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  • @squidwardart
    @squidwardart 7 місяців тому +2978

    It's terrifyingly realistic that a corpo crisis just make the galaxy do literally everything else but fight them through bribes and blackmail

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 7 місяців тому +330

      And that their sinister ultimate goal is powered by a literal orphan crushing machine.

    • @dazeyndrowsy
      @dazeyndrowsy 7 місяців тому +83

      deny, delay, defend

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 7 місяців тому +65

      @@LordDragox412 Praise the orphan crushing machine for it is the life blood of our universe

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 6 місяців тому +24

      @@dazeyndrowsy gas light, gatekeep, girl boss

    • @Waluigi_Time778
      @Waluigi_Time778 3 місяці тому +3

      Parasitic virtual space cubes

  • @Kroncer07
    @Kroncer07 7 місяців тому +3593

    There can't be a geneva convention if there is no geneva

    • @comtruise402
      @comtruise402 7 місяців тому +47

      but then there could be a no geneva convention

    • @MrVonglower
      @MrVonglower 7 місяців тому +44

      Not a warcrime if the first time

    • @gorisonodorob
      @gorisonodorob 7 місяців тому +21

      There's no Geneva if you crack the Earth

    • @AurelionSass
      @AurelionSass 7 місяців тому +12

      Geneva convetion 'bout to be hit with some very... **unconvetional** methods.

    • @NeonValkyrieGaming
      @NeonValkyrieGaming 7 місяців тому +3

      💯

  • @night4345
    @night4345 7 місяців тому +1709

    The best part of this is imagining a floating cube coming out of an dingy alley and asking people if they want to buy some drugs.

    • @deadbeetsurname8810
      @deadbeetsurname8810 7 місяців тому +3

      Psst. Want some lubricant?

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 7 місяців тому +99

      Funny Cube Robot: "You wanna buy some death sticks?"

    • @leblanc3536
      @leblanc3536 7 місяців тому +19

      Reminds me of that ATHF character

    • @shooey-mcmoss
      @shooey-mcmoss 7 місяців тому

      @@conwaysquest6961 or "wanna experience ascension?"

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 7 місяців тому +21

      @@conwaysquest6961 "You want to go home and rethink your life."

  • @geraldballinger6428
    @geraldballinger6428 7 місяців тому +1379

    Galactic council:"the senate will decide your fate"
    Kleaper:"i am the senate"

    • @beancandev7818
      @beancandev7818 7 місяців тому +42

      It's less "I am the senate" and more "How bout no"

    • @danielsimmons8861
      @danielsimmons8861 7 місяців тому +11

      @@beancandev7818 technically it’s both🤓

    • @beancandev7818
      @beancandev7818 7 місяців тому +8

      @@danielsimmons8861 Fair enough

  • @TheDamnCook
    @TheDamnCook 7 місяців тому +563

    The fact that he is manipulating a galaxy into attacking their saviors instead of him, a maniac that feeds beings to machines, is horrifying. I like it

    • @viroshanargiri4641
      @viroshanargiri4641 7 місяців тому +30

      But the fallen empire had trashed everyone attacked them and they even managed to awaken a second fallen empire which I don't even you can have multiple fallen empires in a single playthrough.

    • @TheDamnCook
      @TheDamnCook 7 місяців тому +5

      @@viroshanargiri4641 pshhh 🤫

    • @adisca2k
      @adisca2k 7 місяців тому +34

      @@viroshanargiri4641 There is a slider when generating the galaxy that lets you choose how many fallen empires you want.
      Having at least 2 is cool since they can start the war in heaven, a 3 way conflict between 2 fallen empires with the normal empires that sided them and a federation of neutral empires.

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 7 місяців тому +1

      @@adisca2k Yeah having the three way galaxy is always fun.

    • @okamizer0387
      @okamizer0387 7 місяців тому +23

      ​​@@viroshanargiri4641If you have two fallen empires with opposing ideologies, there's a chance that you can get a late mid game crisis called War in Heaven, in which the entire galaxy is forced to pick sides and fight in a literal hyper war.

