If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 30 Part 1: Cosmic Irrationality
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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2021
- Base Script/Story by Alfabusa, Earndil
Script Writers: Alfabusa, Earndil
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Video Editors: Alfabusa, VindicareAssassin
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Script Editors: Oculus Imperia
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Audio Editors: Alfabusa, StringStorm
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Haven Kendrick as the Deceiver
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ThunderPsyker as Tahril
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Naerina as Lady Malys
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StellarElite & TheLemonGrenade as Belisarius Cawl
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Karl as Datasmith
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Oculus Imperia as the Abducted Chronicler
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Alfabusa as Wamuudes - Розваги
I have written a big, fat comment on the next part of this episode that I'd implore you to read if you want more information on what the future's looking like.
Thank you very much.
You do God's work man.
God be with you and your family, take care in these times.
Emperor-bless your work man. It will be forever missed!😔😔
when i saw this i had to pinch myself to make sure i wasnt dreaming or died and gone to heaven. even if hthese are the last ones well ever see. the number of laughing fits and stitches youve given eveeryone worth the pain of the ride innevitably coming to an end. wish it could go on forever obviously. buuutt im sure whatever you go going next will still have that awesome touch you got. love your work and love to see whatever you got going on
We love what you created, not just the material you used to create it.
I will miss your work ALOT
"How does it feel to serve a dying fan animation?" "Euphoric"
To partake in our fic, is to be I M M O R T A L
Games Workshop will fall before OUR FANBASE WILL!
@@whyudoit4009 We can stay angry longer than they can stay solvent. GW shall be judged and found wanting.
@@voidstrider801 preach brother
Far better than sticking with a *parasite* of a company.
This is like having the opportunity to have one last drink with a friend you know you won't see for a very long time.
I'm gonna cherish this.
what makes you think that?
Make it count. All of it.
@@samahirrao TTS is on indefinite hiatus given GW recent attitude toward fan content. Bruva is a father and a family man so he didn't feel like putting his passion project ahead of the well being and economic stability of his family so he decided to interrupt 40k content.
He'll work on something different from now on and he already has something on the back burner I'm sure.
Raise a glass to alfabusa someone we may never see again.
@@sentimentalmariner590 I have no glass, for the Sea of Thieves had been unforgiving.
Instead, I've a mug befitting an Admiral, for us to share a toast. To the Alfa Legion!
You know, Kaldor Draigo being part c’tan would explain why he could eat a sun
@Mal - 4X Todesbote think that was void dragon based on previous popsicle-stick puppet episodes
@@oscaranderson5719 It was most definitely a Tyranid. You can see the Void Dragon cutout puppet on episode 16, and the one for the Nids in ep 17
@@jorgedeanoperez2997 But the tyrannies weren’t a thing at the time. It would also make no sense to make him part Tyranid as that would put him within partial control of the Hive Mind. It was that C’tan with the question mark for a head, I think it was the Nightbringer, not sure, but you can see The Deceiver and the Void Dragon shoving that C’tan into Draigo’s body in one of the speedy flashes.
@@hexcss9153 the first Tyranic war was in 745.M41, and the World Engine and Kaldor Draigo becoming Grandmaster both happened in early 900M41
@@jorgedeanoperez2997 My bad then but still it wouldn’t make sense for the Deceiver to mix him with a tyranid for what I explained before.
*_"I never thought I'd die riding the skies with a son of the Emperor!"_*
*_"It is better to burn out than to fade away, my friends!"_*
Unquestionably. Seen my fair share of shows that last so long that they can't really be said to be continuing, so much as lingering. Long past the point that anyone actually cared or felt invested. A blaze of glory is far more preferable, I think.
FOR ATTILA
FOR DE EMPRAH
ONE LAST TIME! INTO THE BREACH WITH ME BROTHERS!
HURRAH
GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE! CHARGE AND WAAAAAAATCH!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Throw away your scabbards men, no putting the sword away til the work is done
FOR THE EMPEROR, BROTHERS ONTO THE BREACH
The fallen will be forever remembered as the Emperor's finest
They will be
Asmodai! He knows of the FALLEN! MAKE HIM REPENT!
