4 роки тому +2075

    Shady Chinese company: Dear Rerez, we are sad to hear you that you weren't satisfied with our product. So on the behalf of our team, we would like to offer you our humblest *-*-*--*-*-*-*--***-***-*** NO SIGNAL

    • @TheVloggerDude2018
      @TheVloggerDude2018 4 роки тому +91

      Corona virus shut down their communications

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 4 роки тому +26

      @@TheVloggerDude2018 i was about to say the same thing. if we needed another reason to groan at china

    • @dialaforawesome2029
      @dialaforawesome2029 4 роки тому +11

      Kamden Vera well, what are there besides those?
      Wait...

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 4 роки тому +9

      ( meanwhile no signal )
      We hate your opinion

    • @malic_zarith
      @malic_zarith 4 роки тому +6

      Like they would ever care enough to reply

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 роки тому +1822

    Nintendo Vita really Switched up the game!

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +18

      Heh heh heh!!! Uh... ...
      ...
      ... ._.

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 роки тому +4

      Butt Proto!

    • @lichboi640
      @lichboi640 4 роки тому +2

      Bad puns ah I love them

    • @Taetaedoeslife
      @Taetaedoeslife 4 роки тому +2

      ProtoMario GAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA DAT FUNNY

    • @SonGayku
      @SonGayku 4 роки тому +7

      The law requires I laugh at this joke.

  • @magentapurpleyap5566
    @magentapurpleyap5566 3 роки тому +423

    "Mom, i got an A in math. Can i have a switch?"
    "Sure, honey..."

  • @gavinthecrafter
    @gavinthecrafter 2 роки тому +550

    It amazes me how they were able to make _every single emulator_ run bad. That's an accomplishment right there.

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 2 роки тому +48

      I'm going to guess that someone took a preexisting emulator firmware package (possibly running on Linux), chucked it onto an underpowered ARM SoC, shovelled a pile of ROMs scraped from a homebrew site, and called it a day. The PS1 footage looks suspiciously like it's using software rendering, probably because the SoC either doesn't have 3D hardware or because they couldn't be bothered to make the driver work.

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 2 роки тому +6

      @@hjalfi that shocking

    • @tristancampbell4941
      @tristancampbell4941 2 роки тому +4

      100th Like

    • @Ragnarok2kx
      @Ragnarok2kx 2 роки тому +12

      I'm always amazed at how these machines struggle with NeoGeo games. My 166Mhz pentium machine from 1998 could run NeoRage better.

    • @ctcards2636
      @ctcards2636 Рік тому +4

      haha Right ! I cant believe in this day and age with all the tech we have that this is even possible !

  • @Jeloetta
    @Jeloetta 4 роки тому +1404

    Ah yes, my favorite button. "Selcet." Forgot how often I used that on my Nintedon Entertiment System back in the day.

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 роки тому +33

      Misspelling SELECT? What were they thinking... no, What's on second!

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 роки тому +62

      AWESMOE!

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +70

      You spelled Enteratinment and Sytsem wrong

    • @TL62120
      @TL62120 4 роки тому +20

      AWESMOE.

    • @OmegaPC777
      @OmegaPC777 4 роки тому +33

      How about STRAT?

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 4 роки тому +691

    Lol, SMB runs at double speed and Sonic runs at half speed. It’s like they tried to course correct.

    • @WhoTookJuan234
      @WhoTookJuan234 3 роки тому +6

      Fe

    • @justsomeguy892
      @justsomeguy892 3 роки тому +20

      @@WhoTookJuan234 Iron?

    • @banny6508
      @banny6508 3 роки тому +15

      No, it's the fact that he's playing Pal games on an ntsc system

    • @fnln3011
      @fnln3011 3 роки тому +24

      When you apply blast processing to the wrong game

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 3 роки тому +1

      😏

  • @BrazilBoi55
    @BrazilBoi55 4 роки тому +355

    “It runs like a broken dream”
    *Neo geo startup logo has a stroke*

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 3 роки тому +9

      @-ok- BrazilBoi is ok, but the broken games on this X7 system are... NO SIGNAL

    • @indecisivecountdooku1340
      @indecisivecountdooku1340 3 роки тому +3

      It seems you've just posted cringe, @userguy7 ...
      Prepare for.. Unforeseen Consequenses...

  • @bluephreakr
    @bluephreakr 3 роки тому +105

    _With a real Switch, you can take the controllers off either side..._
    A very salty Nintendo Switch Lite would like to know your address.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 2 роки тому +3

      A.k.a. the Nintendo PSP!

    • @jonathanjollimore7156
      @jonathanjollimore7156 2 роки тому +5

      I got lite I like the fact it more compacted

    • @Disciple_of_God.
      @Disciple_of_God. 2 роки тому

      @@jonathanjollimore7156 me too

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 Рік тому +2

      @@jonathanjollimore7156 I have both, and the switch lite's screen cracks more easily but it isn't as fickle as the switch when it comes down to controllers.

