If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 4: Kitten & Tzeentch play a Children's Card Game

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  • @Kiwithe3rd
    @Kiwithe3rd 7 років тому +8827

    During recording, Kiwi was told this is actually how the game plays. He still doesn't believe it.

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  7 років тому +3022

      Amazing, isn't it?
      AmazinGLY SHIIIIIIT.

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 7 років тому +1080

      it's not.
      pot of greed has never been legal at 3 and is currently banned
      card destruction has been banned for a long time, and before that it was at 1 for literally a decade
      several of the cards he used have been errata'd
      both the morphing jars are banned

    • @Kiwithe3rd
      @Kiwithe3rd 7 років тому +1586

      Your statements that specific cards don't work that way just makes Kiwi feel more and more like the game isn't real.

    • @lorddiable
      @lorddiable 7 років тому +1045

      but what ARE rules, really.

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 7 років тому +1110

      for the record, cards in this video that are banned:
      Monster reborn(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1)
      pot of avarice(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1)
      pot of greed
      graceful charity
      card destruction(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1)
      giant trunade
      morphing jar #2(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1)
      cards in this video that don't work the way they are depicted in this video:
      rescue cat(can only be used once per turn, no matter how many times it comes out. also negates the monsters it summons out)
      mystical space typhoon(does not negate)
      pot of avarice(can only target monsters in grave)
      and finally, game mechanics done wrong:
      tzeentch went first and started with 6 cards. The player going first does not draw.
      MST does not negate
      giant trunade would not stop magical explosion from activating
      But what ARE rules, really.

  • @CodeeXD
    @CodeeXD 5 років тому +5440

    Rescue cat has sacrificed himself for his battle brothers. He will always be remembered

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 4 роки тому +200

      twice!

    • @jasonlatimer3022
      @jasonlatimer3022 4 роки тому +129

      The fallen shall be ever remembered as The Emperor's finest

    • @flare3000
      @flare3000 4 роки тому +70

      Wait! WAIT! He is still alive!
      Quickly brothers! We must inter him into a Dreadnought

    • @domc9801
      @domc9801 4 роки тому +32

      Funny thing Custodes don’t have the same brotherly connection, unless their Kitten of course.

    • @spongeyspikes09
      @spongeyspikes09 4 роки тому +12

      From now on I'll not prefer them monsters instead I'll call them battle brothers/sisters

  • @hectoriiibongconuqui7106
    @hectoriiibongconuqui7106 6 років тому +4790

    And so, Kitten earned a new name.
    The Defier of Fate.

    • @chairmeme6231
      @chairmeme6231 5 років тому +257

      And wife of the emperor

    • @NguyenMinh-vs1vm
      @NguyenMinh-vs1vm 5 років тому +106

      Chair Meme HERESY!!!!

    • @chairmeme6231
      @chairmeme6231 5 років тому +57

      @@NguyenMinh-vs1vm no u

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 5 років тому +157

      When he defeats Cegorach he will be the New King of Comedy!
      When he defeats the Deceiver he will be the destroyer of lies!

    • @chairmeme6231
      @chairmeme6231 5 років тому +48

      Kitten the universal

  • @tdofducksplays
    @tdofducksplays 4 роки тому +3209

    Kitten “I want to play call of duty.”
    Game Title “HALO”
    Background Art “Battlefield”
    The best way to acknowledge them all

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 3 роки тому +181

      Paradox interactive logo in the corner as well

    • @WH40KHero
      @WH40KHero 2 роки тому +101

      Battlefield of Duty: RTS Evolved

    • @TheRedMage01
      @TheRedMage01 2 роки тому +37

      PS3 case but Xbox logo as well.

    • @Eradicator-jv9xr
      @Eradicator-jv9xr 2 роки тому +15

      @@DepressedCrow so it's call of battlefield: stellaris halo?

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 2 роки тому +3

      Magnus the red"NOOOOOOOOOO"!(grabs kitten and walks off screen)!

  • @yugijak
    @yugijak 4 роки тому +7630

    'The only intricate thing about this game is it's ban list'
    As a fan of said game this is depressingly true.

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 4 роки тому +122

      is it that bad?

    • @yugijak
      @yugijak 4 роки тому +293

      @@everythingsalright1121 Feels that way sometimes.
      I mean I know The Chase is a thing and is necessary for a healthy TCG market but Konami takes it a bit too far.
      Then again why am I surprised.
      I play fairly low level anyway. Been working on a Majespecter Magical Musketeer deck. The big piece I need (while I'm tweaking it) is that link 1 link musketeer. Although being able to synergize the two halves is a challenge in and of itself.

    • @isam1542
      @isam1542 4 роки тому +31

      Could you please tell me the name of the game? I REALLY need to check it out now.

    • @yugijak
      @yugijak 4 роки тому +73

      @@isam1542 yugioh

    • @bossboss2748
      @bossboss2748 4 роки тому +10

      yugijak wanna duel?

  • @xXxMasterDuelistxXx
    @xXxMasterDuelistxXx 6 років тому +6512

    "What are rules really though?"
    "AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE!"
    literally every Yugioh exchange in all the series

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 6 років тому +363

      You're not wrong though. But.. the baby faces in the back ground.. are what made it for me..

    • @falseprophet1415
      @falseprophet1415 6 років тому +128

      That might be the funniest fucking thing I've ever watched in my whole life! XDD

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 6 років тому +87

      Emerald Fuse except the one where kaiba says "screw the rules I have money"

    • @rhyzvanic3660
      @rhyzvanic3660 5 років тому +20

      seriously that never fails to make me laugh

    • @IronWarhorsesFun
      @IronWarhorsesFun 5 років тому +70

      still ZEEENTCH GOT ZERG RUSHED BY CUTE FLUFFY ANIMALS!

  • @qliphalpuzzle5453
    @qliphalpuzzle5453 6 років тому +7076

    To think a Lovecraftian elder god got defeated by Lovecraft’s favorite animal

    • @WoWFtw8
      @WoWFtw8 5 років тому +494

      a custodian?

    • @joenuts8312
      @joenuts8312 5 років тому +1162

      I didn't know Kitten's real name was N word man

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 5 років тому +919

      @@joenuts8312
      He is black under that armor.

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 5 років тому +344

      @@joenuts8312 Just say the name. It's just a word. It only has power that is given to it.

    • @principetnomusic
      @principetnomusic 5 років тому +169

      @@furiousfinch1587 That is the case for all words. You wouldn't swear in a church either

  • @fallout_flame
    @fallout_flame 4 роки тому +4029

    3 years. It took me 3 years to realize the reason we can see Kitten's hand is because Tzeench can see it.

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 4 роки тому +392

      And hear his thoughts as well

    • @patrickmarkovich7244
      @patrickmarkovich7244 2 роки тому +232

      wow, I hadn't thought of this till you said it...... the comments are a goldmine

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu Рік тому +114

      We are the Tzeench all along!

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 Рік тому +105

      Which is why the list fades away when Magnus blocks Tzeench... so many details.

    • @tizlei2000
      @tizlei2000 Рік тому +9

      Thank you

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 роки тому +5905

    I love the fact that Kitten's voice got deeper as soon as he challenges tzeentch. From now on he shall be known as Yami Kitten

  • @ilyshion2047
    @ilyshion2047 5 років тому +6316

    When you realize that the emperor knew that Tzeentch would want Magnus’s soul back. So he tricks Kitten into learn Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in order to keep Magnus from the powers of chaos...in fact the emperor 4th degree warp fuckiered bruva into making a yugioh special to make sure his plans would not be foiled... all hail the TTS emprah for being powerful enough to influence our own world to make sure his plans come to fruition.

    • @MightyElo
      @MightyElo 5 років тому +413

      The emperor is truly wise.

    • @nuclearcatpotatoe3714
      @nuclearcatpotatoe3714 4 роки тому +288

      all hail the great man emperor of mankind

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 4 роки тому +140

      It was easy to guess, especially after his Star-Fyodperor gambit.