  • @AiisakaTaiiga
    @AiisakaTaiiga 7 місяців тому +846

    The people at Paradox really got the vassal/lord relationship upside down.
    They should rename it to "high maintenance princess" mechanic

    • @fosterbennington6405
      @fosterbennington6405 7 місяців тому +193

      Galactic sugar daddy program

    • @pickless6917
      @pickless6917 7 місяців тому +67

      They just need to fix the AI so they don’t accept the crazy deals you send them that cripple them economically it’s pretty absurd how easy it is

  • @minerturtle45
    @minerturtle45 7 місяців тому +626

    the idea of the largest threat to the galaxy having so much political power that an ancient empire re-awakens to defeat them and they simply go to the Senate and out-vote literally everyone else to have the entire rest of the galaxy declare war on their saviors is both amazing and terrifying

    • @DarkFalcos
      @DarkFalcos Місяць тому +2

      @@CasualNickname I might be mistaken, but aren't they rather fanatic materialist ? I did'nt play the game for a long time, but I thnik the two cogs symbol is for materialism, while the xenophile have the network-thingy icon.

    • @CasualNickname
      @CasualNickname Місяць тому +3

      @@DarkFalcos Oh, snap, you’re right. I was thinking of _my_ game where that species was the Xenophile Fallen Empire and didn’t double-check. How did nobody inform me of this thing I overlooked earlier?

  • @slothful4927
    @slothful4927 7 місяців тому +1479

    "whether you like us or not WE ARE SELLING YOU MAC DONALDS" spoken like a true crime lord

    • @hadsfhdhdfbgh
      @hadsfhdhdfbgh 7 місяців тому +18

      Like a true American!

    • @thegeneralscall
      @thegeneralscall 7 місяців тому

      Or the British empire.
      China will buy the opium, whether china wants to or not.

    • @simswapper3598
      @simswapper3598 7 місяців тому +6

      Tncj😊😊😮😮😮😊😮😮😮😮🤷🏻‍♂️🆙🆙🆖🇧🇯

    • @kallmannkallmann
      @kallmannkallmann 7 місяців тому

      @@hadsfhdhdfbgh same shit

  • @MaartenVrijsen
    @MaartenVrijsen 7 місяців тому +894

    Governmental organisations are running out of room to classify what kleaper has done.

  • @ythegamerita
    @ythegamerita 7 місяців тому +887

    33:07 that's not saying they're overwhelming, that's saying you are overwhelming to THEM

    • @ythegamerita
      @ythegamerita 7 місяців тому +102

      Wow I've been noticed by our galactic overlord

    • @GabrielHorne
      @GabrielHorne 7 місяців тому +24

      @@ythegamerita Hail High Gamer Kleaper, Stealer of orphans, Crimelord of the 400 stars.

  • @epsilonius-the-great
    @epsilonius-the-great 7 місяців тому +323

    "Oh yes! They're racist! This is exactly what we want! "
    -kleeper 2024

  • @furrymessiah
    @furrymessiah 7 місяців тому +446

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one anywhere in the universe:
    Kleaper: E A G L E T A R I A N

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 7 місяців тому +24

      It’s the American way.

    • @NamanjaKrakow
      @NamanjaKrakow 7 місяців тому +21

      Isn't it like, E-GAL-i-tarion

    • @furrymessiah
      @furrymessiah 7 місяців тому +12

      @@NamanjaKrakow Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be.

    • @NamanjaKrakow
      @NamanjaKrakow 7 місяців тому +5

      @furrymessiah thank you I was pretty sure but I had to make sure because Eagletarian is amazing

    • @crazymuse007
      @crazymuse007 7 місяців тому

      Judging by his other video's I'm fairly certain he's dyslexic.

  • @kyragem9491
    @kyragem9491 7 місяців тому +385

    "We're going to make him the leader of our capital, this random guy we just met."
    Oh so you really are a corporation.