    • @yeetuspeetus433
      @yeetuspeetus433 Рік тому +4

      I'm still questioning why the Nintendo Switch Lite even exists.

  • @TheMrElbowman
    @TheMrElbowman 4 роки тому +480

    *me hearing that Neo Geo intro*
    "Look how they massacred my boy"

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 4 роки тому +10

      Oh wow, that was painful to listen to.

    • @Ene-Chan
      @Ene-Chan 4 роки тому +2

      NOOO

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 4 роки тому +1

      My memory is ruined

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 роки тому +2

      I can't relate to ya guys because I played The King Of Fighters on my Playstation as a kid, sorry!

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 роки тому

      @@halieghsummers1800 Neo Nuh-go

  • @JNewsted1988
    @JNewsted1988 4 роки тому +1042

    Worst Ever Switch: *(exists)*
    Rerez/Shane: Welp, here we go AGAIN...

  • @mr.incognitoyt2235
    @mr.incognitoyt2235 4 роки тому +258

    We need a 10 hour loop of Rerez yelling “I DIED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN”

  • @XVC_Bro
    @XVC_Bro 3 роки тому +153

    Hey look! They misspelled “Select”. Awesmoe!

    • @rl3d2008
      @rl3d2008 3 роки тому +15

      Hey look! They misspelled "Awesome".
      Selcet!

    • @jacob644
      @jacob644 3 роки тому +6

      Looks like M was swapped with O in awesome... Sleect!

    • @codycox2272
      @codycox2272 3 роки тому +2

      Slot

    • @HashiNuke
      @HashiNuke 3 роки тому +3

      It's s'mores, Buzz.

    • @definitely-the
      @definitely-the 2 роки тому +2

      ncie

  • @how2animate735
    @how2animate735 4 роки тому +280

    Note to knockoff manufacturers: CREATE A CONSOLE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!

    • @Trija204
      @Trija204 3 роки тому +13

      Or just stop making knock off consoles

    • @MeatEatingVegan777
      @MeatEatingVegan777 3 роки тому +21

      Why make a working console or an original console when you can hopefully make money off of parents that know nothing about videogames, other people that know absolutely nothing about videogames, and grandparents!
      What i'm saying is that, i'd love to see these guys make either a working console or their own console, but they see it as more profitable to take advantage of people, even if they actually don't make much money off doing so.

    • @lord_vwphaeton1883
      @lord_vwphaeton1883 3 роки тому +4

      It just works

    • @one2584
      @one2584 3 роки тому +1

      Retroid Pocket 2 is actually incredible

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 3 роки тому +1

      Make me

  • @namelessanonymous2090
    @namelessanonymous2090 4 роки тому +482

    I can hear all the PS Vitas out there collectively crying.
    PS: Why would anyone want this when they can either get a real Switch or a real Vita?

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 4 роки тому +28

      That wouldn't be very loud :(
      The vita sold way less than ot deserved

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 4 роки тому +47

      Why you ask? Cause it's cheaper, and there are (supposedly) enough people that just don't know jack-all about the stuff, it just looks like the one you/your son/grandson wanted, so you (the cursed being that has some sad level of knowledge about games) buy this instead of the much more expensive original one.
      After all, if you just look at the pictures and specs it seems to be "good" right?
      They probably get their money out of pure lack of information and places you can't return your stuff feasibly, like on aliexpress, you would have to prove that it actually is defective, or send it back all the way to China to get refunded, good luck paying for that shipping.

    • @hardyjoe4278
      @hardyjoe4278 4 роки тому +7

      Can you imagine if you got an X7plus, in a trade, thinking it was psvita...

    • @namelessanonymous2090
      @namelessanonymous2090 4 роки тому +7

      @@hardyjoe4278 I'd kill them if they did, but since I already have a fully functional Vita, the chances of that happening are very low.

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 4 роки тому +2

      Too cheap to buy a Switch or Vita

  • @123phi123
    @123phi123 4 роки тому +48

    Minivaders was an actual game made by Taito. Each round has the invaders in a different formation. It was mainly used to test if a board was working, but it is a fully playable official Space Invaders game

  • @Aikoyori
    @Aikoyori 3 роки тому +56

    "The video recording quality on this device is so poor you would swear the lens was smeared with Vasline and toothpick. But it's the audio quality that really had the biggest problem. By the time I'm done finishing this sentence, I'm still gonna be talking despite the fact that my mouth had actually stopped moving."
    ah yes microphone noises

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 3 роки тому

      What?

    • @spartanipods
      @spartanipods 3 роки тому +7

      I think he said “Vaseline and toothpaste“

    • @spartanipods
      @spartanipods 3 роки тому +5

      @@expendableindigo9639 it was the part where he was trying to use the X7’s “camera“

  • @StephanS
    @StephanS 4 роки тому +119

    The problem is: The hardware, even in cheap systems, would be good enough to run the games. It's the emulation software that fucks up every game so far..

