Bizarre Tirade - "I Have Honour ... Integrity" - GY57UTK

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  • @petetube99
    @petetube99 2 роки тому +1285

    I'm ex military and I was in a unit with this man. He was the battalion's hairdresser.

  • @thelaurels13
    @thelaurels13 2 роки тому +1207

    “I’m ex military” and then proceeds to mount the kerb and then almost runs over a pedestrian.
    I don’t care if you’re the Queen’s left arse cheek, you’re breaking the law dude! He seems unhinged to me.

    • @daniellacko6620
      @daniellacko6620 2 роки тому +33

      *he lost his mind in mIlITARy*

    • @RetroMasters1977
      @RetroMasters1977 2 роки тому +6

      very right said

    • @muckle8
      @muckle8 2 роки тому +12

      PTSD sufferer def I’d say

    • @folkme3042
      @folkme3042 2 роки тому

      @@muckle8 Quite possible! Or just an arsehole.

    • @monkeyfunk8371
      @monkeyfunk8371 2 роки тому +51

      @@muckle8 If being politely challenged about using his phone sparks an episode of PTSD i would suggest driving isnt something he should be allowed to do.

  • @Return_oftheMac
    @Return_oftheMac 2 роки тому +796

    That is not someone having a bad day, that is someone in dire need of medical / therapeutical help.

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 2 роки тому +12

      He's beyond that

    • @powernab8457
      @powernab8457 2 роки тому

      I think Robin Williams said it best in 'Good Morning Vietnam,' for Mr. Honour & Integrity "you know you are more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history" ua-cam.com/video/VB1JlHWvRxc/v-deo.html

    • @bert454
      @bert454 2 роки тому +7

      Yip. He's way beyond any professional help!!

    • @wildforesthome6563
      @wildforesthome6563 2 роки тому +44

      Self righteousness, entitlement and massive egos are not mental health issues. The best medicine here is a day in court and a big fine

    • @johnbowmer5698
      @johnbowmer5698 2 роки тому +42

      He seems incensed to have been caught out. It challenges his view of himself as an inately virtuous person. This in turn suggests a world view were virtue comes through belonging to a favoured group, rather than through merit or actions. It's a form of snobbery and is very unattractive. I don't think he's used to being challenged...

  • @markquelch9614
    @markquelch9614 2 роки тому +194

    This guy is Comedy Gold. He could be a Harry Enfield character. His catch phrase could be "hounor and integrity"

  • @perrins57
    @perrins57 2 роки тому +73

    I'm so glad he made things clear for us in the greater picture of humanity.

    • @justahumanbeing.709
      @justahumanbeing.709 Рік тому +5

      LOL that was the best bit 'in the bigger picture..................of Humanity!!!'

  • @Larry
    @Larry 2 роки тому +747

    People who have to inform you of their values never actually have them.
    Actions speak louder than words.

    • @isyt1
      @isyt1 2 роки тому +14

      Was probably in the TA’s one Sunday a month when he was 16

    • @BeasleyStreet
      @BeasleyStreet 2 роки тому +10

      @@isyt1 Tossers Anonymous!

    • @burnzy3210
      @burnzy3210 2 роки тому

      ello you, guru larry here! what five things have you put on your bum today? 🤣

    • @gilbertpillbrow6978
      @gilbertpillbrow6978 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah but he does

    • @xeno087
      @xeno087 2 роки тому +1

      Very well put 👌

  • @simongray2533
    @simongray2533 2 роки тому +1103

    I'm ex military myself and I have to say that I can't stand people who try to use their (alleged) service to receive special treatment or excuse their bad behavior. What a knob!

    • @SKBKER
      @SKBKER 2 роки тому +35

      he's posh . they're all the same

    • @simongray2533
      @simongray2533 2 роки тому +24

      @@SKBKER I don't care about their social background it pisses me off no matter who does it! 🤣

    • @jonathanwalker8730
      @jonathanwalker8730 2 роки тому +38

      Never served myself but I spent the whole of my teens in the army cadets. He doesn't seem military to me. Also isn't it funny how they're always 'special forces'? Never a cook or a carpenter or an electrician, or even a regular infantryman.

    • @ianbarnes1065
      @ianbarnes1065 2 роки тому +17

      Being ex military you would think he would have more sense

    • @bhughes1986
      @bhughes1986 2 роки тому +29

      If he was ex-SF he wouldn’t be driving round in a 2007 VW.

  • @petersmithm9
    @petersmithm9 2 роки тому +494

    As ex military myself all I can say is "Well done". Obviously he was a Rupert who shouldn't be allowed out by himself.

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin 2 роки тому

      No he’s a fucking Rupert!

    • @125brat
      @125brat 2 роки тому +26

      Definitely a Wupert!