They haven't fallen yet. This is a lost battle, but the crusade will never stop.
Not the emperor’s finest, he is 40k’s finest
I really read it in Apothecary voice.
“You castrated yourself”
Knowingly or not, he had some balls to say that to the Emperor.
[Tahril suffers 4 mortal wounds]
“uh-huh…”
Tahril is mood-kindred…
MOOOOOOOOD-KIIIIINDREEEEED!
“Ok.”
-Exhausted Tahril
In memory of this gloriously overwrought fanfiction, we give our thanks to you Bruva.
The best fanfic ever
Remember the smash bros fanatic that's longer than the bible?
Beyond fan fiction!
Also a torch and pitchfork to Games Workshop.
nonono, GW writes fanfiction, TTS is the actual lore
GW: do you want to hear some fun news?
Entire fanbase: my consent is evet irrelevant.
The split moment right after the deceiver finished his inhale transitioning into his livid flashback I got an ad for a youtube meditation and relaxation recommendation
Same
The calm before the storm
The amount of sheer agony that the loss of this series will magnify in the warp is enough to incarnate Slaanesh millennia early.
Is probably tht is creating his own Chaos god
Only if it bring pleasure to someone. And i am convinced the shits-for brains at GW responsible are incapable to actually comprehend even the concept of something pleasant.
@@_Muzolf nah mate they're probably orgasming from the pleasure they receive from angering their fan base. Janitors have probably been working overtime to try and clean the sticky pile at the center of their office, doesn't help that every minute someone adds more.
It is an honor to see another episode of this masterpiece of a show
The last through ,for a while at least. :(
Download the entire collection before GW has YT remove them all...
I just came back, I didn't know they released this episode
@@honorguard7616 what do mean by that? Is there a possibility that this show gets continued?
@@sebastianschweikart1820 yep ,main issue is GW at the moment
The Emp zoom in at 9:23 and subsequent zoom out when the guy clarified fucking killed me.
Same
That was hilarious and the bone crack and guy saying he castrated himself makes it even funnier
"My consent is ever irrelevant" is such a brilliant line
Alfabusa thank you for everything you have given to Warhammer and it's fans.
I hope that GW has a "oh shit" moment and takes back their zero-tolerance policy.
Otherwise, the Long War starts.
Couldn't have said it better myself
Facts
Wouldn't happen. We are not they're aduiance any more.they want to move to a border one. By taking a risk. The only thing that can make them fail is: a)they our last moment for the necerry cash and reputation (and we mybe can win them in that) or b. There indever fails and they will have to crol back to us
@@yuvalgabay1023 C: We bankrupt them with 3D printers
@@elseggs6504 look . We have to try. We should not give upp. Even if it's seems lost. We mast keep fighting. That's how it's is in life. And that's how it's here. We should hurt them in any way possible (not voilent but good demmet I have fantasies) I think batter it's to buy other games. To show them table top can be successful even whit 3d printer's
"You castrated yourself"
(epic zoom in) ???
"upon the alter of progress"
(epic zoom out)
I died
Same
I somehow dont know what that means lol
@@iwillzpwnu5686 When the normal dude says the Emperor was "castrated upon the altar of progress", he refers to that time when He cut away his compassion, which formed the Star-Child. Without his compassion, how can he truly feel grief at the prospect of losing Kitten?
Even though it's funny, it's a VERY important line.
Also: “Castrated” refers to the removal of one’s genitals.
@@iwillzpwnu5686 Empz was about to summon Prohibition Hammer until he realized Chronicler was just waxing poetic.
My cat, Mon'Keigh was paying attention to this, either because she kept hearing her name or bright colors flitting around.
It was really cute to watch.
why, did you name your cat, Mon'keigh?
@@floricel_112 She is named Monkey. We just changed the spelling due to being flagged for h*t* speech on some Social Media platforms.
@@floricel_112 Because the cat is probably smarter than most 40K political figures.
