An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising | Part 2 | Sons of Obesity
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- Опубліковано 12 чер 2024
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Jimothy Ross (Sundowner): / jimothyrosshasfinallyb...
Rimmy (Boris): / rimmydownundergaming
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I use a 4 second clip from the UA-cam channel Disco Ballad:
/ @discoballad
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0:00 - Intro
1:24 - Amazon Headquarters
6:08 - Red Sun
8:16 - 私は絶望しています
9:50 - The Only Thing I Know for Real
11:35 - Gums of The Parrots
12:54 - الشرق الأوسط
15:39 - Proud to be an American
19:05 - Family Guy Funny Moments
21:24 - Conclusion - Ігри
>"I'm fucking invincible"
>Easiest boss once he losses his shield
This had to be on purpose
Fun fact: With some blade mode animation cancels, you can actually juggle him, even before breaking the shields. :D
Im pretty sure it is.
Im pretty sure it's easier with his shield
I cheese him with dystopia, never had to get close to him when he exploded
Everyone misses the point of Sundowner, which is funny since he tells it straight to your face. Specifically in the "I'm very in touch with my inner child" line.
Every single thing he says or does is in the form of a violence abusing, cruel child. Watch every scene he's in with this in mind and you will see it. it's especially obvious in the train scene in the first level.
And in the final fight with him, his weapon is a giant scissor and his shield is literally the "everything proof shield" that asshole kids use to ruin the fun for everyone when they play in the playground. He even refers to it as such with the "I'm fucking invincible" line.
Plus, he plays unfair (helicopters and soldiers join the fight).
“My source is that I made it the fuck up”
An amazing line
sad that armstrong didn't go "thanks for noticing"
Bro, are you high?
Let me check...
...Yes.
HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!!
ngl raiden's voice would be amazing for postal guy's voice
@@jujuteuxOfficial Oh my God... That VA and Max0r sound so much alike, its amazing, lol
"Even in death, he's on crack"
"My blood is red white and blue, Jack. I wonder what color yours is."
This line unironically goes HARD.
It's just blue, particularly Glacier Freeze Gatorade
Seriously it’s a fantastic line. I can imagine President Funny Valentine saying it too
It really was. Specially spoken by Armstrong.
He has red and white blood as a person
And blue as someone coming from an elite family. Or might be the gatorade thing as partly cyborg.
@@feffermickel He would say that considering he has scars in the exact shape of the American flag on his back for some reason.
@@iantaakalla8180
Valentine upon hearing about Jesus’ corpse:
*is for America? 👉👈*
The "i made it the fuck up" line is funny, but the best one for me is "American imperialism is totally justified because we had a black president once... BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM". Gianni s delivery is just PERFECT
truly, his proficiency is *heart* warming
@@raydiiradiusf i hear another goddamn pun...
That's Gianni? Holy shit this video just became 100x better for me
That’s why Raiden’s the best,@@WheatDos . He always wore Armstrong’s heart on his sleeve.
@@raydiiradius (crushes heart) (seizure-inducing montage)
Sometimes I forget that most geopolitical problems could have easily been solved with Clifford the Big Red Sword.
"the big red stab wound"
How is your commment a day ago??????
@@fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219 Patreon, jack!
@@fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219 Patreon-machines son! They recive a video in response to money-based trauma. You can't comment before them Jack!
thousand-degree sword
Max0r is what every ADHD person dreams to be. Able to complete a project, and put the madness of the ADHD on full display 10/10 would take adderall again
As someone with adhd yes
Can confirm
yep
Has ADHD. Con confirm.
Can confirm
13:44 Max0r ladies and gentlemen. The only person capable of writing something so batshit insane that even Gianni Matragrano breaks character.
damn max0r got a real voice actor for this video, I didn't even know, now that's dedication!
Max0r did this *twice.* In the Ultrakill Act 2 video, Gianni breaks again when talking about how he's in V1's prostate due to the butt plug mod.
@@co5micwaffle742 What's even more impressive is that Gianni is a memelord in his own right, especially after Ultrakill.
