A Fully Narrative Wargame Experiment - TURNIP28 Battle Report

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  • Опубліковано 3 сер 2023
  • An impromptu tabletop battle report made in our spare time, highly inspired by Dawn of War in its narrative framing, playing our favorite Inq28/Blanchitsu-inspired post-apocalyptic napoleonic wargame - Turnip28!
    We kinda just started filming in the middle of the battle and went from there.
    Behold the battle of the wills betwixt hag and hog.
    Who will win, and who will sink in the slurry..?
    This video is not sponsored, but look here for more info on Turnip28: / turnip28
    The rules are free!!!
    Thank you Max for letting us use some of your artwork and for making cool tabletop game!
    PLAYERS
    Garrot
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    Alfabusa
    MUSIC COMPOSER
    Mackeerre
    / @mackeerre
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    Glowtide
    glowlabs.bandcamp.com/
    / @glowlabs
    ___
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    / alfabusa
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    Our Twitter:
    / alfabusa
    #wargaming #battlereport #inq28 #DawnOfWar #warhammer
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  • @kosm999
    @kosm999 Рік тому +3701

    For those confused, the opening introduction isn’t a parody. That’s really what the world of TURNIP28 is like - it's a grimdark Monty Python sketch.

    • @ericlarrieu-let5757
      @ericlarrieu-let5757 Рік тому +375

      I gathered as much from how medievally cartonishly grotesque everybody looks.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 Рік тому +573

      ^This. You play as delusional officers and their fauning sycophants, leading groups of starving, cowardly, and incompetent root-mutants into battles across a world ravaged by war and a colossal world-tuber that sucks the life from the land. Pursuing hallucinatory visions of extinct root vegetables, and getting into fights with other warbands for _no good reason._
      It would be soul-crushing if it wasn't so patently absurd as to make one laugh.

    • @OrificeHorus
      @OrificeHorus Рік тому +102

      ​@@Bluecho4That sounds glorious and I love it

    • @laziezt4973
      @laziezt4973 Рік тому +114

      Thanks, TURNIP28 just looks like a coupon code to me so I wasn't sure what to make of this :p

    • @ValdVincent
      @ValdVincent Рік тому +17

      So gamma world, but fantasy, sounds nice.

  • @spehizle
    @spehizle 4 місяці тому +353

    The image of a completely checked-out officer half-heartedly ordering his men to cannibalize each other, until a Mushroom Man stands alone, overcome with righteous purpose, and somehow fires 45 shots in 6 seconds with a goddam musket...is so overwhelmingly funny that I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.

    • @franciscorui
      @franciscorui 2 місяці тому +21

      I've got 45 more rounds in this one-round magize

    • @Red_Alpha_Fox3358
      @Red_Alpha_Fox3358 Місяць тому +7

      Dhaka Dhaka

    • @mercerholt8299
      @mercerholt8299 Місяць тому +7

      It's some grimdark loonytunes shenanigans and I love it.

  • @mr.scorpion6925
    @mr.scorpion6925 11 місяців тому +753

    "Hi, welcome to hell, war is hell boys, I'd like to order."
    - Toadie Grubhub, c. 2800 AD
    Spoken like a true footstuber.

  • @nerdinebe
    @nerdinebe Рік тому +676

    I love the rancid, dumbass vibes just roiling off of this setting. You simply must show us more of this.

  • @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939
    @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939 Рік тому +976

    “Once a upon a time, in a land too close for comfort” is an absolutely underrated line

  • @drysocks4412
    @drysocks4412 Рік тому +872

    Just going to leave marks for the Mushroom Man Saga here:
    3:30 His first appearance.
    4:28 He is Chosen!
    4:35 Candles to be snuffed.
    5:13 A Knight's faith awakens.
    8:26 Mushy needs a snacky.
    9:09 Suddenly, a spike in blood sugar!
    10:10 The Duel begins!
    11:11 Acceptance and Salvation.
    13:25 Church of the New Son of Man.

    • @creepdimensions2405
      @creepdimensions2405 Рік тому +64

      Its funnier when I think about how the fuck the Emperor in TTS was made and this is like a fucked up we have mcdonalds at home version of the origin story of how several dudes "combined" to make him

    • @wibble2482
      @wibble2482 11 місяців тому +41

      Confidence is good, now please attack...

    • @BananaChicken21
      @BananaChicken21 5 місяців тому +6

      Surely, this man is the son of _God!_

    • @Crusader-Ramos45
      @Crusader-Ramos45 Місяць тому +2

      He’s like a Custodian gone crazy after taking too much of the drugs used to make custodians for the Emperor.

