15 Minutes of Bill Burr Stand-Up Comedy | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубліковано 25 лип 2024
  • A collection of Bill Burr jokes across four of his Netflix standup comedy specials: Live at Red Rocks (2022), Paper Tiger (2019), Walk Your Way Out (2017), and I'm Sorry You Feel That Way (2014).
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  • @FernieAriel
    @FernieAriel 9 місяців тому +1190

    “And then I looked in the mirror, I caught my eye, and we both laughed”.
    Such a great line.

    • @proxypylon
      @proxypylon 8 місяців тому

      You fucking maniac. That’s literally from the first minute.
      Watch 10% of the video before you gotta monkey smash the keyboard with you dogshit opinions. K thx😮

    • @Cantbuyathrill
      @Cantbuyathrill 8 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Cantbuyathrill
      @Cantbuyathrill 8 місяців тому +2

      Bill kills every time

    • @Cantbuyathrill
      @Cantbuyathrill 8 місяців тому +11

      "I fucking knew it!"
      I know that feeling.

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 8 місяців тому +5

      I'd like to think that his reflection took a second or two to join in, and once it did it sounded a little hollow and sad.
      Bill leaves to do his show, his reflection watches him go in bland silence. Once he's gone it pours itself a stiff drink and starts to cry.

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 9 місяців тому +1381

    My favorite thing about Bill is how he works **himself** up talking, and then gets more and more annoyed 😂

    • @robertcreighton4635
      @robertcreighton4635 9 місяців тому +19

      The best 👌 😆 🤣

    • @Angelwrites
      @Angelwrites 9 місяців тому +6

      Foreal 😂 it’s the best

    • @wolvez2724
      @wolvez2724 9 місяців тому +27

      he's one of the only people I've seen that can completely reenact stories with the full emotion of them

    • @billman2112
      @billman2112 9 місяців тому +3

      Talent is few and far between now.

    • @lucasroche8639
      @lucasroche8639 8 місяців тому +7

      He plays the grumpy old man role brilliantly.

  • @TJSaw
    @TJSaw 8 місяців тому +288

    “Nobody in the WNBA got covid.”
    The burn is legendary 🔥 🔥 🔥 😂

  • @eldiablo2044
    @eldiablo2044 2 місяці тому +59

    The way he delivered that " its not my fuckin job, to give a fuck about womens soccer" 😂😂😂

  • @pauldegregorio6432
    @pauldegregorio6432 9 місяців тому +273

    He helps my southern wife understand her Bostonian husband. Cheaper & funnier than therapy.

    • @ajrebel6447
      @ajrebel6447 7 місяців тому +12

      Bill Burr has no idea of the all the good in the world he is doing! 😀

    • @VenturiLife
      @VenturiLife 14 днів тому

      @@ajrebel6447 Comedian? Or therapist? haha!!

  • @yuzroyax
    @yuzroyax 8 місяців тому +74

    His voice alone is hilarious and then the jokes are deadly 😂❤

    • @RonaldRegain
      @RonaldRegain 2 дні тому

      Yeah he just makes super smart jokes. Not just dumb ones that gets viral from most others.

  • @Heathcoatman
    @Heathcoatman 9 місяців тому +205

    Bill is the best. About once a year I watch 'The Philadelphia Incident", which no matter how many times I watch it, still cracks me up. Bill is a savage.

  • @vdd1001
    @vdd1001 9 місяців тому +422

    I need a 60 minute compilation of Bill Burr cuz he's outstanding, too funny and also too real, there's no BS with him

    • @emilywilson696
      @emilywilson696 9 місяців тому +24

      Just listen to his Monday morning podcast, it’s more than rants. But basically rants

    • @christinerobbins9376
      @christinerobbins9376 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@emilywilson696this! 😂

    • @ModishShrink
      @ModishShrink 8 місяців тому +11

      Somebody should tell this guy about his Netflix comedy specials

    • @davidl2469
      @davidl2469 8 місяців тому

      Except now he is married to a dumb very low class woke braindead woman and she has the leash

    • @anarcho-communist11
      @anarcho-communist11 7 місяців тому +5

      I could listen to 60 minutes of him just telling one long story.