Gianni almost broke character when being a Gabriel VTuber because he read a 500 bits message that only said "Obama."
@@RyougiVector I know. It was beautiful.
It's really amazing how Maxor's Armstrong monologue is functionally indistinguishable from the real thing. He really is that fucking hammy.
This comment is especially funny to me, since until watching this today I thought the "my source is I made it the fuck up" exchange was from the actual game, and believed it 100% without issue. I was waiting for the "actual 4Kids dialogue" notice to pop up, but it never did.
I didn't even realize it was the meme guy, Gianni matragrani
the real thing is MORE insane
@@tacotown4598Ya, more real but not as funny.
@@ThefifthBishopofGord maybe less funny depending on your taste, but even better from a writing standpoint
He actually pulled it off without a nanomachines joke, fucking legend
I'm just a little surprised we didn't get anything from Armstrong about playing college football
@@jormilos at some cushy Ivy League school?
That's how you know he's a professional.
@@theamazingmr.shovelman8328 Try the University of Texas!
I'm surprised he didn't say "This is real ingame dialogue" for literally everything in the last fight
"My blood is red, white, and blue, Jack, I wonder what color yours is."
That's actually a really fucking sick line.
For real, it could actually be in the game
Another cool line is "Manslaughter doctor? I made it on purpose"
Raiden " it's red, you should see a doctor"
@@kevincandelario2573 A Doktor*
@@regretgames5580 it might help the doktor with his credit card debt
Raiden's character development with the influence of Sam is so touching. You can see how he turns from cringe to based throughout the story. That address drop made me cry.
Raiden is naturally cringe and he needs a based person to charge his based battery. Till Solid Snake was alive, it was him that kept Raiden based. Snake died and didn't leave much based source for Raiden.
So Raiden had to get based energy from Sam and Sam left him sword with infinite based battery energy that will sustain Raiden for the rest of his based life.
He becomes a family guy.
@@tiaaaron3278 what the actual fuck
In the end Armstrong had a real heart to heart with Jack. Rest in peace.
"Even in death he won't shut up"
That really showed that he wasn’t a heartless monster after all
"you're not cringe, you're just f*cking racist" absolutely golden
And best of all it's still basically an actual ingame dialogue
Can't call someone racist if said person can change their ethnicity at will.
@@QuaestorL NANOMACHINES SON
@@signer0001 NanoRacists, son
@@zartasrn its harden whan expose to other skin colours
This game is an outlandish Japanese interpretation of an American interpretation of imperialism adapted from an outlandish Japanese interpretation of American imperialism.
interpretationception
Wait, so the garbage liberal ideals of anti-imperialism came from Japan? God dammit, screw them and their political meddling!
@@drstrangelove307 Lazy bait.
No that’s just how our senators are
@@drstrangelove307 bait
14:47 The climax of the speech is so outrageous you don't even notice the cheeky pragerU logo appear 😂. Well played Max well played.
Wait I'm kinda slow, what does the PragerU logo mean in this context?
@@shinysaur4492PragerU is responsible for creating some of the most abhorrently bigoted content. Like, they will blatantly mass produce white supremacist and transphobic propaganda by having “experts” on their videos.
Armstrong’s speech isn’t over the top or unrealistic, you can see it in the real world. The same type of genocidal rhetoric can be heard all the time in any place, especially in mainstream media. It wouldn’t be wrong to call Armstrong a fascist or American/Western society as increasingly fascistic.
@@shinysaur4492
something something prageru is pro american propaganda machine something idk honestly
@@shinysaur4492PragerU is an extremely right wing 'education' source
@@shredskis1099 Compared to all the extremely left-wing colleges?
9:36 It’s still funny how Sam looks like he’s actually saying that in-game
lowtiersam
I fucking love how Armstrong's actor just cannot handle the absurdity of his own lines
Its definitely a shock considering the memes Gianni voices
I do not understand how Gianni, of all people, could not handle these lines. Has he not seen his own videos?
I think it was on purpose
Gianni is good enough to be able to stifle his laughs, so this was either them using bad takes on purpose or it's armstrong actually cracking up
Nah, Gianni breaks at a lot of his shitposts. Hell, he posted an extended version of his “woman who will actually kill me” video on Twitter, and 90% of it is just him cracking himself up. It’s great.
