Todd Howard Drops A NUKE! Fallout 76 Honestcon - UNSCRIPTED
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- Опубліковано 21 кві 2024
- AAA Gaming has turned into a live service scramble to the bottom. For everyone wondering how we got into this pickle, we’ve dusted off something recently unearthed in the Unscripted archives..
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Jingle Bells (Piano)
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@TheDrunkMensChoir singing the Skyrim Theme • Skyrim Theme Song - Th...
Original live performance at BE3 of Ready To Die by Andrew W.K - Ігри
"There are no modders in real life." Dude, that's a genius line
I guess money doesn't count then
@@johnswanson7916 Bethesda QA kinda sucks, I think. Fallout New Vegas game was developed by Obsidian but they uses the same Gamebyro engine as Fallout 3 (Bethesda game) while also have Bethesda handles QA and still New Vegas came out buggy and have many technical problems.
It's wrong. There are.
"You have until christmas and we launch without seatbelts" lmao
i also like the "they said two years! - i said nuh-uh!"
i imagine, this is the most common conversation between a developer and a publisher.
@@Dennzyl "We need two years to make this game" "Who cares about the game? We care about money. Do you want to wait 2 years to make money? Get it done until Christmas or I will find someone who can."
Damn,am dying,'even the glitchs will have glitches'.
@@captain1432 unfortunately, i can only say... "AMEN!"
"Did you know rock bottom has a basement?" Fuckin made me shed tears there
Jesus you're a genius
SO GOOD!!!😂😂😂
Definitely my favourite line here.
You shed tears? It was that funny to you?
@@mistermysteryman107 yeah lil bro u good?
I was rolling…. It was perfect
16 times the profit....
16 times the returns
1 time "we aren't planning on doing anything about it"
It just works?
16 times the bugs and repetitive
Which part of this was made up?
The honesty.
@@user-ef5ug6jx5n Now that's a bazinga answer.
The best thing in all of this for me is I never saw the original so I actually don't know what happened there in reality
None of.. This is real.
And rock bottom's basement has a vault.
And that’s where we find ourselves today..
Did you know rock bottom had a basement? XD These are amazing and never get old, keep em coming, you're doing the lords work.
I think we can trust Todd Howard on ES6; After all, he said Starfield is the Red Dead 2 of space.
i think you missed a comma there
@@sugandesenuds6663 Thanks bro, your reply saved the world.
Starfield is nowhere close to being a Red Dead 2 in Space.
@@TheXpertGenius83 Starfield isn't even starfield in space.
@@JunkHam04 i'm just doing my duty sir. I was legit confused for a second and didnt knew how to interpretate your sentence :D
So what percentage of that crowd were Bethesda corporate employees? From the ages, faces and receding hairlines I'd say... ehhh at least 76%.
If they were paid, they would have cheered Andrew WK for all their wages were worth and not just stared at him in cringe confusion.
@@Isnogood12 Even shills can sometimes get stun locked by the sheer insanity unfolding before they snap back into npc mode.
76. Nice.
I lost it when someone started to sing out of tune Skyrim theme 😂
It's @TheDrunkMensChoir and they are fantastic.. link in description!
I remember when Andrew WK came on and did his bit... and nobody in the audience reacted. It was like... dead silence and a few pity claps.
You talking about the guy who came out like he thought he was a rockstar? It's like he envisioned the crowd going wild as he comes out flailing around and pumping them up, but instead he got blank stares. 😂
@@technomage6736 He IS a rockstar. The fact Bethesda thought he somehow fit their show? That boggles my mind. It was clearly one of those "We told Todd it was a bad idea but he didn't listen" bits.
"See that tiny speck of light way, way up there in the distance? That's where people told us rock bottom was. We sure proved those suckers wrong"
😂 😂 😂
You actually got me. I didn't use my peripheral vision to read ahead properly so I genuinely got got by rock bottom being a tiny speck up the distance
Honest Con: We'll tell you no jokes when they tell us no lies.
2006, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, $2.49 horse armour. Todd Howard ushered in the era of "microtransactions" and now they have perfected it.
The day gaming died?
I wish people would Stop repeating this fallacy as horse armor was not remotely the first micro transaction
Except in 2006 id have gladly paid them thinking of it as a donation to fund development.
How the turn tables
Technically it is the very first add on micro transaction in main stream gaming. Name one that came before?
