I worked as a bouncer at nightclubs for years. Never ceased to amaze me how pissed attractive women would get when they couldn't charm me into letting them jump the line. Their looks is the only bargaining chip that they have and calling you gay is the only weapon they have in their arsenal.
As an average man, I've learned years ago that whenever a pretty woman comes to me, it's only because she needs something I can provide her, because if she didn't, she would not even take a quick look at me. This is the lot of what, 80% of men on Earth?
Man I love this podcast. Two drunk ass dudes with no filter, having a conversation they could have anywhere else off camera. Finding content like this these days is a hell of a hassle.
As soon as you stop looking at people in terms of 1-10, and you start seeing people as just... people, it frees you, and the power dynamic goes away. I used to not be able to talk to pretty women ever. I was super intimidated, awkward, fidgety, all of that affected me. But all of that was dispelled once I got to experience having a "9/10" girlfriend, and I started realizing that people are just people, no different from any of the others that are in the "league" that i'm supposed to be in. She was annoying, needy, combative, insecure, entitled and flawed like the rest of us, and she drove me up the freakin wall. Long story short, don't put them on a pedestal just for the way they look. They eat, sleep, sh*t, bleed red and share the same sun as anyone else does.
Juan Burgueño if you compares women do it 1-30 not one out of ten. Also watch Patrice O’Neal he will have you realize a lot of things about women and how they work.
A woman can make or break a man. She can make him feel like the king of the world or she make him feel like the lowest form on earth. Gentlemen, choose your lady wisely. Be in control of who you want to share the best and worse of what life has to offer.
So you guys are like the grammar police but worse. Ok. When people use the same expression or quote more than once suddenly they're weird or should be called out? Hypocrites. I can guarantee you do the same thing.
Right? Joe has a dark past. Sometimes we get a peak behind the curtain, what with the taint rubbing, and the channeling of Bill Clinton's spirit while the old man yet lives. Dark.
My ugly ex treated me like that. And I was faithful for ten years made dinner Evey night worked payed half of everything then I even supported him for 7 years! The better I treated him the worse he got. I got with the "safe" ugly dude. Then he thought he was King n cheated n treated me like shit bcuz he always thought I was unfaithful. Even tho I never left the house. Now I've been single two years he has a fat ugly gf and wishes he treated me better. Life's a trip.
Kristins Rowland I got screwed over and was under appreciated by the ‘nice’ ugly guy who after, asked for me back. It’s like we got punished for lowering our standards lol
@@ggmash190 Damn, I couldn't imagine being like that. I mean I have to stand up for myself and I have a lot of strong opinions, but i wouldn't treat someone like shit and I'd never cheat. But I'm not too ugly really, 6'1, blonde hair, blue eyes, good skin, it's just my shyness and lack of social skills that get in the way.
As someone who has had super hot (and emotionally unstable) girlfriends, it's actually quite simple not to get run over like that: 1. Always keep in mind that she's not really yours and that it's probably just a phase, no matter what she says, 2. Never let her looks charm you into deviating from your principles. Always stay the man that you are and be the best version of yourself that doesn't take any shit from her. Let her go before letting go of yourself.
Good for you my friend you will go to heaven for not touching the devils devices...main one Women!! You think munks had sex for no reason. You think nunns have sex for no reason? You get to heaven as a virgin...wish i knew that back then i would still be one!
A woman who is born excessively pretty can have everything she wants based on her looks.... and that's the trap. I'm a social worker, seen plenty of these former beauty queens who end up destitute single mothers the minute they start no longer looking like teenagers and they haven't landed a very wealthy man to marry, crying over the fact that men never saw anything other than their looks. But looks always fade, no matter who we are. I think the real challenge for extremely attractive women is to cultivate their inner world beyond how things make them feel.
A *lot* easier said than done. Not saying you can't say no, but when a drop-dead gorgeous, slinky sex-machine pouts those lips & bats her eyes at you (and wiggles that bootay) *in real life*, it is waaaaay harder.
@@andreipendle1778 well if she's giving you some, you have to take that into consideration. If you know she won't, no reason to do her bidding for zero benefit.
Everyone has been dealt their cards, everyone has their advantages and disadvantages. Some people are smart and others are crafty. Some are hot and some are in shape. Doesn’t matter just live your life to the fullest
@@rumham4766 Sure, that’s easy. Until You try making money with taxes and bills thrown down your neck and other life expenses like food and gas for the cars. Or, Just work on your game. I had a woman, when I was 19 and working at an outdoor bar, it was fun gig but also not since I’m an introvert and hate big crowds, and this woman, probably early to mid 30s, comes up to me and she starts talking to me, she starts flirting with me right there in front of, I’m going to guess and say husband, and her two young kids, as amazed as I was about this I was also horrified that the husband has no clue that his wife was throwing “f**k me” eyes at me, a stranger who’s just trying to work his last half-hour of his shift, if I was single, and She was also available, i would’ve never pursued her even if she wasn’t married or attached because she had kids with her, but it just shows that some women will flirt regardless and flirting is one thing, sure, and I’m not so sure she would’ve gone farther with me if I had been more receptive of her advances, but the point remains the same, if she could flirt, maybe she would’ve tried to jump my bones if I gave her the hints and let her. But two good things did come out of that, I realize I was just giving off the wrong vibes and it must’ve been because I was giving off a certain open vibe that had led to her coming over to me, a few different times, and would just talk to me about the random stuff they saw that day, like the live music they had seen that day, and a few times I know I saw her give me this curious look, like she liked me and liked what she saw, but didn’t really get me, but that’s probably since she didn’t know me and I didn’t say much, I just let her talk. That was the other good thing I learned out of that, Don’t over-talk, let them talk.
When he was showing picture of strong girls bending over.. it literally looked like a man was bending over.. it was fucking hilarious. Joe gotta be gay
@@nehasehgal2537 Did she get more plastic surgery or what happened? Nothing against that, just that Instagram is full of filters that I wouldn't be so sure.
Ive been saying this for years! Im a woman who was dealt a bit of an ugly card. Ive watched men just lose their minds over these hot women. Some of these women were TERRIBLE people but they didnt care at all. It was like they were in a trance. Crazy stuff. I hate to say but in a lot of cases it is whats on the outside that counts.
@@blorkpovud1576 idk. I know this one guy who I work with. His wife is beautiful but batshit crazy. He has 2 kids and theyve been together 14 years. I think he kind of may like the crazy though. Keeps things interesting maybe. Thats just a theory.
@@msanrai possibly! I was actually referring to myself. I have a low tolerance for almost anything from anybody so hotness will only get someone so far before I simply have no choice but to exit.
@@msanrai thanks. I didn't mean it to sound like some virtue on my part. I'm more like a dumb animal with low distress tolerance that can barely handle minimal conflict without flipping out 😂
The easiest part of being a man. Keeping that self control in check when your wife gets the house, the kids, your cars, your insurance plan, your friends.
@@mokushmasmo6009 i saw documentary about 1950s australia. there was quite a big of trend that women poisoned their husband with rat poison. i guess divorce is still better.
kyosuke azai you either didn’t mean to reply to me, or misunderstood my comment. But as a sidenote, I looked her up now just. She seems nice enough to me.
I'm glad someone finally brought this up. Discrimination based on attractiveness is huge. Don't know if we can do anything about it since it's so deeply ingrained in human nature, but yes, people obviously treat attractive people better, give them more opportunities, give them massive confidence boosts, want to date them, etc. You go to Central Park on a Saturday morning and you see neverending march of hot people that all happen to be rich and successful, how does that happen? It's a taboo subject because no one wants to talk about looks, but it's a huge source of disparity.
