A women's girlfriend's can destroy your relationship with their twisted views of how your relationship should be, especially if their own relationship is broken.
I 100% had a women do this to my ex. She poured constant poison in her ear, cause she was miserable and alone, and I shit you not, the moment she destroyed our relationship she went and found a dude and stopped hanging out with my ex.
Dude. I used to be a file boy at a law office when I was seventeen. The shit I heard from the twenty-something secretaries was just fuckt. I mean fuckt. I never heard the word cum so many times in a lunch break. I took to eating outside on the steps of the office. Those fuckers followed me out. So gross. I learned that guys who regularly go to strip clubs were stand up guys compared to these women...
Joe's ability to hold conversations with a vast calibre of people is amazing. I think he gives himself less of credit for that but i think it is the best so far.
So true, I was just thinking the same thing. It's literally quite the super power to have that'll make you at ease no matter what social situation you're in. I wish I have that😔
That's pretty much because he will just agree with whatever his guest is saying even if it contradicts what he just agreed with a week earlier. Not calling him a hypocrite or anything, it's his interviewing method. It's also the reason his show is good because he gets all these guests with varying views to open up. Joe himself isn't that interesting, he's just good at bringing it out of other people.
I got a call from my stepsister who's working in Costa Rica, so I stepped out to take the call. A day later the girl I was with confronted me about the girl I was sleeping with, after she went through my phone and found the name in my friends list on Facebook. I let her make an ass out of herself before telling her she's my sister and even if she wasn't she's a lesbian. Then broke up with her. Why wouldn't you just ask who I talked to?
[Redacted] [Redacted] That’s typically an indicator of projecting. Projecting her fears of what she’s doing (cheating) onto you. She’s checking your phone because she’s up to no good on hers. Had it happen too many times and that’s always been the case. Smart move on dropping her.
To be fair if a woman is too stressed and she doesn’t ovulate she can’t make enough progesterone which acts like nature’s valium, extra estrogen causes anxiety. It sucks yeah but there’s biology behind why they can be more upset easier.
This is so true for me. Worked in an office for 6 years and it was majority women, about 21/22, and about 8 men including me. It was fun and we had freedom since the supervisor hated his job and always left early. But it got bad when flirtation happened because the jealousy followed. And yes when women are the majority in the situation, they will fight over the men just like how men would if the roles were reversed. It was flattering but also a disaster at the end of the day
Yup, I've been there. As a married female, working in male dominated fields, I saw men get jealous and hateful too. The few females always became a target for the men to see who could get with her. The women that like the flirting will be such bitches to the other women, not realizing being easy to bang doesn't make them top dog, it makes them look stupid.
I think it is not just women, men could potentially create drama too. At the end of the day it just depends on the person and their personality, but I see what you are saying.
No, it's really weird when a workplace is completely imbalanced towards either sex. I've had that experience a couple times in my career: female-dominated environments are catty as hell and male-dominated are like being in middle school.
I've worked in men only jobs most of the time and it's never been like middle school. That's so alien to me it's like you made it up. I believe you just added that to balance out the catty as hell comment. Or maybe that's the vibe you bring so that's what you find, ever consider that?
100%, I'm a woman who has no problem working and friending either. In fact that's healthy and shows a normal level of emotional IQ. I've worked in mining, fishing and construction, business environments and retail at one point. People just need to grow the flock up, and appreciate what each of us bring to the table. It's not rocket science. 🤷🏼♀️
If that's how you feel about working with woman than you are a weak man who is not centered. I get it's a joke but some jokes hold truth and it seems this particular joke has people quoting it as if it's true and ground breaking.
I have worked in a female dominated field for over 15 years and have had no real issues. I will grant that it requires some basic boundaries that may not be as rigid as in a male dominated environment, but it's nothing burdensome or weird. But then I am currently married to someone I used to work with, but that relationship didn't develop until long after working together.
Me and my wife are like that. It's great. It isn't weird. We can talk about old gfs and bfs or about anything really... we don't care. Been like it for ten years. Completely honest with each other and it is just normal. We do weird out other people with it when they are around us though. It is like they are made uncomfortable with how comfortable we are with each other.
My job in construction is 100% men. Was there 20 yrs. For about 3 months I was once sent to the office to work there with mostly women. It was a shi&$show. Women that are attractive tend to think all men are supposed to just kneel down and worship them. One such girl needed help and started bossing me around with a petty bad attitude and tonality. I told her “come get me when you are ready to ask me politely and are willing to say please ..I don’t work for you and you don’t pay my wages lady”. After that she apologized and that was that. Working with women can be a nightmare. I’m glad I’m on the trades working with 100% men and I pity all the guys who have to put up with that crap
@@nicholasbogosian5420 there's NO SUCH THING as toxic masculinity, you 🤡. Toxic FEMININITY is a VERY BIG THING... These walking garden tools act like they don't have a CLUE wtf ACCOUNTABILITY is.
Nah he knew what she meant but he just wanted to bring up the jaw bone surgery....when Joe decides he wants to bring up a story he is going to take it there anyways lmao
It's so ridiculous. Some guys can make leud and very suggestive comments in the workplace and nothing happens to them. I've been hit with an HR case for telling a female coworker that I was friends with that I liked her new hairstyle. Another time I got nearly fired for telling a female coworker that I liked her shoes, I had no interest in her, they were just really cool shoes. The biggest kicker for me was when my manager told me that I smiled too much and it made people feel uncomfortable. He literally told me not to smile so much. I was so shocked I didn't even ask if he could legally tell me to do that. So then I stopped smiling and got pulled into the office and told that I was too serious and it made people feel uncomfortable. I think the universe just doesn't want me to have a job.
Being a man and treating a wiman right takes work. It takes effort and it requires him to remain emotionally stable and grounded. Men are supposed to be gentleman. When men are working amongst other people doing a job there is already stress. Now when you bring a wman into the picture who has needs and a way she is supposed to he treated, the stress mounts. Both m and w have different stress responses that oppose one another and it become toxic, dark and sad very quickly. Relationships between m and f are sacred and fragile. But when a man is dealt with the responsibility of dealing with other men, then add multiple women to the situation it is a mess and burdensome. Stress does not do good things for either. Wmn absolutely deserve the ability to make their own money but we need to go back to having jobs typically made for each gndr. They are absolutely not meant to work together. I know that is clear to you but you are having trouble accepting it because you're worried about your survival. Please trust God and he will keep you safe and guide you to find purpose, meaning and safety.
