Jo Koy is hilarious. The stuff he says about growing up poor and now buying his son the things he never had my stomach hurting. I definitely can relate to that. 🤣
Yeah , I kno right? 25 yrs later my kids told me the truth what they were up to in the mid 90’s . Wow! They said I can’t yell @ them cuz they’re 1) adults 2) it was 25 yrs ago. Floored me! 😮😂❤😂👵👏👏👏
Jo koy saying “somebody owes me moneeeey” is the best thing ever! Dave Chappell sayin crowd goes wild for Kevin Hart, “i was fukin furious” had me cryinnnn😂😂😂
He is neither. He is an ethnic comic and never changes. ANd he hides his ethnicity behind that fake name. His REAL name embarrasses him..sounds too much like his white father im guessing. Never mind how that resonates with white people.
0:05 Dave Chapelle 1:05 Jo Koy 1:53 Jo Koy 3:51 Kevin Hart 5:27 Jo Koy 7:37 Nate Bargatze 9:11 Christina P 10:51 Spank Horton (plastic cup boyz) 12:55 Ms. Pat (the degenerates) 13:27 Amy Schumer 14:47 Christina P 17:11 David A Arnold 18:47 Cedric the Entertainer 19:49 Jo Koy 23:57 Jo Koy 24:53 Kevin Hart 27:13 Nate Bargatze 29:06 David A Arnold 31:22 Kevin Hart 35:40 Dave Chapelle 39:48 Dave Chapelle
So, one stand up act is enough for you? You want a plethora of them onstage vying to get the laughs? Cuz these comedians don’t wanna share the stage. Not unless it’s triple billed. This sort of logic sounds like, if one scoop of ice cream is THIS delicious, then the entire 31 flavors oughta do too! Naw man. Too much of a good thing happening simultaneously.
Yeah, just like how Boomers and Gen X gave Millennials participation trophies, and then went on to complain about Millennials getting participation trophies. It's happened before and it'll happen again.
@@ViridianFlow Not in my house they didn't. Told mine more than once that we had plenty of time to be friends when you're an adult. Now, I'm the parent and you obey my rules. Then, my daughter hated it. Now that she has kids.....
I was a teenager in the 80s . When the commercial that says its 10 pm do you know where your children are ? came on ,I would say its 10 pm do you know where your mother is? lol
I grew up in the 60's, and that PSA was already common. I think it's funny how everyone is so obsessed with the 80's now, and so many memes* are attributed to the 80's that were around long before then. (*BTW, by "memes" I don't mean internet stuff, but Dawkins' original meaning, of any "evolving" cultural phenomenon. Did you know that Richard Dawkins coined that word? Most people don't.)
@@pickleballer1729 it’s almost like people who’s entire childhood was in the 80s are now adults expressing their experiences. “Obsessed” is a strange word for nostalgia
@@kissit012 I hear you, but I think "obsessed" is the right word for two reasons: Firstly there was nowhere near the same level of attention given to the 70's, and just as many people grew up then. There was (and still is to a small extent) a similar obsession with the 60's. I think certain decades seem to be more apt to be obsessed over than others. Also, much of the attention and many references I hear about the 80's are not from people who grew up then. My niece is obsessed with the 80's and she was born in 1990. Also, when many of the things, quotes, etc. (like that PSA) are falsely attributed to a person, a decade, a book or whatever, that, to me, says people are obsessed with it. For example, when I was young, almost every quote you heard was attributed either to HL Mencken or Mark Twain. Now, it's Albert Einstein, Deepcrock Chokra, or some Rock star.
@@pickleballer1729maybe the folks that grew up in the 60s and 70s should talk about it more. Educate the younger generations instead of borderline shaming them. I say shaming because that is usually the intonation when an older gen talks about the newer gens
@@bluescorpion7 I agree, but be aware that what you're asking for is a bunch of old people to tell younger people about how great their time was. Younger people are generally not really interested in tales from the olden days. But some are, and I have talked to them whenever I sense they might care to hear what I say. And btw, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the 80's. I think the 60's and the 90's were great and contributed much to the art and music of our culture.
The school playgrounds were made of concrete when I was a kid in the 60’s. We had a swing set, sliding board, monkey bars, sea-saw and the wonderful merry-go-round. Remember the merry-go-round? Kids sat on wooden seats while other kids pushed this contraption around in a circle. It was up to the kid to hold on tight enough. Ooops! Hope the kids who were pushing did not trip!😂
I'm just glad that people actually said this guy's name cuz I know he's the only comedian whose name I really don't actually know in these videos so I'm actually trying to find his name but everybody keeps on talking about Joe coy Jo Koy and I'm just glad because he has to be the guy that I'm trying to find so I'm going to look now and see if it's him
Ps: theyre doing twice as well in life as most people their age. Good education and good values are not gained in a public school unless the parents are very involved and then, youre up against the garbage-pail minds/influence of their peers which negates any good there might be. And the school systems are after our yeshivas too, our students are so much smarter but they want to pretend its the other way around, in hopes to drag everybody down to stupid-town level. Those are the people kamala talks down to, "Russia is a biiiig country, and Ukraine is a smallll country...." omg lol
When he said, “You know what grade she’s in? - Just keep her.” I burst out laughing. My dad loves me but it’s always mom that knows everything. Dad just… doesn’t. We speak every day but I bet a million dollars he can’t tell me when my birthdate is 😂
I know when my kid's birthdays are. But with my oldest, I'm not sure what grade he is in because he hasn't passed all of his classes. He should be in the 11th grade, but I think he's still in the 9th grade. One thing I know is that when he's old enough to be on his own, he is NOT living with me.
