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It’s really convenient that the minions were gone during WWII so that they didn’t have to make minions Nazis
Collin Thomas lol
Collin Thomas Right real villains.
Collin Thomas
Did you get that idea from the honest trailer?
PineappleTV Satanist =/= Devil worshipper
Do your research in terminology my friend
@@Phy110 "Trust me: 😂
WALL-E is cuter than a Minion, because he has character.
He is cuter because he doesn't look like a yellow turd or an anthropomorphic twinkie.
Exactly!!
His character is cute- helpful and curious, kind with a little bit of cheekiness (When he puts his little foot on the cleaning robot's face- omg!) THAT is what makes a character cute as much as anything else: I'd seriously argue Quasimodo from Disney's Hunchback version to be an adorable character- which is of course the point of THAT movie, but minions don't need a point.
Fuck it.
WALL-E is adorable. Such a precious little robot.
Minions are not adorable. They are annoying and loud. I get a headache just listening to them.
WALL-E is so adorable and anything that thinks Minions are better can fite me irl.
Imagine if this film was a grim commentary on the horrors of war and genocide and the minions sided with Adolf Hitler.
Oof
I’d go see that
Dr. Bright, I wouldn't be surprised if the minions decided to assist you with your shenanigans
Bright, first, can I get a copy of SCP-1471?
Second, DUDE WE NEED YOUR HELP THEM MINIONS HAVE INFECTATED ALL
@@marko-gj1uj bro stfu don't say oof
"How should we design these human characters?"
Illumination Animation: "Give them a big nose."
Well Doofenshmirtz has a big nose
The N Word One character versus a ton of characters
@@drandescancelled2825 He had actual character. Need I mention the backstorys?
@@poggersuni9637 hes funny too
And tiny-ass legs.
people thought the lego movie was anti-business?
Did they watch the movie? did they realize that president business was just the child's representation of his control freak father, and that the film was about promoting creativity? Or did they just read "the villain has 'business' in his name" and dedicate the two functioning brain cells they had to making a ruckus about it?
Several thousand Bees that's because everyone is an idiot
lego movie is amazing.
Lego batman is too
ehh, i'm not entirely sure how i feel about the premise of lego batman.
i mean, the lego movie was all about creativity, and i think it threw batman in there as a representation of the hollowed-out supercilious husk that movies have made him into. making a superhero movie (one of the blandest and most oversaturated genre of film) about batman (one of the blandest and most oversaturated superheroes, next to superman) in the same format as the lego movie seems like it's taking a not insignificant amount of piss.
Several thousand Bees yeah. The lego batman movie sort of is supposed to be a poke at batman movies. It all comes from a a root of irony
It's a really funny comedy that literally makes fun of all Batman tropes around.
you should not protect your children from the world, you should prepare them for it.
wise words
rusty diamonds Update: It’s amazing how things change in two years. Since then, I’ve had a new hatred for anti-SJWs and my comment has aged terribly.
I thought over sensitive parents interfering with the media died down in the 2000s, with the 2010s equivalent being SJWs. As much as I _hate_ SJWs, I don’t hate them as much as over sensitive parents because kids deserve to be challenged, it’s what helps them grow. Sure, there _are_ examples where it’s taken _way_ too far (like Ringing Bell, though that movie has its cake and eats it too), or movies that are dark for the sake of being dark or try to be both dark and lighthearted and fail and only prove these idiots points (like The Nutcracker 3D).
rusty diamonds correctimundo!!
rusty diamonds words of wisdom
fortune kinz If I ever have kids later on in my life, I'll start off small by maybe showing them some superhero films (PG-13 of course) and work from there. I'm not going to shelter them all their lives until they start school, because then they'd run the risk of suddenly being bombarded with all this violence that they've never seen before in their lives. That would probably traumatize a kid, or worse. So that's why I'll start off with baby steps, and progress from there.
True story:
I saw this in theatres, thought it was every bit if not more miserable to sit through than Ralph describes, and when it was over one of the of girls behind me -- maybe in their late teens -- said, in all seeming sincerity:
"That was WAY better than Inside-Out!"
Until that point I thought that the slow head turn of disbelief was just a cliche thing in movies, yet that was exactly what I did in that moment.
What was your reaction?
Underrated comment
@@GordonN661 A slow head turn. "Until that point I thought that the slow head turn of disbelief was just a cliche [...] yet that was exactly what I did".
Hey I remember the original comment.....!
Did she stare back?
But seriously, if somebody *really* said that, it wouldn't even be humane possible.
LEGO: *Makes a movie designed to sell toys with a villain called “President Business”*. Triggered parents: Is this a threat to capitalism?
Kylie Stanford And “President Business” is supposed to represent the child’s control-freak dad. No anti capitalism included.
Daily Geek Legit tho
Even though he becomes good in the end.
Daily Geek The big business man is just the most cliché villain ever. Even as a hardcore capitalist, I can fucking recognize this.
