Joe Rogan & Danica Patrick - What Women Don't Understand About Men

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  • @howlbigbadwolf
    @howlbigbadwolf 5 років тому +7609

    When a man says "I'm thinking about nothing"
    Translation. "I'm appreciating this peaceful moment not worrying about anything, please leave me be"

    • @storjoel
      @storjoel 4 роки тому +471

      Men truly have the ability to not think of anything.

    • @howlbigbadwolf
      @howlbigbadwolf 4 роки тому +127

      @@storjoel That is correct.

    • @ediesongbird3163
      @ediesongbird3163 4 роки тому +77

      Zap Wood as a woman I’m baffled by that I don’t think I’m ever not thinking about something

    • @robertflowers4014
      @robertflowers4014 4 роки тому +14

      Nailed it

    • @unluckyy-w8f
      @unluckyy-w8f 4 роки тому +38

      @@ediesongbird3163 When men talking/thinking serious they might be drunk/high.

  • @seanjoseph8637
    @seanjoseph8637 5 років тому +37201

    "Never underestimate the capacity of a Man to be thinking absolutely nothing or just be planning what they would do if Ninja's attacked."

  • @jacobgarz8970
    @jacobgarz8970 4 роки тому +9403

    Her: i bet he’s thinking of other women
    Him: how long does it take a giraffe to throw up

  • @AtticaSalt
    @AtticaSalt 2 роки тому +259

    Danica was actually one of the more memorable guests, in my own opinion. She was very much down to earth and unequivocally herself. It was nice to a see a lack of pageantry when a lot of the guests are so focused on how many people are watching/listening to them. Cool gal.

    • @zk3212
      @zk3212 Рік тому +10

      Agreed she is awesome

    • @dieseltu1035
      @dieseltu1035 Рік тому

      She made a dumb public sex comment about her ex and he left . And she can't race either.She's nothing special.

    • @ralphcrisp2896
      @ralphcrisp2896 7 місяців тому +4

      I'm a fan of Danica Patrick. She's a bobcat!

    • @speedking7224
      @speedking7224 2 місяці тому

      Can't drive for sh*t though😂

    • @brando7266
      @brando7266 29 днів тому

      And then she voted for a convicted sex offender, who brags about grabbing women's 🦫, and overthrew roe ,which will lead to more rape and incest babies,

  • @axem.8338
    @axem.8338 4 роки тому +27306

    Girl: what are you thinking?
    Guy: nothing.
    Girl: tell me
    Guy: if our son becomes a priest, should I call him father or son?

  • @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli
    @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli 4 роки тому +9701

    Her “What are you thinking about ? “
    Guy “nothing”
    Her “come on “
    Guy “ When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room, but less bedroom“

  • @MohiZidano
    @MohiZidano 5 років тому +4520

    Girl: "What are you thinking about?"
    Guy: "Cells multiply by dividing"

  • @lordfogg9728
    @lordfogg9728 2 роки тому +765

    "Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other." Al Bundy

    • @Adventure_fuel
      @Adventure_fuel 2 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @magius-jo2gl
      @magius-jo2gl Рік тому +9

      but they love shoes...

    • @Eray-fy5bz
      @Eray-fy5bz Рік тому +13

      No ma'am member here

    • @Akanapocalypse
      @Akanapocalypse Рік тому

      That's very true. Even so called female friends are enemies lol...

    • @Justme-tz1tt
      @Justme-tz1tt 8 місяців тому +2

      You don’t know anything about women huh 🤔😅 The best friendship in between two women we are always there for each other and we can say anything.

  • @johnjohnson201
    @johnjohnson201 5 років тому +9944

    Girl: “What are you thinking about?”
    Guy: “Buzz lightyear denied being a toy, but still froze when humans were around”

    • @Ben-dv8xw
      @Ben-dv8xw 5 років тому +612

      Yeah that shit bothers me

    • @mkzharper
      @mkzharper 5 років тому +200

      Damn...

    • @Devin_Stromgren
      @Devin_Stromgren 5 років тому +295

      That's been bothering me since the movie came out.

    • @TheM16NdPregnant
      @TheM16NdPregnant 5 років тому +180

      Devin Stromgren Jesus that’s bothered you for over 20 years?

    • @Devin_Stromgren
      @Devin_Stromgren 5 років тому +236

      Off and on.

  • @annn2780
    @annn2780 4 роки тому +4191

    Girl: "What are you thinking?"
    Guy: "If I'm waiting for a waiter, aren't I the waiter?"

    • @Gynecologist
      @Gynecologist 4 роки тому +28

      Ann N That’s is a good question!!

    • @13AK98
      @13AK98 4 роки тому +16

      Good one.

    • @yodad5259
      @yodad5259 4 роки тому +6

      You thought nobody would notice you stole the joke?

    • @TheWolfgangfritz
      @TheWolfgangfritz 4 роки тому +5

      Man that's deep! Something a modern Taoist Monk would come up with!

    • @100AngelBoy
      @100AngelBoy 4 роки тому +5

      Would you give yourself a tip, though?

  • @samwest3762
    @samwest3762 4 роки тому +8876

    Her: "What are you thinking about?"
    Him: "What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?"

    • @___swiz___999
      @___swiz___999 4 роки тому +217

      Had me thinking lol, what would happen

    • @ABHISHEK-gn2ln
      @ABHISHEK-gn2ln 4 роки тому +191

      I am deep down into analysing that

    • @schabalabadingdong7805
      @schabalabadingdong7805 4 роки тому +123

      I NEED AN ANSWER!!!!!!

    • @addhoc256
      @addhoc256 4 роки тому +141

      the first one who finds out what you made them do gets the job

    • @kegsmagegs1516
      @kegsmagegs1516 4 роки тому +44

      Some men just want to watch the world burn

  • @elite_239uchiha7
    @elite_239uchiha7 Рік тому +40

    “Just like a person, we take them for granted” that hit hard.

  • @joan3338
    @joan3338 4 роки тому +6191

    Her: He's thinking of other women.
    Me: Do crabs think fish are flying?

  • @se7ensavage707
    @se7ensavage707 4 роки тому +2944

    "Always aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid."
    - Joseph J. Rogan

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 4 роки тому +86

      @123fort andbree
      Simps don' get laid.

    • @zenzen4982
      @zenzen4982 4 роки тому +8

      Does anyone catch what she is answering to his question? The auto-generated subtitles are hilarious but not helpful and I am not familiar with the saying.

    • @Limpatome
      @Limpatome 4 роки тому +23

      @@zenzen4982 "For every hot chick there is a dude sick of screwing her"

    • @zenzen4982
      @zenzen4982 4 роки тому

      @@Limpatome Thank you! :3

    • @requestcontainsinvalidargu185
      @requestcontainsinvalidargu185 4 роки тому +8

      @@kedabro1957 false. Not only do simps get laid, it's also an overpopulation problem that they have caused.

  • @charlesncharge6298
    @charlesncharge6298 3 роки тому +2307

    "Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid" Joe Rogan is dropping pearls of wisdom.

    • @Carguy101-b4q
      @Carguy101-b4q 2 роки тому +19

      Underrated quote haha

    • @entropy5431
      @entropy5431 2 роки тому +6

      Surely it should be pretend to be the person you aspire to be...
      I get the vibe though 🙂

    • @AS-mw6pw
      @AS-mw6pw 2 роки тому +3

      @@entropy5431 no it’s not

    • @abecobis52
      @abecobis52 2 роки тому +3

      As I read this he said it it's a sign

    • @mcpartridgeboy
      @mcpartridgeboy 2 роки тому +6

      what manipulative jelous and hoarny ? no thanks.