No. The thing is that sucssesful people they probably have a better selfsteem and the way they see themselves and portrait themselves seems hot to you. Just look at famous politicians, writters, movie directors, singers or even actors. Many are not at all super pretty. But they are atractive because of the energy they exude. Its a diferent thing
I am engaged but whenever i have a crush or if a hotty want me i play the idiot ,and then proceed to cry for 1 month straight because i don't know why i am accepting such pain and then i remember that my fiancee is really a good person and i don't want to be a villain ... lol Then another crush and it start again ... lol, and i hope she wont divorce me cause the temptation is just sooo goood and i am suffocating but i don't want to be the villain and i want her to be happy cause so far she had an hard life and i want to be the positive , i scale myself at 7,5/10 or 8/10. Now you know my life lol.
The reason it seems "uglier" women don't have a good opinion of men is because men treat people(women) with respect based on how attractive they find them. If a woman was ugly to you how likely are you to give them a smile or treat them with the respect you would a pretty girl?
Don't wanna be the "not like other guys", but conventionally good looking girls make me uneasy. I am way more likelier to be comfortable and smily with less good looking girls.
I am so aware of my own un-attractiveness that if a decent looking girl talks to me I am immediately looking for the guy around the corner with the taser. Can't fool me. It just doesn't sit right with me at all. It's like an omen.
Haha, I used to be an in shape attractive guy but now I'm married and middle aged. When ever an attractive girl flirts with me I immedialty look for her angle. What is she trying to get from me??? Haha
Mary, I have no interest in those women, just curious what they are trying to manipulate out of me. My labor? My money? If an attractive woman is chatting up a man past his prime, she is trying to manipulate him for her benefit.
That fact there are actually people that exist in the world that will manipulate people's desire for affection/love to siphon resources or support is one of the most depressing things.
Abi C what? At least Joe Rogan worked for his physical appearance (what he could control) and he is old now. Not only do you not have a picture, but I guarantee you are atleast only half of how hot you think you are.
When I went to UCLA, I was blown away by the amount of women that were beautiful. I often thought that somehow perceived attractiveness is correlated with societal success (wealth, fortune, fame, network and connection). I'm not sure if it is true, but I often wondered if beauty was a predictor of success.
@@shiznit9142 bruh I’m so glad for these comments lmao I didn’t catch that at first now I realize hella people hating in the comments prob didn’t get the scenario
That's one of the areas where men get make up the disadvantage. Socioeconomic status is valued much higher in a partner, particularly a long term partner for women. Even when women have a successful career doing whatever and make a lot of money, they still prefer men who make more money than men who make less. That's why you've got shit like 20 years olds marrying 50 year old dudes. People can call em gold digging whores if they like, it's not inaccurate, but women are genetically programmed to prefer men with a greater socioeconomic status for procreation :3
Woman are attracted to confidence rather it be financial confidence,physical,mental,sexual etc. If they can let them selves submit to a partner that they know is confident enough to take the reins and take care of the situation and them. Men are in the moment do evers. Women are self contious thinking about how they look from the outside. This isn't universal but its average psychology. Biologicaly and even subconsciously they look for a mate that can take care of them and confidence in ones self projects this. The dont havevthat biological lust towards hotness in the same aspect men do. A healthy man would produce good off spring but being handsome again comes from being confident because what being handsome to a woman entails. Men are biologically drawn to "hot" women because child bearing hips,clear skin,symmetrical features and big breast all ahow healthy mates for producing offspring. Our DNA is selfish it wants the best change of replication and survival .
@@DekkarJr 100 percent, when they're younger it's image and when your older it's more financial. Women are not really looking for a connection. They want compensation. And it's all for failed relationships that they played a part in but will never or hardly ever take accountability for.
As a woman, this is intriguing. I’ve noticed that some women really seem to have some kind of manipulative power over men. It doesn’t even really matter how attractive she is!
@@redheadedfreckles2 that's a lie lmao. a man isn't gonna give everything up for an unattractive women lmao. you don't know how the mind works in a man
Think girls don’t always realise what’s attractive about other women. Dudes this is doubly true for.. looking at dudes women seem to agree is attractive and often I can’t see it.. then women saying she’s so pretty or whatever meanwhile the one saying is 1000% more attractive
W. C. Fields often said a joke like that in his bits. Woman - "You sir are drunk." W.C. Fields - "And you madam are ugly but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly." He also said the joke to a guy. Guy -" You're drunk!" Fields - "And you're crazy but come the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be crazy!"
You don’t get it. We wear the heels so we can measure how tall you are. I personally have a good eye to know when a guy is at least 5’11 but for most women, he has to be much taller than them even when they wear their good heels. That genetic selection and all!
crimsomthoughts why so shallow though? I value intelligence in a woman, if she’s as shallow as you she’s not intelligent not worth my time anyways so it goes both ways. You think like a narcissist btw.
Nah...they are always hotter than the level they are at. The used to be hot 50 year old woman. Is still better looking than most women her age. Luckily at that point the 55 year old men or even the dorkier 45 year old men. Would already be situated in their lives successes and be rich. So the better than other 50 year old women woman. Can now grab the older, rich guys. Especially the older rich guys who never got girls when they were younger. And especially since the woman is older. He will view her as a more respectable woman, not just after money. Because he will think shes older, more mature and settled. Than the smoking hot girls he couldnt get back when he was 18,25 and 35. But really they are probably just on their 2nd, 3rd or 4th rich husband. Lol. So he falls in head first. Not realizing shes just the older version of the girls he couldnt get 20 years earlier. Lol. Of course the older hot woman may be able to even screw some young rich guys and athletes. But the athlete would never marry the hot 50 year old. Because the rich athlete wants the hot 20-26 year old. Thus the hot 50 year old woman goes right to the 2nd or 3rd tier of rich guy. The rich decent looking 40 year old guy. Or even down to the rich, not that good looking 50 year old guy. But hopefully. She never has to fully go down to the not really that rich, but still fairly successful ugly guy. That thinks hes more successful than he really is. So he wants to prove that hes rich, by flaunting. Like the ugly guy that found his way to 2 million cash. Or found his way to earning $275,000-$500 grand per year. Oh God. I feel bad for that guy. Hell be trying to prove his wealth to her. All the way to $150 grand in credit card debt and another $130 grand in car loans for her. Haha. Or the end all be all. $20,000 a month in child support. Haha Now obviously this whole premise is all just for humor. It would never really happen like this....... lol haha
@@donmooney21 Hmmm . . . Wow! Do you have a PhD in Human Psychology with a minor in Sociology? P. S. I get hit on by divorced men who want me to help them pay their child support all the time. Ha! *I got a man! So, why don't I get married? I've seen way too many episodes of Dateline. The problems always start when you get married. I prefer to enjoy my long love affair.* 😘
Janet Wood It’s a temporary form of power and if you were lucky enough to be granted this power I would try to get other powers. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. Too many hot women ( and men) make this mistake.
@@behindtheveil6645 *Misery loves company* The fat girl that no one asked to dance already knows that no one is going to ask her to dance. So, she doesn't put herself in that position again. She either doesn't go to the wedding or brings her own "date/dance partner", even if it's her cousin who she had to bribe with pizza and beer.
it ain't really unearned. It's nature doing it's thing. women have this power front loaded while they're young and fertile to have babies. men have to earn their power through compettion against other men. you see it in animals all the time.