@@pk56403 Well I was with you until the end there. If God does exist, he absolutely will not lead you to anything other than misery, loneliness and depression. The best thing you can do is fight him as best you can to try and find some degree of happiness.
@@MRJTD99 No need for that, I got fired from that job a long time ago. Thanks for the show of support though, you're a super empathetic person whose existence on this planet benefits everyone around you...
Each of these JRE clips I try to determine how high Joe is. Here he seems medium high. A little slow and slurs here and there. Goes off on a "jawless" surgery tangent. Yeah, medium high.
I don't understand why people assume someone's high or stoned or anything else related to substance when they speak, behave or produce art that is a bit on the fringe. Like people are just like that sometimes, doesn't mean they took something.
Dude's listening too carefully to what she's saying lol, shows he has much experience with interacting with women. Must be from home with his wife and daughters
I've worked at places where they will fire you if you even go on a date with somebody else in the company even if there's no direct reports and you're in completely different departments. That was ridiculously extreme. But banning relationships between people who report to each other in some way is a bad idea and just opens a company to all sorts of legal hassles.
Only reason Joe has been so successful is his honesty during these podcasts. He is honest and doesnt mind disagreeing and is not afraid of sounding a certain way. He is not looking for apporoval and that has made him successful. Also means that almost everyone else is playing to a crowd.
I feel the urge to have strong female bonds the older I get. I see the issues that often arise with sexual compatible persons being friends over long periods of time. It often gets too messy. I’ve been married 10 years, together 15, I would not want to put that idea in my Husband’s thoughts by even attempting it. I’d rather be happily married and a little bored at times over destroying the lives of many for my own need for excitement.
i do agree with that. even with a girlfriend and many friends, i do find men more fun to hang out with. But, they are not necesserely the best friend. I think woman have better interpersonel skills, they are just fucking annoying most of the time
I think part of the reason that it is "hard to sexually harass men" is because the Vast Majority of men do not use Harassment as a power play and tend to downplay when they are feeling harassed due to people seeing them as weak for not being able to handle that situation.
bodd boward Not necessarily. Lots of people don’t use full grammar when texting or talking online, and when they do it’s with the intent of showing seriousness or that they’re pissed off
@bodd boward When it comes to texting and online conversations the way you write is as important as what you write. When it comes to conversations with friends i deliberately break 'proper' grammar to express emotion.
Michelle is the bomb! When I was a young lad in the Air Force, I frequently visited the girls dorm. Heard some very interesting conversations, and got harassed too. Loved every minute.
30 years in the entertainment industry and I have seen with my own eyes that some men are relieved when a woman joins the "team". There are men that get sick of looking and dealing with other men all day long, week after week, year after year. There are variations in personalities among men. Some guys like being aggressive and fucking with each other talking shit, talking locker room. Not all guys like that or want to be around that. Some guys just want to do their job un harassed by other smart ass aggressive guys. No all women like to gossip, not all women want to analyze relationships to death, not all women like being in groups of other women. There is variation in personalities among women. That is what people mean when they say men and women are the same. There are stereotypes in both groups but there are also many individuals who do not fit anything like what Joe and Michelle were describing.
If anyone believe these two are speaking in generalities then they shouldn't be watching podcast and talk shows discussions. Also their talking specifically personality characteristics, when it comes to social and private it is vastly different between men and women. Also stereotypes are speaking about a majority meaning 60-90%.
I was a supervisor at Walmart and my partner was an associate under me when I got transferred to his area, we started dating secretly very shortly after I got to his area and we’ve been together for over two years now, totally life partners. I ended up having to transfer stores because other managers saw him walking me to my car one night (for my safety, not for any sexual reason). But the store manager had in the past gotten someone under him pregnant and got bailed out, so he bailed me out and let me transfer.
It's rare, but it sometimes works. I'm the only female at my current job. Two men old enough to be my dad and the rest are little brothers in my eyes. We have funny stories and joke around like children! Recently there was a little drama where I confronted one of my favorite guys about something he didn't do. He got upset, we stepped away from each other and then later were both apologizing. There was another female worker who's gone now but man, only the kiss ass boy got along with her. Everyone else kept distance. Working with her made me understand the whole "bossy" conflict. I got along with her until one disagreement happened and she wouldn't even allow me to hash it out or apologize, playing the total victim.
I think when *the majority* of women say “We’re the same as men” , they say it to mean, “Our worth is the same as men”. And differentiating that between “we’re the same as men” is super important.
Alas, that distinction is rarely made, because a great many academic and mainstream feminists actually believe that there are no inherent differences between men and women, and that all gender differences are due to social conditioning, and that biology or hormones do not play a part.
Yep, and I do believe, on a behavioral level, men and women are more alike than they are different. Now, the differences are stark, and maybe that's why they're exaggerated, but in my experience both sexes are pretty predictable in the same ways. People act like we're separate species when we aren't. Humans are sexually dimorphic, but we're also all humans. Frankly, in my experience, the ones that treat men and women as separate species tend to have divorced parents. That's purely anecdotal, of course, but really paints a picture.
But by insinuating a need to clarify as much, we imply that there was even a question, and, perhaps more significantly, women stating this or asserting it sound as though they are trying to convince themselves out a of a complex, and it almost sounds like a nervously-repeated mantra, or a need for reassurance, or a concern that others don't see your worth, which means that it is not on a stable foundation, or that you are otherwise not sure of it!! ..just a morsel for thought..
I never really agreed with the "toxic" arguement for masculinity and femininity. What they describe as "toxic" just sounds like basic mental/behavioural/emotional disorders, that obviously vary with genders.
Why women have to ask for equality? In doing that the same as dogs begging for their owners when they can eat? Just do it, don't ask for permission, If you wanna do something go for it, don't look aside. "But he gains more money than me." Well, then why does he gains more than you? How many hours does he work and how effective is he? ANY boss in the world wants the best employer, show your value with results, not words.
Joe hits it on the head here.. in the office, you cant talk about nearly anything (religion, politics, you cant even make jokes in case you offend someone).. Happy to be working from home where you cant offend everyone all the time..