Thank you, Alfabusa, and Thank you everyone who were part of this incredible jorney.
Watching TTS had brightened my days so many times, that i've lost count.
5 seconds in 11 thousands already. Godspeed, Bruva and everyone involved jn the production. May better times be upon you.
As he has stated in part 2, this has been available for Patreons for months already
@@TheNikoNik Will there be Part 3?
@@rexlumontad5644 again, read the message in part 2
@@TheNikoNik Saw it and oof. :(
10 hours in and 57 heretics and/or GW lawyers.
I would usually feel the sweet taste of joy at this upload. Yet all I taste is the ashes of what could have been a golden age for the setting…
The whole setting just tastes like acid on my tongue now. I am simply... bitter. Filled with a sort of hateful melancholy, where once burned the flames of wrath. All the memes that made me laugh, all the stories that inspired me, the quotes that stuck with me, the characters I loved, it all tastes like ashes now.
@@notsae66 man, don’t let this ruin the strippers or the Emperors witty remarks. You have to keep strong and remember the good. Everything does become a memory sooner or later, and sadly this is no exception ;(
But we owe it to Alfa that his passion be remembered as what it is.
The greatest thing to happen to the community since it’s inception.
Heraldman: "You castrated yourself--"
Big E: *○_○*
Heraldman: "upon the altar of progress"
Big E: °_°
"Ok I have to go to bed, see you later."
"Ok see you later man."
*Last online 17306 days ago
I may be one of thousands, however I'll hold the line forever more with my fellow patreons.
"Chaos beware, we have waffles!"
Glory to you.
So The Deceiver is basically GW trying to maintain the status quo.
You got me through PTSD and life after the war. TTS made me laugh again. MAY THE ALLFATHER KEEP YOUR AXE SHARP AND GIVE YOU MANY WOLVES!
Which war?
@@wraithface4410 of the beast(?
I know it's not the best time for humor, but in the spirit of appreciating the work because it was here. . .
"Nasty boy will shut his mouth" made me start to cry laugh
I hope we'll get to see part 3 some day. Damn things really took a turn for the worse, didn't they?
The moment GW realizes they fucked up and lightens up their copyright laws, then part 3 will arrive.
Mark these words.
@@leonardobordignon7452 gw can't sustain this. Either they stop this or they as a company will literally permanently ruin their reputation with the community to a unforgivable degree.
@@bruh-ud4tt But will they actually do it tho?
@@saektalt optimism is good.
Especially in these times
@@leonardobordignon7452 GW would have to be that dumb to ruin themselves
By the emperor, BRUVA LIVES *STOMP* *STOMP*
To soon dude, to soon
Sadness intenfies.
Don't lost hope brother ! GW mayby won this battle but the war its just beguinning ! I can't do enyting but support who disaprove and protest againt the new politique stupid of GW ! Remember : the humanity is like a sparkle in the Darkness of 40000 Millenium but thougeter we can sparkle like a sun ! (Sorry for my Bad english, i am from belguim)
I swear the restraint of being unmoving and having a paced, monotone voice adds so much character to the humanly emotive Emperor
Someone save This on a STC, so we never miss out on This masterpiece of a show!?
I may not have an STC, but I do have, several copies saved on several drives to be safe
Remember to upload it in some Hub or Hamster...
None would try to find it in the middle of Slaanesh's Realm... May Tzeench make our luck.
I have every episode, short, and special backed up.
@@Webshooters1 You know what you must do brother, the Emperor's work.
@@Webshooters1 Hail noble chronicler of history!