    • @punalmanalan2346
      @punalmanalan2346 4 роки тому +90

      THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

    • @joshuagros4634
      @joshuagros4634 4 роки тому +4

      MightyElosan nN
      nN not.

  • @Cipher529
    @Cipher529 4 роки тому +933

    I love the fact a Custudian just called a chaos God a nerd

  • @topscholar102
    @topscholar102 7 років тому +6902

    Emperor's Deck - Based around buffing a single, unstoppable monster
    Tzeench's Deck - Based around exploiting combination's of cards
    Kitten's Deck - Based around cats, small de-buffs and the collective power of the Imperium in the form of weak cards buffing each-other
    I really love how the different decks reflect the characters personalities.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 7 років тому +853

      If Knorne and Nurgle had decks I'm guessing Knorne would have a heavy monster and anti spell and trap deck with berserker soul thrown in and Nurgle's would be a staller with cards that slowly whittle away at life points and crush card viruses.

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 7 років тому +590

      All the monsters in the deck used by Slaneesh are female.

    • @soldiersPL
      @soldiersPL 7 років тому +513

      Or possibly male, male with female genitalia, female with male genitalia, or male/female with both, since fuuuuuuuuuucking Slaneesh

    • @dark7element
      @dark7element 7 років тому +783

      Don't forget that Tzeentch's deck is made up entirely of cards banned for being easily abused

    • @GMorgan84
      @GMorgan84 7 років тому +311

      I love how Kitten always uses Wind-up Kitten

  • @axiolot5857
    @axiolot5857 5 років тому +2169

    "I am demonstating to you THE TRUE POWER OF THE IMPERIUM THROUGH THE USE OF SMALL, FLUFFY ANIMALS!" clearly epic

    • @vectorstrike
      @vectorstrike 4 роки тому +40

      one of the best lines in the entire series

    • @isam1542
      @isam1542 4 роки тому +51

      Fuck huge battles with expensive GCI, this series is the MOST EPIC thing I've seen in a decade!

    • @axiolot5857
      @axiolot5857 4 роки тому +10

      @@isam1542 true lmao

    • @nadamada8328
      @nadamada8328 4 роки тому +9

      @@isam1542 this series exemplifies the old adage of "less is more," considering it's story and effects

    • @FloorSB
      @FloorSB 3 роки тому +3

      Space Wolves in a nutshell

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi 4 роки тому +2763

    I seriously love those moments when Kitten goes full Captain General. He is so cool.

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 4 роки тому +117

      HubiKoshi there’s a reason he’s the captain-general after all

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 4 роки тому +77

      Well its less captain general mode and more the reference to the Pharoah in Yu-Gi-Oh!

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 4 роки тому +56

      @@joshlee7449 Kitten going King of the Children's Card Game!

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 роки тому +22

      @@joshlee7449 - Why not both?

    • @GRANTry20
      @GRANTry20 11 місяців тому +1

      @@joshlee7449 He did this in a normal episode before this captain general mode

  • @TheBanditKingKir
    @TheBanditKingKir 3 роки тому +1910

    The sheer joy kitten emits when he says "haHAaaaa fuck you Tzeentch" is contagious.

  • @idkwhatimdoing7264
    @idkwhatimdoing7264 4 роки тому +1131

    "WHAT ARE RULES THOOO" Kitten really Hit Tzeench hard

    • @TheLangenator
      @TheLangenator 3 роки тому +59

      *_AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE_*

    • @grammarnazi1495
      @grammarnazi1495 2 роки тому +23

      If you're gonna quote something, do it right. When you mangle the quote that badly, it's a lot harder to associate it with the original.

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 Рік тому

      InTeReStInG qUeStIoN aSsHoLe

    • @nickleonardi1732
      @nickleonardi1732 Рік тому +5

      He beat Tzeench at his own game... in more ways than one 😂

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Рік тому +4

      and his "or did it?" was truly farsical
      definitelly Kitten knows how to be sassy sometimes

  • @Jampolo_OG
    @Jampolo_OG 5 років тому +2147

    A genetically modified super soldier playing a children's card game against an indecisive mollusk of an eldritch god of plots and schemes for the soul of a one-eyed, winged half-daemon with nipples on his head
    Yep

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 5 років тому +116

      Just another Tuesday in the Imperium of Man.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +92

      Since Kitten owns the soul of a daemon prince, does that technically make Kitten a chaos god now?

    • @codyrhodes2473
      @codyrhodes2473 4 роки тому +15

      yey

    • @jixdl8617
      @jixdl8617 3 роки тому +15

      @@Abdega good question

    • @emilianomerendino3311
      @emilianomerendino3311 3 роки тому +32

      @@Abdega Perhaps he could become the god of patience a way or another

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 5 років тому +2326

    "Giving your deck diarrhea doesn't seem like the best strategy"
    Someone hasn't played against dredge.

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 роки тому +75

      Flick flick

    • @oluftheexplorer9476
      @oluftheexplorer9476 4 роки тому +27

      Or to a lesser extent, cyber dark

    • @albireotheredguard1599
      @albireotheredguard1599 4 роки тому +24

      That's why the Emperor invented the Quick Play Magic Card: Pepto Bismol!

    • @bubzer
      @bubzer 4 роки тому +6

      i loiked your comment, but there's 666 likes on it, so I won't break it

    • @shroowooms
      @shroowooms 4 роки тому +7

      Lightsworns go flic flic

  • @JacksonJinn
    @JacksonJinn 3 роки тому +5583

    ...It took me nearly four years to figure this out but if the Captain-General is represented in the deck by Wind-Up Kitten, *does that mean the 3 Milus Radiants are the Fabulous Custodes?*

    • @word6344
      @word6344 3 роки тому +857

      Light *radiates from their lubrucated abs*

    • @abdelarch8038
      @abdelarch8038 3 роки тому +341

      You just blew my mind.

    • @ZxMoonLightxZ
      @ZxMoonLightxZ 3 роки тому +81

      Amazing!

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes 3 роки тому +139

      What does that make Rescue Cat?

    • @word6344
      @word6344 3 роки тому +106

      @@Preaplanes hawk boi sanguy

  • @LEGOMANIAC419
    @LEGOMANIAC419 7 років тому +1261

    Wind-Up Kitten, *HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!*

  • @TheBlueRoseWitch
    @TheBlueRoseWitch 7 років тому +3231

    "The only intricate thing about that game is its ban list!"
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @elonwhatever
    @elonwhatever 7 років тому +1989

    "I wanna play call of duty"
    *holds up a PS3 box with the xbox logo, with battlefield art and HALO printed on it*
    Priceless :p.

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 5 років тому +25

      I missed that, how did i missed that! O.O

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 5 років тому +25

      i only noticed it initially because i saw the battlefield logo, then re-winded and saw the rest of the case

    • @KadRSP
      @KadRSP 5 років тому +9

      I missed it my first couple times watching, but I saw that this time and lost my shit.

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 5 років тому +1

      It's Call of Duty in Battlefield through Halo.

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 3 роки тому +1

      This is late but, it also has the paradox interactive logo in the corner

  • @TransLatios
    @TransLatios 2 роки тому +449

    Watching this again cause Magnus has his own card in Magic now. Red/Blue which fits him so well Bruva predicted it.

    • @navypilot47
      @navypilot47 2 роки тому +70

      Holy shit you're right. I mean Magnus being Red-Blue makes sense, but I still have to wonder if someone at Wizards made that connection intentionally.