  • @mandeanraje2300
    @mandeanraje2300 7 місяців тому +43

    Bill Burr is my favorite comedian because he’s a deeply creatively funny person. Whenever he speaks, you’re just like “who tf thinks like this 😂”. The difference between saying something funny and being funny. His brain is just a never ending special 😂.

  • @GOINFINITI
    @GOINFINITI 9 місяців тому +281

    Him and Chapelle - by far my most favourite stand up comedians. I also love his acting on TV

  • @yunglussier4746
    @yunglussier4746 9 місяців тому +327

    Nobody can do unfiltered rants like Bill mf Burr 🤣

    • @ihateallthethings2683
      @ihateallthethings2683 9 місяців тому +3

      People definitely have come close but he is absolutely the best

    • @manmohan18
      @manmohan18 8 місяців тому +1

      I see him as He's close to George Carlin.

    • @jackberetta1
      @jackberetta1 8 місяців тому +1

      His wife decides. She is his owner

    • @doovplayz
      @doovplayz 7 місяців тому

      @@jackberetta1man fuck that shit 😂😂

    • @annettespradlin4945
      @annettespradlin4945 4 місяці тому

      That probably makes him more funny, lol

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 9 місяців тому +181

    Bill kills me so funny with his rants

    • @EraserTraceur
      @EraserTraceur 9 місяців тому +1

      He has perfected self deprivation

  • @smartarse2008
    @smartarse2008 6 місяців тому +21

    "Do something dumb, so I don't feel stupid" 😂😂 so true 😅

  • @mollymercer5941
    @mollymercer5941 7 місяців тому +29

    This is the funniest dude I've ever seen. A phenomenal comedian.

  • @madameblackimusprime
    @madameblackimusprime 9 місяців тому +36

    This guy is all our thoughts.

  • @shawngillespie3532
    @shawngillespie3532 8 місяців тому +29

    “We didn’t get rid of the dog”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @charliecoutts3003
    @charliecoutts3003 9 місяців тому +40

    I've had the pleasure of meeting Bill about ten years ago and it was a sort of 'green room'. It was actually the small backstage bar at Hammersmith Apollo better known as Hammersmith Odeon back in the day. One of my good friends was Technical Backstage Manager there so he blagged me into the gig, I wasn't a celebrity freeloader or any of those dickheads so was enjoying the experience😊. Despite the bar being full he was standing on his jacks ( sorry slang for on his own). I went up introduced myself and offered to buy him a drink. He was a very sweet, humble fella and we mainly talked about the fact he remembered Iron Maiden playing there which he mentioned during the show. I doubt he will remember this but as I said before a charming guy and in my opinion America's top comedian 👍.

    • @revvolutions
      @revvolutions 8 місяців тому +1

      Ou blagged bricktops bookies?

    • @DonFelixGallardo
      @DonFelixGallardo 6 місяців тому

      @@revvolutions that cheeky facking monkey

  • @jamesdeschef
    @jamesdeschef 4 місяці тому +15

    …. And we didn’t get rid of the dog!!! He had a moment!!!😂🤣😂

  • @blogusvox
    @blogusvox 9 місяців тому +123

    "... all of a sudden this profound sense of loneliness and not feeling love just washed over me."
    Reminds me of a roommate and his first joint. He keep telling us he feels nothing. We left him alone, went downstairs and after 20 minutes came back with beers. We found him at the window staring out at nothing, tears streaming down his eyes lamenting "Man, college life is so miserable". 😆

    • @lifeisgood420365
      @lifeisgood420365 4 місяці тому +2

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz Місяць тому

      Drugs are fun. But not always. Sometimes they reveal truths we'd rather leave hidden. College sucking is one (rather diminutive) such revelations.

  • @asserfannuel7226
    @asserfannuel7226 6 місяців тому +13

    my in shape voice is in the back going "No, what are we doing? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Blackjd_1
      @Blackjd_1 2 місяці тому

      I'm literally dying of laughter

  • @annettespradlin4945
    @annettespradlin4945 4 місяці тому +8

    His rage is hilarious! I can relate.

  • @staceykernohan3205
    @staceykernohan3205 9 місяців тому +64

    Hands down, Bill Burr is my favorite comiedian!! Love this guy!!

  • @user-li2es1gf9t
    @user-li2es1gf9t 6 місяців тому +13

    Netflix saving comedy allowing guys like bill burr stil do specials. Heroes

  • @BarkSoap
    @BarkSoap 2 місяці тому +5

    Bill just brings people together. 😂

    • @shawnkelly695
      @shawnkelly695 4 дні тому

      I use to crack jokes like this in bars. Had people laughing all night. Now i get violently chased out.

