No, It's Not "All Men"

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2019
  • Taken from JRE #1401 w/ Iliza Shlesinger: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @sppsports2449
    @sppsports2449 4 роки тому +32260

    Imagine women in Syria and Saudi Arabia hearing western women say they're oppressed.

    • @-_Ismael_-1
      @-_Ismael_-1 4 роки тому +2052

      All of the Middle East

    • @AsttoScott
      @AsttoScott 4 роки тому +649

      I don't care how hot they are, if they've had another mans shit smeered on them. I'm out.

    • @jamestown910
      @jamestown910 4 роки тому +469

      Astto they absolutely do. Those women are in Dubai for a weekend and go on shopping sprees, on who’s dime?

    • @GaryHighFruit
      @GaryHighFruit 4 роки тому +428

      "All of the Middle East"
      Not all Middle easterners. Women in Iraq do pretty well. As for the way they dress, at least some of them chose to, and it's not a law; just custom.

    • @igogoplatayobitch7566
      @igogoplatayobitch7566 4 роки тому +127

      Imagine reading a comment and re-posting it for some likes and an ego boost

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 4 роки тому +2693

    Saying "This is offensive because the body being shown is unattainable" is definitely body shaming.

    • @RacheleStrata
      @RacheleStrata 4 роки тому +29

      I think becuase the ad was trying to promote supplements was a big issue - not just the body

    • @dreadone6894
      @dreadone6894 4 роки тому +12

      Just a heads up, “ Heman “...

    • @ibefullofme
      @ibefullofme 4 роки тому +51

      Is it still body shaming if the body is heavily edited and photoshopped to appear more ideal?

    • @SuperBrendan3
      @SuperBrendan3 4 роки тому +3

      Always ok but often the supplements are part of how you get that body. At least they offend help yo make it less ‘unattainable’

    • @RacheleStrata
      @RacheleStrata 4 роки тому +10

      @@SuperBrendan3 I dunno, I'm on both sides. Joe may change his mind about this when his daughters get a bit older and start wanting surgery

  • @nilocdg9752
    @nilocdg9752 3 роки тому +9424

    Bill Burr said it best. “At least your problems are taken seriously. If anything happens to a dude it’s just considered funny.”

    • @leahengle2760
      @leahengle2760 3 роки тому +199

      sexual assault and rape are rarely taken seriously among women. I have personal experience and so does ever woman i know

    • @dbow5077
      @dbow5077 3 роки тому +193

      I'd be willing to bet if every woman you know has been sexually assaulted, your perception of sexual assault would also extend to every man you know.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 3 роки тому +248

      @@leahengle2760 that sounds like a you problem.... theres the fuckin mee to movement, belive all women, the rape culture on campus bs, what the hell are you talking about?

    • @Keekeeks
      @Keekeeks 3 роки тому +153

      @@leahengle2760 bruh there’s people who have lost everything over an accusation that ended up being a lie... what in the fuck are you actually talking about like I have social media girls post anti rape shit 24/7 like what in the fuck are you actually talking about

    • @lostbutfound6787
      @lostbutfound6787 3 роки тому +360

      @@leahengle2760 I promise most men in my circle take sexual assault very seriously.

  • @darianrose2195
    @darianrose2195 3 роки тому +1915

    I agree with everything she just said. I can't stand the "all men" mentality because it's bullshit and wrong. A girl I used to be friends with kept making comments like "All men are weak." And "Men are too weak to handle a real woman." As she's sitting in mine and my then fiancée, now husband's apartment eating food that he made and completely oblivious to just how fucked up and rude that was. I was almost molested as a little girl, I had a very abusive relationship with one of my exes and I STILL can't abide that slanted thinking because I have known so many amazing men from grandfathers to uncles to my own dad to friends and other exes and my husband is one of if not the best. Don't blame and marginalize others for your own shortcomings, I say.

    • @Chiiyaam
      @Chiiyaam 3 роки тому +54

      @Darian Rose Women like this ❤️🙏🏼

    • @darianrose2195
      @darianrose2195 3 роки тому +10

      @@PistolPete1251 She definitely does.

    • @reddzjagulus756
      @reddzjagulus756 3 роки тому +26

      🗣SAY IT LOUDER

    • @alwayslernin4400
      @alwayslernin4400 3 роки тому +10

      Exactly!!!!

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +36

      They say that hating men comes from trauma and it's aright
      But you and others girls are prove that you don't have to hate a whole group for something one of them did to ya

  • @daveco1270
    @daveco1270 4 роки тому +12252

    Iliza and Joe look like they're gonna go out robbing houses after this podcast.

  • @jaskapoju123
    @jaskapoju123 4 роки тому +3567

    Why does this sound like female joe rogan talking with joe rogan

  • @joef2593
    @joef2593 3 роки тому +538

    Joe seems like a genuinely good guy, if you're with him you're taken care of no matter who you are, that's masculinity

  • @6XXBANSHEEXX8
    @6XXBANSHEEXX8 2 роки тому +252

    J- "Who's your buddy?"
    I - "Joe Rogan"
    J- "You're gonna be fine"
    lmao!!

  • @KaymalaHarris
    @KaymalaHarris 4 роки тому +5687

    She looks like she plays the “decoy” in chris Hansen’s to catch a predator

    • @jackrockwell6698
      @jackrockwell6698 4 роки тому +70

      Kaymala Harris that’s a way underrated comment.

    • @Simon_Sez
      @Simon_Sez 4 роки тому +101

      Lmao the 27 year old pretending to be 13

    • @annamarie8168
      @annamarie8168 4 роки тому +20

      Yes!! Lol she reminded me of something but I couldn’t put my finger on it until I saw your comment 😂😂

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 4 роки тому +1

      @@jackrockwell6698 was just about to say that lol for real though

    • @dtomos
      @dtomos 4 роки тому +2

      😭😂

  • @cokobware
    @cokobware 4 роки тому +5017

    "Who's your buddy?" "Joe Rogan" "You're gonna be fine". Best end to a JRE clip hehe

    • @jaccbolton
      @jaccbolton 4 роки тому +88

      Hilarious moment

    • @cloudofh2o394
      @cloudofh2o394 4 роки тому +148

      Cory Koski it was so wholesome I love it

    • @supa_cold_ninja
      @supa_cold_ninja 4 роки тому +24

      IM DYING!!!