  • @Hsereal
    @Hsereal 7 місяців тому +309

    7:41 "I don't think we're comrades, we're literally a megacorporation."
    _Annoyed workers' co-op noises._

  • @vivechjorviani5440
    @vivechjorviani5440 7 місяців тому +269

    Alien worlds when a silly little cube tells them to commit crimes

  • @Hastalapizza66
    @Hastalapizza66 7 місяців тому +224

    I like how kleaper almost completely recreated the story of Mass Effect 3 by becoming Cerberus and labeling the ancients as the reapers pretty much

  • @KubinWielki
    @KubinWielki 7 місяців тому +121

    Your whole tactic of being vassalised reminds me of a quote from Sseth's review of Kenshi:
    "Hivers are good at slavery. Are they good at capturing slaves? No. They're good at BEING slaves." (paraphrased)

  • @florians9949
    @florians9949 7 місяців тому +210

    Makes money, discorved the galaxy is tearing itself appart, imediatly went back making money.

  • @Djiimon
    @Djiimon 7 місяців тому +109

    32:36
    "Acquired" Pops: "You enslaved our people for nearly two hundred years!"
    Cubes: "LOL Oops!"

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 7 місяців тому +352

    15:27 Commercial zones give you amenities and cash. Your crime outpost is stealing their money and lowering their amenities. The A.I. is trying (unsuccessfully) to fix his planet from the problems you created without destroying your outpost since you still have good relations with them somehow.

    • @CM-db5cg
      @CM-db5cg 7 місяців тому +42

      Why are you just making shit up?
      It's like that because the AI is doing a trade build. For one, crime doesn't lower amenities. Crime can be produced by pops with low happiness which can be caused by low amenities, but it doesn't work the other way around.
      Also the AI isn't choosing to not close the branch office cuz they like him, you can't close a criminal branch office like a normal one, they have a random chance to close every month if you get crime to zero.
      One way the branch office might have encouraged the AI to build how they did is the fact that criminal holdings by and large give trade value and trade jobs (in addition to crime) so the AI sees this planet with randomly high trade value.
      Depending on the holdings and how unlucky the planet holder gets you can be giving more trade value than you take. (Assuming max crime value) a planet can have 3 to 4 criminal jobs (more likley 3) Each criminal job is -5 trade value. But each crime holdong gives 5 or 6 trade value and on a big world you have four of them.
      Of course crime lowers stablity which in turn lowers job output and trade value, but as we see here the AI has kept their stablity well above 50, presumably through happieness and soldier jobs from the military leader they have. So a trade world settup like this the AI is profiting from the crime syndicate. Not that it's smart enough to do that intentionally.

    • @TheGreatDanish
      @TheGreatDanish 6 місяців тому +6

      Why would you do this? Just come on the internet and tell lies?

    • @Digihart123
      @Digihart123 2 місяці тому +2

      @@CM-db5cg Uhhh what's that quote again? "Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by..."

  • @josecoronadonieto6911
    @josecoronadonieto6911 7 місяців тому +240

    Dude on the first half of the episode is basically roleplaying as luxembourg

    • @GGGONEXT67
      @GGGONEXT67 7 місяців тому +7

      As an hoi 4 player... this is exactly true lol

  • @jonathantreleven1823
    @jonathantreleven1823 7 місяців тому +38

    "This is how democracy dies."
    *"With* *thunderous* *applause."*
    -Kleapatine

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 7 місяців тому +116

    Ah, cool, the "fuck this shit, I'm out" ending. And I'm guessing that what you end up doing to this universe to get to another is REALLY BAD.

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 7 місяців тому +59

      Actually it’s not nearly as bad as what the Aetherophasic Engine is gonna do. And ironically, it seems your eventual “escape” just lands you in an uncertain voyage across unknown universes hoping desperately that you’ll get lucky and manage to find one you can mold before your incredible starship takes one hit too many and leaves you either stranded, or worse…

    • @shapshapshapshap2829
      @shapshapshapshap2829 7 місяців тому +35

      @@OneBiasedOpinion I mean, just studying the technology to achieve this ending altered the very laws of reality in accelerating the speed at which metabolism works, so I’m guessing to achieve the necessary speed, power, and whatever else you may need to *escape the universe itself* could have caused everlasting changes to said universe. It could be raining cats and dogs, literally.

