Everyone misses the point of Sundowner, which is funny since he tells it straight to your face. Specifically in the "I'm very in touch with my inner child" line. Every single thing he says or does is in the form of a violence abusing, cruel child. Watch every scene he's in with this in mind and you will see it. it's especially obvious in the train scene in the first level. And in the final fight with him, his weapon is a giant scissor and his shield is literally the "everything proof shield" that asshole kids use to ruin the fun for everyone when they play in the playground. He even refers to it as such with the "I'm fucking invincible" line. Plus, he plays unfair (helicopters and soldiers join the fight).
It really was. Specially spoken by Armstrong. He has red and white blood as a person And blue as someone coming from an elite family. Or might be the gatorade thing as partly cyborg.
Raiden's character development with the influence of Sam is so touching. You can see how he turns from cringe to based throughout the story. That address drop made me cry.
Raiden is naturally cringe and he needs a based person to charge his based battery. Till Solid Snake was alive, it was him that kept Raiden based. Snake died and didn't leave much based source for Raiden. So Raiden had to get based energy from Sam and Sam left him sword with infinite based battery energy that will sustain Raiden for the rest of his based life.
This game is an outlandish Japanese interpretation of an American interpretation of imperialism adapted from an outlandish Japanese interpretation of American imperialism.
I think it was on purpose Gianni is good enough to be able to stifle his laughs, so this was either them using bad takes on purpose or it's armstrong actually cracking up
Nah, Gianni breaks at a lot of his shitposts. Hell, he posted an extended version of his “woman who will actually kill me” video on Twitter, and 90% of it is just him cracking himself up. It’s great.
There are outtakes guys and you can edit those out. Even Leslie Nielsen, who was probably one of the best actors at dead pan comedy, was breaking character when they were shooting Naked Gun. But compared to Priscilla Presley, he needed less time to stop breaking chatacter in ridiculous moments, since he had years of acting experience under his belt.
The "i made it the fuck up" line is funny, but the best one for me is "American imperialism is totally justified because we had a black president once... BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM". Gianni s delivery is just PERFECT
"So if you play Germany you get loads of intense global buffs, yeah?" "Okay, and if you play France?" "Massive fucking stack of debuffs, your whole tech tree is just to get them to go away" "Sounds totally reasonable"
@@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise But France is not that unfun tbh, the early capitulation debuff can be easily taken care of in the foreign policy sub branch and France gets good buffs for air and military. _Playing France just needs you to be experienced. While i do agree that Germany has no debuffs and gets some pretty good buffs from the focus tree, completely dismissing France is a mistake.
"American imperialism is absolutely justified because we had a black president once." Man some of these lines are even better than the ones in the actual game
For monolinguals like me wondering what the non-English chapter names are, the Japanese translates through Google as "I am in despair" and the arabic translates through Google as "The Middle East" The chapter names themselves are great, too. It's such a little detail that so many people would miss, I love it.
worst part is if you go to any video about the mgr armstrong cutscenes people are like "fuck, armstrong makes some good points, we *should* cull the weak! i read this in an ayn rand book once"
Max0r makes best quotes in universe. "Violence isnt an answer, it is a question. AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES!" "Manslaugther doc? I did that shit on purpose!"
Max0r is what every ADHD person dreams to be. Able to complete a project, and put the madness of the ADHD on full display 10/10 would take adderall again
I wonder if Max0r ever discovered there's 200% health you can get, a wig that gives you infinite fuel cells, Sam's sword, upgradable, through chapter 1-7, a body that gives you a lot of grenades, a wooden sword, custom weapons from Mistral, Monsoon, and Sundown, and the ability to do no-damage for that perfect S-rank run
@@harrisonofcolorado8886I understand not realizing 200% health was possible. I never beat my 1st save of the game because of it. Beating Armstrong just became a forever struggle. But for my 2nd save he was a bit easier because I had all of my health cells
“That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?” “My source is that I made it the fuck up.” Literally me when I had an assignment in school
@@tankhead2645 Sundowner is unironically this one villain that seems like most dumbshit idiot to ever live but still somehow is smarter than half of people Raiden met on his great journey to kill first black senator
Took me a year but I finally decided to play the game. What a journey it was. One of the best Singeplayer games I have ever played. Having watched this video beforehand just made me appreciate the game even more. You really captured the essence of the game perfectly
It never fails to amaze me how you can blend perfectly original jokes and jokes outright stolen from ifunny and still make a hilarious video. It's genuinely impressive.
The fact that the original dialogue is so insane that a 20 minute shit post from 9 years later has to make a distinction between what is and isn’t original shows how perfectly this game aged.
I mean, Sam was cybernetically enhanced. He had an entire cyborg exoskeleton, like Gray Fox. However, Sam was entirely human under that exoskeleton, except for his sword arm. Raiden by comparison is only the upper half of a head above the jaw and a spinal cord. Basically, Sam still has a penis and Raiden doesn't have a penis.
Idk about Armstrong. that line with "and nothing is more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world" definetly seemed to have very much so let it out.
I don't make the market for ganyu jack. gambling is a part of who we are.....i just market it to sexy children....laughed my ass off...and that rooftop dialogue with the preschool not being enough for both of them....Max0r makes absolutely great scripts... I can hear them struggling not to laugh...Children are cruel and i love minors , being able to hear the laugh when he says love. Man...this dude made me laugh my ass off even when i played mgr:R , dmc 5 and Ace.....he's just a gem....
I swear to god a writer for this game was a time traveller and when they wrote "sussy Jack" in the script someone assumed they meant saucy instead I'm going to assume it's the same writer responsible for MGS2's ending
@@QuakeGamerROTMG if im not mistaken, it's a reference to the actual Jack the ripper who would sometimes refer to himself as 'saucy jack' in his letters.