    • @unstoneable
      @unstoneable 4 роки тому +11

      Right ? :D Just wanted to type that but realized I have to check comments :D

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 4 роки тому +20

      So wholesome

  • @devilsslave1970
    @devilsslave1970 3 роки тому +2023

    "I married a dude"
    "Congratulations"
    "I made out with a few hot guys"
    "Congratulations again"
    😂😂😂

    • @shifty_s197
      @shifty_s197 3 роки тому +41

      that shit cracked me tf up 😂😂😂

    • @logibear453
      @logibear453 3 роки тому +18

      Perfect timing lol.

    • @ramblinfan99
      @ramblinfan99 3 роки тому +6

      LOL

    • @DoryanTheCritic
      @DoryanTheCritic 2 роки тому +17

      She could have married a woman for all we care. And we all know how those relationships end.

    • @Darkour97
      @Darkour97 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah that had me rolling 🤣

  • @0OOO0GAAA
    @0OOO0GAAA 3 роки тому +172

    Man, Joe is just so good at this kind of things. He really knows how to talk with people without messing things up. The "who's your buddy" is just mind blowing. Just a simple sentence, yet calms everything down. Hats off

    • @ManicMindTrick
      @ManicMindTrick 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I couldn't pull this off. I don't think I want to pull it off.

  • @DS-rf2kp
    @DS-rf2kp 4 роки тому +4824

    Joe “some big ones are real” Rogan

  • @gabekortez4062
    @gabekortez4062 4 роки тому +6908

    "Who's your buddy?" "Joe Rogan" "Yeah don't worry about it." So wholesome lol.

    • @qpghostqp9551
      @qpghostqp9551 4 роки тому +252

      Man that had me laughing for a good minute or two he's too cool lol

    • @CBlade0
      @CBlade0 4 роки тому +162

      Did he just coerce her into getting high and signing her rights away while talking about gender roles and stereotypes doesn't get much more brilliant than that

    • @mann8098
      @mann8098 4 роки тому +113

      And just like that all her worries melted away....

    • @jollyproductions1105
      @jollyproductions1105 4 роки тому +47

      Was literally about to comment on this very f*ing moment lol.

    • @dingosmith9932
      @dingosmith9932 4 роки тому +7

      @@qpghostqp9551 ahdorable ...¿

  • @MichelleEstrada
    @MichelleEstrada 3 роки тому +5

    There was some really good points here I love this podcast with you two where can I find the whole video?

  • @hb9149
    @hb9149 2 роки тому +5

    Yes, this: "We always look to the extreme right or left to prove our point." Thank you!

  • @zachsh
    @zachsh 4 роки тому +9926

    She looks like Elon Musk's sister, Ellen Perfume

  • @Jrseydevil
    @Jrseydevil 4 роки тому +4711

    She is 10000 times a better comic and feminist then Amy shumer.

  • @craigmooney696
    @craigmooney696 2 роки тому +76

    I love this convo. It's everything from both ends. There is no favorites. I think we as people need to realize it.

    • @Lordgorbon
      @Lordgorbon Рік тому

      This episode was terrible she’s horrible and insufferable lol

  • @marcossantos-yr3ee
    @marcossantos-yr3ee 2 роки тому +1

    I’d like to see the entire interview!!!

  • @Noah-lu9mb
    @Noah-lu9mb 3 роки тому +2657

    "I'm getting sweaty"
    Joe with his head glistening in sweat "Really?"

    • @mcfuckinanotheraccount808
      @mcfuckinanotheraccount808 3 роки тому +23

      It's happened to me not realizing how sweaty and hot i am when high. Also not realizing I have to take a shit lol

    • @bradypeake4447
      @bradypeake4447 3 роки тому +15

      I read this when he said REALLY. I lost it

    • @bradypeake4447
      @bradypeake4447 3 роки тому

      @Jimmy Peeps Show 😂

    • @kevind7617
      @kevind7617 3 роки тому

      Made my peter stiff

    • @ndg3174
      @ndg3174 3 роки тому +1

      How are people this slow you really got 1.1k likes are yall fookin blind?

  • @-theshape-6053
    @-theshape-6053 4 роки тому +1527

    joe" some big ones are real " rogan

    • @adrianbekillingem
      @adrianbekillingem 4 роки тому +4

      - The Shape - was about to comment that Hahahahahaha 💀

    • @michaelc1063
      @michaelc1063 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @willdyer9797
      @willdyer9797 4 роки тому +7

      Came to find this comment after he said that 😂

    • @justinperry2432
      @justinperry2432 4 роки тому +1

      Tremendous

    • @Wwattz
      @Wwattz 4 роки тому +3

      Funny thing is, men and women speculate on women's bodies, men and women will ask if a woman if her breast are real, but it's gonna be taken differently depending who asks. She's trying so hard to pretend she isn't biased. Comes across as dishonest.

  • @LudoLive
    @LudoLive 3 роки тому +1

    the ending had me in tears laughing. "who's your buddy?" XD

  • @jabuchanan5
    @jabuchanan5 2 роки тому +14

    The "Who's your buddy?" At the end was the most wholesome drug user moment.

  • @77EmreHawk33
    @77EmreHawk33 4 роки тому +1441

    "Who's your buddy?"
    "Joe Rogan"
    "Yeah... Don't worry about it"

    • @scurus11scurus
      @scurus11scurus 4 роки тому +71

      EHZ that part honestly made me laugh harder than I have in weeks

    • @craigk3103
      @craigk3103 4 роки тому +126

      I thought that was an adorable little interaction

    • @koloblican11763
      @koloblican11763 4 роки тому +50

      It was just so natural haha

    • @theconservativeliberal6967
      @theconservativeliberal6967 4 роки тому +78

      *emotional support dogs be like*

    • @PissySkyKat
      @PissySkyKat 4 роки тому +36

      I gotta smoke with Joe someday.