    • @MrBobchat
      @MrBobchat 2 роки тому +19

      He sure seemed like officer material

    • @colinpryor4290
      @colinpryor4290 2 роки тому +26

      Can confirm that too many historical British military families have the same weak-jawed, delusional and 'out-of-touch with reality' children that "just have to follow in daddy's footsteps" instead of doing what they really want to do, which is hairdressing. Still at least when they inevitably fail and have to leave in disgrace it leaves the door open for us common grunts to make an impression.

    • @bhughes1986
      @bhughes1986 2 роки тому +14

      If he was ex-SF he wouldn’t be driving round in a 2007 VW.

  • @rjowen
    @rjowen 2 роки тому +109

    I'm also ex military and I can embarrassingly say this guy executed the textbook "I'm ex military" technique perfectly.

    • @rumpraisin
      @rumpraisin Рік тому +5

      "I'm ex-military and I give up". No war was ever won with that menatality!

    • @dazdeluxe6672
      @dazdeluxe6672 9 місяців тому +3

      @@rumpraisin without orders, its just an empty vessel

  • @videogalore
    @videogalore Рік тому +21

    That's an insane reaction, genuinely worrying that he was quite so close to boiling point whilst driving in a busy area.

  • @ibs5080
    @ibs5080 2 роки тому +572

    Good grief almighty. What a weirdo. He is practically like something out of a Monty Python sketch. Is he perhaps suffering from PTSD? Either way, I think this man needs professional help. And his driving, if it wasn't so incredibly dangerous was almost comical. Facing looking back towards you whilst launching into that weird dailog and driving forwards mounting the kerb.

    • @zaink7037
      @zaink7037 2 роки тому +23

      PTSD sounds like a sensible assumption especially him mentioning about being ex military. I do feel sorry for him. Something about his retaliation feels like he's experience past trauma / experience

    • @ibs5080
      @ibs5080 2 роки тому +19

      @@zaink7037 Joking aside, yes I do feel rather sorry for him and I genuinely do hope he gets proper professional help.

    • @24Roxyx
      @24Roxyx 2 роки тому +17

      He needs to get on the Big Brother show ASAP. Perfect candidate/contestant.

    • @wildforesthome6563
      @wildforesthome6563 2 роки тому +50

      I suffer from complex PTSD, this is not a typical reaction from someone with this disorder although it can manifest differently from person to person. This behavior is more typical of a self righteous individual who feels they are above the law because of misplaced viewed self importance

    • @martinryder6910
      @martinryder6910 2 роки тому +1

      lol, Monty Python Upper-class twit of the year winner

  • @richardhammer187
    @richardhammer187 2 роки тому +148

    This is by far and away the funniest guy you've ever pulled, brilliantly hilarious 😂 It's what'd happen if James Blunt was on some sort of strong psychotropic drug...

    • @deannelson1388
      @deannelson1388 10 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @misstrekfreak
      @misstrekfreak 7 місяців тому +1

      James Blunt would have been a lot funnier though 😂😂😂 not if had sung anything though 😢

  • @richardpaquette8429
    @richardpaquette8429 2 роки тому +280

    That was funny. 🤣What a laugh. Driving looking at Mikey and hitting the curb. Honour and Integrity had me spitting up my coffee. 👍 Mikey

    • @jdb47games
      @jdb47games 2 роки тому +8

      *kerb

    • @lemonyogurt0
      @lemonyogurt0 2 роки тому

      Dink lol 😂

    • @Phil-Sands
      @Phil-Sands 2 роки тому +2

      He should curb his habit of hitting the kerb!

    • @richardpaquette8429
      @richardpaquette8429 2 роки тому +4

      @@Phil-Sands Curb in Canada. So sorry. 🤣

    • @richardpaquette8429
      @richardpaquette8429 2 роки тому

      @@jdb47games You're right! It is after all a raised concrete edge. You'd have to be daft to say kerb here in Canada. I wasn't thinking, sorry if I caused you any confusion. 🤣

  • @rumpraisin
    @rumpraisin Рік тому +21

    "I'm ex-military and I give up". No war was ever won with that menatality!

  • @easyhander
    @easyhander 2 роки тому +39

    I’ve watched this about 10 times. This has to be the most entertaining one.

  • @kidkarbon4775
    @kidkarbon4775 2 роки тому +128

    That was an incredibly bizarre encounter. Driving up the pavement and acceleration towards pedestrians clearly shows he lacks understanding of the dangers irresponsible drivers present, combined with phone use he clearly is in no fit state to be in control of a vehicle.
    Thank you for your continued efforts and advocacy Mikey

    • @benm5345
      @benm5345 2 роки тому +12

      We thank him for his service. (Mikey, not the driver guy). A very bizarre display from the driver

  • @lolgrant
    @lolgrant 2 роки тому +122

    He sounded more under the influence of alcohol or drugs the longer the rant went on. The entitlement of that guy back-pocketing with his military service and his family’s’ too (which I am guessing was wildly exaggerated as people who have seriously put their lives on the line would almost never use it as a pretext for defending their own other bad behaviours) was disgusting. He clearly was driving WDCAA and also as he kerbs the vehicle twice and then nearly hit a pedestrian was dangerous driving too.
    Top work once again Mikey

    • @CookingAroundTheWorld
      @CookingAroundTheWorld 2 роки тому +9

      He definitely sounded drunk to me and by his erratic driving.

