No, It's Not "All Men"

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  • @daveco1270
    @daveco1270 5 років тому +12246

    Iliza and Joe look like they're gonna go out robbing houses after this podcast.

    • @NickRHT
      @NickRHT 5 років тому +128

      Lol 😁that was kinda funny.

    • @adikmen007
      @adikmen007 5 років тому +41

      Thats true

    • @JohnWilliams-ee5ly
      @JohnWilliams-ee5ly 5 років тому +84

      In an alarm company ad lol

    • @Noondroid
      @Noondroid 5 років тому +135

      Or steal the Declaration of Independence because it's really a treasure map.

    • @terencehammonds3041
      @terencehammonds3041 5 років тому +4

      Lmao

  • @KaymalaHarris
    @KaymalaHarris 5 років тому +5682

    She looks like she plays the “decoy” in chris Hansen’s to catch a predator

    • @jackrockwell6698
      @jackrockwell6698 5 років тому +70

      Kaymala Harris that’s a way underrated comment.

    • @Simon_Sez
      @Simon_Sez 5 років тому +101

      Lmao the 27 year old pretending to be 13

    • @annamarie8168
      @annamarie8168 5 років тому +20

      Yes!! Lol she reminded me of something but I couldn’t put my finger on it until I saw your comment 😂😂

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 5 років тому +1

      @@jackrockwell6698 was just about to say that lol for real though

    • @dtomos
      @dtomos 5 років тому +2

      😭😂

  • @DS-rf2kp
    @DS-rf2kp 5 років тому +4819

    Joe “some big ones are real” Rogan

  • @nilocdg9752
    @nilocdg9752 3 роки тому +9436

    Bill Burr said it best. “At least your problems are taken seriously. If anything happens to a dude it’s just considered funny.”

    • @leahengle2760
      @leahengle2760 3 роки тому +201

      sexual assault and rape are rarely taken seriously among women. I have personal experience and so does ever woman i know

    • @dbow5077
      @dbow5077 3 роки тому +192

      I'd be willing to bet if every woman you know has been sexually assaulted, your perception of sexual assault would also extend to every man you know.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 3 роки тому +245

      @@leahengle2760 that sounds like a you problem.... theres the fuckin mee to movement, belive all women, the rape culture on campus bs, what the hell are you talking about?

    • @Keekeeks
      @Keekeeks 3 роки тому +151

      @@leahengle2760 bruh there’s people who have lost everything over an accusation that ended up being a lie... what in the fuck are you actually talking about like I have social media girls post anti rape shit 24/7 like what in the fuck are you actually talking about

    • @lostbutfound6787
      @lostbutfound6787 3 роки тому +357

      @@leahengle2760 I promise most men in my circle take sexual assault very seriously.

  • @sppsports2449
    @sppsports2449 5 років тому +32203

    Imagine women in Syria and Saudi Arabia hearing western women say they're oppressed.

    • @-_Ismael_-1
      @-_Ismael_-1 5 років тому +2046

      All of the Middle East

    • @AsttoScott
      @AsttoScott 5 років тому +647

      I don't care how hot they are, if they've had another mans shit smeered on them. I'm out.

    • @jamestown910
      @jamestown910 5 років тому +466

      Astto they absolutely do. Those women are in Dubai for a weekend and go on shopping sprees, on who’s dime?

    • @GaryHighFruit
      @GaryHighFruit 5 років тому +425

      "All of the Middle East"
      Not all Middle easterners. Women in Iraq do pretty well. As for the way they dress, at least some of them chose to, and it's not a law; just custom.

    • @igogoplatayobitch7566
      @igogoplatayobitch7566 5 років тому +127

      Imagine reading a comment and re-posting it for some likes and an ego boost

  • @jaskapoju123
    @jaskapoju123 4 роки тому +3570

    Why does this sound like female joe rogan talking with joe rogan

  • @cokobware
    @cokobware 5 років тому +5011

    "Who's your buddy?" "Joe Rogan" "You're gonna be fine". Best end to a JRE clip hehe

    • @jaccbolton
      @jaccbolton 4 роки тому +88

      Hilarious moment

    • @cloudofh2o394
      @cloudofh2o394 4 роки тому +148

      Cory Koski it was so wholesome I love it

    • @supa_cold_ninja
      @supa_cold_ninja 4 роки тому +24

      IM DYING!!!

    • @unstoneable
      @unstoneable 4 роки тому +11

      Right ? :D Just wanted to type that but realized I have to check comments :D

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 4 роки тому +20

      So wholesome

  • @darianrose2195
    @darianrose2195 3 роки тому +1921

    I agree with everything she just said. I can't stand the "all men" mentality because it's bullshit and wrong. A girl I used to be friends with kept making comments like "All men are weak." And "Men are too weak to handle a real woman." As she's sitting in mine and my then fiancée, now husband's apartment eating food that he made and completely oblivious to just how fucked up and rude that was. I was almost molested as a little girl, I had a very abusive relationship with one of my exes and I STILL can't abide that slanted thinking because I have known so many amazing men from grandfathers to uncles to my own dad to friends and other exes and my husband is one of if not the best. Don't blame and marginalize others for your own shortcomings, I say.

    • @Chiiyaam
      @Chiiyaam 3 роки тому +54

      @Darian Rose Women like this ❤️🙏🏼

    • @darianrose2195
      @darianrose2195 3 роки тому +10

      @@PistolPete1251 She definitely does.

    • @reddzjagulus756
      @reddzjagulus756 3 роки тому +26

      🗣SAY IT LOUDER

    • @alwayslernin4400
      @alwayslernin4400 3 роки тому +10

      Exactly!!!!

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +35

      They say that hating men comes from trauma and it's aright
      But you and others girls are prove that you don't have to hate a whole group for something one of them did to ya

  • @zachsh
    @zachsh 5 років тому +9906

    She looks like Elon Musk's sister, Ellen Perfume

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 4 роки тому +2704

    Saying "This is offensive because the body being shown is unattainable" is definitely body shaming.

    • @RacheleStrata
      @RacheleStrata 4 роки тому +29

      I think becuase the ad was trying to promote supplements was a big issue - not just the body

    • @dreadone6894
      @dreadone6894 4 роки тому +12

      Just a heads up, “ Heman “...

    • @ibefullofme
      @ibefullofme 4 роки тому +51

      Is it still body shaming if the body is heavily edited and photoshopped to appear more ideal?

    • @SuperBrendan3
      @SuperBrendan3 4 роки тому +3

      Always ok but often the supplements are part of how you get that body. At least they offend help yo make it less ‘unattainable’

    • @RacheleStrata
      @RacheleStrata 4 роки тому +10

      @@SuperBrendan3 I dunno, I'm on both sides. Joe may change his mind about this when his daughters get a bit older and start wanting surgery

  • @ABOLITIONIST269
    @ABOLITIONIST269 4 роки тому +6895

    "Who's your buddy?" "Joe Rogan" "Yeah don't worry about it." So wholesome lol.

    • @qpghostqp9551
      @qpghostqp9551 4 роки тому +252

      Man that had me laughing for a good minute or two he's too cool lol

    • @CBlade0
      @CBlade0 4 роки тому +161

      Did he just coerce her into getting high and signing her rights away while talking about gender roles and stereotypes doesn't get much more brilliant than that

    • @mann8098
      @mann8098 4 роки тому +113

      And just like that all her worries melted away....

    • @jollyproductions1105
      @jollyproductions1105 4 роки тому +46

      Was literally about to comment on this very f*ing moment lol.

    • @dingosmith9932
      @dingosmith9932 4 роки тому +7

      @@qpghostqp9551 ahdorable ...¿

  • @6XXBANSHEEXX8
    @6XXBANSHEEXX8 3 роки тому +257

    J- "Who's your buddy?"
    I - "Joe Rogan"
    J- "You're gonna be fine"
    lmao!!

  • @Noah-lu9mb
    @Noah-lu9mb 4 роки тому +2648

    "I'm getting sweaty"
    Joe with his head glistening in sweat "Really?"