The fucking "The truth then. Us politicians aren't so trustworthy... We'll steal, make shit up, even lie to our voters!" "That's Crazy" "I know, it's very hard to believe." Is the greatest scene ever crafted!
in this duel between 2 equally matched swordsmen, between 2 veriusly diffrent speeds, its up to us to defeat the weakest brazillian male.This guy is out here making the rainforest look like a (FFFF) joke, and the best part is there is no (Extra game mechanics). No minions. No shields and no Monsoon telling me about (FFFF'ing) among us, its just you. The sunset. *AND THE SOIL* ^Tacobell^ and (Blessed Fecees) Raiden disarms wham slam bam Sam, Which causes him to lose his Mc(FFFF'ING) Marbles and this somehow makes the fight harder. I mean he straight up punches you like he is in yakuza. Hey Raiden look at this cool bug i found *Vineboom* Oh Raiden. No need to flip out. This guy has thunder thighs more powerful then *THE* *POWER* *GRID* Sam will test *EVERY* *SINGLE* *NEURON* *IN* *YOUR* *CORPUS* *CALLOSUM* With unrelenting and dangerous attacks ?Strong enough? to burn a hole in my aderall supply. Its not a drug problem, its a drug solution. And thats just phase 1, god help ?you/me? When he picks that sword back up..... Guess i don't have a choice. I challange you to a debate -What the (FFFF).No -*'dies of cringe'* So Raiden goes to inspect his kill like a cat only to realize that he has no cibernetic enhancements. This man dunked on raiden *HARDER* *THEN* *KOBE* After he threw a AVU In to the air By juicing, Raiden steals his Crifford the big red sword, with a 5 star gacha rating And a 33.5% Crit rate. Raiden you have a motorcycle why are you sprinting there?
The funny thing is that’s not even that crazy of and joke, it’s like someone created a learning algorithm and gave it only memes and modern internet content/culture to learn from, then creating a yt channel for it and telling it to explain games using only what it’s learned. Which is risky because that could have ended with a irl skynet that decided humanity needed to be immediately annihilated after spending an hour on the internet but thankfully it looks like it became what we now call Max0r instead.
@@bookertdewitt5630 Naw man, skynet is not a problem, the worst that could happen is the AI realizes how fucking retarded its creators are and gets depressed and tries to off itself.
@@khora3845 For a horseshoe crab maybe, but not for a human. Biology textbooks color oxygen deprived blood as blue for convenience - to easily distinguish between arteries and veins. But, worry not, your blood and arteries/veins are always red!
Rarely can you see a game where if there wasn't a prompt every time Max0r used *ACTUAL IN-GAME DIALOGUE* people who never played the game would never be able to tell the difference.
13:43 I love how Armstrong tries to cover the fact that he’s been listening to idolmasters, but I also love that he set the volume to where Raiden can hear it from maybe 10miles away on the ground
@@RANDOMGUY-id2zh Mitsuboshi by Honda Mio/Hara Sayuri. It technically isn't Idolmaster as its from the Cinderella Girls, a branch of the main series and Idolmaster usually refers to the Allstars AKA the OG girls from 765Pro.
17:57 I just fucking lost it. Senator Armstrong did a lot of things during the boss fight, but he never cracked a joke that stupid and I am so thankful that you rectified that mistake.
L00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L thats so funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They’re UA-camrs and Internet personalities, they hardly qualify as professionals (except maybe Gianni). However, Max0r’s scripts are insane regardless.
15:10 "This battle is a classic case of wait him to do anything, just like Congress. And like Congress, when he does do something, it usually hurts you" I don't know why, but this line always cracks me up
12:22 the best thing about the “raiden leaving sunny like a bad father.” Is that while she isn’t his child, he does actually have a child who he is actively avoiding.
@@ArcCaravan And I imagine it'd be a bit awkward to suddenly show up one day like "Hello son, I am your father. I haven't been in your life before because I'm a cyborg ninja and I killed the president."
Well blood, when in the body, does alternate between red and blue (oxygenated and deoxygenated), and it does contain white blood cells… so he’s just perfectly normal.
i feel like Max0r writes this stuff but never tells or shows the VAs until recording their lines. so we get their genuine reaction as they're recording.
What's even funnier is that a good 20% of these lines are actually just mildly changed dialogue from the game such as the part around "This isn't my sword" and "Fuck this 24/7 spew"
It would forever remain as one of the most legendary games of all times and nothing can change that and sadly all those good old days would never be back 😞
@@ultimatechad8738 the good old days where the famous gacha games were the generous ones with companies that cared about their fandom more than anything?
This comment is especially funny to me, since until watching this today I thought the "my source is I made it the fuck up" exchange was from the actual game, and believed it 100% without issue. I was waiting for the "actual 4Kids dialogue" notice to pop up, but it never did.
So basically Mistral is twitch Monsoon is a redditor, 4chan user and any other meme filled website Sundowner is Genshin a player Sam is just based Armstrong is Nano machines
YAAY! Thank you , Max0r for allowing the auto-captions again (from some point onwards YT only allowed me to see "localised" subtitles - which weren't half-bad but they made searching for a specific part of the video virtually impossible).
" Thats a nice arguement senator , why dont you back it with a source " " MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP " This was the best part im still laughing *HELP*
Fun fact: when I first watched this review I genuinely thought the part where he says and "this isn't my sword" was a joke made my Max0r and not actual in game dialogue
the dialogue in the game is so bat shit insane and unpredictable that you dont even know which part of he dialogue is in-game and which is of the video
I think it's a psychologycal effect of seeing the memes, until at one point that we thought the original content is edited because we saw the meme thing first Just like me founding out that Monsoon actually said "MEMES, DNA OF THE SOUL" i thought it is edited
@@asteisdrakos "I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now… Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword." There's also a few times previously where he does, indeed, say his sword is a tool of justice.
>"I'm fucking invincible"
>Easiest boss once he losses his shield
This had to be on purpose
Fun fact: With some blade mode animation cancels, you can actually juggle him, even before breaking the shields. :D
Im pretty sure it is.