  • @pteroid11
    @pteroid11 Рік тому +123

    I like the subtle gag of Hagilda very clearly getting a Saloon and a Salon mixed up

  • @Powermugger14
    @Powermugger14 Рік тому +832

    Would the mushroom man's religion version of the cross be a red paste elephant footprint

    • @mackcollasius3690
      @mackcollasius3690 Рік тому +85

      The monolith of holy mash

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 11 місяців тому +30

      YOU MUST MASH

    • @blargofallblargs3939
      @blargofallblargs3939 11 місяців тому +15

      Like The Shredder's Foot Clan symbol!

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 9 місяців тому +19

      In the Philippines there's a snack in the form of pressed unleavened bread called Piyaya, children are fairly often told these were pressed with elephants.
      i have no doubt that upon discovery of this the Church of the Mushroom man would use them in religious feasts

    • @loveroffunnyy
      @loveroffunnyy 3 місяці тому +2

      Yes, yes it would.

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 Рік тому +526

    You guys instantly converted me to this game on the first turn alone.
    A unit eating all but one of itself so it can throw a duck load of attacks at the enemy is just too fun for words!

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 Рік тому +69

      I was left laughing my ass off at that moment.
      Welcome to Cyst (the setting of Turnip28), new recruit!

    • @jacobirving8999
      @jacobirving8999 Рік тому +12

      I want to play.

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 3 місяці тому +4

      Attack

    • @RBAWintrow
      @RBAWintrow 3 місяці тому +4

      @@dukedevlan5457 Attack who?

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 2 місяці тому +4

      @@RBAWintrow attack whoever is closest

  • @nocanseegreen3845
    @nocanseegreen3845 Рік тому +621

    I'm pretty sure bowel loosening charge is supposed to mean that the targets loosen their bowels because of the charge but this way is funnier

    • @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308
      @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 11 місяців тому +145

      I think both work, I would shit my pants if a titanic elephant came charging at me with such force it spewed its bowels across the floor.

    • @matthewgagnon9426
      @matthewgagnon9426 11 місяців тому

      @@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 Imagine the smell of something that big just absolutely dumping gallons of shit behind it as it charges towards you, faster and faster with every bit of discharge lowering its weight.

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 11 місяців тому +45

      its like that deer in castle crashers

    • @EgoEroTergum
      @EgoEroTergum Місяць тому +2

      ​@@bradpotts1747
      The escape the troll music from that scene went so fucking hard IT HAD NO RIGHT TO GO SO *HARD.*

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 Місяць тому

      @@EgoEroTergum man everything that studio makes goes hard even while they take the piss outta themselves. its bananas

  • @TheTomac
    @TheTomac Рік тому +710

    was turnip28 like created *specifically* for you people or what? it is staggering how well the humor and vibe lines up

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 Рік тому +144

    Looking at mushroom man: "one left alive? He won't do much damage"
    (2 seconds later)
    "Damn mushroom man has hands"

  • @Wiz_Online
    @Wiz_Online Рік тому +1286

    This is borderline experimental

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 Рік тому +681

    Turnip28 is a thought experiment, I'm sure. Someone couldnt afford Warham figs, so they used vegetables instead. When they were done, they said “Hey, I'm onto something.”

    • @ecyor0
      @ecyor0 Рік тому +105

      I mean, not too far off, it was created as a way to play games with kitbashed historical miniatures and literal carved vegetables

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 Рік тому +21

      Probably a Slav or Potato Elf. They're always playing with their tubers

    • @larrytherustyboii7442
      @larrytherustyboii7442 Рік тому +4

      I'm sure dood was on shroom atm too.

    • @larrytherustyboii7442
      @larrytherustyboii7442 Рік тому +2

      @@a.m.2066 wat

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 Рік тому +3

      @@a.m.2066
      It's okay. The Slavlands are increasingly engaged in massive wars of conquest and potential killing frenzies again, so you'll probably find a Slav wargamer escaping the ensuing chaos in the next few years.
      Never lose hope!

  • @Haanzer
    @Haanzer Рік тому +797

    Hello! I'm a big fan of Turnip28, but I don't think I've ever actually enjoyed watching a battle report in my life, despite many attempts.
    I thoroughly enjoyed this video from start to finish. The fact I could follow what happened in the game but there was zero downtime and the narrative was fully voiced and in character was completely game changing for me. Probably helps that Turnip28 lends itself well to goofy humour as well - this didn't feel like a parody over anything other than just a story in that universe.
    10/10 please do more of this

    • @UsernotFound2018
      @UsernotFound2018 11 місяців тому +1

      Checking if theres a bot here hmm
      Ok clear of bot's moving on

    • @inwit594
      @inwit594 11 місяців тому +17

      I discovered Turnip28 through this video, and I've got to say: The models look *superb*. They're all very goofy but retain very distinctive looks individually. I'm considering picking a few up already. :]

    • @seanshultze220
      @seanshultze220 6 місяців тому +2

      I vouch this, Would be fun to see it as a series too

  • @drysocks4412
    @drysocks4412 Рік тому +541

    Mushroom Man's story was truly powerful, a solemn tale of ambition, loss, hope, bravery, defiance, acceptance of the futility and war and finally sacrifice. May all remember the story of the New Son of Man.