  • @Transformyourmind1
    @Transformyourmind1 2 роки тому +40

    I have been married going on 24 years and have a great marriage. #1 marriage advice: be nice to each other.

    • @itz_adziii
      @itz_adziii 5 годин тому

      It means you’ve got a good wife or you just put up with her shit for eternity - it’s one way or the other
      Ps: I’ve been married for 10 years but 100% be nice to each other and if you have nothing good to say keep your mouth shut (when I say good - advising her is good, unfortunately a lot of men think if they correct their woman’s behaviour they’re gonna get argumentative)

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose 4 роки тому +1461

    Her : “What are you thinking about?”
    Him : "Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?"

    • @Elizabelle79
      @Elizabelle79 4 роки тому +8

      Hhhhhm... good question!

    • @huverdoose
      @huverdoose 4 роки тому +15

      @Michael P Actually, I stole it from Gallagher.

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 4 роки тому +13

      Cause the wall keeps you apart from each other. Your apartments have walls, no?

    • @huverdoose
      @huverdoose 4 роки тому +5

      @@Dominian1 Here in the US, the multi-family single dwelling is so rare that when people hear "apart" they think "detached" instead of "separated."

    • @TJ-kj9ki
      @TJ-kj9ki 4 роки тому +4

      Michael P imagine thinking that old joke came from tik tok...

  • @cohokid6936
    @cohokid6936 4 роки тому +5125

    She: I bet he's thinking about other women.
    He: I wonder if I've ever caught the same fish twice?

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 4 роки тому +222

      Men are hardwired for stupidity, women are hardwired for jealousy.
      Side note, I've absolutely caught the same fish three times. It looked pretty darn worn out after the third release.

    • @Rvlyra67
      @Rvlyra67 4 роки тому +8

      Maladjester better off doing it a favour and making dinner I’d say

    • @JoseRodriguez-hp4yx
      @JoseRodriguez-hp4yx 4 роки тому +11

      @@mistaowickkuh6249 lmao

    • @runningthor1999
      @runningthor1999 4 роки тому +10

      Mark Thompson absolutely done the fish thing twice myself with bass which are stupidly aggressive. Was a fly fishing guide and had two fellow guides catch the same 25 inch brown trout 2 weeks apart. Same place on the river, photo comps showed the exact same spot pattern/ hook jaw etc.

    • @HaventHerd307
      @HaventHerd307 4 роки тому +2

      Fly fishing, nuff said.

  • @bigajay9834
    @bigajay9834 4 роки тому +4899

    Her: What are ya thinkin about hun?
    Him: If I hit myself and it hurts...Am I weak? Or am I strong? 🤔

  • @chasingmypinnacle
    @chasingmypinnacle 2 роки тому +49

    100% Joe, we take for granted our health and don’t appreciate it enough.
    I’ve been sick for over a month now and can’t train in jits, muay thai, strength training, studying and working my 11 hours a day like I was before I got sick, I’ll get better but the fact I can’t train and work those long hours really reveals how much I appreciate being healthy and injury free.

    • @mikemyon3570
      @mikemyon3570 2 роки тому

      Get well soon!

    • @CarlosRamirez-no2js
      @CarlosRamirez-no2js 2 роки тому +2

      I’m 27 with small injuries nothing too major and I’ve been realizing how much taking care of your body and health is important! I’ve also realized how much of a blessing it is to have friends and family who aren’t on their deathbeds . Women, respect your husbands, husbands love your women.

    • @reality5199
      @reality5199 Рік тому

      No connect at all

  • @David_F97
    @David_F97 5 років тому +6289

    Girl: “What are you thinking about?”
    Man: “If a picture is worth a thousand words, why can’t we judge a book by its cover?”🤔

  • @Xbalanque21
    @Xbalanque21 5 років тому +2485

    Danica- "what's going on in your mind right now? You look stressed."
    Joe- "Its just been a while since I talked about DMT. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT?!"

    • @KnowYourRole93
      @KnowYourRole93 5 років тому +10

      haha thanks man

    • @420surfdawg
      @420surfdawg 5 років тому +9

      Dont know why, but that has me dying laughing !

    • @thecam0073
      @thecam0073 5 років тому +6

      Comments are purely about the commenter since you know Joe doesn’t read these

    • @SlyJonesGT
      @SlyJonesGT 5 років тому +11

      Joe: "Oh it's just the fact that I haven't CONSUMED ELK MEAT YET TODAY"

    • @j_freed
      @j_freed 5 років тому

      'I'm not thinking about a white horse. You?'

  • @Trunojo
    @Trunojo 4 роки тому +6140

    I could sit in a chair for an hour and think about literally nothing. And let me tell you, it’s great.

    • @annasofiaVttle
      @annasofiaVttle 4 роки тому +170

      So glad I grew up around my four brothers. I grew up learning and looking up to them. Helped me turn out to be what I am and I can happily agree with you, just sitting or whatever and not have neurotic thoughts flying around all the time. It’s great

    • @OBITOBI-_-I
      @OBITOBI-_-I 3 роки тому +36

      @Rei Ren it’s all relative to their life style but if they retain allot of information why tf can’t they retain the information that men are physically capable of thinking about nothing and just staring into space for 7 minute intervals

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 3 роки тому +92

      those are rookie numbers

    • @Trunojo
      @Trunojo 3 роки тому +23

      @@flowrepins6663 lmao

    • @ntnce2933
      @ntnce2933 3 роки тому +33

      @@flowrepins6663 ah a fellow cultured man

  • @johndodson8464
    @johndodson8464 2 роки тому +21

    "What if he's thinking about someone else." 🤣🤣 No lipstick on the collar. No perfume. No late nights at the office. They get suspicious if you just sit there.

  • @raihankhan4374
    @raihankhan4374 4 роки тому +3897

    The difference is that when men are going through shit before they talk about it they try to rationalize or make sense of it. The annoying part comes in when a woman demands you say what's on your mind while you're still processing it. I don't want to talk about something that I am still in the process of understanding...

    • @jacobbrunoni2845
      @jacobbrunoni2845 4 роки тому +92

      Thats it raihan

    • @raihankhan4374
      @raihankhan4374 4 роки тому +76

      @A M It's not to say that all men and women are of one separate type, from my experience it just seems to be the majority of women and men differ in this regard, but that is all anecdotal. Although to your point I can see the difference even among the women in my family, some are like you and others not so much.

    • @scottdavis4388
      @scottdavis4388 4 роки тому +136

      This quote needs to be on a statue

    • @zeegeeecs
      @zeegeeecs 4 роки тому +22

      Right on! Very well said!

    • @L4R0X
      @L4R0X 4 роки тому +104

      Very well said. I have the same thing. I think the best way to talk about it when a woman demands it is to explain this process. Tell her that you still don't fully understand and are trying to figure it out. If you tell her this and shes a good person she'll already just be happy about the fact that you let her into your thought process instead of shutting her out.

  • @TJ-kj9ki
    @TJ-kj9ki 4 роки тому +5300

    Girl: I bet he's thinking about other women
    Man: If I cleaned out the vacuum cleaner, do I become the vacuum cleaner?

    • @davidhawley1132
      @davidhawley1132 4 роки тому +80

      TJ Mat My wife uses the shopvac to get the dust out of the house vacuum cleaner, which makes her the vacuum cleaner vacuum cleaner cleaner.