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 Рік тому +22

      Holy shit I forgot they added 40k, how does he end up playing? Haven't played since before jumpstart and all the newer abilities were added lol

    • @totoranger01
      @totoranger01 9 місяців тому

      ​@@gatordragon6140 In case you haven't been answered yet, he's all about building up a large board of creature tokens to reduce the cost of your instants and sorceries

    • @TheAlmightyGameGenie
      @TheAlmightyGameGenie 5 місяців тому

      ​@@gatordragon6140super late response here, but he does, for lack of better words, the "Izzet thing." The usual play pattern is you play cards that make creature tokens (instants or sorceries or creatures that make tokens when you cast spells, either or), then you put out Magnus and now your big instants and sorceries cost X less depending on how many creature tokens you have. From there you can start playing spells that massively plus you in mana, like Brass's Bounty which you could get to cost 1 mana to make a bunch of treasures, you make more creature tokens to make your spells cost less and less, maybe clone Magnus to double the discount and then usually win with some X spell like one that makes X tokens with haste to attack your opponents to death or spells that deal X damage. Biggest thing he has is he can sorta win out of no where. If opponents aren't keen to it, they might ignore you since you have 3 1/1 goblins and Magnus on fiend, doesn't instantly read as scary until you start making a bunch of mana, drawing up most of your deck, making a thousand tokens etc

  • @NeoChronoid
    @NeoChronoid 6 років тому +3203

    So, what I'm getting from these two specials is that kitten's deck is all about applying simple solutions to intricate problems, exploiting his enemie's weaknesses and bringing out the full potential of his monsters through synergy. Considerind his deck was generated from hin mental activity....
    Is Kitten actually the greatest commander and strategist to ever walk the galaxy?

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 6 років тому +526

      GET THAT MAN TO CADIA ASAP.

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 6 років тому +160

      @@DGARedRaven Cantdia do that no more

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 6 років тому +220

      Do you mean to say that Cadia stands no More, Heret- Sayer of wrong things?

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 6 років тому +78

      @@DGARedRaven I am. I'm also saying that we should bring a shitton of regiments over to kill some chaos-worshipping scum.

    • @crim1188
      @crim1188 6 років тому +170

      @@Plankensen bullshit, Creed just hid Cadia. Don't underestimate his Tactical Genius.

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 7 років тому +1851

    Rule 1 of understanding Tzeench's plans
    He is so good at his title that he deceives himself into thinking he'll ultimately win.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 років тому +144

      Spiny Justspiny That's why the Deceiver hangs out with him...

    • @sydvigue824
      @sydvigue824 6 років тому +216

      Tzeench plots to plot, therefore he ultimately has no end game with said plots. A plot with no end goal eventually will end in failure.

    • @paulman34340
      @paulman34340 6 років тому +104

      syd vigue oh so basically he's a strategist with no tactical skills or is it a tactician with no concept of strategy

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 6 років тому +19

      Oh.. shit.. you're right.

    • @paulman34340
      @paulman34340 6 років тому +1

      @Magni56 very true

  • @portaljumper339
    @portaljumper339 7 років тому +1279

    "Ooooooooh shit, it's Tzeentch"
    Only adequate way to address the Changer of Ways, really

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 років тому +53

      So basically tzeentch is a therapist for the warp?

    • @mrjtfang2
      @mrjtfang2 6 років тому +32

      OR IS HE?!

    • @stephenlangley9540
      @stephenlangley9540 6 років тому +12

      That shit popped in my head today had to re-watch for like the tenth time

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 6 років тому +38

      It is outdone by one other. "Hahaaaaa! Fuck you Tzeentch, you're a neeeerrrrd!"

    • @daiamonto2517
      @daiamonto2517 6 років тому +8

      I just scream, HERESY! ...To adress such a thing.

  • @dnhydra777
    @dnhydra777 2 роки тому +339

    My favorite part about this episode is the fact that wagering your friend’s soul with an ancient eldritch deity over a children’s card game is surprisingly common in Yugioh.

  • @gerryportuguezjr.652
    @gerryportuguezjr.652 5 років тому +1005

    I love how the background changes to babies when Tzeentch was cheated to represent his baby rage LMAO

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 роки тому +54

      Not only that, but Kitten’s background changes to smug babies XD

    • @ThumperMinerUnion
      @ThumperMinerUnion 3 роки тому +13

      AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE!

  • @mizu7662
    @mizu7662 5 років тому +1298

    I have only just now realized (nearly 3 years later) that Tzeentch was actually using his corny villain plan monologue to lie about his card's effect while hoping that (like me) Kitten and Magnus wouldn't read the card themselves and see it is only 200 damage per lost spell card instead of 300. Which was seemingly done entirely for the lulz since with a 60 card deck he still probably had 40 spell cards in the grave anyway so that he could take out Kitten's 8000 LP.

    • @TheJ13579
      @TheJ13579 4 роки тому +85

      I actually used Magical Explosion as a signature card in my deck in Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution, so I kind of noticed that.

    • @TheNarwhal85
      @TheNarwhal85 3 роки тому +81

      I like how the magical explosion damage thing bothered you both but not the mst negates it. Obviously it’s a joke that mst negates but still way more egregious rule break

    • @dr.godfather8250
      @dr.godfather8250 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheNarwhal85 Mat or MST?

    • @TheNarwhal85
      @TheNarwhal85 3 роки тому +4

      @@dr.godfather8250 No clue what you are asking

    • @dr.godfather8250
      @dr.godfather8250 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheNarwhal85 mhmm...

  • @kishinasura1504
    @kishinasura1504 7 років тому +1051

    "The true power of the Imperium through the use of small, fluffy animals!"
    QUOTE OF THE YEAR.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 7 років тому +8

      Kishin Asura During a Children's Card Game! I want to know though, when can we see Card Games on motorcycles? (CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!)

    • @TheOmegagoldfish
      @TheOmegagoldfish 7 років тому +18

      Motorcycles? You know what that means?
      DOOMRIDER!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 7 років тому +4

      ***** OH SHIT, IT'S SNOWFLAME!

    • @kishinasura1504
      @kishinasura1504 7 років тому +9

      THE KHAN'S CHILDREN'S CARD GAME

    • @robinderoos1166
      @robinderoos1166 7 років тому +3

      Kishin Asura just wait untill ppl Start rolling out cat armies vs the vile xenos!

  • @Deathunter761
    @Deathunter761 4 роки тому +555

    So cute and sad, Magnus was really hoping to talk with his adoptive dad from Prospero, as what Magnus said Prospero was a beautiful place before imperial arrival. A good time for him probably, I think he's one of the saddest Primarchs cause he knew and enjoyed peace and happiness, then the Emperor arrived and war began.

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 4 роки тому +41

      Only beaten by Angron for sadness

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu Рік тому +20

      And now his soul is in custody of a Custodes. Though thankfully, the one that keeps his armor on.

  • @kaelibw34
    @kaelibw34 4 роки тому +678

    “The only intricate thing about this game is it’s ban list.”
    I still play this game and I can’t argue with that.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 роки тому +23

      That’s the problem when the manga/show needs to give villains OP abilities, while also giving the heroes ways to counter those abilities in one big, final, dramatic play. Good for storytelling, horrible for balance.

    • @Ekatkid
      @Ekatkid 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ajehy this isn’t even really true, in fact a good amount of cards from the anime aren’t even accurate to the game. The god cards are awful, and a lot of other cards aren’t played and never were.

  • @ynnering2454
    @ynnering2454 7 років тому +1258

    *"I HAVE NIPPLES ON MY HEAD!"*
    - I died of laughter

    • @preachymink9468
      @preachymink9468 7 років тому +18

      Mr. Aksis NOWANNAGO!!

    • @glorbhadgav
      @glorbhadgav 6 років тому +27

      What does Magnus think nipples look like?

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 6 років тому +18

      Homestuck fanon in a nutshell.

    • @shamrocksardonic2582
      @shamrocksardonic2582 6 років тому +29

      All nipples look like his, obviously, as you can see by the two examples mounted firmly on his chest.

    • @jaypea30
      @jaypea30 6 років тому +3

      @@shamrocksardonic2582 heh

  • @giantturtlecat2959
    @giantturtlecat2959 6 років тому +791

    Did...Did Kitten just beat the god of change and Fate?! IN A CARD GAME?!!

