If the Bemperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 7: Space Game Pain

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  • @mimtis9740
    @mimtis9740 3 роки тому +1731

    ALFA LIVES "STOMP STOMP"

  • @binturongjustice
    @binturongjustice 3 роки тому +7170

    "stop ruining the galaxy"
    "no."
    lore summary speedrun.

    • @basedjumper6167
      @basedjumper6167 3 роки тому +75

      This

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 роки тому +110

      I just read the first part as being said by The Emperor, and the Second by Rogal Dorn, like in one of those episodes.

    • @TheSpearkan
      @TheSpearkan 3 роки тому +58

      40K or Stellaris?
      Both.

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheSpearkan Oh you haven't seen the Interim Coalition of Governance yet. These fuckers will make the Imperium look like Disneyland by comparison.

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast 3 роки тому +17

      In 40K, the galaxy was pretty much fucked before humanity ever reached the stars. funny thing? If humanity hadn't gone imperium, it's likely that Orks lead by beasts would have overrun the galaxy.

  • @NukaLemonade
    @NukaLemonade 3 роки тому +1401

    When Kitten realizes he's basically playing as the Tau.

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 2 роки тому +89

      @The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg my lord....please...just leave it be

    • @TheGamer2351_
      @TheGamer2351_ 2 роки тому +73

      Minus the forceful integration and possible mind control.

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +155

      @@TheGamer2351_ The idealistic Tau before GW retconned them because of whining "Muh Grimdark" fans

    • @Buttsmcgee069
      @Buttsmcgee069 Рік тому

      @@TheWarmachine375 Still better than idealized blue space commies.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 Рік тому +16

      Look up the Interex.

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 3 роки тому +2272

    What I got from this video:
    Eldrad learned nothing from the birth of Slaanesh.
    Emps learned nothing from the Horus Heresy.
    The Deceiver has an actual reason for what he’s doing.
    Boy has not only achieved everything Horus did, but has outdone Horus.
    The fantasy role play characters are still around.
    Vulcan is a frog pirate.
    The only hope for survival is for everyone to stop fighting and be friends.
    And everyone’s collective opinion on that option is best summarized as “Fuck that shit”.

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 2 роки тому

      @The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg
      ..you know im not gonna lie im pissed that boy outdid me and this dick rubbed it in my currently thanosed face. also he's not wrong by the way you learned nothing since your idiocy.

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 2 роки тому +82

      also for the record,you not telling people about your ideas is a stupid habit,even for malcadors shenanigans.

    • @ranndom_name8767
      @ranndom_name8767 2 роки тому +29

      The horus heresy all over again heheheheheheh

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 2 роки тому +18

      To stop grimdark you should wipe them all and be a powerful good guy.
      For Warhammer 40000 it's really tripe.

    • @emperorthybal5224
      @emperorthybal5224 2 роки тому +18

      the second i saw vulkan in this video i thought of orks

  • @gamingweeb2-842
    @gamingweeb2-842 3 роки тому +2679

    Let’s be xenophobic, it’s really in this year

    • @bash5271
      @bash5271 3 роки тому +364

      Lets find the nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear

    • @mq7447
      @mq7447 3 роки тому +102

      let's find a slimy nasty alien to fear

    • @arthurrebello919
      @arthurrebello919 3 роки тому +58

      Let's find an ugly slimy alien to fear

    • @AragornRespecter
      @AragornRespecter 3 роки тому +242

      Theres no more cutsy stories bout ET phoning home

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 роки тому +56

      There’s no more cutesy stories about ET phoning home

  • @TheNorthHawk
    @TheNorthHawk 3 роки тому +553

    "That is my very funny name."
    - Prime Mineral Rogus

    • @GamePandaXXL
      @GamePandaXXL 3 роки тому +19

      You have to love Rogal, there is simply no way to hate him

    • @skylordalex927
      @skylordalex927 3 роки тому +18

      @@GamePandaXXL Tell that to Perturabo

    • @GamePandaXXL
      @GamePandaXXL 3 роки тому +5

      @@skylordalex927 Ok yeah there is one way.
      When you are an envious little child with a lot of daddy issues

  • @NG-gy6iv
    @NG-gy6iv 3 роки тому +3995

    I like the fact that the Emperor has learned literally nothing

    • @intorsusvolo7834
      @intorsusvolo7834 3 роки тому +142

      I was hoping his brain would still be exposed :9

    • @AnIdiotsLantern
      @AnIdiotsLantern 3 роки тому +374

      He learned to stop calling himself “god-king.” He’s now “not-god King.” That’s sorta the only change.

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan 3 роки тому +232

      @@AnIdiotsLantern I beg to differ: back when the Emperor was still alive, his doctrine could be best described as 'militant atheism'; heck, he bashed Lorgar for worshipping Emperor as god!

    • @Rhysman30
      @Rhysman30 2 роки тому +93

      In Lore he was betrayed in like 2500BC, by his then War Master. So no, he really doesn't. Source book: Mortis.

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 2 роки тому +14

      Cause it’s fun… until it isn’t.

  • @twat3789
    @twat3789 3 роки тому +3627

    “You have slain a man so callously, so horribly, I don’t even know who that one dude was yet I’m so fucking angry” - the 40k community

    • @malevolentntt8005
      @malevolentntt8005 3 роки тому +83

      They never kill anyone. Kill Abaddon after he kills Mephiston.

    • @johnwicked1132
      @johnwicked1132 3 роки тому +88

      This has a whole new meaning now...

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 3 роки тому +49

      @@johnwicked1132 yes. Yes it does. *Tear*

    • @lordwetrustl7080
      @lordwetrustl7080 2 роки тому +42

      @@michellewilt4479 Ollanius Pius is canon once more

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 2 роки тому +13

      @@lordwetrustl7080 But didn't they make him a perpetual or something?

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 3 роки тому +4220

    Kitten is playing like a Tau. Shadowsun would be proud

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 3 роки тому +331

      To make that statement, you must have balls so massive that the Adeptus Custodes' seem like used tic tacs

    • @tobyharrison4702
      @tobyharrison4702 3 роки тому +149

      Hello nice to see you here. And yes it is very appropriate that he is playing just like them. ( but between you and me Don’t say a word to anyone as I don’t want a power spear through my head)

    • @doombybbr
      @doombybbr 3 роки тому +143

      Tau would try to take over other worlds via subversion. Kitten just didn't get involved.

    • @fyka2902
      @fyka2902 3 роки тому +115

      NOT CANON!

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 роки тому +84

      @@doombybbr I wouldn't call how they work subversion. Just... Massive use of carrot and stick:"oh, you're planet is STARVING? Well well gladly give you as much food as you need (as long as you pay us massively back later, when everyone who agreed to this died long ago or join us) *300 years later* oh youd rather join us than pay us a moon? What a surprise!"

  • @Skycrafter0607
    @Skycrafter0607 3 роки тому +970

    "ANYONE WANNA GET CUCKOLDED IN CRUSADER KINGS?" "YEEEEEAH"
    I died.

  • @yissnakkjr8230
    @yissnakkjr8230 2 роки тому +268

    Just realized that Prime Mineral Rogus having his immersion broken and experiencing intense trauma is the actual Rogal Dorn breaking character behind his PC whilst having Horus Heresy flashbacks.

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 місяців тому +25

      The trauma is worse since Boy caused the Horus Heresy reenactment.

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 4 місяці тому +17

      Oh god i feel so bad for rogal, i never even thought of of that. This is probably going to require a long trip to the magic pain glove

  • @Codric
    @Codric 3 роки тому +4035

    If TTS is on hold, I'd really like to see this turned into a series

    • @tefras14
      @tefras14 3 роки тому +350

      And technically the lore would be theirs so no grubby corporate drone will come knocking

    • @Omnomface
      @Omnomface 2 роки тому +241

      @@tefras14 Shit, Paradox'd get a joygasm from this..