  • @joni1405
    @joni1405 4 роки тому +3028

    "Maybe in England that might be unrealistic"
    Wow, savage

    • @thecurrentmoment
      @thecurrentmoment 4 роки тому +91

      There's just no reason to wear a bikini when there is no sunshine, unless you are showing off your body to make feel bad
      (Sarcasm)

    • @lloydhinshelwood
      @lloydhinshelwood 4 роки тому +49

      There hasn’t been sun here for three months I think she’s accurate without tanning bed. 😂

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 4 роки тому +174

      More fat people in the USA, just saying

    • @cman7113
      @cman7113 4 роки тому +59

      tristman 84 yeah but you’re comparing a country with 65million people and a country with almost 400 million people. Of course there’s gonna be more fat people lmao

    • @Hai_da
      @Hai_da 4 роки тому +239

      @@cman7113 Per capita figures exist lmao.

  • @Freedomlives33
    @Freedomlives33 Рік тому

    Love that "who's yer buddy?" line at the end.👍🏽👍🏽😂

  • @adriancantu293
    @adriancantu293 3 роки тому

    3:30 Great point! This conversation is excellent!

  • @matthewroreilly
    @matthewroreilly 4 роки тому +1811

    “Who’s your buddy?”
    “Joe rogan.”
    “Ya don’t worry about it...”

    • @nymrodr
      @nymrodr 4 роки тому +181

      Best fucking part

    • @nymrodr
      @nymrodr 4 роки тому +18

      @@Mushroom1882
      Yup

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism 4 роки тому +5

      @@nymrodr #golden ^.^

    • @aamesworld
      @aamesworld 4 роки тому +47

      That was nice

    • @robert4you
      @robert4you 4 роки тому +85

      I really like that part. Joe Rogan has the heart in the right place.

  • @beautycrossing5584
    @beautycrossing5584 4 роки тому +2711

    Before I die I want to hear joe rogan ask me “who’s your buddy”

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 4 роки тому +33

      If you're partying with Joe Rogan, it _may_ be the night you die!

    • @machielluchtmeijer7796
      @machielluchtmeijer7796 4 роки тому +33

      @Warrior Son jesus you're pathetic

    • @willjepson7770
      @willjepson7770 4 роки тому +3

      @@machielluchtmeijer7796 lmao

    • @tylermcrae1598
      @tylermcrae1598 3 роки тому +23

      I mean if you die your brain will release DMT, it is very likely you will see Joe Rogan chilling there with the machine elves.

    • @beautycrossing5584
      @beautycrossing5584 3 роки тому +8

      Warrior Son wow my husband calls me that

  • @willyhehd23
    @willyhehd23 Рік тому +17

    We need to realize that it’s not a guy/girl issue. It’s the type of person thing like instigators, manipulators, liars, being petty, backstabbing and other types along those lines. Everyone can be fucked up. Hard thing to do is be kind

  • @Hassy171717
    @Hassy171717 3 роки тому +1

    Best ending to a JRE clip EVER!!!!

  • @OfficialKlassic
    @OfficialKlassic 4 роки тому +3754

    Who’s your buddy? Joe Rogan

    • @short-eu7bs
      @short-eu7bs 3 роки тому +16

      @Pat Fry wow you're so cool, stfu

    • @TheRocketNasty
      @TheRocketNasty 3 роки тому +67

      that was the cutest shit ever lol

    • @whoisanyone6134
      @whoisanyone6134 3 роки тому +6

      @Pat Fry I know you’re gonna look back on this in 4 years and feel like shit

    • @whoisanyone6134
      @whoisanyone6134 3 роки тому +6

      @Luke Bassilious I agree, but we all know trolls are bottom of the barrel when it comes to the internet. Usually you have a horrible life so you bully people on the internet

    • @romeomaxwell320
      @romeomaxwell320 3 роки тому +3

      Tjat was a great exchange

  • @stephenolder4552
    @stephenolder4552 4 роки тому +333

    Personally, i dont mind if another guy is stronger and more confident than myself, but if he's obnoxiously cocky and arrogant, then i cant stand their company.

    • @SWIFTzTrigger
      @SWIFTzTrigger 4 роки тому +51

      Even if someone is weaker and shorter than you, if they are cocky and arrogant you won't like them. Its almost like shitty character traits rub people up the wrong way or something?

    • @fomori2
      @fomori2 4 роки тому +15

      @@SWIFTzTrigger Cocky and arrogant is when you are attempting to fake confidence and those are negative traits. However, some can people mistake actual confidence for being cocky or arrogant. It all depends on their disposition. If you are looking for reasons to dislike someone you will assume they are cocky and arrogant in either case. Sadly that is what most insecure men do on a regular basis and gives all men a bad name.

    • @powerowl2120
      @powerowl2120 4 роки тому +14

      @@fomori2 that is very true, but for the most part there's a huge easily noticeable difference between confidence and arrogance. I'm friends with a lot of confident people, but there's this one dude who's just a dick about everything he does or thinks and if you try to challenge him on anything he tries to make you look stupid. You can definitely see a difference, confidence is more genuine and fun, arrogance is fake and annoying

    • @stephenolder4552
      @stephenolder4552 4 роки тому +5

      @ wait, what? Is your comment referring to me? Cause if it is, im a bit confused. Im a straight guy, no dude is picking me up, cocky or not.
      But i dont associate with cocky people as friends. I have no use for them. Nothing wrong with confidence and knowing what you're capable of. But to me, cockiness and arrogance is when you're trying to rub your skills/abilities in everyone's face, and that seems petty and of low character to me. I have no patience for it, and my life is better off not dealing with those people.

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell 4 роки тому +1

      Then u a bitch lol jk

  • @RyanHellyer
    @RyanHellyer 3 роки тому +1

    The episode always makes me smile. Particularly the end :)

  • @Yolani14
    @Yolani14 3 роки тому

    "Who's your buddy?"😂😂😂 I'm so gonna use that next time one of my friends gets too high

  • @Musket-uq9rg
    @Musket-uq9rg 4 роки тому +2650

    Jesus I would love to be an oppressed millionaire

    • @OP-xi1hv
      @OP-xi1hv 4 роки тому +366

      @Vegans Suck She has suffered so much... like that time she got asked for a lighter... no one deserves that.