There are outtakes guys and you can edit those out.
Even Leslie Nielsen, who was probably one of the best actors at dead pan comedy, was breaking character when they were shooting Naked Gun. But compared to Priscilla Presley, he needed less time to stop breaking chatacter in ridiculous moments, since he had years of acting experience under his belt.
Armstrong's triple whammy puns at the end only makes his passing all the more heartbreaking.
"♥ by Max0r"
Bruh
Armstrong didn't have any grudges against Jack for killing him, because he got senator's respect. And also Raiden stole his heart
what can we say...
other than it tugged on our heartstrings, as it did his.
Amstrong really opened his heart to Raiden, huh?
We are all basically war criminals now, and death is too good for us.
That situation really called for a triple bypass...
9:35 That’s professional voice acting.
lowtiersam
15:12 Of all the memes, this joke was criminally underrated.
“That’s a nice argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source”
“My source is that I made it the fuck up”
100% something Armstrong would say
most honest internet debate lord
Best part of the whole video
Still better than most twitter arguments
The Patriots be like
Source?
im fucking sobbing over the fact that the entire armstrong bit is only slightly exaggerated
Parody Armstrong makes more sense to me than actual Armstrong.
Genuinely lmao
the only difference with Armstrong's speech was that he changed the metaphor from Politics to Social media and that made it BETTER!
Snap into a slim Jim
-president torso-tough
worst part is if you go to any video about the mgr armstrong cutscenes people are like "fuck, armstrong makes some good points, we *should* cull the weak! i read this in an ayn rand book once"
2:24 "So after expunging the records of Overwatch 2"
Well that aged really well. I guess it was Raiden's fault, and not Blizzard's!
The line 'the room is so goddamn oriental its killing dolphins' never ceases to get me
14:25 Raiden arbitrarily saying "Amogus" in the middle of Armstrong's speech fucking sends me every time
HAHAH SAME
*A m o g u s*
It's that deep voice as well
“All just petty distractions so that real men can get down to business.”
“ *A u M O N G U S* “
And i love the voice in wich i say it
"American imperialism is absolutely justified because we had a black president once."
Man some of these lines are even better than the ones in the actual game
half black*
BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM
@Nisa Suharni I don't give a shit
@Nisa Suharni why in the world did you pick this video out ANY video on this site to post that shit?
@@John-Stark It's a bot.
11:42 I swear I thought this was edited in there, but then I watched the cutscene videos and see that he was legitimately reading that 💀
zamn dawg gimme some of that
19:12
We’re here finally after extensive cutscenes to finally teach America that violence is never a solution, it’s a question, and the answer is *yes.*
Jack : What's a gun/ What the fuck is a sword?
Also Jack : *A SUCCESS OF A NATION IS DETERMINED BY MATERIALISTIC AND SOCIOECONOMIC FACTORS*
Jack needs to read a fucking book
He's just high not stupid.
“Even though your Iq is the room temperature of alaska”
@@almabatekert_villanykorte3387 what the fuck is a book
LISTEN KID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A MCDONALD'S DOES
17:20 “You’re not cringe, you’re just FUCKING RACIST” is honestly a better line than the original
Edit for timestamp
Absolutely agreed, I have no clue how he did it but he just did
This whole series has just been a treat. Guy was on point with the jokes.
*all sound effects at once*
*every sound effect playing* fucking killed me
That line made me die of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder if Max0r ever discovered there's 200% health you can get, a wig that gives you infinite fuel cells, Sam's sword upgradable through chapter 1-7, a body that gives you a lot of grenades, a wooden sword, custom weapons from Mistral, Monsoon, and Sundown, and the ability to do no-damage for that perfect S-rank run
For monolinguals like me wondering what the non-English chapter names are, the Japanese translates through Google as "I am in despair" and the arabic translates through Google as "The Middle East"
The chapter names themselves are great, too. It's such a little detail that so many people would miss, I love it.
the chinese says
“i don’t have a girlfriend”
and
“i want die” respectively
"Violence is never the solution. It's a question, and the answer is yes."