Lego is literally a corporate juggernaut like what the fuck would be the reasoning behind making an "anti-capitalist" film? the elite class are just really paranoid about getting found out about I guess. Corporations own our news outlets so yknow
the best minion, is a dead minion
The best joke,Is a good joke
the best comment is a good comment
The best shitpost, is a chair upon which the lord of dumplings rests his french toast.
Casper your a. Butt minions are funny
How are me minions funny?
Seeing minions making more than Wall-E actually makes me upset.
Same but with meet the Robinsons
WHAT!? THIS IS A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE!!
That's depressing. Now I want to see WALL-E smushing the minions into cubes.
@@movie_maker_mike Your opinion sucks.
@@movie_maker_mike I can respect that
Lorax: pollution is bad
People watching: dose that mean we should stop buying your merchandise
Illumination: 😐
Illumination: 😡
Thank you. Made my day.
Oh boy.
*your
@@alimations5226 Okay.
Does*
"Bob is weak and fat...but ambitious..."
Ain't we all
@Sarah Smith either that or they're skinnier then one of those third world tribesmen in africa.
I'm weak but not fat and probably not ambitious
for sure 😂
Yep!
@@42LMS Bababooey.
i was laughing hard when that dog looked at the other dog from, Shaun the sheep.
me too 😂
To me,it looks like a doge.
(Rival meme appears)
Ayy Lmao tell me a good meme. You can't cuz currently there are none
Jack Topper Crusader memes are good
The minions are not cute. They look like Danny DeVito with jaundice.
So, are they sexy?
hey don’t do my mans Danny like that
love your channel Dr. Shaym
Danny is fuckin THICC!
Hey I'm cute >:(
"A movie for MLK's day"
*Shows The Birth of a Nation*
You, sir, are a filthy genius
If only...
Ralph: they've been milking these things for six years
Me, four years later after just hearing about minions 2: you have no idea
They aren't gonna make it because they're not popular anymore and kids have moved on and if they are gonna make it. They're smoking something stronger than crack
@@theultimateshockwave5450 Guess what.
@@Garbo_trashcan what?
@@theultimateshockwave5450 It'z coming out.
@@Garbo_trashcan thank god minions 2 is delayed
When Ralph's little monologue carries more emotional weight than a 90+ minute film.
"film"
Epicomix more like distraction for kids
I'm not crying, you're crying
Not actually crying but damn
Yeah I mean I almost cried
This "film" isn't trying to be seroius in the slightest
I watched the Minion Movie and the "funny" scene where the three guys were dancing with long hair, I heard a baby cry when it started.
NOT EVEN THE BABIES LIKE IT!
O _ O lol
O _ O imma be honest, I just cringed at that scene
FroakieTrainer54 I Found It So Cringy That My Body Didnt Feel It, It Went Numb
Atom Micro if I saw the movie in theaters it would've been the first movie I would have ever walked out of.
Every time I see that scene I want to slip my wrists.
"You have a movie for martin luther king day"
*shows birth of a nation*
oh god
Ralph you don’t get it. The Minions movie is of a comedy genre called “Lazy”. It’s a new kind of comedy that Illumination Studios invented.
Okay.
Actually,is called "Bad comedy"
@@Puki9117 Actually, Minions DOES have some good humor.
@@spaceboyctstudios2934 Like...
@@Puki9117 Okay.
I still remember the scene in ratatouille where remi eats the strawberry followed by the cheese and then combines the two together, creating a symphony of new flavors. That’s the creative shit that sticks not yellow buttcheecks getting slapped together
When I was 4 I did the same thing when ever I had strawberries and cheese.
It was one of those scenes I never thought much about as a kid, but as an adult I still remember it vividly for some reason. My guess is because it was such a simple idea that made A HUGE difference on how you see the world. Trying two different foods creates a whole new flavor like mixing two colors makes a new color.
I went way too deep into this but what I'm saying is that creative way of thinking really sticks with you, sadly something I have not seen from any Illumination movie.....
Reckno64 true if that company tried that then they would be at their best.
For me it's Belle getting so scared of the Beast that she runs away in a blizzard, basically saying "fuck this, I'm out!" but she runs into trouble because of a pack of hungry wolves but can't fight back, Beast intervenes in a badass way(he picks one of the wolfie and roar at its face, then destroy the whole pack himself) But he gets seriously injured and Belle brings him back to his castle. He regains consciousness and starts giving Belle shit about the incident before and she has none of it! Then both calm down and Beast let her treat his wounds without bitching...😝
I know, it's not close from what you described but this scene always impressed me. Its like ten minutes but it contains more badassery and character development than the whole Minions movie!
@@anikmonette2140 agreed actually! It's been awhile since I last saw Beauty and the Beast but many things stuck out to me. I vaguely remember the chemistry between Belle and the Beast but I know it was FAR more interesting than any character "development" from the minions....