  • @tshadowwolft4293
    @tshadowwolft4293 Рік тому +233

    “One of the bastards gets his finger nail caught on a tank trap and dies instantly” practically killed me omg

  • @krispykrim3532
    @krispykrim3532 Рік тому +579

    Honestly I just want to hear a 10 hour marathon of those two pigmen arguing about whatever dumb shit passes through their heads

  • @Hello-bp8dx
    @Hello-bp8dx 11 місяців тому +240

    I like to imagine the narrator is the canon voice for The Root, mannerisms and all.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 11 місяців тому +20

      I've been scouring the internet for a rulebook pdf or lore, mayhaps you can point me in a good direction? I really badly want to read some stories about this world but at this rate I'll write my own before I find something official...
      I learned about Cyst, The Root and the few basic cults but not much more

    • @Hello-bp8dx
      @Hello-bp8dx 11 місяців тому

      @@secretname2670 afraid I don’t know much about turnip28 beyond one or two lore videos I’ve seen pop up on UA-cam. Sorry I can’t be of more help :(

    • @jaimayy
      @jaimayy 10 місяців тому

      @@secretname2670 the subreddit has the links on the side for the rules, free stls, and the lore magazine is called the swollen magglet. Everything you need is on there. :)

    • @Haaalp
      @Haaalp 10 місяців тому

      @@secretname2670The video itself says where you can get it for free from the creator themself.

    • @devincasebeer4459
      @devincasebeer4459 4 місяці тому

      ​@@secretname2670did you ever find it?

  • @El_King911
    @El_King911 Рік тому +793

    initial dialogue/dispute is pure gold.
    I can't get enough of the Knög voice, like the advertiser for Hobby Shopen, one of Alfabusa's best and silliest voices

    • @HippoKing.MP3
      @HippoKing.MP3 11 місяців тому +34

      I do love the brainded wamstodese voice lol

    • @ulric8445
      @ulric8445 10 місяців тому +29

      "Brain Knave! Walk around it!"

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 8 місяців тому +12

      That's just what all norwegians sound like

    • @jeffismywaifu4093
      @jeffismywaifu4093 8 місяців тому

      @@seamussmyth1928 hail the knögdom

    • @El_King911
      @El_King911 8 місяців тому +8

      @@seamussmyth1928 then I need a vacation to Norway

  • @georgevoknerech228
    @georgevoknerech228 Рік тому +802

    Turnip28 is such an underrated setting. It's basically a Monty Python's flying Circus in grimdark universe.

    • @LARPBeard
      @LARPBeard Рік тому +27

      the most precise description I've seen.

    • @Earthpeak
      @Earthpeak Рік тому +38

      What if they did a lore video for Turnip28 like they did for WoD

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Рік тому +9

      @@Earthpeak God I hope so

    • @georgevoknerech228
      @georgevoknerech228 Рік тому +28

      @@Earthpeak It would be awesome. The sheer chaos and absurdness of Turnip28 universe is perfect for this format.
      They also really should make a video about Turnip28 cults. This game has a cult of alcoholics on stilts who vomit all over their enemies. Or a cult of literal mushroom-infested pigs and goats who you control by spooking them in the direction you need them to move.

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 11 місяців тому +3

      "you say that like monty pythons flying circus isnt a-"
      -crashing noises-
      "OI CAN WE AV YEER LIVA THEN!?!?"
      "WHAT IN THE .... aaAAUAUUUUUUUGHHHHHTHHHUUUU AAAAAAAAOOOHHHGOOODDDWHYYY-"
      this concludes our broadcast thank you for supporting the BBC.

  • @TornaitSuperBird
    @TornaitSuperBird Рік тому +792

    Petition to call more people "brain knave" from now on.

  • @TheOwlslayer
    @TheOwlslayer Рік тому +83

    Genuinely, I'd watch you guys play and narrate with whatever you have on hand. Bring out sock puppets and just roll some stones around while making funny voices, and I'd still be having the time of my life.

  • @troublemaker9899
    @troublemaker9899 Рік тому +19

    A thrilling tale of the 23-year War of the Straight and Narrow Path, between the forces of Knog Karola von Richtensteinhophenburgerdorf and Hagilda de Louisouisouisou over the great and fantastic purpose of redrawing a small municial footpath. This war dragged on for 23 long years and yielded a total of 25 casualties, 11 of which were from cannibalism.
    The result was the creation of the Parish of the Faith of the Unbegotten Shroom, a small, bustling tax haven with a population of five.
    As classic a European tale as Saint George and the Dragon, you can well see!