  • @bananakinflyswatter904
    @bananakinflyswatter904 2 роки тому +97

    God I love that perpetually frightened Guardsman who materializes wherever and however just to get frightened and run off. What a legend.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Рік тому +5

      Imagine if that's all that's left of Oll Persson.

    • @whyudoit4009
      @whyudoit4009 5 місяців тому +1

      Probably a great!(factorial of great)descendent of the dude that jumped in between the emperor and horus

  • @serialkillerwhale
    @serialkillerwhale 7 років тому +4821

    Wait until Jaghatai Khan challenges Magnus to a children's card game _on motorcycles_

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 7 років тому +426

      serialkillerwhale CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

    • @linearman0245
      @linearman0245 7 років тому +334

      Magnus: I feel a odd sense of Deja Vu for some reason.

    • @jackwhelan8249
      @jackwhelan8249 7 років тому +15

      serialkillerwhale yesss!

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 7 років тому +36

      Rock'nroll racing.
      They need a ma~a~a~asive cogitator to emulate the processing power of a SNES.

    • @OMartinez91
      @OMartinez91 7 років тому +45

      CARD GAMES ON POWER ARMOR!!!!

  • @SoraHjort
    @SoraHjort 4 роки тому +2580

    Just had the realization... This... this was all a part of the Emperor's plan. He specifically made kitten learn the game, gave him a specifically tailored deck.... all so Kitten could save Magnus.
    and that includes pesturing the captain general over and over about the life support. Because he knew kitten wouldn't go through with it. It was to just get him to stand up to get him properly decked (ha) out to fight a chaos god!
    *headdesk* this is just like the feather comment from episodes ago

    • @FireTalon24
      @FireTalon24 4 роки тому +119

      I highly doubt this was actually the case but from the point of view in-universe, this may have all been planned from the start. There are little references here and there in the early episodes that come true now.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 роки тому +140

      Not only that, Big E played a game against him and forced Kitten to win. So not only did he taught him the game, the Emperor made his Captain General into a player that can beat gods!

    • @SoraHjort
      @SoraHjort 4 роки тому +63

      @@HappyBeezerStudios \*SPOILERS SPOILERS*/ And then there are later episodes where we get into the shards of the Emperor... I'm pretty sure that a certain clown is one of his shards at this point due to both the emperor and said clown want chaos gods to die.
      the rabbit hole is long winding and branching. so many things.. SO MANY THINGS \*headdesks desk in half*/

    • @Johndoe-cg3kf
      @Johndoe-cg3kf 3 роки тому +21

      No that is an elder god

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 3 роки тому +14

      @@Johndoe-cg3kf who also plays the game

  • @tristonchism1872
    @tristonchism1872 5 років тому +473

    You can see Kitten's hand in the top right corner of the screen, RIGHT up until Magnus begins blocking Tzeentch from reading his mind.
    Damn good touch.

  • @ALEXANDER1318
    @ALEXANDER1318 7 років тому +570

    Kitten just has to be the secret Primarch of the legio custodes. How else could his spleen be so radiant?

    • @commanderbacara225
      @commanderbacara225 7 років тому +42

      ALEXANDER1318 The Custodes were created using the Emperor's DNA in conjunction with their own parental DNA.

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 6 років тому +24

      I don't think so. The Custodes were all genetically enhanced to be the next best thing beside a primarch.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 6 років тому +10

      +commanderbacara225 So would that technically make their primarch the Emprah?

    • @dieguy3080
      @dieguy3080 5 років тому +1

      @@alonelyperson6031 Less powerful, considerably more loyal.

    • @ALEXANDER1318
      @ALEXANDER1318 5 років тому +13

      @@dieguy3080 "Less powerful"? That brother just roflstomped all over the Emperor AND a full on chaos-god.

  • @matthewnabb4482
    @matthewnabb4482 4 роки тому +346

    As someone who only knows the basics of 40k lore, I consider this entirely 100% canon

    • @connorschrock2883
      @connorschrock2883 3 роки тому +29

      You are correct. This is canon. You can trust me my dad is GW

    • @El_Xrystos
      @El_Xrystos Рік тому +5

      @@connorschrock2883 Perhaps your dad is also Alpharius

    • @tomasdubravsky4851
      @tomasdubravsky4851 Рік тому +3

      But who is Alpharius really,@@El_Xrystos ?

  • @nanakimurasaki
    @nanakimurasaki 4 роки тому +652

    "I play red / blue. I am not allowed to criticize here"
    This hurt my soul so much...we can all too well imagine the EDH deck Magnus runs.

    • @wayfarerzen
      @wayfarerzen 4 роки тому +17

      As a hardcore Niv Mizzet EDH player, OOF
      (No. Not commander. EDH. Commander is shit.)

    • @BeondTheKDGaming
      @BeondTheKDGaming 4 роки тому +1

      @@wayfarerzen Morophon is legal in edh?

    • @blam320
      @blam320 4 роки тому +10

      @@wayfarerzen They're literally the same.

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa 4 роки тому

      @@blam320 Technically, no.
      Commander format can use any colour whose mana symbol is depicted on the commander's card, including text box. EDH is limited to the colours in the commander's casting cost.
      (Of course, that means nothing to my Sliver deck, with it's Sliver Overlord Commander....)

    • @colby1398
      @colby1398 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kartissa Which is an extremely important distinction, as it's the difference between a Golos deck having access to every color and having access to none.

  • @onceuponaban
    @onceuponaban 7 років тому +806

    1:13 And this is where Bruva realizes there is no image of Kitten with his hand held out.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 років тому +17

      Mr.Rankings11 where?

    • @KeishinB237
      @KeishinB237 6 років тому +82

      He means there is no image available with an Adeptus costodes with similar armor to Kitten with their hand held out. So our glorious battle Bruva made the excuse Kitten is simply unable to let go of his weapon.

    • @bfnvalley
      @bfnvalley 6 років тому +10

      Keishin B237 Yet can somehow hold Yu-Gi-O cards...

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 6 років тому +29

      he is holding them with his will

    • @voidimperial1179
      @voidimperial1179 6 років тому +34

      He holds them up through sheer force of belief in the Man-Emperor of Mankind.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 4 роки тому +498

    love how the gods just use total meme decks

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 4 роки тому +131

      The emperor did say the meta was unforgiving in the warp, with no real regulation people can just play exploit decks all they want. Not dissimilar to most small playing groups.

    • @MrLimboRL
      @MrLimboRL 3 роки тому +66

      Except Khorne. Guarantee he uses Beatdown decks.

    • @omegon2540
      @omegon2540 2 роки тому +6

      @@MrLimboRL probably traind

    • @superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168
      @superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168 2 роки тому +8

      @@omegon2540 gork uses backstabbing deck

    • @jolynekujobackfromprison744
      @jolynekujobackfromprison744 2 роки тому +21

      @@MrLimboRL Khorne absolutely uses a Blue Eyes deck.

  • @Tonatsi
    @Tonatsi 4 роки тому +653

    "I'm not silvery"
    "Or are you? - Boop"
    has the same energy as
    "I ordered a pizza but you sent me a black hole"
    "I'd beg to differ" - there is suddenly a pizza in the spot of a black hole.

  • @that1connor583
    @that1connor583 5 років тому +195

    >ThunderPsyker (Kitten) learning that the script includes the "Ouija board"
    >Starts saying "Luigi Board" cause lets be honest, it does kind of sound like "Luigi" minus the emphasis of the letter "L"
    >"Put your hand for better efficiency"
    Kitten: *"Let'sa go"*

  • @AdeptKing
    @AdeptKing 6 років тому +704

    "That's...against...the rules!" I wonder if those pauses meant that he already sensed the irony of his statement. Also I love how Magnus acts like a kid with a new best friend with Kitten and a rebellious teen with Tzeentch.