    • @mcfuckinanotheraccount808
      @mcfuckinanotheraccount808 4 роки тому +23

      It's happened to me not realizing how sweaty and hot i am when high. Also not realizing I have to take a shit lol

    • @bradypeake4447
      @bradypeake4447 3 роки тому +15

      I read this when he said REALLY. I lost it

    • @bradypeake4447
      @bradypeake4447 3 роки тому

      @Jimmy Peeps Show 😂

    • @kevind7617
      @kevind7617 3 роки тому

      Made my peter stiff

    • @ndg3174
      @ndg3174 3 роки тому +1

      How are people this slow you really got 1.1k likes are yall fookin blind?

  • @Jrseydevil
    @Jrseydevil 4 роки тому +4701

    She is 10000 times a better comic and feminist then Amy shumer.

  • @77EmreHawk33
    @77EmreHawk33 5 років тому +1441

    "Who's your buddy?"
    "Joe Rogan"
    "Yeah... Don't worry about it"

    • @scurus11scurus
      @scurus11scurus 5 років тому +71

      EHZ that part honestly made me laugh harder than I have in weeks

    • @craigk3103
      @craigk3103 5 років тому +126

      I thought that was an adorable little interaction

    • @koloblican11763
      @koloblican11763 5 років тому +50

      It was just so natural haha

    • @theconservativeliberal6967
      @theconservativeliberal6967 5 років тому +78

      *emotional support dogs be like*

    • @PissySkyKat
      @PissySkyKat 5 років тому +36

      I gotta smoke with Joe someday.

  • @joef2593
    @joef2593 3 роки тому +537

    Joe seems like a genuinely good guy, if you're with him you're taken care of no matter who you are, that's masculinity

  • @joni1405
    @joni1405 5 років тому +3023

    "Maybe in England that might be unrealistic"
    Wow, savage

    • @thecurrentmoment
      @thecurrentmoment 4 роки тому +91

      There's just no reason to wear a bikini when there is no sunshine, unless you are showing off your body to make feel bad
      (Sarcasm)

    • @lloydhinshelwood
      @lloydhinshelwood 4 роки тому +48

      There hasn’t been sun here for three months I think she’s accurate without tanning bed. 😂

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 4 роки тому +174

      More fat people in the USA, just saying

    • @cman7113
      @cman7113 4 роки тому +59

      tristman 84 yeah but you’re comparing a country with 65million people and a country with almost 400 million people. Of course there’s gonna be more fat people lmao

    • @Hai_da
      @Hai_da 4 роки тому +240

      @@cman7113 Per capita figures exist lmao.

  • @beautycrossing5584
    @beautycrossing5584 4 роки тому +2709

    Before I die I want to hear joe rogan ask me “who’s your buddy”

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 4 роки тому +32

      If you're partying with Joe Rogan, it _may_ be the night you die!

    • @machielluchtmeijer7796
      @machielluchtmeijer7796 4 роки тому +33

      @Warrior Son jesus you're pathetic

    • @willjepson7770
      @willjepson7770 4 роки тому +3

      @@machielluchtmeijer7796 lmao

    • @tylermcrae1598
      @tylermcrae1598 4 роки тому +23

      I mean if you die your brain will release DMT, it is very likely you will see Joe Rogan chilling there with the machine elves.

    • @beautycrossing5584
      @beautycrossing5584 4 роки тому +8

      Warrior Son wow my husband calls me that

  • @OfficialKlassic
    @OfficialKlassic 4 роки тому +3748

    Who’s your buddy? Joe Rogan

    • @short-eu7bs
      @short-eu7bs 4 роки тому +16

      @Pat Fry wow you're so cool, stfu

    • @TheRocketNasty
      @TheRocketNasty 4 роки тому +67

      that was the cutest shit ever lol

    • @whoisanyone6134
      @whoisanyone6134 4 роки тому +6

      @Pat Fry I know you’re gonna look back on this in 4 years and feel like shit

    • @whoisanyone6134
      @whoisanyone6134 4 роки тому +6

      @Luke Bassilious I agree, but we all know trolls are bottom of the barrel when it comes to the internet. Usually you have a horrible life so you bully people on the internet

    • @romeomaxwell320
      @romeomaxwell320 4 роки тому +3

      Tjat was a great exchange

  • @devilsslave1970
    @devilsslave1970 3 роки тому +2028

    "I married a dude"
    "Congratulations"
    "I made out with a few hot guys"
    "Congratulations again"
    😂😂😂

    • @shifty_s197
      @shifty_s197 3 роки тому +41

      that shit cracked me tf up 😂😂😂

    • @logibear453
      @logibear453 3 роки тому +18

      Perfect timing lol.

    • @ramblinfan99
      @ramblinfan99 3 роки тому +6

      LOL

    • @DoryanTheCritic
      @DoryanTheCritic 3 роки тому +17

      She could have married a woman for all we care. And we all know how those relationships end.

    • @Darkour97
      @Darkour97 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah that had me rolling 🤣

  • @stephenolder4552
    @stephenolder4552 5 років тому +332

    Personally, i dont mind if another guy is stronger and more confident than myself, but if he's obnoxiously cocky and arrogant, then i cant stand their company.

    • @SWIFTzTrigger
      @SWIFTzTrigger 5 років тому +51

      Even if someone is weaker and shorter than you, if they are cocky and arrogant you won't like them. Its almost like shitty character traits rub people up the wrong way or something?

    • @fomori2
      @fomori2 5 років тому +15

      @@SWIFTzTrigger Cocky and arrogant is when you are attempting to fake confidence and those are negative traits. However, some can people mistake actual confidence for being cocky or arrogant. It all depends on their disposition. If you are looking for reasons to dislike someone you will assume they are cocky and arrogant in either case. Sadly that is what most insecure men do on a regular basis and gives all men a bad name.

    • @powerowl2120
      @powerowl2120 5 років тому +14

      @@fomori2 that is very true, but for the most part there's a huge easily noticeable difference between confidence and arrogance. I'm friends with a lot of confident people, but there's this one dude who's just a dick about everything he does or thinks and if you try to challenge him on anything he tries to make you look stupid. You can definitely see a difference, confidence is more genuine and fun, arrogance is fake and annoying

    • @stephenolder4552
      @stephenolder4552 5 років тому +5

      @ wait, what? Is your comment referring to me? Cause if it is, im a bit confused. Im a straight guy, no dude is picking me up, cocky or not.
      But i dont associate with cocky people as friends. I have no use for them. Nothing wrong with confidence and knowing what you're capable of. But to me, cockiness and arrogance is when you're trying to rub your skills/abilities in everyone's face, and that seems petty and of low character to me. I have no patience for it, and my life is better off not dealing with those people.

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell 5 років тому +1

      Then u a bitch lol jk

  • @JSchaffer214
    @JSchaffer214 4 роки тому +6607

    I swear Joe Rogan is a chameleon. He will adapt to his guest in a very subtle manner and few actually even catch that he's doing it.

    • @carloselhakim
      @carloselhakim 4 роки тому +259

      cease your investigations

    • @markusslama2653
      @markusslama2653 4 роки тому +183

      the reptilians are watching... be careful from now on, you never know what could happen next...

    • @markusslama2653
      @markusslama2653 4 роки тому +482

      @Samuel Solis no it's not called being a devil's advocate. That would be opposing the guest for the sake of entertaining the opposing arguements. Get your terminologies straight before coming in like that, bro. Being a chameleon suggest the complete opposite of the spectrum you mad ting.

    • @Logan-cw9yr
      @Logan-cw9yr 4 роки тому +413

      You make it sound sinister lol. Part of being a good interviewer is matching the guest's energy and sometimes biting your tongue or feigning interest in particular topics to keep things rolling.

    • @Impericalevidence
      @Impericalevidence 4 роки тому +5

      I've seen this for years.