    • @paolof.6899
      @paolof.6899 2 роки тому +164

      Paradox loves free press

    • @pazourek86
      @pazourek86 2 роки тому +158

      i would wholeheartedly welcome a Stellaris TTS series, This is the way

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 2 роки тому +88

      Stellaris has literally 0 lore, except for like the end game crisis's and the possibilities of the precursors
      So yeah they are safe

  • @jorgedeanoperez316
    @jorgedeanoperez316 3 роки тому +3935

    "HEY, ANYONE WANNA GET CUCKOLDED IN CRUSADER KINGS?!"
    Please, PLEASE let this be a setup for a sequel. Paradox, Alfa, everyone, make it happen!

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 3 роки тому +286

      just imagine what the three custodes are gonna do...

    • @KenshiImmortalWolf
      @KenshiImmortalWolf 3 роки тому +385

      WHO TAUGHT BOY THESE WORDS!?

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 3 роки тому +233

      @@KenshiImmortalWolf Probably prolonged exposure to the Custodes and Emps playing these sorts of games.

    • @Schinak
      @Schinak 3 роки тому +147

      @@KenshiImmortalWolf Seems Rogal's power fist is going to be seeing some fresh blood

    • @mcchicken1849
      @mcchicken1849 3 роки тому +11

      Amen.

  • @anangrymarine9174
    @anangrymarine9174 3 роки тому +2604

    "Leave my galaxy or super die!"
    -Man-Emperor of the Manperium of Man

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 3 роки тому +90

      You mean the Not-God-King Supreme?

    • @anangrymarine9174
      @anangrymarine9174 3 роки тому +46

      @@QuaestorL well yes...but actually no

    • @AwesomeBlueDie
      @AwesomeBlueDie 3 роки тому +11

      literally the man

    • @fyka2902
      @fyka2902 3 роки тому +23

      "But... We're hungry"
      - Hive fleet Leviathan... I mean "the Swarm"

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому +1

      NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR GALAXY! COMMANDER SHERIDAN

  • @tenebrisnarud9738
    @tenebrisnarud9738 2 роки тому +723

    "Are you enacting a power fantasy?"
    "Yes"
    "I assume it includes not sitting?"

    • @GeneralSturnn
      @GeneralSturnn Рік тому +67

      Stop ruining my immersion!

    • @Ark_Kane112
      @Ark_Kane112 Рік тому +50

      @@GeneralSturnn Stop ruining the Galaxy!

    • @BadassHater1
      @BadassHater1 Рік тому +33

      Horus: "Wow. Even i couldn't kill him THAT hard"

    • @GreMnMlin
      @GreMnMlin Рік тому +12

      It was so out of pocket I love it

    • @thedevilsadvocate788
      @thedevilsadvocate788 6 місяців тому +1

      "EF U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CEE KAY!"

  • @mastertadakatsu
    @mastertadakatsu 3 роки тому +905

    Loved how the Emperor just ragequits and goes to play Harvest Moon. That and Rogal Dorn is playing and having fun playing a Lithiod.

    • @AnIdiotsLantern
      @AnIdiotsLantern 3 роки тому +52

      Face it we all want to the the Biggest E play Animal Crossing

    • @Delendar90
      @Delendar90 Рік тому +27

      He got the shroud contract thing with the end times entity. Boosts everything for a few years then u lose everything and get a colony on some far corner called Exile. All nations hate u for calling the end times and omce it appears it basically consumes everything. Aint really that hard to fight though if u dont let it snowball, if u do everyone loses tho.

  • @gonotgentleman
    @gonotgentleman 3 роки тому +1520

    When ROGAL DORN calls you “boring”.

    • @buckmoonmedia5113
      @buckmoonmedia5113 3 роки тому +23

      Indeed

    • @PuppetMasteronVHS
      @PuppetMasteronVHS 3 роки тому +24

      Yes

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 3 роки тому +96

      Beneath bis bimpenetrable bexterior, Brogal Born besires biolence band benocide.

    • @PuppetMasteronVHS
      @PuppetMasteronVHS 3 роки тому +77

      @@DISTurbedwaffle918 Stop putting B’s in front of words it defiles the Humanly tongue!

    • @MidWitPride
      @MidWitPride 3 роки тому +41

      There's nothing fun about logistics and infrastructure.
      **hides away all the Cities: Skylines expansions i have bought**

  • @M3talB3ak
    @M3talB3ak 3 роки тому +3757

    Best retelling of the 🅱️orus 🅱️eresy I've seen yet

    • @beemus1827
      @beemus1827 3 роки тому +320

      NOOOO STOP PUTTING B-s in front of established words it defiles the holy human tounge and it is not kek it is big CRINGE

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 3 роки тому +202

      @@beemus1827 Buck Bou

    • @Former_Halo_Fan
      @Former_Halo_Fan 3 роки тому +107

      @Criss Poyner I feel like Bion Bel'Bonson is also underdeveloped. He spends some time hanging out with Boboute Builliman and Banguinius, then burns some worlds offscreen, before being betrayed by his second-in-command.

    • @dnietsche-f
      @dnietsche-f 3 роки тому +53

      @Criss Poyner Bhagatai Bhan is a buckin' blave in Bommorrag now, right?

    • @user-nk8ft3nn8z
      @user-nk8ft3nn8z 3 роки тому +27

      If the Bemperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 7: Space Game Pain
      lmfao

  • @filwilliamson9149
    @filwilliamson9149 3 роки тому +1054

    I just realized that Santodes uses a literal blockchain to block people.

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 3 роки тому +959

    "There is NO narrative to drive us to the brink. Only SWEET BEAUTIFUL SETTING." That one hit home.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Рік тому +52

      "Fuck you Games Workshop" in so many words.

    • @smile-tl9in
      @smile-tl9in Рік тому +20

      I am confused about this.
      i have a question for the warhammer fan. Fantasy and 40K. If i remember end time in fantasy is a shitstorm everyone hated. And currently the 40K setting recently came out of it's perpetual stasis and seems moving toward it's own version of the end time. Is this what the necroid not-deciever is referencing here ? The writer aiming to screw everything in order to retcon the whole verse ? Is he being meta ?

    • @vadandrumist1670
      @vadandrumist1670 Рік тому +35

      @@smile-tl9in Yes, he is being meta and referencing the End Times of Warhammer Fantasy. Seems to also have been his thing in TTS proper.

    • @TotallyNotAlpharius
      @TotallyNotAlpharius Рік тому +39

      @@smile-tl9in Yeah, the Deciever here actually represents a section of the 40k fan base, who are now absolutely terrified of lore progression of any kind due to The End Times, and also how they handled AoS, so a lot of people actually would rather keep 40k as it currently is, unresolved plot holes and all, rather than “go straight down the End Times pit”

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 11 місяців тому

      Also keeping in mind that this entire series exists as a pretense to justify a tabletop game about perpetual never-ending war.
      So the status quo will be maintained as long as that group of fans can be milked. But it's starting to get to the point where people who want to "get the hell on with it already" are outnumbering the people who just want stasis.@@TotallyNotAlpharius

  • @erichunsaker4969
    @erichunsaker4969 3 роки тому +1542

    I love how Boy went Horus Heresy 2.0 and just blew up humanity's homeworld.

    • @SleepySlann
      @SleepySlann 3 роки тому +388

      In other words, he's a better Horus than Horus.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 3 роки тому +224

      @@SleepySlann if Horus had Necron jump drives, the HH would also be very very short

    • @erichunsaker4969
      @erichunsaker4969 3 роки тому +126

      @@SleepySlann Which is a terrifying thought

    • @hiddenshadow2105
      @hiddenshadow2105 3 роки тому +37

      You know, it just occurred to me that we never learnt Boy's actual name.

    • @WASDLeftClick
      @WASDLeftClick 3 роки тому +74

      Doesn’t matter, the Emperor decreed that his name is now Boy.