  • @silverheart302
    @silverheart302 Рік тому +497

    The Phlogiston Hag babies aremy favorite faction, I hope their next codex will finally do them justice 🙏

    • @lestevegmbh2637
      @lestevegmbh2637 Рік тому +28

      We need a rule were you roll a d6, use that many other d6 for the next throw and the summ of that is the total amount of dice used for the final throw which shows the damage finally.
      Pros: damage ranging from nonexistent to beast ending.
      Cons: need 36 dice once in a while, but thats negated by being a serious wargamer, who has more dice than one could understand.

    • @superluckyhappylife2358
      @superluckyhappylife2358 Рік тому +1

      Where can I find this rule

    • @silverheart302
      @silverheart302 Рік тому

      You must beg papa Alfa for it, maybe he will give the rules to you @@superluckyhappylife2358

    • @ChristopherPayne-yx9bs
      @ChristopherPayne-yx9bs 11 місяців тому +2

      @@lestevegmbh2637 Sounds like Ulric's Fury in d6 form...

    • @lestevegmbh2637
      @lestevegmbh2637 11 місяців тому +3

      @@ChristopherPayne-yx9bs i guess, but this would be exponential instead of additional.

  • @fiendish9474
    @fiendish9474 Рік тому +450

    Great video to listen to while recovering from a migraine

  • @alicemursteinlesbefaen666
    @alicemursteinlesbefaen666 Рік тому +88

    i love turnip28 but from now on i can no longer play it normally. fully in-character voice acting is now required for me to enjoy this game. fucking awesome video

  • @weidiocrow
    @weidiocrow Рік тому +18

    I can't believe the swedes just conned me into buying $30 worth of historical minis. Bravo, your experiment was a success.

  • @lordfriedrick7911
    @lordfriedrick7911 Рік тому +279

    I don't know what happened, but i want an entire series of these weird battles...

    • @Earthpeak
      @Earthpeak Рік тому +32

      Right? I wanna see what happens to Knög Grubhub as he and the regiment recover

    • @MRdeathGodification
      @MRdeathGodification Рік тому +2

      Agreed

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Рік тому +26

      @@Earthpeak I also want to see Hagilda's continuing quest for proper hair care.

    • @Athetos_Admech
      @Athetos_Admech Рік тому

      Post apocalyptic setting where some cancerous root grew so fast that it destroyed almost everything around the time of Napoleon. The survivors are all insane and mutated from eating the wierd plants that have poisoned the land so that nothing else can grow.

    • @Motleydoll123
      @Motleydoll123 11 місяців тому +13

      agreed. you already have several angles for it. Hagilda's eternal quest for better haircare leading her to hire numerous chaotic mercenaries and fight all manner of other cults in her desire to go STRAIGHT to the Saloon(salon), or any other place she desires. Grubhub of course maintaining the rapidly collapsing 'kingdom' of the old fort while rebuilding the regiment and eating each other, the knight forming a new cult and building up its power and might while also contending with the eldrich horrors of this already lost world. add in any new characters that would be fitting and suddenly your crafting a whole narrative of insane and desperate people all struggling to contend with the living hell of the endless war and the twisted festering world.

  • @ShioSloth
    @ShioSloth Рік тому +190

    This feels like if Darkest Dungeon and Yellow Submarine had a child. A beautiful, shining, tuberous child.

    • @larrytherustyboii7442
      @larrytherustyboii7442 Рік тому +30

      To me it's likes if darksouls had a child with a moldy bag full of vegetables.

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 11 місяців тому +15

      Also that child has tubercholosis

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 11 місяців тому

      @@larrytherustyboii7442
      me watching a corpse fuck everything in my garden
      "i dont know that this IS illegal but it SHOULD be."

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 8 місяців тому +10

      If Heironymus Bosch directed a Monty Python skit after discovering Warhammer.

  • @anonmon96
    @anonmon96 10 місяців тому +41

    Only Alfabusa can make a battle between two bands of inbred murderhobos sound equal parts goofy and epic.

  • @ArvandusTheStoryteller
    @ArvandusTheStoryteller 11 місяців тому +129

    Hey Bruva, I just wanted to say thanks. A ton of people went to my channel to learn the lore of this ridiculous universe. Thanks for the boost and thanks for the great video that perfectly shows how darkly funny this world is. Been a fan of you guys since Text to speech and as a world of darkness fan, love your hunter the parenting vids. Cant wait to see what you do next.

  • @Powoga
    @Powoga Рік тому +276

    Neat.
    Also, because I was curious and looked it up, The Great Proboscis is the Blue Flutist by parastone, based on a Hiëronymus Bosch painting.
    "He symbolises the lawlessness."
    Obviously.

    • @tylertenny3987
      @tylertenny3987 Рік тому +25

      Thank you! I was dazzled by that mini but did not have the slightest idea where to find it

    • @kyosokutai
      @kyosokutai 11 місяців тому +21

      @@tylertenny3987 Reaper Miniatures makes one, apparently.