@John Sampson well I was talking about your average man and average woman. not supermodels and handsome men. Hell you could even say the same thing about trust fund kids. they didn't "earn" a damn thing. It was all their parents. There's usually exceptions to generalizations however.
Whether you’re a man or a woman, attractive or unattractive, rich, poor, etc., don’t allow anyone into your inner circle that is disrespectful to you, or to anyone else for that matter. Show everyone respect, but stay away from disrespectful people.
pushover advice lol if ure a woman walk away , if ure a man assert dominance as corny as i sound rn respect for a man is way different than a woman u cant be walked over
I've seen too many patently "ugly" men get with nice looking women to believe all this. I think it's for the best that people who start thinking this way take a step back and realize that women are also people, and every person is different in those small little ways that can tip you off to how they are, who they are, what they're like etc. The best thing you can do to minimize risk is to step with caution. Don't fall in love, just hang around. If she gives you the signs that there's gonna be a problem you do what you do to any friend who starts that. You drop her like a sack of potatoes and keep on walking. Your time is much too valuable to waste on someone else, which goes for everybody.
@@djzip9231 Men never claim they purposefully go for unattractive girls, especially the rich ones. But the point is there are very few wah men men find unattractive, while wah men consider most guys unattractive. That's what messes up the whole dating market
"Ugly" men almost never get the chance unless they're rich or high in social status, especially with a nice looking wah men. Only time they get the chance is when they're financially secure and wah men who have hit the wall needs some sucker to dry
I agree. I used to be one of these dudes until I got some self respect. And then I actually found someone that is more than just a pretty face. Kinda weird how it works sometimes. You find what you are looking for when you stop looking so hard
And this is why people should stop hating women. You have guys that are treating women like objects, sending money to random, distant “objects”, hoping for whatever- and then getting mad at women for “exploiting” them, being heartless or other bs I read on Red Pill or MGTOW. These guys are creating a transactional relationship and then crying about it? Make it make sense!
@@wavebreaker22 its the exact same thing as going to a strip club. Bring money, and you can essentially make a girl do your bidding(mostly within good intention) in exhange for a particular feeling. Ethots bridge the gap from the titty bar to your face.
As men we need higher standards...we need to start asking what does a hot woman have to offer other than sex? You'll find that in most cases the answer is NOTHING.
Men can’t talk about how attractive women are in relationships but I’ve seen plenty of women openly talk about how dreamy other men are in relationships.
'Men cant' vs 'women do'. Men can, you're saying they just don't, but that's still their choice lol .I fucking hate it if a n y o n e does that shit infront of their partner. I'd never be so disrespectful
That is kind of true. Most of my friends get pretty upset when their husbands talk about another girl being attractive, yet they talk about other guys the same way. They also don't want their husbands looking at porn but ran to the theatre to watch 50 shades🤔 Not saying ALL women do this or have a problem with any of the above, just something I have personally noticed with some of my friends and I find it odd.
This is every girl in highschool, juniors and seniors are fake towards their boyfriend's, I told my friend not to date this girl, 2 months later he's crying and she's already with another vulnerable man. Women complain about inequality, but this shit isn't fair no more. Women use us to make it out of the dirt, use our money, and live pretty while we work our asses to pay for their dreams of a happy family.
hey Lejend, let me clear something up.. a lot of men do act this way, just as much as women do. it is simply embedded in our instincts to find whats attractive to the eye. to say otherwise is starring through reality. we are here to reproduce, create as much life as possible; and thats why sex feels good. because .. yeah, science! this is why 50% of marriages fail. we are creatures created from creatures to create more creatures. we're not built to find one person and love them for eternity because nothing lasts forever except the chain of creativity, so far.. so dont mess with it edit.. the title, "the power hot women have over ugly men" is a load of crud. funny thing about power is its only powerful when its given. me? im 22 years old.. definitely not a stud.. but the only power a gorgeous girl had over me was the love i chose to give her. dont let the podcast bend your peception of women... theyre all beautiful and awesome. just as we are. and everyone has the right to speak. its up to you to vet the love you seek. just handle well with what you may reap... sleep.. im going to bed lol.. best of luck
A woman does not have to be a 12 to have that power. Sometimes it's just a normal, everyday cute gal that is just intelligent, has a skill, career, or hobby that interest you. I like to think I could keep my shit together, but we all know at least one gal that could spell disaster if she ever she ever decided to play ball. My wife is well aware who she is and the super villain power she would have over me. Luckily she will never be interested in me. Also helps that she moved to another continent. Pure Kryptonite!
I'm an average looking guy on a good day. If some 12 started acting all interested in me, like I was a 10, I would immediately become suspicious. One of my favorite things to do when I go out is watching waitresses and bartenders work guys over to get better tips. I've seen my friends that are better looking than me fall for it. I tell them, "dude out of all the guys that she flirts with on a nightly basis you think you're the one that she actually wants." So, guys, just tip every waitress or bartender well. Ladies, if you got the goods to work a nice tip out of the dumb guys then you do you.
But most men actually think less of them than they are. I had so many men confused by showing interest in them because they didn't understand how attractive they actually are, so they thought "no way she actually likes me".
I'm 33 and have never been married nor will I ever marry. I came close a couple of times but fortunately I dodged those bullets. The risk vs. reward ratio is way too out of wack for me to even consider it anymore.
It is kind of insane the inequality of looks. The bad luck some will have and the random good luck others have. Best advice that Joe would give, just get in shape and be confident
I worked as a bouncer at nightclubs for years. Never ceased to amaze me how pissed attractive women would get when they couldn't charm me into letting them jump the line. Their looks is the only bargaining chip that they have and calling you gay is the only weapon they have in their arsenal.
Lmao nightclub is the worst place to be don’t be surprised there
U gay
SO TRUE!!!! 🤣
yabha in sanskrit can’t argue with that logic...
lol that’s what Bill Burr said
Joe got WAYYYYY too descriptive on that seducing scenario
Loooool
He's got like three hours to fill LOL
@K D Nope. But I have definitely spotted the guy who had sex for the first time and now feels the need to tell people in youtube comment section LMAO
Joey Diaz is far worse, trust me
Naaaaahhh Dude. He hit the spot. He painted the picture. Its like you have been there.
“I married one of them” nice save Joe.
Dwaun Elam haha so true! He had to put that in to not get in trouble at home. 😂😂
Save? Nah, just proving his own point.
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I think you mean Joe "I married one of them" Rogan
As an average man, I've learned years ago that whenever a pretty woman comes to me, it's only because she needs something I can provide her, because if she didn't, she would not even take a quick look at me. This is the lot of what, 80% of men on Earth?
95%
True and 99%
@@pepetheiii6866 Ok. 99.5%
You're just a pathetic loser who hates himself.
@@T3hSteamcrusher
Russian drunk
Joe gets way to into his sexual descriptions sometimes lol
Deadass lmao
Just read this comment as soon as he got explicit
Was waiting to see what you meant. Wow. Lmao.
Am I the only one that liked it? 😂😂😂
Jhania Smith I thought it was funny too lmao. I mean he’s probably not wrong 😂😂🙈
joe sounds like he really knows how do seduce a guy
Because he's a guy and he knows what can seduce him. Even if he's a lesbian
likemy Just go right for the taint.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That sounded so nasty....
likemy well he’s a guy soooo
This guy probably eats cigarettes while there still lit.