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 4 роки тому +35

      AdeptKing what are rules really though

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 4 роки тому +29

      what i like of that part is how the background changes to different photos of babies laughing (kitten) and crying (Tzeech)

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 4 роки тому +12

      @@TerrorLTZ Tzeentch is baby raging

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 роки тому +110

    Kitten's deck does a pretty good job of representing the true power of the Imperium: Brotherhood, Self-Sacrifice, and Teamwork. It's like the Imperial Guard in card form.

  • @mckmitte
    @mckmitte 10 місяців тому +11

    I chuckled at Magnus playing red blue since his magic card is red blue, and then laughed way more when I realized this predates that crossover by multiple years

  • @OverLordRiper
    @OverLordRiper 7 років тому +1584

    Wait a minute, i get it now!
    The Emperor (in His infinite wisdom) foresaw all of this. Why else would he challenge Kitten for something he can effortlessly force him to do (or get someone else to do it), and to such a specific game? He wanted to give him the knowledge and the experience to best Tzeentch here. Truly the Master of Mankind.

    • @awendigowithinternetaccess4400
      @awendigowithinternetaccess4400 7 років тому +135

      OverLordRiper That's an interesting theory.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 7 років тому +131

      I support this.

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 7 років тому +175

      JUST AS PLANNED

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 7 років тому +122

      I've got one theory where the reason the Emperor tricked Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov into thinking he was one of his reborn fragments of his psyche, was so that after being banished into the Warp, where all Thoughts and Emotions become literal manifestations in it, he would BECOME a fragment of the Emperor's psyche. So that while in the Warp, his presence would help The Emperor reclaim the lost fragments of his shattered Soul, so that when he returns to Terra with Leman Russ, The Emperor can regain the lost fragments of his soul and thus restore himself to his physical form again.

    • @melrakan
      @melrakan 7 років тому +44

      hly shit LMR
      So when Karamazov returns, he's just going to literally get that Emperor-fragment-buffed-up-soul of his sucked out of his body?

  • @TerLoki
    @TerLoki 7 років тому +1272

    Hold the Vox for a second. If this trend of characters playing childrens' card games keeps up, and the Ultramarines manage to find/bring home Jaghatai Khan... I think we all know what needs to happen.
    CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 років тому +129

      Busa. Battlebrotha. Please. MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

    • @texasgunslinger6201
      @texasgunslinger6201 7 років тому +40

      There's already an entire yu-gi-oh season about them!

    • @agentrex1
      @agentrex1 7 років тому +61

      also didnt emps say the laughing god plays this so maybe we'll get kitten vs the laughing god

    • @zekenkurolyon
      @zekenkurolyon 7 років тому +21

      i summon Jaghatai Khan

    • @logandelaharpe6362
      @logandelaharpe6362 6 років тому +16

      Magnus does have a bike

  • @QuestionableObject
    @QuestionableObject 4 роки тому +121

    Magnus's rage scream at the card flicking feels like it comes from a place of deep pain.

  • @scavenger1498
    @scavenger1498 2 роки тому +113

    Magnus saying he plays Izzet is even funnier now that he's been printed as a magic card and is in fact Izzet colors.

  • @dsagent
    @dsagent 7 років тому +113

    I like how more effort was put into this than the main series.

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 7 років тому +59

      he's improving as he goes along though. So next TTS will be higher quality

    • @dsagent
      @dsagent 7 років тому +10

      Yeah I know I was joking.

  • @ArcKing01
    @ArcKing01 5 років тому +92

    Anyone else notice Magnus's face and Tzeench's form changes every time they respond to each other during the terrible-step-father bit near the beginning?

  • @Chiscringle
    @Chiscringle 7 років тому +563

    Kitten's now got wins against the Emperor and Tzeentch. If he finds and eliminates the Deceiver and Cegorach does that make him the God of Card Games? The Chaos Gods will have to start calling him the Annoy-thema.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 7 років тому +132

      Chiscringle Right now he definitely deserves the title King of Games due to beating two God-tier entities with a deck whose only monsters are based on Cats.

    • @larryfoullke219
      @larryfoullke219 7 років тому +80

      +kabob 007
      cat deck op plz nerf.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 7 років тому +28

      Agg Bass It's like beating someone with only koribos and winged koribos.

    • @johnheater6697
      @johnheater6697 7 років тому +49

      Chiscringle He also needs to play against the Hive Mind

    • @larryfoullke219
      @larryfoullke219 7 років тому

      +kabob 007
      never played yu-gi-oh so that means nothing to me sorry

  • @Mirageknight2133
    @Mirageknight2133 4 роки тому +125

    "The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list" never have truer words been spoken

  • @Cernumospete
    @Cernumospete 7 років тому +206

    "The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list."
    That goes for (edit) all (/edit) games shown in this Episode.

    • @mgeldarion58
      @mgeldarion58 7 років тому +3

      18:45 Call of Duty (with Battlefield cover and Halo title)

    • @Ixmore
      @Ixmore 7 років тому +2

      Also Magic: The Gathering was briefly mentioned.

    • @THB192
      @THB192 7 років тому +3

      Cernumospete MtG's banlist is less intricate. For one thing, cards are rarely unbanned. It's also smaller (yes, even in Legacy and Modern, the two formats most comparable to YGO's Advanced format, which is the origin of the banlist).
      Also Magic's rules are generally cleaner, IMHO. But that's fairly subjective. Point is, MtG's banlist isn't as intricate as YGO's. But that's really not saying much.

    • @Cernumospete
      @Cernumospete 7 років тому

      Hn, I, at first, only wanted to use the CoD as example number three, but as you suggested I change that in my initial post.
      I don't like it when people talk to me about thinks I haven't even spoken about (but another one has), just so your post won't show how dumb it was (by being posted).

    • @academicace
      @academicace 7 років тому +3

      Magic's rules are absurdly complicated, but the end result is that a lot of the complexity is obscured and most interactions are intuitive once you understand the basics (beyond stuff like, "why can't my creatures attack my opponent's creatures", which is something that pretty much every new player asks/tries when they're first learning).

  • @L0CKD0WN34
    @L0CKD0WN34 6 років тому +377

    *WIND UP KITTEN ATTACKS*
    Tzeentch "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @grandcato3612
    @grandcato3612 7 років тому +401

    kitten is really the king of Paradox-billiards-vostroyan-rulette-fourth dimensional-hypercube-chess-strip poker as he is the only scholar with the knowledge to deduce the effect of pot of greed

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 7 років тому +29

      You mean smug-ass pot?

    • @lesterramos6468
      @lesterramos6468 6 років тому +27

      I know right? After 40k years we finally have someone who understands what Pot of Greed does. :D

    • @revantobias8567
      @revantobias8567 6 років тому +10

      WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DOES!!!!?????
      TELL ME!!! I MUST KNOW!!

    • @yorha42s
      @yorha42s 6 років тому +8

      @@revantobias8567 THE POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO CARDS!

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 6 років тому +3

      @@yorha42s *NANI !!???*

  • @DoctorUmbra
    @DoctorUmbra 3 роки тому +246

    This is my favorite chapter of all the series.
    Can't believe it's all ending for now.
    Bruva, thank you for all these years of fun. It's been one hell of a trip.

  • @damianwaga6357
    @damianwaga6357 7 років тому +381

    Can we PLEASE get Magnus's "But Why Though?" as a text notification or soundboard? The way he says it is absolutely hilarious

    • @agentCDE
      @agentCDE 7 років тому +78

      "INCORRECT." is right up there too.
      ...let's face it, everything Magnus says is hilarious. Magnus is great.

    • @codyopperman5930
      @codyopperman5930 6 років тому +21

      "The only fate I believe in is mankind's prosperous future and dominance of the galaxy" is worthy of a ring tone.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc 6 років тому +14

      "But why though? That seems like an incredibly nonsensical thing to do when your in need of urgent medical attention."
      "It was honestly a heat of the moment thing. Like, do you know when your feeling extremely erogenous in bed, and you smack whoever's with you across the face just to see if it feels good?"
      "You need to cease and desist right now."
      Like that?