    • @alwaysatwork5913
      @alwaysatwork5913 4 роки тому +3

      Well said so true

    • @johnallerson6911
      @johnallerson6911 4 роки тому +3

      Musket 2018 exactly

    • @koloblican11763
      @koloblican11763 4 роки тому +6

      The mark ---------------------------------------> you

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 4 роки тому +7

      fuckin' yikes dawg

  • @JSchaffer214
    @JSchaffer214 3 роки тому +6633

    I swear Joe Rogan is a chameleon. He will adapt to his guest in a very subtle manner and few actually even catch that he's doing it.

    • @carloselhakim
      @carloselhakim 3 роки тому +259

      cease your investigations

    • @markusslama2653
      @markusslama2653 3 роки тому +184

      the reptilians are watching... be careful from now on, you never know what could happen next...

    • @jack_wparsons
      @jack_wparsons 3 роки тому +219

      it's called playing devil's advocate. he's interviewing man that's what you do

    • @markusslama2653
      @markusslama2653 3 роки тому +484

      @@jack_wparsons no it's not called being a devil's advocate. That would be opposing the guest for the sake of entertaining the opposing arguements. Get your terminologies straight before coming in like that, bro. Being a chameleon suggest the complete opposite of the spectrum you mad ting.

    • @Logan-cw9yr
      @Logan-cw9yr 3 роки тому +414

      You make it sound sinister lol. Part of being a good interviewer is matching the guest's energy and sometimes biting your tongue or feigning interest in particular topics to keep things rolling.

  • @user-zx9xu5vl2u
    @user-zx9xu5vl2u 2 роки тому

    That ending was great 😂😂 “ who’s your buddy ? “

  • @MuscleBandit
    @MuscleBandit 3 роки тому

    Agreed my way through the conversation, laughed my way out of the video. "You're gonna be fine, who's your buddy?" 🤣👌

  • @DaveE99
    @DaveE99 4 роки тому +586

    “When people don’t like me, I’ve learned that it has absolutely nothing to do with me”.

    • @pablosanchez3489
      @pablosanchez3489 4 роки тому +70

      I don't like her, and it 100% has something to do with her. She's not funny, and being funny is supposed to be her occupation. I watched 4 episodes of her sketch show, and didn't even crack a smile.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 4 роки тому +24

      @@pablosanchez3489 bruh

    • @guisantovski
      @guisantovski 4 роки тому +8

      Isn't it weird that we all showed up about the same time? This video is six months old

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 4 роки тому +10

      @@guisantovski we showed up, but not the laughs

    • @nathanielcorbin792
      @nathanielcorbin792 4 роки тому +8

      She said usually, but okok

  • @TenFires
    @TenFires 4 роки тому +271

    "Who's your buddy?"
    "Joe Rogan."
    Perfect ending to the clip.

    • @toryjohnson9595
      @toryjohnson9595 4 роки тому +5

      you can see her cheeks getting flush, her eyes are dipping low and she starts using big words. hahaha
      "I swear im getting high"
      "You're a little high"

    • @jesse3213
      @jesse3213 4 роки тому

      Best part! Haha

  • @Jordanthecool7
    @Jordanthecool7 Рік тому +1

    This is literally one of the best conversations I have heard

  • @Matty217
    @Matty217 Рік тому +1

    So true about the contrarian thing - sometime I find myself arguing the other side even though I catch myself realising I don’t actually believe it.

  • @AJstop10swatchit
    @AJstop10swatchit 4 роки тому +1748

    She’s dressed kinda like Eminem from 8 mile, now this is a homie I wanna listen to

  • @Dammigeo
    @Dammigeo 4 роки тому +128

    the old saying "blowing out someone else candle doesn't make yours shine brighter" rings true throughout this clip.

    • @RomanRoman-xi3dv
      @RomanRoman-xi3dv 4 роки тому

      Well it does make your seen further

    • @unreconstructed
      @unreconstructed 4 роки тому +1

      Blowing out another candle would indeed make yours look brighter.

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 Рік тому +1

      @@unreconstructed yeah it is all perspective how you look at the query

  • @4bidn.Knwldg
    @4bidn.Knwldg 3 роки тому +18

    Iliza : I am high, I swear to God in my brain...
    Joe: You'll be alright.
    Iliza: Joe!
    Joe : who's your buddy?
    Iliza: Joe Rogan
    Joe: Yeah, don't worry about it
    😂💯

  • @mxxnberries
    @mxxnberries 3 роки тому +1

    I always learn something new from his podcast.

  • @isthismyfault
    @isthismyfault 4 роки тому +610

    She doesnt have a problem with men unless they ask for a lighter.

    • @maybedos
      @maybedos 4 роки тому +14

      She's that retractable bic girl in the group.

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 роки тому +16

      Why are y'all forgetting a lighter when ya leave the house?

    • @rzawistowski33
      @rzawistowski33 4 роки тому +5

      As a woman she shouldn't have to let you use her lighter

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni 4 роки тому +19

      Omg its THAT chick?

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 4 роки тому

      @@Schmuni what chick? Lol

  • @dudeb9168
    @dudeb9168 4 роки тому +352

    “Who’s your buddy”
    “Joe Rogan”
    “Yeah you’ll be fine.”

  • @martin-louisvanzyl6173
    @martin-louisvanzyl6173 3 роки тому +1

    Joe, love you man, I think you are one proper human being. Why cant life be this always. Get high, talk without arguing about topics we are passionate about. And through all of it try and figure out if we are high or not.

  • @Vikotnick
    @Vikotnick 2 роки тому

    I love the way he said "Who's your buddy". Wish I had more friends like him.

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 4 роки тому +757

    She could voice act 12 year old boys in cartoons.

    • @dantehayes8686
      @dantehayes8686 4 роки тому +16

      Sean Haggard she fully sounds like the avatar

    • @proneymaloney2460
      @proneymaloney2460 4 роки тому +6

      Youd like that woundnt you bahaha

    • @ssjwes
      @ssjwes 4 роки тому +7

      She does have that kind of voice doesn't she.