  • @FredrikKnudsen
    @FredrikKnudsen 3 роки тому +12337

    Thank you for letting me play Eldad the Immersion Ruiner. I'm still not over the fact that I had to be directed to sound even more pompous than I normally do.

    • @sosomadman
      @sosomadman 3 роки тому +260

      Pompous? Ha, you didn't sound pompous

    • @minos7ss572
      @minos7ss572 3 роки тому +208

      You sound great mate

    • @MountainScottsman
      @MountainScottsman 3 роки тому +381

      You nailed ''long suffering privilege".

    • @Catman2030
      @Catman2030 3 роки тому +178

      Fucking ELF. You did great, you would make a GREAT ELF in another life. But you cannot be an ELF this time.

    • @absolutelyyousless7605
      @absolutelyyousless7605 3 роки тому +85

      ...Am I to presume you will *RETURN* to voice more in the future?

  • @kek105
    @kek105 3 роки тому +659

    me playing stellaris in single player: DEATH TO THE XENOS THE MUTANT AND THE HERETIC!!!!!!
    me playing stellaris in multiplayer: wanna be frens and join the fren federation?

    • @thetheory6159
      @thetheory6159 3 роки тому +111

      My multiplayer playstyle is literally "leave me alone. I own 10 systems and am quite happy with them. Go fight someone else."

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 3 роки тому +47

      Yeah it was like that, now with espionage every mp game is just like f-ing AmongUs... It's so funny to play the Trustworthy-non-Deciever-Ally-Friend while prepearing the fleets to jump two neighbouring capitals at once just as soon as the planet killer is finished)))

    • @shriekingskeleton
      @shriekingskeleton 2 роки тому +6

      @@thetheory6159 Xenophobic Fallen Empires in a nutshell

  • @Pink_Noodle
    @Pink_Noodle 3 роки тому +1425

    This is legally distinct enough to become a new series; or at least serve as a basis for one if so desired

    • @JamesTobiasStewart
      @JamesTobiasStewart 3 роки тому +85

      Yeah I feel like this accidentally became a solid proof of concept.

    • @nerdydude1.882
      @nerdydude1.882 3 роки тому +45

      Praise be the not god king supreme!

    • @ScreentimeNOR
      @ScreentimeNOR 2 роки тому +19

      @@nerdydude1.882 of the Battlemace 1 000 000 universe

    • @unknowncommenter6698
      @unknowncommenter6698 Рік тому +10

      @@ScreentimeNOR Battlemace 42M, kek

  • @kunomuller7423
    @kunomuller7423 3 роки тому +735

    "I trust you to lead the Crusade in my stead."
    Oh no...

    • @memesterjohnson1402
      @memesterjohnson1402 3 роки тому +23

      Is this deja vu I sense?

    • @MathMasterism
      @MathMasterism 3 роки тому +64

      Chaos gods: "How many times must we teach you this lesson old man!"

    • @hiddenshadow2105
      @hiddenshadow2105 3 роки тому +18

      I literally thought 'Oh no' as it dawned at me what is going to happen.

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 3 роки тому +8

      I realized who Chaos was before they even got to that point. He was giving me chaos vibes.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 3 роки тому +1

      I realized that the second he was introduced.

  • @aegis9292
    @aegis9292 3 роки тому +685

    I love how kitten is playing like his one true enemey
    The tau

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 3 роки тому +93

      Minus the expansion caste system, and mind control

    • @bgcvetan
      @bgcvetan 3 роки тому +44

      Kitten ain't Etherial Drug addict.

    • @patrickmcginty3234
      @patrickmcginty3234 3 роки тому +58

      @@Audiotrocious So Farsight Enclaves then?

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 3 роки тому +11

      @@patrickmcginty3234 ... possibly tbh have they even been elaborated on like at all in the lore?

    • @ammarpratama1207
      @ammarpratama1207 3 роки тому +9

      I actually related his empire to Ultramar

  • @mastsh12
    @mastsh12 3 роки тому +403

    I love that Boy is one of those cute molluscoid species who ALWAYS seems to go nuclear Gandhi but are so adorable you feel bad about attacking them.

    • @chriscones583
      @chriscones583 3 роки тому +19

      I miss Nuclear Gandhi.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 3 роки тому +21

      Yes. I definitely didn't make a galactic conqueror of death and destruction based off of boy's race. All hail The Plarian Collective

    • @Casandraelf
      @Casandraelf 3 роки тому +7

      a molluscoid? i legit thought it was a joltik!

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan 3 роки тому +17

      And Vulkan is a small cute gecko lizard that is also known as the stereotype species for Fanatic Purifier empires.

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 3 роки тому +11

      @@Levyafan The words "Vulkan" and "Fanatic Purifying Empire" do get nicely together, given the flame fetish of the Salamanders! xD

  • @captainvalourous6668
    @captainvalourous6668 3 роки тому +973

    I guess that part where Rogal told Big E that he is experiencing intense trauma means that he is aware about the Boy's version of Horus Heresy.

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 3 роки тому +820

    "And my favorite son, Boy"
    Best part of this whole video. Boy is everyone's favorite son.

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 3 роки тому +25

      Whom is funnily voice by a girl.

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 3 роки тому +23

      @@robertsides3626 *glass shatters* and now my conspiranoic senses are in full overdrive, thinking of the dreaful concequences that would be unleashed onto the TTS verse and its community if it is revelead that Boy's gender is not, as his nickname states, a boy, but a girl.

    • @marcinkrz3140
      @marcinkrz3140 3 роки тому +25

      @@ThatGuyUpThere Well maybe yes maybe no
      it's actually a common think in animation to hire a female actress to voice pre-puberty characters (both girls and boys)
      But you probably already knew this and also you will r/wosh me but i am still living it for uninformed

    • @gepettogreco
      @gepettogreco 3 роки тому +8

      @@marcinkrz3140 It would be a funny conversation trying to break it to Boy that Space Marine is not exactly a job women can aspire to.
      (If there ever was such a plot twist in sight.)
      (I don't think there'll ever be, Boy's actress makes him sound like a, well, boy.)

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 3 роки тому +10

      @@marcinkrz3140 Im aware of that, yet think of how devastated Rogal Dorn would be if he couldnt adopt/recruit Boy into the Imperial Fists, hindering them to attain the potential best Chapter Master they could ever have *laughs in mollusc*

  • @LordProteus
    @LordProteus 3 роки тому +2599

    Lets all appreciate that Rogal Dorn stated he was just having fun playing the game.

    • @PatrixBest
      @PatrixBest 3 роки тому +418

      I mean, building space fortresses and managing trade lanes is right down his alley

    • @TheKnizzine
      @TheKnizzine 3 роки тому +129

      Dorn should play Elite Dangerous.

    • @iwillzpwnu5686
      @iwillzpwnu5686 3 роки тому +90

      @@TheKnizzine i could see Dorn joining Federation, Kitten with Allience, and Emps with the Empire (and possibly purging Thargoids)

    • @sophiaisbased9621
      @sophiaisbased9621 3 роки тому +121

      6/10 I had fun
      -Mineral Dorn

    • @Archgeek0
      @Archgeek0 3 роки тому +13

      @@iwillzpwnu5686 Big E: Bask Harder.
      (You're not basking hard enough)

  • @EVER_PRINCE
    @EVER_PRINCE 3 роки тому +236

    I love how the kittys and the Necroids basically go over the debate over if Warhammer 40k should be a narrative or a setting

  • @ontariel
    @ontariel 3 роки тому +163

    "How many layers of parody you want?"
    "Yes"

  • @RtxtDriver
    @RtxtDriver 3 роки тому +4610

    With Kitten's play style, no wonder he dated a tau.

    • @pixelmace1423
      @pixelmace1423 3 роки тому +527

      IT WASNT CANON

    • @MrRetardication
      @MrRetardication 3 роки тому +48

      wat?