    • @Makedar-nim
      @Makedar-nim 7 місяців тому +35

      @@shapshapshapshap2829 Its one of the events. I`ve got "Pi rounded to 3". It resulted in -80% of each science and +33 speed of fleet construction)

    • @Hexmonkey
      @Hexmonkey 7 місяців тому +10

      @@shapshapshapshap2829you need to research how to rewrite reality because you discover that it’s not possible cause the universe is too big and old that any changes will be reverted which is the whole reason you leave. So even if you cause massive changes to reality while leaving in a few years it will be better.

  • @huyhuy3837
    @huyhuy3837 7 місяців тому +24

    Fun video, I always love to see what people are doing with new Stellaris content. One small correction btw: As Virtual, your pops grow and disappear automatically to fill empty jobs, so your pop growth speed is essentially your planet building speed. It is absolutely BUSTED. And since they grow instantly + automatically, you DON'T want to assimilate other robots, since that gains you nothing. Just keep them unvirtual and chuck them into the Lathe (Virtual pops cannot be moved into the Lathe).

  • @brunoptcsa
    @brunoptcsa 7 місяців тому +179

    Holding limit is not per planet, is per empire. They can build four holdings and yes they can build all four in a single planet.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 7 місяців тому +10

      If that's true then overlord holdings are just pathetic. 4 buildings per empire is nothing when basic megacorp gets 4 per planet. You mixed something up.

    • @SolazLive
      @SolazLive 7 місяців тому +44

      @@TheArklyte It is 4 per empire max and yea overlord holdings are trash in general

    • @ileydl658
      @ileydl658 7 місяців тому +3

      Unfortunately he did not :((

    • @arian9468
      @arian9468 7 місяців тому

      You can go for unity rush with the help of the holdings,just spam vassels and you find yourself with lots of unity(of course you must not be xenophobic) ​@@SolazLive

    • @kassuhei
      @kassuhei 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@TheArklyte it is like that. 4 max holdings per planet and max 4 holding per empire. And you can build them all on one planet.
      And having 4 buildings for megacorp, the planet needs to have 50 pop for the highest tier capital building, which takes quite a long time. But yes, vassal holding buildings are pathetic.

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 7 місяців тому +287

    as a machinist Kleaper's pronunciation of "Synaptic Lathe" hurt me

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 7 місяців тому +90

      Saying "eagle tarian" rather than "Egalitarian" is like nails on chalkboard for me LOL!

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 7 місяців тому +30

      Don't worry, he changed his pronunciation every time he said the word :P

    • @Demonsmith42
      @Demonsmith42 7 місяців тому +33

      ​@@LordDragox412 AND NONE WHERE RIGHT

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 7 місяців тому +10

      Same. “Eagle-tarian” was equally painful.

    • @adam13magic63
      @adam13magic63 7 місяців тому +6

      As a machinist that runs lathes daily I second that the pronunciation of "Synaptic Lathe" kills me inside too.

  • @KainYusanagi
    @KainYusanagi 7 місяців тому +59

    *Offers 4 holdings with one planet* "This is an offer you cannot refuse."

  • @rocket_hops
    @rocket_hops 7 місяців тому +49

    ah yes my favorite style of government, eagletarian

  • @ninjaoforthanc8177
    @ninjaoforthanc8177 7 місяців тому +54

    ‘Breaking Stellaris with One Planet Only’ or: Yakuza cubes destroy the galaxy

  • @KiuhKobold
    @KiuhKobold 7 місяців тому +34

    15:25 My exact reaction whenever I manage to vassalize or ally with ANYONE in TWW3 (Total War Warhammer 3). Its always "Why the hell are you building advanced military on a SMALL settlement, AI?"

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 Місяць тому

      yeah notice that when i confed alot for some reason The AI Or game doesnt Compute that its a bad idea to waste build slots

  • @catman-hi5cn
    @catman-hi5cn 7 місяців тому +79

    This would be extremely scary to deal with irl. People with tons of money, public relations, and powerful friends doesn’t really have a weakness

    • @criticalcommenter
      @criticalcommenter 7 місяців тому

      You could probably get away with being totally senile and still be president! Glad that sort of thing doesn't really happen.....