  • @samthompson7821
    @samthompson7821 8 місяців тому +31

    "nobody in the wnba got covid" had me in tears

  • @lexlogic2169
    @lexlogic2169 5 місяців тому +10

    "MOM, WHAT DID YOU _SEE_ IN THAT?!"

  • @grantruth2963
    @grantruth2963 Місяць тому +3

    My favorite comedian hope he puts a special out soon

  • @bodazaphfa
    @bodazaphfa 3 місяці тому +8

    One of the best comics ever!

  • @sparkycjs
    @sparkycjs 6 місяців тому +9

    I think most of Bill Burr is self therapy and it's hilarious. He also is brave enough to challenge his audience. His bit on "never hit a woman" is legendary. The man is up there with Bill Hicks and George Carlin for me, a true great 👍

  • @mike6.10
    @mike6.10 4 місяці тому +14

    He’s totally right about dads. Your mom would say, you wait till your dad gets home. I’d be running out the house and never coming back. Lol

    • @petermeichan3160
      @petermeichan3160 3 місяці тому +2

      proper dads, not like todays hippy dads who just want to be their kids friend, jeez

    • @alexl.9602
      @alexl.9602 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@petermeichan3160 proper lmao

    • @Dollsteak69
      @Dollsteak69 2 місяці тому

      The late 70's was both brutal and great as a 10 year old.

  • @anna-majandersson6716
    @anna-majandersson6716 5 місяців тому +8

    Last sentence : "I fuc--ing knew it..........😂 😂 😂 👍

  • @megan893
    @megan893 5 місяців тому +5

    I can't get enough of Bill! 🤣😭 omg, he cracks me up

  • @bootypickup
    @bootypickup 8 місяців тому +5

    the whole Dad part... omg so relatable.. "DADS HOME!"

  • @bunnyfernwood
    @bunnyfernwood 9 місяців тому +14

    Not me watching this while eating an egg McMuffin lol😅

  • @vancorona9667
    @vancorona9667 9 місяців тому +13

    Just realized this but the “old music” burr sings during the bit about parents when their kids go to college, it’s the opening music played before shows in the Main Room of the Comedy Store

  • @toniraff5488
    @toniraff5488 9 місяців тому +11

    Bill Burr is a great man and comedian! He makes more sense an has more empathy (yes) about current societal issues than most politicians because he has the balls and the smarts to think like a free person in an ever more oppressive society

    • @shawnkelly695
      @shawnkelly695 4 дні тому

      Most of us over 45 and under 55 think the exact same.

  • @eathefuckingsnow
    @eathefuckingsnow 5 місяців тому +6

    That last line made me wanna give homie a hug.

  • @rodolfohernandez772
    @rodolfohernandez772 9 місяців тому +27

    Bill always delivers!! He makes it so a lot of people can relate to his neurotic rants 😂😂😂

  • @Ben_Kunga
    @Ben_Kunga 8 місяців тому +6

    Bill Burr is the Greatest Of All Time

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker 9 місяців тому +7

    We like our beer like we like our violence: Domestic! LOL!

  • @EraserTraceur
    @EraserTraceur 9 місяців тому +8

    Self deprivation 101......
    He perfected it. Humility is very very hard to master.....
    It made him millions.......

  • @eeccee11
    @eeccee11 8 місяців тому +6

    😂 ok, you've won me over with the dog bit ❤

  • @FRISSONhandle
    @FRISSONhandle 6 місяців тому +4

    i keep saying right because this guy. Love you Bill !!!

  • @jonber9411
    @jonber9411 4 місяці тому +5

    Accidentally got me some Matt Rife, had to come here for detox. Love me some Bill Burr

  • @mazetv6381
    @mazetv6381 8 місяців тому +17

    bill burr is the dad i never had😂 and i know how sad that sounds. but im glad things are just what they are😂😂😂

  • @lokeshpanigrahi4382
    @lokeshpanigrahi4382 Місяць тому +3

    A legend of our time

  • @bridgetjohnson7904
    @bridgetjohnson7904 8 місяців тому +8

    I love Bill Burr comedy!!