Just saying, The Lego Movie was meant to promote creativity, not discourage business. The only reason the main villain was named President Business was because that was how the child saw his father and adults, because he was a person that only followed instructions and did what he was told, much like many other adults. Children, on the other hand, run wild in their imagination, and don't adhere to rules. That was the point of the movie, not to say businesses are a bad thing.
Exactly!
Shivering Stencil Which is hilarious when Adults freak out about it
Ryne Mcgriffin It is hilarious lol. Parents seem to freak out over everything.
People like that just over-analyze the movies to the point where anything could become offensive. Up? There's too much grief for your child to bear. Monsters Inc.? It's a monster movie! It'll give your kids nightmares! They don't even bother to watch the movie to find out what the movie is truly about.
Shivering Stencil sell me your profile pic
Imagine being a rich business man, and being offended at a kids movie for calling you out for being a greedy evil business man.
??
I got a fart gun toy ad while watching this. How cursed.
Update: They've been milking these things for 10 years
11
bruh
True, but luckily nobody cares about minions anymore. I haven’t seen a minion in at least a year. I think that even the soccer moms are loosing interest.
Who's ready for the third one I'm skipping this one
@@boombasher103 I got a Minions toy ad halfway through this video today
A great man once said, "children can handle dark and disturbing stuff as long as it has a happy ending".
KrazyKuma who was that man?
That man was Don Bluth
Ivan Corredera Albert Einstein
KrazyKuma+ don bluth was a fucking legend.
Didn’t Don Bluth make Iron Giant? And well... I mean I guess it was a happy ending but a sad one.
Dear lord, that montage where they're talking about the Lego Movie. The reason he's called president business is kind of explained at the end of the movie. Its a story practically told from the perspective of a kid whose father cares more about work and keeping everything boring than having fun with his son.
My dad’s cousin actually designed some of the characters in Norm of the North. I got to see him about 2 months ago and when we talked about it he said it was one of the worst things he made and was glad they didnt credit him in the sequels.
Illumination can't even keep their own stories consistent. In the first Despicable Me, which I rather enjoyed, we see an old formula up on one of Gru's whiteboards showing that he created the Minions from corn kernels.
That actually would've worked in terms of a story of connection... TOO BAD THEY FUCKED UP!!!!
In one of the shorts a group of minions are shown an instruction video that literally says that Gru cloned the minions with modified DNA.
Yeah, I always assumed he made them. Plus, it just makes more sense. This whole Minions movie reads less like an official entry in the series and more like someone animated someone else's fanfiction.
I probably would've let it slide if it was in a Pre-K cartoon, but a feature-length film?!
And the universal ride implies that they were originally humans...
Somebody once said "to make a good movie for kids, you need to make a good movie for everybody"
Wasn't it Walt Disney who said that?
"You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
-Walt Disney
"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb with the shape of an L on her forhead"
-Walt Disney
"It take all colors to make a rainbow, except black.......There's no black in rainbow."
-Mario, Mario
"Bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks" - Mahatma Ghandi
There's a difference between protecting your kids, and sheltering them. Be wise.
The “how tf is it Ken that’s Kevin” was so funny because I thought that was Kevin too.
"Bob is weak and fat, but ambitious" this hit very close to home.
Nadia Pajkovski how relatable and funny of you, you're such a special individual
*AESTHETIC*
2meirl4meirl
Where, America?
Andrew Miller Reddit is leaking again
megamind > all of the despicable me related movies
I'll fight you if you disagree
Id jump in to help that guy anytime! 2v1 boys!
Last Chance 3v1
Make it 4 v 1.
Megamind was competent and actually funny on it's own. It's a shame it went under the radar.
Megamind wasn’t great but parts of it worked well and its still much better than any of the shit Illumination puts out.
There's a difference between "Adorable cute" and "Annoying cute." Adorable cute is something that isn't screaming, whining, laughing obnoxiously, ect, like cats, seals, pugs. Then Annoying cute, is the oppisite of that! Case in point, Minions.
Hear me out folks!
Snap Crackle and Pop > The Minions
In all seriousness, these elves from Kellogg's Rice Krispies cereal are superior than the yellow tic tacs in my opinion!
Okay, I know Snap, Crackle and Pop don’t count as much since they are cereal mascots, but at least they have something worth remembering about them, overall. You can tell who these elves are just by looking at them. But, the Minions’s designs are pretty much bland and uninteresting. They even look the same! At least with the aforementioned elves, they have a different design to tell Snap, Crackle and Pop apart in the Rice Krispies commercials. But with the Minions, how can I tell which is which if they virtually look the same!?
@@pennysanchez7656 are you okay or are you just obsessed with a cereal mascot.
@@MrNight78 I was trying to proving a point, with an exaggerated tone. But I do love these cereal mascots for a reason, they’re just charming and wholesome.
@@pennysanchez7656 sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but why are you repeating yourself? Like I understood ya the first time.
@@MrNight78 I’ll delete the other one, it’s just that it’s a slightly different one.