    • @MrNone-d5s
      @MrNone-d5s 7 місяців тому +12

      Have you heard of Blackrock?

    • @gothscvm2878
      @gothscvm2878 5 місяців тому

      @@MrNone-d5s you don’t even have to go that deep to stumble into this sarcastic ass post irl, ya doofus.

    • @TheChronova
      @TheChronova 4 місяці тому +8

      yeah it *would be scary*
      good thing that this isnt happening in real life...
      ...right?

    • @Subarashii_Nem
      @Subarashii_Nem 4 місяці тому +2

      Boeing, BP, Amazon.. They're not like this right guys? Guys...?

  • @shapshapshapshap2829
    @shapshapshapshap2829 7 місяців тому +10

    Man whoever came up with the idea of achieving such a high tech level you can quite literally change how reality works deserves a raise, that ideas amazing.

  • @gun8737
    @gun8737 7 місяців тому +26

    Tilly is rocking that "gonna break into your house and steal your energy drinks" fit

  • @RowanMackenzie
    @RowanMackenzie 7 місяців тому +127

    "I can only have one planet"
    *immediately builds things on molten planets*
    You probably should have specified that you'll only *colonize* one planet haha

  • @tacticalnuke5673
    @tacticalnuke5673 7 місяців тому +24

    I like how the new way to become the crisis is just your people look around and say, "This universe fucking sucks, lets travel to a new one."

  • @ZippytheHappyChimp
    @ZippytheHappyChimp 7 місяців тому +47

    All those flavor lines about the shroud awakening; if you continue to play, there should be repeated invasions as shroud critters follow your backtrail back to this universe. IDK if that's actually programed in there, but that's how it SHOULD work :p

    • @mishodeesh6664
      @mishodeesh6664 7 місяців тому +2

      Isn’t that the other crisis path?

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 7 місяців тому +75

    Fun fact, my first successful playthrough, i didnt know that purging pops caused relations ship to fall. So after purging several species i wsa very surprised that the whole galaxy in facts hates me

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 5 місяців тому +3

      I mean, I feel like that should be evident. Were you not aware what the word "purging" meant?

    • @BattleUnit3
      @BattleUnit3 5 місяців тому +11

      @@PointsofData I was aware that i was industrially reducing several species to base components, even moving them to other planets to make it even faster...i just didnt think anyone would have a problem with it.

    • @estoericaferret
      @estoericaferret 4 місяці тому +5

      @@BattleUnit3 ...your mind terrifies me.

    • @remixgameyt1172
      @remixgameyt1172 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@estoericaferret he's a true stellaris player

    • @JoshuaKelly-hf2kx
      @JoshuaKelly-hf2kx 3 місяці тому +3

      @@remixgameyt1172John “genocide” Stellaris.

  • @Archangel3447
    @Archangel3447 7 місяців тому +7

    Pitting the universe against a fallen empire just to keep their attention off you, is the best Idea I have never had. Thank you

  • @sirbill_greebi3811
    @sirbill_greebi3811 7 місяців тому +46

    I haven't watched this yet, but this is my prediction of how this goes:
    Kleeper: "I have one world."
    Game: "LOL. Okay, I guess we'll just conquer you."
    Kleeper: **Builds star destroyer out of corpses using child labor**

    • @JahJah-CleverHandle
      @JahJah-CleverHandle 7 місяців тому +24

      *The children yearn for the starship dockyards*

    • @dreamerwav698
      @dreamerwav698 7 місяців тому +2

      wow you were dead wrong

    • @sirbill_greebi3811
      @sirbill_greebi3811 7 місяців тому +11

      @@dreamerwav698 I should've known the answer was making money and exploiting nepotism.

  • @last_dutch_hero258
    @last_dutch_hero258 7 місяців тому +22

    Galaxy : Fighting for their lives
    Kleaper : "Adios"
    (Litterally the adios meme actually nowi think about it)

  • @Brenhydra
    @Brenhydra 7 місяців тому +8

    43:17 "inward Perfectionist? _gasp!_ I'm gonna eat them!" has me giggling uncontrollably.