I gotta use that sometime.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama, in tumblr user Kumagawa's dream
@@ajvark Of beasts huh? I guess you could say that makes it the...
*RULE OF NATURE*
@@Oppen1945 The last part of Attack on Titan,more or less 🤣🤣
That's what "It has to be this way" basically fucking says. Lol
I use that phrase all the time
I love how this game still has one of the most iconic soundtracks and characters even after all these years.
Hmmm
It would forever remain as one of the most legendary games of all times and nothing can change that and sadly all those good old days would never be back 😞
I think the best part of the whole game was when Armstrong quoted both Martin Luther King Junior and Ronald Reagan in the same speech.
@@ultimatechad8738 the good old days where the famous gacha games were the generous ones with companies that cared about their fandom more than anything?
@@thegatorhator6822 Sad part is that I'm sure I've seen people IRL do that exact same thing
Max0r makes best quotes in universe.
"Violence isnt an answer, it is a question. AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES!"
"Manslaugther doc? I did that shit on purpose!"
The first quote is like at least 12 years old
I love that the dialogue of the game is so bonkers you actually need to put disclaimers to show it wasn't just one of your jokes.
I like that sometimes Maxor has to put "this is actual in game dialogue" showing how BATSHIT INSANE the dialogue is
The dialogue is absolute batshit and I wouldn't have it any other way.
The fact that the original dialogue is so insane that a 20 minute shit post from 9 years later has to make a distinction between what is and isn’t original shows how perfectly this game aged.
Bat = covid
Insurrection terrorist will catch it
@@eavyeavy2864 ???
You'd be surprised how much real in game dialog he said in this video and yet forgot to point out.
I love how Sundowner’s VA could barely keep himself together.
Who wouldn’t laugh after being given the line “sussy jack”
@@iotaku that's armstrong, sundowner is the gacha player
@@ev1450 the one using the kids for gacha yes?
@@iotaku let me check
yes
@@ev1450 it takes a real M̶V̶P̶ MAP to say "Kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of 12." with a straight face.
19:00
should've said
but *THIS* is a family guy
"God helps you when he picks up that sword again"
Best line ever
This guy just made the most successful YTP in history
Naah I'm sure there are some YTPs with more than 10 million views out there
@@leophyte9663 YTP is a pretty niche thing by nature
@@kanemccarthy1979 ua-cam.com/video/3u1GL_Tl2eY/v-deo.html
@@leophyte9663 yeah there are
anybody know the song that plays during the outro?
The amount of times "Real in-game dialogue" shows up just shows how amazing this game is.
And he didn't even leave in the actual "Make America Great Again" line from Armstrong.
@@ToastyMozart you could leave just about all Armstrong lines in the video.
@@ToastyMozart Wait did Armstrong say "Make American Great Again" before Trump?
@@Wiseman108 Yes, this game came out in 2013.
@@Elementalos Probably a coincidence, but it is funny to imagine Trump playing Metal Gear Rising. xD
20:43 "i might be heartless, but you're a nobody"
aaaahhhhhhhhh i get it
If only I could do a good replica of this joke
9:20
good day
Good day
Armstrong: "Have you ever harassed a minority?"
Raiden: "No"
*Blade Wolf the first time he met Raiden: "Known sex offender spotted."*
Pretty sure woman are not a minority
@@jonathanwells223 it probably shifts back and forth over the years, technically. Rounds to like, half, but it can't always be on the nose
He harasses minors, not minorities
@@openaardvark419 Sundowner Gaming
Maybe that has something do with his VA having been accused of sexual harassment.
- Preference for minors
- Deflects women
- Razer chroma gear
- Lack of human empathy
Sundowner is a gamer confirmed.
Well personally im not a fan of children or women.
@@Floridamangaming729 So you're a gamer from 2016 then.
@@Incurafy no i just dont like most people. And most people dont like me. Im very reclusive by nature.