    • @00100000station
      @00100000station Рік тому +5

      yes I believe it is called cocaine

    • @thisismarcjohnson
      @thisismarcjohnson Рік тому +2

      I don't think it was alcohol or drugs, I think there's some mental issues which need addressing

    • @jonathanirons231
      @jonathanirons231 10 місяців тому

      Yup. Shitfaced.

  • @sigma_curry
    @sigma_curry 2 роки тому +74

    On the phone, then a tirade whilst hitting the curb, then accelerating wo looking and endangering a pedestrian. Geez.

  • @RaphaelDawkinsCombatRadio
    @RaphaelDawkinsCombatRadio Рік тому +20

    He's a comedian, an actor, an actress and bad driver all rolled into one.

    • @fredkemp9735
      @fredkemp9735 6 місяців тому +1

      He could do Freddie Star's act as a drive on

  • @martytdd1606
    @martytdd1606 2 роки тому +36

    That was like a comedy sketch, unbelievable reaction. 😂

    • @Haniyehhhh
      @Haniyehhhh 3 місяці тому

      Literally, what I was thinking 😂 this is the real life guy skits are made out of

  • @ibs5080
    @ibs5080 2 роки тому +70

    "I have honour and integrity... especially when I'm mounting the pavement whilst looking backwards". 😃
    Your reporters must have loved this!

    • @nigelfrancis2514
      @nigelfrancis2514 2 роки тому +2

      Ha ha , what a supercilious prat

    • @ibs5080
      @ibs5080 2 роки тому +6

      @@nigelfrancis2514 Well I'm sorry but I do try my best. Oh, you meant the driver in the video, right? :)

  • @andrewatherton316
    @andrewatherton316 2 роки тому +132

    I thought he was acting the part of an upper class, self important, over blown prat quite well. More points were deserved surely for striking the kerb - failing to control his vehicle to the standard of a competent driver.

    • @SuperYvonne48
      @SuperYvonne48 2 роки тому +1

      hopefully that will happen later after the failure to comply.

    • @selwynowen6213
      @selwynowen6213 2 роки тому

      But is he a competent person thought 🤔🤔🤔

  • @primeHeretic
    @primeHeretic 2 роки тому +104

    It will be interesting if this footage results in the actual offender being identified. We'd then have a prosecution of the dangerous driver and a prosecution of the owner for failing to identify the driver.
    Honestly though, this dude came across as a right pillock.

    • @SuperMango1978
      @SuperMango1978 2 роки тому +1

      hi looks very familiar. reminds me of the a youtube channel where they have a priest that does meme reviews and that priest has a brother in the military but seriosly he really could be his brother its uncanny. the channel is called jolly i think, proper wholesome stuff

    • @wintersun398
      @wintersun398 2 роки тому +2

      If the registered keeper of the car has a photo ID driving licence/passport, wouldn’t it be a simple case for the police to check if the stored photo matched person in the video? Or is there more to it? Is a freeze frame at 2:23 is pretty much similar to a ID photo?
      I suppose if it was a friend of the registered keeper, they could be driving the car under 3rd party insurance?

    • @FFVoyager
      @FFVoyager 2 роки тому +10

      @@wintersun398 it was a car he was very familiar with, he's got the roof down and, while hardly looking at them, hit the two window buttons so he could rant better at Mike.

    • @wintersun398
      @wintersun398 2 роки тому +2

      @@FFVoyager good observations

    • @zaink7037
      @zaink7037 2 роки тому +5

      If he is the registered keeper and didn't identify himself according to the letter the met sent him he'll get a hefty 6 points and around £660 fine or abouts.

  • @angelachicken4141
    @angelachicken4141 2 роки тому +17

    The more of your films I watch, the clearer I become about the decline of a sense of our country. People just spin the truth as they wish in order to achieve their goals. Much as our leaders in politics do. It's very sad to see so many people who not only cheat, but continue to pretend they are in the right.

  • @Cloud7Strife
    @Cloud7Strife 2 роки тому +8

    This guy should be the front runner for an Alan Partridge remake. He's gold. So funny.

  • @archivist17
    @archivist17 2 роки тому +64

    I hope this does go to court, and you are able to attend. It would be hilarious for him to stand there and deny knowledge of who was driving the car, especially if the video of him clearly leaning out of his open topped car is available to the court. 😆

    • @gingerjessy
      @gingerjessy Рік тому +6

      He has a stunt double from his military days. I could tell you who it is but then I'd have to kill myself.