  • @pikpikgamer1012
    @pikpikgamer1012 7 місяців тому +40

    Correction with the holdings:
    Yes they could build one holding across 4 worlds but they could also build 4 holdings on one planet. So they can do stuff with those extra 3 holdings and they are not void like you assume.

  • @wickerderig3644
    @wickerderig3644 7 місяців тому +19

    At 24:00 while it’s true that virtual pops cannot be assembled after completing virtuality this is instead replaced with virtual pops spontaneously appearing to fill empty jobs and disappearing if unemployed, they do not remain at a fixed number

    • @anonomusperson
      @anonomusperson 5 місяців тому +2

      or in simple terms: all jobs are filled, and you lose unemployed virtual pops

  • @KaiserTwo
    @KaiserTwo 7 місяців тому +33

    Kleaper is the literal definition of: “Who’s gonna stop me?”

  • @FriendlyArchpriest
    @FriendlyArchpriest 7 місяців тому +54

    Cuban Civilization? Do they sell Space Sugar and Space Spicy Cigars?

    • @OneWithTheBears
      @OneWithTheBears 7 місяців тому +6

      Nah but we got some menthol swishers you want some?

  • @embee-en
    @embee-en 7 місяців тому +32

    You get the dragon scale armor from cosmogenesis to compliment the dark matter components

  • @Rickypeepee9932
    @Rickypeepee9932 7 місяців тому +82

    Geneva convention more like geneva checklist

  • @jamesd2021
    @jamesd2021 7 місяців тому +11

    "Theres one pop and 100% crime what is this guy doing"
    Crime probably.

  • @LastGoatKnight
    @LastGoatKnight 7 місяців тому +10

    "I am the Senate"
    "Not yet"
    "It is treason then"

  • @TheRealPallyman
    @TheRealPallyman 7 місяців тому +3

    This has to be the craziest and funniest Stellaris video ever. Had me cry-laughing for the entire last half. Well done my dude! Excellent stuff.

  • @mrendermun
    @mrendermun 7 місяців тому +19

    The strategy is literally being a leech. I love it

  • @IceGavel
    @IceGavel 3 місяці тому +4

    25:23 The reason your Diplomatic Weight from Pops is so high is the same reason that you're no longer assembling Mechanical Pops - you did the Virtuality Ascension. Once the tree is done, your primary Machine Species will _instantly autofill all unworked Jobs on all your planets_ by literally just creating Pops of that species from the aether. Virtuality uncouples your economy from the need to grow Pops and makes it entirely planet-focused, because the moment anything finishes building on a planet it _instantly_ gets worked and starts producing resources.

  • @arepupu
    @arepupu 7 місяців тому +5

    This was a great watch! Watched the whole thing while eating. I'd love to see you do more Stellaris, it was really entertaining to watch you play!

  • @DrRitterstein
    @DrRitterstein 7 місяців тому +25

    10:50 Thats not how that works, holdings are total across the subject empire, if you give them 4 holdings they can build 4 holdings on your one planet

    • @MeJustMe101
      @MeJustMe101 Місяць тому +2

      Really? i never had my puppet States build holdings on my planets.

  • @wowiexist9875
    @wowiexist9875 7 місяців тому +30

    Is no-one gonna mention the fact that he calls it "Eagle-tarian"?

  • @grayrook8637
    @grayrook8637 7 місяців тому +11

    Somewhere between such industrious brain harvesting and the kill assist by ruining any chance of anyone actually stopping the nemesis empire Kleaper did the impossible. A double crisis run.

    • @anonomusperson
      @anonomusperson 5 місяців тому +1

      if we get a new crisis, its either going to be diplomaticly based, or enconomicaly based

    • @grayrook8637
      @grayrook8637 5 місяців тому

      @anonomusperson in Synthetic Queen retrospective. Ya kinda.

  • @justpopka7251
    @justpopka7251 7 місяців тому +45

    he getting kicked off of 109 planets with this one

  • @kamilagonda9993
    @kamilagonda9993 7 місяців тому +15

    36:40 Cosmogenesis gives you dragonscales armour tech. You dont have to kill the dragon.