  • @TheAsylumCat
    @TheAsylumCat Рік тому +183

    You know? I often forget that we should fear Bruva's mad genius.

    • @richardpaxford5792
      @richardpaxford5792 Рік тому +23

      "The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

    • @Aconspiracyofravens1
      @Aconspiracyofravens1 Рік тому +13

      You would think so but my first game included the eel peasant railgun. The game is litterally just like this to play

    • @larrytherustyboii7442
      @larrytherustyboii7442 Рік тому +8

      I'm never prepared for what any of his characters say next and it's always hilarious

  • @devincasebeer4459
    @devincasebeer4459 4 місяці тому +7

    Thank you alpha, for introducing me to this amazing bilge-fire of a game. Im making my army as I speak: "Saint Carotas holy gob smashers of the 131st legion".
    They are lead by a gorilla.

  • @FlSKMASTER
    @FlSKMASTER 11 місяців тому +25

    I wish battle reports like this were more common, it's much more fun having the battle told as a story than just seeing two people play a game.

    • @FlSKMASTER
      @FlSKMASTER 11 місяців тому +2

      Also I love Alfa's unique flavour of insanity

  • @jackothelantern
    @jackothelantern Рік тому +144

    I can't explain how hard I laughed at the elephants reveal.
    It really is a natrural war machine.

    • @Spadgeriffic
      @Spadgeriffic 11 місяців тому +36

      The line "Good thing I brought this FUCKING ELEPHANT" is at real risk at living rent free in my head.

    • @quasirobot222
      @quasirobot222 11 місяців тому +23

      The foghorn is the cherry on top of this soggy, absurdist sundae.

  • @Chronologger
    @Chronologger Рік тому +232

    I don't need ANYONE to tell me that you DEFINITELY directed Knog's VA to sound a bit like Orson Welles. Genius.

    • @fishpop
      @fishpop Рік тому +22

      Pretty sure it was Alfa voicing everything...

    • @El_King911
      @El_King911 Рік тому

      dont know if it's everyone but Knog is 100% alfabusa it's very similar to his "Pentex MNC" Hobby Shopen "ad" voice
      ua-cam.com/video/rZ9Zyqx4MzA/v-deo.html
      and remember! "We live in your house™"

  • @Mr_Hst
    @Mr_Hst Рік тому +48

    With every sweeping step you turn thousands of people to raid a fandom. I hope you realize the power you have Alfa.

  • @mccs4452
    @mccs4452 Рік тому +48

    It's like a Hieronymus Bosch painting gained sentience…
    I LOVE IT!

  • @pandakabob8013
    @pandakabob8013 Рік тому +678

    I would watch you guys make a sandwich. This is glorious.

    • @tron-do7ii
      @tron-do7ii Рік тому +9

      Seconded.

    • @manuelsantiago1323
      @manuelsantiago1323 Рік тому +14

      It would be a GLORIOUS sandwich.

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz Рік тому +10

      Thats what it comes down to.
      Alfa is just an interesting person in his voices and sense of humor

    • @nunjabeeswaxs4686
      @nunjabeeswaxs4686 Рік тому +7

      That sandwich would lead to several cults, at least one civil war and somebody getting food poisoning

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz Рік тому +3

      @@nunjabeeswaxs4686 and that would just be the lore alfa built around it before he even showed the video

  • @dapperloser3025
    @dapperloser3025 Рік тому +75

    in a timeline where GW didn't have a problem with fan films we might have seen this for a warhammer game

  • @AlexanderPC123
    @AlexanderPC123 11 місяців тому +24

    The way the narrator get more invested in his story as it goes on is great.

  • @jonanlsh
    @jonanlsh Рік тому +22

    0:33 gave me a borderline aneurysm. Never has a number's narration hurt me so much and yet made me need 'nother

  • @nickfejes6246
    @nickfejes6246 Рік тому +78

    This feels like a grimdark Monty Python skit 😂

  • @hmroid6884
    @hmroid6884 Рік тому +156

    Another vaguely esoteric war game being played by my favorite vaguely esoteric youtube channel! Truly a match made.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 Рік тому +13

      In retrospect, the channel and the game seem made for one another.

  • @PasserbySB
    @PasserbySB 10 місяців тому +21

    Man, how do they come up with such great lines? "They are but candles to be blown out" goes super hard.

  • @chilidragon842
    @chilidragon842 4 місяці тому +7

    I came across this video yesterday, and I immediately went and got the rules PDF and joined the Turnip28 discord.
    It is now 3:30AM and I have a game Im gonna be playing with someone else in an hour and a half at 5 fucking AM over Tabletop Simulator.
    *I will be doing silly voices.*
    Thank you Alfa, I havent wheezed this hard at a video and got sold on a game that quickly in a while.