Underrated comment asf
Lmao bro
Chris Hansen profile picture ass
They’re ***
Chiiiill.. 💀💀💀
Man I love this podcast. Two drunk ass dudes with no filter, having a conversation they could have anywhere else off camera. Finding content like this these days is a hell of a hassle.
I’m a woman and I loved it! I like to hear unfiltered men’s thoughts. I don’t get offended 🤷🏼♀️
Joe “Imagining himself seducing an accountant” Rogan
Weak
I got you to 1k 👍
'stick ur tounge down his throat and his **** is hard as a rock wooo'
JC Denton unite
For an atheist he sure does take The Lords name in vain a lot.
As soon as you stop looking at people in terms of 1-10, and you start seeing people as just... people, it frees you, and the power dynamic goes away. I used to not be able to talk to pretty women ever. I was super intimidated, awkward, fidgety, all of that affected me. But all of that was dispelled once I got to experience having a "9/10" girlfriend, and I started realizing that people are just people, no different from any of the others that are in the "league" that i'm supposed to be in. She was annoying, needy, combative, insecure, entitled and flawed like the rest of us, and she drove me up the freakin wall. Long story short, don't put them on a pedestal just for the way they look. They eat, sleep, sh*t, bleed red and share the same sun as anyone else does.
Damn bro. Thank you!!
Juan Burgueño if you compares women do it 1-30 not one out of ten. Also watch Patrice O’Neal he will have you realize a lot of things about women and how they work.
John Lewis ?? 1-30
Most people are ugly tho
everyone's ugly if you stare hard enough
Joe “put your finger on the base of his taint” Rogan
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 was waiting to scroll on this
Cody Parkey skin between da balls n butthole
@@WockAdimi WTF
😂🤣😅😂
A woman can make or break a man. She can make him feel like the king of the world or she make him feel like the lowest form on earth. Gentlemen, choose your lady wisely. Be in control of who you want to share the best and worse of what life has to offer.
Stop being such a beta.
Joe "Here's the thing" Rogan
The quote comments aren't funny.
So you guys are like the grammar police but worse. Ok. When people use the same expression or quote more than once suddenly they're weird or should be called out? Hypocrites. I can guarantee you do the same thing.
Blind "you guys" thief
How do these terrible “jokes” even get any likes. Idk man maybe I just don’t get it
@@Simon_Sez Simon "terrible jokes" Sez
1:30 "Short, kinda chunky and bald..."
Joe: You got something to say?!
Lmao that's what I was thinking 😂😂😂
WOW I LITERALLY LOL'ED THAT COMMENT WAS GREAT
Joe is short and bald, but he is ANYTHING but chunky. The dude is absolutely ripped, but he is stocky
😂😂😂
Joe isn’t chunky he’s in good shape
Joe “rub the taint “Rogan
Sounded like he was gettin himself hard
LMAO
Right? Joe has a dark past. Sometimes we get a peak behind the curtain, what with the taint rubbing, and the channeling of Bill Clinton's spirit while the old man yet lives. Dark.
The quote comments aren't funny.
Alex K yessss
Joe is the kind of dude who'll get you drunk and make you say all the things that you decided you weren't gonna say on air.
😁
Joe "I'm a lesbian man, I'm just looking for gals to peg me" Rogan
Sumatchi umm drink af
I drunk
Fuck
joe humphries 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
what does "peg" mean?
I've never been with a 10, but I have been with five 2's.
If that's not at the same time in the same room, it just doesn't matter.
George Carlin
*Two 5's
I think legally you have to wait for them to be 18
Quantity over quality bro. Bonus points if that bitch has father issues.
"She's so pretty that you feel like you're being lied to"
My ugly ex treated me like that. And I was faithful for ten years made dinner Evey night worked payed half of everything then I even supported him for 7 years! The better I treated him the worse he got. I got with the "safe" ugly dude. Then he thought he was King n cheated n treated me like shit bcuz he always thought I was unfaithful. Even tho I never left the house. Now I've been single two years he has a fat ugly gf and wishes he treated me better. Life's a trip.
Kristins Rowland I got screwed over and was under appreciated by the ‘nice’ ugly guy who after, asked for me back. It’s like we got punished for lowering our standards lol
@@ggmash190 Damn, I couldn't imagine being like that. I mean I have to stand up for myself and I have a lot of strong opinions, but i wouldn't treat someone like shit and I'd never cheat. But I'm not too ugly really, 6'1, blonde hair, blue eyes, good skin, it's just my shyness and lack of social skills that get in the way.
@@swingonthespiral That wasn't even a nice try, mr Nice Guy
@@sophiam9886 like a traditonal relationship?
"I married one of em, gotta be careful."
Well played Joe. Well played.
I’ve never got any girl I ever wanted, but I’ve got every one that ever wanted me
Hocus Pocus thats the way it is man
😂😂😂😂😂
You was fucking hella fat bitches lol it’s so was eye 😂😂
@a one That make PERFECT sense you DUMBFUCK.
Sooooo none of them?
I can smell the cigarettes through this video
Bryce Milton blaaaaaha me too 🤣🤣🤣
It's just me
It was weed lmaoo
Cigarettes are not allowed in The faculty
Nobody smoking cigs here🤦🏻♀️
Joe went 0-100 real quick. 2:25
lmao
MimiPin wtf was that lmfao
Russian broads on the taint, at that point its over. Russia doesn't need asymmetric warfare, they have Ukrainian women, the ultimate weapon.
he went straight Ric Flair with that shit ahahahhahahahahahahaha
,😋🍆😍🍆😘🍆🍺🍺🍺🍆🤗🤔🍆
As someone who has had super hot (and emotionally unstable) girlfriends, it's actually quite simple not to get run over like that: 1. Always keep in mind that she's not really yours and that it's probably just a phase, no matter what she says, 2. Never let her looks charm you into deviating from your principles. Always stay the man that you are and be the best version of yourself that doesn't take any shit from her. Let her go before letting go of yourself.
Enjoy not getting laid. But she probably wouldn't anyway 9 times outta 10.
Ok
Nah forget all of that. The rule is: don't get with emotionally unstable people.
Bahaha COMEDY GOLD😂
@@KFrost-fx7dtsounds good but it’s fun fuquin hot gal from time to time
I’ve always wondered what number of car accidents a year are caused by yoga pants.
Lol legendary comment 😅😁😅😅😅
I wouldn’t be surprised if seeing a bad bitch jogging with some yoga pants while driving is statistically worse than drunk driving
try looking at birthrates after yoga pants became popular maybe that helps
@@lukasmuller1274 is this a joke or an actual study 😂
@@ricosuave953 i'm just thinking a lot of mistakes were born because of yoga pants
I'm still a virgin because I never lose🙏😎
Mr.Crimson NosmirC 🤣
Good for you my friend you will go to heaven for not touching the devils devices...main one Women!! You think munks had sex for no reason. You think nunns have sex for no reason? You get to heaven as a virgin...wish i knew that back then i would still be one!
Hope you are using your time productively then
@@Gulag00 kids keep u reincarnated here on earth
STOPLOOKIN ENT I’ll be the cool uncle without kids
damn that guest looks 2 packs away from an ER visit
Ron White
This comment sent me
Funny thing is he's always looked that way😂
@Crimson260 it was some fucking weed man, yall be dumb as hell sometimes
trvp king dude has never seen a blunt in his life 😭😭😭
A woman who is born excessively pretty can have everything she wants based on her looks.... and that's the trap. I'm a social worker, seen plenty of these former beauty queens who end up destitute single mothers the minute they start no longer looking like teenagers and they haven't landed a very wealthy man to marry, crying over the fact that men never saw anything other than their looks. But looks always fade, no matter who we are.