  • @Musket-uq9rg
    @Musket-uq9rg 5 років тому +2643

    Jesus I would love to be an oppressed millionaire

    • @OP-xi1hv
      @OP-xi1hv 5 років тому +364

      @Vegans Suck She has suffered so much... like that time she got asked for a lighter... no one deserves that.

    • @alwaysatwork5913
      @alwaysatwork5913 5 років тому +3

      Well said so true

    • @johnallerson6911
      @johnallerson6911 5 років тому +3

      Musket 2018 exactly

    • @koloblican11763
      @koloblican11763 5 років тому +6

      The mark ---------------------------------------> you

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 5 років тому +7

      fuckin' yikes dawg

  • @0OOO0GAAA
    @0OOO0GAAA 3 роки тому +172

    Man, Joe is just so good at this kind of things. He really knows how to talk with people without messing things up. The "who's your buddy" is just mind blowing. Just a simple sentence, yet calms everything down. Hats off

    • @ManicMindTrick
      @ManicMindTrick Рік тому +1

      Yeah, I couldn't pull this off. I don't think I want to pull it off.

  • @AJstop10swatchit
    @AJstop10swatchit 4 роки тому +1742

    She’s dressed kinda like Eminem from 8 mile, now this is a homie I wanna listen to

  • @ivanhale8114
    @ivanhale8114 4 роки тому +3576

    Me: she looks like a dude
    Iliza: "my boobs are real, and because they're big... "
    Me: opens new tab

    • @yourunemployedfriendat2pm
      @yourunemployedfriendat2pm 4 роки тому +296

      turns out they aren't that big tbh..

    • @dan_ward
      @dan_ward 4 роки тому +248

      @@yourunemployedfriendat2pm You don't get out often do you?

    • @yourunemployedfriendat2pm
      @yourunemployedfriendat2pm 4 роки тому +495

      @@dan_ward I do and where i live theres a lot of latinas

    • @thehpsv
      @thehpsv 4 роки тому +443

      @@yourunemployedfriendat2pm This whole exchange was hilarious.

    • @gavensedgwick6516
      @gavensedgwick6516 4 роки тому +183

      @@yourunemployedfriendat2pm Understandable.

  • @-theshape-6053
    @-theshape-6053 5 років тому +1523

    joe" some big ones are real " rogan

    • @adrianbekillingem
      @adrianbekillingem 5 років тому +4

      - The Shape - was about to comment that Hahahahahaha 💀

    • @michaelc1063
      @michaelc1063 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @willdyer9797
      @willdyer9797 5 років тому +7

      Came to find this comment after he said that 😂

    • @justinperry2432
      @justinperry2432 5 років тому +1

      Tremendous

    • @Wwattz
      @Wwattz 5 років тому +3

      Funny thing is, men and women speculate on women's bodies, men and women will ask if a woman if her breast are real, but it's gonna be taken differently depending who asks. She's trying so hard to pretend she isn't biased. Comes across as dishonest.

  • @craigmooney696
    @craigmooney696 3 роки тому +76

    I love this convo. It's everything from both ends. There is no favorites. I think we as people need to realize it.

    • @DoctorGorbon
      @DoctorGorbon Рік тому

      This episode was terrible she’s horrible and insufferable lol

  • @Dammigeo
    @Dammigeo 4 роки тому +127

    the old saying "blowing out someone else candle doesn't make yours shine brighter" rings true throughout this clip.

    • @RomanRoman-xi3dv
      @RomanRoman-xi3dv 4 роки тому

      Well it does make your seen further

    • @unreconstructed
      @unreconstructed 4 роки тому +1

      Blowing out another candle would indeed make yours look brighter.

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 2 роки тому +1

      @@unreconstructed yeah it is all perspective how you look at the query

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 4 роки тому +602

    "If a guy is short do you feel better?"
    A little.

    • @willkershisnik5893
      @willkershisnik5893 4 роки тому +85

      Andrews cool probably cause you focus too much on stupid stuff like height

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 4 роки тому +15

      ​@Andrews cool just sounds like you're a spoiled kid n i look better

    • @Death2AllGaming
      @Death2AllGaming 4 роки тому

      @Andrews cool its cos youve to look down to talk to people. look out your own height over everyones head

    • @Death2AllGaming
      @Death2AllGaming 4 роки тому

      @Antonio Llopart just a fact based on his height relative to others. Insecurities can be manually overwritten

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 4 роки тому +2

      I have a girlfriend that accepts me with all my insecurities and it's pretty nice 🙃

  • @christianbartending
    @christianbartending 5 років тому +767

    "I am high!!"
    "Na your fine, who's your buddy?"
    "Joe Rogan" (stoner voice)

    • @proneymaloney2460
      @proneymaloney2460 5 років тому +79

      That was the most friggen adorable way to end that clip lol

    • @LanceDobson
      @LanceDobson 5 років тому +26

      It really was though. That needs to be memified

    • @neoc03
      @neoc03 5 років тому +25

      The funny thing is a lot of the time it is that simple. Someone starts freaking out and you just remind them you got their back. Suddenly they are ok, and they calm right down.

    • @Pejvaque
      @Pejvaque 4 роки тому +10

      Adorable ending

  • @willyhehd23
    @willyhehd23 2 роки тому +16

    We need to realize that it’s not a guy/girl issue. It’s the type of person thing like instigators, manipulators, liars, being petty, backstabbing and other types along those lines. Everyone can be fucked up. Hard thing to do is be kind

  • @DaveE99
    @DaveE99 4 роки тому +581

    “When people don’t like me, I’ve learned that it has absolutely nothing to do with me”.

    • @pablosanchez3489
      @pablosanchez3489 4 роки тому +69

      I don't like her, and it 100% has something to do with her. She's not funny, and being funny is supposed to be her occupation. I watched 4 episodes of her sketch show, and didn't even crack a smile.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 4 роки тому +24

      @@pablosanchez3489 bruh

    • @guisantovski
      @guisantovski 4 роки тому +8

      Isn't it weird that we all showed up about the same time? This video is six months old

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 4 роки тому +10

      @@guisantovski we showed up, but not the laughs

    • @nathanielcorbin792
      @nathanielcorbin792 4 роки тому +8

      She said usually, but okok

  • @matthewroreilly
    @matthewroreilly 5 років тому +1805

    “Who’s your buddy?”
    “Joe rogan.”
    “Ya don’t worry about it...”

    • @nymrodr
      @nymrodr 5 років тому +180

      Best fucking part

    • @nymrodr
      @nymrodr 5 років тому +18

      @@Mushroom1882
      Yup

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism 5 років тому +5

      @@nymrodr #golden ^.^

    • @aamesworld
      @aamesworld 5 років тому +47

      That was nice

    • @robert4you
      @robert4you 5 років тому +85

      I really like that part. Joe Rogan has the heart in the right place.

  • @dudeb9168
    @dudeb9168 5 років тому +352

    “Who’s your buddy”
    “Joe Rogan”
    “Yeah you’ll be fine.”

  • @hb9149
    @hb9149 3 роки тому +5

    Yes, this: "We always look to the extreme right or left to prove our point." Thank you!

  • @warrendoyle2875
    @warrendoyle2875 5 років тому +1190

    In Ireland a potato crisp brand called hunky Dory's had to cancel an advertising campaign that had a bunch of sexy women in sports gear because it offended women, later a fashion store hung up a massive picture of a muscular man in his underwear, and not a word was said, probably because men care less

    • @monomorph5730
      @monomorph5730 5 років тому +85

      I like the Buffalo flavor

    • @blinkingintensifies8212
      @blinkingintensifies8212 5 років тому +171

      Because we realize that dude worked out hard for it, or is photoshopped.
      Women apparently see a beautiful woman and get offended because that’s not their reality?? Make it your reality!

    • @wesh8121
      @wesh8121 5 років тому +127

      As men we're not taught to be victims, we dont have a whole society telling us we SHOULD be offended; rather the opposite.

    • @monomorph5730
      @monomorph5730 5 років тому +26

      @@wesh8121 I really like the Buffalo flavor

    • @Furylamb
      @Furylamb 5 років тому +1

      @@wesh8121 wait, what kind of parents teach they're children the be victims?