  • @leonardogignoli8912
    @leonardogignoli8912 Рік тому +45

    This is literally how i imagine turnip28 games in my head. If someone will ever ask me what is turnip28 i'll probably lob this video in their face like a rotten and moldy cabbage, it's that perfect.

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 Рік тому +10

      throwing away a moldy cabbage? what a waste of a perfectly good turnip28 figurine.

  • @andreaven2287
    @andreaven2287 Рік тому +100

    After 2 min in the video, a quick stop. After 2 hours of research and reading, I've decided to build my first Turnip28 force before the end of this summer. I knew nothing of the game before this video. Thank you so much guys. Now I can watch the report.

  • @frogblasttheventcore69
    @frogblasttheventcore69 11 місяців тому +10

    I love the Dawn of War style dialogue boxes, manic voice acting, and the quality of the paintjobs and kitbashing. Great work, this is Emperor TTS level good 👍

    • @frogblasttheventcore69
      @frogblasttheventcore69 10 місяців тому +1

      @BruvaAlfabusa_ AWAY, FOUL XENO. I SHALL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKERY, WITCH. TASTE THE EMPEROR'S FURY!!

  • @TheArchDandy
    @TheArchDandy 4 місяці тому +7

    I keep coming back to this- so good. I'd love more of this type of thing, especially if its a refreshing smaller thing to make between bigger projects.

  • @natanaelsantos3924
    @natanaelsantos3924 Рік тому +32

    I can imagine this in an episode of Hunter: The Parenting where D tells the story of the great masasa war to someone

  • @Max-pi3yx
    @Max-pi3yx Рік тому +87

    Very entertaining, immediately made me look into Turnip28, I'd give this experiment a 10/10 without hesitation!!

  • @TheGeneralMoe114
    @TheGeneralMoe114 20 днів тому +2

    The setting, with its models and lore, seem tailor made for Alfabusa and Garrot. I love it

  • @randonimity84
    @randonimity84 Рік тому +11

    The sudden camera pan from the cannon to the elephant mini was comedy gold.

  • @AnArtistInAVoid
    @AnArtistInAVoid Рік тому +78

    I WANT MORE!
    Apologies. What I meant was that I desire more content in this aesthetic as it has been quite humorous and entertaining.

  • @jefferyjoyner6032
    @jefferyjoyner6032 Рік тому +63

    This is an amazing format and video series idea! To this day the episode of TTS partially based off an actual match between chaos and the guard + grey knights is one of my favorites, and I hope this series goes further!

  • @mobylka
    @mobylka Рік тому +17

    BEST
    WAR-REPORT
    EVER!
    wellp, now I need more.

  • @supremetarantulasorcerer165
    @supremetarantulasorcerer165 Рік тому +4

    This is like if Darkwood was made by Rogue Trader era GW

  • @Malkamok
    @Malkamok Рік тому +18

    "Remove the fort!"
    1:25 in and I'm already sold

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 Рік тому +34

    The TTS episodes with such random elements always were my favorites. Though unsuitable for a focused narrative I could see good things as an anthology of battle reports.

  • @James-bs8bd
    @James-bs8bd 9 місяців тому +12

    Thanks!

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  9 місяців тому +15

      Thank you immensely from all of us, you’ve dropped an absolutely brainchoking amount on us out of nowhere. I am launching the Biggest Possible Thank from a catapult into your very home.

  • @daringdarius5686
    @daringdarius5686 Рік тому +8

    I've now seen the video 3x through.
    1) I love this content, more of it in the future would be absolutely amazing 😊
    2) Thank you for introducing me to Turnip28. Time to make my resin printer go brrrrrrr
    3) Mushroom head is the first miniature I'm printing

  • @gfefighter8510
    @gfefighter8510 Рік тому +23

    this felt like a fever dream

  • @timothywilliams6785
    @timothywilliams6785 Рік тому +218

    Sweet god, what is this monstrosity of a game? I love it

    • @Misclicking_orc
      @Misclicking_orc Рік тому +60

      Turnip 28. It’s a weird miniature agnostic game. There are some free rules online.

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes Рік тому +16

      Idk but look at those SNOUTS

  • @bloodsalt
    @bloodsalt 3 місяці тому +4

    Holy crap, that intro! I absolutely lost it at the 'elephant' foghorn

  • @Zaaggastkich
    @Zaaggastkich Рік тому +10

    Only 5 mins in and I’m subbed specifically for this. It is glorious. I’d watch a whole campaign in the TURNIP28 setting

  • @gentleshark972
    @gentleshark972 Рік тому +293

    "The parish now consists of 4 people.
    Al of which have tuberculosis."
    That sounds like rimworld on hardmode.

    • @vigorouslethargy
      @vigorouslethargy Рік тому +19

      Tuber-culosis.
      Tubers are a genus of mushroom.
      😄

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 Рік тому +6

      average british polity

    • @TheTomac
      @TheTomac 11 місяців тому +2

      @@vigorouslethargy theyre really not.