My dad and I were so close in later years as he worked so much when I was younger. My name is Susan but fam called me Susie but he spelled it suzie his whole life. Neither parent remembered my bday until the news came on TV and they heard it was the anniversary of Elvis ' death. I miss my parents everyday.
In 1974, I was 6 years old, my Grandma was at the house, it's 9:30 p.m. my big sister said Gma asked my Momma, "Where's Peyton?" My sister said my Momma just laughed and said, "I don't know but, she'll be back!" '70s childhood in full force🤣
It's more frustrating if you are good at math and the dumb kid just doesn't get it, no matter how you simplify it. I personally believe that people who can't learn math just are not trying to understand it. If you can learn stupid crap like movies, gossip, asinine temporary school hierarchies, ways to fake being sick, and other things that clash with your ability to think and process info correctly, you can do pure logic things that come easy to a thinking brain like math.
@@That80sGuy1972 Math not required...no Kids ever. (I'm a selfish bastard) I would not have been a stellar homework kind of guy To busy working. So I can be impoverished.
This is the most fantastic compilation of jokes about the new generation of entitled kids ever! I’ve rewatched it a number of times and it’s still so good!
My daughter got a participation certificate in KG. She's now in 7th. She came across that participation certificate the other day and she looked at me said "what is this?! Thanks for participating?? Bro don't give me a certificate for that. I was there because I had to be, not because I wanted to be. I bet the kids who really enjoyed themselves were really mad we got the same certificate just because you wouldn't let me sleep in that day." But her delivery of this rant was so comical I was in tears laughing. Kids don't give a shit about a participation certificate because 9 out of 10 times THEY DONT EVEN WANT TO PARTICIPATE ANYWAY so what difference does it really make 😂
Redecorated son’s room at 6th grade… he asked about all the trophies… I told him everybody got one, no matter what… they didn’t make it to the new room, they made their way to the trash! ✅✅✅
I think giving all the kids prizes and participation certificates is good for ages 2 yrs to 6yrs because little kids don’t understand the importance of competition and winning and losing. It literally crushes their little spirits and they don’t feel motivated to participate without that positive reinforcement, honestly life should be fun as a toddler and they all should win but after 1st grade kids need learn that can only be one winner and learn how to deal with losing and disappointment, also sometimes it’s based on random luck, all good lessons for kids.
@@mirrormirror444 I actually find myself agreeing with this after many years of thinking participation trophies/ribbons/etc. we're b.s. To me you've made a valid point. There's no need or upside to having to teach a 4 year old that "Life is unfair, deal with it" ya know? The only people it's hurting at that age are the over-bearing, "you better do your best and not embarrass me!", type of parents who seem to be trying to re-live their youth thru their kids. I can tell you this: until about 2 minutes ago, I didn't even remember that I won 2 blue ribbons in kindergarten during "spirit week" for being the fastest boy in my class & winning the long jump competition. I have no actual memory of the events so it's not like it made me so proud that it ended up forging my path in life. If those blue ribbons had been participation ribbons I'd still be the same person I am today 🤷♂️
Lmao when he was talking about being brought in cuz his son had a C in math I fell out. That shiz was so damn true. We've all had that conference at least once. With the bubbly teacher who talks exactly like that.
Yea - I hate hearing about how my child isn't doing well and teachers don't get paid enough. They teach kids for 6 hours a (weekday) for 8 months of the year. If kids are failing and you aren't making enough, maybe work 40+ hours a week for all 52 weeks of the year like all the other adults.
At minute 36:31, Dave Chappelle is so humble. I saw him in Tampa, FL and when first he got up on stage the audience gave him a standing ovation for several minutes before he even said a word. 21,000 people! 🙂🏆
Kevin Hart taking his sons phone had me crying!!!! This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time! I love having all these comedians together. #RIHDavidArnold
The Kevin hart password thing happened to me too 😂 we were asking for the pw and all mad she yells STOP SNOOPING!! Excuse me?! She saw the look on our faces and immediately said that's the password 😂😂😂
Every adult complained about participation trophies and certificates, yet it wasn't the kids asking for them but the adults that were too sensitive to admit that their kids weren't the winning type
@@daisy9181 I went to 2 PTA meetings in the 80s and 1 in the 90s, by then I was completely over it. The meetings were more of a parental competition of their children's achievements and their status in society, instead of improving education and raising money for activities in my town.
Hilarious! But this compilation got me to think this generation was not born like this, it’s because of the environment and parenting by these very people making these jokes 😅
Not necessarily, I am 2 years removed from high-school and I found out that kids in eighth grade in the school I used to go to are learning their times tables. IN THE EIGHTH GRADE!!! I learned that shit in 2nd grade.
@@aydennso Common Core type Times Tables, not traditional Times Tables! And that's only in low economic schools. Common Core Times Tables are harder. 🏫 👨🏫 🚸
I worked 2 jobs with several Gen Z and omg this is so damn true. Even they know it's true. That's why even Gen Z kids make fun of themselves. They KNOW they do crazy stuff
As a Gen Z, i poke at some of the shit my generation does. Its insane. Im 18 and probably really mature for my age. It blows my mind the stuff people my age do.
I think young people are always "crazy" in each generation. people are still just people. they are not more or less evolved. they are just put into different situations. if you somehow bring a baby from the middle ages and raise it, it will turn out just like any young person of this time. they are not going to have middle ages sensibility just because it was born back then.