  • @SSPspaz
    @SSPspaz 5 років тому +736

    Joe “Some women want to get ravaged” Rogan

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 років тому +39

      He is quite right :D :D :D

    • @SSPspaz
      @SSPspaz 5 років тому +20

      @OG BamBam GO, oh he's definitely not wrong haha

    • @PragmaticProminence
      @PragmaticProminence 5 років тому +11

      And quite literally will tell you

    • @obi-wankenobi1419
      @obi-wankenobi1419 5 років тому +38

      Joe is like that uncle your family doesn't let you hang out with because he gives you weed and DMT

    • @geoffreyokrongly916
      @geoffreyokrongly916 5 років тому +6

      Joe “Told the Truth” Rogan

  • @therealbfunke
    @therealbfunke 4 роки тому +296

    I hate when people say “all” people, it’s just dumb. Even all good people don’t agree whats good

    • @TheJellyfish800
      @TheJellyfish800 4 роки тому +7

      Vassal Colony The people who make generalizations usually can’t admit that they are just like the stereotype they belong to.

    • @sinured498
      @sinured498 4 роки тому +1

      and i hate ppl who want to hear the "not all" part, because generalizations are there for a reason, of cause there are exeptions - there are always! it's about the degree the generalization is used, if the % of what you want to describe isn't a vast majority - don't use "all" (a generalization). In a conversation such generalizations make it easier and shorten the sentences, i don't want to describe and explain everything and then go in its context, leave that for science/your job/school, NOT your everyday life....

    • @yahg7600
      @yahg7600 4 роки тому +7

      All people hate those people that say ‘all people.’

    • @ez_company9325
      @ez_company9325 4 роки тому

      @@yahg7600 You know whats really funny? Because of the exceptions... the completely horrible people on either side of our modern philosophical issues, there are a lot of people, especially me, that are beginning to FUCKING HATE ALL PEOPLE. Even though its wrong, and the extremes dont represent the mean. Oh well.... I guess once everyone hates everyone, we will have finally reached true equality.

  • @jackrosado746
    @jackrosado746 3 роки тому +86

    "in England that might be unrealistic" one of the greatest roasts of the english of all time

    • @calskees9932
      @calskees9932 3 роки тому +5

      Tbh that didn’t really make any sense

    • @dirtygunslinger9835
      @dirtygunslinger9835 3 роки тому

      not really....

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski 3 роки тому

      @@calskees9932lmao. In england you either go to the gym or are fat. No middle ground. Idk if its the food or what,but those people get fat and ugly after 20

    • @calskees9932
      @calskees9932 3 роки тому

      @@Kostadin_Arolski again untrue

    • @CharlieL292
      @CharlieL292 2 роки тому

      If said ‘in wales’ then yeah it wound be applicable and possibly a roasting

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 5 років тому +752

    She could voice act 12 year old boys in cartoons.

    • @dantehayes8686
      @dantehayes8686 5 років тому +16

      Sean Haggard she fully sounds like the avatar

    • @proneymaloney2460
      @proneymaloney2460 5 років тому +6

      Youd like that woundnt you bahaha

    • @ssjwes
      @ssjwes 5 років тому +7

      She does have that kind of voice doesn't she.

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 5 років тому +2

      @@proneymaloney2460 Yes.

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 5 років тому +1

      @@dantehayes8686 Yes

  • @lachlanbriscoe1430
    @lachlanbriscoe1430 5 років тому +85

    joe’s “don’t worry about it” at the end was rather heartwarming.

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk 4 роки тому

      Aaah, Joe reminds me so much of my older brother (but like a better version), whose favourite phrase is "don't worry about it"!

  • @Logan-cw9yr
    @Logan-cw9yr 4 роки тому +1336

    "Are ya getting paranoid?"
    *glances around nervously*
    "I'm a little sweaty..."
    Yeah she might be high.

    • @MSLambert96
      @MSLambert96 4 роки тому +46

      @Francisco Nieves you wanna try constructing a sentence that actually makes sense?

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 4 роки тому +3

      @Francisco Nieves Affirmative

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 4 роки тому +1

      @@MSLambert96 lmao yeah

    • @daneabdullah6064
      @daneabdullah6064 3 роки тому +2

      @Francisco Nieves what drugs are you on?

    • @Ilovecats371
      @Ilovecats371 3 роки тому

      @Francisco Nieves h ooo

  • @danknoize
    @danknoize 3 роки тому +55

    I- "I am high! I swear it got IN MY BRAIN!!!"
    J- "Yer gonna be fine"
    I- 'Joe..."
    J- "Who's yer buddy?"
    I- "Joe Rogan"
    J- "Yeah. Don' worry 'bout it"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @dreadone6894
    @dreadone6894 4 роки тому +672

    “Barbie is unrealistic” -Girls
    “Heman” guys... woah yeah

    • @naethavenir9422
      @naethavenir9422 4 роки тому +40

      Men who enjoy JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’s overly muscular men: Damn, I AM GOING TO WORK HARD
      ngl, JoJo is an inspiration

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 4 роки тому +20

      That was the difference between me and my ex gf. When I saw a crazy ripped guy(who is natural) I said I want to look like that and got motivated. Whenever she saw some hot chick it was the opposite.

    • @liites7730
      @liites7730 4 роки тому

      as in Herman Li from Dragonforce

    • @Gadgetmcflyv2
      @Gadgetmcflyv2 4 роки тому +7

      @@naethavenir9422 Goku from Dragon Ball Z motivates me to work out and become a better fighter.

    • @benanderson4639
      @benanderson4639 4 роки тому

      You can body build and get a similar physique

  • @teufelhunden8308
    @teufelhunden8308 5 років тому +1816

    Whenever I hear “as a woman” I think “ah shit here we go again”.

    • @fkerpants
      @fkerpants 5 років тому +81

      Many people mistakenly assume since they share the same gender/profession/stage in life with whatever is being discussed they somehow have some sort of authority to speak on the matter, and they simply don't. It's like saying you understand Hitler because he was a vegetarian too. It's inane and demonstrates a dearth of critical thinking.

    • @viperstrike0
      @viperstrike0 5 років тому +26

      @@fkerpants its not about authority to speak. yes it gets used liked that but when i hear it, i give people the benefit of the doubt that its stating that its a different perspective. If someone starts with "as a blank" i dont assume that their perspective is correct but it gives me context to their logic line.

    • @stevep1974
      @stevep1974 5 років тому

      Came down to respond to that

    • @nateo200
      @nateo200 5 років тому +9

      Whenever someone elects themselves to speak on behalf of an enormous portion of people that don't even know WTF they are, I either brace myself for an onslaught of BS or attack the insanity of pretending like you "just know". Sometimes they are right though. If I said "as a man, I think I speak on the majority of us that urinals save time", generally speaking yeah.

    • @ras_krystafari3333
      @ras_krystafari3333 5 років тому +3

      As a women supporter. I have only ever heard this phrase spoken authenticly when a trusting female needs authentic feedback.. otherwise its shallow chatter that real men have already tuned out. #blacknighting

  • @uberpansy77
    @uberpansy77 5 років тому +491

    Joe: are you high?
    Girl: imma a little SwEAty
    Joe: has to break eye contact

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 4 роки тому +33

      Girl : I think it's just *YoUr B0DY.*
      Heating the room.
      ...
      Joe : _starts sweating too_

    • @Pulsed101
      @Pulsed101 4 роки тому +4

      Get the feeling it might be risky to leave these two in a room with a few bottles of vodka

  • @jeremy454
    @jeremy454 11 місяців тому +2

    When did it become okay to dislike success. A person who has taken care of themselves and made better decisions. You should be happy for them and model your life after them. Make the world better by making yourself better, not tearing down others

  • @bytbeats9591
    @bytbeats9591 4 роки тому +144

    I hate when people say “if someone doesn’t like you they’re just jealous” that just feeds into their already enlarged ego

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 3 роки тому +6

      Do you wonder if store clerks get fed that same bullsh**?
      Like a full on Karen comes along hurling abuse, store clerk goes out back after fifteen minutes of this horrible person abusing the soul out of them, spittle all over their face, and while they're in tears on the brink of a panic attack the manager comes out and tries to console them by saying, "they're jealous"?