  • @littleleelee2706
    @littleleelee2706 4 роки тому +156

    Haha, what it is calling Super Mario BT was the first Kaizo light rom hack I ever saw many many years ago. It's not broken, it's a ROM hack designed to be very difficult.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 роки тому +67

      The first jump you make doesn't seem to work on this version. The console and emulator are so bad that it delays inputs randomly making any attempt to beat it impossible.

    • @EngineerOfChaos
      @EngineerOfChaos 4 роки тому +30

      We're going to do it! We're going to get the princess! And we're going to get laid tonight!

    • @littleleelee2706
      @littleleelee2706 4 роки тому +5

      @@EngineerOfChaos Exactly!

    • @EngineerOfChaos
      @EngineerOfChaos 4 роки тому +16

      @@littleleelee2706 It's such a classic UA-cam video - being uploaded before video quality even existed

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 4 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah that hack

  • @revolutionstudios5052
    @revolutionstudios5052 4 роки тому +143

    You need to get the HEV suit in Final Fight to see your health bar.

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald 3 роки тому +25

    if you can't be Nintendo or Sony, rip them both off at the same time.

  • @markh720
    @markh720 4 роки тому +385

    The vita was way ahead of its time, shame it flopped. I love how they gave us actual analog sticks on a portable and the touch pad on the back so you can use touch controls mid game without your hand blocking the screen. Great graphics for its time too.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +12

      The only other portable I've seen with good analog sticks is the JXD Singularity. Shame mine got fried, it was a great Android system.

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 3 роки тому +20

      It wasn’t ahead of its time Nintendo is just behind but yh its a shame it failed 😔

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 3 роки тому +6

      It’s my favourite portable system ever dont @ me lol

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 3 роки тому +5

      Didn't flop imo. It's one of the best consoles I've ever had. On top of that I've only ever had one other mobile console, the DS, as in the original. It blows it out of the water

    • @GladiusTR
      @GladiusTR 3 роки тому +2

      Thing about always bring on the cutting edge, is you sometimes you get cut.

  • @mspeter97
    @mspeter97 4 роки тому +97

    The Super Mario Bros going too fast glitch explained: They are running the PAL rom on a system set to NTSC, it makes everything go bonkers

    • @SoyLuciano
      @SoyLuciano 2 роки тому +2

      Vice-versa for _Sonic 1._

  • @ShockedLogic
    @ShockedLogic 3 роки тому +32

    Okay, but seeing the Mario Frustration hack at the end game me huge nostalgia

  • @requiem165
    @requiem165 3 роки тому +56

    12:20 that’s actually the only game that ran perfectly lol
    Since it’s the Russian version it runs at 50hz which makes it slower, that’s how I experienced the game when I was younger lol

    • @obeseing
      @obeseing 3 роки тому +1

      Oh so you lived in Europe or Brazil I didn't know it was the European version in Russia

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois 3 роки тому +1

      @@obeseing Russia has SECAM/PAL 50 htz video so yeah they have PAL systems that run at 50 htz.

    • @questionablequestion8918
      @questionablequestion8918 3 роки тому +1

      GOOOOOTTTTTTTTAAAAAA. GGGGGGOOOOOO. FFFFFAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTT

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 3 роки тому +5

      Rip. I know in England there are herts convertors you can by.
      Also, I imagine the NES mod of Mario World may have come out in a foreign country to give to poorer households that couldn’t afford the new system back in the day, Cloth Map has a really good video about how that was common in places like Brazil and resulted in exclusive NES ports/demakes.

    • @SoyLuciano
      @SoyLuciano 11 місяців тому

      ​@@obeseingThe Brazilian PAL-M system used 60hz and 525 lines. Basically an NTSCized PAL variant.
      Argentina, Uruguay and Paraguay, on the other hand, use PAL-N, at 50hz and 625 lines; PAL-N VCRs can even play standard PAL types and vice versa.

  • @Jiiinxthejack
    @Jiiinxthejack 4 роки тому +94

    "Awesmoe" I spent way to long laughing at this

  • @brianoconnell6459
    @brianoconnell6459 4 роки тому +47

    Fatfury2: When I go to the buffet and they're out of crab. RAAAAAEGE!

  • @andersgale9544
    @andersgale9544 3 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: super Mario BT also known as super Mario frustration is specifically designed to make you crazy. Check out the OG super Mario frustration video on UA-cam.

  • @joshm264
    @joshm264 3 роки тому +11

    Something beautiful just happened: at 9:55 I got an ad for stadia, two broken systems back to back!

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 роки тому +741

    Child: mom can we get a Nintendo switch?
    Mom: no we have a switch at home.
    Switch at home be like.

    • @greeneye2037
      @greeneye2037 4 роки тому +16

      Your joke sucks and you should feel bad.

    • @talesfromthenuzlocke1619
      @talesfromthenuzlocke1619 4 роки тому +29

      edge lord your joke is good and you should feel good

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 4 роки тому +23

      @@greeneye2037 don't worry I don't.
      Have an awesome day sir.