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 6 років тому +7

      And Rogal's Nooooo.

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 5 років тому

      Never utter these words again

  • @lindennis4522
    @lindennis4522 4 роки тому +2297

    I just realized how Kitten's deck draws symbolism from the Imperium as a whole.
    A single human being is weak. However, united, the Imperium can turn the tide.
    For the Emperor! The Emperor Protects!

    • @Bonkman83
      @Bonkman83 4 роки тому +38

      Holy shit Your right XD

    • @Grok_Fractal
      @Grok_Fractal 4 роки тому +209

      Just like the emperor's deck is based on a single overpowered monster and Tzeentch's is based on overly complicated spell bullshit.

    • @isam1542
      @isam1542 4 роки тому +102

      That's why Kitten is Captain General. Custodes are smart, after all. They CHOSE Kitten as their leader, which gives a glimpse of hope to the workings of Democracy, after all.

    • @HunterSentinel
      @HunterSentinel 4 роки тому +34

      Its also how his future journey will play out, wind up kitten symbolizing him and the other beasts are his fellow custodes.

    • @ashenwanderer3592
      @ashenwanderer3592 4 роки тому +52

      All creature in his deck have EARTH as their attribute too

  • @Maxibon2007
    @Maxibon2007 7 років тому +1959

    There needs to be more awkward moments between Magnus and some random Blood Ravens.

    • @Rukdug
      @Rukdug 7 років тому +497

      Steve Porter
      Blood Ravens: "Are you are daddy?"
      Magnus: "Uhh, why are you asking me that? I mean your name sounds like you'd be more likely connected to either Sanguinius or Corvus given that na-wait a minute! Where did my tome of warp secrets from my belt go?"
      Blood Ravens (in other ship/shuttle): "Bye pops! Thanks for the book!"
      Magnus: "Oh you cheeky-get back here!!"
      Blood Ravens: "Nope. Also, thanks for the horns."
      Magnus (recognizes one set of his horns has been cut off and stolen): "H-How?"
      Blood Ravens: "Lots of Librarians and practice." (Disappear into warp)
      Enter Kitten
      Magnus: Where some of the Thousand Sons not on Prospero when I dragged it into the warp?"
      Kitten: "The Blood Ravens are here?!? I have to go lock the reliquary before it's too late!!"
      Magnus: "I'm going to take that as a 'maybe'."
      Kitten (offscreen): "No!!! They stole everything!! Emperor damned Blood Ravens!!"

    • @BSFilms1997
      @BSFilms1997 7 років тому +158

      "Are you my mommy?"

    • @larryfoullke219
      @larryfoullke219 7 років тому +18

      this is brilliant

    • @ZiggySol
      @ZiggySol 7 років тому +12

      I must be blind, when did this happen?

    • @AJZulu
      @AJZulu 7 років тому +14

      Corvidae Cult?

  • @michaeltodd343
    @michaeltodd343 Рік тому +12

    I've returned to this banger of a video with a glorious update:
    Magnus' comment about playing Red/Blue (in Magic: the Gathering) is what inspired me to pick up the game 6 years ago.
    And now, in the the grim darkness of the year 2024, I have the opportunity and means to put together an honest-to-da-Emprah Magnus the Red commander deck.
    Thank you Bruvah, for inspiring me to jump in on a hobby that has brought a lot of happiness to my life.

  • @alexanderstanfield5845
    @alexanderstanfield5845 7 років тому +410

    Still more accurate to the rules than yu gi oh season 1
    I SUMMON 3 BLUE EYES IN ONE TURN

    • @SmolTerribleTornado
      @SmolTerribleTornado 7 років тому +58

      Alexander Stanfield yeah, that happens when you make a story about a fictional card game before creating the rules of said card game

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 6 років тому +53

      Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? "Yeah, so?" That's against the rules, isn't it? "SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!"

    • @siphonicatom1982
      @siphonicatom1982 6 років тому +4

      Mystical Space Typhoon doesn't negate kitten actually lost 😂

    • @alverab.750
      @alverab.750 5 років тому +3

      @@siphonicatom1982 MST spell speeds before a trap, so the trap is destroyed before it actually activates. Not technically using the word "negate" but it makes the card effect not happen, so he did win.

    • @siphonicatom1982
      @siphonicatom1982 5 років тому +2

      @@alverab.750 youre actually stupid lol in Yu-Gi-Oh the card must say "negate" in the text for it to negate. There's only one card in the game MST "negates" because it must be on the field for it to resolve and it's one of the blue eyes spells. Traps do not have to be on the field for their effect to resolve. The card must say "negate" in it's text or it doesn not negate. It's called problem solving card text and is fundamental Yu-Gi-Oh

  • @Maverickslayer744
    @Maverickslayer744 4 роки тому +731

    "I play Red/Blue."
    Your brothers's torment for you was valid and the Emperor did nothing wrong. Also Space Wolves.

    • @filwilliamson9149
      @filwilliamson9149 4 роки тому +25

      Wait what is Red/Blue

    • @Maverickslayer744
      @Maverickslayer744 4 роки тому +123

      @@filwilliamson9149 Magic The Gathering reference. Basically Red/Blue is one of the most obnoxious decks to play against.

    • @filwilliamson9149
      @filwilliamson9149 4 роки тому +8

      @@Maverickslayer744 I see

    • @PhileasLiebmann
      @PhileasLiebmann 4 роки тому +27

      @@Maverickslayer744 Izzet is perfectly fine if you're not an ass about it. But as Dimir exists thus I'd argue all other decks are automatically fine by contrast.

    • @mouse9831
      @mouse9831 4 роки тому +41

      @@PhileasLiebmann it's magnus, he's of course going to be an ass about it :P

  • @AquaLantern
    @AquaLantern 7 років тому +439

    For anyone who wishes to copy Kitten's deck, here's the list of what was in his various hands. *MONSTERS:* Milus Radiant, Wind-up Kitten, Rescue Cat, , Man-Eater Bug, , Lock Cat, , Thunder Kid, Catnipped Kitty, Cat of Ill Omen, Cat's Ear Tribe, Fluffal Cat, Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts, and Dark Cat with White Tail. *SPELLS:* the Forest field spell, Malevolent Catastrophe, Big March of Animals, Giant Trunade, Cup of Ace, Mystical Space Typhoon, Polymerization, and Monster Reborn. *TRAPS:* Quantum Cat. Enjoy making your own Beast-type deck and killing god-tier opponents with it! :D

    • @Terashi
      @Terashi 6 років тому +24

      How many of each? Other than the obvious three Milus Radiants?

    • @bakublader1999
      @bakublader1999 6 років тому +13

      This might have been an accident in the editing, but the monster reborn card in his hand was a sleeping lion at one point in the duel.

    • @muldoon7195
      @muldoon7195 5 років тому +5

      Wait. The card game or at lest the premise of the card game they play is a THING!?!
      Were can I get it

    • @bakublader1999
      @bakublader1999 5 років тому +20

      @@muldoon7195 bruh you didn't realise that they were playing Yu-Gi-Oh?

    • @muldoon7195
      @muldoon7195 5 років тому +4

      Behomie no not really, because I have never really heard of it

  • @twenty-fifth420
    @twenty-fifth420 2 роки тому +443

    RIP to Kazuki Takuhashi, as he died tragically recently. I will never forget his achievement of inventing Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. I guess I will marathon all of the Children’s Card Game of TTS.

  • @battlecourtstudio1299
    @battlecourtstudio1299 7 років тому +849

    Thirty eight thousand years into the future and Yu-Gi-Oh is still a thing

    • @speterson0859
      @speterson0859 7 років тому +22

      Because it's that good.

    • @MW2proification
      @MW2proification 7 років тому +42

      Could this be the future that Konrad Kurtz foresaw!?!

    • @arekkrol9758
      @arekkrol9758 6 років тому +78

      no, its paradox-billiards-voxtroyan-rulette-fourth dimensional-hypercube-chess-strip poker

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 років тому +8

      VGMasta No wonder he was so depressed. He was a Pokémon fan.