  • @cactusbase3088
    @cactusbase3088 2 роки тому +72

    Anyone who has that level of arrogance, lack of self control, abysmal awareness and driving skills is no way ex military. And no way should they be allowed to keep a driving license. Their attitude could easily lead to a fatality or serious accident on the road. Get him off the roads!

    • @SuperYvonne48
      @SuperYvonne48 2 роки тому +13

      I've met plenty of ex military just like that but they tend to be the 'officer class'.

    • @bhughes1986
      @bhughes1986 2 роки тому +5

      If he was ex-SF he wouldn’t be driving round in a 2007 VW.

    • @philleggitt3005
      @philleggitt3005 2 роки тому

      If he is military he lacks disipline...

    • @richardhammer187
      @richardhammer187 2 роки тому +4

      @@bhughes1986 many people in London couldn't care less about their cars, they park them on the street, outside their multimillion pound houses...never judge people by their cars...

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo 2 роки тому +3

      To be fair this guy has pompus commisioned officer written all over him.

  • @mrstanhope1516
    @mrstanhope1516 2 роки тому +38

    That's an oscar winning performance right there. Him and the olympic cyclist could form a good double act.

  • @essdee2397
    @essdee2397 2 роки тому +8

    Honour, integrity… and several screws loose.

  • @paulhibbert
    @paulhibbert 9 місяців тому +6

    "I've made my point enough... in the biggest possible picture... of humanity... what we were prepared to do... to die or live for others and ourselves." That needs printing on a T-Shirt.

  • @COL-1
    @COL-1 2 роки тому +35

    The way he was talking made me think alcohol might have played a part here, especially when he forgot he was moving and mounted the kerb.

    • @babaganoush6106
      @babaganoush6106 2 роки тому +8

      It seemed quite an excessive weird reaction as though substances had been involved.

    • @isyt1
      @isyt1 2 роки тому +1

      Alcohol and anti-depressants for PTSD would be my guess

    • @BeasleyStreet
      @BeasleyStreet 2 роки тому

      Funny you should mention that, what struck me was more than likely not long since his last spliff...

    • @notorio526
      @notorio526 2 роки тому +3

      @@BeasleyStreet Guys like that don't smoke weed. White powders...

  • @swedneck
    @swedneck 2 роки тому +50

    I love how obvious people make it that they *KNOW* they've done something wrong, a person who doesn't think they did something wrong wouldn't shout about how righteous and flawless they are!

  • @thecuttingsark5094
    @thecuttingsark5094 2 роки тому +140

    As soon as I heard him say he had honour and integrity in a posh voice I new he had been through Sandhurst Royal Military Academy. They are 2 of the core values to become an Officer and I can assure you that not all ex serviceman have them. My gut reaction is that he’s a ‘bull sh&£#er’ but you never know. The fact he got so defensive tells me he believes himself superior.

    • @cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059
      @cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059 2 роки тому +4

      "honour and integrity" .... ain't they a couple of Ladies Of The Night?

    • @thecuttingsark5094
      @thecuttingsark5094 2 роки тому +3

      @@50sense50 😂😂 Unfortunately, they let them through.

    • @tony14052
      @tony14052 2 роки тому +5

      Probably ex TA.

    • @johnnunn8688
      @johnnunn8688 2 роки тому +2

      @@tony14052 😂🤣

    • @thesepretzels
      @thesepretzels 2 роки тому

      I’ve encountered this crazy loser before. I think he’s probably always this butthurt. I’ve seen him yelling at staff in a coffeeshop. What a dumb pos

  • @Mrsusan1000
    @Mrsusan1000 8 місяців тому +4

    The guy in the convertible needs his own tv programme

  • @gregprouse1173
    @gregprouse1173 2 роки тому +3

    He is flapping his short arms around like a little puppet from the muppet show. What a funny little man. This one you couldn't make up :)

  • @vetworker
    @vetworker 2 роки тому +26

    What a very odd man. I couldn’t work out what he was on about half the time. I couldn’t care if he was the king of England. You really shouldn’t have to keep making these videos but glad you do to highlight this huge problem.

  • @hannekevanderlucht5456
    @hannekevanderlucht5456 2 роки тому +37

    This has to be the most amusing so far.
    Kind of scary though, he seems very self centered.

    • @philipvjones397
      @philipvjones397 2 роки тому

      hard to pick a best one as there have been a fair few classics - about the only positive of having so many idiots on t he roads these days.

  • @johnhiggins779
    @johnhiggins779 2 роки тому +30

    " I have nothing more to say to you" Then his rant began.🤣🤣😂 Lets hope we are not depending on this type of ex member of the special forces to defend us from tyranny. can't stop laughing at this silly fool. Great work Mikey, you have done more for your country than this rude specimen of humanity has ever done.