Im pretty sure it's easier with his shield
I cheese him with dystopia, never had to get close to him when he exploded
Everyone misses the point of Sundowner, which is funny since he tells it straight to your face. Specifically in the "I'm very in touch with my inner child" line.
Every single thing he says or does is in the form of a violence abusing, cruel child. Watch every scene he's in with this in mind and you will see it. it's especially obvious in the train scene in the first level.
And in the final fight with him, his weapon is a giant scissor and his shield is literally the "everything proof shield" that asshole kids use to ruin the fun for everyone when they play in the playground. He even refers to it as such with the "I'm fucking invincible" line.
Plus, he plays unfair (helicopters and soldiers join the fight).
“My source is that I made it the fuck up”
An amazing line
sad that armstrong didn't go "thanks for noticing"
Bro, are you high?
Let me check...
...Yes.
HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!!
ngl raiden's voice would be amazing for postal guy's voice
@@jujuteuxOfficial Oh my God... That VA and Max0r sound so much alike, its amazing, lol
"Even in death, he's on crack"
"My blood is red white and blue, Jack. I wonder what color yours is."
This line unironically goes HARD.
It's just blue, particularly Glacier Freeze Gatorade
Seriously it’s a fantastic line. I can imagine President Funny Valentine saying it too
It really was. Specially spoken by Armstrong.
He has red and white blood as a person
And blue as someone coming from an elite family. Or might be the gatorade thing as partly cyborg.
@@feffermickel He would say that considering he has scars in the exact shape of the American flag on his back for some reason.
@@iantaakalla8180
Valentine upon hearing about Jesus’ corpse:
*is for America? 👉👈*
Raiden's character development with the influence of Sam is so touching. You can see how he turns from cringe to based throughout the story. That address drop made me cry.
Raiden is naturally cringe and he needs a based person to charge his based battery. Till Solid Snake was alive, it was him that kept Raiden based. Snake died and didn't leave much based source for Raiden.
So Raiden had to get based energy from Sam and Sam left him sword with infinite based battery energy that will sustain Raiden for the rest of his based life.
He becomes a family guy.
@@tiaaaron3278 what the actual fuck
@@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278No no, he’s got a point.
"My blood is red, white, and blue, Jack, I wonder what color yours is."
That's actually a really fucking sick line.
For real, it could actually be in the game
Another cool line is "Manslaughter doctor? I made it on purpose"
Raiden " it's red, you should see a doctor"
@@kevincandelario2573 A Doktor*
@@regretgames5580 it might help the doktor with his credit card debt
Sometimes I forget that most geopolitical problems could have easily been solved with Clifford the Big Red Sword.
"the big red stab wound"
How is your commment a day ago??????
@@fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219 Patreon, jack!
@@fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219 Patreon-machines son! They recive a video in response to money-based trauma. You can't comment before them Jack!
thousand-degree sword
“That’s a nice argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source”
“My source is that I made it the fuck up”
100% something Armstrong would say
most honest internet debate lord
Best part of the whole video
Still better than most twitter arguments
The Patriots be like
Source?
9:36 It’s still funny how Sam looks like he’s actually saying that in-game
lowtiersam
This game is an outlandish Japanese interpretation of an American interpretation of imperialism adapted from an outlandish Japanese interpretation of American imperialism.
interpretationception
Wait, so the garbage liberal ideals of anti-imperialism came from Japan? God dammit, screw them and their political meddling!
@@drstrangelove307 Lazy bait.
No that’s just how our senators are
@@drstrangelove307 bait
"now every game is worse because they don't have this."
Metal Gear Rising in a nutshell, really.
Me seeing Raiden do the foot sword thing for the first time
Sequels in a nutshell.
Halo is awesome. But it got worse when the sequel introduced dual wielding.
I fucking love how Armstrong's actor just cannot handle the absurdity of his own lines
Its definitely a shock considering the memes Gianni voices
I do not understand how Gianni, of all people, could not handle these lines. Has he not seen his own videos?
I think it was on purpose
Gianni is good enough to be able to stifle his laughs, so this was either them using bad takes on purpose or it's armstrong actually cracking up
Nah, Gianni breaks at a lot of his shitposts. Hell, he posted an extended version of his “woman who will actually kill me” video on Twitter, and 90% of it is just him cracking himself up. It’s great.
There are outtakes guys and you can edit those out.
Even Leslie Nielsen, who was probably one of the best actors at dead pan comedy, was breaking character when they were shooting Naked Gun. But compared to Priscilla Presley, he needed less time to stop breaking chatacter in ridiculous moments, since he had years of acting experience under his belt.
2:24 "So after expunging the records of Overwatch 2"
Well that aged really well. I guess it was Raiden's fault, and not Blizzard's!
The "i made it the fuck up" line is funny, but the best one for me is "American imperialism is totally justified because we had a black president once... BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM". Gianni s delivery is just PERFECT
truly, his proficiency is *heart* warming
@@raydiiradiusf i hear another goddamn pun...
That's Gianni? Holy shit this video just became 100x better for me
That’s why Raiden’s the best,@@WheatDos . He always wore Armstrong’s heart on his sleeve.
@@raydiiradius (crushes heart) (seizure-inducing montage)
He actually pulled it off without a nanomachines joke, fucking legend
I'm just a little surprised we didn't get anything from Armstrong about playing college football
@@jormilos at some cushy Ivy League school?
That's how you know he's a professional.
@@theamazingmr.shovelman8328 Try the University of Texas!
I'm surprised he didn't say "This is real ingame dialogue" for literally everything in the last fight
"you're not cringe, you're just f*cking racist" absolutely golden
And best of all it's still basically an actual ingame dialogue
Can't call someone racist if said person can change their ethnicity at will.
@@QuaestorL NANOMACHINES SON
@@signer0001 NanoRacists, son
@@zartasrn its harden whan expose to other skin colours
The line 'the room is so goddamn oriental its killing dolphins' never ceases to get me
Jack : What's a gun/ What the fuck is a sword?