    • @Desiremademanifest
      @Desiremademanifest 3 роки тому +423

      Kitten can deny it all he wants, everyone else will still reference it.

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 3 роки тому +257

      Truly, love can bloom.
      Shall I prepare for a visit from the Inquisition or the half-Eldar using smurfs?

    • @quillion0877
      @quillion0877 3 роки тому +60

      @@Desiremademanifest Kitten: I swear to f- It was not canon!

  • @Torlik11
    @Torlik11 3 роки тому +2488

    "I shall call you kitten!"
    "Please do not, we have broken many leashes to be rid of such names."
    Not even 2 minutes in and already the best line ever

  • @AlastorCreations
    @AlastorCreations 3 роки тому +332

    event crisis.199 - for the Swarm - Prethoryn Scourge
    event crisis.1000 - for the Unbidden
    event crisis.2000 - The Contingency

    • @lukalovric2463
      @lukalovric2463 3 роки тому +14

      Who/What are the Ubidden? I do not play the game but i might buy it in the future

    • @Hazel_Velociraptor
      @Hazel_Velociraptor 3 роки тому +68

      @@lukalovric2463 essentially chaos, invaders into realspace from a psionic plane of existence

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah, the 3 of them at once _do_ feel like the 41st Millenium. :/

    • @Betrix5060
      @Betrix5060 2 роки тому +30

      Not AI rebellion, the Contengency. WAAAAYYYY worse.

    • @TurnAGundam
      @TurnAGundam 2 роки тому +6

      @@Betrix5060 As someone who hasn't yet played the game, may I ask how so?

  • @qetiogusliriope7436
    @qetiogusliriope7436 3 роки тому +381

    Rewatching this after TTS's hiatus hits different.

  • @mercenarygundam1487
    @mercenarygundam1487 3 роки тому +1261

    Ain't this the perfect Sanguinala gift.

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 3 роки тому +38

      Merry Slaaneshmas

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 3 роки тому +19

      @@phantomwraith1984 Thst counts too

    • @ich1873
      @ich1873 3 роки тому +4

      Dif iz ac... acu... TOTALLY ORKY

    • @DemonicEngineer
      @DemonicEngineer 3 роки тому +13

      @@phantomwraith1984 Slaaneshmas is fucking dead-dead!
      Merry great horned rat day everyone-one!

    • @Thegreatman203
      @Thegreatman203 3 роки тому +4

      @@DemonicEngineer whoop whoop

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +680

    *"I shall call you KITTEN"*
    Oh no, Kitten really can't escape from that name huh xD
    *_Haha funny scream heresy crusade oppress and KIIILL"_*
    Welcome to the Warhammer 40k world xD

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 3 роки тому +3

      I like to create trade federations while working on a singularity. Mechanicus boys are fun.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 3 роки тому +768

    There are three types of Stellaris players, the pacifist, the “haha funny warhammer” copy paste, and the genuinely interesting semi role player.
    I am none of these
    I am just incompetent
    Edit: holy shit wait this is just what the video is about I made this comment before I watched it all

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 2 роки тому +62

      There are also meta-builders aka Empire of Neverending Maths

    • @Medievalneckbeard
      @Medievalneckbeard 2 роки тому +52

      Don’t forget a minmaxer type, also known as “DuDe, StOp aCtuaLly rOlEplAying! why didn't you choose a xenophile materialist like me?” guy. Those players are even more unbearable than Imperium-wannabes and r/atheists playing as synthetics.

    • @uGuardian4
      @uGuardian4 2 роки тому +29

      @@Medievalneckbeard Like, I play xenophile materialists just because I find them fun, but it's not like it's any fun if everyone is playing them. Hell, some of the fun comes from the weird dichotomy of a galaxy having one of those and militarists elsewhere. (and watching all the slaves of a neighboring faction mysteriously end up inside your open borders while you weren't paying attention...)

    • @JoelRiter
      @JoelRiter 2 роки тому +7

      All glory to the space bird communists! Yea... I'm the pacifist who likes to pretend to be the semi interesting role player.

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 Рік тому +11

      Pacifist: Boring, but practical
      Imperium of Man wannabe: Fun to play as, not fun to watch
      Actual role players: if you enjoy an interesting story, better invite these people to your next stellaris game.

  • @foreignfat6009
    @foreignfat6009 Рік тому +82

    I love how ROGAL and VULKAN called kitten playstyle boring. That has to be the worst insult ever. The most bland and friendliest lifeform calling you boring. Ouch.

    • @YouthRightsRadical
      @YouthRightsRadical 8 місяців тому +16

      They are still their father's sons, and are thus both sore losers.

  • @hendrikmaus3575
    @hendrikmaus3575 3 роки тому +1640

    I love how this implies
    A: Vulcan and Corax spend their downtime on the Crusade playing Video Games
    B: Everyone played Stellaris with two literal gods.

    • @mirceavalentinmarcus9066
      @mirceavalentinmarcus9066 3 роки тому +202

      Well, this would also explain why the story hadn't progressed until they got a better computer, couldn't handle the endgame lag

    • @Demongordon
      @Demongordon 3 роки тому +77

      yes the god emperor and boy

    • @dazeyndrowsy
      @dazeyndrowsy 3 роки тому +65

      @@Demongordon Three gods
      The -Necron- Necroid was The Deciever

    • @cactus9277
      @cactus9277 3 роки тому +2

      Jeremy counts as 2?

    • @TheHateCorp
      @TheHateCorp 3 роки тому +16

      @@cactus9277 Jeff, you heretic.

  • @PoorManatee6197
    @PoorManatee6197 3 роки тому +2198

    - So is this warhammer 40k or not?
    - Yes, no, and everything in between.

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 3 роки тому +134

      Basically Stellaris in a nutshell.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 3 роки тому +83

      @@PaiSAMSEN And yet perfectly lampooning 40k at the same time.

    • @DaLkalts
      @DaLkalts 3 роки тому +10

      I read that in Bill Wurtz voices

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 3 роки тому +7

      Well yes, but actually no

    • @Strategiain
      @Strategiain 3 роки тому +1

      Yesn't

  • @kristiantumber1564
    @kristiantumber1564 3 роки тому +287

    I just realised that Not-God Emperor's daughter is the shaman mage queen from their fantasy role play session in special 6 well played Bruva Alfafusa... Well played...

    • @janedanchinova7072
      @janedanchinova7072 3 роки тому

      I'm a little bit confused - is supposed to be representation of Magnus?

    • @saultdog1603
      @saultdog1603 3 роки тому +46

      @@janedanchinova7072 No she is the literal character that big E was playing in the dice rpg episode. It ended with the surviving player characters being warped into the 40k verse. They presumably are all just chilling in the palace.

    • @sumelar
      @sumelar 3 роки тому +2

      Celestial Shaman Queen to YOU, dwarf!

  • @jagnestormskull3178
    @jagnestormskull3178 3 роки тому +228

    The only flaw in this nigh-perfect work was that it didn't include Magnus.

    • @jagnestormskull3178
      @jagnestormskull3178 2 роки тому +9

      @Imperiatoris Which one? The only sorcerers in this video that I can think of are Eldrad/Eldad and the Celestial Shaman Queen/Celestial Space Wizard.

    • @Devastator21
      @Devastator21 Рік тому +11

      I thought magnus was the guy who said integration complete and something else about anecdotes or something

  • @cryptosporidium1375
    @cryptosporidium1375 3 роки тому +1483

    Who knew the emperor loves Josuke so much while playing Stellaris.

    • @krism.6598
      @krism.6598 3 роки тому +131

      Araki often says Josuke is his favorite character.
      Araki comfirmed for another of the Emperor’s alter egos. It would explain why he doesn’t age.

    • @themachinegodomnissiah2146
      @themachinegodomnissiah2146 3 роки тому +15

      This is what the emperor used to do on his past time

    • @nowhereman6019
      @nowhereman6019 3 роки тому +6

      Reminds me more of Steg from Steven Universe.