    • @greeneye2037
      @greeneye2037 4 роки тому +3

      Your joke sucks and you should feel bad.

    • @greeneye2037
      @greeneye2037 4 роки тому +3

      @@edgelord8337 You too

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 4 роки тому +128

    The SEGA Nomad was basically a Mid-90’s Nintendo Switch.

    • @TwisterzX0_VIII
      @TwisterzX0_VIII 4 роки тому +12

      Nomad is just a Switch for Genisis games.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +7

      Love my old Nomad, wish its TV out still worked properly.

    • @GSVRemix
      @GSVRemix 4 роки тому +2

      I'd say the Nomad is more like a 90s SNES Classic, since it was basically just a portable Mega Drive. I know the SNES Classic isn't portable, but still, it only plays SNES games, and the Nomad only plays Mega Drive games. The Switch has its own exclusive titles.

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 3 роки тому +1

      @@GSVRemix Wrong. The Nomad doesn't use an emulator and ROMs.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому +1

      @@GSVRemix SNES Classic also doesn't have batteries or its own screen.. it's really nothing like a Nomad

  • @KrishMod520
    @KrishMod520 3 роки тому +66

    The Chinese are forever stuck in the 90s with their games. Give us a boot leg PS4 or something!

    • @EnZo1rst
      @EnZo1rst 3 роки тому +10

      I want a knockoff sega Dreamcast

    • @helios1_
      @helios1_ 3 роки тому +1

      this comment certainly aged well

    • @Regigigas_YT
      @Regigigas_YT 27 днів тому

      I have a bootleg vita that has ps2 games. Persona 3, baby.

  • @Marcirez
    @Marcirez 4 роки тому +38

    5:08
    Oh NEO-GEO Jingle what did they do to you?!! Damn you bootleggers *DAMN YOU!!*

  • @BoxesWorld
    @BoxesWorld 4 роки тому +291

    I guess they thought making a PS Vita and giving it Nintendo Switch colors is enough to be a "hybrid" console.
    Great! Another Worst Ever episode. This made my afternoon so much better!

    • @randominternetuser5872
      @randominternetuser5872 4 роки тому +2

      I mean, It technically is a "Hybrid" Console, "Combining" Both the Vita and the switch

    • @BoxesWorld
      @BoxesWorld 4 роки тому +1

      @@randominternetuser5872 What *they* thought, at least

    • @BoxesWorld
      @BoxesWorld 4 роки тому +1

      @Dylan Ryan @ Mohamad Dylan Bin Mohd Daniel - Thank you very much

  • @WrestlingAndWrootBeer
    @WrestlingAndWrootBeer 4 роки тому +42

    Rerez: You can't spin jump!
    *Proceeds to Spin Jump*

  • @WadelDee
    @WadelDee 4 роки тому +14

    10:22 "Twisted Metal is actually missing all of the attack buttons." How many PS1 controller inputs can this thing simulate exactly? And which buttons are missing?

  • @farribastarfyre
    @farribastarfyre 3 роки тому +10

    "Super Mario BT"
    Oh my god! It's Super Mario Bros. Frustration!! The nostalgia!

  • @Zythria
    @Zythria 4 роки тому +63

    Super Mario BT. I can't believe that was beaten. What a frustrating hack.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 роки тому +23

      There is a way to beat it for sure, however this console is so bad at running the rom it just doesn't seem to function at all.

    • @zanemcewen1343
      @zanemcewen1343 4 роки тому +6

      @@rerez it's probably due to the delay, mario doesn't immediately start moving, so you don't go far enough to actually land on the block.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +1

      @@rerez I think you have to start by holding the jump button before the stage even loads. That's the beginning.

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 4 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah , i remember that hack

    • @arkhamfivehundred
      @arkhamfivehundred 4 роки тому +4

      Ah, the Mario Frustration ROM. Good times. 🙂

  • @tacoonthereaper
    @tacoonthereaper 4 роки тому +39

    Oof. That Neo-geo intro is like if the original got drunk and fell down the stairs.

  • @loverho5321
    @loverho5321 3 роки тому +204

    “You’re not Nintendo You’re Pretendo”
    -Racist Mario uwu

    • @IMcranky
      @IMcranky 3 роки тому +5

      I have to agree

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 3 роки тому +3

      That video is fucked but man was it funny, plus Sony wins so YES.
      BlasphemousHD made a good vid on it

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 3 роки тому +3

      No One Has Realized That He Was Making A *Pun*

    • @redinahedge3073
      @redinahedge3073 3 роки тому +4

      Why was I reminded of “you’re not just a clown, you’re the entire circus”

    • @crowumin5318
      @crowumin5318 3 роки тому

      That comment was good then you said uwu

  • @Falconman09876
    @Falconman09876 4 роки тому +22

    A game company that didn't even put their name on the box of a bootleg system?
    It's almost as if they knew that it's not going to sell well.