I think Gen Z are gonna breed some funny and memorable personalities. Shit reminds me of the 70s a time of plenty and people complaining and being restorative followed by an explosion of freedom
Gen Z r gonna breed conservative and disciplined kids bc their generation r the first who cab easily find nude photos of their parents online. their parents r whores n lack morals. guys identify as girls and a bunch of nonsense. Gen Alpha will be common sense, down to earth. good valued people. gen z is disgusting
Man I can't believe David A. Arnold is gone, I feel so bad for his kids (most of all). I know what it is like to lose a dad you are close to in ur late teens... affects you is the worse way. Wish the best for them.
8:30 I couldn't agree more about Common Core math. I love math. I spent hundreds of hours working on Fermat's last theorem, prime numbers and the Goldbach conjecture, and derived two algorithms for finding irreducible Pythagorean sets, and a bunch of other match problems- all just for fun. But when my nephew asked me to help him with his common core math to solve a problem that is EASILY solved in my head, I wanted to cry. It's like going from Chicago to New York via Rangoon. Idiotic. BTW, my algebra teacher taught me a really cool way to solve Algebra problems, but I couldn't teach it to him. The testing procedure wouldn't allow that method.
@@pickleballer1729 From WasPost “The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation didn’t just bankroll the development of what became known as the Common Core State Standards. With more than $200 million, the foundation also built political support across the country, persuading state governments to make systemic and costly changes.”
@@GLo1991 Wow. Well, maybe the Common Core way of thinking makes better computer programmers. I mean, after all, the first computer program I wrote (A Prime number generator for doing math problems) was simpler than doing a simple problem with Common Core... LITERALLY.
My son is currently attending college and got sick with the flu. His school was so kind by delivering food to him. He said he loved the food except that they gave him juice from….**concentrate **! 😮. I have one of those…😳
@@waynefontaine5533 aint no way you just implied doing a little dance is worse than making black people drink out of a different water fountain. Honey, there are generational differences and they're a GOOD thing for a reason
The common core joke is very good and accurate. I think what most old farts like me haven't been told is that we were never taught math, we were taught how to be a calculator. When that teaching method was invented, calculator was a white collar job. When I was taught by that method, calculator was something banks gave away free when you opened a checking account. When I was presented with actual math for the first time, I was completely lost.
My younger-end of milennial generation sister's dad is Baby Boomer. That means my mom and her dad had a baby as older people. (I'm GenX). He has said more than once: "They sprayed DDT around us... we turned out OK!" His twin brother died of an organ cancer in their 20s in the 70s.
I'm adamant to parent like an 80s mom!! I'm shamed constantly but I think it's important for my kids to have skinned knees and independence!! This compilation is hilarious!!
Good luck. I’m a classic stereotypical GenX - self sufficient, blue collar household, first and last to graduate college, and I have 2 teen girls, and let me tell you we can’t force them to have that chip on their shoulder like “we” did. That thing that really sucks, but also made us really tough? that we don’t want our kids to feel but still want them to somehow just have? It’s like solving rubric’s cube blindfolded.
I’m doing the opposite and it’s going well. The world needs all kinds of people, so all kinds of parents is probably the best formula. I get shamed the odd time, mostly by my brothers, because I talk to (not at) my son about his mistakes. I hear him out, and because I also make mistakes & it’s his life too I’m open to negotiation about punishments. I thought it would backfire, but he’s 13 and super respectful and my brothers haven’t made a peep in years lol their daughters are also turning out great! So again, there’s more than one right way.
My eldest was in high school and I warned him in grade 9 and in grade 10 that he had to organize his courses intelligently so that no whole school year was too hard or too easy so that he had breathing room and challenge every year. If he did it wrong and he failed a class, that's his problem, I graduated high school and college, I'm not going to baby a person who can impregnate someone. Just no. So, I don't do helicopter parenting because it doesn't prepare a child for THIS world. Somebody isn't always going to be there when you fall and you have to learn how to get up on your own (with a loving parent on the sidelines cheering you on).
Maybe I'm old school, but you the heck puts a helmet on a child at a playground 🤔? I can see if they had surgery on their head but other than that-just no.
My mom never had to go through the stress of having to help her kids with homework. She always told us that if we didn’t understand something, we bother the teacher, not her, because it’s the teacher’s job to make sure we understand. We had to learn to teach ourselves if we were scared to ask the teacher or we didn’t understand even with the teacher’s help. Since I’m the youngest, if I needed help, I bothered my older siblings or searched the internet. I found it surprising that there are parents that take the time to help their children with their homework.
No help with homework, riding the school bus overloaded every day, no talking back to your parents, you only eat at 3 times a day no snacks, 1 tv in the house, 1 car and dad takes it to work everyday, mom never took anyone with her shopping got stuck babysitting the rest of the siblings, begging mom for mousse hair foam, hating the clothes mom picked out, crying over getting shoes that were not only ugly but also too big bc ohh my foot might grow too fast, 80’s music can’t listen to now bc brings back way too many memories.
Jo Koy is hilarious. The stuff he says about growing up poor and now buying his son the things he never had my stomach hurting. I definitely can relate to that. 🤣
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😂😂😂swear I “spoil” my kids to amusement parks for the same reason!
My mom was an 80s mom… and she definitely had no idea where the hell my brother and I were lol.
they also had a commercial: "This is your brain on drugs... any questions"
Just as ineffective.
I don’t even know where I was, let alone my parents in the 70’s or 80’s 😂
In the 80's, my mom wondered where my sister was. She knew where I was.
Still in jail.