    • @missd1577
      @missd1577 4 роки тому +3

      😅

    • @chiar8476
      @chiar8476 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂
      Wow u guys r so random

    • @Mike-ls3bs
      @Mike-ls3bs 4 роки тому +5

      No, you would become A vacuum cleaner.

    • @marfianorefid9375
      @marfianorefid9375 4 роки тому +19

      no, you would become a vacuum cleaner cleaner

  • @CanaDaddd
    @CanaDaddd 4 роки тому +2394

    Her: "what are you thinking about?"
    Him: "of all the things that fly, why was the fly called a fly?"

    • @sirlionson2207
      @sirlionson2207 4 роки тому +207

      But why has nothing been called a walk

    • @dj.sauerkraut9022
      @dj.sauerkraut9022 4 роки тому +23

      That is a good question!

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 роки тому +48

      @@sirlionson2207 I'm definitely gonna start depromoting the word "person", it's s too discriminatory, we're all walks now

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 роки тому +10

      @Dodadeus that's a wheel....no wait I.....hmm.....well I fresh out now

    • @horseman9582
      @horseman9582 4 роки тому +11

      Good point. But if the wings fall off the fly, is it then called a “walk”?

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 2 роки тому +107

    My girlfriend: "What's wrong?"
    Me: "Nothing."
    Her brain: "He looks so lost in thought. Something has to be wrong, is he depressed? Is he not happy with our relationship? Did I do something?"
    My brain: *Carton of milk falls over*

    • @ghostrecon7497
      @ghostrecon7497 28 днів тому +2

      The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

  • @jubaouanouche7776
    @jubaouanouche7776 4 роки тому +677

    When a man says "Nothing" he's just in need to be left alone, not being disturbed. Men find solutions to their problems in those silent moments.

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 4 роки тому +46

      & if we dont then we seek out the answers.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 4 роки тому +58

      Even if there isnt a problem, men just in general enjoy a bit of quiet from time to time, inside their brain and outside

    • @jonathanaleman2338
      @jonathanaleman2338 4 роки тому +37

      Why can’t women understand this

    • @francogutierrez1793
      @francogutierrez1793 4 роки тому +40

      @@jonathanaleman2338 because women can't stop thinking apparently, so they can't comprehend that we can just think nothing at all.

    • @jonathanaleman2338
      @jonathanaleman2338 4 роки тому +4

      Franco Gutierrez I blame insecurities

  • @whitenoise5121
    @whitenoise5121 5 років тому +758

    This is one the best comment sections I've ever viewed, 10/10 would recommend. Will be coming back as well lol

    • @ianj4389
      @ianj4389 4 роки тому +11

      I've been reading it the last few minutes...idk even know what they are talking about anymore. Best comments section I've seen.

    • @Resident_Kriegsman
      @Resident_Kriegsman 4 роки тому

      69th like Fuck yeah

    • @renemaier5197
      @renemaier5197 4 роки тому

      Yeah hit it

    • @alltheworldsastage4785
      @alltheworldsastage4785 4 роки тому

      It is pretty entertaining, yes, lol.

    • @davidpowderly9117
      @davidpowderly9117 4 роки тому +1

      I stopped the vid to read the comments. XD

  • @sandeepsridhar8390
    @sandeepsridhar8390 4 роки тому +2746

    Girl : what are you thinking?
    Guy : nothing.
    Girl : Tell me.
    Guy : If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it.

    • @jordienp840
      @jordienp840 4 роки тому +64

      I want to like your comment but it's 69 likes already
      It would be treason to break the rule
      Sorry
      Hope you would understand

    • @dominoowens5116
      @dominoowens5116 4 роки тому +6

      @@jordienp840 😂😂😂

    • @iLLuminatedWithDren
      @iLLuminatedWithDren 4 роки тому +4

      If your parachute fails you have a reserve

    • @iforget6940
      @iforget6940 3 роки тому

      @@iLLuminatedWithDren and if both fail mabey the ex cut the chutes.

    • @pauldirac808
      @pauldirac808 3 роки тому

      Best one yet 👏🏻

  • @mannie71807
    @mannie71807 2 роки тому +22

    This was very insightful and I wish more people had this communication competency in the relationship

  • @FlakeTillman
    @FlakeTillman 5 років тому +4091

    Men compete with each other because women like winners and that’s what got ingrained

    • @allnutstew
      @allnutstew 5 років тому +244

      FlakeTillman Nailed it .Nothing else need be said.

    • @axelandersson6314
      @axelandersson6314 5 років тому +211

      One thing on that note is that there are more male idiots than female ones.
      But there are also mote male geniuses. The intelligence system is more spread out in the case of men.

    • @vinniedurrant
      @vinniedurrant 5 років тому +101

      Men only compete in things they're interested in.

    • @pmaii7707
      @pmaii7707 5 років тому +81

      Vinnie Durrant and that’s women I’ve seen friends throw each other under the bus when females come around

    • @vinniedurrant
      @vinniedurrant 5 років тому +5

      Yeah alot of guys do that, they child minded with high blood pressure.

  • @kevgh3869
    @kevgh3869 5 років тому +685

    Man: 'What's wrong?'
    Woman: 'Nothing'.
    Woman: 'I said nothing.'
    Man: is already in a different room.

  • @tommydankcinema643
    @tommydankcinema643 4 роки тому +2147

    Her: I bet he's thinking of other women
    Him: Are leaves called leaves because they eventually leave a tree?

  • @SB-du9if
    @SB-du9if 2 роки тому +7

    This was one of the best interviews of Joe ever and hit the nail right on the head

  • @Hgulix62
    @Hgulix62 5 років тому +2206

    Her : “What are you thinking about?”
    Him : "If a pen is mightier than a sword, why actions speak louder than words ??"

    • @WhyName
      @WhyName 5 років тому +72

      You need to use the pen to draw, because a picture is worth a thousand words.
      Alternatively, actions speaking louder is actually a bad thing, because you should be speaking softly while carrying a big stick.

    • @bderris
      @bderris 5 років тому +41

      Pizza - why do we make it in the shape of a circle, only to cut it into triangles, then put it into a square box?

    • @trey1956
      @trey1956 5 років тому

      If it’s not written down in text or on paper, then it’s not a fact.

    • @trey1956
      @trey1956 5 років тому +1

      So it goes pen then sword then words

    • @tonycrawford9384
      @tonycrawford9384 5 років тому +2

      Cuz swords make ppl stfu 😂😂

  • @falconheavy6774
    @falconheavy6774 4 роки тому +1778

    Her: "I bet he's probably thinking about other women"
    He: "I bet she's thinking that I am thinking about other women"

    • @mnikhk
      @mnikhk 4 роки тому +19

      You can not be thinking what I am thinking you are thinking ?

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂 it's funny when that does happen though

    • @anilpokhrel482
      @anilpokhrel482 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @glasshalffull8625
      @glasshalffull8625 4 роки тому +22

      Ladies, here’s a hint: when a guy says HE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK, it’s time to leave him alone !!! Especially, if he’s upset about something. He knows he’s not in a good place and needs to calm down before he can talk. Might take a day or two. IMHO

    • @13AK98
      @13AK98 4 роки тому

      Read it in English accent.

  • @skiingman97
    @skiingman97 4 роки тому +3735

    Girl: “I wonder what he’s thinking about”
    Guy: “how come glue doesn’t dry on the inside of the bottle?”