    • @alanjeffrey4184
      @alanjeffrey4184 2 роки тому +1

      Yes lol from what the comments say special forces hair dresser. What a tool.

  • @jamesnewbould2469
    @jamesnewbould2469 2 роки тому +3

    Hit the curb, mounted pavement, sped towards a pedestrian. I did wonder if he was going to stop his vehicle or hit the car in front at the first part of the video.
    I do find it strange the police need the cars owner to nominate who was driving. Surely they can ID him from this video

  • @captainhowdy9845
    @captainhowdy9845 Рік тому +3

    Always heartwarming to watch a man 'willing to die for others' by driving his car up the pavement without looking where he's going.

  • @NicoSteinacker
    @NicoSteinacker 2 роки тому +124

    Worst part was him driving while looking back at you. It is amazing how stupid some people can be.

    • @hanspz5505
      @hanspz5505 2 роки тому +11

      Every part of his driving in this was seriously shocking

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому +3

      Driving while looking behind him, mounting the kerb, then defiantly asking Mikey what he's done wrong.

    • @stuart23969
      @stuart23969 Рік тому +1

      The whole thing was so surreal 😂 it was like mikey paid him to do it for the reporters, seriously though that man was hilarious

  • @rueben22
    @rueben22 2 роки тому +150

    You’re the one helping other people mikey, the one saving lives. Great work.

  • @philhowlettful
    @philhowlettful 2 роки тому +60

    I don't think I've commented on a UA-cam video before, but this video had me in stitches. Not sure why but this really tickled me. Well done Mikey 😂

  • @stuart23969
    @stuart23969 Рік тому +3

    Most of that rant wasnt even in context, it was brilliant.

  • @GOVN42
    @GOVN42 2 роки тому +12

    When two freaks collide

  • @neilsonwheels
    @neilsonwheels 2 роки тому +43

    That guy is an absolute pompous prat. Hope he gets prosecuted. Well done keep up the good work

  • @sassyboofle6983
    @sassyboofle6983 2 роки тому +26

    Um I don’t think honour and integrity have the same meaning to him as maybe some others . 🤔👍

    • @PedroConejo1939
      @PedroConejo1939 2 роки тому +1

      He has honour and integrity but no dictionary.

  • @ThomasMTube
    @ThomasMTube 2 роки тому +24

    What a bizarre and peculiar gentleman

    • @PopularesVox
      @PopularesVox 2 роки тому +1

      Sounded like he went to the same school as John Bercow.

  • @timhamlin3269
    @timhamlin3269 2 роки тому +3

    I think that has to be one of your best clips.
    What a very peculiar chap!! Instantly undermining his own indefensible defence . Brilliant!!

  • @bespokefencing
    @bespokefencing Рік тому +2

    Sandhurst's finest!
    Driving forwards while looking over his shoulder and crashing into the kerb! What a tool!
    These people are full of their own self importance.
    They have nobody to order around anymore, so jump at the chance whenever they feel threatened!
    Well done Mikey!👍

  • @marychristmas4911
    @marychristmas4911 2 роки тому +13

    When someone has to tell you they have honour and integrity it means they have neither.

  • @namastezen3300
    @namastezen3300 2 роки тому +35

    I'm glad that you have attracted media attention to this issue. As big a ditship as this guy is, I am reminded of his humanity. Unfortunately, he is the best example as to the importance of Mikey's efforts. When he finally maims someone, there will be ample evidence of his sense of entitlement, lack of respect for either fellow drivers or the law. Good going, Mikey 🙏

  • @mattsequoia5483
    @mattsequoia5483 2 роки тому +18

    Is this guy in training to become a politician? They talk lots of crap about having honour and integrity too!

  • @johnmascagni4947
    @johnmascagni4947 Рік тому +2

    Oh my goodness ! this driver must be found ! He needs his own show, or at the very least , he should write comedy dialogue : the words, the intonation , the perfectly timed pauses , the passion , the hand gestures all equal natural comedy talent . A military Alan Partridge, perhaps? ‘ In the biggest possible picture ……of humanity ‘ . William Shatner- esque in parts , with the emphasis on certain words, don’t you think ? Comedy gold .
    He might benefit from a chauffeur , mind !