    • @BigHailFan
      @BigHailFan 10 місяців тому

      or that theyd get their asses sued.

  • @kbtiger1279
    @kbtiger1279 4 роки тому +77

    For your dedicated service to the video game community in protecting us from knockoff and bootleg games and consoles, I salute you, Rerez!

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions 4 роки тому +63

    There's actually a Nintendo Switch rip-off?!
    Oh, motherf--
    _NO SIGNAL_

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 4 роки тому +2

      Nanica smitch: *おまえはもう退職でる* you are already retired!

  • @Kei-Lin
    @Kei-Lin 4 роки тому +7

    Hearing that Neo Geo logo like that literally hurt so much. Such a huge part of my highschool years just massacred

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 4 роки тому +10

    12:49 I like how Gambit's accent is a weird mix of "Foghorn Leghorn accent" and Cajun.

  • @KawaiiKing64
    @KawaiiKing64 4 роки тому +47

    17:45 OMG
    That's Super Mario Bros Frustration! This is surprisingly nostalgic to me!

    • @floridferret4585
      @floridferret4585 3 роки тому +2

      Thank goodness he's got w-bluesky lives

    • @Elitekross
      @Elitekross 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you! I knew i recognized it but i couldnt for the life of me remember!

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому

      Is there a way to actually play through it?

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum 2 роки тому +1

      @@nthgth Yes, it's just extremely hard. I think it's either pixel perfect to land on that block or you can jump on frame 1 when the level loads.

  • @PollyGlodd
    @PollyGlodd 4 роки тому +79

    PSB: Portable Switcha Boy

  • @GLATRONIUM
    @GLATRONIUM 2 роки тому +10

    18:21 : "..."
    Gabe Newell: drop the nuke 😎

  • @TheMDXtremeReal
    @TheMDXtremeReal 4 роки тому +9

    Man I'm scared that I might not be able to finish thi- **NO SIGNAL**

  • @zyzzy-ko4ww
    @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 роки тому +66

    4:03 The King of Fighters is written in full, so what's the deal with all these shortened titles for so many games on this... NO SIGNAL

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 роки тому +6

      Probably just them dumping random ROMs they didn't bother to properly title.

    • @NaviciaAbbot
      @NaviciaAbbot 3 роки тому

      The shortened titles come from the way MAME/Final Burn looks for roms. I'm not sure how their frontend works, but if you use MAME or Fightcade, you'll see you need to have your roms named a certain way for it to be detected and working.

  • @PichusBlueberryPies
    @PichusBlueberryPies 4 роки тому +182

    The switch is not safe from bootleg ripoffs
    Nothing is safe from bootleg ripoffs
    Edit: 150 likes cool

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 роки тому +38

      I hear UA-cam has a bunch of bootleg Rerezs.

    • @jdleblanc188
      @jdleblanc188 4 роки тому

      Theres probably bootleg versions of my 9,000,000,000 OCs

    • @dialaforawesome2029
      @dialaforawesome2029 4 роки тому

      Graymurr the Hedgehog / Zero the Wolf I think it’s the other way around I’m so sorry

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 4 роки тому +1

      @@rerez true

    • @meikastudios
      @meikastudios 4 роки тому +1

      I discovered last week that my lag has a bootleg called super hi Max lag 3 plus, It costs 40 $ on AliExpress

  • @time4manmode945
    @time4manmode945 4 роки тому +9

    14:37 awww those boos look sooo cute

  • @rendyajadech1957
    @rendyajadech1957 3 роки тому +18

    I love how he never finished his sentences, and....
    .
    .
    .
    .
    NO SIGNAL

  • @vtmarik
    @vtmarik 4 роки тому +31

    17:52 Wait, that's the Mario game from that old Super Mario Frustration video!

    • @thecynicalfurry4436
      @thecynicalfurry4436 4 роки тому +7

      Now I feel old.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +11

      ARRIGHT
      NINTENDOOO
      WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, WE'RE GONNA PLAY THIS VIDEO GAME
      YOU AND ME MARIO, WE'RE GONNA SAVE THE PRINCESS, SHE'S GONNA BE GRATEFUL, SHE'S GONNA GIVE YOU A KISS, AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT ARRIGHT?!?!?!?!?!!!

  • @zachnanite947
    @zachnanite947 4 роки тому +16

    So, at around 7:38, I was watching the video, when suddenly my phone screen went dark right before the No Signal thing came up. Then the startup screen came on.
    *This bootleg is so bad my phone had to reboot itself.*

    • @jonathancoco4568
      @jonathancoco4568 4 роки тому +3

      That should bloody tell you something 😡😒

  • @Not-Great-at-Gaming
    @Not-Great-at-Gaming 4 роки тому +12

    15:50 That's So Mari!

    • @sonicsnobody
      @sonicsnobody Рік тому +3

      This is making me think of “that’s so raven”

  • @daltykun2577
    @daltykun2577 4 роки тому +21

    These reviews are so much fun to watch. Thanks for suffering.