    • @vigorouslethargy
      @vigorouslethargy 11 місяців тому +6

      @@TheTomac
      Not going through the whole classification but:
      Kingdom: Fungi
      Family: Tuberaceae
      Genus: Tuber
      What you likely *thought* I meant was tuber vegetables like potatoes. Which is an understandable assumption.

    • @krakerbox1108
      @krakerbox1108 11 місяців тому +4

      Perhaps it should be mentioned that in the lore of Turnip28, there is a network of foul tubers growing all across, and this mutating vegetable is the only other food that humans survive on, so Tuber-Culosis could very much refer to the vegetable kind of Tuber.

  • @Misclicking_orc
    @Misclicking_orc Рік тому +71

    I heard about turnip 28 a few weeks ago. Quite a weird little game. Makes sense you guys would be into it.

  • @gsamalot
    @gsamalot 8 місяців тому +4

    I have no idea what the fuck just happen but I want more of this now. Also that a sweet fucking dog you have at the end

  • @mrmackie-qp6lr
    @mrmackie-qp6lr 7 місяців тому +13

    I was really hoping you guys would have Put out something for Halloween or Christmas but you will do it when you're ready and not a second before hope you all had a good holiday season see you round

    • @killamanjarothedm9358
      @killamanjarothedm9358 6 місяців тому +4

      At least I know he’s alive due to this comment. Holy crap I was worried for these guys.

    • @mrmackie-qp6lr
      @mrmackie-qp6lr 6 місяців тому +2

      @@killamanjarothedm9358 with creative types there going to do things at there own speed all you can do is wait i,m a old UA-cam man's I know these things I do watch there videos once or twice a month still.

  • @iamkroot6098
    @iamkroot6098 Рік тому +83

    One of the more entertaining battle reports I’ve seen.

  • @MrVarangian88
    @MrVarangian88 Рік тому +42

    I was having an absolutely shit week but now the glory of Mushroom Man has helped me turn my life around.
    Seriously guys, thank you, this made my day.

  • @paulgrabner540
    @paulgrabner540 Рік тому +10

    As long as you guys keep having fun with this, please make more.

  • @eckelrock
    @eckelrock Рік тому +7

    I have no clue what this is, but it's great.
    It's like if Narnia was designed by Phil Tippett and performed by characters from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

  • @Salvationtower
    @Salvationtower Рік тому +41

    This brings me back to your genestealer cult stuff with the funny little goat people. Amazing stuff and quite disgusting.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 Рік тому +13

      Bruva Alfabusa's "Goatstealer Cults" is what made me think Turnip28 is the perfect game for him. Their "vibes" are totally in concordance.

    • @Salvationtower
      @Salvationtower Рік тому +7

      @@Bluecho4 oh most certainly. A it's the filthiest, most downtrodden and horrid game I can think of. It's like it was written for him 😊

  • @lorenzogarompolo8074
    @lorenzogarompolo8074 Рік тому +29

    I'm absolutely in love with the vibe of this setting. It feels like a dumber, muddier version of the Napoleonic wars. I require more! And I require lore too!

  • @coldhotpocket8226
    @coldhotpocket8226 2 місяці тому +2

    The subtitle [incoherent cannibalism] had me dying.
    This entire video was fantastic, all of the dialogue was amazing. Thank you so much for putting this out there.

  • @anonmon96
    @anonmon96 6 місяців тому +9

    @Bruva Alfabusa , When can we expect your next video? Its been 5 months already. I am honestly getting worried dude.

  • @Capng123
    @Capng123 Рік тому +14

    There is literally no one else who could do a T28 batrep other than you guys. The comedy and insanity of the setting is so perfectly portrayed it beggers belief.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 Рік тому +9

    I'm surprised it took this long for Bruva Alfabusa to embrace the _rootish horror_ that is Turnip28. But nonetheless, I am _delighted beyond wooooooooooords!_
    For those unfamiliar with Turnip28, this is basically the exact tone the game goes for. It's great.

  • @kyubiultima5
    @kyubiultima5 4 місяці тому +2

    This is the best battle report i have ever seen. This is not a joke. The voice styling with the absurdity of the setting is fantastic

  • @cerberus400
    @cerberus400 Місяць тому +3

    hey, just wanted to say I really appreciate that you folks put contextual subtitles directly into your videos. I'm clinically deaf and my ears don't work so good. The neurological tinnitus doesn't help either. So being able to read along, stopping at the right points, the necessary exaggerations in context with the shenans. It makes it so much easier and so much more fun enjoying the work you put into this. Thank you. 🙂

  • @Zunger
    @Zunger Рік тому +79

    Could you guys do a lore video on Turnip28? this setting looks like a lot of fun.