    • @xtianthemadman
      @xtianthemadman 6 років тому +18

      it took 38k years for MST to finally negate

  • @Rocketdroid111
    @Rocketdroid111 7 років тому +165

    So, Kitten is silver and owns Magnus' soul, Magnus has wings and face-nipples now, and Tzeentch is in Ultramar. This has been eventful.

    • @witchBoi_Connor
      @witchBoi_Connor 6 років тому +2

      bloodsplatBOOM nah, for some reason only Kitten risks going to Ultramar. Tzeench and the Emprah are exempt.

  • @hikerwolfspaine8200
    @hikerwolfspaine8200 7 років тому +484

    [the melancholy of no luigi]

  • @nazamroth8427
    @nazamroth8427 3 роки тому +114

    Okay, this will never be seen after so many years and comments, but I have just realized something.... There is a book where Tzeentch actually interacts with a mortal, and her mind is basically destroyed. He says like 2 sentences and a planet almost cracks. And here we have Kitten, who beat him at his own game, while enduring that.

    • @eaglekiller888dragon2
      @eaglekiller888dragon2 2 роки тому +13

      i mean he is a custodes

    • @totalnerd5674
      @totalnerd5674 2 роки тому +28

      Isn't there also a story where a little girl beats his impossible labyrinth or something?
      I don't read the books or anything, I only really do UA-cam.
      Also, you're not hidden to me!

    • @marygoround1292
      @marygoround1292 2 роки тому +3

      Found you!

    • @imonbanerjee2997
      @imonbanerjee2997 2 роки тому +1

      Which book

    • @nazamroth8427
      @nazamroth8427 2 роки тому +7

      @@imonbanerjee2997 It has been many moons since I read any warhammer, so no idea of the title. But its about a chaos world where an imperial ship crashed. The imperials then built a local civilization and started subjugating the aboriginals. Then another imperial fleet shows up and crashes and turns out, it was all according to plan.

  • @Masterblader158
    @Masterblader158 7 років тому +89

    "I play Red/Blue"
    That's worse than all the heresy you have committed Magnus.

    • @Guanchen
      @Guanchen 7 років тому +3

      is that a magic reference? but that's got nothing to do with fourth dimensional billiard vostroyen strip poker something.

    • @drakefire6675
      @drakefire6675 6 років тому +1

      If it was white blue, I'd agree with you.

    • @xarshoon7157
      @xarshoon7157 6 років тому

      I run Black Green poison/mono Black lifesteal so he isn’t THAT BAD
      And yes I use Sorin

    • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
      @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest 8 місяців тому

      Red/Blue isn’t that bad to play against.

  • @carroboi2981
    @carroboi2981 7 років тому +48

    I can never get over that easily startled guardsman. I would love for him to appear in more strange places.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 років тому +2

      The middle of a ork mob fighting it out.

  • @Apollomasque
    @Apollomasque 7 років тому +444

    Not to discount one of his rare awesome moments, but are we absolutely sure that Kitten wasn't possessed by the soul of The Emperor during that game? His voice did get conspicuously lower.....

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 7 років тому +180

      When dueling, Kitten becomes possessed by the spirit of the golden throne. He becomes Yami Kitten! (In all seriousness though, emps probably helped a little without directly possessing him. Probably one of his fragments giving him courage and a manly voice or something.)

    • @THB192
      @THB192 7 років тому +60

      Mechagodzilla128 no, he wouldn't become Yami Kitten (Yami=dark in japanese). He would become GOLDEN Kitten.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 7 років тому +26

      That was the spirit of the Pharaoh.

    • @THB192
      @THB192 7 років тому +26

      Bacxaber So, was it Necron, or Thousand Sons? Both of them are space Egyptians...

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  7 років тому +104

      Ougon no Kitten

  • @drakeyork241
    @drakeyork241 4 роки тому +328

    When you realise that tzeentch probably developed Ailurophobia after this

    • @romualdcaffeserre6230
      @romualdcaffeserre6230 4 роки тому +74

      Maybe he did.
      Maybe he didnt.
      What are cat anyways ?

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 3 роки тому +39

      Whatever they are, they still kicked his cephalopod ass.

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa 2 роки тому +25

      Hardly Irrational. Tzeentch's subsequent fear of cats has a perfectly reasonable source....

  • @attila535
    @attila535 7 років тому +469

    Now we know why the Emprah has such a cheesy deck. You need it to match Tzeentch's rotten cheese.

    • @JR-bf8su
      @JR-bf8su 6 років тому +47

      or does Tzeench have it to match the Emprah's stinky cheese

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 6 років тому +68

      Emprah said, the meta in the warp don't play around. EVERYONE in the Immaterium is rocking meta cheese. If you can't out-cheese 'em don't play 'em.

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 6 років тому +8

      And this was all the Emprah's plan.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 6 років тому +676

    13:30
    *AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE*
    I am gonna use that phrase at some point.

  • @Irmarinen
    @Irmarinen 6 років тому +187

    Did Kitten just won in a card game against a F*ING CHAOS GOD by using small kittens against all of those Hax cards?
    Impressive. Mostly Impressive.

    • @NXTangl
      @NXTangl 4 роки тому +6

      To be fair, Rescue Cat and Monster Reborn are ALSO considered Hax Cards, or at least they were for a while. And I think Rescue Cat is supposed to disable special abilities, so the cats shouldn't have been able to pump each other up or bounce the Morphing Jar.

    • @christopherb501
      @christopherb501 4 роки тому +2

      @@NXTangl "catS"? ...does Milus Radiant look like a cat to you??

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 4 роки тому

      You haven't read/watched Yugioh have you?

    • @alexisaravenagonzalez7787
      @alexisaravenagonzalez7787 4 роки тому +1

      @@NXTangl Yup the rescue archetype in general is pretty good

  • @phillipclementson2872
    @phillipclementson2872 4 місяці тому +6

    "I play red/blue" this was literally years before WOTC even considered the warhammer decks, the absolute soul read on that one

  • @obsidianbladeproductions4474
    @obsidianbladeproductions4474 6 років тому +258

    4:06
    "It IS rare for mortals to master such an intricate clash of the minds."
    "That is the opposite of true."
    "The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list."
    4:36
    "Ok for real though, what's with the beef about being sent to Ultramar?"
    "I dunno, but the Deceiver says it flippin' sucks, dude."
    6:14
    "See, I might just have seen every possible outcome of this duel beforehand and cornered you in an inescapable trap..."
    "He hasn't! He's all too lethargic to enquire his Oracle Kairos about whether or not he will win his next children's card game!"
    "IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR YAP YOU'LL HAVE TO ENQUIRE KAIROS ABOUT THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL GET DINNER, BOY!!!!"
    9:17
    "Oh wow! A massive play undone by a SINGLE card. Only in a children's card ga- You know what. I play Red/Blue. I am NOT allowed to criticize here."
    13:25
    "That's. Against. The rules."
    "What are rules, really, though?"
    "AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASS HOLE!!!!"
    These are the jokes I've re-watched this special sooooo many times for. Make me laugh every time.

    • @Paveway-chan
      @Paveway-chan 4 роки тому +1

      "INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE" makes me laugh every time

  • @Krosis13
    @Krosis13 7 років тому +269

    Is the Emperor's excuse of "I only have 1 so it's fair." because of Tzeentch's "3 of fucking everything?" style of play? Because that'd be some good foreshadowing.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 5 років тому

      ULGROTHA The real card is less overpowered, apparently the one in the show was Emps’ version but it’s supposed to be different?

  • @ZeroRaider1
    @ZeroRaider1 7 років тому +253

    Never in my life have I heard my name used more times in 5 minutes then I have now.

    • @clonetf141
      @clonetf141 7 років тому +80

      Christopher Flick *flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick*

    • @dangerjoe8911
      @dangerjoe8911 7 років тому +14

      james turd it's his surname...