Honestly, the film establishing that the Minions are more or less indestructible kind of lowers the stakes. No matter how violent it is, all dents will buff themselves out and they'll be fine in a minute. That might work in a Looney Tunes cartoon, but not in a movie that requires stakes to drive a good plot.
Hear me out folks!
Snap Crackle and Pop > The Minions
In all seriousness, these elves from Kellogg's Rice Krispies cereal are superior than the yellow tic tacs in my opinion!
It's criminal how underrated you are.
ikr
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I know right.
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Tru dat
I actually laughed at that Shawn the Sheep scene.
TheGoldenDunsparce me too
Same and the only joke their was someone awkwardly looking at you and it works better than anything in this movie.
TheGoldenDunsparce its a decent kids movie
why do I find that other dog kinda disturbing..
@@thefish6549 that's the point
I remember when the Shaun The Sheep Movie was out in cinemas and I really wanted to go because Shaun The Sheep was a big part of my childhood and I still really liked the show but my mother said no because it was for babies and there was gonna be lots of children in the cinema even though I was like 9 I think at the time, so when it came out on DVD my mother bought it for me and I loved it, I still do to the day but instead of watching Shaun The Sheep Movie, my brother (who is older than me) and my mother went to watch The Minions and they both loved it.
Oh yeah and the same exact thing happened again but with Storks in 2016, I didn't love the movie as much as Shaun The Sheep but I still enjoyed it.
Something similar happened to me when my dad poked fun at me after he learned that I went out to watch the LEGO Movie 2 when it first came out in theaters. A few months later in a phone call he talked about how he saw The Secret Life of Pets 2 and how hard the little bunny character made him laugh.
Sean the Sheep was really good. Even if it wasn’t the best, it blows Minions and Secret life of pets and all other cheap lazy movies like that out of the water. The past few years or so have made me so disappointed in the human race...
@@brandonweatherstone2380 Interesting thing to know would be if he laughed due to the rabbit or due to Kevin Hart being a bunny.
Similar thing to me. My dad makes fun of me for watching animated action movies meanwhile he watched after earth (if you haven't heard of it. It's not a good movie.) And he loved it dsspite the cheesiness to it.
Parents are hypocrites at times.
@@dragonslayermasterornstein83 Like my dad with pop cans
When your watching a video about how minions are only made to sell garbage and get an ad for a freaking minions fart gun
You got the ad too!?
You can tell a lot about a person by how much they hate minions
Splathermp why does your profile pic remind me of cyborg noodle from gorillaz?
TheAnarchist the little gun shot sorta lookin thing in the head bangs cover the eyes I think it's some kinda anime or something but I might be wrong
Noose Dog I thought it actually was Noodle for a moment.
Noose Dog it is
Supersonicblue360 , coz they're a good band ?!
He looked so deppressed naming the minons
Who wouldn’t be 😅
He was just drunk out of his fucking mind
But the topic kind of merits it
Wow that really was a year ago?
Time flies
"You have a movie for martin luther king day"
I lost my shit.
i think the only funny part of this movie is whenever the screen goes black.
You mean the split-second between the ending shot and the credits?
@@PViolety yes
I don’t think that was the screen I think you just blacked out
@@lunardoeseverything5393 from the unfunny
Kris Is Tired I thought that was pretty funny
10:09 the moment with the minions riding in the garbage truck is an incredible example of visual symbolism...
So maybe Illumination is self aware after all...
@@ALuiza-pm2dp whats the point of being self aware if they are still milking the series? Guess they're honest about only wanting to make money and nothing else
@@weezypeezy508
I completely agree.
It's too bad cuz the first one was okay and I still don't mind watching it once in a while. In fact the minions were the main thing I ever disliked about it.
So it really boggles my mind that those little yellow turds were the one thing that took over and got so overhyped, overblown, and overdone.
@Sarah Smith pure bait
😂😂😂😂
I knew someone who said "Inside Out was one of the worst movies ever"
This person had minion tic-tacs
Aw Hek it's a Snek
I bought minion tic-tacs once.
They were cheap and had a horrible banana flavor.
Internet XD I mean it's not the worst in my opinion, I just thought it wasn't amazing. It was still good by the standard of the kids films, and especially better than anything Illumination has made. And, in my opinion Pixar has made some great movies. UP and Wall-E are really touching films. They remind me that I can feel feelings, and that's nice.
Peridot The Smol Dorito Nuke Em
Aw Hek it's a Snek Most Of My Friends Say "Spongebob: Fish Out Of Water Is The Worst Thing Ever"...
Those Same Friends Say "Despicable Me 2 Wasn't _THAT_ Bad!"
inside out was kinda babyish in the way it explained stuff, but it was cute. it wasnt really deep or meaningful enough for me to watch it again tho, and the adventure was just a huge metaphor, so if the metaphor isnt interesting, the movies kinda basic
"Hollywood is unoriginal and they love money."