    • @HenrikEbert
      @HenrikEbert 7 місяців тому +4

      41:10 Takes Galactic Contender to defend against crisis. Unless they changed something the Unbidden are a endgame crisis and he would need to pick Defender of the Galaxy. So big brain plays by him :D

  • @benjamingray2071
    @benjamingray2071 7 місяців тому +15

    literally just making every planet space detroit

  • @AndrewChumKaser
    @AndrewChumKaser 7 місяців тому +5

    Virtual pops are instantly created to fill any vacant job you have on your planet. You don't need pop assembly anymore, you just need to create more buildings and jobs.

  • @CheeseWeasle
    @CheeseWeasle 7 місяців тому +6

    Cuban Empire and Mark Cuban was an amazing pun. Completely overwhelming applause and standing ovation my guy 😂

  • @TheGreatDanish
    @TheGreatDanish 6 місяців тому +6

    God, this galaxy was a fucking nightmare. Run by criminals, in a constant state of intergalactic war, beset by the Khan, The Chosen, two awakened empires, and then when all seemed at its worst, some mobster robots tear the fabric of reality up, destroying a quarter of the galaxy, leaving it at the mercy of someone with a spicy star to destroy the rest of it for shits and giggles.

  • @lordcaedus8713
    @lordcaedus8713 7 місяців тому +4

    “Whereas a smart man says ‘I am the Senate!’ A wise man simply says ‘Senate?!?’”
    -Grimkleaper

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 7 місяців тому +19

    45:10 huh, I guess some things never change no matter how big

  • @Mamorufumio
    @Mamorufumio 7 місяців тому +11

    You just know the stellaris devs are watching this and wondering how do they fix this

  • @PichuStardust
    @PichuStardust 7 місяців тому +3

    I had a Khan event that happened on the far other side of my galaxy, they took so long to reach my empires borders, only for their great leader to pass away before they could force me to submit to their rule

  • @SolazLive
    @SolazLive 7 місяців тому +12

    You shouldn't take mass produced on your starting robot pops, it's just a waste of trait points.
    You can instantly after starting the game make a new template with mass-produced and recycled for quick and cheap assembled pops and set them to be assimilated after being made.
    This makes luxurious and custom-made free trait points on your main species.

  • @cyphi474
    @cyphi474 3 місяці тому +1

    "...and as much as they're going ahead and try denounce me, it's too bad i'm literally on the council."
    Thats UN for you....

  • @kylekonop4801
    @kylekonop4801 7 місяців тому +14

    ...what is Eagletarian? Does it mean the society eats eagles?

    • @criticalcommenter
      @criticalcommenter 7 місяців тому +4

      It's a system where basic education and reading skills are ignored.

  • @susaac9755
    @susaac9755 7 місяців тому +13

    This us Tzeentch level of scheming holy sh

    • @OneWithTheBears
      @OneWithTheBears 7 місяців тому +3

      Scheme all you want... Papa's love will always enfold you in the end.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 7 місяців тому +3

    Bro literally "The Mouse That Roared" his way into galactic dominance.

  • @vanukas8783
    @vanukas8783 3 місяці тому +1

    "I am destroying their capital with crime and I'm also making 50 dollars from it" yep...

  • @The_Art_of_Music_Official
    @The_Art_of_Music_Official 6 місяців тому

    WE NEED MORE OF THIS
    I love this man's sense of humor mixed with a game of such potentials

  • @josecoronadonieto6911
    @josecoronadonieto6911 7 місяців тому +13

    Bro is creating Nostramo with over 100% criminal rating

  • @Acadeimos
    @Acadeimos 7 місяців тому +8

    Keeping the Manefesti for kicks, especially in the early game, gives you a pretty good chunk of unity, which makes up for the ‘Manefesti Faction’ that pops up later on. Should definitely hold onto it

  • @The_Real_Soldier_Boy
    @The_Real_Soldier_Boy 7 місяців тому +5

    6:46 "They are racist..... This is the absolute best thing that we could have happen to us"

  • @block_01_
    @block_01_ 5 місяців тому +11

    0:28 so just normal stellaris then?