@@Midds1_haha IKR😂
Yeah , I kno right? 25 yrs later my kids told me the truth what they were up to in the mid 90’s . Wow! They said I can’t yell @ them cuz they’re 1) adults 2) it was 25 yrs ago. Floored me! 😮😂❤😂👵👏👏👏
Jo koy saying “somebody owes me moneeeey” is the best thing ever! Dave Chappell sayin crowd goes wild for Kevin Hart, “i was fukin furious” had me cryinnnn😂😂😂
Jo Koy isn't just a comedian, he's a story teller that knows how to pull his audience into his act.
He is neither. He is an ethnic comic and never changes. ANd he hides his ethnicity behind that fake name. His REAL name embarrasses him..sounds too much like his white father im guessing. Never mind how that resonates with white people.
❣️ Jo
Isnt that what all the greats are?
@@binks7831 mM
Did you see the whole ride?
0:05 Dave Chapelle
1:05 Jo Koy
1:53 Jo Koy
3:51 Kevin Hart
5:27 Jo Koy
7:37 Nate Bargatze
9:11 Christina P
10:51 Spank Horton (plastic cup boyz)
12:55 Ms. Pat (the degenerates)
13:27 Amy Schumer
14:47 Christina P
17:11 David A Arnold
18:47 Cedric the Entertainer
19:49 Jo Koy
23:57 Jo Koy
24:53 Kevin Hart
27:13 Nate Bargatze
29:06 David A Arnold
31:22 Kevin Hart
35:40 Dave Chapelle
39:48 Dave Chapelle
You're a hero
R u a robot ai ?
@@bblwarrantydepartment981 no. It says their names in the video so I just timed them
@@xisnothappy thanks
Thanks for share'n ♥️
"the goal of common core is to use 1 sheet of paper per problem" 🤣 facts
I wish these comedians could get into a room together to just "discuss" their children. It would be hilarious!
Except Amy Schumer
@@rhmdixie4991 yeah she can stay away from the parent meeting:) she sucks
6th b b 😊
@@rhmdixie4991agreed
So, one stand up act is enough for you? You want a plethora of them onstage vying to get the laughs? Cuz these comedians don’t wanna share the stage. Not unless it’s triple billed. This sort of logic sounds like, if one scoop of ice cream is THIS delicious, then the entire 31 flavors oughta do too! Naw man. Too much of a good thing happening simultaneously.
Sooo true, every parent tries to give their kids more than they had. We as parents are partially responsible.
Yeah, just like how Boomers and Gen X gave Millennials participation trophies, and then went on to complain about Millennials getting participation trophies.
It's happened before and it'll happen again.
You are.... lol
@@ViridianFlow Not in my house they didn't. Told mine more than once that we had plenty of time to be friends when you're an adult. Now, I'm the parent and you obey my rules. Then, my daughter hated it. Now that she has kids.....
Partially …… hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂
partially?
Man Jo Koy is slowly becoming one of my absolute favorite comedians. Dudes just naturally funny 😂 super relatable too
I was a teenager in the 80s . When the commercial that says its 10 pm do you know where your children are ? came on ,I would say its 10 pm do you know where your mother is? lol
I grew up in the 60's, and that PSA was already common. I think it's funny how everyone is so obsessed with the 80's now, and so many memes* are attributed to the 80's that were around long before then. (*BTW, by "memes" I don't mean internet stuff, but Dawkins' original meaning, of any "evolving" cultural phenomenon. Did you know that Richard Dawkins coined that word? Most people don't.)
@@pickleballer1729 it’s almost like people who’s entire childhood was in the 80s are now adults expressing their experiences. “Obsessed” is a strange word for nostalgia
@@kissit012 I hear you, but I think "obsessed" is the right word for two reasons: Firstly there was nowhere near the same level of attention given to the 70's, and just as many people grew up then. There was (and still is to a small extent) a similar obsession with the 60's. I think certain decades seem to be more apt to be obsessed over than others.
Also, much of the attention and many references I hear about the 80's are not from people who grew up then. My niece is obsessed with the 80's and she was born in 1990. Also, when many of the things, quotes, etc. (like that PSA) are falsely attributed to a person, a decade, a book or whatever, that, to me, says people are obsessed with it. For example, when I was young, almost every quote you heard was attributed either to HL Mencken or Mark Twain. Now, it's Albert Einstein, Deepcrock Chokra, or some Rock star.
@@pickleballer1729maybe the folks that grew up in the 60s and 70s should talk about it more. Educate the younger generations instead of borderline shaming them. I say shaming because that is usually the intonation when an older gen talks about the newer gens
@@bluescorpion7 I agree, but be aware that what you're asking for is a bunch of old people to tell younger people about how great their time was. Younger people are generally not really interested in tales from the olden days.
But some are, and I have talked to them whenever I sense they might care to hear what I say. And btw, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the 80's. I think the 60's and the 90's were great and contributed much to the art and music of our culture.
"They have changed the fabric of the earth to protect these bitch ass kids" is one of the most positively-negative statements I've ever heard🤣🤣
The school playgrounds were made of concrete when I was a kid in the 60’s. We had a swing set, sliding board, monkey bars, sea-saw and the wonderful merry-go-round. Remember the merry-go-round? Kids sat on wooden seats while other kids pushed this contraption around in a circle. It was up to the kid to hold on tight enough. Ooops! Hope the kids who were pushing did not trip!😂
@@catseye1009 no one is protecting the kids, theyre protecting themselves from getting sued.
🤣😂🤣
😅😅😅😅😅😅❤
😂😂😂 Yea, who is he?
“Back in the 90’s you was just a ho” 😂😂😂 got me dead
@joshuatromp5005, 😂😂 At YEAR 90(B.C. or A. D.)..."she was a ho".