Also Jack : *A SUCCESS OF A NATION IS DETERMINED BY MATERIALISTIC AND SOCIOECONOMIC FACTORS*
Jack needs to read a fucking book
He's just high not stupid.
“Even though your Iq is the room temperature of alaska”
@@almabatekert_villanykorte3387 what the fuck is a book
LISTEN KID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A MCDONALD'S DOES
"I'm a Nazi"
"There's so much Hearts of Iron to play!"
So many deep fucking cuts in these and THIS is the one that gets me...
"So if you play Germany you get loads of intense global buffs, yeah?"
"Okay, and if you play France?"
"Massive fucking stack of debuffs, your whole tech tree is just to get them to go away"
"Sounds totally reasonable"
@@hazukichanx408 Just like the majority of unfun and or hard nations in HOI4,
“It’s historically accurate!”
@@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise But France is not that unfun tbh, the early capitulation debuff can be easily taken care of in the foreign policy sub branch and France gets good buffs for air and military. _Playing France just needs you to be experienced. While i do agree that Germany has no debuffs and gets some pretty good buffs from the focus tree, completely dismissing France is a mistake.
@@nazeerkhot3651 Fair.
Timestamp?
"American imperialism is absolutely justified because we had a black president once."
Man some of these lines are even better than the ones in the actual game
half black*
BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM
@Nisa Suharni I don't give a shit
@Nisa Suharni why in the world did you pick this video out ANY video on this site to post that shit?
@@John-Stark It's a bot.
For monolinguals like me wondering what the non-English chapter names are, the Japanese translates through Google as "I am in despair" and the arabic translates through Google as "The Middle East"
The chapter names themselves are great, too. It's such a little detail that so many people would miss, I love it.
the chinese says
“i don’t have a girlfriend”
and
“i want die” respectively
Thanks I've been looking for this
14:25 Raiden arbitrarily saying "Amogus" in the middle of Armstrong's speech fucking sends me every time
HAHAH SAME
*A m o g u s*
It's that deep voice as well
“All just petty distractions so that real men can get down to business.”
“ *A u M O N G U S* “
And i love the voice in wich i say it
Armstrong's triple whammy puns at the end only makes his passing all the more heartbreaking.
"♥ by Max0r"
Bruh
Armstrong didn't have any grudges against Jack for killing him, because he got senator's respect. And also Raiden stole his heart
what can we say...
other than it tugged on our heartstrings, as it did his.
Amstrong really opened his heart to Raiden, huh?
We are all basically war criminals now, and death is too good for us.
That situation really called for a triple bypass...
im fucking sobbing over the fact that the entire armstrong bit is only slightly exaggerated
Parody Armstrong makes more sense to me than actual Armstrong.
Genuinely lmao
the only difference with Armstrong's speech was that he changed the metaphor from Politics to Social media and that made it BETTER!
Snap into a slim Jim
-president torso-tough
worst part is if you go to any video about the mgr armstrong cutscenes people are like "fuck, armstrong makes some good points, we *should* cull the weak! i read this in an ayn rand book once"
Max0r makes best quotes in universe.
"Violence isnt an answer, it is a question. AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES!"
"Manslaugther doc? I did that shit on purpose!"
The first quote is like at least 12 years old
"Violence is never the solution. It's a question, and the answer is yes."
I gotta use that sometime.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama, in tumblr user Kumagawa's dream
@@ajvark Of beasts huh? I guess you could say that makes it the...
*RULE OF NATURE*
@@Oppen1945 The last part of Attack on Titan,more or less 🤣🤣
That's what "It has to be this way" basically fucking says. Lol
I use that phrase all the time
Max0r is what every ADHD person dreams to be. Able to complete a project, and put the madness of the ADHD on full display 10/10 would take adderall again
As someone with adhd yes
Can confirm
yep
Has ADHD. Con confirm.
Can confirm
“Manslaughter doctor? Heh. I did that shit on purpose”
Is unironically so hard of a quote
@@thatoneguy487 Just report ‘em
Then Millias theme plays. Just a little ironic
I wonder if Max0r ever discovered there's 200% health you can get, a wig that gives you infinite fuel cells, Sam's sword, upgradable, through chapter 1-7, a body that gives you a lot of grenades, a wooden sword, custom weapons from Mistral, Monsoon, and Sundown, and the ability to do no-damage for that perfect S-rank run
He played on normal mode so probably not.
How do you get 200% health? I was so far able to get 140% health.
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 You have to use blade mode on the weird blue chests around the game. Dunno about the last 100% though, still stumped on that
@@harrisonofcolorado8886I understand not realizing 200% health was possible. I never beat my 1st save of the game because of it. Beating Armstrong just became a forever struggle. But for my 2nd save he was a bit easier because I had all of my health cells
“That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?”
“My source is that I made it the fuck up.”
Literally me when I had an assignment in school
Works Cited
Me
"I cant go to prison raiden"
"why because you play genshin?"
"no raiden im a nazi"
underated line lmfao
And the follow-up "Where are you going??? There's so much hearts of iron to play!"
"I'm gonna not-see you in a second"
**commits helicopter jump**
And they are say german man isn't funny
Honestly has the same comedic hilarity of “oh who the fuck am I offending, the Nazi’s?!”
@@Double_D__ as a hoi player, I can verify this statement
Armstrong: "Have you ever harassed a minority?"
Raiden: "No"
*Blade Wolf the first time he met Raiden: "Known sex offender spotted."*
Pretty sure woman are not a minority
@@jonathanwells223 it probably shifts back and forth over the years, technically. Rounds to like, half, but it can't always be on the nose
He harasses minors, not minorities
@@openaardvark419 Sundowner Gaming
Maybe that has something do with his VA having been accused of sexual harassment.
"God helps you when he picks up that sword again"
Best line ever
I love how Sundowner’s VA could barely keep himself together.
Who wouldn’t laugh after being given the line “sussy jack”
@@iotaku that's armstrong, sundowner is the gacha player
@@ev1450 the one using the kids for gacha yes?