She’s soooooo right about this. Men can lift 45 pounds 28 times in a row much more quickly than I can, and most women can grow people in their bodies. We aren’t the SAME, although we absolutely should have equal rights.
Michelle Peacock I think it’s lazy to assume that there are large groups of people that believe men and women - insofar as the physical bodies of a female and male human - possess equal capabilities. People just want the balance to be a little more fair in regards to rights and privileges - is it not worth restricting men slightly in order to level the playing field? Depends on who you ask.
If someone (men or women) cant separate work and mating then they cant work together. Its normal to scope if you are new and single but not foever. I work with a guy that cant function when atractive women was in room. He was physically not able to work. He was fired in 8 months.
@@koray6261 my bad large printing like photo walls, wall pictures to biznis cards. He was cutting them to size using box cutter. Basicly the lowest skill based position. I manage to operate cnc router combination with flatbed printer.
@@Emma_madison Hey it is not necessary to be a low self-esteem man. A lot of men got nervous when a girl they like is around, it is not necessary to be a bad thing as well...More of the guys who are ultra-confident with women don't actually feel anything special about the woman and just trying to get into her pants, and they are confident cause they tried THIS thousand times. The fucked up is actually that women like you are in hurry to judge and even insult who is confident and who is not, and at the end of the day, they made sex with hundreds of strangers and still no serious relationship and still single.
@@weinstocksart6155 Go to a hospital and visit the stage 4 cancer patients. You'll see that all the stuff you think matters really doesn't. Like they say....a healthy man wants a million things, a sick man wants only one. Live your life to the fullest. It's a countdown and we are all in the clock. You don't know if you got 60 years, 6 months, or 6 minutes left. Believe that
Being a male in a workplace where 90% of the staff are women and the another 8% are " jawless" men is so weird, being 6ft 4 220 pound rugby player I'm constantly touched up by women staff, sexual comments are made and hot drinks made for me 24/7 (to this day I have never had to make my self a cup of coffee in my workplace) and I do enjoy this! BUT if I for one second indulged in the same behaviour as my female co-workers I know I would be sacked and made to be the villian, men working In the same working environment as women have to be sqeeky clean unlike there female Co workers.
Women don’t see how they overly sexualize men without thinking of the same consequences we face. Man makes comment: jail. Woman makes same comment: playful.
I'm one of two men on a floor full of older housewives. The first week I was here, the oldest coworker (who is retired now) told me "You'll run into a lot of drama here. It will be over the dumbest shit, and it'll get bad if you get caught up in it, being one of the only men here. If someone says or does anything, just stay quiet." Boy am I glad I took her advice.
I totally agree. I'm not saying it's right but I think it's as simple as imagining a baby rabbit offering to lick your toes.. And then imagine a bear offering to lick your toes... Same question, different reaction. Doesn't matter the bears intentions.
Too funny, cause I work in male dominated field. And 99% are great & respectful cause I conduct myself professionally, dress as a lady not like a man or thirsty girl.
It's weird seeing her talking like a reasonable person here. Her segments on other people's shows (Samantha Bee, Daily Show, etc.) are always super cringe.
Nooo i think she had great ideas. Her comfort zone is mean. The reason we al, hate her is the frequency of her voice. ... also picturing her ... a certain way... is better than all her jokes.
@ Extant Sanity you are right. That voice she uses is so fake, and it`s easy to tell. It`s not even cute at all. Her Jokes are pretty funny, but that fake voice ruins it for me.
I feel I have no jaw when I shave but everybody assures me I do. I'm just so used to having it "enhanced" it's kinda like a good looking woman who still feels the need to wear makeup despite her natural beauty.
Only if you would sleep with literally every woman. I've had bosses who were fat and ugly try to hold my hand and shit. Get your fat fingers off me. Coincidentally the vice versa applies. If you are a good looking man you aren't harrassing them because THEY LIKE IT.
I taught high school, and most teachers, even at that level, most instructors are female. That said, most men teachers avoid "hanging out" with female faculty.
@Karen Aguilar After being an adult for awhile I'm increasingly more convinced high school should end before kids also become adults. Especially if their first workplace experience is what they see at school, cause the amount of toxicity from elementary to high school that I saw between staff was insane. It just got worse with each new environment.
Karen Aguilar yeah take your paranoia with co-workers and multiply that times 10. That’s how men feel when working with women. We constantly wonder when we’ll receive some sort of complaint.
Allyssa Cinquina alot of females, yes. That’s why when you’re talking TO them they seem like the exception, but they’re really not. Vice versa for guys though, it’s not female specific
if she wants to survive in that climate she'd kind of have to be the same no? or just not have a lot of female friends, which she mentions are very needed
The HR comment is so spot on. I just retired from a marketing/PR career in local government. My job was to speak. I got in so much trouble...and I'm respectful. Office suppression and social media aggression is a dangerous combination.
A women's girlfriend's can destroy your relationship with their twisted views of how your relationship should be, especially if their own relationship is broken.
Absolutely f***kin right! You know the power of distant voyeurism that will grab hold of any relationship
Men do their own group think too. It's just simpler
FACTS
Or help them do the right thing by breaking them up.
I 100% had a women do this to my ex. She poured constant poison in her ear, cause she was miserable and alone, and I shit you not, the moment she destroyed our relationship she went and found a dude and stopped hanging out with my ex.
Joe on a double date: "come on people, we can't have two separate conversations; all four of us should be talking about DMT"
Hahahaha
Joe "Have you ever tried DMT?" Rogan
all four of us should be talking ON DMT
and its in the food!
Why is my knee jerk reaction to DMT always Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...then, Im like, that doesnt sound right
I'm a man working in a female dominated industry, you better believe that they can be slimy AF
i cant belive the amount of gossip and shit talk
Dude. I used to be a file boy at a law office when I was seventeen. The shit I heard from the twenty-something secretaries was just fuckt. I mean fuckt. I never heard the word cum so many times in a lunch break. I took to eating outside on the steps of the office. Those fuckers followed me out. So gross. I learned that guys who regularly go to strip clubs were stand up guys compared to these women...
Darryl Anderson all it takes is to come to work on a period and start taking they fucked up emotions out on a nigga
Rofl Stomps going to a strip club doesn’t mean you’re scummy. Wtf?
@@jaatown23 Learn to read. I said guys who *regularly* go to strip clubs.