    • @beasthaven1571
      @beasthaven1571 4 роки тому +245

      Omg wtf....why doesn't it

    • @joshuaerkens7686
      @joshuaerkens7686 4 роки тому +283

      @@beasthaven1571 it reacts with the air or atleast some parts of it. Thats why it dries on the opening part too.

    • @4cmd
      @4cmd 4 роки тому +116

      The water in the glue evaporates when it comes in contact with air. That's also why you should close the lid

    • @Alistair
      @Alistair 4 роки тому +21

      @@4cmd it's usually a solvent other than water but sure

    • @Curiousnessify
      @Curiousnessify 4 роки тому +29

      cuz Jesus is Lord

  • @dirty.dan37
    @dirty.dan37 3 місяці тому +15

    1:11 I was disappointed that the answer was not cheeseburgers

    • @EzDyt
      @EzDyt 2 місяці тому +1

      Same

  • @scottbarker21
    @scottbarker21 5 років тому +235

    Wife to husband. ‘It’s like you haven’t heard a single thing I’ve thought ‘

    • @greatbyrondo
      @greatbyrondo 5 років тому +11

      If you REALLY knew me.....you'd know what I was thinking....!

    • @tomfu6210
      @tomfu6210 5 років тому +1

      ... yeahh...

    • @BrianGivensYtube
      @BrianGivensYtube 5 років тому +9

      Underrated comment. Women think men all have telepathy.

    • @bensenbakker8233
      @bensenbakker8233 5 років тому +1

      Scott Barker bro fucking real talk

  • @mattslev
    @mattslev 5 років тому +2669

    Her: “What are you thinking about?”
    Joe: “It’s entirely possible that DMT is alien technology left behind to communicate with humans.”

  • @johndonovan5981
    @johndonovan5981 3 роки тому +1777

    Woman: “I bet he’s thinking about other women”
    Man: “When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

    • @lethalsoldier8082
      @lethalsoldier8082 3 роки тому +71

      Lmaoo wth thats true. Never thought of that

    • @lethalsoldier8082
      @lethalsoldier8082 3 роки тому +3

      @@DeySaidDat2 looool

    • @rafaelfajardojr.6423
      @rafaelfajardojr.6423 3 роки тому +59

      i tried to say forward while moving my lips back and back while moving my lips forward...and then my wife walked in like ...this fool

    • @lethalsoldier8082
      @lethalsoldier8082 3 роки тому +10

      @@rafaelfajardojr.6423 bro i tried the same thing dont worry

    • @ramdharisinghdinkar1069
      @ramdharisinghdinkar1069 3 роки тому +8

      Even with the Hindi words for forward and back it's same

  • @IronMan-tk8uc
    @IronMan-tk8uc 2 роки тому +3

    Am I the only one in love with her laughter? So sweet.

  • @i-xile8314
    @i-xile8314 4 роки тому +1707

    Her: “what are you thinking about hun?”
    Him: If you replace the W’s in “when where and what” with T’s, you get the answer to every question

  • @Q.Lawrence
    @Q.Lawrence 5 років тому +2319

    "We like to be told what you're thinking."
    Don't do it, it's a trap.

    • @Magnificoooooo
      @Magnificoooooo 5 років тому +189

      yup, you just gotta make some shit up that you think they'll be ok with.

    • @alexispapageorgiou72
      @alexispapageorgiou72 5 років тому +88

      @@Magnificoooooo No. You got to come up with some sort of formula. Truth 50% of the time. When she catches up, change the number quickly and make it 60/40 etc.

    • @jeffjoy4954
      @jeffjoy4954 5 років тому +62

      Yep. They'll use it against you for sure!

    • @darrenkrehoff5200
      @darrenkrehoff5200 5 років тому +34

      The thing is, that isn't true. In most instances they want to be told you're thinking what they want to hear. That's a Pandora's Box waiting to happen.

    • @gtmfred
      @gtmfred 5 років тому +112

      Q. Lawrence 100% true, girls love a mysterious man, they also don’t know what they want the majority of the time so when this woman says she wants to know what you’re thinking, she actually doesn’t, it’s a test.

  • @smoochywalus3876
    @smoochywalus3876 4 роки тому +3271

    Her: he’s probably thinking about other women
    Him: buzz lightyear was in denial of being a toy but still froze when humans were around...

    • @thegoat8157
      @thegoat8157 4 роки тому +103

      Yo.....

    • @CATDHD
      @CATDHD 4 роки тому +24

      @Nick Thornberry Valdivia thats clever

    • @the_appointed1142
      @the_appointed1142 4 роки тому +21

      Stolen comment dude

    • @Mikeyprs21
      @Mikeyprs21 4 роки тому +7

      Oh damn...

    • @damat9607
      @damat9607 4 роки тому +10

      He still wanted to fit in also he wanted to stay friend of giant creature

  • @kmiss7623
    @kmiss7623 2 роки тому +6

    I can’t agree with what she’s saying more. I’ve been with my man for almost 7 years now and it’s taken me about this long to figure out when he’s going through something. If he’s having a bad day/sad day he just goes completely inward and then I feel neglected. But having this enough times that now I recognize the signs for it, if he would’ve just opened up in the beginning and said he was having a rough day it would’ve been a huge help. It was very very difficult to recognize. And it is important to remember every day not to take them for granted or yourself for granted, but having lost a sibling far too soon I think I realize every day is special and a gift. We don’t have much of this issue in our relationship! It helps just to start saying anything nice that occurs to you about your partner any moment of any day. (Voice to text if there are any grammar issues 🤪)

  • @isgood45
    @isgood45 5 років тому +1499

    "Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid"
    -Joe Rogan.

    • @adanperez648
      @adanperez648 5 років тому +34

      Damnn that hit home with what I do

    • @skirk248
      @skirk248 5 років тому +7

      Oof

    • @Cujo5
      @Cujo5 5 років тому +45

      Soo... aspire to become a superficial charming narcissist?

    • @TheNtisyadi
      @TheNtisyadi 5 років тому +4

      @@Cujo5 do being a narcissist work?

    • @TheNtisyadi
      @TheNtisyadi 5 років тому +33

      @NOT YOU whoa big guy settle down. You realize that he has wife and kids right? Or do you know something that might lead you to that conclusion?

  • @MySliceofLifeAnimation
    @MySliceofLifeAnimation 3 роки тому +5683

    Her: “Why are you walking so weird?”
    Him: “My knees hurt”
    Actually him: **I must align my feet with the tiles or else I will die**

    • @prathmeshbendre
      @prathmeshbendre 3 роки тому +128

      Never gets old 😂

    • @Ulani15
      @Ulani15 3 роки тому +59

      I like to step on the tile line with the line on my shoe sole lmao

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +23

      Step on a crack and you’ll break your mommas back

    • @bonifiedeagle6128
      @bonifiedeagle6128 3 роки тому +75

      @@ALJ9000 I swear I thought I only did that, I swear we all live the same lives

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +19

      @@bonifiedeagle6128 To some extent we do

  • @milton123z
    @milton123z 4 роки тому +1677

    This is the greatest comment section ever

  • @MNmp11
    @MNmp11 2 роки тому +4

    Realistic and insightful talk. Some are just new great points to learn.

  • @JingIeFett
    @JingIeFett 5 років тому +2199

    Girl: "What are you thinking about?"
    Guy: "Pigs are much bigger than you'd expect"

    • @tonyvstan4175
      @tonyvstan4175 5 років тому +150

      they really are though

    • @MrMineHeads.
      @MrMineHeads. 5 років тому +68

      Fuck man, I think about that kinda shit all the time.