I think the real challenge for extremely attractive women is to cultivate their inner world beyond how things make them feel.
That's called cosmic justice. Enjoy your former beauty queen beuracy.
@@josephgriffin2388 Me? I'm married.
@Joseph Griffin
Wow calm down.
Why all the envy?
Lucky people don't deserve your "cosmic justice". Just leave them be.
😏
@@shelleyconroy3489 Problem?
They only have power if you give it to them.
True, but most do. They can get other guys to enforce their will on you, many will do without being asked.
A *lot* easier said than done. Not saying you can't say no, but when a drop-dead gorgeous, slinky sex-machine pouts those lips & bats her eyes at you (and wiggles that bootay) *in real life*, it is waaaaay harder.
that is soo true.
@@nalissolus9213 well if you can't hold your own then thats a real concern to have.
@@andreipendle1778 well if she's giving you some, you have to take that into consideration. If you know she won't, no reason to do her bidding for zero benefit.
We lost joe for a second the tongue and taint almost took him but he’s back
Lmfao
I was listening to this outside, at night, 100ft from the next neighbor, and felt i had to turn it down lol
@@DEV3N87 A wise call indeed.
I thought whoa, it's getting x-rated lol
He definitely took a right turn, but he’s back! 😂👈🫴🏻
thot: I’m hot
Bane: and you think this gives you power over me?
I was born from pussy, moulded by it
LiberalTears You think the pussy is your ally? I was born in it, moulded by it..... I didnt see my d until i was already a man
Pussy has made you weak, orgasm has defeated you
@@LayLowOfficial 😂😭
Wasn't there a thot that had power over bane?
Everyone has been dealt their cards, everyone has their advantages and disadvantages. Some people are smart and others are crafty. Some are hot and some are in shape. Doesn’t matter just live your life to the fullest
I got some bad hands tho. Being a 5'6 male with below average looks and broke. I wouldn't say I have much in the way of advantages
U can def change the broke
@suzu zinavi not everyone had it equally hard.
Stop gaslighting people
@@klounpound6945 get in shape and get money
@@rumham4766 Sure, that’s easy. Until You try making money with taxes and bills thrown down your neck and other life expenses like food and gas for the cars. Or, Just work on your game. I had a woman, when I was 19 and working at an outdoor bar, it was fun gig but also not since I’m an introvert and hate big crowds, and this woman, probably early to mid 30s, comes up to me and she starts talking to me, she starts flirting with me right there in front of, I’m going to guess and say husband, and her two young kids, as amazed as I was about this I was also horrified that the husband has no clue that his wife was throwing “f**k me” eyes at me, a stranger who’s just trying to work his last half-hour of his shift, if I was single, and She was also available, i would’ve never pursued her even if she wasn’t married or attached because she had kids with her, but it just shows that some women will flirt regardless and flirting is one thing, sure, and I’m not so sure she would’ve gone farther with me if I had been more receptive of her advances, but the point remains the same, if she could flirt, maybe she would’ve tried to jump my bones if I gave her the hints and let her.
But two good things did come out of that, I realize I was just giving off the wrong vibes and it must’ve been because I was giving off a certain open vibe that had led to her coming over to me, a few different times, and would just talk to me about the random stuff they saw that day, like the live music they had seen that day, and a few times I know I saw her give me this curious look, like she liked me and liked what she saw, but didn’t really get me, but that’s probably since she didn’t know me and I didn’t say much, I just let her talk. That was the other good thing I learned out of that, Don’t over-talk, let them talk.
The day a man can control his sexual urge is the day he becomes free of every disadvantage inherited at birth.
Speaking of post-nut clarity with Andrew Schulz:
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poopoopeepee 🤣 your killing me
@poopoopeepee post nut clarity lasts about 1 minute for me...
Wrong.
@@pyrofoxxx3245 go on...
This guy looks like a old Chris Hemsworth
😭
OMG HE DOES!
hahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahah he fucking doessss
Ray liota
Old Chris Hansen
Joe "writing the next 50 Shades of Grey novel" Rogan
Medroff LMAOOOO
He really likes dicks. Pretty sure.
When he was showing picture of strong girls bending over.. it literally looked like a man was bending over.. it was fucking hilarious. Joe gotta be gay
@@hhh3920 lmao
I'm sick, I'd read it
This interaction is one of the funniest of Joe Rogan's clips. Reminds me of the conversations I've had stoned out of my mind in the 90's
Ok but when they started talking about Russian women ruining a mans life, did anyone else think of Anfisa from 90 day fiancé?
Yeah but she was ugly. Just had a nice body.
Haha i remember that ho
Ah yes a fellow 19yr old
@@Quebonitoeslobonito123 she is no longer ugly...
@@nehasehgal2537 Did she get more plastic surgery or what happened? Nothing against that, just that Instagram is full of filters that I wouldn't be so sure.
Ive been saying this for years! Im a woman who was dealt a bit of an ugly card. Ive watched men just lose their minds over these hot women. Some of these women were TERRIBLE people but they didnt care at all. It was like they were in a trance. Crazy stuff. I hate to say but in a lot of cases it is whats on the outside that counts.
If they have an awful personality they'll certainly lose the interest they initially gained.
@@blorkpovud1576 idk. I know this one guy who I work with. His wife is beautiful but batshit crazy. He has 2 kids and theyve been together 14 years. I think he kind of may like the crazy though. Keeps things interesting maybe. Thats just a theory.
@@msanrai possibly! I was actually referring to myself. I have a low tolerance for almost anything from anybody so hotness will only get someone so far before I simply have no choice but to exit.
@@blorkpovud1576 well hopefully there are more people out there like you. Fingers crossed!
@@msanrai thanks. I didn't mean it to sound like some virtue on my part. I'm more like a dumb animal with low distress tolerance that can barely handle minimal conflict without flipping out 😂
Men need to master self control.
İt looks impossible. sorry.
The easiest part of being a man. Keeping that self control in check when your wife gets the house, the kids, your cars, your insurance plan, your friends.
some women target married men. why? coz someone else takes care of him, she gets all the fun part.
@@mokushmasmo6009 i saw documentary about 1950s australia. there was quite a big of trend that women poisoned their husband with rat poison. i guess divorce is still better.
effexon Right, of course it would presenting that certain situation is horrid. I’d rather get deveined by a croc then get deceived by a fufu broad.
“I married one of them” lmaooo trying to cover his ass after he got too excited while going into detail of what happened last month with a hookup
Hahaha spot on.
Look at his eyes dart around LMAO
What 2packs of cigarettes a and a pint of wild turkey a day sounds like..
LMAO
Most true comment ever made.
Those are rookie numbers
I am a 2packs a day smoker. As I turned 30 last year, I noticed the disgusting effect they have on my voice and my air system in general.
Lol
1:07 “I went on a cruise one time… I was married” 😂
a lot of epic stories started like that
Sounds like a bad situation...
Clips like these makes me wonder if joe will let his kids see his podcasts 😂
Sean M I think he has four daughters
The way joe can make eye contact while talking about mad stuff like that really unnerves me 😂😂😂
Joe with the "I married one " comment lol that was to calm down his wife.
Joe is an expert on damage control
That's what a good husband does
We know it’s a blatant lie, but we appreciate it anyways lol
kyosuke azai you either didn’t mean to reply to me, or misunderstood my comment.