  • @goldenshadow963gaming
    @goldenshadow963gaming 4 роки тому +185

    "Mom can i get a switch?"
    Mom:"we have switch at home"
    Switch at home:

    • @CTGReviews
      @CTGReviews 4 роки тому +4

      overused joke.

    • @aleph_2ne
      @aleph_2ne 3 роки тому +4

      overused_joke.mp4

    • @raddreokami6892
      @raddreokami6892 3 роки тому +1

      Overused but welcome nonetheless.

    • @koshgnintan
      @koshgnintan 3 роки тому +4

      You have no sense of humor.

    • @blob1588
      @blob1588 3 роки тому +4

      This joke has been more milked to death then Street Fighter 2

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 4 роки тому +76

    I think Final Fight was being cropped to 16:9, removing the HUD.

  • @FullArcher05
    @FullArcher05 4 роки тому +14

    This guy’s acting is so good, I swear he’s actually losing his sanity in real life after playing these consoles.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 роки тому +4

      Acting?

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer You must haven't been to UA-cam alot. Most internet personalities at this point have to act to stay popular.

    • @ctrlless9672
      @ctrlless9672 3 роки тому +3

      Ze_eTPlays Wooosh.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ze_eT Dude, it's a joke. Of course he's acting. Thanks for ruining it.
      And I've been coming to UA-cam since '07 man, I know how this site works.

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer If one guy replying ruins a joke for you, that is not really my problem. I still agree that I missed the joke, but you aren't any better.
      Wait, why did you wait 7 months to reply?

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond Рік тому +4

    Fun fact, that Minivader game? That's not a fake Space Invaders game. That was officially made by Taito. It was sent out with their EGRET arcade cabinets and, if memory serves me right, was meant to comply with a Japanese law saying that all cabinets sold should come with some form of software. Minivader was that software. It was supposed to be a game to throw away and replace with another game for cohesion amongst Game Center floors so you wouldn't have a million different looking arcade machines.

  • @JasonTate08
    @JasonTate08 4 роки тому +51

    14:59 Shane transformed into Eric Cartman.

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 роки тому

      That's what I thought too!

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 роки тому +2

      _and people wonder why I think Shane kills people whenever he gets done reviewing a terrible bootleg console..._

  • @bey0ndinsan1ty70
    @bey0ndinsan1ty70 4 роки тому +68

    At least it’s not the *wireless air 64...*

    • @LamarINH
      @LamarINH 4 роки тому +1

      Wireless air 360

    • @QuichePotatoes
      @QuichePotatoes 4 роки тому +1

      R.T.R.S The Memel0rd you know that's actually better than this one

    • @bey0ndinsan1ty70
      @bey0ndinsan1ty70 4 роки тому +1

      Κυριάκος nice

  • @poisonempress
    @poisonempress Рік тому +2

    I've been binge watching your content over the last several days, it's really been helping me as I've been going through some tough times mentally. Genuinely one of the best channels I have ever had the pleasure to watch, just wish I found you sooner!

  • @Anths_art
    @Anths_art 2 роки тому +3

    3:29 LMFAOO THIS WAS WAY FUNNIER THAN IT SHIULD BE 💀 So glad you included this part bro

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 4 роки тому +103

    SELCET is now a meme.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 роки тому +18

      Make it so.

    • @possumballs2020
      @possumballs2020 4 роки тому +8

      Selcet ur charctr

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 4 роки тому +7

      Strat

    • @revenantproxy9100
      @revenantproxy9100 4 роки тому +5

      Vrey colo

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 4 роки тому +1

      Orville Redenpiller this reminded me of the simpsons episode where homer’s computer says: press the any key, where’s the any key?????

  • @FoodXMusic4LYF
    @FoodXMusic4LYF 4 роки тому +68

    Thanks for "Playinging" this horrible game system so I don't have to, that would be a "Acciderit" (🤔)

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 роки тому +4

      I’m so glad my children don’t have the system tie around their neck and have the console drop down to floor!

  • @Zach0000001
    @Zach0000001 4 роки тому +17

    Fun fact: Mini Vaders was a test board that came together with every Taito cabinet as required by Japanese laws. Don't know why it's included on the X12 though.

    • @helios1_
      @helios1_ 3 роки тому +4

      “Luke, I am your father!”
      “Sorry, I couldn’t quite hear that. Do you think you could speak up?”

  • @czeskiwiking
    @czeskiwiking 3 роки тому +7

    9:29 I like how powerful this device is. 130W Pixel Photography Function, WOW.

  • @calamari_fan
    @calamari_fan 4 роки тому +42

    That Super Mario is running PAL on NTSC.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +1

      Finally someone else who gets it :) except it shouldn't be pitched up though, should it?