  • @veaceslavstoianov4378
    @veaceslavstoianov4378 9 місяців тому +27

    Netflix never fails to rail me from behind

  • @joemurdock9117
    @joemurdock9117 9 місяців тому +6

    One of my top three favorite comedians!

  • @ene1818
    @ene1818 9 місяців тому +15

    This joke is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time. 9:53

    • @solokom
      @solokom 9 місяців тому +3

      I crack up every time over that part. Perfect delivery. 😂

    • @ene1818
      @ene1818 9 місяців тому +3

      @@solokomMe, too. The music interlude gets me every time.

    • @dmenatianart
      @dmenatianart 12 днів тому +1

      That’s one of my many favorite’s! His sound effects are amazing in general :)

  • @Recabilly
    @Recabilly 26 днів тому +1

    Me too I keep forgetting to bring stuff in my lunch bag. I need to start getting it ready before bed again

  • @jimnevill4344
    @jimnevill4344 8 місяців тому +10

    A day without Bill Burr is like a day without darkness!

  • @naynagopaul6155
    @naynagopaul6155 8 місяців тому +15

    Bill’s delivery is damn funny and outstanding 👌

  • @DropDMurphy
    @DropDMurphy 9 місяців тому +18

    By far the greatest comedian who has ever lived.

  • @KapteinFruit
    @KapteinFruit 8 місяців тому +3

    I never get enough of Bill Burr's antics and opinions. He is so very spot on with every joke, yet it holds so much truth. What's even better is that some very sad and ignorant people get mad at his jokes because they KNOW he is correct. It's so good on so many levels. :D

  • @EricHowl
    @EricHowl 9 місяців тому +8

    This was so kool actually. Also the very last gig about taking shrooms was really profound I appreciate it him sharing that

    • @leenickson5684
      @leenickson5684 8 місяців тому

      Are you like German or something?

  • @MelissaR784
    @MelissaR784 6 місяців тому +3

    You gotta love Bill Burr and his raw honesty.

    • @lisamilley9913
      @lisamilley9913 6 місяців тому +1

      And his ability to make fun of the human condition..right or wrong.

  • @dariusmoorehead275
    @dariusmoorehead275 7 місяців тому +4

    Bill Burr just 2 real😆😂😆😂

  • @roberttrevino2861
    @roberttrevino2861 9 місяців тому +26

    Nobody in the WNBA got COVID. 😂😂

  • @Whoopwhoop33
    @Whoopwhoop33 8 місяців тому +4

    Omg hilarious as always thanks for compiling 😂😂😂

  • @SummoningSnakez
    @SummoningSnakez 8 місяців тому +7

    I love how Bill laughs at his own material. Makes it better then it already is. Awesome.

  • @kinss1
    @kinss1 8 місяців тому +2

    The noose..then laughed
    Love it... totally Massachusetts attitude

  • @Thraxxor90
    @Thraxxor90 9 місяців тому +3

    I love this Bill, haha you’re genius

  • @djsmithest7732
    @djsmithest7732 8 місяців тому +3

    He makes me laugh & it’s good for my soul.

  • @7ung0
    @7ung0 Місяць тому +1

    Highest love Bill

  • @doloresnunez7164
    @doloresnunez7164 9 місяців тому +6

    Love this guy so funny 😊

  • @z.stammer3396
    @z.stammer3396 9 місяців тому +5

    One of the best comedians!

  • @cyagobs1888
    @cyagobs1888 9 місяців тому +30

    I just saw this movie "Old Dads" on Netflix. What a payoff it is for following him all these years

    • @tysonthornton1126
      @tysonthornton1126 9 місяців тому +5

      Old dads was a giant Easter egg for long term bill burr fans

  • @sheristewart2770
    @sheristewart2770 8 місяців тому +1

    Laughed out loud! You ard sooo funny! Thank you

  • @knightridernz72
    @knightridernz72 26 днів тому

    Bill Burr is always so engaging and compelling when he talks. You can't help but listen to him. It's how he delivery is masterful!

  • @desi4227
    @desi4227 9 місяців тому +4

    Bill Burr is The Best!

  • @SuperstarBillyGraham
    @SuperstarBillyGraham 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you so much for writing Tonight Tonight. Meant so much to me back in the day.

  • @purpledeflector904
    @purpledeflector904 7 місяців тому +1

    loooool. His trip sounds like the last time I ate a space brownie.