    • @conjoe176
      @conjoe176 5 років тому +26

      Out all the ones I have read in this comment thread, this is the most accurate

    • @firemaker22
      @firemaker22 5 років тому +11

      Well how big is a pig then? Like a beer cooler? A motorcycle? What can you compare the size too?

    • @MrMineHeads.
      @MrMineHeads. 5 років тому +38

      @@firemaker22 it is a lot bigger than a dog, but smaller than a horse

  • @beefaveli3443
    @beefaveli3443 5 років тому +2632

    "Women aren't people like us"-Peter Griffin

    • @samidarwish86
      @samidarwish86 5 років тому +114

      Epic and fucking true

    • @jeanpierresnyman652
      @jeanpierresnyman652 5 років тому +19

      This is so hectic you can back it up and say that it was just sarcasm even if it wasn't, epic

    • @kirbyhatesincels917
      @kirbyhatesincels917 5 років тому +5

      Jassima Nasima.
      You’re disgusting.

    • @kirbyhatesincels917
      @kirbyhatesincels917 5 років тому +6

      @David Elliott
      Clearly you're an idiot.

    • @KampsKnows
      @KampsKnows 5 років тому +27

      Why do thinskinned pussies watch JRE? Fuck out of here

  • @AndyJarman
    @AndyJarman 4 роки тому +3807

    Women's hormones are always well adjusted, I'm sure you've all noticed.

  • @RudyJayTravels
    @RudyJayTravels Рік тому +4

    Never tell a woman entirely what your thinking. Give little bits of insight. Nothing will turn her off more than oversharing. Stay mysterious. As long as she keeps asking that means she’s interested. When she stops asking your finished.

  • @purplequeer
    @purplequeer 4 роки тому +2446

    “Hormones aren’t balanced like ours” LOL

    • @Sandouras
      @Sandouras 4 роки тому +49

      Desquarius Jucks - The Patron Saint of Gang Shit Holy shit best joke of the day!

    • @freakshowfilmfestival3591
      @freakshowfilmfestival3591 4 роки тому +218

      That had me laughing too. Like hating a chick she doesn't know based on her appearance sounds really balanced to me. Lol

    • @lilrod2943
      @lilrod2943 4 роки тому +111

      I about shit a brick when I heard that

    • @localbigfoot8217
      @localbigfoot8217 4 роки тому +79

      Nvr saw a boy or a man cry about a phone

    • @fasttwitch1723
      @fasttwitch1723 4 роки тому +66

      Reminded me of ERB :Adam vs Eve. In one of the verses Adam says "You cry about everything, but don't know what you want ,"I'm hungry " "I'm fat" "I'm cold" "I'm hot".
      You call it complex, Yo I'd call you a mess.
      You take 2 hours to cum and 3 more to get dressed.
      You got a cream for this , a lotion of that , do you have. Aperfume called get the fuck off my back".

  • @carloscabrera8510
    @carloscabrera8510 3 роки тому +196

    I used to date this girl that loved to ask me “What are you thinking about?” Like at random moments: eating, driving, sitting around. And my answer was almost always “Nothing” And she would always get so frustrated and just wouldn’t understand and would get mad that I’m not talking about my feelings or something. I’m literally just vibing all the time. Chill out girl.

    • @TombstoneHeart
      @TombstoneHeart 2 роки тому

      @Matt Sherman
      It's just shit-testing. If what you are ( or even aren't ) thinking doesn't fit with her ideal of a sexual partner's thoughts, she's probably about to dump you. Bitches be crazy like that! 🤣

    • @kaiguytv5276
      @kaiguytv5276 2 роки тому +19

      when guys respond with nothing, it's usually either completely nothing or something extremely weird and extraordinary

    • @CarlosRamirez-no2js
      @CarlosRamirez-no2js 2 роки тому +5

      I’ve heard that most of our thoughts are thinking about the past. From a clinical psychologist at a veterans hospital. Everyone’s thinking about something at all times otherwise you’re brain dead. It’s just hard to just out of the blue put it into words

    • @AF-zx8ln
      @AF-zx8ln Рік тому

      Carlos … personally, and I am a woman, I would never date someone who most of the time doesn’t think or talk. For that I can get myself a dog, and that dog is probably also more cuddly than you. You’re basically a dog that .. doesn’t speak and doesn’t cuddle, but likes to hump. Maybe get yourself a blow up doll? 😉

    • @eobardthawn6903
      @eobardthawn6903 11 місяців тому

      ​@@CarlosRamirez-no2jsNot true. My mind is mostly empty. I react in a very instinct like state, unless I'm in a walk, or at night. I can think, I just dont.

  • @codenamemigrane9731
    @codenamemigrane9731 4 роки тому +696

    Her: "what r u thinking about?"
    Him: "if someone is cooler than me, would that make me hotter than them?"

    • @tiagole3980
      @tiagole3980 4 роки тому +32

      That's deep

    • @codenamemigrane9731
      @codenamemigrane9731 4 роки тому +27

      Credit goes to the unknown source..

    • @FreedomLovingFox
      @FreedomLovingFox 4 роки тому +11

      Respect for admitting that you are not the source. Profound meme nonetheless!

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 роки тому +10

      Damn, my self esteem went up by a thousand right now

    • @TheyCalledMeT
      @TheyCalledMeT 4 роки тому +3

      i like how you think!

  • @drummtracks
    @drummtracks Місяць тому

    Danica, love you as a race car driver, as a commentator, as a philosopher, as a woman,. You are amazing!!

  • @PeachiiWubs
    @PeachiiWubs 5 років тому +2347

    A girl is quiet : hell is about to freeze over for a lucky guy
    A guy is quiet: I wonder what I'd look like if I could go super Saiyan.

    • @aleon117
      @aleon117 5 років тому +154

      Bruh if this ain’t the truth lmao. Sometimes I be quiet looking at the sky like “damn would be sick if I could fly”

    • @xostler
      @xostler 5 років тому +62

      “Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

    • @AfroGaz71
      @AfroGaz71 5 років тому +19

      @empbac I guess you prefer to think like a chick.

    • @shiknara
      @shiknara 5 років тому +18

      @empbac you sound lonely...

    • @joeydonnelly7082
      @joeydonnelly7082 5 років тому +18

      empbac FYI the guy who became blue and had a tail in avatar ended fucking the hot as princess and could walk again

  • @surajshaw9703
    @surajshaw9703 4 роки тому +1501

    Women: What are you thinking about?
    Men: Why do they call it building, when it is already built...

    • @leapbeforeyoulook201
      @leapbeforeyoulook201 4 роки тому +45

      Internet historian wants to know your location.

    • @Puss1man
      @Puss1man 4 роки тому +3

      @@leapbeforeyoulook201 YES! just watched that vid

    • @Dk-ie4te
      @Dk-ie4te 4 роки тому +7

      It's big brain time.

    • @MRBlack01234
      @MRBlack01234 4 роки тому +8

      I should ask this question to my grammar teacher.😂

    • @cumykaze2435
      @cumykaze2435 4 роки тому +8

      Because the suffix *ing* is added to verbs to make noun forms so building is a noun form of a thing that exists as the result of the act of those who built it

  • @brettfelter9912
    @brettfelter9912 3 роки тому +2366

    If a woman asks a man what's wrong and he says "nothing" then it's usually nothing, but if a man asks a woman what's wrong and she says "nothing" then you're in deep shit.