Joe's ability to hold conversations with a vast calibre of people is amazing. I think he gives himself less of credit for that but i think it is the best so far.
So true, I was just thinking the same thing. It's literally quite the super power to have that'll make you at ease no matter what social situation you're in. I wish I have that😔
@@rebelrali2758 self awareness and always keeping your ego in check
Hes takin adderall before every interview
I feel like It’s an inherit Leo trait.
That's pretty much because he will just agree with whatever his guest is saying even if it contradicts what he just agreed with a week earlier.
Not calling him a hypocrite or anything, it's his interviewing method. It's also the reason his show is good because he gets all these guests with varying views to open up. Joe himself isn't that interesting, he's just good at bringing it out of other people.
Women can analyse a perfectly good relationship to death.
I got a call from my stepsister who's working in Costa Rica, so I stepped out to take the call. A day later the girl I was with confronted me about the girl I was sleeping with, after she went through my phone and found the name in my friends list on Facebook.
I let her make an ass out of herself before telling her she's my sister and even if she wasn't she's a lesbian. Then broke up with her.
Why wouldn't you just ask who I talked to?
[Redacted] [Redacted] That’s typically an indicator of projecting. Projecting her fears of what she’s doing (cheating) onto you. She’s checking your phone because she’s up to no good on hers. Had it happen too many times and that’s always been the case. Smart move on dropping her.
To be fair if a woman is too stressed and she doesn’t ovulate she can’t make enough progesterone which acts like nature’s valium, extra estrogen causes anxiety. It sucks yeah but there’s biology behind why they can be more upset easier.
Facts...
@@NikkiDocherty74 most women aren't rational.
She looks like lisa simpson as a human woman
I'd beat it
Holy shit your right lol
@@robertflowers4014 you're*
Wow. Nailed it!
@@John_Lee_ Thank you Karen
This is so true for me. Worked in an office for 6 years and it was majority women, about 21/22, and about 8 men including me. It was fun and we had freedom since the supervisor hated his job and always left early. But it got bad when flirtation happened because the jealousy followed. And yes when women are the majority in the situation, they will fight over the men just like how men would if the roles were reversed. It was flattering but also a disaster at the end of the day
Yup, I've been there. As a married female, working in male dominated fields, I saw men get jealous and hateful too. The few females always became a target for the men to see who could get with her. The women that like the flirting will be such bitches to the other women, not realizing being easy to bang doesn't make them top dog, it makes them look stupid.
Sounds fun ngl
The Bill and Melinda Gates comment aged like milk.
Aged like a opened soda
@@reginaldwoods6615 aged like open soda mixed with milk 👍
HOLY SHIT
It was golden though she took half right?
Wow ,You Tube keeps warning me to back off calling Bill a piece of GRISTLE lmno
Every time Joe Rogan reaches common ground, he earns a new forehead line.
Mr. Anatomy pure gold
Joe "new forehead line" Rogan
Yes
This is why you should be a boss. All the women want to have sex even if they are married
I fear that I will be focused on Joe Rogan’s forehead for the next week/month and I watch his podcast everyday 😭😭😭😭🙆🏽♂️.
This lady looks like a fallout 3 character
Bruno Benetti 😂
ok virgin
@@BENYEET np
rcav takes one to know one 🤷🏾♂️
Bruno Benetti oh my god ! 🤣 she does !
Women can work somewhere as simple as a coffee shop, and still manage to create some drama or feud between employees and managers etc.
It's their specialty
I think it is not just women, men could potentially create drama too. At the end of the day it just depends on the person and their personality, but I see what you are saying.
Just cause some women you been around do that you think all women do that .
Rogue Squadron don’t date them then .
@@user-db2tz9hg8f that is probably a good strategy
No, it's really weird when a workplace is completely imbalanced towards either sex. I've had that experience a couple times in my career: female-dominated environments are catty as hell and male-dominated are like being in middle school.
Most accurate comment here
I've worked in men only jobs most of the time and it's never been like middle school. That's so alien to me it's like you made it up. I believe you just added that to balance out the catty as hell comment.
Or maybe that's the vibe you bring so that's what you find, ever consider that?
My sister works in a male-dominated workplace the middle school line is accurate
that makes sense...if its just me and the guys at work we goof around a lot lol BUT we still get our work done, dont know if its the same with women
100%, I'm a woman who has no problem working and friending either. In fact that's healthy and shows a normal level of emotional IQ. I've worked in mining, fishing and construction, business environments and retail at one point. People just need to grow the flock up, and appreciate what each of us bring to the table. It's not rocket science. 🤷🏼♀️
I've seen sooooo many marriages ruined from a spouse cheating with someone at work
Makes total sense. We spend more time at work than with our families.
Pretty much happen in my relationship....
I cheated
if your a cheat. works a playground
And I've seen sooooo many marriages ended by naked grandpa's running amok by rubbing talcum powder on their groins at the zoo
@abortioncritical what you said is irrelevant
"Having men working together with women is like having bears work together with salmon dipped in honey" Patrice O'neal
“Women don’t want to win, they want a winner”
This made me laugh out loud!
One of the best comments I've seen all year.
I needed these Patrice Quotes. RIP big guy. O&A definitely wasnt the same after he passed
If that's how you feel about working with woman than you are a weak man who is not centered. I get it's a joke but some jokes hold truth and it seems this particular joke has people quoting it as if it's true and ground breaking.
I have worked in a female dominated field for over 15 years and have had no real issues. I will grant that it requires some basic boundaries that may not be as rigid as in a male dominated environment, but it's nothing burdensome or weird. But then I am currently married to someone I used to work with, but that relationship didn't develop until long after working together.
okay boomer
@@urbanimmortalculitvator6652 nobody thinks "okay boomer" is witty. Grow the f**k up.
@@urbanimmortalculitvator6652 lmaoo
is it weird that me and my gf talk about literally anything and never get annoyed by it? i thought that was supposed to be the norm for a relationship
It should be.
Me and my wife are like that. It's great. It isn't weird. We can talk about old gfs and bfs or about anything really... we don't care. Been like it for ten years. Completely honest with each other and it is just normal. We do weird out other people with it when they are around us though. It is like they are made uncomfortable with how comfortable we are with each other.
Have you checked if your gf has an adam's apple?
No, it just means you don't have a broken relationship lol 👍
Nope. Each relationship is unique to those people, same with friendship.