@@billy_cross5580 But horse armor is a much more funny meme than realizing that Sims 2 in 2004 already was 20 years ahead of its time when it comes to predatory monetization.
The Skyrim music intro for anything Bethesda will never get old 😂
"now, to unlock the basement of rock bottom, all you need is to pay 76 dollar a month to have access to its looking glass."
Todd entering like the freaking Dragonborn had me dead
Todd Howard’s voice, cadence and vibes are so Michael Scott. EDIT: spellinggg
Dwight Hines: Boss we need to update our engine and game design. Todd Scott: ""No god NO. NOOO... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!.... but we won the most innovated game design award on steam for Starfield. see it says so right here on this moldy mug I had made" (Jim stare at camera and smirk rolls eyes iconicly) end cold open and Que intro music
@@maxvegas5423 Real funny thing is that might have actually happened.
Aaaand now I have the theme song stuck in my head, thanks!
Seriously though, thank you. It's a banger...
@@maxvegas5423 Also Dwight Hines: "Dammit Jim, he put my stuff in jello again!"
Lol. I was just on Wiki to check out what the name of the guy there was because he reminds me somehow of Todd too! XD It wasnt the same name tho, it was Michael as you said. So then it gotta be the vibes, yeah :P Edit: and I don't even watch The Office
I'm really excited to see how bad Elder Scrolls 6 is, in a very morbid way. The only thing greater than that is my interest in how bad Fallout 5 is going to be in 15 years when it launches.
What do you mean? Elder Scrolls 6 will be the best game that should have come out 15 years ago.
One of the most underrated channels on UA-cam. More of these please!
heY mom i maNAGeD to Say Da undErRAT3d word oN tHe iNTernEt11!1
@@stillious uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Where would Bethesda be without the modders?
Gone
Bethesda would be gone
Buried beneath the basement.
They would have either gotten better or failed. That's the thing: the modders made them what they are, both good and bad. They didn't need to try, so they stopped.
Name's Bugthesda.
Andrew over doing it on the keyboard made my skin crawl.
I thought the basement would be Starfield
That was something they dug up from under the basement.
Nobody will lie to you quite like Todd does :)
Molyneux used to. Somehow, he was held accountable for it unlike the rest of these frauds.
Gullibility, everyone's new gender.
"welcome to the dawn of live service mofos" made my day
The "Fallout" in Fallout 76 wasn't referring to the game series, it was referring to the PR results
I clicked for the quote, because thats an awesome quote 😂 "Rock bottom has a basement"
This now shows up in one of the "My Mix" music playlists that are auto generated.🤣
"Did you know rock bottom has basement"
Totally XD at that point. Insanely funny!
I needed this today bro, this is hilarious
Highest praise Bro
Highest praise bro
Oh boy here we go
did he just say what's up bistaches? ........
biznatch
4:52 Goes so hard for no reason 😆
"I could not be more excited to talk about anything but Elder Scrolls 6, it's more than a decade away so don't even ask." 💀💀💀
With that intro music for Todd every time, I'm assuming he is the true Dovakin!
Love it. The gameplay is inserting your payment details!
I would love it if Todd actually greeted the crowd by saying "whats up biznatches!"
I stopped being a gamer back 2018. Every new game I saw was an online market instead of the game they should have been. Thanks for the appropriate send off to my once loved hobby.
"Nuh-uh. You have until christmas and we launch without seatbelts" 😂
"Did you know rockbottom has a basement?"
Modern gaming in a nutshell, thats brilliant.
It just works
Another masterpiece that tells the absolute majestic tale of our lord and saviour Todd Howard. With 16x the detail no doubt!
I'm a very casual & only social gamer but the editing & voice emulation on these is so good that they're just hilarious even without necessarily knowing the entire context. Any loyal consumer can likely relate to the disappointment & depression
*"Shout out mods!"* I can't lol! So true!
Haven't laughed this much for a long time.
Awesome job 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Still one of the most underrated channels on youtube
Hell, Its about time! ..that this awesome song is used again after Hellsing abridged from TFS
This is beautiful, I’ve been searching for some new anti-consumerism anti-corporate entertainment and this is scratching the itch wonderfully.
Every time I see someone praising Bethesda for "working on" and "fixing" FO76 and 5 years later this mf still has bugs yet people Praise it. It's so wild that developers doing basic patches is considered ground breaking and amazing.