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 4 роки тому +2

      @@proneymaloney2460 Yes.

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 4 роки тому +1

      @@dantehayes8686 Yes

  • @Gshitcuh
    @Gshitcuh 4 роки тому +793

    All men take dmt bong rips in the sunrise and eat mushrooms sandwiches for breakfast

    • @r.i.promance7467
      @r.i.promance7467 4 роки тому +15

      I wish where is mine bruv

    • @matty6878
      @matty6878 4 роки тому +9

      and then meditate in those cases that look like huge eyeglass cases filled with water

    • @fishfire_2999
      @fishfire_2999 4 роки тому +2

      @@matty6878 deprivation chamber.What JR calls them .

    • @ranoch3696
      @ranoch3696 4 роки тому +8

      DMT breakfast of champions

    • @MasterPourKnowP
      @MasterPourKnowP 4 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't say ALL men but it such as hell helps me face the day.

  • @dkydigg2724
    @dkydigg2724 3 роки тому +12

    Those last few seconds where joe was comforting her bcuz she was on the verge of trippin is how it should be approached

  • @confettimix8260
    @confettimix8260 3 роки тому

    Why can't I find the full podcast?? I can only find clips

  • @ivanhale8114
    @ivanhale8114 4 роки тому +3581

    Me: she looks like a dude
    Iliza: "my boobs are real, and because they're big... "
    Me: opens new tab

    • @yourunemployedfriendat2pm
      @yourunemployedfriendat2pm 4 роки тому +296

      turns out they aren't that big tbh..

    • @dan_ward
      @dan_ward 4 роки тому +248

      @@yourunemployedfriendat2pm You don't get out often do you?

    • @yourunemployedfriendat2pm
      @yourunemployedfriendat2pm 4 роки тому +494

      @@dan_ward I do and where i live theres a lot of latinas

    • @thehpsv
      @thehpsv 4 роки тому +442

      @@yourunemployedfriendat2pm This whole exchange was hilarious.

    • @gavensedgwick6516
      @gavensedgwick6516 4 роки тому +182

      @@yourunemployedfriendat2pm Understandable.

  • @therealbfunke
    @therealbfunke 4 роки тому +297

    I hate when people say “all” people, it’s just dumb. Even all good people don’t agree whats good

    • @TheJellyfish800
      @TheJellyfish800 4 роки тому +7

      Vassal Colony The people who make generalizations usually can’t admit that they are just like the stereotype they belong to.

    • @sinured498
      @sinured498 4 роки тому +1

      and i hate ppl who want to hear the "not all" part, because generalizations are there for a reason, of cause there are exeptions - there are always! it's about the degree the generalization is used, if the % of what you want to describe isn't a vast majority - don't use "all" (a generalization). In a conversation such generalizations make it easier and shorten the sentences, i don't want to describe and explain everything and then go in its context, leave that for science/your job/school, NOT your everyday life....

    • @yahg7600
      @yahg7600 4 роки тому +7

      All people hate those people that say ‘all people.’

    • @ez_company9325
      @ez_company9325 3 роки тому

      @@yahg7600 You know whats really funny? Because of the exceptions... the completely horrible people on either side of our modern philosophical issues, there are a lot of people, especially me, that are beginning to FUCKING HATE ALL PEOPLE. Even though its wrong, and the extremes dont represent the mean. Oh well.... I guess once everyone hates everyone, we will have finally reached true equality.

  • @jeremy454
    @jeremy454 4 місяці тому +2

    When did it become okay to dislike success. A person who has taken care of themselves and made better decisions. You should be happy for them and model your life after them. Make the world better by making yourself better, not tearing down others

  • @PotzerTheMan
    @PotzerTheMan 2 роки тому

    Saw iliza in vegas last weekend, one of my favorite modern comedians.

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 4 роки тому +606

    "If a guy is short do you feel better?"
    A little.

    • @willkershisnik5893
      @willkershisnik5893 4 роки тому +86

      Andrews cool probably cause you focus too much on stupid stuff like height

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 4 роки тому +15

      ​@Andrews cool just sounds like you're a spoiled kid n i look better

    • @Death2AllGaming
      @Death2AllGaming 4 роки тому

      @Andrews cool its cos youve to look down to talk to people. look out your own height over everyones head

    • @Death2AllGaming
      @Death2AllGaming 4 роки тому

      @Antonio Llopart just a fact based on his height relative to others. Insecurities can be manually overwritten

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 4 роки тому +2

      I have a girlfriend that accepts me with all my insecurities and it's pretty nice 🙃

  • @warrendoyle2875
    @warrendoyle2875 4 роки тому +1192

    In Ireland a potato crisp brand called hunky Dory's had to cancel an advertising campaign that had a bunch of sexy women in sports gear because it offended women, later a fashion store hung up a massive picture of a muscular man in his underwear, and not a word was said, probably because men care less

    • @monomorph5730
      @monomorph5730 4 роки тому +85

      I like the Buffalo flavor

    • @blinkingintensifies8212
      @blinkingintensifies8212 4 роки тому +170

      Because we realize that dude worked out hard for it, or is photoshopped.
      Women apparently see a beautiful woman and get offended because that’s not their reality?? Make it your reality!

    • @wesh8121
      @wesh8121 4 роки тому +126

      As men we're not taught to be victims, we dont have a whole society telling us we SHOULD be offended; rather the opposite.

    • @monomorph5730
      @monomorph5730 4 роки тому +26

      @@wesh8121 I really like the Buffalo flavor

    • @Skorpiomoom
      @Skorpiomoom 4 роки тому +1

      @@wesh8121 wait, what kind of parents teach they're children the be victims?

  • @curtlakin1035
    @curtlakin1035 Рік тому +1

    "Who's ur buddy?"
    🤣

  • @jackrosado746
    @jackrosado746 2 роки тому +86

    "in England that might be unrealistic" one of the greatest roasts of the english of all time

    • @calskees9932
      @calskees9932 2 роки тому +6

      Tbh that didn’t really make any sense

    • @dirtygunslinger9835
      @dirtygunslinger9835 2 роки тому

      not really....