@@Floridamangaming729
2014 then
@@Floridamangaming729 i see why you're a vergil enjoyer
Took me a year but I finally decided to play the game. What a journey it was. One of the best Singeplayer games I have ever played. Having watched this video beforehand just made me appreciate the game even more. You really captured the essence of the game perfectly
It never fails to amaze me how you can blend perfectly original jokes and jokes outright stolen from ifunny and still make a hilarious video. It's genuinely impressive.
“I can’t go to prison Raiden.”
“Because you play Genshin?”
“No, because I’m a Nazi.”
This is perfect
Edit: My most liked comment to date, thanks everyone, and thank you Max0r!!!
followed by "i have a lot of hearts of iron to play" truly an enlightened editing
"I'll Nat zee you later." Is a great conversation ender.
@@zacksilverstone7642 *launches out*
I'd take that the Doktor isn't part of Operation Paperclip
A true Genshin player
"I'm a Nazi"
"There's so much Hearts of Iron to play!"
So many deep fucking cuts in these and THIS is the one that gets me...
"So if you play Germany you get loads of intense global buffs, yeah?"
"Okay, and if you play France?"
"Massive fucking stack of debuffs, your whole tech tree is just to get them to go away"
"Sounds totally reasonable"
@@hazukichanx408 Just like the majority of unfun and or hard nations in HOI4,
“It’s historically accurate!”
@@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise But France is not that unfun tbh, the early capitulation debuff can be easily taken care of in the foreign policy sub branch and France gets good buffs for air and military. _Playing France just needs you to be experienced. While i do agree that Germany has no debuffs and gets some pretty good buffs from the focus tree, completely dismissing France is a mistake.
@@nazeerkhot3651 Fair.
Timestamp?
wasn't paying attention and somehow caught Windmill Isle's theme at 3:30. god the sonic brainrot is real
Gianni is unironically a really good voice actor.
This summary is so batshit insane, it's almost as crazy as the actual game.
Yes 😂
😂Almost
Fact
"almost"
What are you talking about this is an accurate representation of the game
"I cant go to prison raiden"
"why because you play genshin?"
"no raiden im a nazi"
underated line lmfao
And the follow-up "Where are you going??? There's so much hearts of iron to play!"
"I'm gonna not-see you in a second"
**commits helicopter jump**
And they are say german man isn't funny
Honestly has the same comedic hilarity of “oh who the fuck am I offending, the Nazi’s?!”
@@Double_D__ as a hoi player, I can verify this statement
For anyone trying to find that banger track that was at the beginning and end of the video, it’s called Love the Subhuman Self by AISHA
15:39 Your presence when you come out of the clinic as the only legally allowed person outside during lockdown.
Also Sam's setup makes sense. He barely had any cybernetics so his sword was his only way to match Raiden's enhanced speed by shooting his sword.
Simple 95 tech but enough to throw you for a loop.
Raiden: "That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a *_S O U R C E"_*
Armstrong: "My source is that I made it the fuck up."
dangerously close to the actual dialogue
it's ok, libertarians in mgr comment sections will continue to be armstrong stans til the end of time
@@frozenfeet4534 who?
@@frozenfeet4534 ...What??
@@frozenfeet4534 hey that's me
@@frozenfeet4534 we've been ratted out boys
13:44
I absolutely love how Gianni breaks at the first fucking line lmao
HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT
"After expunging the records of Overwatch2"
That aged well
18:08 with American Venom is actually fire
I mean, Sam was cybernetically enhanced. He had an entire cyborg exoskeleton, like Gray Fox. However, Sam was entirely human under that exoskeleton, except for his sword arm. Raiden by comparison is only the upper half of a head above the jaw and a spinal cord. Basically, Sam still has a penis and Raiden doesn't have a penis.
The presence of a penis is what made Sam so strong
You never know what other enhancements he could be given after the game.
IIRC the exoskeleton was just a covering and didn't do much
Does he still have the bussy tho?
Do you genuinely think that they wouldn't have preserved Raiden's canonical monster cock even with the replacement entire body?