    • @lucianothewindowsfan
      @lucianothewindowsfan 4 роки тому +1

      The reason why is because PAL TVs are slower than Sonic

    • @bootmii98
      @bootmii98 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bro-cx2jc The pitch difference is typically less than a semitone between PAL consoles' audio and NTSC consoles. It's not a minor third like you'd expect from the frame rate.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +1

      @@bootmii98 I know in general it's only 1% of a pitch difference, so this definitely sounds like an error or a bad rom or something.

  • @namesurname4666
    @namesurname4666 4 роки тому +14

    3:35 90s cameras nostalgia

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 Рік тому

      It was like you could tell it was a recording!

  • @theunderlyinghaterlol7
    @theunderlyinghaterlol7 3 роки тому +17

    Me: how is your mental health today?
    Rerez: Mental health?

  • @TheRPGNerd
    @TheRPGNerd 3 роки тому +5

    "you cant spin jump" *shows himself spin jumping*

  • @KimonoFlareonGX
    @KimonoFlareonGX 4 роки тому +23

    11:33 “Awesmoe” viedo, Shnae.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 роки тому +8

      Tish cenommt pseslea em.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +4

      Dmamit.

  • @SSKO2
    @SSKO2 4 роки тому +17

    17:04 “you can’t spin jump”
    Mario: **spin jumps**
    Bruh
    (Unless if he meant he can’t break blocks with the spin jump)

  • @sine_0
    @sine_0 3 роки тому +6

    13:15 Oscar's level acting

  • @amiibantnmrn8268
    @amiibantnmrn8268 2 роки тому +7

    0:25:
    Valve: *And i took that personally*

  • @josephstone2112
    @josephstone2112 4 роки тому +110

    13:48 it's upside down because the system was marketed toward Australians.

    • @aubergineman
      @aubergineman 3 роки тому +4

      *insert cinemasins that's racist joke here*

    • @Bismuth83X
      @Bismuth83X 3 роки тому +4

      Real original...

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 3 роки тому

      Makes you wonder if it's even the only thing displayed upside-down on this crazy little... NO SIGNAL

  • @MegamanElric16
    @MegamanElric16 4 роки тому +38

    3:29 Oh, that's bad.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 4 роки тому +1

      MegamanElric16 it really is, I wonder how many people have returned this piece of crap?

    • @Mr.Malliquin666
      @Mr.Malliquin666 Рік тому

      ​@@therunawaykid6523 I wonder how many people unfortunately bought it.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Рік тому +1

      @@Mr.Malliquin666 yeah I hope not many…. 😬😬

    • @Mr.Malliquin666
      @Mr.Malliquin666 Рік тому +1

      ​@@therunawaykid6523Yeah let's hope that no parents mistaked it for the real Switch, trust me people can do that I know because I mistaked a Puss In Boots knockoff for the real Puss In Boots movie when I was a child.

  • @eljaminlatour6633
    @eljaminlatour6633 2 роки тому +3

    9:55 perfect ad timing with Subways.

  • @purple6012
    @purple6012 Рік тому +7

    18:27 Valve: Hold my beer.

  • @stalebread5887
    @stalebread5887 4 роки тому +18

    I can just imagine some poor kid accidentally getting this from their parents instead of a legit switch 😂

  • @Pacca64
    @Pacca64 4 роки тому +65

    I'll bet the joysticks still last longer then real joycon sticks.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 2 роки тому +3

      That's the power of PSP, baby! 😎

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 2 роки тому

      Oof

    • @doctabaldhead
      @doctabaldhead 2 роки тому +2

      I get a bit mad every time a game I want is announced as a Switch exclusive since every pair of Joycons I have has awful drift.
      It makes action games hell to play.

    • @GatorRay
      @GatorRay 2 роки тому +1

      @@doctabaldhead Get a Pro Controller. But to be real I think Nintendo should've gone 3rd party after the failure of the Wii U.

    • @jgamer2228
      @jgamer2228 Рік тому

      Than*

  • @lenin17301560
    @lenin17301560 3 роки тому +3

    You should make that botched Neo-Geo jingle the theme song of your Channel.

  • @MegaConrad
    @MegaConrad 4 роки тому +5

    4:14 Gotta love how they used the Street Fighter 4 box art as the icon for Street Fighter 2 😂

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 4 роки тому +209

    I’M EARLY TO A “WORST EVER”????

  • @Snake4985
    @Snake4985 4 роки тому +223

    "With the real Switch, you can take the sides off"
    Switch Lite: Am I a joke to you?

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 4 роки тому +22

      Lite is a joke

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 4 роки тому +16

      @@BlueflagAlpha Nah, not really. It's very much functional, and just has some key features removed for people who might want a slightly cheaper switch and don't need those features. It runs games just as well as the Switch, has about the same battery life and the controls are equally responsive.
      To be clear, I don't own either console and haven't tested them myself. This info is mainly from reviews here on UA-cam.

    • @jusstynooldchannel4911
      @jusstynooldchannel4911 4 роки тому +9

      @@PunakiviAddikti I Have tested both and this is pretty much right, the battery life on the normal switch is just a bit longer afaik.
      (source: sis and nephew own Switch, i own Switch Lite.)