@@iotaku let me check
yes
@@ev1450 it takes a real M̶V̶P̶ MAP to say "Kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of 12." with a straight face.
The fact that Sundowner was a gacha player and Armstrong was voiced by Gianni was the icing on top of the cake, that was a great video and laugh Max.
Gianni was the best choice. Hell, the ONLY choice for Armstrong
I know Armstrong sounded familiar
Gianni is a better Armstrong va than the actual Armstrong va
You know a game is good when it already memes the ever-living hell out of itself,and then max just cranks it to 1000%
Nah nah it was rimmy saying "IT'S ALL WEEB SHIT" got me
Honestly, Sundowner saying "I love minors" is something I could see him saying in the game.
Half the time sundowner says anything, it feels like a parody of a comically evil villain
@@tankhead2645 "Kids are cruel Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child."
Kids are cruel, Jack, and *_I t o u c h k i d s_*
@@tankhead2645 Sundowner is unironically this one villain that seems like most dumbshit idiot to ever live but still somehow is smarter than half of people Raiden met on his great journey to kill first black senator
Takes a certain kind of person to ask (politely, without pressure) kids to work as an intern as a gacha spinner.
Took me a year but I finally decided to play the game. What a journey it was. One of the best Singeplayer games I have ever played. Having watched this video beforehand just made me appreciate the game even more. You really captured the essence of the game perfectly
"This isn't even the first time Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, it won't be the fucking last." is such a raw line.
Don't forget the visuals at this moment. It amplify the message.
Raiden has killed the president and now a senator what politician will raiden evicerate next
[This is a threat]
for the record, the first was Solidus Snake, the former president of the US turned terrorist
20:06
This summary is so batshit insane, it's almost as crazy as the actual game.
Yes 😂
😂Almost
Fact
"almost"
What are you talking about this is an accurate representation of the game
The amount of times "Real in-game dialogue" shows up just shows how amazing this game is.
And he didn't even leave in the actual "Make America Great Again" line from Armstrong.
@@ToastyMozart you could leave just about all Armstrong lines in the video.
@@ToastyMozart Wait did Armstrong say "Make American Great Again" before Trump?
@@Wiseman108 Yes, this game came out in 2013.
@@Elementalos Probably a coincidence, but it is funny to imagine Trump playing Metal Gear Rising. xD
It never fails to amaze me how you can blend perfectly original jokes and jokes outright stolen from ifunny and still make a hilarious video. It's genuinely impressive.
I like that sometimes Maxor has to put "this is actual in game dialogue" showing how BATSHIT INSANE the dialogue is
The dialogue is absolute batshit and I wouldn't have it any other way.
The fact that the original dialogue is so insane that a 20 minute shit post from 9 years later has to make a distinction between what is and isn’t original shows how perfectly this game aged.
Bat = covid
Insurrection terrorist will catch it
@@eavyeavy2864 ???
You'd be surprised how much real in game dialog he said in this video and yet forgot to point out.
“i can’t go to prison raiden”
“why, because you play genshin?”
*”no raiden, i’m a nazi”*
still dying of laughter over here Max0r that’s too much
Dok is an average HOI4 player
that might be one of the best moments in this video
“Doktor, how did you get an aircraft”
“*chuckles* credit card deb-“
“Of course”
same here lmao
Let me tell you a story about the origins of NASA
I mean, Sam was cybernetically enhanced. He had an entire cyborg exoskeleton, like Gray Fox. However, Sam was entirely human under that exoskeleton, except for his sword arm. Raiden by comparison is only the upper half of a head above the jaw and a spinal cord. Basically, Sam still has a penis and Raiden doesn't have a penis.
The presence of a penis is what made Sam so strong
You never know what other enhancements he could be given after the game.
IIRC the exoskeleton was just a covering and didn't do much
Does he still have the bussy tho?
Do you genuinely think that they wouldn't have preserved Raiden's canonical monster cock even with the replacement entire body?
20:43 "i might be heartless, but you're a nobody"
aaaahhhhhhhhh i get it
If only I could do a good replica of this joke
"Even in death, he's on crack"
That caught me so off-guard
Big dreadnought vibes right there
13:44 Max0r ladies and gentlemen. The only person capable of writing something so batshit insane that even Gianni Matragrano breaks character.
damn max0r got a real voice actor for this video, I didn't even know, now that's dedication!
Max0r did this *twice.* In the Ultrakill Act 2 video, Gianni breaks again when talking about how he's in V1's prostate due to the butt plug mod.
@@co5micwaffle742 What's even more impressive is that Gianni is a memelord in his own right, especially after Ultrakill.
Gianni almost broke character when being a Gabriel VTuber because he read a 500 bits message that only said "Obama."
@@RyougiVector I know. It was beautiful.
This guy just made the most successful YTP in history
Naah I'm sure there are some YTPs with more than 10 million views out there
@@leophyte9663 YTP is a pretty niche thing by nature
@@kanemccarthy1979 ua-cam.com/video/3u1GL_Tl2eY/v-deo.html
@@leophyte9663 yeah there are
anybody know the song that plays during the outro?
19:00
should've said
but *THIS* is a family guy
The best part is how Sundowner, Sam and Armstrong's VA's were barely holding back laughter while voicing this.
Idk about Armstrong. that line with "and nothing is more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world" definetly seemed to have very much so let it out.
I don't make the market for ganyu jack. gambling is a part of who we are.....i just market it to sexy children....laughed my ass off...and that rooftop dialogue with the preschool not being enough for both of them....Max0r makes absolutely great scripts...
I can hear them struggling not to laugh...Children are cruel and i love minors , being able to hear the laugh when he says love.
Man...this dude made me laugh my ass off even when i played mgr:R , dmc 5 and Ace.....he's just a gem....
I don't know for certain but I'm pretty sure Max0r was Sam
And then Max0r couldn't handle his own jokes which is just too hilarious
Lol
“If it isn’t sussy Jack.”
The craziest part about that line is that only four letters were changed from the actual dialogue.