  • @vivekkumar-mr7nc
    @vivekkumar-mr7nc 8 місяців тому +1

    i love his rants!!

  • @gerardmcnally
    @gerardmcnally 9 місяців тому +4

    I love Bill Burr !

  • @Chris-wj8fz
    @Chris-wj8fz 26 днів тому +1

    I am loving your comedy calling from australia...i am 70 recently returned from 20 years in uk dealing with palliative care...death and dying...BUT would trade 50 years helping people for a stand up career so jealous of you man ❤

  • @user-js7jz1pl9u
    @user-js7jz1pl9u 6 місяців тому +1

    I love that there's still teal people like bill burr out there ....❤❤❤😂😂😂😊😊😊

  • @AjarZzzz
    @AjarZzzz 7 місяців тому +1

    Ive been there with the noose things more times than i can remmber. Ive never been suicidal but everytime i see something that looks like it could be used for hanging it crosses my mind and i die of laughter.

  • @Deeznutzyamouth
    @Deeznutzyamouth 8 місяців тому +2

    That ending was fire. Gj.

  • @samanthagreen5535
    @samanthagreen5535 9 місяців тому +4

    😂😂😂keeps me cry,laughing ❤

  • @lifeisgood420365
    @lifeisgood420365 6 місяців тому +1

    10:50 this Y2K, is my stylus gonna work, I mean come on? 😂

  • @allknight7905
    @allknight7905 5 місяців тому +9

    I actually had a question about a chicken sandwich at McDonald’s and the cashier girl said:
    “I don’t know I don’t eat here”

  • @lotuspocus76312
    @lotuspocus76312 9 місяців тому +2

    2:05
    Same buddy, same. That's why its called "daddy issues". And maybe I shut up now. 😮😂

  • @KakashiHatake-gh8zi
    @KakashiHatake-gh8zi 4 місяці тому +2

    Dude this is MacDonalds😂😂😂😂

  • @selinapasko2165
    @selinapasko2165 7 місяців тому +1

    Love this guy! ❤

  • @nycnow811
    @nycnow811 7 місяців тому +1

    That ending I felt that 😂😂😂

  • @masitaatisam3679
    @masitaatisam3679 4 місяці тому +2

    This man is hilarious 💪🏽💪🏽😂😂

  • @shadeitplease7383
    @shadeitplease7383 9 місяців тому +1

    Saw him live in New Orleans not too long ago. Absolutely hysterical lol

  • @PoisondBacon
    @PoisondBacon 6 місяців тому +3

    WHEACJNEFH ITS GOT THE SAME GENITALIA

  • @simonjohnson6581
    @simonjohnson6581 4 місяці тому +3

    YES!!! FUCKING LOVE IT!!! BIGSHOUT FROM BRISTOL UK!!!!

  • @evil_morty28_23
    @evil_morty28_23 4 місяці тому +2

    BRO I GOTTA GIVE IT TO BILL 😂 HES THE REASON IM STILL ALIVE AND OTHER PEOPLE TOO FAR OUT HES JUST TO FUNNY

  • @elizabethbower1659
    @elizabethbower1659 8 місяців тому +2

    hahaha 'Don't be a serial killer!' 😅

  • @johannesaxeman4508
    @johannesaxeman4508 7 місяців тому +1

    I love the truth. How funny the truth is. people can't handle the truth, yet they THINK they can. awesome!

  • @Cantbuyathrill
    @Cantbuyathrill 8 місяців тому +1

    The Best a crowd can get!!!

  • @scottculli7851
    @scottculli7851 4 місяці тому

    The absolute BEST!!!!!!!!!…

  • @Julian-ib8xn
    @Julian-ib8xn 5 місяців тому +1

    Bill Burr: Making you laugh at your own reflection since 15 minutes ago.

  • @gagfails4985
    @gagfails4985 3 місяці тому +2

    😂 hilarious ❤

  • @awkwardani1
    @awkwardani1 9 місяців тому

    Hysterical. Got here after watching „old dads” movie. 😂 absolutely hysterical

  • @vinsamson8061
    @vinsamson8061 7 місяців тому +1

    Perfect!👌🎉😊

  • @angelabrisson9880
    @angelabrisson9880 6 місяців тому +3

    He is hilarious