I didn’t think she meant jawless in the literal sense and then joe goes on talking about jaw and chin surgery
Lmfao right?!! I figured she meant a bunch of push overs.. Door mats.
Lmao, yup
She meant weak jawed men I think?
She’s talking about Prince John types, who retreat to sucking their thumbs and whimpering for Mommy.
Lol you gotta learn sarcasm man
Joe on a double date:
"Hey Jamie, pull that up?"
Gang bang
Frostyy no , “hey Jamie pulled that out”
🤣🤣
And Jamie's date would stood him up so technically Joe's on 1 & a half date
Bahahahahaha 😅 🤣 😂
My job in construction is 100% men. Was there 20 yrs. For about 3 months I was once sent to the office to work there with mostly women. It was a shi&$show. Women that are attractive tend to think all men are supposed to just kneel down and worship them. One such girl needed help and started bossing me around with a petty bad attitude and tonality. I told her “come get me when you are ready to ask me politely and are willing to say please ..I don’t work for you and you don’t pay my wages lady”.
After that she apologized and that was that. Working with women can be a nightmare. I’m glad I’m on the trades working with 100% men and I pity all the guys who have to put up with that crap
That's called a shit test. Women do it alot to see if you have a spine.
AaAaAAA,
Solid
Hmm....men in construction can be extremely toxic. I actually started my own biz for that reason alone. Toxic masculinity can be a real thing.
@@nicholasbogosian5420 there's NO SUCH THING as toxic masculinity, you 🤡. Toxic FEMININITY is a VERY BIG THING... These walking garden tools act like they don't have a CLUE wtf ACCOUNTABILITY is.
Joe totally missed that she meant jawless metaphorically and not literally.
Absolutely, right?? Like, he starts talking about jawbone surgery. smh
A mean no listens him for his brain hahaha
@@LL-wu5ui- ?? English is not your first language, is it? Incomprehensible.
@@keithhinchcliffe5629 No shit sherlock, you are too smart arent you
Nah he knew what she meant but he just wanted to bring up the jaw bone surgery....when Joe decides he wants to bring up a story he is going to take it there anyways lmao
Joe on a double date “ guys come on. We cant speak over each other.”
Wdym sami bey
"Pull that sucker up closer, about a fist from your face"
16yaşında bi adam he always says on fight companion come on guys stop speaking over eachother. Eddie stop being combative etc.
@@pitbullsami1741 fuck didnt know that thx. Dont like that flat earther
Sami kaç yaşındasın ne okuyon xd
Joe “Men are like DMT and women are like flowers” Rogan
Totally different things
I Hairy Boss because DMT is not from a plant..?
@@sbo6477 And are born by women, your point?
When you are on DMT, flowers are like DMT...
Murlynd 73 I guess because DMT is derived from plants and flowers are plants?
@Murlynd 73 stop being so triggered.
It's so ridiculous. Some guys can make leud and very suggestive comments in the workplace and nothing happens to them. I've been hit with an HR case for telling a female coworker that I was friends with that I liked her new hairstyle. Another time I got nearly fired for telling a female coworker that I liked her shoes, I had no interest in her, they were just really cool shoes.
The biggest kicker for me was when my manager told me that I smiled too much and it made people feel uncomfortable. He literally told me not to smile so much. I was so shocked I didn't even ask if he could legally tell me to do that. So then I stopped smiling and got pulled into the office and told that I was too serious and it made people feel uncomfortable. I think the universe just doesn't want me to have a job.
Being a man and treating a wiman right takes work. It takes effort and it requires him to remain emotionally stable and grounded. Men are supposed to be gentleman. When men are working amongst other people doing a job there is already stress. Now when you bring a wman into the picture who has needs and a way she is supposed to he treated, the stress mounts. Both m and w have different stress responses that oppose one another and it become toxic, dark and sad very quickly. Relationships between m and f are sacred and fragile. But when a man is dealt with the responsibility of dealing with other men, then add multiple women to the situation it is a mess and burdensome. Stress does not do good things for either. Wmn absolutely deserve the ability to make their own money but we need to go back to having jobs typically made for each gndr. They are absolutely not meant to work together. I know that is clear to you but you are having trouble accepting it because you're worried about your survival. Please trust God and he will keep you safe and guide you to find purpose, meaning and safety.
@@pk56403 Well I was with you until the end there. If God does exist, he absolutely will not lead you to anything other than misery, loneliness and depression. The best thing you can do is fight him as best you can to try and find some degree of happiness.
Maybe quit the job, genius. It seems clear they didn't like you and wanted you out.
@@MRJTD99 No need for that, I got fired from that job a long time ago. Thanks for the show of support though, you're a super empathetic person whose existence on this planet benefits everyone around you...
@@fuzzypanda1684 you either have a really shitty personality or are very unattractive maybe both
"One of those unfortunate chins." Joe, you are a goddamned treasure.
Each of these JRE clips I try to determine how high Joe is. Here he seems medium high. A little slow and slurs here and there. Goes off on a "jawless" surgery tangent. Yeah, medium high.
Medium-high high most of the time
😂😂😂
I love this comment so much and has the perfect amount of likes
I don't understand why people assume someone's high or stoned or anything else related to substance when they speak, behave or produce art that is a bit on the fringe. Like people are just like that sometimes, doesn't mean they took something.
His eyes are swimming
"Jawless men" Joe scratches his cheek.
Cristian Romero
He doesn't know about miwing tho
Cristian Romero he had to make sure his jaw wasn’t gone
Dude's listening too carefully to what she's saying lol, shows he has much experience with interacting with women. Must be from home with his wife and daughters
Joe ''jawless" rogan
Get a chinplant bro.
I've worked at places where they will fire you if you even go on a date with somebody else in the company even if there's no direct reports and you're in completely different departments. That was ridiculously extreme. But banning relationships between people who report to each other in some way is a bad idea and just opens a company to all sorts of legal hassles.
Only reason Joe has been so successful is his honesty during these podcasts. He is honest and doesnt mind disagreeing and is not afraid of sounding a certain way. He is not looking for apporoval and that has made him successful. Also means that almost everyone else is playing to a crowd.
She looks like Arnold when he runs out of air on mars in total recall.
LOL
joe k HOLY SHIT
*That's some next level referencing son*
Dude. I love you.
Holy shit. That made laugh so hard I was having trouble breathing!