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski 2 роки тому

      @@calskees9932lmao. In england you either go to the gym or are fat. No middle ground. Idk if its the food or what,but those people get fat and ugly after 20

    • @calskees9932
      @calskees9932 2 роки тому

      @@Kostadin_Arolski again untrue

    • @CharlieL292
      @CharlieL292 Рік тому

      If said ‘in wales’ then yeah it wound be applicable and possibly a roasting

  • @christianbartending
    @christianbartending 4 роки тому +767

    "I am high!!"
    "Na your fine, who's your buddy?"
    "Joe Rogan" (stoner voice)

    • @proneymaloney2460
      @proneymaloney2460 4 роки тому +79

      That was the most friggen adorable way to end that clip lol

    • @LanceDobson
      @LanceDobson 4 роки тому +26

      It really was though. That needs to be memified

    • @neoc03
      @neoc03 4 роки тому +25

      The funny thing is a lot of the time it is that simple. Someone starts freaking out and you just remind them you got their back. Suddenly they are ok, and they calm right down.

    • @Pejvaque
      @Pejvaque 4 роки тому +10

      Adorable ending

  • @Patch_duress
    @Patch_duress 4 роки тому +340

    I really wonder what kind of person it takes to just go up to a stranger and ask “are those boobs real? NO WAY?!”

    • @benjaminlamptey1867
      @benjaminlamptey1867 4 роки тому +9

      It takes a pos

    • @AsttoScott
      @AsttoScott 4 роки тому +40

      My mother told me I used to grab random chicks on the boobs when I was small. It was good to be a 70's kid.

    • @darkovilos
      @darkovilos 4 роки тому +3

      The beginning of an audition for porn.? Technically they are strangers to each other at the beginning.

    • @fishfire_2999
      @fishfire_2999 4 роки тому +6

      I'm guessing the drunk kind .

    • @GaryHighFruit
      @GaryHighFruit 4 роки тому +5

      "I really wonder what kind of person it takes "
      Right. Men just aren't doing that, and we gotta stop just believing women.

  • @dankennedy3365
    @dankennedy3365 3 роки тому +55

    I- "I am high! I swear it got IN MY BRAIN!!!"
    J- "Yer gonna be fine"
    I- 'Joe..."
    J- "Who's yer buddy?"
    I- "Joe Rogan"
    J- "Yeah. Don' worry 'bout it"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Logan-cw9yr
    @Logan-cw9yr 3 роки тому +1339

    "Are ya getting paranoid?"
    *glances around nervously*
    "I'm a little sweaty..."
    Yeah she might be high.

    • @MSLambert96
      @MSLambert96 3 роки тому +46

      @Francisco Nieves you wanna try constructing a sentence that actually makes sense?

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 роки тому +3

      @Francisco Nieves Affirmative

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 роки тому +1

      @@MSLambert96 lmao yeah

    • @daneabdullah6064
      @daneabdullah6064 3 роки тому +2

      @Francisco Nieves what drugs are you on?

    • @Ilovecats371
      @Ilovecats371 2 роки тому

      @Francisco Nieves h ooo

  • @lachlanbriscoe1430
    @lachlanbriscoe1430 4 роки тому +85

    joe’s “don’t worry about it” at the end was rather heartwarming.

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk 4 роки тому

      Aaah, Joe reminds me so much of my older brother (but like a better version), whose favourite phrase is "don't worry about it"!

  • @randalchodler2331
    @randalchodler2331 3 роки тому

    “Who’s your buddy?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevenL4U
    @stevenL4U 3 роки тому +4

    Good to see Edward Nortons little brother getting on the podcast.

  • @dreadone6894
    @dreadone6894 4 роки тому +674

    “Barbie is unrealistic” -Girls
    “Heman” guys... woah yeah

    • @naethavenir9422
      @naethavenir9422 3 роки тому +41

      Men who enjoy JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’s overly muscular men: Damn, I AM GOING TO WORK HARD
      ngl, JoJo is an inspiration

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 3 роки тому +20

      That was the difference between me and my ex gf. When I saw a crazy ripped guy(who is natural) I said I want to look like that and got motivated. Whenever she saw some hot chick it was the opposite.

    • @liites7730
      @liites7730 3 роки тому

      as in Herman Li from Dragonforce

    • @uberlephrad8218
      @uberlephrad8218 3 роки тому +7

      @@naethavenir9422 Goku from Dragon Ball Z motivates me to work out and become a better fighter.

    • @benanderson4639
      @benanderson4639 3 роки тому

      You can body build and get a similar physique

  • @bytbeats9591
    @bytbeats9591 3 роки тому +145

    I hate when people say “if someone doesn’t like you they’re just jealous” that just feeds into their already enlarged ego

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 2 роки тому +6

      Do you wonder if store clerks get fed that same bullsh**?
      Like a full on Karen comes along hurling abuse, store clerk goes out back after fifteen minutes of this horrible person abusing the soul out of them, spittle all over their face, and while they're in tears on the brink of a panic attack the manager comes out and tries to console them by saying, "they're jealous"?

    • @theotakucave
      @theotakucave 2 роки тому +8

      @@classydays43 Obviously that’s not the case every time, but for most times it is. Envy, or self righteousness or fear all turn into anger

    • @SagaciousNihilist
      @SagaciousNihilist Рік тому +1

      its either theyre jealous or theyre haters, thats the usual rethoric coming out of mouths of irresponsible people with they recieve any kind of criticism that contradicts their outlook/actions regardless if the criticsm is valid or not.

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 Рік тому

      Yeah there's obviously other variables. 😂 People are retarded.

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 Рік тому

      @@classydays43 That's overdramatic.

  • @dakidarts
    @dakidarts 3 роки тому +14

    de day Joe “DMT” Rogan interviewed his female version

  • @InuranusBrokoff
    @InuranusBrokoff 2 роки тому +7

    I'm a male, and I'd like to be treated equally. If that offends you, maybe you should open your eyes.