    • @theotakucave
      @theotakucave 3 роки тому +8

      @@classydays43 Obviously that’s not the case every time, but for most times it is. Envy, or self righteousness or fear all turn into anger

    • @SagaciousNihilist
      @SagaciousNihilist 2 роки тому +1

      its either theyre jealous or theyre haters, thats the usual rethoric coming out of mouths of irresponsible people with they recieve any kind of criticism that contradicts their outlook/actions regardless if the criticsm is valid or not.

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 Рік тому

      Yeah there's obviously other variables. 😂 People are retarded.

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 Рік тому

      @@classydays43 That's overdramatic.

  • @jesseondrumsjd
    @jesseondrumsjd 4 роки тому +341

    “Yea but some girls go crazy with the eyelashes, they look like they got spiders on their heads” lol

    • @zdubbs7609
      @zdubbs7609 4 роки тому +2

      @@steven-jv4ke Bruh w h a t

  • @ben_b_zer0
    @ben_b_zer0 5 років тому +271

    "Who's your buddy?"
    "Joe Rogan."
    Perfect ending to the clip.

    • @toryjohnson9595
      @toryjohnson9595 5 років тому +5

      you can see her cheeks getting flush, her eyes are dipping low and she starts using big words. hahaha
      "I swear im getting high"
      "You're a little high"

    • @jesse3213
      @jesse3213 5 років тому

      Best part! Haha

  • @4bidn.Knwldg
    @4bidn.Knwldg 3 роки тому +18

    Iliza : I am high, I swear to God in my brain...
    Joe: You'll be alright.
    Iliza: Joe!
    Joe : who's your buddy?
    Iliza: Joe Rogan
    Joe: Yeah, don't worry about it
    😂💯

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix 4 роки тому +313

    *Her starting to freak*
    Joe: “Who’s your buddy?”
    “Joe Rogan”
    “Yeah don’t worry about it”
    For some reason I found that very sweet and endearing

    • @geov.8292
      @geov.8292 4 роки тому +3

      In a odd way yeah, I found it really funny

    • @ernestosera7758
      @ernestosera7758 4 роки тому +31

      @Solus Probably pointing it out cause its cute and joe is being a good high buddy.
      When you smoke weed there is a point where you get tunnel vision and get paranoid, you get hyper aware of your surroundings and how other people are interacting with you and how you speak and interact with others, him telling her not to worry and that she is his buddy is him saying, your fine its okay to be high in this environment.
      Most people get paranoid because they feel like they are unsafe while high and feel vulnerable.
      Joe gets high all the time so he know just what to say to get her mind away from her feeling too high.
      I dont watch enough rogan to know if its a meme lol.

    • @GodlyAtheist
      @GodlyAtheist 4 роки тому +1

      @@ernestosera7758 I generally don't trust people and even getting high with my brother made me incredibly uncomfortable. If someone started talking to me the way he did while being high I'd think I'm about to be mugged.

    • @andreavenaa
      @andreavenaa 4 роки тому +4

      GodlyAtheist i hope you find more people in your life that make you feel at ease

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 4 роки тому +2

      @@GodlyAtheist Ouch. That sucks ass

  • @peterham7130
    @peterham7130 4 роки тому +1592

    She's really sliding in those humble-brags lol

    • @viterbo42
      @viterbo42 4 роки тому +62

      @@tz6706 someone’s salty

    • @viterbo42
      @viterbo42 4 роки тому +32

      @@tz6706 lmao you def are if you goin after everyone for their looks😂😂

    • @viterbo42
      @viterbo42 4 роки тому +19

      @@tz6706 hm okay fatty

    • @viterbo42
      @viterbo42 4 роки тому +27

      @@tz6706 yea i haven’t changed it in like 3 years i’ll change it for you bud

    • @viterbo42
      @viterbo42 4 роки тому +75

      @@tz6706 there we go now it shows my abs

  • @DanteTheSimpSlayer
    @DanteTheSimpSlayer 4 роки тому +613

    "maybe in england its unrealistic" - i live in uk, this is pure facts xDDDDDDDDd

    • @Beans360
      @Beans360 4 роки тому +70

      Well statistically the Americans are fatter than the UK but she said LA so i have to agree.

    • @Lexx1976
      @Lexx1976 3 роки тому +30

      Google:
      Avg. Weight adult woman UK vs. USA.
      (uk: 154 lbs to usa: 171 lbs)

    • @paddyotoole2058
      @paddyotoole2058 3 роки тому +8

      @@Lexx1976 this means nothing unless you also compare also the average heights and also a few other variables of the women in these two countries. You are assuming that they are all exactly the same, and they are not. Women in the US are on average one inch taller than those living in the UK.

    • @joebaker7788
      @joebaker7788 3 роки тому +20

      @@paddyotoole2058 even if US women are an inch taller, them being 17 pounds heavier makes them disproportionately more overweight (also I bet you weren’t expecting a reply too this lol)

    • @paddyotoole2058
      @paddyotoole2058 3 роки тому +1

      @@joebaker7788 yes but it explains some of the weight difference, wouldn’t you agree? Also there may be other variables apart from height like I mentioned and which can also play a part. I’m not saying that women in the US are not fatter; they definitely are. Just that direct comparisons like this need qualifying.

  • @jabuchanan5
    @jabuchanan5 3 роки тому +13

    The "Who's your buddy?" At the end was the most wholesome drug user moment.

  • @alexgiovannini5837
    @alexgiovannini5837 5 років тому +201

    I want Joe Rogan to calm me down every time I am too high...

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock 5 років тому +7

      Why don't you just stop getting high?

    • @michaelmathews4103
      @michaelmathews4103 4 роки тому +24

      Kur Norock Dont be ridiculous

    • @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386
      @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 4 роки тому +5

      @@KurNorock but wheres the fun in that

    • @kanchanrana5670
      @kanchanrana5670 4 роки тому

      Haha yes I hear you buddy 🙌

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock 4 роки тому

      @Giannis Antetokounmpo Where would humanity be if not for people like you who show up like the heros you are to point out the exceedingly obvious?

  • @MrGTASA
    @MrGTASA 4 роки тому +368

    "I have made out with some hot dudes."
    "Congratulations again."
    Who says Joe Rogan can't be wholesome?

  • @magidal5421
    @magidal5421 4 роки тому +1226

    Joe “some women wanna get ravaged” rogan

    • @doctorknow
      @doctorknow 4 роки тому +83

      Well, it's true. If you're married or have had a gf for a long span you know the cycles. Im being human here not sexist and shit.

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 4 роки тому +70

      One of the most searched porn categories by women is rough sex and rape fantasy.

    • @psychosalad6653
      @psychosalad6653 4 роки тому +9

      adgato75 I bet BDSM and sadism type shit isn’t far behind

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 4 роки тому +27

      @@psychosalad6653 Probably , but I don't specifically recall. I DO recall that incest fantasy and lesbian vids were super popular among women. But part of that is that many women like a narrative in their porn , to get invested in a story. That is one reason that there is so much written "erotica" aimed at women. It is porn that they can pretend is not porn , while also working for them .

    • @magidal5421
      @magidal5421 4 роки тому +29

      I am The Senate, adgato75 I mean, 50 shades of grey was a hit for a reason

  • @econtrolable
    @econtrolable Рік тому +1

    Judging others negatively can only serve the ego. It has no other purpose.

  • @isthismyfault
    @isthismyfault 5 років тому +609

    She doesnt have a problem with men unless they ask for a lighter.

    • @maybedos
      @maybedos 5 років тому +14

      She's that retractable bic girl in the group.