    • @EVAUnit4A
      @EVAUnit4A 6 років тому +21

      Honestly, who the fuck names their kid "turd"?

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 4 роки тому +58

    "The only thing intricate about this game is it's ban list."
    *cries in Monster Reborn*

  • @emptank
    @emptank 7 років тому +28

    meanwhile far away a large man chomping on a cigar smiles to himself as he senses the disturbance in the warp.
    no one on all of Cadia could guess what prompted that man to smile so, but rumor of the event put fear into the hearts of every enemy of man and delayed the 13th black crusade for almost a year.

    • @zill145
      @zill145 7 років тому +9

      emptank CREEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

  • @TheSentinelStone
    @TheSentinelStone 5 років тому +101

    Three copies of Card Destruction? He really is madness incarnate.

  • @StoicheiaSage
    @StoicheiaSage 7 років тому +123

    Emperor's Deck: Buff up a single minion with everything you have at the expense of basically everything.
    Kitten's Deck: Use a bunch of synergistic small minions to deal tons of burst damage and swarm your opponent.
    Tzeentch's Deck: A combination of a bunch of cards to win as quickly as possible, using mostly extremely powerful spells and traps.
    My idea for the others...
    Khorne's Deck: Nothing but a bunch of big minions that summon more minions and/or draw cards. No spells or traps.
    Slaanesh's Deck: A bunch of ways to take control of the opponent's minions plus buffing/equip cards.
    Nurgle's Deck: Pure burn deck that slowly destroys the opponent. Has some huge walls to prevent damage.
    Malal's Deck: It mills itself to death as quickly as possible.

    • @hansolo226
      @hansolo226 7 років тому +10

      I have a feeling leman russ would use x sabers

    • @SaviourSword995
      @SaviourSword995 7 років тому +6

      Isha card:- A lot of Eldar Harlequin and it's unused magic cards :P

    • @DerangedGodOfMischief
      @DerangedGodOfMischief 7 років тому +8

      The main players of the card game are the Emperor, Tzeentch, the Deceiver, and Cegorach.

    • @mex_I.M
      @mex_I.M 6 років тому +2

      Khornes deck shouldnt be Superheavy samurai right ? Slanesh deck can use stuff like idk Vailons Artifacs ? Nurgles deck well i agree. As for the last one Lightswarn probably.

    • @mex_I.M
      @mex_I.M 6 років тому +1

      Do u guys think custodians should have Ojamas ?

  • @CrowFather_14
    @CrowFather_14 Рік тому +11

    9:24 love that it took him a second to realize that “all it took was a SINGLE card to disable all of that planning” to come to the conclusion that he did that with the webway while completely destroying the emperors plans
    - man am I late to realize this

  • @vexor9148
    @vexor9148 5 років тому +393

    Both times rescue cat died, my heart broke a million times:(

    • @No-bn3tr
      @No-bn3tr 5 років тому +38

      An Imperial Fist this is the first comment I’ve seen about the rescue cat, my heart aches from such a loss

    • @quack9355
      @quack9355 4 роки тому +16

      "He will always be remembered"

    • @veverkaist
      @veverkaist 4 роки тому +5

      Man, I salute every time rescue cat gets sacrificed :(

    • @alexisaravenagonzalez7787
      @alexisaravenagonzalez7787 4 роки тому +1

      Man I dont want to sound like a heartless asshole, but thats the reason why Rescue cat is good in the real game (the diference being that its effect can only be use once per turn, and when you summon the 2 level 3 o lower beast-type monsters they got their effects negated)

    • @ApocryphalDude
      @ApocryphalDude 4 роки тому

      Catmeat, no!!!!

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 7 років тому +187

    Now Kitten owns Magnus's soul. He signed up for it, now it's even more hilarious! Good luck to them on finding a good game to play.
    Thanks for the show, Bruva, it was awesome!

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 7 років тому +23

      lumberluc if you think about it kitten could be Magnus's forth dad now

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 7 років тому +16

      Here's an interesting question: Who's older? Kitten or Magnus?

    • @shadowywarrior
      @shadowywarrior 7 років тому +6

      did you notice that Kitten's call of duty said halo on it? That had a picture of battlefield

    • @Oltheonz
      @Oltheonz 7 років тому +28

      Its strange becouse kitten has signed a contract of presumably "obiedience" to magnus, and now he owns his soul. Still a better love story than twilight.

    • @themorrigan4409
      @themorrigan4409 7 років тому +9

      I was about to say that. Kitten owns Magnus's soul, yet Kitten has signed a contract to where he has to obey Magnus no matter what, oh the possible shenanigans lol

  • @richardsavage2262
    @richardsavage2262 7 років тому +144

    So his nickname is kitten and his deck is full of cats. That is so Yu-Gi-Oh it hurts.

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 3 роки тому +51

    13:28 For anyone who wants a button for Kitten saying "What are rules really though?"

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 5 років тому +367

    First he got defeated by a little girl, then by a fully-grown superadult playing a kids game.
    Let that sink in.

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 4 роки тому +50

      Tzeentch got beaten by a little girl? What?
      Context please.

    • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
      @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 4 роки тому +104

      @@WarmLusamine in the lore, a little girl with her dog managed to outsmart Tzeetch and enter his Labyrinth.

    • @surimonizarro9791
      @surimonizarro9791 4 роки тому +27

      @@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 I love that

    • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
      @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 4 роки тому +46

      @@surimonizarro9791 so much for being master of fate.

    • @tobyharrison4702
      @tobyharrison4702 3 роки тому +17

      @@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 huh…. Where in the lore does this happen out of curiosity? Just wondering so I can read this delicious piece of lore myself.

  • @TheArtilleryman
    @TheArtilleryman 6 років тому +276

    "The Nova Cannon awaits you after this"
    I wonder if Magnus knows that ship is a Transport...?
    - Angry Armada Imperialis noises-

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 7 років тому +379

    Maybe it's just the cruel part of me, but I kinda want Emps to see Magnus' shadow when he returns to the palace and initially mistake him for Sanguinius reborn only to realize the truth when Magnus steps in the light. Emps sobs would be epically tragic.

    • @giantturtlecat2959
      @giantturtlecat2959 6 років тому +38

      Nick Craig That I can imagine happening!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +77

      Emp: My… my baby *boi* has come back!
      Magnus: Aww I missed you too father
      Emp: Oh… it’s just you…

    • @jadak100
      @jadak100 5 років тому +15

      @@Abdega my baby *hawk* boy

    • @morgant.dulaman8733
      @morgant.dulaman8733 3 роки тому +2

      @@Abdega Wow, compared to this, the Chicken-puns were gentle ribbing.

  • @Overlord-es8pq
    @Overlord-es8pq 4 роки тому +21

    I love the fact that this episode is not just a special but actual TTS canon

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 7 років тому +189

    Magnus the Red is even redder than usual

  • @Kingjustin1019
    @Kingjustin1019 4 роки тому +101

    “I can’t wait to speak with luigi himself.”
    “The Nova Cannon awaits you after this...”

  • @CorsairJoshua
    @CorsairJoshua 7 років тому +883

    Kitten is best boi.
    Hey Bruva, I just wanna say. This is probably the best UA-cam series I've ever seen. I've spent a couple weeks watching the whole thing and it's just... Spectacular. I knew NOTHING about WH40k. NOTHING AT ALL. I knew there were Space Marines and Zerg stuff. That's it.
    And yet, this has been so amazingly enjoyable. Every little thing is so exciting. I'm so excited to see the lose ends all get tied up (Hopefully). Like I have no idea who the guy with dual pistols is but he seems devious... And there's a bunch of other shit I don't understand.
    AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS. Like, not only am I completely enthralled in this world... I'm laughing my ass off constantly. I am going to try my best to get more friends to watch this so I can just TALK to people about it. Because I love it so much.
    Thank you so god damn much Bruva and everyone who works on this.