I refuse to believe that Max0r is an actual human being, this is a sentient video editing software
Agreed
The funny thing is that’s not even that crazy of and joke, it’s like someone created a learning algorithm and gave it only memes and modern internet content/culture to learn from, then creating a yt channel for it and telling it to explain games using only what it’s learned.
Which is risky because that could have ended with a irl skynet that decided humanity needed to be immediately annihilated after spending an hour on the internet but thankfully it looks like it became what we now call Max0r instead.
@@bookertdewitt5630 Naw man, skynet is not a problem, the worst that could happen is the AI realizes how fucking retarded its creators are and gets depressed and tries to off itself.
He's actually a small, blond anime loli. He said so himself
He's one of Ssethtzeentach's multiple personalities along with Mandalore, Jimothy Ross and Akai Haato.
"The design is so oriental it kills dolphins" holy crap i lost it 😆 🤣 😂
Jimothy barely keeping it together is the best part of sundowner.
Character being broken never gets old.
Character broken, the memes now are spoken
@@fabricatorzayac IVE EVEN FORGOtTEN MY NAME
@@derps3536 WhEEEEZE laugh
The fact that Sundowner was a gacha player and Armstrong was voiced by Gianni was the icing on top of the cake, that was a great video and laugh Max.
Gianni was the best choice. Hell, the ONLY choice for Armstrong
I know Armstrong sounded familiar
Gianni is a better Armstrong va than the actual Armstrong va
You know a game is good when it already memes the ever-living hell out of itself,and then max just cranks it to 1000%
Nah nah it was rimmy saying "IT'S ALL WEEB SHIT" got me
This is still easier to understand than the actual story of the Metal Gear series.
17:26 *"E V E R Y S O U N D E F F E C T A T O N C E"*
How in the hell does Armstrong's dialogue sound only 5% more blurred than his normal speech?
Just goes to show how close to his based gigachad form Armstrong is.
"The words are different but the message is the same " rictor veznov in the game town at conflict
It's even more precise ans sensible than usual
Cause he's batshit insane
Gianni
The best part is the Armstrong fight edit - the fight in the game is already batshit crazy, and you took an entirely different angle to it. A+, would mentally calculate how many hours each edit took in my head while watching again.
What's up checkmark.
Listening to your "russian" accent was hilarious.
@@slk7376 he's literally in this video
Sup Rim
@@slk7376 nah he’s legit and a good friend of Maxor
Watching max’s editing is like having a good fever dream during a thunderstorm.
I only just realized "love the subhuman self" was used in the intro (along with the outro ofc). I am so happy.
"now every game is worse because they don't have this."
Metal Gear Rising in a nutshell, really.
Me seeing Raiden do the foot sword thing for the first time
9:09 new oblivion update looks sick
16:36 I love how the big boss theme starts playing in the background
“Manslaughter doctor? Heh. I did that shit on purpose”
Is unironically so hard of a quote
@Thatoneguy Just report ‘em
Then Millias theme plays. Just a little ironic
“If it isn’t sussy Jack.”
The craziest part about that line is that only four letters were changed from the actual dialogue.
I swear to god a writer for this game was a time traveller and when they wrote "sussy Jack" in the script someone assumed they meant saucy instead
I'm going to assume it's the same writer responsible for MGS2's ending
@@QuakeGamerROTMG if im not mistaken, it's a reference to the actual Jack the ripper who would sometimes refer to himself as 'saucy jack' in his letters.
@@mlhx9181 I like my theory better
That is pretty interesting trivia though
@@QuakeGamerROTMG Back in the day being 'saucy' meant you abused or were generally rude to women.
@@danielzakgaim2764 based
It’s great how almost all of the cast can’t NOT laugh with the “canon” voice lines
Its just you
The Sunset
And The *S O I L*
10:11
I just want to clarify, the guys doing the voice acting, are actual proffesionals, and max0r managed to break them with his script
Max0r’s joke writing skill are simply built different
They’re UA-camrs and Internet personalities, they hardly qualify as professionals (except maybe Gianni). However, Max0r’s scripts are insane regardless.
@@bruhcringe9769 Gianni is actually involved in professional projects such as voicing Gabriel in Ultrakill.