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 5 років тому +16

      Why are y'all forgetting a lighter when ya leave the house?

    • @rzawistowski33
      @rzawistowski33 5 років тому +5

      As a woman she shouldn't have to let you use her lighter

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni 5 років тому +19

      Omg its THAT chick?

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 5 років тому

      @@Schmuni what chick? Lol

  • @Prototype1207
    @Prototype1207 5 років тому +420

    Feminism doesn’t have a monopoly on treating all people fairly.

    • @jasonvanepps7061
      @jasonvanepps7061 5 років тому +73

      In fact they have no interest in it at all.

    • @Oldsoul305
      @Oldsoul305 5 років тому +44

      Bryan Lehman
      New age feminism is made to provide women with more privilege than they already have. That’s about it.

    • @chriscus1474
      @chriscus1474 4 роки тому +31

      @@Oldsoul305 Completely disagree. Modern wave feminism is about man hating and complete ignorance.

    • @Oldsoul305
      @Oldsoul305 4 роки тому +16

      Chris Cus14
      The proof is in the pudding.
      Why ask for higher wages if you’re already getting paid equally?
      They want to earn more for less work!!
      Why fight for abortion? Why fight slut shamming?
      They want to be whores with no societal judgement.
      Why are they forcing men to act like pussies to be able to date them?
      Because they want to be provided for but also want the respect. They want to know what it’s like to be the man of the house without actually being the man of the house or doing anything that a man of the house does.
      Why do they fight for rape trials with no evidence? Why do they suggest all women should be taken on their word?
      They want to get men they don’t like in trouble!!
      Etc, etc. I can go on and on.
      I’m not going to disagree with you, I think feminism also stems from the hatred of men and ignorance, but think twice before you disagree with what I’ve said.
      A subject can be about multiple things.
      Could it be that feminism is about
      Providing women with more privilege, AND man hating & ignorance? If not? How so?

    • @Oldsoul305
      @Oldsoul305 4 роки тому +19

      Magdalena Tomczynski
      When women were abused, who do you think had it worse? Men or women?
      The women who got slapped but were provided for and just stayed in the house baking cookies and raising kids? Or the men that got ate by bears, went to war, built cities, faced the more difficult forms of slavery?
      Point made.
      That’s a false statement, there isn’t a gender war...the large majority of women adore men. Simply for the fact that we pay for their entire life. They adore us now, and the majority of women also adored us when we were abusing them.
      Women are paid more than men actually, on average. Men are wealthier on average, but that doesn’t translate to women getting paid less. They work less.
      Your validations for abortion are not valid and based on only your opinion.
      So you’re saying evidence isn’t important? You’re saying men should get decades in prison with no evidence?
      And I agree with you there.
      Women behave like children because of the way they’re raised. To never hear the word “no” or “you can’t”
      But it also carries on in our society, how many men are there that will give a woman his left arm that he just met?
      And I know, men are scary. We are the most violent and the most destructive.
      But why don’t you wonder why that is? since the beginning of humanity, men were the ones who had to fight to protect their country, their family, or themselves.
      Women never had to adapt primal instincts of survival. Because they were always protected, by who? Those men that you hate so much...so forgive us for getting angry and aggressive so easily. It’s in our DNA to help us survive.

  • @CoyWhite
    @CoyWhite 4 роки тому +143

    "who's ur buddy."
    "Joe Rogan."
    I'm using this in my life at some point to calm a friend down.

  • @dkydigg2724
    @dkydigg2724 3 роки тому +12

    Those last few seconds where joe was comforting her bcuz she was on the verge of trippin is how it should be approached

  • @Gshitcuh
    @Gshitcuh 5 років тому +790

    All men take dmt bong rips in the sunrise and eat mushrooms sandwiches for breakfast

    • @r.i.promance7467
      @r.i.promance7467 5 років тому +15

      I wish where is mine bruv

    • @matty6878
      @matty6878 5 років тому +9

      and then meditate in those cases that look like huge eyeglass cases filled with water

    • @fishfire_2999
      @fishfire_2999 5 років тому +2

      @@matty6878 deprivation chamber.What JR calls them .

    • @ranoch3696
      @ranoch3696 5 років тому +8

      DMT breakfast of champions

    • @MasterPourKnowP
      @MasterPourKnowP 5 років тому +1

      I wouldn't say ALL men but it such as hell helps me face the day.

  • @hasan0770816268
    @hasan0770816268 5 років тому +230

    "some big ones are real"
    -Joe Rogan
    Well, you heard it here first folks.

  • @marcossantos-yr3ee
    @marcossantos-yr3ee 2 роки тому +1

    I’d like to see the entire interview!!!

  • @Patch_duress
    @Patch_duress 5 років тому +340

    I really wonder what kind of person it takes to just go up to a stranger and ask “are those boobs real? NO WAY?!”

    • @benjaminlamptey1867
      @benjaminlamptey1867 5 років тому +9

      It takes a pos

    • @AsttoScott
      @AsttoScott 5 років тому +40

      My mother told me I used to grab random chicks on the boobs when I was small. It was good to be a 70's kid.

    • @darkovilos
      @darkovilos 5 років тому +3

      The beginning of an audition for porn.? Technically they are strangers to each other at the beginning.

    • @fishfire_2999
      @fishfire_2999 5 років тому +6

      I'm guessing the drunk kind .

    • @GaryHighFruit
      @GaryHighFruit 5 років тому +5

      "I really wonder what kind of person it takes "
      Right. Men just aren't doing that, and we gotta stop just believing women.

  • @ddcs0s
    @ddcs0s 4 роки тому +26

    In a world of extremes it's nice to listen to folks who are willing to take a step back disconnect from the issue and call it like it is

  • @connorw9393
    @connorw9393 4 роки тому +262

    “Mannn, I am high.”
    “Hey. Who’s your buddy?
    “Joe Rogan.”
    “There it is. You’re fine, don’t worry about it.”
    😂😂😂😂 purest form of paranoia support

  • @mrcregg0915
    @mrcregg0915 4 роки тому +499

    I want joe Rogan to be my trip sitter. “You’re going to be fiiiine. Who’s your buddy?”
    “joe rogan..”
    “Ya. Don’t worry about it.”

    • @qpghostqp9551
      @qpghostqp9551 4 роки тому +1

      Right

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 4 роки тому +7

      Never been high before but this was cute

    • @jenney17
      @jenney17 4 роки тому +2

      For real. Joe "I'll be your sherpa" Rogan.

    • @Nobody-11B
      @Nobody-11B 4 роки тому +1

      Playing that on a loop or a getting a push button that says that for when I ExIthumaN.exe next.

    • @maximalsakerhet7930
      @maximalsakerhet7930 4 роки тому +1

      I honestly think Joe Rogan's mere presence would enhance a trip two fold. I'd trip the fck out having Joe next to me lol. Would love to try it

  • @gewgulkansuhckitt9086
    @gewgulkansuhckitt9086 5 років тому +566

    I think the reason the word "feminist" or "feminism" gets such a negative knee-jerk reaction is simply this. REASONABLE feminism is so standard that it needs no label. If you say you're against female genital mutilation and you want equal pay for equal work and no sexual harassment in the workplace (real harassment, not exaggerated stuff) and you think women should have the right to vote, then you are basically just one of the herd. There's no need to say, "I'm a feminist." because you share your beliefs with 95% of the population, men included.
    So when someone actually goes to the trouble of calling themselves a feminist, that usually means either they want something most women don't or that they are unusually passionate about the stuff that most women want. Either way, there's a fairly significant chance that they're not the kind of person most men want to associate with and men who have been burned are wary.