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 4 роки тому +1

      @@jusstynooldchannel4911 Yep. I believe it depends heavily on how much you load it but playing the same game on the same settings and same brightness gives close to same battery life.

    • @TheMrElbowman
      @TheMrElbowman 4 роки тому +1

      I'm perfectly happy with my lite. I've got an old school tube t.v. that doesn't do much past 360 without an HDMI to composite adaptor lmao I just needed my Zelda fix.

  • @rl3d2008
    @rl3d2008 3 роки тому +3

    I think the SMW NES is exactly how the music should sound. (Unfortunately)

  • @yateez420
    @yateez420 3 роки тому +1

    Love your vids bro. Binge watching all of them ❤️

  • @GundamSneed
    @GundamSneed 4 роки тому +13

    >Its the system that keeps on failing
    I thought that was Stadia.

  • @scottthewaterwarrior
    @scottthewaterwarrior 4 роки тому +61

    I figured this was going to be about the Nanica Smitch!

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 роки тому +23

      If I can find it I'll cover it. However it's been really really hard to track that system down.

    • @bitelaserkhalif
      @bitelaserkhalif 4 роки тому +1

      @@rerez Go to Latin America, the place where they're sold

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 роки тому +4

      @@rerez Speaking of joke consoles, don't forget that the Laughing Joking Numbnuts Video Art deserves to be in this series because it's an insult to the term bootleg.

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 роки тому +1

      @@zyzzy-ko4ww Is that a -Jojo- AVGN reference??

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 роки тому +1

      @@SEiMEi_EXiSTS Yes, and it's his least favourite console because it's the worst MS Paint ripoff ever.

  • @storygamez8520
    @storygamez8520 3 роки тому +2

    His comment about the SD Card slot not working at the 9:10 mark made me spit my juice out with laughter. The pure unadulterated sarcasm brought into this was hilarious.

  • @loverho5321
    @loverho5321 3 роки тому +14

    “It runs like a broken dream”
    😭 I know what that feels like

  • @mahiru20ten
    @mahiru20ten 4 роки тому +10

    Man, the "no signal" always came in the worst times...

  • @tigerspruce8580
    @tigerspruce8580 4 роки тому +12

    Mario bros emulated on this system: Everybody is super sonic racing
    sonic on this system: Rolling around at the speed of SLOW

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 4 роки тому +2

      Tiger pelt gotta goooooooo faaaaaassssssssssstttttttttttttttttt 🐢

    • @Hissymaster
      @Hissymaster Місяць тому

      Gotta gooooooooooo faaaaaaasteerrrrr

  • @ChaseMC215
    @ChaseMC215 3 роки тому +2

    Keep in mind, Shane, that SoMari was developed and published by Hummer Team, who also did the impressive Mortal Kombat bootleg on NES.
    Digital Foundry did a DF Retro video on all 16 ports of Mortal Kombat 1 and included 2 bootleg Mortal Kombat games, with the Hummer version being superior to the Cony Soft version, which was just their Street Fighter 2 bootleg on NES.

  • @fearanarchy
    @fearanarchy 3 роки тому

    As much as you find these bad systems, I stay subscribed because you always remind me I need to play more Neo Geo. I miss it so much.

  • @TheRenegadist
    @TheRenegadist 4 роки тому +5

    X12 is a legend for including Super Mario Bros. Frustration.

  • @CyberAngelYukikaze
    @CyberAngelYukikaze 2 роки тому +6

    The X12 was my entry into handheld emulation gaming, and I have to say, for the $35 I spent on it it wasn't half bad. However, getting the money saved up for an RGB 10 Max and plans to get an Odin Pro in the future definitely ring it home that there are much better handheld emulation devices out there, including your own phone with Retro Arch.

  • @joefell5311
    @joefell5311 3 роки тому +3

    I love your worst of series. Keep 'em coming!

  • @scottthewaterwarrior
    @scottthewaterwarrior 4 роки тому +35

    Nintendo going after ROM sites that aren't even selling anything.
    Meanwhile...

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 роки тому +13

      Chinese copyright law is beyond lacking. It's impossible for Nintendo to do anything. On the bright side, all ROM sites need to do is buy Chinese servers.

    • @moonpiedumplings3059
      @moonpiedumplings3059 4 роки тому +3

      @Chaos89P pretty sure Russia has some really loose copyright laws as well

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 роки тому

      @@moonpiedumplings3059 Yeah, I don't know anything about Russian copyright law, but I think it's safe to agree that it's somewhat lacking as well, considering the bootlegs I've seen.

    • @moonpiedumplings3059
      @moonpiedumplings3059 4 роки тому +3

      @@Chaos89P if I remember correctly, KissAnime was shut down, so they just bought Russian servers to evade copyright laws.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому

      It's the equivalent of offshore bank accounts in the Caymans and should be treated as such