Jo Koy is so hilarious and relatable. He’s so animated and committed to his material. I cry laughing every time I watch him.
I'm just glad that people actually said this guy's name cuz I know he's the only comedian whose name I really don't actually know in these videos so I'm actually trying to find his name but everybody keeps on talking about Joe coy Jo Koy and I'm just glad because he has to be the guy that I'm trying to find so I'm going to look now and see if it's him
He was soooo on point
Koy got me with the "we both left the mall crying over not buying the hover board" bit funny as hell and I totally relate 🙃
No adult should ever have a hoverboard. Trust me. Only kids can operate them.
"It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your kids are? -they had to remind bitches they had kids!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m an 80’s/90’s single mom. I don’t think I could ever parent without the fear factor,
I remember that. My mom would point at tu he couch at us. "Right friggin there"🤣
Do you know this comedians name? She was hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
“We’re failing math.” …I’ve totally had that thought. 😳
Im 18 and my sister is 12 in 7th grade so i showed that clip to my dad and he said "YUP thats exactly how it feels"😂
here as well😭
The common core math! I felt that in my soul.
100% 😂😂😂
@@feliciapower4572 thats why we homeschooled, to us it soundee like commie corps
Ps: theyre doing twice as well in life as most people their age. Good education and good values are not gained in a public school unless the parents are very involved and then, youre up against the garbage-pail minds/influence of their peers which negates any good there might be. And the school systems are after our yeshivas too, our students are so much smarter but they want to pretend its the other way around, in hopes to drag everybody down to stupid-town level. Those are the people kamala talks down to, "Russia is a biiiig country, and Ukraine is a smallll country...." omg lol
When he said, “You know what grade she’s in? - Just keep her.” I burst out laughing. My dad loves me but it’s always mom that knows everything. Dad just… doesn’t. We speak every day but I bet a million dollars he can’t tell me when my birthdate is 😂
I know when my kid's birthdays are. But with my oldest, I'm not sure what grade he is in because he hasn't passed all of his classes. He should be in the 11th grade, but I think he's still in the 9th grade.
One thing I know is that when he's old enough to be on his own, he is NOT living with me.
lol... so glad you understand! A lot of dads are just like that!
My dad and I were so close in later years as he worked so much when I was younger. My name is Susan but fam called me Susie but he spelled it suzie his whole life. Neither parent remembered my bday until the news came on TV and they heard it was the anniversary of Elvis ' death. I miss my parents everyday.
@@cward1954 There is no excuse for that today with all the tutoring available.
@@cward1954make sure you get on his level for a second and support him, some kids just need encouragement. Especially from a father
Jo Koy is a riot!! Been crying for the last 10 minutes 😂😂😂
I've never seen him before. I have him saved and will watch more of his stuff. He was hilarious!!!
He's not really _that_ funny. He's alright.
Jo talking about flying across the living room because the hoverboard shut off due to no battery had me in TEARS!
"Everyone's a winner"... no Tf they aren't! 😂😂😂
Gets passed by a _SCHOOL BUS:_ "Where are t h e y going??" 🤣🤣
What’s that guys name?
@thatmitchellboy Jo Koy. He's one of the funniest damn comedians of this generation 🤣
@@thatmitchellboy
FYI a nice person in the comments listed all the different skits/comedians with the timestamps. :)
In 1974, I was 6 years old, my Grandma was at the house, it's 9:30 p.m. my big sister said Gma asked my Momma, "Where's Peyton?" My sister said my Momma just laughed and said, "I don't know but, she'll be back!" '70s childhood in full force🤣
My son and I are failing math 😂
Go around the back yard and climb the fence to get back to this very spot -- new math
😂😂😂😂😂😂
America..
Same.
Jo Koy and Dave had me in tears 😂 the lady in the pink was funny too and Ced
That's Tom Segura's wife, Christina something, she's really funny
@@roadlesstraveled34 thanks ! So they’re both just a funny couple lol I love it
Rest In Peace David Arnold. We did not get enough of you. Some stars shine bright for only a moment.
I miss him
Right. He was awesome. Loved his videos of his family and his stand up shows.
Cleveland’s Own.
🤗
These are jokes about spoiled and/or rich kids....
well it relates to me. My family is about as normal as it gets.
💯 % NOT by choice.
And performance on a stage doesn’t make these comedians rich.
Spoiled kids😆
Overprotected kids. But, they never make it irl.
D'oh..."My son and I are failing math"...funny stuff.
It's more frustrating if you are good at math and the dumb kid just doesn't get it, no matter how you simplify it. I personally believe that people who can't learn math just are not trying to understand it. If you can learn stupid crap like movies, gossip, asinine temporary school hierarchies, ways to fake being sick, and other things that clash with your ability to think and process info correctly, you can do pure logic things that come easy to a thinking brain like math.
@@That80sGuy1972 Math not required...no Kids ever. (I'm a selfish bastard) I would not have been a stellar homework kind of guy To busy working. So I can be impoverished.
@@tonyfeuerhelm Fair enough. 😎
@Revolutionary Utena Okay... not gonna' touch that insane can of worms... here's me walking way and pretending I know nothing.
This is the most fantastic compilation of jokes about the new generation of entitled kids ever! I’ve rewatched it a number of times and it’s still so good!
The duck grease joke is going to have me dying laughing at random points all day.
My favorite is Jo Koy telling when his son saw a school bus and asked, "Where are they going?" haha
@@judithrandall4690 he said to school you fukin’ ass 😂😂😂
@@judithrandall4690 you a bot? Cuz wtf
It’s not that great of a joke
Hilarious 😂 I'd feel the same way!!!