But as a sidenote, I looked her up now just. She seems nice enough to me.
kyosuke azai lol ok... at no point was I freaking out. Just thought I’d let you know you tagged the wrong person.
I'm glad someone finally brought this up. Discrimination based on attractiveness is huge. Don't know if we can do anything about it since it's so deeply ingrained in human nature, but yes, people obviously treat attractive people better, give them more opportunities, give them massive confidence boosts, want to date them, etc. You go to Central Park on a Saturday morning and you see neverending march of hot people that all happen to be rich and successful, how does that happen? It's a taboo subject because no one wants to talk about looks, but it's a huge source of disparity.
@Aubrey Non sequitur.
Maybe ugly people should start adopting more often. Kinda selfish to pass on the curse of ugly.
No. The thing is that sucssesful people they probably have a better selfsteem and the way they see themselves and portrait themselves seems hot to you.
Just look at famous politicians, writters, movie directors, singers or even actors.
Many are not at all super pretty.
But they are atractive because of the energy they exude. Its a diferent thing
That’s just the way it is man
@@christophertaylor4340 how are ugly people still alive and make up much higher percentage of world population? That is the real question..
"If it doesn't work out, I want her to have half". -Simp
More like "when it doesn't work out."
I am engaged but whenever i have a crush or if a hotty want me i play the idiot ,and then proceed to cry for 1 month straight because i don't know why i am accepting such pain and then i remember that my fiancee is really a good person and i don't want to be a villain ... lol
Then another crush and it start again ... lol, and i hope she wont divorce me cause the temptation is just sooo goood and i am suffocating but i don't want to be the villain and i want her to be happy cause so far she had an hard life and i want to be the positive , i scale myself at 7,5/10 or 8/10. Now you know my life lol.
@@buki3009 wut?
@@BigEvan96 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@buki3009 bro I don't speak whatever language that was in your OP.
The reason it seems "uglier" women don't have a good opinion of men is because men treat people(women) with respect based on how attractive they find them. If a woman was ugly to you how likely are you to give them a smile or treat them with the respect you would a pretty girl?
Exactly
women do the same thing 🤷🏼♂️
@@OrdellRobit’s a human thing. Everyone hates being dehumanized, but everyone also dehumanizes another group of people.
Don't wanna be the "not like other guys", but conventionally good looking girls make me uneasy. I am way more likelier to be comfortable and smily with less good looking girls.
I am so aware of my own un-attractiveness that if a decent looking girl talks to me I am immediately looking for the guy around the corner with the taser. Can't fool me. It just doesn't sit right with me at all. It's like an omen.
smart man xD
Haha, I used to be an in shape attractive guy but now I'm married and middle aged. When ever an attractive girl flirts with me I immedialty look for her angle. What is she trying to get from me??? Haha
@@nickdipaolofan5948 You're married man wtf are you doing looking after other women
Mary, I have no interest in those women, just curious what they are trying to manipulate out of me. My labor? My money? If an attractive woman is chatting up a man past his prime, she is trying to manipulate him for her benefit.
If a guy looks at you?
That fact there are actually people that exist in the world that will manipulate people's desire for affection/love to siphon resources or support is one of the most depressing things.
Oh people can get much worse than that though it can always get worse
NPD Girlfriend what happened to you?
It’s a hustle just don’t fall victim to the hustle
Its a female instinct. Some act on it more blatantly than others but they're hardwired that way regardless.
Jacob Reid same thing that happens to every man at some point. Some woman attaches her leaching claws into you and ruins your life.
should be titled " the power hot women have over weak minded men"
These guys are so unattractive
Damn.
Abi C dude he’s 50.... look at joe when he had a jaw no homo but he’s not that ugly in his prime hahaha
Abi C what? At least Joe Rogan worked for his physical appearance (what he could control) and he is old now. Not only do you not have a picture, but I guarantee you are atleast only half of how hot you think you are.
@@donjon8382
Abi sound like the typical mediocre looking chick who has been hyped up to believe they're hotter than they actually are.
When I went to UCLA, I was blown away by the amount of women that were beautiful. I often thought that somehow perceived attractiveness is correlated with societal success (wealth, fortune, fame, network and connection). I'm not sure if it is true, but I often wondered if beauty was a predictor of success.
You guys realize when joe was describing that seducing senerio he was looking at jamie. 😂
I realized that and then I read this comment
And so I’m sure Jamie became the 3D version of this emoji: 😳
And you already KNOW ya boi Jamie was looking Joe dead in his eyes while biting his lip 🤷🏻♂️
@@shiznit9142 bruh I’m so glad for these comments lmao I didn’t catch that at first now I realize hella people hating in the comments prob didn’t get the scenario
2:45 Joe just didn’t know when to stop.
"Kathleen, if you ever feel like rubbing one out thinking about me. Go ahead. I owe you a few." LMAO!!
Lmaoooooo
"You have to show power they don't possess. You have to be different."
Joe Rogan should do the audio for romantic novels lol
HAHAHAHA
Then shout "woooooo, there goes the neighborhood!"
The question is are those hot women as powerless when it comes to money.
That's one of the areas where men get make up the disadvantage. Socioeconomic status is valued much higher in a partner, particularly a long term partner for women. Even when women have a successful career doing whatever and make a lot of money, they still prefer men who make more money than men who make less.
That's why you've got shit like 20 years olds marrying 50 year old dudes. People can call em gold digging whores if they like, it's not inaccurate, but women are genetically programmed to prefer men with a greater socioeconomic status for procreation :3
No. Same job, same experience, same education, women make more. Proven time and time again.
Woman are attracted to confidence rather it be financial confidence,physical,mental,sexual etc. If they can let them selves submit to a partner that they know is confident enough to take the reins and take care of the situation and them.
Men are in the moment do evers. Women are self contious thinking about how they look from the outside.
This isn't universal but its average psychology. Biologicaly and even subconsciously they look for a mate that can take care of them and confidence in ones self projects this. The dont havevthat biological lust towards hotness in the same aspect men do. A healthy man would produce good off spring but being handsome again comes from being confident because what being handsome to a woman entails. Men are biologically drawn to "hot" women because child bearing hips,clear skin,symmetrical features and big breast all ahow healthy mates for producing offspring. Our DNA is selfish it wants the best change of replication and survival .
They are powerless to power. What Joe says about girls, girls have the same reaction with hot guys.
@@DekkarJr 100 percent, when they're younger it's image and when your older it's more financial. Women are not really looking for a connection. They want compensation. And it's all for failed relationships that they played a part in but will never or hardly ever take accountability for.
As a woman, this is intriguing. I’ve noticed that some women really seem to have some kind of manipulative power over men. It doesn’t even really matter how attractive she is!
Yes this is true . Joe is WRONG there are very unattractive women with even more powers than the pretty ones
@@redheadedfreckles2 that's a lie lmao. a man isn't gonna give everything up for an unattractive women lmao. you don't know how the mind works in a man
@Ezequiel Prioretti so you lie lol. attractive women are models for a reason
Think girls don’t always realise what’s attractive about other women. Dudes this is doubly true for.. looking at dudes women seem to agree is attractive and often I can’t see it.. then women saying she’s so pretty or whatever meanwhile the one saying is 1000% more attractive
all women do, it just matters how you use it
I once bought car insurance from a hot girl in a mall, and I didn’t even own a car. So I insured my dads car lol
brother cmon now 😂
This guy sounds like he’s been smoking two packs a day since he was 9.
😂😂
If I can get a voice like that, toss me a pack of cigarettes.