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition 3 роки тому +5

      @@krism.6598 this is now cannon

    • @blocherxk6618
      @blocherxk6618 3 роки тому +6

      Best jojo

  • @AragornRespecter
    @AragornRespecter 3 роки тому +879

    Emperor is the man who saved Josuke when he was 4

    • @jorgedeanoperez316
      @jorgedeanoperez316 3 роки тому +44

      Oh my Manly Emperor, you're right!

    • @numanbuyuk940
      @numanbuyuk940 3 роки тому +16

      Horrific Terra... I think you're right.

    • @thephilifluffy1838
      @thephilifluffy1838 3 роки тому +12

      is
      IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

    • @jorgedeanoperez316
      @jorgedeanoperez316 3 роки тому +38

      Oh shit. OH SHIT. I REALIZE NOW!
      THE EMPEROR SAVED JOSUKE TO HAVE HIM USE CRAZY DIAMOND TO RESTORE HIM TO HIS FORMER GLORY

    • @SmolTerribleTornado
      @SmolTerribleTornado 3 роки тому +4

      He also gave mista crippling tetra-phobia

  • @xaviercaldero8631
    @xaviercaldero8631 3 роки тому +149

    Gee dubs new policy: exists
    Everyone: *You ruined my immersion*

  • @KittysInu
    @KittysInu 3 роки тому +146

    15:16 literally asking Alucard who would need billions of corpses

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 3 роки тому +11

      And Cell.. i think

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude 3 роки тому +11

      @@NameName2.0 same actor

  • @TimGaastra
    @TimGaastra 3 роки тому +2989

    "don't you see? no horrible game-ending plot, just glorious SETTING!" meta-commentary on point...

    • @antoinecyr2833
      @antoinecyr2833 3 роки тому +153

      Well I mean this is true, but the end time that we know wasn’t good writing , it wasn’t a satisfying end. ( Especially compare to this video.)

    • @tobymoore2185
      @tobymoore2185 3 роки тому +14

      That’s how we will die

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature 3 роки тому +72

      And it's also perfectly in line with the deceivers aim for the "real" galaxy

    • @carlodagunz
      @carlodagunz 3 роки тому +75

      Just as Papa Nurgle would have wanted. Stagnancy.

    • @thestabbybrit4798
      @thestabbybrit4798 3 роки тому +38

      You know things are bad when even the "Trustworthy" is shitting on 8th / 9th.

  • @noctusdoesthings
    @noctusdoesthings 3 роки тому +709

    🅱️emperor of 🅱️oy's 🅱️ulbous 🅱️empire

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 3 роки тому +18

      Bwo bgot brecked by bthe God-Emperor!

    • @OrificeHorus
      @OrificeHorus 3 роки тому +23

      🅱️enemy!

    • @Dumb-Comment
      @Dumb-Comment 3 роки тому +6

      Bop booping Bs binfront of Bwords

    • @crimsononaut_in_space
      @crimsononaut_in_space 3 роки тому +10

      🅱️ersey

    • @furiouspusher1756
      @furiouspusher1756 3 роки тому +7

      @@OrificeHorus *HEY!* Would a 🅱️enemy be contacting you to drop off a counter crusade’s worth of resources?

  • @clayisahottie
    @clayisahottie 3 роки тому +150

    So after Kitten's death, the Emperor's rage and sorrow literally warped all of the reality of the 42nd Millennium into this all new reality where Kitten has become an actual alien kittenkat that drinks milk. Makes sense.

  • @AbsolutelyWill93
    @AbsolutelyWill93 3 роки тому +202

    In light of recent events, I watched this video out of mourning. However…
    If this is the future of TTS, then someone remind me to bring my sunglasses bc
    **it be bright as frick BOOOOIII**

    • @jtlego1
      @jtlego1 2 роки тому +9

      Hell I’d be down for it if they jump between Hunter The Parenting and turn *this* into a full-fledged series alongside it.

  • @lordadorable1140
    @lordadorable1140 3 роки тому +2273

    Okay, this was what I got from this:
    1. Humanity went the way of the imperium because emperor.
    2. Space elves ODed on aspirin
    3. Vulkan is a frog.
    4. Entire game was caused because the Necroids needed constant conflict to survive.
    5. The cats are expert organisers
    6. A 40k channel managed to get a major gaming company other than Geedubs to sponsor them.

    • @Crusader-Ramos45
      @Crusader-Ramos45 3 роки тому +152

      Don’t forget Corvus Corax as a buzzard. Also Vulkan is a newt.

    • @noblebork7444
      @noblebork7444 3 роки тому +38

      And Tzeentch is a necroid who cheeses game mechanics for fun

    • @Katrik3571
      @Katrik3571 3 роки тому +113

      @@noblebork7444 That was the deceiver. The undead army (Necrons) should have been a good clue.

    • @deadeye4435
      @deadeye4435 3 роки тому +24

      @@Katrik3571 oh so the Deceiver is a god of Necrons? it hasn't really been told by alfabusa yet

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 3 роки тому +41

      @@deadeye4435 he is one of the surviving ctan, and was mentioned early on when TTS had Emps give the history of everything

  • @fishsing7713
    @fishsing7713 3 роки тому +3083

    When Rogal Dorn, the ROGAL 'roleplay-as-waiting-a-month-for-taxation-for-renovation-and-harvest-season-in-the-castle-called-'castle'-which-overlooking-the-town-of-'town'' DORN called you boring....

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 3 роки тому +244

      He just wanted to roleplay a city builder it's not that strange just needed to get into the roleplay aspect more and it could be fun sorta like an TTRPG Harvest Moon.

    • @jhalilxvii
      @jhalilxvii 3 роки тому +157

      He seems like the kinda guy who would love Cities Skylines

    • @recurvestickerdragon
      @recurvestickerdragon 3 роки тому +85

      The irony is that he was doing the exact same things, and complained about the lack of stability to emps. Sore loser

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 3 роки тому +72

      @@jhalilxvii
      But in city skyline you can’t be invaded by an enemy army so uou can’t test glorious defenses

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому +11

      jesus christ...i cant tell whats more buyrning, that or the time that one primarch swallowed an entire star

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 2 роки тому +35

    “BEMPEROR of BOY’S BULBOUS BEMPIRE” always makes me crack up.
    And I can’t believe Boy swears now. He really is the Arch-Traitor 2.0.

  • @nicholascerillo4000
    @nicholascerillo4000 3 роки тому +151

    Boy’s tiny face inside the armor reminds me of Lucas the Spider

  • @colby1398
    @colby1398 3 роки тому +1019

    The Deceiver is right though. The story can never be allowed to progress beyond constant, never-ending war or the setting and game are done. You can't have a winner or it's all over.

    • @Guymanbot97
      @Guymanbot97 3 роки тому +243

      I feel like that was sort of a meta commentary on how Warhammer Fantasy Battle ended, and how 40k fans fear a similar fate will happen if the plot goes too far.

    • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
      @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 3 роки тому +108

      Daniel Silva
      And if The Deceivers last appearance on the channel was any indication, this exposition dump at 16:58 is probably a Freudian slip of his _real_ endgame regarding TTS...

    • @shotgunjustice9605
      @shotgunjustice9605 3 роки тому +63

      @@Guymanbot97 End Times are not Canon, Total War Warhammer and Storm of Chaos are
      Archaon is still cooling off his groin after Grimgor kicked him in the balls with a Nat20

    • @lcmiracle
      @lcmiracle 3 роки тому +35

      @@shotgunjustice9605 AoS is heresy, long live the 9th age!

    • @timedraven117
      @timedraven117 3 роки тому +73

      Eh, 40k has the Age of Apostasy, the war of the Beast, the Horus Heresy, and more events. The plot moving on is not an issue. Destroying the setting by having Chaos or Tyranids win is. There will always be more battles, new heroes, more technology, and a future ahead. The "bad" guys can win, and they can win big, but it has to be balanced with a glimmer of hope for the other side to regroup and return.