    • @minibotas9496
      @minibotas9496 11 місяців тому

      Honestly, this is the lore:
      Two thousand years after the defeat of Napoleon, Europe is still at war, everything has turned to mud, and the people have gotten so dumb to the point they wage “wars” over petty squabbles, with sizes of hardly 30 men; the discussion of which type of vegetable is best being the most common.
      Speaking of vegetables, they are worshiped, and some of them have even mutated to living beings that respawn in the swamps.
      Technology has all but been forgotten, powder weapons (muskets and cannons specifically) are considered lost technology and are the most powerful weapons on this setting.
      Livestock has mutated into vegetable-meat hybrids, crabs have gotten VERY BIG, cannibals are a common sight, and there’s a cult that dedicates itself into planting a mutated Turnip that grows fast and starts using it’s roots for hunting; think of it as an “eldritch” Turnip version of Kudzu. Their mechanics definitedly feel like it.
      Not much else, just setting.

    • @derpherp1810
      @derpherp1810 11 місяців тому

      TLDR; A fuckin mutant turnip grows out of the ground during the Napoleonic wars, shit stagnates and gets all stanky, and boom peak dumbassery.

  • @cynicalgarbage5811
    @cynicalgarbage5811 Рік тому +13

    I laughed, I cried, I shitted. I need more of of this stuff!

  • @YouCaughtCzars
    @YouCaughtCzars Рік тому +7

    This is the only battle report that makes you question your sanity.
    More, plz.

  • @AngryAragami
    @AngryAragami Рік тому +12

    After watching this, I went and read the rule book. After reading the rule book, I went and read the free first issue of the magazine, with it's model making tips and a beautifully horrific short story. After all this, I both desire to begin making my own horrible Regiment, as well as find people to play with. I hope you and the rest of the gang make more stuff in this setting Alfa, as it's just as wretched and hilarious as you guys.

  • @PhantomRaider100
    @PhantomRaider100 Рік тому +19

    This was the funniest, weirdest piece of wargaming I have ever seen. I wish to see more in the future. Keep up the good work Alfabusa!

  • @matthewdixon8600
    @matthewdixon8600 Рік тому +8

    Hail to the Gatling mushroom

  • @ryanduran2342
    @ryanduran2342 Рік тому +10

    I have been made aware of Turnip28....thus this video has enriched my life.

  • @Shaso1000
    @Shaso1000 11 місяців тому +4

    In a land too close for comfort is such a good line.

  • @happyyet5387
    @happyyet5387 Рік тому +25

    "gets his fingernail stuck in a tank trap - and dies immediately. The rest mourn his loss and don't move another inch."
    I don't know why, but this broke me. Mr. Alfabusa, your ability to craft such comedic gold from anything with what seems to be natural Macguyver-esque talent never ceases to entertain.
    P.S. Moar Boy episodes ples. Clearly Boy is the chosen one, and we must see his journey as he protects the precious Smerples from both Camarilla killers (Camarillers?) and the Demon-Horse corrupted Fleas that we all know Horse has been shedding all over the place. Will Boy be up to the challenge? We must know! For Boys Bulbous Bempire!

  • @geistincarnate
    @geistincarnate Рік тому +14

    The battle reports were some of my favorite parts of TTS so this was a delight-doing my part to feed the algorithim so we can see hopefully see more in the future!

  • @monk864
    @monk864 4 місяці тому +4

    I'm glad to see you're not the only one here frantically excited for the new episode

  • @smilemore7431
    @smilemore7431 11 місяців тому +2

    I’m excited for this new series. The battle mini storytelling method is great because literally anyone can die so you never know where the story goes next!

  • @RaptorZefier
    @RaptorZefier Рік тому +8

    More, I didn't even know what Turnip28 was, and this has opened my eyes. It's amazing, I would adore more of these Dawn of War style battle reports for any sort of tabletop game.

  • @nightmagnus7595
    @nightmagnus7595 Рік тому +17

    Would love to see more frankly. T28 is so interesting and a great opportunity for storytelling, I just gotta get around to building and painting (as per usual)

  • @galaxycamerata
    @galaxycamerata Місяць тому +1

    I love the higher-concept of a post-apocalyptic warworld based exclusively on European fairytale-esque visuals twisted into various war factions.
    Like, elderly bog hag covens that use church bells as cannons, easily-impressed lapine knights that employ tap-dancing trumpet-nosed blue monsters that are loosely defined as "elephants", and loathsome boar-men that come in so many shapes and sizes it's a wonder they still look like boars. It's got a LOT going on with it.

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 6 місяців тому +6

    Any new plans on the channel? No activity in a while, getting nervous!

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  6 місяців тому +10

      Returning early March!

    • @anamericangrizzlybear8315
      @anamericangrizzlybear8315 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@alfabusathank you, been waiting patiently for your return 😭😭😭

    • @iainballas
      @iainballas 5 місяців тому

      @@alfabusa Oh, whew, was getting worried. Never heard about a vacation XD