@@hasselett exactly. I think it's a perk of ageing anyway.
and before 9 he only smoked 1 pack a day
He sounds like Darth Vader sucking on a whole pack of extra strong mints.
'short and bold', shots fired...
Alex GRAMMAR
"You are correct madam, I am indeed drunk. But you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober" Sir Winston Churchill.
Damn.
😂😂that’s fire
Sheesh💀💀💀
W. C. Fields often said a joke like that in his bits.
Woman - "You sir are drunk."
W.C. Fields - "And you madam are ugly but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly."
He also said the joke to a guy.
Guy -" You're drunk!"
Fields - "And you're crazy but come the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be crazy!"
I love Winston ha ha
This is exactly the topic I’d want Ron White to be a part of on this podcast
Women in heels: “if you’re 5”11 and not 6 foot don’t talk to me. Also don’t ask my age, weight or real height”
Also don't ask if I look good without all this make up or if I've ever had plastic surgery. Ew you're going bald.
To be fair I’m 6ft in heels so I’ll be able to tell
And if you dick isn't at least 8 inches you can't get anywhere close to this pussy
You don’t get it. We wear the heels so we can measure how tall you are. I personally have a good eye to know when a guy is at least 5’11 but for most women, he has to be much taller than them even when they wear their good heels. That genetic selection and all!
crimsomthoughts why so shallow though? I value intelligence in a woman, if she’s as shallow as you she’s not intelligent not worth my time anyways so it goes both ways. You think like a narcissist btw.
*Father Time is the Great Equalizer.* The aging process must be horrific for pretty people who have been used to getting by just on their good looks.
Nah...they are always hotter than the level they are at. The used to be hot 50 year old woman. Is still better looking than most women her age. Luckily at that point the 55 year old men or even the dorkier 45 year old men. Would already be situated in their lives successes and be rich. So the better than other 50 year old women woman. Can now grab the older, rich guys. Especially the older rich guys who never got girls when they were younger. And especially since the woman is older. He will view her as a more respectable woman, not just after money. Because he will think shes older, more mature and settled. Than the smoking hot girls he couldnt get back when he was 18,25 and 35. But really they are probably just on their 2nd, 3rd or 4th rich husband. Lol. So he falls in head first. Not realizing shes just the older version of the girls he couldnt get 20 years earlier. Lol.
Of course the older hot woman may be able to even screw some young rich guys and athletes. But the athlete would never marry the hot 50 year old. Because the rich athlete wants the hot 20-26 year old. Thus the hot 50 year old woman goes right to the 2nd or 3rd tier of rich guy. The rich decent looking 40 year old guy. Or even down to the rich, not that good looking 50 year old guy.
But hopefully. She never has to fully go down to the not really that rich, but still fairly successful ugly guy. That thinks hes more successful than he really is. So he wants to prove that hes rich, by flaunting. Like the ugly guy that found his way to 2 million cash. Or found his way to earning $275,000-$500 grand per year.
Oh God. I feel bad for that guy. Hell be trying to prove his wealth to her. All the way to $150 grand in credit card debt and another $130 grand in car loans for her. Haha. Or the end all be all. $20,000 a month in child support. Haha
Now obviously this whole premise is all just for humor. It would never really happen like this....... lol haha
@@donmooney21 Hmmm . . . Wow! Do you have a PhD in Human Psychology with a minor in Sociology? P. S. I get hit on by divorced men who want me to help them pay their child support all the time. Ha! *I got a man! So, why don't I get married? I've seen way too many episodes of Dateline. The problems always start when you get married. I prefer to enjoy my long love affair.* 😘
Janet Wood
It’s a temporary form of power and if you were lucky enough to be granted this power I would try to get other powers. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. Too many hot women ( and men) make this mistake.
I don't know what you mean by equalizer.
An ugly person that can't overcome his/her ugliness will feel horrible all his/her life, too.
@@behindtheveil6645 *Misery loves company* The fat girl that no one asked to dance already knows that no one is going to ask her to dance. So, she doesn't put herself in that position again. She either doesn't go to the wedding or brings her own "date/dance partner", even if it's her cousin who she had to bribe with pizza and beer.
Joe "Unearned Tyranny on Sexual Affection" Rogan
That's a gem
it ain't really unearned. It's nature doing it's thing. women have this power front loaded while they're young and fertile to have babies. men have to earn their power through compettion against other men. you see it in animals all the time.
@John Sampson well I was talking about your average man and average woman. not supermodels and handsome men. Hell you could even say the same thing about trust fund kids. they didn't "earn" a damn thing. It was all their parents. There's usually exceptions to generalizations however.
Whether you’re a man or a woman, attractive or unattractive, rich, poor, etc., don’t allow anyone into your inner circle that is disrespectful to you, or to anyone else for that matter. Show everyone respect, but stay away from disrespectful people.
Solid advice.
What if I'm a disrespectful person?
@Kelle0284 then you get knocked out
pushover advice lol if ure a woman walk away , if ure a man assert dominance as corny as i sound rn respect for a man is way different than a woman u cant be walked over
Joe "Put your finger at the base of his taint." Rogan
Lol..sounds like Joe has had some experience at some point in his life... he's probably a power bottom 😁
Me, as an ugly woman watching this: ah, yes. This is gonna be good.
@@alexbvevo2028 It's probably not even about looks. Or sexes even. It's about the person's intentions.
Nobody’s ugly we’re in just in a judgemental society
@@miguelalfonso4574 Wholesome af. Thanks.
@chima chibi indeed, she is truly enlightened. 😂😂
You mean like three eyes ugly or need a manicure ugly?
Damn, I think Joe is getting a little to into his descriptions of what would be done to this chicks....
Yeah he got weird
I'm starting not to watch because he's getting that wierd.
Done to the chicks? What about what he said they would do to the guys. That was creepy af
🤢
@@MM-yj9dr did you find it creepy?? Or is it just the guys weirded out
0:55 is a perfect example of someone waiting to talk instead of listening
Guys, I just noticed something. Is Joe balding???
Yeah his hairline is receding a little bit
Ohh shit !!.. I never noticed
I don't know guys, I don't see it.
I've been convinced for a while now that Joe is actually wearing a toupet.
No, just a new haircut
One day , Joe's daughter will also watch her dad's literotica avatar.
I've seen too many patently "ugly" men get with nice looking women to believe all this. I think it's for the best that people who start thinking this way take a step back and realize that women are also people, and every person is different in those small little ways that can tip you off to how they are, who they are, what they're like etc. The best thing you can do to minimize risk is to step with caution. Don't fall in love, just hang around. If she gives you the signs that there's gonna be a problem you do what you do to any friend who starts that. You drop her like a sack of potatoes and keep on walking. Your time is much too valuable to waste on someone else, which goes for everybody.
you don't know the money or what the man has. no model is getting with an "ugly man" if he isn't rich or famous
@@joys8634 or extremely popular
@@joys8634 name one rich man who was looked for an unattractive and average woman?
@@djzip9231 Men never claim they purposefully go for unattractive girls, especially the rich ones. But the point is there are very few wah men men find unattractive, while wah men consider most guys unattractive. That's what messes up the whole dating market
"Ugly" men almost never get the chance unless they're rich or high in social status, especially with a nice looking wah men.
Only time they get the chance is when they're financially secure and wah men who have hit the wall needs some sucker to dry
Joe has a great laugh, its infectious
Joe “Stick your finger at the base of his taint” Rogan
TAINT! hahahaha
@@Charmer4856 Joe is the fuckin man.. I'd love to shoot the shit with him for a few hours.