My daughter got a participation certificate in KG. She's now in 7th. She came across that participation certificate the other day and she looked at me said "what is this?! Thanks for participating?? Bro don't give me a certificate for that. I was there because I had to be, not because I wanted to be. I bet the kids who really enjoyed themselves were really mad we got the same certificate just because you wouldn't let me sleep in that day." But her delivery of this rant was so comical I was in tears laughing. Kids don't give a shit about a participation certificate because 9 out of 10 times THEY DONT EVEN WANT TO PARTICIPATE ANYWAY so what difference does it really make 😂
They think the kids need that half the time that's the promise anyway you'll get a certificate
We have them at work... They don't get paid to work...they get an appearance fee. 😆
Redecorated son’s room at 6th grade… he asked about all the trophies… I told him everybody got one, no matter what… they didn’t make it to the new room, they made their way to the trash! ✅✅✅
I think giving all the kids prizes and participation certificates is good for ages 2 yrs to 6yrs because little kids don’t understand the importance of competition and winning and losing. It literally crushes their little spirits and they don’t feel motivated to participate without that positive reinforcement, honestly life should be fun as a toddler and they all should win but after 1st grade kids need learn that can only be one winner and learn how to deal with losing and disappointment, also sometimes it’s based on random luck, all good lessons for kids.
@@mirrormirror444 I actually find myself agreeing with this after many years of thinking participation trophies/ribbons/etc. we're b.s.
To me you've made a valid point. There's no need or upside to having to teach a 4 year old that "Life is unfair, deal with it" ya know? The only people it's hurting at that age are the over-bearing, "you better do your best and not embarrass me!", type of parents who seem to be trying to re-live their youth thru their kids.
I can tell you this: until about 2 minutes ago, I didn't even remember that I won 2 blue ribbons in kindergarten during "spirit week" for being the fastest boy in my class & winning the long jump competition. I have no actual memory of the events so it's not like it made me so proud that it ended up forging my path in life. If those blue ribbons had been participation ribbons I'd still be the same person I am today 🤷♂️
Jo Koy, one of my favourite comics right now, he's hilarious!😂😂😂
Chappelle’s “duck grease” joke is PERFECT. Like all time best.
Lmao when he was talking about being brought in cuz his son had a C in math I fell out. That shiz was so damn true. We've all had that conference at least once. With the bubbly teacher who talks exactly like that.
whats that guys name?
@@hrattrayjr Jo Koy
@@hrattrayjr it says the name of the comedian at the start of each act
Yea - I hate hearing about how my child isn't doing well and teachers don't get paid enough. They teach kids for 6 hours a (weekday) for 8 months of the year. If kids are failing and you aren't making enough, maybe work 40+ hours a week for all 52 weeks of the year like all the other adults.
Joseph Glenn Herbert aka Jo Koy
Kevin Hart and his jokes about his son and son's phone had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So much talent in this compilation, I’ll be rewatching endlessly.😂
Never heard Jo Koy before, but damn that guy is funny.🤣😂🤣
All his specials are nonstop laughter! ❤
Mr Corey took me out😂 😂😂😂
”we need crack open that 📖 book “😮that shimmy was priceless❤ 6:55
"you know what, keep her!"
Lmao
Not a single Gabriel Iglesias clip but he's on the image.
I'm so glad I watched this! I had no idea who Jo Koy was, but goddamn that man is funny af😂 will definitely be watching more of him
Oh man you’re in for a treat. He has several specials on Netflix and they’re all pretty funny. In my opinion some of his early ones are the best.
I've seen him live twice in Nashville, he's amazing!
I love Jo Koy
Same here!!! Hysterical!
I just commented this. Jo Koy stole this compilation. Love that guy.
At minute 36:31, Dave Chappelle is so humble. I saw him in Tampa, FL and when first he got up on stage the audience gave him a standing ovation for several minutes before he even said a word. 21,000 people! 🙂🏆
When he stops using the N-word, I'll listen to him.😮
@@lynnenewell2016 BP
Kevin Hart taking his sons phone had me crying!!!! This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time! I love having all these comedians together. #RIHDavidArnold
I'd love to see Kevin Hart's mother react to that whole "not my problem, I went to school, I passed" bit. Coz I bet she had A LOT to do with it.
Yeah more than a joke it sounded like idc about my kid pls stop bothering me...
“They changed the fabric of the earth for these b.ass kids” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Kevin hart password thing happened to me too 😂 we were asking for the pw and all mad she yells STOP SNOOPING!! Excuse me?! She saw the look on our faces and immediately said that's the password 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cedric was killing me with the hoverboard.😂
Bruh said “old math gets in there”. 😂 That was definitely me! IYKYK
AAYYYYEEEEEEE....."It's 10 o' Clock....do you know where your children are?"🤣🤣🤣
Every adult complained about participation trophies and certificates, yet it wasn't the kids asking for them but the adults that were too sensitive to admit that their kids weren't the winning type
It’s a mixture of the two.
Exactly. The kids are spoiled because of the adults. Then they grow up to think everything is a participation trophy...that life is fair or equal.
@@daisy9181 Now, it's both. These Ken and Karen parents who think their child walks on water.
@@daisy9181 I went to 2 PTA meetings in the 80s and 1 in the 90s, by then I was completely over it. The meetings were more of a parental competition of their children's achievements and their status in society, instead of improving education and raising money for activities in my town.
Yes
The best comedians are always the best story tellers.
"Son, you are not going to believe this.....but.....I'm at the same party...." I choked!!!!
I've been there... but it was my niece calling me. I called a friend, so my brother wouldn't hear about it, drove us both home.