  • @theterminateder
    @theterminateder Місяць тому +1

    In this episode, Grim Kleaper creates the Torment Nexus from the critically acclaimed sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus.

  • @Operr_Omuc
    @Operr_Omuc 3 місяці тому

    with all the diplomats you have and the amount of friendship you have with everyone I'm pretty sure there are publicity all over the galaxy like "love the little cute adorable cubes!"

  • @StarScream_47
    @StarScream_47 7 місяців тому +2

    Had no idea there was a 2nd channel
    Time to binge watch every video back to back

  • @benlarbiskandeer2099
    @benlarbiskandeer2099 7 місяців тому +1

    i love you're craziness i hope you will enlighten us with more geneva conventions

  • @NathanielWebb-c9r
    @NathanielWebb-c9r 7 місяців тому +7

    The perfect and only true way to play Stellaris

  • @Cheshire5174
    @Cheshire5174 6 місяців тому +1

    Kleaper: (to overlords) trade offer: I get all your stuff, you get crime.
    Overlord: that's great! Where do I sign?
    Kleaper: I am the senate
    GalCom: hey kleaper, your in breach of Galactic Law
    Kleaper: no.
    GalCom: we're gonna kick you out of the galactic community
    Kleaper: *No.*
    Fallen Empire: you are the crisis
    Kleaper: *No U.*
    GalCom: we wiped out a crisis- WAIT A FUCKING SECOND!
    Awakened Empires: *FUCKING STOP HIM!*
    Kleaper: bye.

  • @chasercharls
    @chasercharls 7 місяців тому +2

    You didn’t kill the either drake, you get that technology with cosmogenesis.

  • @jamestan5213
    @jamestan5213 7 місяців тому +8

    Geneva Conventions? Geneva Suggestions.

  • @PRO100SashaX
    @PRO100SashaX 7 місяців тому +7

    Man this USA simulator do be looking great.

  • @petulantpeterturbo
    @petulantpeterturbo 7 місяців тому +2

    Man just used the Geneva convention as a checklist and dipped.

  • @radordekeche947
    @radordekeche947 7 місяців тому +4

    Correction about the holdings - it's not one per planet, it's one building per holding. So 4 is 4 buildings in total, either on one planet, or across 4 planets.

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 7 місяців тому +4

    Alternative title: BECOMING THE *DYSTOPIAN GOVERNMENT*

  • @Draenen
    @Draenen 7 місяців тому +1

    I love that you somehow managed to mispronounce lathe two different ways in two times of saying it
    (Much love)

  • @mouse9831
    @mouse9831 7 місяців тому +3

    oh your videos bring so much joy

  • @arcanistthesonofianite249
    @arcanistthesonofianite249 7 місяців тому +2

    Two Kleaper videos in two weeks? We are blessed

  • @zoubaey
    @zoubaey 6 місяців тому +3

    bro just founded galactic israel cult

  • @savantofsand8090
    @savantofsand8090 2 місяці тому

    Just a tip in case you don't want to have to change all of aliens right manually, on the top right of the species tab is "set default rights" and it just sets the base rights for all new alien species.

  • @johnquach8821
    @johnquach8821 7 місяців тому +2

    Glad to see another Stellaris video!

  • @ichbindaheim
    @ichbindaheim 6 місяців тому

    The best part about the diplomacy thing is that in one of the unity trees you can get another +50% diplomatic weight when opposing solutions

  • @recruit101
    @recruit101 7 місяців тому +3

    War crimes? Never heard of em. Sounds more like suggestions anyway.

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 4 місяці тому

    Kleaper: *Shoots Galaxy.*
    Kleaper: "Why would the galaxy do this?"

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 4 місяці тому

    Corporate V.R. cube drug lords of the galaxy?
    You got your Cyberpunk 2099 in our Galactic War Crimes Sim

  • @SpithVideo
    @SpithVideo 7 місяців тому +1

    I die a little bit inside every time he says “eagletarian”