@@dave7096 Makes 2 of us. His studio is maybe 10-15 mins from where I live
Dave
Holy shit when i read your comment he was saying it, lol
HAHAHA
Now that I think about it, Joe Rogan looks a lot like my aunt Tina.
Hahaha gago
Lol dude, I actually have an Aunt Tina
I think now looking at it I can see your aunt Tina
Yeah his looks def went left.
This dude joe is talking to looks like a personification of the word ‘unhealthy’
Seeing him reminded me that we re all just gonna be old and die one day
Him and Steve Bannon
Guess he's talking more about some reactions to looks being unhealthy, not about looks in itself
Needed an intermission to take his heart meds...
What are you talking about?? This man is fit as a fiddle. The picture of health. I thought for sure his bitch tits would have given him away
This level of power actually makes complete sense from a natural selection and evolutionary biology perspective.
Speaking of Ice-T have him on as a guest please
Yeah i really want to hear about his transformation from Water-T to Ice-T
@@chrisreaves6399 rick and morty
I can make fiiive grand in twenty minutes.
That would be a fucking amazing interview
Joe “WOOOOOOOOOOOO” Rogan
A beautiful girl doesn’t even have to do anything for the guy to get him to do stuff for her.
Sounds like a dumb guy to me
So why do you think men are so weak that they allow that to happen?
If you a simp
@Khabib cherrypicking Weight bully I place my virginity in defense mode!
Chivalry is dead some guys didn't get the memo
7:42
This ones so good, I just keep rewinding it. Someone gotta clip that "what?!", it's iconic
They only truly have power if you allow them to
You must be the wokest kid in study hall.
I agree. I used to be one of these dudes until I got some self respect. And then I actually found someone that is more than just a pretty face. Kinda weird how it works sometimes. You find what you are looking for when you stop looking so hard
I live in the southern part of Brazil. I know the struggle
Look at some of these twitch thots 6 figure a month donation tabs and you’ll see that power
@Scionxd Rally yeah its pretty sad to think about. I never really understood why they do that
And this is why people should stop hating women. You have guys that are treating women like objects, sending money to random, distant “objects”, hoping for whatever- and then getting mad at women for “exploiting” them, being heartless or other bs I read on Red Pill or MGTOW. These guys are creating a transactional relationship and then crying about it? Make it make sense!
Gold & Silver VS Crisis & Collapse Sell it to those idiots on Twitch. 😂 Plus conning fool’s out of their money is the American way!
@@wavebreaker22 its the exact same thing as going to a strip club. Bring money, and you can essentially make a girl do your bidding(mostly within good intention) in exhange for a particular feeling. Ethots bridge the gap from the titty bar to your face.
@@DEV3N87 yeah its the same thing
I feel like sitting in the middle of 2 drunk man gossiping 😂
This guy looks like the darkest timeline version of Sean Bean.
Lmao
Omg....
As men we need higher standards...we need to start asking what does a hot woman have to offer other than sex? You'll find that in most cases the answer is NOTHING.
Unless you are the #1
But most of the time. What do men want other than sex? That's literally the reason it matters that she's super hot.
lol like you would know.
Let's go on strike
Better looking babies than less attractive women.
Joe's laugh gives me chills.
Now imagine him laughing hysterically, but instead of to the tune of him slapping the table, it's the hacksaw tearing apart your limbs.
Men can’t talk about how attractive women are in relationships but I’ve seen plenty of women openly talk about how dreamy other men are in relationships.
'Men cant' vs 'women do'. Men can, you're saying they just don't, but that's still their choice lol .I fucking hate it if a n y o n e does that shit infront of their partner. I'd never be so disrespectful
That is kind of true. Most of my friends get pretty upset when their husbands talk about another girl being attractive, yet they talk about other guys the same way. They also don't want their husbands looking at porn but ran to the theatre to watch 50 shades🤔 Not saying ALL women do this or have a problem with any of the above, just something I have personally noticed with some of my friends and I find it odd.
This is every girl in highschool, juniors and seniors are fake towards their boyfriend's, I told my friend not to date this girl, 2 months later he's crying and she's already with another vulnerable man. Women complain about inequality, but this shit isn't fair no more. Women use us to make it out of the dirt, use our money, and live pretty while we work our asses to pay for their dreams of a happy family.
@@bitchface100 you have pretty eyelashes
hey Lejend, let me clear something up.. a lot of men do act this way, just as much as women do. it is simply embedded in our instincts to find whats attractive to the eye. to say otherwise is starring through reality. we are here to reproduce, create as much life as possible; and thats why sex feels good. because .. yeah, science!
this is why 50% of marriages fail. we are creatures created from creatures to create more creatures. we're not built to find one person and love them for eternity because nothing lasts forever except the chain of creativity, so far.. so dont mess with it
edit..
the title, "the power hot women have over ugly men" is a load of crud. funny thing about power is its only powerful when its given. me? im 22 years old.. definitely not a stud.. but the only power a gorgeous girl had over me was the love i chose to give her. dont let the podcast bend your peception of women... theyre all beautiful and awesome. just as we are. and everyone has the right to speak. its up to you to vet the love you seek. just handle well with what you may reap... sleep.. im going to bed lol.. best of luck
Don’t let people take advantage of you
A woman does not have to be a 12 to have that power. Sometimes it's just a normal, everyday cute gal that is just intelligent, has a skill, career, or hobby that interest you. I like to think I could keep my shit together, but we all know at least one gal that could spell disaster if she ever she ever decided to play ball. My wife is well aware who she is and the super villain power she would have over me. Luckily she will never be interested in me. Also helps that she moved to another continent. Pure Kryptonite!
And you still call her ‘my wife’????? Lol
Pathetic
WTF. Sounds like you don't trust your wife. Also you said your wife would not be interested in you?
Can anyone explain what does 12 means here??
@@ArafatHossain-oy9ol 12 out of 10, like a rating.. it's more of an expression, there's no actual hotness scale except there totally is
2:33 Joe really knows how to put a picture
I'm an average looking guy on a good day. If some 12 started acting all interested in me, like I was a 10, I would immediately become suspicious. One of my favorite things to do when I go out is watching waitresses and bartenders work guys over to get better tips. I've seen my friends that are better looking than me fall for it. I tell them, "dude out of all the guys that she flirts with on a nightly basis you think you're the one that she actually wants." So, guys, just tip every waitress or bartender well. Ladies, if you got the goods to work a nice tip out of the dumb guys then you do you.
But most men actually think less of them than they are. I had so many men confused by showing interest in them because they didn't understand how attractive they actually are, so they thought "no way she actually likes me".
What do you mean 12 its a scale from 1 to 10
2:54 wtf im witnessing
I'm 33 and have never been married nor will I ever marry. I came close a couple of times but fortunately I dodged those bullets. The risk vs. reward ratio is way too out of wack for me to even consider it anymore.
That's pessimistic thinking. You'll find somebody someday.
@@Kelle0284 he can, just live together & don’t get married🤣
Hey just do attachment style quiz. You are more likely in insecure attachment
37 and still unmarried, thank God!
It is kind of insane the inequality of looks. The bad luck some will have and the random good luck others have. Best advice that Joe would give, just get in shape and be confident
Or if you really can't accept it, suicide is always an option. Saves you and your offspring years of suffering.
@@amateruss best option evaaaaa
Been known to psychology for decades. Some effect sizes have even been large enough to suggest it should be considered a disability.