    • @takoshihitsamaru4675
      @takoshihitsamaru4675 5 років тому +74

      Yes and no.
      It's not about being one of the herd. And feminism in modern day Western society is only about being "above" men, not being equal with them. Women earned equality a long time ago. But for whatever reason, they are still fighting.
      Women being harassed at work is nothing to do with inequality, it's to do with an individual acting like an asshole, and not many women want to admit, being an asshole is NOT gender exclusive.
      Being attacked in a park at night is also not a gender thing, I live in one of the dodgiest places in my State, and I sure as shit wouldn't go around at night without a friend or some kind of weapon. To add to that, if I was a woman and I knew that drunkards who were looking for sex were out and about, I sure as fuck wouldn't wear revealing clothing while out, alone, at night.
      It's common sense. Not oppression.

    • @heliasprael3203
      @heliasprael3203 5 років тому +27

      Feminism does not hold a monopoly on gender equality. Just because you want equal rights between sexes doesn't mean you're a feminist

    • @TheTurinturumbar
      @TheTurinturumbar 5 років тому +17

      @@heliasprael3203 if you're for equality then saying you're a feminist is counterproductive. The scale starts there and goes all the way to male genocide. So when I hear you're a feminist I don't assume you're on either fringe, so neither for equality or male genocide but likely somewhere in the middle which lands you square in female supremacy country. Not a person I'd associate with if I could help it at all.

    • @Cloudwalker2k3
      @Cloudwalker2k3 5 років тому +29

      A black man has a better chance of finding a reasonable Klansman than someone finding a reasonable Feminist.

    • @TheTurinturumbar
      @TheTurinturumbar 5 років тому

      @@ryanryan2734 prove any part of that comment. And I think the same of you. So, you got the balls to test which of us is closer to the truth? Actual truth, not feefees.

  • @TheCajunNinja
    @TheCajunNinja 4 роки тому +2249

    The end of this clip is hilarious. 😄👉🏻 8:50

  • @InuranusBrokoff
    @InuranusBrokoff 3 роки тому +7

    I'm a male, and I'd like to be treated equally. If that offends you, maybe you should open your eyes.

    • @tylertravis2081
      @tylertravis2081 2 роки тому

      Your not gonma be annoying and do hyprocrite shit then your fine and dont force your beliefs on other people you will be fine

  • @lilmeat353
    @lilmeat353 4 роки тому +247

    She looks like she borrowed Jamie's clothes before coming on

  • @Captainpingas
    @Captainpingas 4 роки тому +68

    She's over there freaking about a second hand high and Joe just pulls her out of it like a true stoner would

  • @astick7777
    @astick7777 4 роки тому +58

    Best ending for a podast clip ever.
    "Who's you buddy?"
    Joe Rogan.
    "Everything's gonna be fine."
    I am now playing this on a loop every night while I sleep.

  • @PotzerTheMan
    @PotzerTheMan 3 роки тому

    Saw iliza in vegas last weekend, one of my favorite modern comedians.

  • @dawsynlarson696
    @dawsynlarson696 4 роки тому +79

    She got an NF concert right after this

  • @kewltony
    @kewltony 5 років тому +256

    Damn Chris D'elia is getting good at this Eminem impression, he should be in music video

    • @kewltony
      @kewltony 5 років тому +7

      Knees weak
      Arms are heavy there's vomit on her sweater already
      Iliza Spaghetti

  • @josephddd117
    @josephddd117 4 роки тому +185

    The way he said "Yea they're real" when she was talking about her boobs LMAO

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣 so matter of factly

    • @Chilling_Charizard
      @Chilling_Charizard 3 роки тому +6

      @@magnadelusor4249 😂 😂yes and don’t forget the save, I think he said some big ones are real

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 3 роки тому +28

    As a woman, I find her MUCH more interesting and engaging in this video clip than in her standup, which I’ve never cared for. I agree with a lot of what she says here - especially about feminists “preaching to other women” (I hate that shit) and the hypocrisy of “all men....”

    • @Ripa-Moramee
      @Ripa-Moramee Рік тому

      Nobodies perfect, just some less than others. I know from experience some women can be absolutely cruel though, and so can guys. They generally just do so differently.

  • @kurtlawrence5536
    @kurtlawrence5536 4 роки тому +164

    “You’re gonna be fine”
    “Joe-“
    “Who’s you’re buddy?”
    “Joe Rogan”
    “Yea. Don’t worry about it”

  • @gamesthatiplay9083
    @gamesthatiplay9083 5 років тому +259

    I'm a man with long eyelashes. I get a lot of weird compliments from women. Women also compliment me on my lips too. Not kissing them or anything, but just visually at random.

    • @rapsody230
      @rapsody230 5 років тому +17

      Same, then again its the only aesthetically good thing I got so it might be that they just lack of other things to compliment. :/

    • @deathlizard3047
      @deathlizard3047 5 років тому +2

      @@rapsody230 Yep same, That's about the only thing I've barely gotten complimented for.

    • @FrozenFox20
      @FrozenFox20 5 років тому +10

      same, but apparently men typically have longer eyelashes than women. 😅

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 5 років тому +19

      Yea, its funny with the eyelashes. I'm also a man with long eyelashes, and the first time I went to visit my girlfriend in Colorado, I was buying some groceries and this little old lady came up to me and said "Excuse me sir, but you have the most beautiful eyes. I just wanted to tell you that" and then she walked off. I was like whaaaaaa

    • @pcpeasantsgaming
      @pcpeasantsgaming 5 років тому +13

      I'd trade my long eyelashes for an even longer penis :D Fucking hate those compliments. Especially when I was in school. "omg he's so cute, what nice lashes bla bla".

  • @leomedalla4142
    @leomedalla4142 4 роки тому +563

    I’m high
    Joe: Who’s your buddy?
    Joe Rogan
    Joe: Don’t worry about it.

    • @eminemman4141
      @eminemman4141 4 роки тому +4

      Wow thank you

    • @aydenstorm7041
      @aydenstorm7041 4 роки тому +8

      This part hit me right in the funny bone! LOL

    • @earthbrother4549
      @earthbrother4549 4 роки тому +11

      dude i fucking loved that. She's just fucked up and he's her buddy and taking care and being supportive and nice i cant even it's so good

    • @dalyaelnaggar1636
      @dalyaelnaggar1636 4 роки тому +8

      I'm really happy that I'm not the only one who thought that was actually fucking cute

    • @earthbrother4549
      @earthbrother4549 3 роки тому

      @@evanholyfield8042 its true but i dont know anyone not even myself

  • @dakidarts
    @dakidarts 3 роки тому +14

    de day Joe “DMT” Rogan interviewed his female version

  • @bobbyfresher762
    @bobbyfresher762 4 роки тому +401

    Why does Iliza look like she just got off her shift at Taco Bell?

  • @DemonsCrest1
    @DemonsCrest1 4 роки тому +710

    *Feminist:* "I think men and women should be treated equally. And I think the solution to this problem is treating men and women unequally"

    • @hezekiahdaggett2179
      @hezekiahdaggett2179 4 роки тому +12

      Lmao true

    • @polarbearal
      @polarbearal 4 роки тому +53

      One of the original thinkers in feminist philosophy, Simone De Beauvoir's take on feminism is that women and men are both DIFFERENTLY oppressed and should not strive to be equally so, but rather should strive to break away from that. You just proved Joe Rogan right about that word. One idiot hears it and thinks, "Oh, one of those," and the whole cycle continues. That's you, pal.

    • @MrPlaylistMan
      @MrPlaylistMan 4 роки тому +16

      @@polarbearal of course but most dont care about the individual thinkers, they look at what the ideology produces and have a negative response.