True to this day and will still be in the future.
it's still true
Tbh I didn't even know the minions had separate personalities, they were all so similar I thought they shared a single one. haha banana
-Tell people the Lego Movie should be panned for having an anti-business agenda
-Doesn't watch the movie and doesn't realize President Business is known that way because a kid would only know his dad goes and does 'business' during the day and so he names it after his dad.
-Tells kids to watch minions hypontize three guards into stripping, exposing an unreasonable amount of hair, and slapping each other's asses dancing around to gibberish music.
I'm sorry I want my kid to grow up smart, you know.
PinkiePone that said i didn't like the movie. Batman was cool though.
The 2.3k dislikes are from anti-vaccine moms who only laugh at minion memes
ShadowHunter Moon Ok I'm sorry if that offended you
There is nothing more vile than Minion memes. You know what? I don't think it's The Lego Movie that's from Satan, I think it's those awful fucking Minion memes. They're subtly taking a shit into the mouth of comedy.
@@shadowhuntermoon4834 no it wasn't
@@tristandanganan8643 Don't throw yourself down like that
SLAV Russian man don’t back down to bullshit call outs my man
The dumbest thing about this movie is they have been created since the beginning,but in one of the shorts there was a video that said Gru made them.
The other is that Gru looks older despite being younger in DM1 and that was before he became bad guy.
Minions is just trying to confuse kids and thinks we are stupid.
I think it should have been a short film for Despicable Me 3 where we see Gru creating them.
THE END
@Myrtle Jones The smart ones aren't that smart.
“That’s like if Taco Bell sponsored Donald Trump.” Taco Bell contributes to trumps 2020 re-election.....ralphthefortuneteller👀
the whole company isn’t supporting trump. It’s just one guy who owns like 3 buildings
@@chandrakatel4354 I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR TRUMP GO JOE BIDEN
Jack Garrison I’m not saying I support trump, im saying that it’s just one person at Taco Bell that supports trump.
@@chandrakatel4354 I hope that They don't We need Joe BIDEN as The Next President Someone Who will keep all of His Promises or at Try really hard to make Them come True unlike TRUMP Anyone Who wears those make America Great again Hats are betraying America
@@jackgarrison8497 no thank you
Also, did you know that "minions" couldn't happen in the despicable me universe, because in a spin-off short film, the minions are referred to as genetically modified mutants (lab created).
i dont think anybody really gives a crap about minion continuity
iloveteaalot also the film establishes that they will follow the most powerful villain they find which canonically means that minions probably helped run the holocaust camps or soviet gulags in the despicable me verse
No they didn't because they run away to that ice cave during the time Napoleon was around. They stayed there until the 60s. The filmmakers did this on purpose, I guess, to avoid the "minions probably helped Hitler" part.
***** no, but it was just something I noticed. Shitty writers I guess.
iloveteaalot Oh, I think you are right, they would serve people like Hitler or Stalin but I guess merchandise wouldn't sell as good anymore. lol
"Hollywood is unoriginal and they love money"
You could have ended the video there!
Interviewer: “why did you make minions”
Hollywood: “ I like money”
Interviewer: “and why did you remake all the old Disney movies”
Hollywood: “I like money”
*Mr. Krabs intensifies*
Exactly!
But then we wouldn't have that epic speech
The vigilant Christian, lol I remember that guy, excuse his crackpot theories. Dude was literally on cocaine.
He was the one who mentioned the Bible
Was?
anik monette
Last I checked he was in rehab, I could be wrong.
@@JulzGein_ Ah okay. I recently watched a Professor Stick video debunking VC and it could have been older than I remembered.
Edit: Yup! It was a debunk video from 2016. My bad... It was about Pokemon Go being The Illuminati or some shit.😄
my theory is that he died and was reincarnated into that one eyes-closed dude who was crazy about covid 19.
the sheer absurdity of the sentence "In the minion movie, I see a spiritual battle" is funnier than the entire minon movie
The Minions even ripped off the Rabbids..
Wow, when you think about it, that's what they actually are. They're the film version of the Rabbids.
The original annoying testicles
@@agooddaytorespawn57 yeah but they were the bad guys, you were supposed to hate them. Ee have to root for these fucking piss flavoured tic tacs
Professor Barranco 3 FACTS
Exactly
God, that scene from Up still makes me feel emotional to this day. And the crazy thing is, those characters aren’t even real. But that doesn’t stop me from feeling sad, or sympathetic for Carl.
Up is a masterpiece. Always will be a timeless classic. I get chills every time I see it.
Misery Loves Company is it bad that i didn't feel a thing during that scene as a kid and still to this day
@@kevinu8961 yes very bad you should be ashamed of yourself......
Jk
@@Reckno64 Nigga u talking about a 10-minute scene. You mean the FIRST TEN MINUTES are good, the rest of the movie is serviceable.
Also, fuck you. Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a timeless classic, learn your cinematology.
@@dionotdio wut? Since when did anyone bring up "Mall cop"?