Dave is the goat
@@That80sGuy1972 lmaooooo
OMG I freaking love Koy, and Hart cuz I really can relate to their parenting!!! Lmfao 🤣
Jo jr-"Where they going?"
Jo Koy-"Fucking school asshole"
That shit had me in tears 😂
Hilarious! But this compilation got me to think this generation was not born like this, it’s because of the environment and parenting by these very people making these jokes 😅
'Zactly!!!
Spot on! We're all connected no matter how we turn and twist. We should love more!
Every time I heard co workers talk about this or that generation I’d be like “your generation raised them that way”
@@Force5_Eye_Dev So, you followed everything your parents said until you were 18?
@@fatmonkey4716 I don't think I'm following what you're asking in relation to my statement.
The worst thing about being a parent is having to deal with certain other parents 😅
Omg yes. Just having to interact with them, and pretend to give a crap about their kids because their somehow in my kid's life😂
ABSOLUTELY THE BEST COMPILATION EVER. 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Jo Koy is hilarious, almost had tears
The teacher skit was hilarious
The Sesame Street jokes were so relatable. Wow. A friggin recycle bin? Lol I feel outraged as if I’m in the audience.
Cedric was funnnnnnny. They all did great😅😅😅❤
The guy's 100% correct on the Common Core math!
Common care was a Bill gates thing
@@GLo1991 that explains alot now.. . . .
Not necessarily, I am 2 years removed from high-school and I found out that kids in eighth grade in the school I used to go to are learning their times tables. IN THE EIGHTH GRADE!!! I learned that shit in 2nd grade.
@@aydennso Common Core type Times Tables, not traditional Times Tables! And that's only in low economic schools. Common Core Times Tables are harder. 🏫 👨🏫 🚸
@@aydennso I'm talking about the part where he said they make it so much more complicated, with all those steps.
I worked 2 jobs with several Gen Z and omg this is so damn true. Even they know it's true. That's why even Gen Z kids make fun of themselves. They KNOW they do crazy stuff
I don't believe you that they're able to make small talk.
@@jessicah3450 she didn't say they make small talks . They're just so full of themselves drowning in entitlement that they talkshit about themselves
As a Gen Z, i poke at some of the shit my generation does. Its insane. Im 18 and probably really mature for my age. It blows my mind the stuff people my age do.
@@mushroomlover479 your not like other girls
I think young people are always "crazy" in each generation.
people are still just people.
they are not more or less evolved.
they are just put into different situations.
if you somehow bring a baby from the middle ages and raise it, it will turn out just like any young person of this time.
they are not going to have middle ages sensibility just because it was born back then.
the common core compared to the front door joke is the funniest thing it deserved more laughs
Lmao! The dad trying to pick up his daughter early!!! Omg, he said the school's in cahoots with the mom!!! Omg, I'm dying!! 🤣😭
As a private school teacher...Yes 🙈🤣
I will love for your help later
Bet you’re a they them weirdo.
I think Gen Z are gonna breed some funny and memorable personalities. Shit reminds me of the 70s a time of plenty and people complaining and being restorative followed by an explosion of freedom
yea but they had acid shrooms etc gen z are cutting their dicks and tits off and identify as penguins
Guess you forgot a lot. Double digit inflation, watergate, Viet Nam war, disco, gas shortages, etc
Gen Z r gonna breed conservative and disciplined kids bc their generation r the first who cab easily find nude photos of their parents online. their parents r whores n lack morals. guys identify as girls and a bunch of nonsense. Gen Alpha will be common sense, down to earth. good valued people. gen z is disgusting
You know you're old when each of these make you laugh... then groan right after as the truth hits you.
Right
If only you were wrong ...
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Trolls like you are part of why most of us don't publicly admit to being Saved.
RIP DAVID ARNOLD ❤️❤️❤️ You are greatly missed ❤️❤️❤️
Becoming obsessed with Christina P 😂😂
By far the funniest stuff I've heard in a long time! Lord, I thought I was the only parent who thought this way! 🤣
Me too
The hover board story hit home 😂
Not at all
School meetings for me 😂
😊
Man I can't believe David A. Arnold is gone, I feel so bad for his kids (most of all). I know what it is like to lose a dad you are close to in ur late teens... affects you is the worse way. Wish the best for them.
I was so shocked to hear this sad -sad news. 😔 🙏 prayers for his family and loved ones.
What??!! When did he die, and of what? He still has kids in high school.
They ain’t never lying about them kids and them phones 😂 Kevin Hart was hilarious 😂❤
Oh my gosh the common core one 😂 I thought I was the only one the metaphor is the BEST !
Jo Koy ROCKS!!!
He’s **cking hilarious !!!
8:30 I couldn't agree more about Common Core math. I love math. I spent hundreds of hours working on Fermat's last theorem, prime numbers and the Goldbach conjecture, and derived two algorithms for finding irreducible Pythagorean sets, and a bunch of other match problems- all just for fun. But when my nephew asked me to help him with his common core math to solve a problem that is EASILY solved in my head, I wanted to cry. It's like going from Chicago to New York via Rangoon. Idiotic. BTW, my algebra teacher taught me a really cool way to solve Algebra problems, but I couldn't teach it to him. The testing procedure wouldn't allow that method.
Common core is a Bill gates thing. Not sure it was supposed to work
@@GLo1991 A Bill Gates thing? How so?
@@pickleballer1729
From WasPost
“The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation didn’t just bankroll the development of what became known as the Common Core State Standards. With more than $200 million, the foundation also built political support across the country, persuading state governments to make systemic and costly changes.”