    • @unorthodoxweldingtrades2336
      @unorthodoxweldingtrades2336 2 роки тому +22

      They do this when something is wrong , or her needs aren’t being met , or most likely she doesn’t feel important to you. You’re in deep shit because in her mind if you really care and are paying attention then you should already know. This is partially true. No you are not a mind reader, but you don’t have to be , stop and think. You will likely come up with one or two things that might be the problem, call her on the most likely one in a caring way. Even if you’re wrong it will show you care and will usually disarm her, then she’ll likely tell you what’s up. Then you can hopefully have a calm discussion about it when she’s ready. Did you fuck up ? Be honest, own it apologize and amend it. Just don’t self deprecate or appeal to her sympathy, they hate that ! However there are times when you aren’t wrong where she wants you to fight back and assert yourself to show you are still able to lead . That’s a shit test and requires the appropriate response. Most of the time you want to demonstrate strength and assertiveness, however she still wants to feel important to you. So do and say things that show that.

    • @MrTimjm009
      @MrTimjm009 2 роки тому +18

      @@unorthodoxweldingtrades2336 No , Just keep it simple . If she say nothing say "are you sure '". If she wont talk then leave it . Now it on her and she has to come to you . You have done nothing wrong ! If she wont have the respect to talk and be up front when you ask then that is a red flag . If this happens too often then you should consider breaking up as necessary .

    • @unorthodoxweldingtrades2336
      @unorthodoxweldingtrades2336 2 роки тому +13

      Do you buddy 👍 she’ll check out of that relationship mentally, or dump you altogether long before you do. Their primary language is not overt communication it’s covert. The laws of game are in effect whether you acknowledge it or not.

    • @hannahbanana6884
      @hannahbanana6884 2 роки тому +16

      I actually had the opposite experience with my husband. He would say nothing is wrong and then take out his shit on me passive aggressively to the point where I had to start figuring out what was wrong on my own and pushing him to the point of exploding to tell me what the fuck was actually wrong. Turns out there was something wrong every time. Turns out he also had a gambling problem he was hiding from me and hiding money and lying. So maybe men aren’t as simple as you guys like to portray yourselves.

    • @MrTimjm009
      @MrTimjm009 2 роки тому +12

      @@hannahbanana6884 There will always be exceptions to the overall rule but it is the overall majority which is discussed here

  • @KrappyPatty-ry6lj
    @KrappyPatty-ry6lj 3 місяці тому +14

    "Cheeseburgers....OOOOOOOO"

  • @gigaflamer
    @gigaflamer 5 років тому +3198

    She: What is he thinking about? He probably thinks about another woman.
    He: How do bald people know how far to wash their face? o.O

  • @Blackwing_Earth-2_
    @Blackwing_Earth-2_ 5 років тому +619

    1. 99.9% of the time, if he says nothing, he's literally thinking about nothing. A study was done at the University of Phoenix and they found that men specifically have the ability to think about absolutely nothing for hours on end. Women don't understand it, and they get frustrated when you give them that answer, but its true. For that 1% of the time when he is thinking about something, it's one of two things. It could be something so stupid (like wondering if he'd be able to beat the dog in a fight) that it doesn't matter. Guys like working through their issues alone, so if it is a problem he's thinking about, he's probably looking for ways to solve said problem, which no one else is needed for. If a guy wants you to know what he's thinking, he'll just tell you. If he doesn't want you to know, bugging him about it won't get him to tell you.
    2. Guys relate through similar interests, not similar feelings. That's why most times when we're in a group, we talk about sports, cars, food, movies, music, etc. because that's what we bond over. Not remembering each others birthday and what he's thinking about. We don't talk about emotions because that's not necessary for most of our discussions. Also most guys know talking doesn't fix the problem, so we see it as impractical.
    3. Using the info above, the same tactics apply to choosing a mate. He is intrigued by women who share similar interests with him. He is not looking for someone he connects with emotionally, at least not at first. That takes time, effort, and energy that would be wasted if yall don't have anything else in common.
    I say all that to say this, don't expect men to act like women. Understand male behavior so that you can expect the right things from him.

    • @cenobitetoastcrunch8803
      @cenobitetoastcrunch8803 5 років тому +67

      Best comment. Nice work.

    • @stephenerdley397
      @stephenerdley397 5 років тому +56

      That's because we are NOT supposed to be thinking so much. People literally think too much. You can make yourself crazy, talking to yourself all day.

    • @SubjectAccess
      @SubjectAccess 5 років тому +16

      Damn that comment was lit

    • @ChristianJPronk
      @ChristianJPronk 5 років тому +1

      I'm in the minority and it kills me sometimes lmao. Only works when i'm listening to music, so that's what i'm doing 24/7

    • @gideonjones8088
      @gideonjones8088 5 років тому +19

      I rarely think about nothing, but when I do it’s great. But I’m a writer, so I have regularly scheduled programming(working on developing stories) running in here almost 24/7. Listening to music is the easiest way to get my inner voice to shut up, and to make it focus.
      Otherwise I end up thinking of some extremely obscure, bizarre thing with no clue how I got there because I managed to tune out my own train of thought, rather than outright silence it. Can’t imagine living without that ability.
      It’s fun being male.

  • @nathanswann1198
    @nathanswann1198 5 років тому +2358

    Girl: "what's wrong?"
    Man: "my entire identity is reduced to my ability to be economically productive and rigid."

    • @BoostedPastime
      @BoostedPastime 5 років тому +137

      Women most effected

    • @anthonypapiccio2045
      @anthonypapiccio2045 5 років тому +54

      #metoocunt

    • @ThunderBuddy
      @ThunderBuddy 5 років тому +6

      Ah fuck

    • @FirstnameLastname-py3bc
      @FirstnameLastname-py3bc 5 років тому +11

      Wow, pretty powerful words

    • @gen-zhippie2203
      @gen-zhippie2203 5 років тому +66

      @@Hammerdak To be fair though, that's a very common conversation starter regardless of gender. It's the same as asking a college student what their major is, everyone does it.

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 10 місяців тому +3

    1:38 with men, respect is love.

  • @_Solaris
    @_Solaris 4 роки тому +1240

    Her: you're mad at me, aren't you?
    Him: no, I was just wondering why they're called "apartments" when they should be called "togetherments"

    • @davidbaird4606
      @davidbaird4606 4 роки тому +20

      why? all the apartments are split up

    • @_Solaris
      @_Solaris 4 роки тому +62

      @@davidbaird4606 Sheesh, way to kill the joke, David.

    • @dirty_hairy9040
      @dirty_hairy9040 4 роки тому +29

      Compartments?

    • @jeremyh.m.9423
      @jeremyh.m.9423 4 роки тому +5

      @@_Solaris lmao🤣🤣🤣

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 4 роки тому +1

      Live in same building but apart from each other. Separate living quarters.

  • @thewaxandgreaseremover6182
    @thewaxandgreaseremover6182 4 роки тому +2163

    Girl: What are you thinking?
    Guy: Nothing...
    Girl: Tell me
    Guy: If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress, Congress?

  • @gregoryeaston9396
    @gregoryeaston9396 5 років тому +973

    "We want to know what you're thinking." ---- No. No you don't.