09:45 Joe checked his chin just to make sure his qualified 😂
XD
They’re talking about looks like they’re perfect. Then they realise they’re not so nice themselves
Jaw Rogan
I feel the urge to have strong female bonds the older I get. I see the issues that often arise with sexual compatible persons being friends over long periods of time. It often gets too messy. I’ve been married 10 years, together 15, I would not want to put that idea in my Husband’s thoughts by even attempting it. I’d rather be happily married and a little bored at times over destroying the lives of many for my own need for excitement.
You have issues.
@@AnotherFancyUser HI Bot
Give your husband a threesome
@@AnotherFancyUser how?
W woman
yea… she’s never been married and not in a long term relationship. i’ll pass on whatever advice she has on dating.
96% of the time men would rather be around only other men. - source: men
Kevin Ellery 100% of men who prefer to be around other men are 100% homosexual 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈👯♀️ 😜
@@theera5145 so you and your dad is gay
@@nathankayhan4358 issa joke
i do agree with that. even with a girlfriend and many friends, i do find men more fun to hang out with. But, they are not necesserely the best friend. I think woman have better interpersonel skills, they are just fucking annoying most of the time
True unless u want to get laid
Ive never heard a woman to admit that.
Hahaha!!!!!!* classical music ...
Word your sentence properly you degenerate
av rmx there’s a word to describe what he is......he’s a white knight.
@@lb1181 More like soy-boy.
av rmx dude u seem triggered
I think part of the reason that it is "hard to sexually harass men" is because the Vast Majority of men do not use Harassment as a power play and tend to downplay when they are feeling harassed due to people seeing them as weak for not being able to handle that situation.
I worked in a call centre once. The toilets had 'do not disturb' signs 🤣
I put periods at the end of my sentences because of grammar, not because I have a problem.
bodd boward Not necessarily. Lots of people don’t use full grammar when texting or talking online, and when they do it’s with the intent of showing seriousness or that they’re pissed off
Lol exactly
Omg like, you have a problem if you are so anal. About periods
@bodd boward When it comes to texting and online conversations the way you write is as important as what you write.
When it comes to conversations with friends i deliberately break 'proper' grammar to express emotion.
Ok Boomer
Joe on the double date when he can't hear the other conversation happening:
"Pull that thing about a fist away from your face"
Crystal Logic hahaha
Haha
Pull that sucker*
I love that he brings up the vast difference in how we all need to react in different situations and workplaces.
Michelle is the bomb! When I was a young lad in the Air Force, I frequently visited the girls dorm. Heard some very interesting conversations, and got harassed too. Loved every minute.
Hey how are you doing?
"hey netflix, should we do a michelle wolf special?"
"sure"
Fine.
"fine"
Call it "who the fuck is this bitch"
Geezus christ why all the hate?
@@davidlibran757 its a joke. im a comedian
30 years in the entertainment industry and I have seen with my own eyes that some men are relieved when a woman joins the "team". There are men that get sick of looking and dealing with other men all day long, week after week, year after year. There are variations in personalities among men. Some guys like being aggressive and fucking with each other talking shit, talking locker room. Not all guys like that or want to be around that. Some guys just want to do their job un harassed by other smart ass aggressive guys. No all women like to gossip, not all women want to analyze relationships to death, not all women like being in groups of other women. There is variation in personalities among women. That is what people mean when they say men and women are the same. There are stereotypes in both groups but there are also many individuals who do not fit anything like what Joe and Michelle were describing.
I think it is implied that they are speaking in generalities.... geeze. Much of an sjw or what?
If anyone believe these two are speaking in generalities then they shouldn't be watching podcast and talk shows discussions. Also their talking specifically personality characteristics, when it comes to social and private it is vastly different between men and women. Also stereotypes are speaking about a majority meaning 60-90%.
@@mr.eliteaz2385 speaking in generalities as in assuming that everyone is exactly the same?
@@edwardk3 yeah, a lot people always think people are thinking in generalities but most times people arent speaking in a accompensing language
@@mr.eliteaz2385 accompensing?
One of the most interesting interviews I've watched. Almost like an existential experience.
How so lol
I was a supervisor at Walmart and my partner was an associate under me when I got transferred to his area, we started dating secretly very shortly after I got to his area and we’ve been together for over two years now, totally life partners. I ended up having to transfer stores because other managers saw him walking me to my car one night (for my safety, not for any sexual reason). But the store manager had in the past gotten someone under him pregnant and got bailed out, so he bailed me out and let me transfer.
She looks like an interracial version of Sigourney Weaver from Aliens
Yeah, but id bang sig. Not this broad.
Jerry Knuckles she was probably hot 20 years ago
I think she kind of looks like those kids with progeria.
Yeah if you shopped a sloth on the face then went ape shit with the smudge tool
More like Joe Piscopo.
"Look at him he is just so Jewish, he still has pyramid brick dust on his fingers" - Patrice Oneal
Who the hell else but Patrice could come up with that?
@Proud Goy No Soy Boy O and A when patrice was on. intern david was gonna do kosher sports. ua-cam.com/video/F0QHJnKZZog/v-deo.html
Around 1:12:00 ish
This is fucking hilarious. Patrice is the best
TheyCallMe Doug - jews remove their foreskin. You’ve got it backwards dummy.
@@jp3mcpherson I think he is saying that they are "old" Jewish, as in before that became a practice
It's rare, but it sometimes works.
I'm the only female at my current job. Two men old enough to be my dad and the rest are little brothers in my eyes. We have funny stories and joke around like children! Recently there was a little drama where I confronted one of my favorite guys about something he didn't do. He got upset, we stepped away from each other and then later were both apologizing.
There was another female worker who's gone now but man, only the kiss ass boy got along with her. Everyone else kept distance. Working with her made me understand the whole "bossy" conflict. I got along with her until one disagreement happened and she wouldn't even allow me to hash it out or apologize, playing the total victim.
I think when *the majority* of women say “We’re the same as men” , they say it to mean, “Our worth is the same as men”. And differentiating that between “we’re the same as men” is super important.
Alas, that distinction is rarely made, because a great many academic and mainstream feminists actually believe that there are no inherent differences between men and women, and that all gender differences are due to social conditioning, and that biology or hormones do not play a part.