  • @Jojikiba
    @Jojikiba Рік тому +8

    1:35 Motorist: Hi buddy, you alright sir? [smiles]
    Mikey: I’m good thanks. How are you?
    Motorist: Yeah, good thanks.
    Mikey: Why do you think I’m filming you? Any idea?
    Motorist: I’m stationary, but I don’t know [perplexed face]
    Mikey: No idea, yeah, it’s funny how you guys don’t want to admit it. Carry on.
    Motorist: No, I’m ex-military, brother. I have honour, integrity, and my brother died [unintelligible] for a mission [face of absolute fury]
    He was special forces, I’m the youngest of three military brothers, who died for our country.
    We do things right [driving on kerb] to help other people, so watch what you DO and SAY to other people, judging them when I was following [catches imaginary cricket ball] the correct protocols of the Highway Code [little head shake], and the law.
    Do you have anything else to say? [inquiring face with hidden rage]
    Mikey: No, tell it to the magistrates.
    Motorist: Fine, what have I done wrong?
    Mikey: You tell me.
    Motorist: No, I’ve made my point enough, in the biggest possible [hands depict globe] picture of humanity [arms writhing outside car as if scrambling up a slope]. What we were prepared to do, to die, or live, for others and ourselves.
    So! I have nothing [claps] further to say to you, at all. And if you don’t get it, that’s your challenge-not problem-challenge to overcome and help other people.
    Mikey: I am helping other people by stopping phone drivers like you.
    Motorist: I give up.

    • @eddievandriver2273
      @eddievandriver2273 2 місяці тому

      thanks for posting this .
      Can u add spaces to make it even easier to read.

  • @ibs5080
    @ibs5080 2 роки тому +19

    I would have been so tempted to reply him "Don't mention the Special Forces. I did once but I think I got away with it".

    • @sugarbertie1143
      @sugarbertie1143 2 роки тому +5

      LOL! Like you I expected him to reel off one of Churchills speeches or something!! Strange fella!!

  • @FFVoyager
    @FFVoyager 2 роки тому +53

    What a bizarre fellow.
    I have a feeling that at the time he thought he wasn't doing anything wrong but his response was astonishing! My guess is that he's discovered what you've been doing and is hoping to avoid getting any points (because he's got a lot already?)

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller Рік тому +1

      He is the kind of person that thoroughly enjoys complaining about things to people but on the rare occasion the shoe is on the other foot he simply doesn't know how to react.

    • @dfpguitar
      @dfpguitar Рік тому

      I thought he wouldn't know but he must have based on his reaction, because Mikey never explained what the problem was till after the outburst.

  • @Rose.Of.Hizaki
    @Rose.Of.Hizaki 2 роки тому +42

    I would absolutely *LOVE* to see you go to court if he decides to fight it haha.
    _"Where is your Honour and Integrity now Mr. XXXX??"_
    If he fights it - you cannot *NOT* turn up - You have to go just so he can get more egg on his face!

    • @FFVoyager
      @FFVoyager 2 роки тому +2

      It would be wiser (for him) to accept whatever is coming, he'd be stupid to go to court.
      So, given his behaviour, Mikey might well be going to court! 😆

    • @msr5996
      @msr5996 2 роки тому

      the met police will not inform Mikey of the court date as he will not be called as a witness. the crime Mikey reported is separate to the one of failure to nominate, the stage does not require Mikey to be present in order to make its case against the registered keeper.

    • @msr5996
      @msr5996 2 роки тому

      ​@@FFVoyager unfortunately that won't happen, see my comment in this same thread as to why.

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +1

    Almost certainly a junior officer with ideas above his station!

  • @schmatever
    @schmatever Рік тому +6

    Well done Mikey, you are doing the right thing. That was a particularly nasty experience but you acted with great dignity and huge self-discipline. Many people would've not managed that. So you are a credit to yourself and a much needed asset keeping us all safer. Thank You!

  • @HowayTheMags
    @HowayTheMags 2 роки тому +15

    This is absolutely gold. I love that you said nothing and let him continue chatting shhhh 🤣

  • @johnythomp8995
    @johnythomp8995 2 роки тому +15

    Classic sense of entitlement exhibited by that driver. Should also be done for driving without due care

    • @damionlee7658
      @damionlee7658 2 роки тому

      I would suggest his actions were enough to consider pushing for dangerous driving.

  • @tybrady1935
    @tybrady1935 2 роки тому +42

    Lol, another classic video!!!
    Thank you Mikey for making the roads safer and for the entertaining videos!

  • @GaryvanderMerwe
    @GaryvanderMerwe Рік тому +1

    I have to admit I have used my phone in the car on occasions in the past. That chart at the beginning of the video has made me think twice about that behavior.

    • @CyclingMikey
      @CyclingMikey  Рік тому

      Thanks very much, Gary. I highly respect you for this.

  • @essexlad8151
    @essexlad8151 2 роки тому +6

    He's got to be an actor, i refuse to believe that such a human being exists.

  • @pha4614
    @pha4614 2 роки тому +5

    I think you accidentally stumbled in to a sequence being
    filmed for an episode of Alan Partridge. Loved the way
    Partridge clapped his hands and poked himself in the eye.
    Hope the producers keep it in the show!

  • @regs_j
    @regs_j 2 роки тому +12

    I thought this was a comedy sketch for a second!

    • @ibs5080
      @ibs5080 2 роки тому

      Yes me too. I began to wonder if it was a Monty Python remake.