    • @tylertravis2081
      @tylertravis2081 Рік тому

      Your not gonma be annoying and do hyprocrite shit then your fine and dont force your beliefs on other people you will be fine

  • @eyezwideopen7590
    @eyezwideopen7590 4 роки тому +445

    The wall is undefeated.

    • @jpain97_
      @jpain97_ 4 роки тому

      Jordan Moir lol

    • @milesmayhem5440
      @milesmayhem5440 4 роки тому +33

      Someone is red pilled.

    • @PineappledoesnotbelongonPizza2
      @PineappledoesnotbelongonPizza2 4 роки тому +2

      @Go Hyuck Yourself What exactly are you talking about?

    • @Asad_Thomas
      @Asad_Thomas 4 роки тому +9

      Absolutely. The only thing more guaranteed than death.

    • @brucanthwood
      @brucanthwood 4 роки тому +4

      Every single wall has been defeated or will be... why are you proud of walls

  • @Prototype1207
    @Prototype1207 4 роки тому +421

    Feminism doesn’t have a monopoly on treating all people fairly.

    • @jasonvanepps7061
      @jasonvanepps7061 4 роки тому +73

      In fact they have no interest in it at all.

    • @Oldsoul305
      @Oldsoul305 4 роки тому +44

      Bryan Lehman
      New age feminism is made to provide women with more privilege than they already have. That’s about it.

    • @chriscus1474
      @chriscus1474 4 роки тому +31

      @@Oldsoul305 Completely disagree. Modern wave feminism is about man hating and complete ignorance.

    • @Oldsoul305
      @Oldsoul305 4 роки тому +16

      Chris Cus14
      The proof is in the pudding.
      Why ask for higher wages if you’re already getting paid equally?
      They want to earn more for less work!!
      Why fight for abortion? Why fight slut shamming?
      They want to be whores with no societal judgement.
      Why are they forcing men to act like pussies to be able to date them?
      Because they want to be provided for but also want the respect. They want to know what it’s like to be the man of the house without actually being the man of the house or doing anything that a man of the house does.
      Why do they fight for rape trials with no evidence? Why do they suggest all women should be taken on their word?
      They want to get men they don’t like in trouble!!
      Etc, etc. I can go on and on.
      I’m not going to disagree with you, I think feminism also stems from the hatred of men and ignorance, but think twice before you disagree with what I’ve said.
      A subject can be about multiple things.
      Could it be that feminism is about
      Providing women with more privilege, AND man hating & ignorance? If not? How so?

    • @Oldsoul305
      @Oldsoul305 4 роки тому +19

      Magdalena Tomczynski
      When women were abused, who do you think had it worse? Men or women?
      The women who got slapped but were provided for and just stayed in the house baking cookies and raising kids? Or the men that got ate by bears, went to war, built cities, faced the more difficult forms of slavery?
      Point made.
      That’s a false statement, there isn’t a gender war...the large majority of women adore men. Simply for the fact that we pay for their entire life. They adore us now, and the majority of women also adored us when we were abusing them.
      Women are paid more than men actually, on average. Men are wealthier on average, but that doesn’t translate to women getting paid less. They work less.
      Your validations for abortion are not valid and based on only your opinion.
      So you’re saying evidence isn’t important? You’re saying men should get decades in prison with no evidence?
      And I agree with you there.
      Women behave like children because of the way they’re raised. To never hear the word “no” or “you can’t”
      But it also carries on in our society, how many men are there that will give a woman his left arm that he just met?
      And I know, men are scary. We are the most violent and the most destructive.
      But why don’t you wonder why that is? since the beginning of humanity, men were the ones who had to fight to protect their country, their family, or themselves.
      Women never had to adapt primal instincts of survival. Because they were always protected, by who? Those men that you hate so much...so forgive us for getting angry and aggressive so easily. It’s in our DNA to help us survive.

  • @righe8701
    @righe8701 3 роки тому +1

    "Who's your buddy" 🤣🤣🤣 your safe here

  • @x_un4gvn_x595
    @x_un4gvn_x595 Рік тому +1

    He said "Who's your buddy?" lol.. love ya Joe

  • @teufelhunden8308
    @teufelhunden8308 4 роки тому +1822

    Whenever I hear “as a woman” I think “ah shit here we go again”.

    • @fkerpants
      @fkerpants 4 роки тому +81

      Many people mistakenly assume since they share the same gender/profession/stage in life with whatever is being discussed they somehow have some sort of authority to speak on the matter, and they simply don't. It's like saying you understand Hitler because he was a vegetarian too. It's inane and demonstrates a dearth of critical thinking.

    • @viperstrike0
      @viperstrike0 4 роки тому +26

      @@fkerpants its not about authority to speak. yes it gets used liked that but when i hear it, i give people the benefit of the doubt that its stating that its a different perspective. If someone starts with "as a blank" i dont assume that their perspective is correct but it gives me context to their logic line.

    • @stevep1974
      @stevep1974 4 роки тому

      Came down to respond to that

    • @nateo200
      @nateo200 4 роки тому +9

      Whenever someone elects themselves to speak on behalf of an enormous portion of people that don't even know WTF they are, I either brace myself for an onslaught of BS or attack the insanity of pretending like you "just know". Sometimes they are right though. If I said "as a man, I think I speak on the majority of us that urinals save time", generally speaking yeah.

    • @ras_krystafari3333
      @ras_krystafari3333 4 роки тому +3

      As a women supporter. I have only ever heard this phrase spoken authenticly when a trusting female needs authentic feedback.. otherwise its shallow chatter that real men have already tuned out. #blacknighting

  • @ammaralmallah4295
    @ammaralmallah4295 4 роки тому +506

    Joe “yeah they’re real” Rogan

  • @themattheweffect4870
    @themattheweffect4870 3 роки тому +1

    I can see my reflection in joes head 😂

  • @drew7481
    @drew7481 3 роки тому +5

    Best ending in the history of podcastism.

  • @TheCajunNinja
    @TheCajunNinja 3 роки тому +2254

    The end of this clip is hilarious. 😄👉🏻 8:50

  • @jackgoff69
    @jackgoff69 4 роки тому +469

    I wish Patrice O'Neal was here, and could sit in on this podcast.