  • @thesandman2356
    @thesandman2356 2 роки тому +2

    When Joe pulled out that impersonation and I started craving lemonade🤣🤣

  • @BlackOwnedDollars
    @BlackOwnedDollars 4 роки тому +926

    Her: Look at him, I bet he's thinking of other women
    Him: Why is it called toothpaste instead of teethpaste?

    • @RUSure-jm9rp
      @RUSure-jm9rp 4 роки тому +47

      Because it was invented in Arkansas.

    • @_Peremalfait
      @_Peremalfait 4 роки тому +18

      I'm calling it teethpaste from now on. I for one am brushing all my teeth, not just one.

    • @iamron993
      @iamron993 4 роки тому +8

      But how do they get the colours to stay apart in the tube?

    • @RUSure-jm9rp
      @RUSure-jm9rp 4 роки тому

      @Graham, King of the Britons! I like it!

    • @sokolov.legacy
      @sokolov.legacy 4 роки тому +1

      @Graham, King of the Britons! lmfao

  • @rafaelfajardojr.6423
    @rafaelfajardojr.6423 4 роки тому +279

    Her: probably thinking about another girl
    Him: if Sting retired...would he be Stung?

  • @alexhb12333
    @alexhb12333 3 роки тому +1817

    Her: "What are you thinking about?"
    Him: Nothing...
    Actually Him: If I clean a vacuum cleaner, do I *become* the vacuum cleaner?

  • @locobob
    @locobob 2 роки тому +27

    The issue with the “what’s wrong?” Question is that men are can be battling very intense emotions of insecurity, regret, inadequacy, etc. Some of the things that swirl through our minds, you may honestly not want to know. The worst thing about it is that it’s difficult for an S.O. to walk away from that without a changed view of that man- usually for the worse. Thing is, while women say they want us to open up and be emotional, they really don’t. We immediately lose our sex appeal, and they lose respect for us.

    • @ifwecouldvote
      @ifwecouldvote 27 днів тому +1

      Dont think like that bro. I've told my girl all my insecurities and she can't get enough of me. If you are a true and honest person to everyone you meet, youe life will be much easier. Nothing to hide. And you'll attract the right people and repel the wrong ones.

  • @TeamForehead
    @TeamForehead 4 роки тому +4179

    Her: I wonder what he’s thinking about.
    Him: When you wear socks inside-out, everything in the universe is wearing the sock except for you.

    • @youtubebklhai6726
      @youtubebklhai6726 4 роки тому +140

      No matter how many funny comments are there in this video. Yours is always going to be the funniest.

    • @deekshadoc5617
      @deekshadoc5617 4 роки тому +42

      Ohh my god. I love it.... I'm gonna laugh my entire life just thinking about this.

    • @Carolina-rd3gh
      @Carolina-rd3gh 3 роки тому +6

      I’ve thought about this before omg ahahhaa

    • @annabethdiana5857
      @annabethdiana5857 3 роки тому +41

      That's straight philosophy

    • @azukamojume2718
      @azukamojume2718 3 роки тому +9

      Deep.

  • @missiontobeaman3111
    @missiontobeaman3111 4 роки тому +281

    *Women be out here tryin to constantly read your mind like they’re professor X. Sometimes we’re thinkin about nothing.*

    • @sentinel2569
      @sentinel2569 4 роки тому +14

      I went for some casual drinks with a girl I worked with one night. I had met her at her place and we had chatted for a while before we headed out. As we were walking down the street there was a silence, and I thought I should talk for the sake of it but really had nothing to say. So I thought I'd just chill and enjoy the moment. 2 seconds later - bam! "what are you thinking?" NOTHING GODAMMIT

    • @onepunchbud1472
      @onepunchbud1472 4 роки тому +14

      @@sentinel2569 the cause for that is actually sad - they are so insecure that they always have to check that they are still in the center of your attention.
      It's not curiosity, rather the fear their chosen man will leave them and gets another woman.
      And this is super annoying over time.

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 4 роки тому +7

      Most of time men think about shit that's not important so we dont really want to tell women about it. Now women has nothing important usually and they just yap about it without our consent lmao

    • @mathewpryor82
      @mathewpryor82 3 роки тому

      Yep 👍

  • @zingqo4742
    @zingqo4742 2 роки тому +982

    1:12 My disappointment of Joe not saying “cheeseburgers” followed by a comically timed “uhhhhh” has led me to a depression so deep I didn’t know it was possible

  • @user-uh5tb9er4o
    @user-uh5tb9er4o Рік тому

    Joe handled this conversation with a lot of class and gentleness i appreciate that can see that hed be a good girl dad :)

  • @lovesthebass
    @lovesthebass 5 років тому +472

    Joe: "What do men not understand about women." Me: **looks at the timer on the video, 5 minutes left** "That's not getting answered."

    • @DGMUSICisGOOD
      @DGMUSICisGOOD 5 років тому +1

      perfect explanation of men rright here

    • @DGMUSICisGOOD
      @DGMUSICisGOOD 5 років тому +4

      @@SirRicheybee you misunderstand the joke

    • @Theutus2
      @Theutus2 5 років тому +2

      @@SirRicheybee interesting, I took it as, woman are so circular when explaining or telling a story that we're never going to get to the answer.

    • @michaelharder9737
      @michaelharder9737 5 років тому

      @@Theutus2 It could go either way, really.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 років тому

      Not much.

  • @steveg2277
    @steveg2277 5 років тому +1561

    So many words, and not one thing was said.

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 5 років тому +70

      Steve G most underrated comment on here...

    • @iamtechnicallyasandwich566
      @iamtechnicallyasandwich566 5 років тому +47

      just like a relationship

    • @JivanNavij
      @JivanNavij 5 років тому +38

      Uhhh... Sympathy and communication is important?

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 5 років тому +32

      @@JivanNavij she was searching for something to say there just to pacify Joe in to believing she doesn't want to control her man there if it wasn't plain to see :p

    • @blacksinatra2715
      @blacksinatra2715 5 років тому +1

      I love you 😂😂

  • @frilink
    @frilink 5 років тому +1936

    Girl: What are you thinking?
    Guy: Why does all the 'E's in Mercedes are pronounce differently

    • @oblivionguard7727
      @oblivionguard7727 5 років тому +157

      Because the english language is retarded.

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 років тому +88

      Bing bong mercedes is a spanish name and its a German company tho.

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 5 років тому +5

      Ffs dude

    • @Pedozzi
      @Pedozzi 5 років тому +20

      Only in your stupid fucking language

    • @user-fz3ip3ke8p
      @user-fz3ip3ke8p 5 років тому +3

      @@thelastmemphian you mean a latin word u lil b*tch?

  • @jorgeboubion2896
    @jorgeboubion2896 2 роки тому

    Great convo. Different image I had if her. 👍👍👍

  • @chandlersweaney2114
    @chandlersweaney2114 4 роки тому +770

    This comment section is by far the funniest shit i've seen lol

  • @jomesias
    @jomesias 4 роки тому +175

    So when you ask a girl “What’s wrong?” She tells you directly and how to fix it! NO DRAMA
    Yeah, right!

    • @Blit-X-TVLive
      @Blit-X-TVLive 4 роки тому +4

      Said no female ever...