    • @archivist17
      @archivist17 2 роки тому +3

      @@ibs5080 Upper Class Twit of the Year!

    • @ibs5080
      @ibs5080 2 роки тому +2

      @@archivist17 I literally thought this was funnier than a John Cleese sketch, especially knowing that this was for real. All we needed was for Manuel to come along and throw a cream pie in his face, right about the time of the thumbnail for this video. 😃

  • @jeffsimon9594
    @jeffsimon9594 Рік тому +1

    Decades of people failing to imitate Frank Spencer correctly and Commander Chinstrap here just nails it without even trying 💥

  • @gmacmcyeti
    @gmacmcyeti 2 роки тому +1

    I'm the special needs forces, in the biggest possible picture.😂😂😂

  • @FlorianBoyd
    @FlorianBoyd 2 роки тому +8

    That clap of hands at 2:44 was something!

    • @beeswax888
      @beeswax888 2 роки тому

      I do wish he’d said Tough Titty though instead of challenge! 😂

  • @GpoppaJohn
    @GpoppaJohn 2 роки тому +9

    He’s not angry, he’s self entitled. Served his country and thinks we should all be forever indebted to him.

    • @tangomoggynoengi8518
      @tangomoggynoengi8518 2 роки тому +4

      I know landlords that have served their country more than this guy... their bar staff do a great job too...!!! 🥴🍺🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹

    • @GpoppaJohn
      @GpoppaJohn 2 роки тому

      @@tangomoggynoengi8518 🤣👍

  • @acampbell8614
    @acampbell8614 2 роки тому +7

    This year's Upper Class Twit of the Year Award goes to....

  • @JoeyC777
    @JoeyC777 2 роки тому +1

    Is he impersonating Alan Partridge? This was HILARIOUS!

  • @moonshinepz
    @moonshinepz 2 роки тому +3

    I think there might have been some white powder involved somewhere in this scenario

  • @stretchmorgan
    @stretchmorgan 2 роки тому +6

    The public school system really turns out some proper weirdos.

  • @johnduheaume6650
    @johnduheaume6650 2 роки тому +6

    I have honour and integrity and I am prepared to die for my right to text on my phone while driving my car! What an utter prat, let's hope he's sitting at home cringing while reading these comments. Keep up the good work Mickey.

  • @jeffjones6107
    @jeffjones6107 2 роки тому +6

    Wow he needs help, got caught hold your hands up and admit guilt. Nice to see the lady making sure your ok 👍 Keep up the good work Mickey.

  • @Francoberry
    @Francoberry 2 роки тому +1

    The 'i give up!' and speeding away reminded me of a video game NPC when they're low on health and have to flee 😂

  • @kewlfonz
    @kewlfonz Рік тому +1

    The SAS are special forces!!! He certainly wasn't ex-SAS. A genuine SAS trooper wouldn't admit to being SAS whilst being filmed in such a way as to potentially wind up on youtube!!!

  • @superted6743
    @superted6743 2 роки тому +24

    Come on mikey no need to start paying actors , your videos are interesting enough , he could receive a Oscar for most dramatic tantrum, that can't be real , he scuffed his wheels 2 , painful , pity you didn't carry on , he got stuck on the red lights, you could hear him he still had plenty to say , you probably missed a classic sequel 😉

    • @CyclingMikey
      @CyclingMikey  2 роки тому +10

      Bwaaahahaha! Yeah, I probably should have gone and let him have more of a say. I was gobsmacked. At least I had the presence of mind to keep quiet and let him rant away.

    • @superted6743
      @superted6743 2 роки тому +1

      @@CyclingMikey l think it was a shame on that particular day the reporters were with you, , because otherwise you would have rode up next to him (it was a epic rant which need closure), l don't believe you get gobsmacked you've been in more stranger situations and more dangerous ones , keep going , great viewing more Importantly stay safe , you actually go beyond, turning up to court and seeing it to the end on matter what the out come is 👍,

    • @PCGamer121
      @PCGamer121 2 роки тому +1

      @@CyclingMikey Great videos Mikey, liked and subscribed, keep move videos coming and keep doing great work, shame the police don't get out and do this kind of work, and why can't the police give you a uniform and a radio and pay you a wage ? you are making the roads safer from morons like this, the kind of idiots that think all the rules of the road don't apply to them. You are a brave man.

    • @CyclingMikey
      @CyclingMikey  2 роки тому +1

      @@PCGamer121 Thanks! Actually I have a job I love, and I can't imagine being a police officer. Seems like far too much hard work that perhaps I'm not well suited for. I don't think I could handle some of the things police have to deal with, the deaths, etc.