I swear to god a writer for this game was a time traveller and when they wrote "sussy Jack" in the script someone assumed they meant saucy instead
I'm going to assume it's the same writer responsible for MGS2's ending
@@QuakeGamerROTMG if im not mistaken, it's a reference to the actual Jack the ripper who would sometimes refer to himself as 'saucy jack' in his letters.
@@mlhx9181 I like my theory better
That is pretty interesting trivia though
@@QuakeGamerROTMG Back in the day being 'saucy' meant you abused or were generally rude to women.
@@danielzakgaim2764 based
I want to subtitle these two videos in Japanese, feed it directly into Hideo Kojima's brain, and see what game he produces afterwards.
metal gear solid 6: big boss and ocelot have sex
Kojima isn’t one of those ai script writers or is he
@@61tmd ...... No one's actually sure
It would be MGR:R
@@ladywaffle2210 it would be MGR:R:R
"After expunging the records of Overwatch2"
That aged well
even the actors, including Max0r, were confused by their lines they had to read. it’s fucking incredible. one of the best inaccurate summaries to date
the best*
I'd say
They even can't hold their laugh on some lines like Armstrong's
@@carltasticdrew9633 This video was so funny Gianni laughed at one of his lines.
I am impressed the Sundowner lines were said without breaking down laughing
@@realmario979 You mean like the time he broke down laughing at the end of "Kids are cruel, Jack. And I love minors"?
"That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?"
"My source is that I made it the fuck up"
Nice callback.
Isnt that where all the original sources came from?
@@warbacca1017 flat earth and anti vax have being going with this so far, so I guess???
The fucking
"The truth then.
Us politicians aren't so trustworthy...
We'll steal, make shit up,
even lie to our voters!"
"That's Crazy"
"I know, it's very hard to believe."
Is the greatest scene ever crafted!
Thankfully it's all a joke since the politicians never lie to us.
And he’s not even wrong
in this duel between 2 equally matched swordsmen, between 2 veriusly diffrent speeds, its up to us to defeat the weakest brazillian male.This guy is out here making the rainforest look like a (FFFF) joke, and the best part is there is no (Extra game mechanics). No minions. No shields and no Monsoon telling me about (FFFF'ing) among us, its just you. The sunset. *AND THE SOIL* ^Tacobell^ and (Blessed Fecees) Raiden disarms wham slam bam Sam, Which causes him to lose his Mc(FFFF'ING) Marbles and this somehow makes the fight harder. I mean he straight up punches you like he is in yakuza. Hey Raiden look at this cool bug i found *Vineboom* Oh Raiden. No need to flip out. This guy has thunder thighs more powerful then *THE* *POWER* *GRID* Sam will test *EVERY* *SINGLE* *NEURON* *IN* *YOUR* *CORPUS* *CALLOSUM* With unrelenting and dangerous attacks ?Strong enough? to burn a hole in my aderall supply. Its not a drug problem, its a drug solution. And thats just phase 1, god help ?you/me? When he picks that sword back up..... Guess i don't have a choice. I challange you to a debate
-What the (FFFF).No
-*'dies of cringe'*
So Raiden goes to inspect his kill like a cat only to realize that he has no cibernetic enhancements. This man dunked on raiden *HARDER* *THEN* *KOBE* After he threw a AVU In to the air By juicing, Raiden steals his Crifford the big red sword, with a 5 star gacha rating And a 33.5% Crit rate. Raiden you have a motorcycle why are you sprinting there?
@@braindamagegood
“Why don’t we just ReLAx aNd TuRn oN ThE RadIO? WoUld YoU LIke aM oR Fmmmm?!”
Chuckled with that ‘very hard to believe’ statement.
This is still easier to understand than the actual story of the Metal Gear series.
"Why won't you die!?"
"I harden in response to trauma. You can't kill me, Jolyne Cujoh."
"You're a masochist?"
"No, I'm a sadist."
"Violence is never a solution. It's a question and the answer is yes."
-Max0r
Not sure where that came from, but I've definitely seen it be used for DOOM memes.
@@trollpatrol1177 The quote has existed for years.
19:15
This phrase can be used with drugs too.
@@Optimusj1975 Oh really?
I refuse to believe that Max0r is an actual human being, this is a sentient video editing software
Agreed
The funny thing is that’s not even that crazy of and joke, it’s like someone created a learning algorithm and gave it only memes and modern internet content/culture to learn from, then creating a yt channel for it and telling it to explain games using only what it’s learned.
Which is risky because that could have ended with a irl skynet that decided humanity needed to be immediately annihilated after spending an hour on the internet but thankfully it looks like it became what we now call Max0r instead.
@@bookertdewitt5630 Naw man, skynet is not a problem, the worst that could happen is the AI realizes how fucking retarded its creators are and gets depressed and tries to off itself.
He's actually a small, blond anime loli. He said so himself
He's one of Ssethtzeentach's multiple personalities along with Mandalore, Jimothy Ross and Akai Haato.
16:45 now that lm rewatching this - Its funny how a dude with over 40 felonies can be a president
Not really felonies it’s more like 40 misdemeanours for taxing mistakes
Love the line
“My blood is red, white, and blue. I wonder what color your blood is.”
Genuinely threatening
Honestly good line.
"Red and white are quite normal colors for blood, senator. But what the hell is the blue?"
"Anti-freeze, son."
@@yazanhawari4441 blue is also a normal coloration for blood
@@khora3845 For a horseshoe crab maybe, but not for a human. Biology textbooks color oxygen deprived blood as blue for convenience - to easily distinguish between arteries and veins. But, worry not, your blood and arteries/veins are always red!
@@yazanhawari4441 The blue is from those electrolytes spines you pull out of people to heal during the game.
"Bro, are you high?"
"Let me check... Yes"
That line fucking killed me harder than Raiden killing all the enemies you meet. xD
Same. The Tone of Voice and Delivery was so good.
same here. Just the delivery of the 'yes' especially
that was such a great line delivery
@@fireblast133 "Flat 'Yes.'"