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 3 роки тому +524

    D-did BOY JUST KILL THE RANDOM GUARDSMAN THAT TURNS UP EVERYWHERE!? IS HE FINALLY DEAD!?

    • @overlord4404
      @overlord4404 3 роки тому +118

      I think its a reference to Ollanius Pius

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 3 роки тому +29

      @@overlord4404 I know but maybe he's gone?

    • @michasalamon8315
      @michasalamon8315 3 роки тому +25

      Nah. This one had a mustache. IRS a different dude.

    • @AROBASPARK
      @AROBASPARK 3 роки тому +14

      The Guy is omni present ... and that was likely his in game avatar. Seems he joined the game too.

    • @ekkovaan2261
      @ekkovaan2261 3 роки тому +1

      *narrows eyes* Why are you saying that as if its a good thing?

  • @phillipmele8533
    @phillipmele8533 3 роки тому +65

    I keep coming back to this, and even if I’m reading wayyyyyy too hard into it, the Deceiver as an analogy for folks who don’t want the setting of Fantasy/40K to change all that much is so good.

    • @Farscryer0
      @Farscryer0 3 роки тому +4

      This was the comment I was looking for. You got it in one.

  • @purgejmi
    @purgejmi 3 роки тому +207

    The fact that this parody of a parody has a real chance of one day being the only video on this channel, makes me not wona buy Total War Warhammer 3.

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 2 роки тому +4

      What does TW Have to do with It? Its not Their fault the original creators of the setting are assholes now

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 2 роки тому +4

      @@inserisciunnome they still earn money.

    • @Fiskarsmurfen
      @Fiskarsmurfen 2 роки тому +4

      @@inserisciunnome Buying Total Warhammer still gives GW money for licencing unfortunatly.

    • @sepalmq1229
      @sepalmq1229 2 роки тому +2

      there is a way to play it without giving them money just sayin

  • @Creepershark77
    @Creepershark77 3 роки тому +1299

    So basically at 21:24 the Emperor decided to summon the Stellaris equivalents of the Tyranids, the Forces of Chaos, and the Men of Iron all at once. Good thing he didn't do event fallen_empires_awakening.1, that would've caused the Necrons to awaken and restart the War in Heaven.

    • @joeltrekwars2162
      @joeltrekwars2162 3 роки тому +80

      The Necron Shard vs the Eldar Guardians?

    • @playwars3037
      @playwars3037 3 роки тому +74

      That would have been awesome. I actually find the War in Heaven to be scarier than the crisis, but that's mostly because I'm used to the old updates, back when decadence wasn't a thing and they just steamrolled everyone if you didn't murder Awakened Empires quickly enough.

    • @accessdenied5998
      @accessdenied5998 3 роки тому +17

      For me contigency more like the awakening of necron, unbidden = chaos, scourge = space locust

    • @DwarfyDoodad
      @DwarfyDoodad 3 роки тому +1

      @@playwars3037 I mean that's who the Most Trustworty One was playing as. Hence the "Necroids" name, and how they were robbing graves.

    • @playwars3037
      @playwars3037 3 роки тому +5

      @@DwarfyDoodad No, he was just playing as a Necroid from the DLC, and a parody of the necron. Not as a Fallen or Awakened Fallen Empire.

  • @RabbiHerschel
    @RabbiHerschel 3 роки тому +466

    I love how Alfa managed to do this entire video without *once* saying anything that would infringe upon GW's copyright.

    • @Chronomaton
      @Chronomaton 3 роки тому +78

      Beresy

    • @Helem5XG
      @Helem5XG 3 роки тому +25

      The King of humankind and his archangels of end

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 роки тому +6

      How would him giving them their proper names and such break copyright if he's technically already doing that?

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony 3 роки тому +27

      @@jacthing1 i think because this is a sponsored video

    • @eliezercohengoldberg1381
      @eliezercohengoldberg1381 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah lol

  • @thequaquman6563
    @thequaquman6563 Рік тому +21

    it’s been 2 years and im still not over the death of the frightened guardsman

  • @Korraganitar
    @Korraganitar 3 роки тому +81

    You know, I just realised that the Deceiver was basically standing in for everyone who hated the End Times for Old World Warhammer and the resulting Age of Sigmar.

    • @Medievalneckbeard
      @Medievalneckbeard 2 роки тому +17

      But End Times were trash. This is the main problem why everyone hates how FB ended

    • @Korraganitar
      @Korraganitar 2 роки тому +4

      @@Medievalneckbeard hey, I didnt make a judgement one way or the other. For myself, i liked some stuff in there, but disliked other stuff, and honestly preferred the feel of FB over AoS. At the same time, i get why some people feel that End Times was bad.

  • @blakemonway
    @blakemonway 3 роки тому +1033

    The fact that Rogal is a Lithoid makes too much sense.

  • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
    @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 роки тому +340

    My gods... The Emperor has the Shaman Queen with him... You can't tease us like this without having more planned, Alfa you glorious kremlin

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner 3 роки тому +70

      And she is reacting just about the same way as anyone in a medieval level society would using technology.

    • @zuluactual839
      @zuluactual839 3 роки тому +16

      Just as planned

    • @recurvestickerdragon
      @recurvestickerdragon 3 роки тому +28

      The surviving members of the tabletop game did wind up in the TTSverse at the end of their video

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 3 роки тому +6

      @@recurvestickerdragon but we never see any of them again until till now

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner 3 роки тому +8

      Wise One1494 Well we saw the Gorger Lord, but thats because he is a Custodes.

  • @501ststormtrooper9
    @501ststormtrooper9 3 роки тому +97

    I didn’t know that Kitten was just the T’au.
    Edit: Must’ve gotten that attitude from his *GIRLFRIEND*

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 3 роки тому +5031

    "Stop ruining the galaxy!"
    "NO!"
    That's a moment I can get behind and fully endorse. Great job all round, really enjoyed this!! :D

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 3 роки тому +83

      I didn't expect to see you here, hello!

    • @Ant100mc
      @Ant100mc 3 роки тому +43

      ALL HAIL JEFF!

    • @Wormy_fren
      @Wormy_fren 3 роки тому +42

      Hey it's one of my favorite UA-camrs.

    • @doubt3430
      @doubt3430 3 роки тому +7

      Ah so you're here too i se

    • @infodeprived3119
      @infodeprived3119 3 роки тому +10

      didnt expect Lath, very epic!

  • @leonardhollsten8145
    @leonardhollsten8145 3 роки тому +2822

    I like how the solution was "don't kill everyone, befriend them instead".
    And everyone reacting with disgust. Because it is 40K.

    • @koatam
      @koatam 3 роки тому +233

      and have a strong defense incase differences become irreconcilable.

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 3 роки тому +185

      even in Stellaris, most of the time you befriend someone to get access to resources/passage, exploit for your own gain, or to just use as meat shields and or distracting cannon fodder for when you go to war with others

    • @leonardhollsten8145
      @leonardhollsten8145 3 роки тому +139

      @@jeremybk54 But that's just basic diplomacy.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 3 роки тому +75

      ...also because it's real life.a diplomacy victory in stellaris is LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

    • @thetuerk
      @thetuerk 3 роки тому +28

      Or 40K nerds towards the tau in general

  • @Beretta249
    @Beretta249 3 роки тому +36

    21:09
    Just noticed D.E.R. Space Elfs are doing rather well for themselves. Previously they were so small and remote in the galactic NW that they were barely visible. Apparently when they're not the catalyst for their own extermination they function rather efficiently.