Illumination has been milking minions so hard that they started to include the lack of their presence in certain films in the marketing for them. Illumination knows people are sick of minions and are actively expressing the lack of minions in films as a plus, a reason to see it.
As a film/animation fan, I know that there has been mixed feelings toward Illumination as a whole. Plus, I come to the conclusion for what those iconic minions (2010s animated icon next to Frozen) are planning up in their own film. The filmmakers known about their mascots' popularity and decide to devise an origin story on how they've evolved from the deeps of the ocean to putting themselves on a frantic search for their master. So it's not just them doing shenanigans to keep little tots entertained. They still retained their confidence in themselves especially with Kevin, Stuart, and Bob after they failed to live up with the historical figures' orders. The rest just had to wait in an Arctic cave with the yetis until they heard they have a master on their call. They arrived at 1960s New York the time when they find their signature overalls and watching an Orlando Villain-Con commercial featuring Scarlet Overkill meant they had potential for a new master such as her. They hitchhiked a ride with the Nelsons to Orlando to meet up with the world's first female super-villain. They've been recruited to steal the crown from the queen (who knows, just what any villains' henchmen would do). They find out that she's a real psycho and they returned the crown back to the queen.
SPOILER ALERT:
They met Gru for the first time after Scarlet and Herb have been frozen on a giant cube by him using his own freeze-ray, and wouldn't you know it, he's glad he adopted them as his loyal henchmen.
To sum it all up, I think Illumination's own personnel seem ideal with the Minions' popularity and develop them their own prequel film that's more than just a series of silly antics. With all that said, I feel that this is like a Rugrats style adventure if you ask me. So it's harmless for everybody and even Universal's animation studio itself to have a biggest box office record in animation history surpassing Lion King and Frozen.
Wait, when have they done this?
Minions is like Pixar making a movie about their lamp... oh wait... ok, like dreamworks making a movie about the moon boy... hold up, I’d actually watch that
"Because his family did money crave, Dr. Seuss is spinning in his grave."
Illumination do no have good animations.
On your Hop bit-
“Now we just need a movie for Easter.”
Passion of the Christ- *Am I a joke to you?*
*Horror-Comedy "Holiday's" Easter Segment:* Yes.
Hahaha you think god exists? If god exists then why does the minion movie exist?
I actually kinda like hop
@@cells528 Cause it was created by Satan, duh, haven't you been listening?
Why does everyone in the passion of the Christ look like Jon Lovitz?
it's weird when the Minions are impenetrable to torture, but still gets hungry
this movie doesn't make sense
SquidderWard --- this is the same movie series, where minions (in Despicable Me 2) laughed at the obvious joke, making audience feel like an idiots.
I saw an advert for a fart gun from the first Despicable Me with Minion sounds when you pump it.
God stays in Heaven because he sure is afraid of what humanity has become.
Makes wonder if he wishes he didn't promise to never destroy the world again 🤔🤔
As a christian, I can say the people calling violence in kids movies satanic is idiotic
I wouldn't be that nice. Even idiots aren't that dumb
same
kids need stakes they need to see danger and threat in order to navigate complex social and emotional issues
@@tonoornottono or just so they would recognize the danger and stay away from it when said so.
If a kid sees bad guys only from those retarded washed out kid shows they will think that the guy their parents warned them about is going to be like the bad guy in that show and if anything happen they can outsmart him and even make him apologize and prepare a sandwhich for them.
And then they end up in a van never to be seen again.
Kids need to know that there is danger outside and that they need to watch out.
Wait, why does SCP-079 have internet access? A containment breach? Oh shit
The Minion named Adolf Hitler made me laugh.
I laughed more at that then the actual minion movie
@@BayOfWulf yea
@@BayOfWulf minions are cancer
If you can make movies for children that entertain the parents too, you did a good job. There is no walk around it. I would never watch Minions again, I had to go because of my cousin. And even he didn't rewatch it.
My favorite game to play while watching the minions is "drink whenever a joke fails" to get through the movie
This is exactly what I try to say to people. I've had people say to me, "Why are you being so harsh on a kid's movie?" Well, first off, children are our future. You need quality entertainment to show them what art is and what putting love into your craft looks like. Second, just because it's a kid's movie DOES NOT mean it has to be bad! Look at the work and care Jim Henson put into all of his projects? He never put pretty colors on screen just to make kids pay attention for five minutes. He actually knew what it meant to make something that children can watch and be inspired by.
"Satan is very subtle".
Then Satan can´t be the Minions-movie at all.
Satan wouldnt touch that shit.
@@Hwje1111 yeah,even Satan has standards.
@@Kaizir calm down
The reason why satan and god fight is because neither one wants the minions in heaven or hell
If it were me I would put them in the same pit as hitler
I heard this quote once (probably paraphrased):
"Kids can handle anything, as long as there is a good ending" (might be a Don Bluth quote, but I am not sure).
It basically summarizes your argument about violence in kid movies.