Rarely can you see a game where if there wasn't a prompt every time Max0r used *ACTUAL IN-GAME DIALOGUE* people who never played the game would never be able to tell the difference.
What's best is he missed some lines that were in game dialogue too
you can not be serious i thought that was a joke
@@BirdsfromHeaven yep, the memes part and the 11 part are in the game xd, just search a gameplay
At parts i honestly thought he was lying because there is no way they say that shit
@@Amirrorofmirrors he is not lying. This game revels in its ridiculousness
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Watching max’s editing is like having a good fever dream during a thunderstorm.
13:43 I love how Armstrong tries to cover the fact that he’s been listening to idolmasters, but I also love that he set the volume to where Raiden can hear it from maybe 10miles away on the ground
What's the title of the song
@@RANDOMGUY-id2zh Mitsuboshi by Honda Mio/Hara Sayuri. It technically isn't Idolmaster as its from the Cinderella Girls, a branch of the main series and Idolmaster usually refers to the Allstars AKA the OG girls from 765Pro.
@@khathecleric ahhh, ok. Thank you, good sir.
@@RANDOMGUY-id2zh 13:48
@@16russelllewis45 it doesnt say the name of the song lol?
Character being broken never gets old.
Character broken, the memes now are spoken
@@fabricatorzayac IVE EVEN FORGOtTEN MY NAME
@@derps3536 WhEEEEZE laugh
"The design is so oriental it kills dolphins" holy crap i lost it 😆 🤣 😂
17:57 I just fucking lost it. Senator Armstrong did a lot of things during the boss fight, but he never cracked a joke that stupid and I am so thankful that you rectified that mistake.
My blood is red, White and blue what color is yours?
@@tatevaughan3248 My blood color is A B and C!
"you know, i'm starting to have a change of heART-"
🤣🤣🤣 That killed me
L00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L thats so funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
13:44
I absolutely love how Gianni breaks at the first fucking line lmao
HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT
As stupid as the plot is, I'd 1000% watch an anime adaptation of this
This video, or the game?
@@generalantilles2586 why not both?
@@Rainok how can I help make that dream come true?
Let's all be honest, this game is dying to ask for an Anime adaptation.
David Animations MGR lets go
Jimothy barely keeping it together is the best part of sundowner.
17:20 “You’re not cringe, you’re just FUCKING RACIST” is honestly a better line than the original
Edit for timestamp
Absolutely agreed, I have no clue how he did it but he just did
This whole series has just been a treat. Guy was on point with the jokes.
*all sound effects at once*
*every sound effect playing* fucking killed me
That line made me die of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just realized why Raiden says "Amogus" at 14:25. its because in that scene in the game, he says, I shit you not, "The Memes...!"
Internet culture has ruined the word but it is an otherwise important one.
14:40 “imagine a world free of cancel culture.” It’s beautiful
Oh my god thank you. That makes so much sense.
@@RuneKatashima It hasn't ruined it, it has EVOLVED it.
Like, seriously, this isn't even a joke.
I just want to clarify, the guys doing the voice acting, are actual proffesionals, and max0r managed to break them with his script
Max0r’s joke writing skill are simply built different
They’re UA-camrs and Internet personalities, they hardly qualify as professionals (except maybe Gianni). However, Max0r’s scripts are insane regardless.
@@bruhcringe9769 Gianni is actually involved in professional projects such as voicing Gabriel in Ultrakill.
@@bruhcringe9769 if they do youtube as a profession then they're professional no?
@@Clangokkuner no
I actually teared up at 20:12. the execution, the editing, the music, it's all just so amazing. I want to leave something behind as good as this
15:10 "This battle is a classic case of wait him to do anything, just like Congress. And like Congress, when he does do something, it usually hurts you"
I don't know why, but this line always cracks me up
It's perfectly thematic to the game as well.
Because it's accurate XD
that fucking line got me more than it should have
trust me when I say that he's 400% correct on that
It’s funny because it’s relatable.
- Preference for minors
- Deflects women
- Razer chroma gear
- Lack of human empathy
Sundowner is a gamer confirmed.
Well personally im not a fan of children or women.
@@Floridamangaming729 So you're a gamer from 2016 then.
@@Incurafy no i just dont like most people. And most people dont like me. Im very reclusive by nature.
@@Floridamangaming729
2014 then
@@Floridamangaming729 i see why you're a vergil enjoyer
12:22 the best thing about the “raiden leaving sunny like a bad father.” Is that while she isn’t his child, he does actually have a child who he is actively avoiding.
Granted he was avoiding him due to being told the boy was dead, then work, and now being on the run.
@@ArcCaravan And I imagine it'd be a bit awkward to suddenly show up one day like "Hello son, I am your father. I haven't been in your life before because I'm a cyborg ninja and I killed the president."
@@CollinBuckman And a US Senator that was running for president.
@@CollinBuckman Also the kid's mommy told Raiden he died. She lies a lot in their relationship.
@@ArcCaravan In Rose's defense, the Patriots had her on a very tight leash.
wasn't paying attention and somehow caught Windmill Isle's theme at 3:30. god the sonic brainrot is real
and Space Colony ARK at 3:39 , I think Max0r likes Sonic
18:04 ,,My blood is red, white and blue Jack. I have several diseases."
he was so high on american spirit his blood went full RGB
His blood became his gaming setup after the Nanomachines, Son.
Well blood, when in the body, does alternate between red and blue (oxygenated and deoxygenated), and it does contain white blood cells… so he’s just perfectly normal.
@@lucky6961 RWB
The VAs fucking laughing and breaking character from reading Max0r's script makes it even funnier
Can't blame them, lol. I mean - HOW does one deliver such lines with laughing their ass off?)
i feel like Max0r writes this stuff but never tells or shows the VAs until recording their lines. so we get their genuine reaction as they're recording.
@@memer34per39 *l’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOGE IS A-*
@@ghostlydude6478 why dont you backup that with a source?