  • @jefferycrouse4652
    @jefferycrouse4652 3 роки тому +32

    Stop ruining the Galaxy has a different feeling behind it after today

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 3 роки тому +349

    12:09 *the planet broke before the walmart brand emperor's ego did*

  • @Loreofw0rlds
    @Loreofw0rlds 3 роки тому +2952

    "Oh no. I gave him Jump Drives."
    -The Emperor of Mankind, M30

    • @dragonllig790
      @dragonllig790 3 роки тому +140

      The not-god-king-supreme

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 3 роки тому +63

      New 40K theory - if Horus did not have warp drives, would the Heresy still have happened?

    • @SixthHouseRecords
      @SixthHouseRecords 3 роки тому +3

      more like M2

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 роки тому +28

      The chaos gods probably would have helped them out in some way shape or form. The warp is their domain after all.

    • @joshuaarnett762
      @joshuaarnett762 3 роки тому +48

      I CACKLED at how boy was way better at the heresy than Horus.

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 3 роки тому +244

    _Just gonna copy and paste this comment I made on another video ‘cause I find this especially relevant in regards to current affairs…_
    Actually, you wanna know something I find pretty confusing about this? So the developers of the game _Stellaris_ hired and paid Alfa to produce a _Stellaris_ special. All the characters there was basically ported over from the usual TTS, but the only connections to 40k are the assumption that it’s everyone playing the actual Stellaris game from their own universe. My point is that, _If Alfa’s channel, god forbid, gets taken down, Wouldn’t the Stellaris developers be within their rights to press on with legal action, considering a property of their own, that they personally approved and financed, has been directly attacked/affected by GW as collateral damage?_

    • @arclite2008
      @arclite2008 3 роки тому +55

      Maybe, maybe not, but Alfabusa was pretty clear that's the kind of thing he wants to avoid.

    • @eugenicsfan6899
      @eugenicsfan6899 3 роки тому +22

      Yay!!!! Corporate War !!

    • @michaelscott6022
      @michaelscott6022 2 роки тому +20

      (Not a lawyer, but my two cents):
      Alfa doesn't seem to be connected with Paradox, makers of Stellaris, beyond this one video. It looks to be a simple, one-time gig, not an ongoing contract, so there's not much of an argument that GW is hurting Paradox's profits, even indirectly. And if Paradox did try anyway, the characters in the video could be argued to be loosely based on characters loosely based on GW property, which may or may not be grounds for a countersuit of infringement. In short, there isn't really enough here to make an argument either way, it would just end up wasting more time, money and effort than would be gained.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 роки тому

      @@eugenicsfan6899 _Chippin' In plays faintly_

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 2 роки тому +1

      YEAH POLITICS!

  • @UltimaShadows
    @UltimaShadows Рік тому +10

    “Stop ruining my immersion.” Is now the go-to for when TTRPG quirks I relate to are remarked upon.

  • @knightofthecouch1673
    @knightofthecouch1673 3 роки тому +462

    "HEY, ANYONE WANNA GET CUCKOLDED IN CRUSADER KINGS?!"
    "BLEEAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!" - Such poetic sentences that made me almost piss myself from laughter
    Marvelous.

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 3 роки тому +13

      The kind of poetry you can only expect from Jeff.

    • @onatyungul872
      @onatyungul872 3 роки тому +1

      I LOVE THAT LINE... OMFG it is so relatable...............

    • @skeletonlord5255
      @skeletonlord5255 3 роки тому +1

      That broke me and some of my bones fell of to

  • @TheGCRust
    @TheGCRust 3 роки тому +453

    Boy being Horus fills me with conflicting emotions. The fact this pretty much was TTS Horus Heresy Abridged I will never now NOT to hear Horus' fall to Chaos as "Everyone is leaving meeeeee!"

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 3 роки тому +33

      Don't you get it, man?
      Boy IS Horus, reincarnate. Or rather, the person who was overridden by the Arch Traitor formed to wear him, his body and his mind like a condom.
      The most successful of the Emperor's sons, finally acknowledged as Boy by the man too angry to die... and filled with regret. We heard him banish a daemon through pure will, for Terra's sake. That's just how bullshit the closest stage of human evolution to the Emperor is. And amidst all that... he just wanted to be a kid. Relatively normal, but still good enough to get by.

  • @THB192
    @THB192 2 роки тому +10

    It's great to see Alfa working with a rights holder who *understands what they just fucking won*.
    It's like GW just tossed a fucking gold bar into Paradox's yard.

  • @kaynealexander4993
    @kaynealexander4993 3 роки тому +44

    Eldrad playing video games while Magnus summoning Ynnead lol

  • @thegreatcommandeyone349
    @thegreatcommandeyone349 3 роки тому +1348

    "HEY ANYONE WANNA GET CUCKOLDED IN CRUSADER KINGS?"
    - Boy
    dear god-emperor

    • @nicholascerillo4000
      @nicholascerillo4000 3 роки тому +93

      YEAGH!!!! 👁 👄 👁

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 3 роки тому +110

      Reading "Inquisitor/Draco" by Ian Watson has affected him

    • @VekhGaming
      @VekhGaming 3 роки тому +38

      @@Mrkabrat You are correct and I hate it.

    • @MetalKing1417
      @MetalKing1417 3 роки тому +34

      Dorn: Father, Do you have any idea who taught him this word?

    • @thomasloyal4525
      @thomasloyal4525 3 роки тому +3

      @@MetalKing1417 you mean her

  • @abimanyuputra5185
    @abimanyuputra5185 3 роки тому +655

    "Harvesting on this Moon"
    So Not God King Supreme rage quit and start playing Harvest Moon?

    • @Kirkmaximus
      @Kirkmaximus 3 роки тому +59

      I think it was more of a Thanos reference. Right?

    • @hiddenshadow2105
      @hiddenshadow2105 3 роки тому +7

      Yes!

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 3 роки тому +31

      @@Kirkmaximus that was my initial thought. It could easily be both XD
      "You couldn't live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me..." ~ Emps, probably.

    • @0cedced
      @0cedced 3 роки тому +7

      @@Shadethewolfy I mean Thanos is probably some random xeno who tried to copy the emperor sooooo

    • @captainvalourous6668
      @captainvalourous6668 3 роки тому +17

      @@Kirkmaximus
      Its both Napoleon and Thanos reference 😅

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays 3 роки тому +174

    Holy fuck, it just occurred to me. The Emperor is fine with re-enacting the Horus Heresy and so on because he's accepted it and wants not to forget. So, having seen it play out ahead of time before and also having the benefit of hindsight come after, he wills to keep going through the motions for the sake of mourning, remembrance and personal regret. And Rogal knows this and joined him in it, if the scene where he carries the Celestial Shaman Queen, his character, to safety while she was all but nearly dead.
    Well, we all have our ways of remembrance. Maybe he takes after the Harlequins more than we thought.

    • @Skullkan6
      @Skullkan6 3 роки тому +27

      He did ragequit once he realized what happened

  • @overseer5660
    @overseer5660 2 роки тому +11

    "We have declared war on the nauseating, abominable contemptible, loathsome, revolting, despicable, inexplicable vile foul, reprehensible misbegotten Xenos."

  • @thecasual283
    @thecasual283 3 роки тому +5752

    Kitten: *Plays as a federation builder with multiple empires in peace and achieves a major campaign victory
    Shadowsun: *”I made a terrible mistake”*

    • @snappyclam7587
      @snappyclam7587 3 роки тому +762

      *NOT FUCKING CANON*

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 3 роки тому +123

      Too late!
      Kill the xeno!

    • @MaxUltimata
      @MaxUltimata 3 роки тому +641

      What was she *THINKING?!*

    • @Koronak
      @Koronak 3 роки тому +358

      His buildings even look vaguely Tau. (Note I never played Stelleris though.)

    • @wyvernnemecek595
      @wyvernnemecek595 3 роки тому +186

      This is why she’s gonna come back to him in the very near future!