    • @Munkylaw
      @Munkylaw 4 роки тому +6

      Shit on it? 😂

    • @darklord220
      @darklord220 4 роки тому +50

      Shit all over her and then have a genuine conversation after she calms down

    • @revolutionarys
      @revolutionarys 4 роки тому +3

      I love you for saying this!

    • @jordanchen23
      @jordanchen23 4 роки тому +14

      Life has gone too easy for her

    • @TheBagFumbler
      @TheBagFumbler 4 роки тому +27

      Yeah he was the best at putting idiots in their place rip Patrice 😞

  • @Pyrela
    @Pyrela 2 роки тому

    I really like how they went into a Bill Cosby skit at the end.

  • @deandoxtator7137
    @deandoxtator7137 3 роки тому

    Love watching your podcast Joe Rogan.

  • @jesseondrumsjd
    @jesseondrumsjd 4 роки тому +343

    “Yea but some girls go crazy with the eyelashes, they look like they got spiders on their heads” lol

    • @zdubbs7609
      @zdubbs7609 3 роки тому +2

      @@steven-jv4ke Bruh w h a t

  • @SSPspaz
    @SSPspaz 4 роки тому +738

    Joe “Some women want to get ravaged” Rogan

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 4 роки тому +39

      He is quite right :D :D :D

    • @SSPspaz
      @SSPspaz 4 роки тому +20

      @OG BamBam GO, oh he's definitely not wrong haha

    • @PragmaticProminence
      @PragmaticProminence 4 роки тому +11

      And quite literally will tell you

    • @obi-wankenobi1419
      @obi-wankenobi1419 4 роки тому +38

      Joe is like that uncle your family doesn't let you hang out with because he gives you weed and DMT

    • @geoffreyokrongly916
      @geoffreyokrongly916 4 роки тому +6

      Joe “Told the Truth” Rogan

  • @Murph514
    @Murph514 3 роки тому

    The thumbnail to this video is hilarious, Joe looks gone 🤣

  • @olderthan2129
    @olderthan2129 2 роки тому

    Awww at the end when he’s like who’s ur buddy🥲

  • @uberpansy77
    @uberpansy77 4 роки тому +494

    Joe: are you high?
    Girl: imma a little SwEAty
    Joe: has to break eye contact

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 4 роки тому +33

      Girl : I think it's just *YoUr B0DY.*
      Heating the room.
      ...
      Joe : _starts sweating too_

    • @Pulsed101
      @Pulsed101 4 роки тому +4

      Get the feeling it might be risky to leave these two in a room with a few bottles of vodka

  • @chrisrosa4393
    @chrisrosa4393 3 роки тому +6

    I would love to board the DMT Train with Joe and listen to the relaxing comfort of " who's is your buddy?" Lol

  • @BossOfAllTrades
    @BossOfAllTrades 11 місяців тому +2

    Jamie always be finding this stuff fast af I swear.

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix 4 роки тому +315

    *Her starting to freak*
    Joe: “Who’s your buddy?”
    “Joe Rogan”
    “Yeah don’t worry about it”
    For some reason I found that very sweet and endearing

    • @geov.8292
      @geov.8292 4 роки тому +3

      In a odd way yeah, I found it really funny

    • @ernestosera7758
      @ernestosera7758 4 роки тому +32

      @Solus Probably pointing it out cause its cute and joe is being a good high buddy.
      When you smoke weed there is a point where you get tunnel vision and get paranoid, you get hyper aware of your surroundings and how other people are interacting with you and how you speak and interact with others, him telling her not to worry and that she is his buddy is him saying, your fine its okay to be high in this environment.
      Most people get paranoid because they feel like they are unsafe while high and feel vulnerable.
      Joe gets high all the time so he know just what to say to get her mind away from her feeling too high.
      I dont watch enough rogan to know if its a meme lol.

    • @GodlyAtheist
      @GodlyAtheist 4 роки тому +1

      @@ernestosera7758 I generally don't trust people and even getting high with my brother made me incredibly uncomfortable. If someone started talking to me the way he did while being high I'd think I'm about to be mugged.

    • @andreavenaa
      @andreavenaa 4 роки тому +4

      GodlyAtheist i hope you find more people in your life that make you feel at ease

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 4 роки тому +2

      @@GodlyAtheist Ouch. That sucks ass

  • @alexgiovannini5837
    @alexgiovannini5837 4 роки тому +201

    I want Joe Rogan to calm me down every time I am too high...

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock 4 роки тому +7

      Why don't you just stop getting high?

    • @michaelmathews4103
      @michaelmathews4103 4 роки тому +24

      Kur Norock Dont be ridiculous

    • @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386
      @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 4 роки тому +5

      @@KurNorock but wheres the fun in that

    • @kanchanrana5670
      @kanchanrana5670 4 роки тому

      Haha yes I hear you buddy 🙌

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock 4 роки тому

      @Giannis Antetokounmpo Where would humanity be if not for people like you who show up like the heros you are to point out the exceedingly obvious?

  • @MichelleEstrada
    @MichelleEstrada 3 роки тому +13

    “Some men want you to shit in Tupperware and send it to them” lmfao alright then

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 3 роки тому

      I remember how she told a story on ridiculousness about how one guy asked for a picture and then licked the side of her face I say as a dude we’re weird there is someone out there who wants an attractive blonde to send a box of shit to them

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 роки тому

      Well, urinating on print is a fetish, this is probably also a thing, just more hardcore & this rare

  • @willsawvel3600
    @willsawvel3600 Рік тому

    “Whose your buddy?” 😂

  • @pieter2433
    @pieter2433 4 роки тому +98

    I think it’s just your body heating the room
    Joe: hmm

    • @mangan65
      @mangan65 4 роки тому +4

      Joe is so hot that he actually emits inhuman amounts of heat. No homo though.

    • @ChickenBoy260
      @ChickenBoy260 4 роки тому +1

      hevquip smh

  • @CoyWhite
    @CoyWhite 4 роки тому +143

    "who's ur buddy."
    "Joe Rogan."
    I'm using this in my life at some point to calm a friend down.