Secret of Nimh.
7:04 that one shot of Sleeping Beauty is such a piece of art!
the ending was beautiful. thank you for that.
IKR? He formatted and put it together perfectly and wonderfully that it made me feel a lot of emotion.
Redplug Couldn't agree more, all it needed was "I'm the nostalgia critic, I remember it so you don't have to." And it would have been a nostalgia critic video ending. Most of his video endings hit the feels because of there elegance and respect for the topic they're preaching in the end. This ending displayed that in a very similar and beautiful format.
My thoughts exactly
i had tears in my eyes, i remembered how sad those scenes were.
dammit he made me feel something, gotta go binge watch the Minion's movie 6 times now...
Fun fact: The scene with the dancing guards is a reference to the musical, Hair. Hair is a super controversial musical and is full of swears, sexual terms and racial slurs. Because that's great for kids, right? Sure, Hercules had a reference to a Greek play with a lot of sexual themes, but at least that movie knew how to appeal to adults.
My dad defends these R-rated movie references (as I like to call them) by saying they're for the parents who were dragged by their kids to see the movie. From my point of view, he is defending pandering to adults - even though the same thing is already happening to kids.
@@bryancain2145 So, he defends pandering to adults in movies that panders to kids? He does know that pandering is the most creatively lazy way to base a movie, right; and also really desperate and pathetic?
@julie martinez Ok, that's a good point.
@@b3rz3rk3r9 we live in an age of pandering
You made me actually appreciate this movie a bit, cool reference
this film is actually more fucked up than most might imagine. Parents assume that kids just need to be sheltered and that their minds are too feeble and weak to see any kind of violence in a kids film. the mind of a child is a beautiful thing. if you force them to watch movies with no heart, thats how theyre going to turn out. heartless.
The beginning was *so* satisfying. Seeing a minion get his brains blown out made my day.
Do you think the minions fought for Nazi Germany in WW2?
They would have followed Stalin, since he was responsible for more deaths.
No they followed Mao Zedong he killed 60 mil
Fucking Campers
@@renegade6578
Depends on which deaths you count on which man.
You could for instance blame all WWII Deaths on Hitler, since he started the War.
You could count the people that starved to Death as Kills for the Russian tsars who didn't build up the Russian industry and left the Country in a very poor state when the Bolsheviks took over. And partly also on the White Army and western mercenaries who burned down lots of Farms to not let the Soviets get food.
You could also count all the deaths on God because without him there wouldn't even be people that could die! Atleast If you believe in God.
My question is: How did you count the numbers of Deaths? Or did you just take them from somewhere in the internet without trying to find out if they are right simply because you are to lazy and like the picture they paint well enough so you don't research it?
Absolutely. I want that movie
As a Christian myself, I find it hilarious how they get so worked up over violence. It's like, have you even READ the Bible recently? There's more extremely detailed and horrific violence in there than a decade's worth of horror movies combined.
The old testament has some pretty brutal elements. But why just pick on Christians? I'm pretty sure most parents, regardless of their race, religion, creed, don't want their kids watching gratuitous violence in TV and movies.
@NetTric yay for broad generalizations!
I agree as a fellow Christian. Paranoid soccer moms get so worked up about very minor things in entertainment, but remember how many wives King David had? Or how brutal Jesus’s crucification was? How about all the wars mentioned in the Bible?
Little off topic but now that you mention it people should write a(modern) horror movie inspired by the bible. (Not based since Christians would protest and atheist would scoff) It really would be neat
nooooooo the Bible is for everybody! it's the most pure thing ever! everyone is so nice in it! kings aren't beheaded and have their bodies tied to a wall! children aren't murdered in a town! innocent people aren't inflicted with plagues! its PG family friendly! it deserves all the ads!
Now in June 2022, the prediction about Minions dying out seems… premature. Sadly.
It’s actually depressing, people don’t care about movies anymore, all they care about is the spectacle, the meme of it all. Illumination isn’t even trying, people saw it anyways. It’s genuinely depressing. Say what you want about a film like lightyear, but I walked out of that film genuinely pleased to see Pixar taking a risk with one of its biggest characters. And it didn’t do as well as the minions continuing to act stupid and wacky for 90 minutes.
@@CountOfMonteCristo_ lightyear was a big L anyways
Ralph: dispicable me 3
Illumination animation: write that down
There's a video of this movie without the minions, and it's actually really good.
Its maybe my favorite trend video
atur chomicz 52 seconds ago
Ralph is just jealous that Minions are taller than him.
#RalphtheMovieMinion
Jeremy Dirr is this a joke?
Doomaring Productions Hmmm, it’s so very hard to tell.
I love that Ralph uses sponge-bob music in the background.
That segment about boomers talking about movies really grinds my gears. I know people with that mindset in real life (usually connected to some neo-conservative church) they are just as a drain as the segment showed them as.
This review is a masterpiece. Is it wierd that the ending made me cry?