    • @PCGamer121
      @PCGamer121 2 роки тому +2

      @@CyclingMikey Yeah I could not deal with that either, I have only discovered your channel today and I have already binged watched 20 or 30 videos, I particularly like the Gandalf corner videos, the 2 doctors arguing the toss and the women who kept you there 13 minutes crying why you should just let her past he he he, my two biggest pet hates on the road are people going the wrong side of a island because they are turning off soon and think that gives them the right and people on mobile phones. Massive respect to you Mikey, who would dare do this if the police were to do exercises like this a few times a week, the chances of getting caught would be massive, unfortunately they know they police are not going to catch them, the police must have had to take on a new officer to keep up with the videos you submit he he he.

  • @1201alarm
    @1201alarm 2 роки тому +6

    He's either taken too much, or too little, of something.

  • @simonbaxter8001
    @simonbaxter8001 2 роки тому +4

    Would have been golden if, when he mounted the curb, he had struck a lamp post! 🤣🤣

    • @eastlancsdashcam
      @eastlancsdashcam 2 роки тому

      Simon Baxter .... I'm sure many people think the same.

  • @renejean2523
    @renejean2523 2 роки тому +1

    lol That was like a comedy skit for a while when he was first ranting about his honor, integrity, and service in the special forces. I thought he was gonna start playing 'Land of Hope and Glory' in the background.

  • @sean65xjrurwin61
    @sean65xjrurwin61 2 роки тому +2

    ...and he's completely bonkers !! Love it ...

  • @beckscald3855
    @beckscald3855 2 роки тому +7

    It's so funny when people such as this guy think that his past means he can get away with everything just because he served in the military.
    What a plonker.

  • @rabbit7able792
    @rabbit7able792 2 роки тому +5

    Orders must be obeyed at all times without questions asked

  • @stevecatlow8339
    @stevecatlow8339 2 роки тому +6

    Actually laughed out loud watching that. Thanks Mikey

  • @Brian-zl6ib
    @Brian-zl6ib Рік тому +1

    Anyone who starts with "I Have Honour, Integrity", then starts on about what a magnificent military career they have, is a self entitled liar of the first order. They usually are the weakest link in the unit too as they can't take the blame for what they did and can't suck it up and get on with it. It's not standing one's ground. It's failure to see that the fight isn't worth it and more harm comes from it to you and, worse, those around you.

  • @christophersimon8339
    @christophersimon8339 Рік тому +1

    Ex military? What was he, Master florist in the 39th Kerbhitters?

  • @guyemmott4009
    @guyemmott4009 2 роки тому +4

    Excellent work Mike. This chap is up there and close to the two Doctors on an urgent appointment... 🤭😆

  • @robertdarby6553
    @robertdarby6553 2 роки тому +4

    This guy should be preserved for the nation.

  • @selwynowen6213
    @selwynowen6213 2 роки тому +23

    He said that he was special forces more like special needs

    • @kennethocongerskin9460
      @kennethocongerskin9460 2 роки тому +1

      You left a near identical comment as mine at the same time. How bizarre.

  • @Rfhuir343
    @Rfhuir343 2 роки тому +1

    This could be an Alan Partridge sketch

  • @asensibleyoungman2978
    @asensibleyoungman2978 Рік тому +1

    No matter how hard, tough and scary toffs act, they always look like pansies.

  • @GigglingEmz84
    @GigglingEmz84 2 роки тому +14

    He’s been drinking. Guaranteed.

    • @burnzy3210
      @burnzy3210 2 роки тому +3

      you know what, that actually sounds plausible given how he reacted

  • @BobGnarley.
    @BobGnarley. 2 роки тому +4

    He traveled maybe 100m whilst looking backwards. Also you can see the gears whirring he knows he's wrong he's just figuring out how to spin it.

  • @MattinLondon
    @MattinLondon 2 роки тому +4

    That was like a rant you would expect out of Will from The Inbetweeners. 🤣

  • @malcolmspillett8172
    @malcolmspillett8172 Рік тому +1

    He's ex special forces? I don't believe him. If he was a properly trained special forces operative he would have much more self control and certainly wouldn't be bragging about his bravery.

  • @ColossalDave
    @ColossalDave 2 роки тому +2

    That guy is on something. "I've made my point enough in the biggest possible picture of humanity."

    • @ColossalDave
      @ColossalDave 2 роки тому +2

      "I'm ex-military brother; I have honour, integrity. In the special forces. I'm the youngest of three military brothers. Fight for our country, to do things right and help other people. So what you do and say to other people - judging them - when I was following the correct protocols of the highway code and the law. Do you have anything else to say? What have I done wrong? I've made my point enough in the biggest possible picture of humanity. What we were prepared to do, to die or live, for others and ourselves. So, I have nothing further to say to you at all and if you don't get it that's your challenge. Not problem, challenge, to overcome and help other people. I give up."
      Any corrections let me know, it's like the navy seal copypasta

  • @rjpender70
    @rjpender70 2 роки тому +6

    Omg what a prat. Going up the kerb,driving whilst not looking........actually, he seems quite troubled...