Yep, and I do believe, on a behavioral level, men and women are more alike than they are different. Now, the differences are stark, and maybe that's why they're exaggerated, but in my experience both sexes are pretty predictable in the same ways. People act like we're separate species when we aren't. Humans are sexually dimorphic, but we're also all humans. Frankly, in my experience, the ones that treat men and women as separate species tend to have divorced parents. That's purely anecdotal, of course, but really paints a picture.
But by insinuating a need to clarify as much, we imply that there was even a question, and, perhaps more significantly, women stating this or asserting it sound as though they are trying to convince themselves out a of a complex, and it almost sounds like a nervously-repeated mantra, or a need for reassurance, or a concern that others don't see your worth, which means that it is not on a stable foundation, or that you are otherwise not sure of it!! ..just a morsel for thought..
My man Joe really thought she was actually talking about a jaw 😂😂🤣😂😭
Joe on a double date: Common gals we are having a conversation here....... about crocodiles.
Joe, when she said “jawless men” I don’t think she literally meant men with small jaws.
Oh my God this is the conversation that needed to happen. Awesome way to start the the day!
"Women and seamen don't mix" - Mr. Smithers
We KNOW what you think. Young lady! You're hired! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
69 likes parfait!
instead of watching the video I’m pronouncing “Sure” to myself.
Sage’s Reverie haha glad I wasn’t the only one.
Shore
lol
There’s the sure that rhymes with fur, the one that sounds just like shore, and then the one that sounds like shwar.
I never really agreed with the "toxic" arguement for masculinity and femininity. What they describe as "toxic" just sounds like basic mental/behavioural/emotional disorders, that obviously vary with genders.
Why women have to ask for equality? In doing that the same as dogs begging for their owners when they can eat? Just do it, don't ask for permission, If you wanna do something go for it, don't look aside.
"But he gains more money than me." Well, then why does he gains more than you? How many hours does he work and how effective is he? ANY boss in the world wants the best employer, show your value with results, not words.
So refreshing to hear a woman talk like that
Its called a chameleon, dont let yourself be fooled
9:35 Joe ignores the fact she said "short" and went straight for "jawless"
XDDDD Owen Benjamin needs to see this!!
She said jawless first about 10 seconds before she said short, Joe was just stuck on it for that long.
Because Joe is 5'7" and millions of dollars can't buy 6 feet of height...
@@tastybritches6644 because he's got millions in the bank 👍
I thought when she said jawless men she was meaning like dudes who don’t know how to speak up for themselves but I guess not lol
"Did you ask?!" Lol I love it 😆
"men working with women is like a bear working with a salmon dipped in honey" - Patrice Oneal
the fuck’s this supposed to mean
The bears want to eat the salmon but instead have to pretend everything is cool. Look up his last special, he explains men and women beautifully
It really goes both ways, neither gender has a monopoly on this behavior in the workplace. The stories I could tell...
This is the most honest public conversation I've heard in some years.
Mercilessly
I googled jawless men.
DO NOT GOOGLE JAWLESS MEN.
Holy shit.
Fuck dude why didn’t I listen
i should have listened
I listened I have no idea what these are and I'm ok with that
Its not that bad tho
Joe hits it on the head here.. in the office, you cant talk about nearly anything (religion, politics, you cant even make jokes in case you offend someone).. Happy to be working from home where you cant offend everyone all the time..
Canada
This reminds me of Michael Scott telling Chris Rock's joke LOL
When they pronounce "sure" as "shore"... it's killing me. Shyour. Shore. Shyor. 😵
That’s Californian accent
Sounds like Jim Norton's Uncle Paul.
The actor: Poly Shure
In the South it’s “shyeeur”
In the south, it's shore, just like their pronunciation, not some abomination
She’s soooooo right about this. Men can lift 45 pounds 28 times in a row much more quickly than I can, and most women can grow people in their bodies. We aren’t the SAME, although we absolutely should have equal rights.
Michelle Peacock I think it’s lazy to assume that there are large groups of people that believe men and women - insofar as the physical bodies of a female and male human - possess equal capabilities. People just want the balance to be a little more fair in regards to rights and privileges - is it not worth restricting men slightly in order to level the playing field? Depends on who you ask.
Men and women working together is STRANGE; so damn true😂
Why does she look like she went through a few rounds of a Dark Souls character generator.
Never get your meat where you get your bread.
Lol! I agree. That's because I work a traditional job and believe in traditional dating and marriage (not religious).
Sammy Licata i like this
Never mastubate in public restrooms either its just wrong we have to poop in there
well done!
@@weirdscience8341 Did you catch someone in the men's room?
If someone (men or women) cant separate work and mating then they cant work together. Its normal to scope if you are new and single but not foever.
I work with a guy that cant function when atractive women was in room. He was physically not able to work. He was fired in 8 months.
What was the job he was doing? How did it take so long for him to get fired if it was that bad?
@@koray6261 he punch one of the managers at the work party
I mean what was his duty? Not why did he get fired.
@@koray6261 my bad
large printing like photo walls, wall pictures to biznis cards. He was cutting them to size using box cutter. Basicly the lowest skill based position. I manage to operate cnc router combination with flatbed printer.
@@Emma_madison Hey it is not necessary to be a low self-esteem man. A lot of men got nervous when a girl they like is around, it is not necessary to be a bad thing as well...More of the guys who are ultra-confident with women don't actually feel anything special about the woman and just trying to get into her pants, and they are confident cause they tried THIS thousand times. The fucked up is actually that women like you are in hurry to judge and even insult who is confident and who is not, and at the end of the day, they made sex with hundreds of strangers and still no serious relationship and still single.
Now I’m self conscious about my jaw 😂
Toxic is toxic. I think narcissism is the big issue we need to tackle as a society.
Why? You only live once and it's everybody's first time living. Focus on living your life....to the fullest!
@@scraigrogers What?
@@weinstocksart6155 Go to a hospital and visit the stage 4 cancer patients. You'll see that all the stuff you think matters really doesn't. Like they say....a healthy man wants a million things, a sick man wants only one. Live your life to the fullest. It's a countdown and we are all in the clock. You don't know if you got 60 years, 6 months, or 6 minutes left. Believe that
She looks like a combination of Sigourney Weaver and Marian Carey.