Yes. Very.
yes it is daddy Nicky
No. He showed all of these emotional moments from kids movies, and I kinda teared up when I saw the Monsters Inc one. I haven't watched that film for over 10 years, but just seeing that clip made something click in my mind. That's how you know a movie had the effect he was talking about.
not really
it made me tear up hahaha
Aaaaaand, now there's going to be a Despicable Me 3.
God help us all...
What is there left to do in this universe
Where is it confirmed?
WE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!
Zachary Jorgensen fucking kill me by suffocating me with your fucking banana. Or drown me but put the fucking goggles on first. I want to FUCKING DIE
Zachary Jorgensen well the minions only showed up once, maybe there's hope
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i've been coming back to this video for years, and i never realized ralph had a soviet union flag.
I got an ad for the new “minions fart and fire” water gun and I was honestly so floored with disbelief I thought it was part of the video
I honestly feel kinda bad for animators at illumination. They clearly have talent, they can make some pretty visuals and lively animations but they're robbed by poor writers due to the companies bad directors, and are also weighed down by low budgets compared to pixar. I feel like the illumination team with new writers and a not so stingy lead director, could really do amazing things.
Well, Illumination is one of the worst mainly for what they do: they make Cheap and Safe movies to get the most out of so little effort. The first Despicable Me actually did have a little care and heart, while they gave FAR less effort to every other movie. They give more effort into researching how to pander to the Lowest Common Denominator abd advertising than into the true film. With such knowledge, their films mostly feel so clinical, as if it they were made by an algorithm.
I feel like Minions is a good movie - when you take the actual minions out of it.
Literally everything about the minions aside from those dumb yellow creeps is great.
@@bowtwohd6752 What? But the minions are the movie
@@Saulgoodman67677 Exactly
Apparently the employees are treated very well, so none of their movies are Sausage Party situations at least
I’ve also seen concept art for their films and freelance art from people who work at Illumination and it honestly looks pretty good
Who knows maybe one day Illumination will make their own SPIDERVERSE or something
I got a minion ad before this video....
I want to die
reads *I want to die* in a Idubbz voice.
Guynimator the Terrible
"I have crippling depression "
SΞTH Thank you Minions, now I hate the Pirates of Pinzance.
SΞTH have a knife 🔪
So did I......shameful!
I still can't get over the media calling the Lego Movie "anti business". The entire character President Business is based off of the father of the kid who was playing with the Legos. Same hair, same suit, same tie... Same everything.
It's related to business in the way that his dad uses the lego sets for model displays, but other than that President Business is just a silly exaggeration of how the kids father doesn't want him to mess around with the Legos he uses. All that information is given to you very clearly... _Near the end._ And that's what they didn't see.
Did anyone else notice the USSR flag on the corner of his room in the minion name game?
Didn't Planet Sheen teach us that comedic side characters should NEVER be a main focus?
apparently not to hollywood
well puss in boots was good
Puss wasn't comedic relief. He was a fleshed out character that stood out the same way as Shrek and Donkey. It would make sense that he got something. The Penguins in Madagascar are close to the same thing, too, and they worked well, but they also had their own character. If your only trait is being the relief, you shouldn't be a main character.
Harley Quinn: I beg to differ
I hate it when adults consider childeren "feeble" and "fragile"
If a kid watches cartoon slapstick violence on TV then that doesn't mean their going to grow up to be rambunctious violent psychopaths.
Right I mean I watched _Akame ga kill_ when when I was what, 8? 9? Something like that and I'm not a murderer...if anything stuff like this has made me realize how horrible murder and things like it are, I think they really helped me grow into the person Person I am. These are things that were actually showed in episodes.
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Jalenjala Sad these people are basically the reason Tom and Jerry died.
Jalenjala I played a 18 rated game when I was ten but that didn't affect me in any bad way
LegendaryMarston yeah me too. I've seen heads explode so many times as a kid and it didn't effect me. In fact when I see stuff like that now I don't get affected by it. It did me a favour.
Plus, it's pretty natural for kids to wrestle and slap each other around. Especially siblings. Why would anyone think slapstick 'damages' the poor ~*children*~. Take a chill pill.
We’re not gonna talk about how we literally watch a minion get HUNG
I remember seeing this in theaters and really liking it, but literally an hour later i could not remember a damn thing from this film.
The Spongebob music would have made this movie that much better
OCEAN MAN
Jacob Hawkes OCEAN MAN. ISN'T. SPONGEBOB MUSIC. UGGGH
Some SpongeBob music-tracks are sometimes played in Ren and Stimpy
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This legitimately terrified me. The minions basically just doomed these guys to become mentally deficient failures
Jesus christ
Well I would want to be broken if I was forced to dance with minions
That's what Illumination would love to do you, kids!
Economic Vase398 exactly
That montage of people discouraging deep themes in media intended for children sounded like strawmen made by someone who hates the argument. But it wasn’t. It was completely unironic and serious. Which makes me deeply disappointed in our species.