We will remember you as truly the emperor’s finest
So, let's see if I got the Deceiver's explanation right. First, the World Engine shows up. Then, we see him drawing a Tyranid; I wonder if this implies he created them or that he "drew" them into the Galaxy... then a symbol I can't identify takes the screen, before a bunch of Grey Knights appear. The Deceiver shows his displeasure, with the Tyranid behind him (either turned against the Deceiver and was chasing him, or was just looking at the arrival of the Grey Knights alongside him). Then the Grey Knights beating Necrons, with Draigo standing atop a pile of defeated Necrons. Then the Outsider pops up between the Deceiver and the Tyranid, the Deceiver takes Draigo and merges the Outsider with him (Or at least a shard. Either way, it explains his insanity and power). Now, at the end he claims it was the product of a collaboration between him and Big E, but the Emperor claimed no knowledge of the Tyranids or the Grey Knights when he spoke of them with Kitten, so he either lied, didn't remember it due to his memory fragmentation, the Deceiver lied (figures) or Emps collaborated in some way that made him unaware of Nids or Grey Knights being a thing. All in all, only Draigo's power and madness was explained, while all other events are still shrowded in mystery. The World Engine's rampage started in 912 41M and Draigo became Supreme Grand Master in 901, and apparently his first act as such was to carve the previous douche's name onto Morty's heart. This suggests that the World Engine took an action relevant to nids and Grey Knights *before* its rampage through Imperial Space, or that the timeline gets blurry in the TTS verse...
Fuck, Geedubs better changes its policies so TTS can continue and I can have my answers.
Not tyrannid it void dragon
@@aaaphaaap4622 You sure? I don't remember the Void Dragon looking like that in episode 16. Didn't see that sharp looking spike down it's spine and those extra pointy limbs on its back.
I think that the emperor's part was his unknowing creation of the grey knights and astartes as a whole, remember: the deciever has been around for about 46 million years, so the entirety of the imperium is a small drop in the bucket to him
The outsider cannot be sharded, otherwise it would release all the C'tan he had consume. Hence, Kaldor Drago is the entire C'tan.
@@quanghuynguyen7957 that would also explain it
Thank you, Bruva. This series shall be remembered in the Halls of Glory.
ive found you again
damnit form tanks to 40K how the hell
Glory Halls
This wasn't a show, but a masterpiece. I do hope that despite everything, it'll continue somehow.
Yep, I’m still into Malys even now. I really need to reconsider my tastes. Thanks for the journey so far, Bruva. Hopefully one day we can reach its end. Until then, there really are no victors in the 42nd millenium.
You and me both, brother.
The clown cackle does things for me, and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
That French accent does things.
Tfw no clown waifu that teases me with sharp objects
Bro.
We shall savour every second Bruva. May the Man Emperors manly light shine upon you eternally
The "Deciever Council" is hilarious.
The Council of Dicks
"You are, in-and-of yourself, an epic fail compilation."
These roasts go hard.
I'm done with Warhammer until they formally apologize and allow wonderful creative fans such as Bruva Alfabusa to continue pouring their hearts and souls into a franchise they love so dearly. TTS got me in, TTS got me out. Only TTS can get me back in.
Ditto. TTS was my entry to learn more about 40K. Now that this has happened I'm out. If GW allows TTS and fan animations back then I'll be back.
@@Webshooters1 They haven’t technically said anything to TTS, they could still allow it, we don’t know.
@@danitron4096 Alfabusa has already said that TTS is going on indefinite hiatus because of GW's new policy plus being a new parent. While they are guidelines and not legally enforceable, GW has been known to be a bully in terms of IP enforcement. I imagine he doesn't want to deal with them ontop of his new responsibilites as a parent.
If this policy is reversed then TTS will continue but until then he will work on other projects in IPs that they know for sure support fan-made content as well as his own original IP. Battlemace 22 anyone?
@@Webshooters1 One can only hope if GW gets hit with a lawsuit. Apparently, their IP changes and shenanigans are illegal in the UK. Can't confirm though.
one day..
The worst part is this episode confirms you were working up to Cadia and Guilliman in the very near future. The Emmisary in the arena happens right at the start of that.
Been saving all the episodes up to this day just in case the GW Inquisition declares Exterminatus on this channel, hopefully it won't happen because of warp interferance. Thank You for all the laughs bruva. The Emperor Protects.
That reminds me, something like that happened to the UA-cam channel _Sailor Moon Says,_ a channel dedicated to cataloguing the anime’s most narm-tastic out of context scenes. An odd show to mention in a TTS comment section, but after the channel was taken down by copyright goodness, someone had catalogued _ALL_ the clips released before that point and made the whole thing publicly available on a google drive account. Worst case, maybe you can do that should GW try something funny.