    • @skinnysnorlax1876
      @skinnysnorlax1876 4 роки тому +18

      I think Camille Paglia explains it best. Out ancient ancestors lived in very segregated worlds. Men tended to have long periods of hunting, where they needed problem solving, and long periods of silence. Before and after those periods, they often spoke to each other in a way to assert dominance, sharpen wits, etc. Banter.
      Women by contrast stayed behind, in more vocal groups, with kids. Finding interpersonal solutions to problems, and helping children better get in touch with their thoughts and feelings.
      Generally speaking, men try to sharpen each other, women sharpen communication/information. Both are attempts at rising on the social ladder. Couples often get into trouble when they don't give enough credit to these differences

    • @OachlFani
      @OachlFani 4 роки тому +4

      @@skinnysnorlax1876 SkinnySnorlax no idea if that background is scientifically true but your thesis with the credits hits hard man. if both sides suck at giving credit to another, everything is fucked. that's why you gotta know what you're looking for. but then again in this case, taste comes with experience or hella luck.

  • @Ryan-xh7pe
    @Ryan-xh7pe 3 роки тому +744

    Her: What are you thinking?
    Him while running: If I don’t get to that tree before that car I’m gonna die

  • @neshima.online
    @neshima.online 2 роки тому +4

    This escalated pretty fast… I truly believed she was interested in her partners thoughts… but all she wanted to know that there is no other woman around
    SMH… humans are done

  • @Isthatthegrimreaper170
    @Isthatthegrimreaper170 4 роки тому +1995

    Women are just perplexed by mens ability to savor moments of peace and tranquility

    • @solooverland3666
      @solooverland3666 4 роки тому +215

      Of course, it signals them that men are self-sufficient. Translation “you’re not needed for me to be entirely happy, relaxed, and fulfilled on my own, by myself”. Triggers women’s insecurity, and they absolutely hate (men for) that!

    • @kfreedom470
      @kfreedom470 4 роки тому +20

      bingo

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan 4 роки тому +61

      Because women can't sit still for longer than 5 minutes at a time

    • @CatfishBradley
      @CatfishBradley 4 роки тому +148

      Women are also perplexed by men's ability to condense content and give meaningful responses. Most women will say we don't communicate, but the truth is women typically give very "context driven" responses, a "how was your day?" requires a full character arc, with supporting characters, good guys, bad guys, existential crisis, etc... and typically if you ask them to get to the point, or to be blunt with you, they genuinely don't know how, because that's just not how their brain works and communicates. For that very reason, our shorter, more "bottom-line" style of communicating is perceived as secretive, frustrated, or uninterested.

    • @岩の下駅
      @岩の下駅 4 роки тому +21

      *LeTs gO To bRuNcH sUnDaY mOrNinG*

  • @pablolloyd1450
    @pablolloyd1450 4 роки тому +74

    "Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid." Genius. I don't think I've ever related to a quote as much as that one. Damn. Joe's a modern sage.

  • @MHTwigg
    @MHTwigg 5 років тому +1392

    Did she just say women are "balanced..."

    • @rickr.5836
      @rickr.5836 5 років тому +10

      nah she said -"imbalanced like ours."

    • @LuluTheCorgi
      @LuluTheCorgi 5 років тому +43

      @@rickr.5836 in balance
      Imbalance would make no sense with the context given

    • @rickr.5836
      @rickr.5836 5 років тому +10

      @@LuluTheCorgi Damn, she really did say in balance instead of inbalance. my b

    • @HeedfulGibbon
      @HeedfulGibbon 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 років тому +60

      you guys are fucking terrible at noticing dry humour god damn

  • @theyeastwiththeleast4718
    @theyeastwiththeleast4718 2 роки тому

    This is nice, just an honest convo between 2 people

  • @DanielEarl
    @DanielEarl 4 роки тому +665

    "their hormones aren't balanced like ours"
    This woman's sarcasm game is on another level 😂

  • @lightningmchick8948
    @lightningmchick8948 4 роки тому +100

    Most of the time, when a girl asks "what's going through your head" and the guy says "nothing", it's most likely nothing

    • @thrilla72
      @thrilla72 4 роки тому +1

      @I_360_No_scoped_JFK no, if you feel she'll slap you...LEAVE HER!!!

  • @thatsleepytitan769
    @thatsleepytitan769 5 років тому +1715

    Nobody:
    Joe Rogan: “That’s intense”

    • @Wildjesta
      @Wildjesta 5 років тому +21

      Joe "that's intense" Rogen.

    • @mattshart
      @mattshart 5 років тому +31

      Me: I like having sex when camping.
      Joe Rogan: That's intense.

    • @vigilantslacker6039
      @vigilantslacker6039 5 років тому +3

      Matthew Hart it’s entirely possible

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 5 років тому

      If nobody is saying nothing that means everyone is saying something. Stop posting this, it doesn't make sense.

    • @dudeimdudely7477
      @dudeimdudely7477 5 років тому +3

      @@mattshart no that's in tents

  • @SixFour0391
    @SixFour0391 29 днів тому +1

    Uncertainty is something that can usually be managed and appreciated by a man, about a woman. But in reverse, it subconsciously threatens the woman on many different levels, and she no longer wants to stay attached to that man. It's why men usually get blasted when they express doubt. In simple terms, it's unattractive for a man to show doubt!

  • @JSchaffer214
    @JSchaffer214 4 роки тому +231

    Her: "What's on your mind?"
    Him: "Why do they call it 'taking a dump' and not 'leaving a dump'. You're not really taking it anywhere."

    • @Johnny1672._
      @Johnny1672._ 4 роки тому +3

      Your taking your dump to the toilet

    • @ThisIsMTH
      @ThisIsMTH 4 роки тому

      We don’t say that; that’s an American thing. And it’s incorrect.

    • @hamburgerhelper22
      @hamburgerhelper22 4 роки тому

      @@ThisIsMTH Why are'nt led, and lead spelled the same?

    • @ni007ck4
      @ni007ck4 3 роки тому

      Lol !

    • @Saral_Lekhi
      @Saral_Lekhi 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @nicholas8380
    @nicholas8380 5 років тому +594

    When man is silent, he is dabbling in philosophy

    • @jenko58
      @jenko58 5 років тому +32

      or dead

    • @iphoneusdsd
      @iphoneusdsd 5 років тому +65

      Or dabbling with his balls

    • @route77productions
      @route77productions 5 років тому +7

      We ask the real questions.

    • @ottogofast3882
      @ottogofast3882 5 років тому +3

      Except those guys that are only capable of locker room talk or banter

    • @comatoast5610
      @comatoast5610 5 років тому

      This goes without saying. 'What's a man anyhow, if not alone collecting facts.' Ben Howard - Murmurations ua-cam.com/video/Ge8fE82XsDg/v-deo.html

  • @MaskHysteria
    @MaskHysteria 5 років тому +948

    "We like to be told what you're thinking..."
    Yes, up until the moment a man is stupid enough to trust that statement.

    • @retheisen
      @retheisen 5 років тому +89

      Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    • @KenjaTimu
      @KenjaTimu 5 років тому +53

      Would you walk across a rickety old bridge without at least testing it? They're testing for weakness.

    • @2013branth
      @2013branth 5 років тому +165

      My girlfriend asked me that once. I proceeded to talk her ears off about the finer mechanics of keyboards and the tactile sensation of mechanical and capacitive switches, and the impact certain materials can have. She has never asked me that question ever since. I still have a few topics in reserve should the need ever arise.

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 5 років тому +41

      @@2013branth
      Yeah, that's probably better than
      "I was wondering how many guys you had to shag to develop those skills..."

    • @lucasgill7819
      @lucasgill7819 5 років тому +11

      @@2013branth that's actually a clever thing to do

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ 2 роки тому +3

    ''I have to reach that lamp post before the car or im dying''