Good timing.
"Welcome to the dawn of live service mothertruckers" :):):)
im sorry, but everytime i hear that song i cannot think of anything else but alucard ariving in London, ready to fuck shit up.
Holy Cowdung! That Andrew W.K. song is PERFECT for current day Bethesda, absolute genius guys!
When nightmares become indistinguishable from reality
4:13 This is Hans Kim, This is Hans Kim.
This channel deserves millions of subs. Millions and millions
I love this channel xD
What is a company known mostly for its passionate and talented modding community and games that are completely unstable (so you better save every 5 minutes in multiple slots if you don't want to lose hours of progress when, not if the save files breaks) made an MMO? Lets find out.
Amazing as always Unscripted.
thanks for making monday better.
I actually love how popular Todd Howard is, despite the haunting bugs in their games. I think a large portion of the Bethesda fanbase, want that deep game with the most hilarious bugs imaginable.
Also whomever thought it was a good idea to have Andrew WK infront of a gaming audience, who aren't exactly holding a reputation as high movement types.... needs a raise, it was hilarious.
oh my goodness, well done
Oh the failure that is Bethesda is a gift that keeps on giving
To remind us of how old their only game engine is, they brought a one hit wonder whose one hit is so old he could have played it at the world trade center.
0:35 SAME GOOD bethesda and I'm not even thinking about Elder scrolls 6 any more I know I'm not gonna leave enough to see it
I'm going to go lay down now; wake me up when the actual bombs drop!
Classic example.of.a Bad UA-cam algorithm cause that stuff should get pushed more. But No... It Just Shows me Kai cenat Dancing.. thanks for doing this , you deserve all the credit
As a big Fallout fan even still to this day I will never play that glitchy crap. The fact they didn't add NPC's or make the game somewhat decent until so much later after launch was just insulting to their audience. I find it weird that so many streamers are suddenly playing this or Fallout 4 too just because of the Fallout show. For me, I downloaded New Vegas again last night and did the Viva New Vegas mod setup ready to start a new playthrough for the first time in about 8 years. Real Fallout fans don't care about that online microtransaction shovelware. I still remember the day my friend got the deluxe edition and got that ugly bag and he was so put off by the game he never played it more than once.
TIL that "party party party" guy from aqua teen is actually a real person
im fucking shook
and i dont know if its in a good or bad way
This is too good 😂😂
"THE DAWN OF LIVE SERVICES" ;D
A walkout? Oops, walk out...
This was fun to watch :D
Honestcon hits just keep on coming!
THIS IS SO GOOOD!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 “don’t even ask about ES 6 “…. LMAO !!!
I didn't remembered the band playing on stage, now I do, I hate it.
bit late but awesome one!~
Although Stafield still stays as the best honest conference!
A m a z i n g.
Haven’t paid for a AAA game in years and at this rate I don’t think I ever will again.
amazing show. so sad i couldn't attend it in person.
Seems pretty real to me.
Your vids are such high quality, I'm really not accustomed to this
I, unironically, love Andrew W.K. music.
Hold up. Did you know rock bottom has a basement?
X D
Wow, this is insanely good.
These are awesome videos. Well done😅
Sad fact is the actual event the screaming was from his own employees all the loud clapping and screaming was it was pathetic
omfg, this is a masterpiece lmao. never knew that rock bottom has a basement :)))
That is a great use of the DougDoug Skyrim Theme
Man, these videos are so well made 😊🤩😎It's hard to spot what was fake 😅(Ofc. other than the honest language xDD).
Luv your vids!
How Fallout 76 is still around is a testament to the unwavering fanatasism of Bethesda and Fallout games fans. Treat them like crap and they keep coming back.
it actually plays pretty good now. purchased for $13 at Christmas.
Damn alway love these videos man
When Bethesda speaks honestly
Dude, this Todd Howard idea really does exist already and I have been playing it for 20 years. It's called Entropia Universe, and it's a RCE.
Wait the raging guy in psychiatric ward gear performing on stage was actually real???
100% :D Here we go, enjoy: ua-cam.com/video/MubD-OqS5ck/v-deo.htmlsi=icgGikQEzC5OC41Z&t=5
Absolute banger!
It's funny that everytime I actually think about playing fallout 76 finally they always give me a good reason not too.