Games Workshop is a chaos warp puppet, a heretic
just in time, i started watching this series yesterday
absurdly how addicting this is.
edit: i didn't know a flying fuck about 40k. After watching half of the first episode i was invested, so invested that i watched whole bloody 3 parts of 40k lore then i watched all of this in 2 days
good fucking work Bruva!!
Welcome to the darkest timeline
In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only GW attorneys.
This is the final battle Bruva, the Last of the Imperium Loyal Forces stand with you, and we shall charge in to victory or die trying. We shall be remembered as the last stand against Chaos and you shall be remembered for giving such a heartwarming series for years-
Throne alive. He is posting whatever is left. Thank you Bruva. The Emperor protects!
....Yes? Did you not watch his video about this whole "hiatus" deal? It was mentioned.
For as short a time as the deceiver has been around in the series i must say i absolutely love the character being this twisted bundle of nerves going in and out of several realities to just chat with himself and plot all sorts of twisted shit.
"We don't want this! It is bad!" -Games Workshop, probably
9:21 he was so worried that he physically moved his body regardless of the psychic pain it would cause him 🤣😂🤣😂
"I shall not watch this until the long waiting will be over so I will not experience the pain of the cliffhanger, but doing so causes immense pain as well"
I really liked the scene where the chronicler asks Big E if he still feels grief, I feel like he has more importance than he appears to have and that’s why Emps keeps him around
I love the sneaky tabletop notes with the mortal wounds etc. I wish this would become the norm to hint on a giant tabletopgame played by actual humans which depicts this storyline in the end
scummy GW wishes they were this good. The custodes one was amazing as hell.
In this grim, dark hour, heed these words of wisdom, brothers:
"The COMPANY BROKE BEFORE THE FANDOM DID!"
You know so many times I’ve forgotten about this series know that some day another beautiful episode will be released.
It’s now dawning on me that this is one less constant in a world of uncertainty.
This series shall be remembered as a cornerstone of entertainment in the modern era.
Fucken awesome work lads
Tahril needs a vacation it seems. Actually pretty much almost everyone in this series probably haven't had a proper restful vacation in a while.
You got me into warhammer, and for that I am infinitely thankful. None of you deserve what games workshop has done, but i'm sure you'll hang in there regardless. 40k may have brought people to the channel, but you guys are what got them to stay.
Good luck, Bruva. We'll see you on the next project.
The tts>leutin>blacklibrary pipeline is real.
Alfabusa and team, thank you so much for everything you've given the community over the past years. We don't know what direction you'll decide to take next, but we'll be going there together with you.
Draigo is implanted with a shard of the Outsider. Explains how he ate a sun.
I almost can’t bring myself to watch. If I never hit play, it never ends.
This shall be one of the last boys, cherish it.
Perhaps the saddest thing to me is that Tahril will never get the chance to truly hit his extremely put-upon stride.
We get this feeling of new TTS one final time before it’s gone for good.
Thank you Bruva.
This serie is much better than most of the actual series in Netflix
Wait the Netflix series is out?
GW shenanigans makes angrier than an Angry Marine.
But this makes me giddy.
I absolutely adore the Deceiver and his performance. He's just so sardonically off-kilter and utterly bombastic, it's a joy to watch him.
He channels gilbert gottfried energy
The Deceiver won, while we were all paying attention to the in-universe story he went and won over the source, the Games Workshop legal team!
Well, he is THE sucker-puncher of 40k. Vect is a close second.
I’ve put this off watching for so long in the hopes of a return a change of policy from the powers that be but I see it will not flow in that direction so I give thanks for what we got and am glad the new series is also some quality shit
This is the greatest imperial treasure we ever receive
There is something heartwarming about seeing this posted.