@@miguelangelsalaslegonia7356
My source is that I made it the fuck up
I love how he has to clarify when they're quoting real in-game dialogue between all the absurdity.
It only highlights how absolutely fucking bonkers the actual game gets.
What's even funnier is that a good 20% of these lines are actually just mildly changed dialogue from the game such as the part around "This isn't my sword" and "Fuck this 24/7 spew"
@@buddermonger2000 not to mention "
Well if it isn't sussy jack"
@@FarrelTTE Well it's actually "saucy jack" but that's kind of the point
I only just realized "love the subhuman self" was used in the intro (along with the outro ofc). I am so happy.
"IF you kill me Jack
you'll finally be free
FREE TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART"
holy shit im in TEARS
My favourite quote. Closely contested with "dies of cringe". And there were many good ones.
my favourite quote is the entire video
The voice crack right as he says heart is the cherry on top, god this would have been hard to record without cracking up constantly
I heard free to father your daughter
20:40 I'm going to drop this here
I love how this game still has one of the most iconic soundtracks and characters even after all these years.
Hmmm
It would forever remain as one of the most legendary games of all times and nothing can change that and sadly all those good old days would never be back 😞
I think the best part of the whole game was when Armstrong quoted both Martin Luther King Junior and Ronald Reagan in the same speech.
@@ultimatechad8738 the good old days where the famous gacha games were the generous ones with companies that cared about their fandom more than anything?
@@thegatorhator6822 Sad part is that I'm sure I've seen people IRL do that exact same thing
20:48
Armstrong couldn't hold in his laughter during his final heart pun, even though he knew it would cause his own heart to be "free"
I can’t help but laugh at that as well
Truly a heartfelt moment
They truly were having a heart to heart
It broke my heart seeing what happened to Armstrong.
Quite heartless, I must say.
14:34 its genuinely insane the impact and influence this one line has had on the entire goddamn internet
It's really amazing how Maxor's Armstrong monologue is functionally indistinguishable from the real thing. He really is that fucking hammy.
This comment is especially funny to me, since until watching this today I thought the "my source is I made it the fuck up" exchange was from the actual game, and believed it 100% without issue. I was waiting for the "actual 4Kids dialogue" notice to pop up, but it never did.
I didn't even realize it was the meme guy, Gianni matragrani
the real thing is MORE insane
@@tacotown4598Ya, more real but not as funny.
@@ThefifthBishopofGord maybe less funny depending on your taste, but even better from a writing standpoint
How in the hell does Armstrong's dialogue sound only 5% more blurred than his normal speech?
Just goes to show how close to his based gigachad form Armstrong is.
"The words are different but the message is the same " rictor veznov in the game town at conflict
It's even more precise ans sensible than usual
Cause he's batshit insane
Gianni
So basically
Mistral is twitch
Monsoon is a redditor, 4chan user and any other meme filled website
Sundowner is Genshin a player
Sam is just based
Armstrong is Nano machines
Armstrong is america
@@DN-15D15 your right, Armstrong is America incarnate
Sam is a thicc sentient gaming PC
Armstrong is Dennis Prager
Sundowner would never, he's fucking invincible. Plus, would an honest warmonger be playing a game that bad?
"Everyother other game id now worse because it dosent have this". Truest statement ive heard today
18:04 Okay, but that ACTUALLY sounds like something Armstrong would say in-game.
Its also metal as fuck
I was honestly shocked that wasn't actual dialouge
yeah it does a LOT
Ending song name plz?
@@シーバックソーン Love the Subhuman Self
I love how original game is so batshit insane, for some moments maxor can just switch to real in-game dialogues and they looks like he made it up.
you are not greedy
YOU ARE BATSHIT INSANE!!!!!!
We have Serious sam 2 , Metal gear rising R and Deltarune . We need one more to make the "four horsemen " meme . Do you guys know one more game ?
@@ajdndbdjbdj postal?
@@adrekiy0 i don't know it , you know more than me if it fit so the choice is yours
@@adrekiy0 I agree with POSTAL.
I love how in parts of his videos you can hear him struggle to keep in his laughs
With how good this Armstrongs dialogue is, any man would struggle
0:57 When he says “raiden with Biden” you should be able to hear him trying to hold it back
@@The_whales 0:54
1:03
6:05
YAAY! Thank you , Max0r for allowing the auto-captions again (from some point onwards YT only allowed me to see "localised" subtitles - which weren't half-bad but they made searching for a specific part of the video virtually impossible).
personally i just turn on polish captions because masochism
" Thats a nice arguement senator , why dont you back it with a source "
" MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP "
This was the best part im still laughing *HELP*
Even better is that since it's an opinion means making it the fuck up is perfectly acceptable
*BASED*
Me doing essays in school be like.
Please tell me this is real in game dialogue
@@Iota-15 No, but the real game isnt that different
Fun fact: when I first watched this review I genuinely thought the part where he says and "this isn't my sword" was a joke made my Max0r and not actual in game dialogue
the dialogue in the game is so bat shit insane and unpredictable that you dont even know which part of he dialogue is in-game and which is of the video
I think it's a psychologycal effect of seeing the memes, until at one point that we thought the original content is edited because we saw the meme thing first
Just like me founding out that Monsoon actually said "MEMES, DNA OF THE SOUL" i thought it is edited
@@Type75Advance IT ISNT?!
@@asteisdrakos sadly, yes
@@asteisdrakos "I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now… Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword."
There's also a few times previously where he does, indeed, say his sword is a tool of justice.
The fact that Gianni Matragrani voices armstrong in this video and Gabriel in Ultrakill is proof of Gianni's ABSURD Vocal Range
I never even realized they were the same person, wow.
Dude is a vocal shotgun. He has a wide spread of voices he can do
Who?
Machine! Tou need to work on your fitness!
Or
High on Holy Spirit!
Max0r made Gianni voice Melina in his Incorrect Elden Ring Summary
The writing: Comedy gold
The editing: I am actively overdosing on LSD