Lol
Holy shit. That's good
Arnold Schwarzenegger
You left out the steaming pile of shit.
and not in the good way
Being a male in a workplace where 90% of the staff are women and the another 8% are " jawless" men is so weird, being 6ft 4 220 pound rugby player I'm constantly touched up by women staff, sexual comments are made and hot drinks made for me 24/7 (to this day I have never had to make my self a cup of coffee in my workplace) and I do enjoy this! BUT if I for one second indulged in the same behaviour as my female co-workers I know I would be sacked and made to be the villian, men working In the same working environment as women have to be sqeeky clean unlike there female Co workers.
Women don’t see how they overly sexualize men without thinking of the same consequences we face.
Man makes comment: jail.
Woman makes same comment: playful.
I'm one of two men on a floor full of older housewives. The first week I was here, the oldest coworker (who is retired now) told me "You'll run into a lot of drama here. It will be over the dumbest shit, and it'll get bad if you get caught up in it, being one of the only men here. If someone says or does anything, just stay quiet."
Boy am I glad I took her advice.
The only reason why Johnny depp won was because he is good looking. If he were ugly and fat, he’d be in jail.
I totally agree. I'm not saying it's right but I think it's as simple as imagining a baby rabbit offering to lick your toes.. And then imagine a bear offering to lick your toes...
Same question, different reaction. Doesn't matter the bears intentions.
Too funny, cause I work in male dominated field. And 99% are great & respectful cause I conduct myself professionally, dress as a lady not like a man or thirsty girl.
People don't know that equal doesn't mean identical.
9:00 🤣the janitor comment omfg
It's weird seeing her talking like a reasonable person here. Her segments on other people's shows (Samantha Bee, Daily Show, etc.) are always super cringe.
@Quinton Rogers this segment was shit too. She had no original ideas at all and only kept reacting to what Joe was saying
Nooo i think she had great ideas. Her comfort zone is mean. The reason we al, hate her is the frequency of her voice. ... also picturing her ... a certain way... is better than all her jokes.
Who is she, her name isn't in the title?
So true, I felt like I had fallen into some parallel universe.
@ Extant Sanity you are right. That voice she uses is so fake, and it`s easy to tell. It`s not even cute at all. Her Jokes are pretty funny, but that fake voice ruins it for me.
Before I die i would love to smoke a joint with Joe
Idk if I could get High with him I think I’d start to believe crazy shit
Yup
Eden Harrison he was high and thought he was on the h3h3 podcast.
Eden Harrison H3h3 is a podcast and they are Jewish.
Joe only smokes poles...
The gates comment held up REALLY WELL LOL
This conversation ended so friendly 😂
Men have secret weapons against jawless-ness
Beards
Very, very, very true 🙃 I’m afraid of shaving my beard to see what it’ll look like. I trim and keep it near though
she started with short. what secret weapon is there for that lol
renovatio93 ouch :( being 5’6-5’9 is an L for men
I feel I have no jaw when I shave but everybody assures me I do. I'm just so used to having it "enhanced" it's kinda like a good looking woman who still feels the need to wear makeup despite her natural beauty.
@@StaybackRotmgmy dads 5'5. Get arranged marriages son
Women: "What if a woman sexually harassed you?"
Men: "What you call sexual harassment I call opportunity"
Depends on the woman, but then again, sexual herassment is just advances by someone you're not attracted to.
@@-haclong2366 not attracted too? I don't speak lady
Marcus INfinity come on now bro you sound wild
Any advances done by a heifer is harassment
Only if you would sleep with literally every woman. I've had bosses who were fat and ugly try to hold my hand and shit. Get your fat fingers off me. Coincidentally the vice versa applies. If you are a good looking man you aren't harrassing them because THEY LIKE IT.
The greatest conversation a Man and a women Ever had.
She must be lesbian 😃
Respect, Joe knows when something is off and at what level the rage is in function of the word used as a reply :)
Two intelligent people conversing and making sense while goofing around. This is why JRE is my jam ❤️
Watch her "shout your abortion" clip, she's vile
Joe on a double date
“ Guys let’s all do DMT our conversations will combine all our ideas”
The most sexual harassment I saw working in an office of men and women. Was the women towards other women.
Her face is so damn adorable. 😂
She has a muscular face .
I taught high school, and most teachers, even at that level, most instructors are female. That said, most men teachers avoid "hanging out" with female faculty.
@Karen Aguilar After being an adult for awhile I'm increasingly more convinced high school should end before kids also become adults. Especially if their first workplace experience is what they see at school, cause the amount of toxicity from elementary to high school that I saw between staff was insane. It just got worse with each new environment.
Karen Aguilar yeah take your paranoia with co-workers and multiply that times 10. That’s how men feel when working with women. We constantly wonder when we’ll receive some sort of complaint.
@@martialharpistmatthew1837 not true for me but I work at a wearhouse. Women at wearhouses understand what a joke is
"By the way, we ARE gonna to need to get something to lock that door."
Perfect line to end on.
Texting is one of the poorest forms of communication.
I've seen more coworkers partaking in after hour activities than anywhere else lol. Especially working in the restaurant business.
I feel like hear she's being kinda reasonable, but when she's around the very people she's talking about, she mirrors that behavior?
Allyssa Cinquina alot of females, yes. That’s why when you’re talking TO them they seem like the exception, but they’re really not.
Vice versa for guys though, it’s not female specific
Have you seen her do it?
Julian yes. Watch her standup.
if she wants to survive in that climate she'd kind of have to be the same no? or just not have a lot of female friends, which she mentions are very needed
@@dgooshe Do you have to be the "same"?
I work in a predominately female field. Every time I get hired at a new place the boss says "thank god, we need a guy in here so everyone acts nicer"
What field?
@@jmcm152
Cooking meth
jm cm brothel
@@jmcm152 I'm a straight male hair stylist.. very rare.
@@justinc2633 pretty much
This was starting to sound to real between they two at the end 😂😂
I went from working in a garage with men to working in a beauty salon dominated by women. Neither are desirable.
The HR comment is so spot on. I just retired from a marketing/PR career in local government. My job was to speak. I got in so much trouble...and I'm respectful. Office suppression and social media aggression is a dangerous combination.
Joe : yeah she got a chin implant.
My mind : awh cool she got a chimplant
and they were room mates
and they were room mates
"Very unfortunate chins" is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
I feel a chemistry- and joe is a little more outgoing than usual interviews.