I got all excited for a minute then remembered. Joyous and sad at the same time. Can’t wait for part 2
Won't ever know how long this channel will last, but thank you for all the entertaining parody and years upon years of hard work. If all good things must come to an end, remember that you made a 'good' thing - Long live Bruva Alfabusa!!!
There is a sadness in seeing a flame, flicker and fight even as the world tries to snuff it out. For what can be sadder then a light go out and darkness take its place .TTS was probably one of the grandest fan creations to exist and it’s a terrible shame to see it go away.
Let it be known that the corporation broke before the fans. Hundreds of us may fall but tens of thousands will take their place
I'm so gonna miss this!
Man, Oculus Imperia really showed off his voice acting capabilities in this, the Chronicler is one of my favourite characters in the show, his apparent madness serving as an "excuse" to ask the questions all others are too afraid to ask, and the emotion with which he asks "Do you truly care?" is just... goddamn man
Thank you, Alfa, for pouring years into this glorious masterpiece that brought joy to so many of us. Nothing is ever beautiful because it lasts.
A salute to perhaps one of the best fanfiction/alternate universe series on youtube! We promise to support your future work and God bless your team and your families :D
Brilliant. Thank you Alpha and the whole TTS team. I very much look forward to what you folks come up with next.
0:32 The Warrior of Light when getting roped into the antics of those two dwarfs that were part of the NieR raid storyline.
Not for nothing but Haven Kendrick's performance as the Deceiver is SUBLIME. Manic, unhinged ranting and raving even when speaking perfectly clearly and coherently. Whether he's screaming and shouting or calmly explaining something to his foil there, there's a consistent feeling of pure distilled chaos in his voice. There are LAYERS to the insanity he injected into his lines, here.
Thank you Alfa, we will remember all the hard work you and the cast put into this project.
so the outsider, a cosmic manifestation of madness bad enough to make the warp say "dude you gotta chill" is in draigo... is the deceiver just obsessed with finding a way to die?
the deceiver's VA really made the most out of what little screen time he had during his 2 appearances.
Never has anything so perfectly embodied the concept of bittersweet.
Hell yeah i have been waiting for this.
As i was writing this part 2 was released. YES
Our god emperor! Your final cry into the void, truely inspires us!
9:05 this entire conversation is foreshadowing
Nice one bruva
Just wanted to say thanks so much for all your creativity and hard-work. This was some of the most entertaining content on UA-cam and gave me hours and hours of enjoyment. It will be missed.
There really aren't any words. There's a hole in 40K fandom now, one that may not ever be filled.
I've waited for so long... never lost faith.
Gotta say, making Oculus Imperia a canon part of this universe was a genuine stroke of genius.
9:24 this has me in tears.
The thing that genuinely pisses me off is that these animations, made by fans, actually serve to introduce more people to the hobby, and companies like GW are more interested in protecting their precious IP instead of using it for the free advertising that it actually is. TTS got me into buying a lot of the books and getting hard into the lore of WH40k, but an attitude like this makes me want to stop supporting the company, even if it ends up punishing the authors. I understand the need to protect your IP, but doing it this aggressively just doesn't make sense to me.
Guess I'm gonna keep getting my books second hand.
Well, after seeing what those "fans" did the last week at the community page i rather wished TTS never existed. Seriously, they and their fcking crusade can go frick themself. It was a disgusting display of incompetence on the highest levels.
@@JesLazarus ...what?
@@JesLazarus what happened?
This and LordLucans Warhammer 60k fanfic had been my true introduction to 40k deep lore. I played Dawn of War 2 before that, but these stories are integral to becoming an actual fan of the franchise.
GW: _Animations are now forbidden_
Everyone with at least half a skull: 10:15
Or 5:56
Requiescat in pace. Your series will be one of the funniest and greatest things I've ever found.
Thank for all that you have give us, we will follow you into whatever new projects you start
I will truly miss this.
**Salute** It was an honour.
This is great man, will always support you!
YAAAAAY!!! Thank you SOOO much for continuing this great series Alfabusa. I cannot WAIT to see where it goes & enjoy the ride.
Thank you, once again, so much for all your years and efforts into making this show, Alfa.