@@bruhcringe9769 if they do youtube as a profession then they're professional no?
@@Clangokkuner no
18:04 Okay, but that ACTUALLY sounds like something Armstrong would say in-game.
Its also metal as fuck
I was honestly shocked that wasn't actual dialouge
yeah it does a LOT
Ending song name plz?
@@user-pq4kg4zu1p Love the Subhuman Self
16:02 legalized nuclear bomb memes in a nutshell
11:10 somehow you turned the saddest moment of the game for me into the funniest moment of the whole video
"This isn't even the first time Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, it won't be the fucking last." is such a raw line.
Don't forget the visuals at this moment. It amplify the message.
Raiden has killed the president and now a senator what politician will raiden evicerate next
[This is a threat]
for the record, the first was Solidus Snake, the former president of the US turned terrorist
20:06
It's kinda disgusting how inaccurate Armstrong is. That's not what politicians are like at all! Unlike Armstrong, they don't give a damn about their country.
If I saw a politician willing to break the president in two and actually able to do it they’d have my vote.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Trial by combat government needs a return
@@Flamerule13th depends on if he’s *willing* or not but I’d bet he could
@@Flamerule13th Brock Lesner would break that fake wrestler into half.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Trump took a stunner to the nose once.
Now that I think about it.. Senator Armstrong would make a great villain for the Boys series. Especially Max0r's version.
Strong, based asf, memorable catchphrases and quotes and so on..
I can say after watching part 1, this makes just as much sense as it did before.
As stupid as the plot is, I'd 1000% watch an anime adaptation of this
This video, or the game?
@@generalantilles2586 why not both?
@@Rainok how can I help make that dream come true?
Let's all be honest, this game is dying to ask for an Anime adaptation.
David Animations MGR lets go
"Even in death, he's on crack"
That caught me so off-guard
Big dreadnought vibes right there
"Everyother other game id now worse because it dosent have this". Truest statement ive heard today
This man single-handedly revived metal gear rising: revengeance
“That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?”
“My source is that I made it the fuck up.”
Literally me when I had an assignment in school
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even the actors, including Max0r, were confused by their lines they had to read. it’s fucking incredible. one of the best inaccurate summaries to date
the best*
I'd say
They even can't hold their laugh on some lines like Armstrong's
@@carltasticdrew9633 This video was so funny Gianni laughed at one of his lines.
I am impressed the Sundowner lines were said without breaking down laughing
@@realmario979 You mean like the time he broke down laughing at the end of "Kids are cruel, Jack. And I love minors"?
15:14 "And like congress, when he does do something, it usually hurts you." That comment aged like milk that's been left outside in the summer.
6:18 GO GO GADGET CONCEALED CARRY
12:22 the best thing about the “raiden leaving sunny like a bad father.” Is that while she isn’t his child, he does actually have a child who he is actively avoiding.
Granted he was avoiding him due to being told the boy was dead, then work, and now being on the run.
@@ArcCaravan And I imagine it'd be a bit awkward to suddenly show up one day like "Hello son, I am your father. I haven't been in your life before because I'm a cyborg ninja and I killed the president."
@@CollinBuckman And a US Senator that was running for president.
@@CollinBuckman Also the kid's mommy told Raiden he died. She lies a lot in their relationship.
@@ArcCaravan In Rose's defense, the Patriots had her on a very tight leash.
13:43 I love how Armstrong tries to cover the fact that he’s been listening to idolmasters, but I also love that he set the volume to where Raiden can hear it from maybe 10miles away on the ground
What's the title of the song
@@RANDOMGUY-id2zh Mitsuboshi by Honda Mio/Hara Sayuri. It technically isn't Idolmaster as its from the Cinderella Girls, a branch of the main series and Idolmaster usually refers to the Allstars AKA the OG girls from 765Pro.
@@khathecleric ahhh, ok. Thank you, good sir.
@@RANDOMGUY-id2zh 13:48
@@16russelllewis45 it doesnt say the name of the song lol?
14:34 its genuinely insane the impact and influence this one line has had on the entire goddamn internet
That overwatch2 file purging was too real. Max0r is a man on the inside