  • @user-rm3qj9mb2b
    @user-rm3qj9mb2b 3 роки тому +2829

    Alfabusa: Makes Stellaris video with nice animated characters.
    Steam workshop mod maker for Stellairs: Oh yessss......

    • @Am_Yeff
      @Am_Yeff 3 роки тому +321

      If i dont see a 🅱️lorious 🅱️oys 🅱️empire mod on the workshop in the next month i will be disappointed

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому +34

      "animated"

    • @sliestwheel
      @sliestwheel 3 роки тому +68

      @@Am_Yeff unfortunately no one has done it yet, i'm pissed

    • @justindalton8701
      @justindalton8701 3 роки тому +38

      @@sliestwheel my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruin

    • @sliestwheel
      @sliestwheel 3 роки тому +28

      @@justindalton8701 if Paradox releases a free dlc with the portraits I will be happy

  • @Dalipsingh111111
    @Dalipsingh111111 3 роки тому +23

    "By the Yarn!" - Space Kitten

  • @austinryder2622
    @austinryder2622 3 роки тому +85

    Now who's going to make a mod that adds these as leader portraits

  • @dionwoollaston5717
    @dionwoollaston5717 3 роки тому +675

    This is what the emperor was talking about when he said "fourth degree, interdimensional warpfuckery"

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 3 роки тому +3071

    These character designs are incredibly cool and striking for a one-off parody of a fan web-series.

    • @barthvader95
      @barthvader95 3 роки тому +369

      Every once in a while I remind myself that this started with one rigid cutout talking to a text-to-speech device and remain in fucking awe of how far it went.

    • @jonasribeiro2001
      @jonasribeiro2001 3 роки тому +89

      Lowkey in in love with these designs especially boy and big e

    • @RRubicante
      @RRubicante 3 роки тому +30

      @@jonasribeiro2001 Thank you ;v;

    • @twistedkitty
      @twistedkitty 3 роки тому +29

      I would love to see these characters as models in the game ngl

    • @squirrelwarlord2525
      @squirrelwarlord2525 3 роки тому +33

      Bare in mind, these designs (for the most part) are straight from Stellaris

  • @severren1095
    @severren1095 2 роки тому +12

    Guy spawns the Unbidden, the Contingency, And the Prethoryn Scourge all at the same time.
    Naturally they are hostile to each other but if its on x25 crisis. well things get interesting

  • @AnIdiotsLantern
    @AnIdiotsLantern 3 роки тому +29

    Can we appreciate that Polaris paid ThunderPsyker to make “cat lapping at milk” noises.

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 3 роки тому +791

    So is this the TTS characters IN Stellaris setting, or is this TTS characters PLAYING Stellaris?

  • @Tanjou21
    @Tanjou21 3 роки тому +1378

    Let it be known that, despite being in game, Boy told the (not) God Emperor of Mankind, and I quote, "Bake Be Bitch"

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 3 роки тому +125

      Technically that means "Make Me Mitch" Boys name is now Mitch.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 3 роки тому +23

      @@NameName2.0 but he was calling the Not God Supreme a bitch, not himself

    • @kormorgen637
      @kormorgen637 3 роки тому +22

      @@pubcle it could have been Mitch, since Mitch does mean "My bitch" or it could be someone's actual name.

    • @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main
      @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main 3 роки тому +17

      @@kormorgen637 okay I'm not sure your joking with this one
      if you're not?
      Well played.
      If you did?
      More power to you.

    • @kormorgen637
      @kormorgen637 3 роки тому +13

      @@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main I'm not, I saw it on "Law and Order, Special Victims Unit" a woman used it on her girlfriend as a nickname.

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo1204 Рік тому +14

    I had a dream where I watched a brand new Stellaris TTS video. Then I woke up.
    So I am here now to cope.

  • @usf22raptr1
    @usf22raptr1 3 роки тому +40

    Mixing TTS and Stellaris, two of my favorite things... Ugh, I fucking love this...

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict 3 роки тому +233

    The funniest part is how they could re-create the entirety of W40K lore using Stellaris
    including
    > Any filthy xeno species and I mean ANY
    > Tyranids as a crisis
    > Necrons as a crisis
    > Chaos as a crisis ( I mean the actual Gods)
    > Men of Iron event
    > The Imperium as a fallen empire then going full awakened with Bobby G at the helm
    > Fucking 4 different methods of Exterminatus

    • @FlyingMonkeyDeathGod
      @FlyingMonkeyDeathGod 3 роки тому +19

      4 methods of exterminatus?
      - Pox bombardment stance (Virus bombing)
      - Armageddon bombardment stance (good old fashioned orbital bombardment)
      - Planetcracker colossi (Deathstar)
      - Unbreakable planetary shield colossi (aka "I'll just add this planet to my collection" / Trazyn)
      - Neutron sweep colossi (*snap*)
      - Involuntary Cyborgization Colossi (Driven Assimilator only) - which, okay, questionable since it just invades the planet with unbeatable nanomachines
      - Evangelizing Autoconverter Colossi (Spiritualist only) - questionable since it only affects pops.

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 3 роки тому +14

      The men of iron event is a thing, The machiens -can- rebel.
      The war in heaven has the Fallen empires waking up, this can include the Extreme Militarists.
      Chaos can happen, The Shroud has many secrets that will END THE FUCKING CYCLE.
      Tyranids technically exist as a crisis already, with the bio-scourge.
      Necrons too in a way, robots trying to cleanse all life.

    • @memekip555
      @memekip555 3 роки тому +8

      Not forgetting gene warriors

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 3 роки тому +8

      @@memekip555 There's literally a gene seed purification research.

    • @memekip555
      @memekip555 3 роки тому +4

      @@nonya1366 ok but why did you say it like t h a t

  • @MaxUltimata
    @MaxUltimata 3 роки тому +1524

    I also find it funny that the Emperor, Kitten, the Companions, Boy, Rogal Dorn, Corax, Vulkan, a Techpriest, the Tour Guide, Eldrad, The Deceiver and Jeff all decided to play some Stellaris and somehow got into the same lobby.
    Of course, this being the grim darkness of the far future, there's probably only one lobby in the entire galaxy.

    • @Alino-
      @Alino- 3 роки тому +80

      Oh that was the deceiver! I thought it was Vect the whole time. XD

    • @martenkahr3365
      @martenkahr3365 3 роки тому +73

      @@Alino- Huh. And here I was thinking that was Tzeentch or some generalized representation of Chaos, given that Boy was basically Horus 2.0 in this one.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 3 роки тому +109

      The Void Dragon wants to stay in hibernation, but they bribe him with energy so he hosts their every-so-often gaming sessions. He's the only machine powerful enough in the whole galaxy to accurately simulate the whole galaxy.

    • @commanderjason7786
      @commanderjason7786 3 роки тому +47

      @@martenkahr3365 Don't you mean *Borus?*

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind 3 роки тому +9

      With the average time a 4x game could take they should be near enought that most people start their second game so many lobbys should reopen soon for them

  • @tobsw3802
    @tobsw3802 3 роки тому +35

    Wow. Now I want to go buy stellaris. It's weird how that works.

    • @JamesTobiasStewart
      @JamesTobiasStewart 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah around time this video was released, I decided to buy Stellaris. Since then I have played hundreds of hours and bought most of the DLC. Unlike other companies, Paradox has given me no reason to boycott them, so I will continue to buy the DLC & keep playing.

  • @matteoi96
    @matteoi96 3 роки тому +25

    This is the future now! Alfabusa keep going with Stellaris!

  • @Tiglath-Pileser3
    @Tiglath-Pileser3 3 роки тому +348

    Santodes in cat armor might be the closest thing to showing The Lion in TTS that we will get for years.

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 3 роки тому +41

      The Lion is being most catlike and being asleep all this time though.

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 3 роки тому +1

      @@Fordo007 Found the Dorn.

    • @Zero_01084
      @Zero_01084 Рік тому +1

      Given the recent announcements, this is highly ironic