    • @DemonsCrest1
      @DemonsCrest1 4 роки тому +42

      ​@@polarbearal
      *One of the original thinkers in feminist philosophy, Simone De Beauvoir's take on feminism is that women and men are both DIFFERENTLY oppressed and should not strive to be equally so, but rather should strive to break away from that. You just proved Joe Rogan right about that word. One idiot hears it and thinks, "Oh, one of those," and the whole cycle continues. That's you, pal.*
      I never suggested that men and women faced the same oppression in society, and I never suggested that the goal should be to oppress men and women equally. All I was doing was pointing out the hypocrisy of modern feminists - who claim that men and women are equal and deserve "equal rights" while at the same time advocating for discrimination against men to make things "equal" (to benefit women).
      And I'm not sure why you are propping up Simone de Beauvoir as one of the "good" feminists either. In a 1975 interview, Simone is quoted as saying "No woman should be authorized to stay at home and raise her children. Society should be totally different. Women should not have that choice, precisely because if there is such a choice, too many women will make that one". Simone was not opposed to the idea of oppression - even oppression against women - so long as it advanced the cause of "gender equality". And not much has changed today, with modern feminists still using the goal of "gender equality" as a justification to trample over other people's individual rights.
      Any person who puts "gender equality" before individual rights/freedoms is an authoritarian and not a good person in my book. And the "good" feminists we have today - the ones who "don't hate men" and like to put their own spin on what feminism is to them - are not helping anyone but themselves. All they are doing is acting in their own best interests (virtue signalling how "good" they are) and shielding a hate-filled movement (predicated on hurting men via discrimination) from criticism.

    • @polarbearal
      @polarbearal 4 роки тому +5

      @@DemonsCrest1 Saying Beuvoir is one of the original feminist thinkers doesn't imply she's "one of the good" ones.

  • @ammaralmallah4295
    @ammaralmallah4295 5 років тому +506

    Joe “yeah they’re real” Rogan

  • @Freedomlives33
    @Freedomlives33 2 роки тому

    Love that "who's yer buddy?" line at the end.👍🏽👍🏽😂

  • @mminniear984
    @mminniear984 4 роки тому +67

    Not a fan of her stand up but I do like her movie roles she’s played. But she seems cooler in person then I thought she would be. I’d like to see her on more often

    • @betterdrugsthanyours
      @betterdrugsthanyours 4 роки тому +7

      She literally calls a guy a creep/tells him to fuck off for asking for a lighter.

    • @ajaxdgonzo7263
      @ajaxdgonzo7263 4 роки тому

      Jim Jo when and where did that happen? And her stand up is good not amazing but I’d put it at the same level as joes.

    • @radicallybean
      @radicallybean 4 роки тому

      than

    • @ajaxdgonzo7263
      @ajaxdgonzo7263 4 роки тому

      Brandon Diaz what

    • @betterdrugsthanyours
      @betterdrugsthanyours 4 роки тому +3

      Ajax D Gonzo The last time she was on the podcast she talked about it. Yea well Joe’s stand up has never made me laugh out loud and i’ve seen him live dozens of times but that’s all subjective what isn’t subjective in my mind is that a “cool person” wouldn’t flame a guy for politely asking if they have a lighter.

  • @eyezwideopen7590
    @eyezwideopen7590 5 років тому +443

    The wall is undefeated.

    • @jpain97_
      @jpain97_ 5 років тому

      Jordan Moir lol

    • @milesmayhem5440
      @milesmayhem5440 5 років тому +33

      Someone is red pilled.

    • @PineappledoesnotbelongonPizza2
      @PineappledoesnotbelongonPizza2 5 років тому +2

      @Go Hyuck Yourself What exactly are you talking about?

    • @Asad_Thomas
      @Asad_Thomas 5 років тому +9

      Absolutely. The only thing more guaranteed than death.

    • @brucanthwood
      @brucanthwood 5 років тому +4

      Every single wall has been defeated or will be... why are you proud of walls

  • @rustamrafiev7877
    @rustamrafiev7877 4 роки тому +462

    “Maybe in England that’s unrealistic” meanwhile in the USA they have one of the highest adult rates of obesity

    • @lamppuu1
      @lamppuu1 4 роки тому +58

      I think it was pretty funny that they said "that's normal in LA" yes, because of plastic surgery. And they even talked about this where if a woman has big boobs, people ask "are they real?" Maybe the problem is LA 😂

    • @yellowbelly7863
      @yellowbelly7863 4 роки тому +12

      What's an adult rate? Did you mean a high rate of adult obesity?

    • @rustamrafiev7877
      @rustamrafiev7877 4 роки тому

      Yellow Belly Yh mate

    • @brucenatelee
      @brucenatelee 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe we have a wider spectrum. Like America = 110-300; England/Britain/United Kingdom (I saw the chart, still confuses me) = 140-220.

    • @rustamrafiev7877
      @rustamrafiev7877 4 роки тому +1

      Munaloukku ahhh yes a real intellectual

  • @Jordanthecool7
    @Jordanthecool7 2 роки тому +1

    This is literally one of the best conversations I have heard

  • @Alexrider02
    @Alexrider02 5 років тому +129

    "I've found, when someone doesn't like me, it typically doesn't have anything to do with me."
    That is one of the wisest things I've heard in a long time, and a lesson that a lot of people need to learn, whether they're being attacked, or doing the attacking.

    • @kodisummerville5366
      @kodisummerville5366 5 років тому +17

      Or they just don't like you ..lol

    • @NPC-00361
      @NPC-00361 5 років тому +9

      Zansi as said by every narcissist ever.

    • @Alexrider02
      @Alexrider02 5 років тому +4

      ​@@kodisummerville5366 Wow, needless contrarianism, how clever and well thought-out.

    • @AsttoScott
      @AsttoScott 5 років тому +18

      One of the dumbest things I've ever heard. That sentence was pure ego. It means she thinks she is so perfect that it's impossible for anyone to not like her and the only way they can do it is because of something else. This woman, if I met her. I'd walk away from or tell to f off real quick.

    • @GaryHighFruit
      @GaryHighFruit 5 років тому +9

      Well, it is often true - People project themselves, or past issues.
      PS - She didn't make up that saying. I've heard it before.

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 4 роки тому +41

    "I know a handful of men/women or I've made a string of poor choices in relationships therefore I'm qualified to judge an entire gender": People that generalize. I think it's easier on their ego to generalize a whole gender than to take a few moments of self-reflection and think "Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have gotten into those relationships" or "maybe I shouldn't exclusively hang around d-bags"

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 роки тому +1

      @Ron Garvin The legal etc. systems favoring women and saying "all women/men think X" are two very different things. I don't think either gender should be given preferential treatment in courts, but I'm not going to hate all women because of it. People have different personalities/life experiences etc.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 роки тому +1

      @Ron Garvin Seemed implied by the combination of the MGTOW logo in your profile pic and talking about courts favoring women.

  • @pieter2433
    @pieter2433 5 років тому +96

    I think it’s just your body heating the room
    Joe: hmm

    • @mangan65
      @mangan65 5 років тому +4

      Joe is so hot that he actually emits inhuman amounts of heat. No homo though.

    • @ChickenBoy260
      @ChickenBoy260 5 років тому +1

      hevquip smh

  • @johnman8647
    @johnman8647 3 роки тому

    Spencer Confidential...crushed it.

  • @andrewbishay7877
    @andrewbishay7877 4 роки тому +69

    “I think it’s just your body heating the room”
    *dude blinking meme*

    • @dln5579
      @dln5579 3 роки тому +3

      I read it at the same time i heard it in the video

    • @lefty_lunatic18looneybin31
      @lefty_lunatic18looneybin31 3 роки тому

      I read this then proceeded to act out the meme for confirmation.

  • @robotjox77
    @robotjox77 5 років тому +212

    "I married a dude, I made out with some hot dudes. "
    In that order?

    • @haydencook682
      @haydencook682 5 років тому +61

      If her husband I a male feminist then yes

    • @feathermen1138
      @feathermen1138 5 років тому +10

      She married a dude, she made out with dudes and dresses like s dude...those dudes need a talking to....for making out with woman dressed as a 12 year all boy...

    • @kleenexwarrior6061
      @kleenexwarrior6061 5 років тому

      Hayden Cook yes

    • @victorvance6279
      @victorvance6279 5 років тому +14

      @@feathermen1138 You think all women have to dress like 50's housewives or some shit bro? You probably think school uniforms are good fucking boomer

    • @toBEcharmed
      @toBEcharmed 5 років тому +31

      Ression he literally never said that. And school uniforms doesn’t make you a boomer. Smh, you give us millennials a bad name.