Common Core method is used to dumb down kids. We went to the moon with old math, slide rulers and a few computers with less capacity than my phone.
@@GLo1991 Wow. Well, maybe the Common Core way of thinking makes better computer programmers. I mean, after all, the first computer program I wrote (A Prime number generator for doing math problems) was simpler than doing a simple problem with Common Core... LITERALLY.
My son is currently attending college and got sick with the flu. His school was so kind by delivering food to him. He said he loved the food except that they gave him juice from….**concentrate **! 😮. I have one of those…😳
6:00 Jo Koy’s private school teacher bit is SO very “Stuart Smalley”. 😂
“Sounds like YOU owe me MONEYYYY…”
Logical 😅
My stepdaughter asked my husband to take her on the bus and the train… she LOVED it
😂😂😂… I thought that was adorable!
What makes you appreciate gen z is one long, honest look at their elders.
And what gives you an honest look at, and makes your hatred of Gen-Z extremely valid, is watchin their stupidity and weakness unfold on TikTok...
@@waynefontaine5533 aint no way you just implied doing a little dance is worse than making black people drink out of a different water fountain. Honey, there are generational differences and they're a GOOD thing for a reason
@@waynefontaine5533absolutely!
Generation X : the forgotten generation.
Zoomers and millenials just think only boomers came before Millenials and Gen Z.
@@SoldierDrew I think they just lump us (genx) in with the boomers. Hell, they don’t know. To them if you’re over 40 you should go die somewhere
The common core joke is very good and accurate. I think what most old farts like me haven't been told is that we were never taught math, we were taught how to be a calculator. When that teaching method was invented, calculator was a white collar job. When I was taught by that method, calculator was something banks gave away free when you opened a checking account. When I was presented with actual math for the first time, I was completely lost.
I still use a calculator for my checkbook and stuff like that
That is so true about common core. I showed my son the old way and he's like "why don't they just teach us that?"
Thank Bill Gates for that one. He pushed common core into the educational system in US
#IdeologicalSubversion
@@MBeyelinecommon core is a education standard not curriculum.
@@charlesrichards9803 doesn't mean it was BETTER!!!!!
Whenever someone says “I was always - insert some very toxic shit - and I turned out just fine“ I'm like...“Did you really?“.
No they didn't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude says he's fine then proceeds to describe how he strangles his kid for doing nothing
My younger-end of milennial generation sister's dad is Baby Boomer. That means my mom and her dad had a baby as older people. (I'm GenX). He has said more than once: "They sprayed DDT around us... we turned out OK!"
His twin brother died of an organ cancer in their 20s in the 70s.
@@gabrielavazquez9433 Do you honesy believe real strangulation is happening? 🤔
Jo koy and the hoverboard had me dyinggggg
I'm adamant to parent like an 80s mom!! I'm shamed constantly but I think it's important for my kids to have skinned knees and independence!! This compilation is hilarious!!
shamed constantly? there might be a problem youre not realising lol
Damned right, I raise my kids the old fashioned way. The moment they could hold a rake or a shovel I put their ass to work
Not sure you realize but Parent shaming is out of control these days! No matter how you choose to parent! So yeah, likely constantly!
Good luck. I’m a classic stereotypical GenX - self sufficient, blue collar household, first and last to graduate college, and I have 2 teen girls, and let me tell you we can’t force them to have that chip on their shoulder like “we” did. That thing that really sucks, but also made us really tough? that we don’t want our kids to feel but still want them to somehow just have? It’s like solving rubric’s cube blindfolded.
I’m doing the opposite and it’s going well. The world needs all kinds of people, so all kinds of parents is probably the best formula. I get shamed the odd time, mostly by my brothers, because I talk to (not at) my son about his mistakes. I hear him out, and because I also make mistakes & it’s his life too I’m open to negotiation about punishments. I thought it would backfire, but he’s 13 and super respectful and my brothers haven’t made a peep in years lol their daughters are also turning out great! So again, there’s more than one right way.
Who is the girl in the pink suit??? She had me cracking up 😂😂
Tom Seguras wife.
@@ericadunn9435no way I didn’t even recognize her!!!
Lol! My bus driver started driving before we even sat down 😂😂😂😂
I didn't like riding school bus when I was in middle school. I had to sit on the edge!
Chapelle : duck grease is fancy shit
Me, who grew up in a place where duck is raised in every second farm yet poor : 🤔
David Arnold was on POINT. Spitting straight facts. I feel like I plyed with him on the same asphalt and concrete playground.
I miss him
I loved the one about the soft playground - real story - child on the cushioned playground with a helmet on and the helicopter parent hovering 😂wtf.
My eldest was in high school and I warned him in grade 9 and in grade 10 that he had to organize his courses intelligently so that no whole school year was too hard or too easy so that he had breathing room and challenge every year. If he did it wrong and he failed a class, that's his problem, I graduated high school and college, I'm not going to baby a person who can impregnate someone. Just no. So, I don't do helicopter parenting because it doesn't prepare a child for THIS world. Somebody isn't always going to be there when you fall and you have to learn how to get up on your own (with a loving parent on the sidelines cheering you on).
😳😧 that poor child will have paper-thin skin.
We used to climb trees, have bottle rocket wars, bike jump on ramps made of plywood and cinder blocks. Kids now are soft as baby shit😂😂
Maybe I'm old school, but you the heck puts a helmet on a child at a playground 🤔? I can see if they had surgery on their head but other than that-just no.
@@KarleneEexactly 💯
O..M..G, I love Jo Koy!
"Go fuck yourself" LMAO 🤣
Jokoy's bus story is the best for me 😂😂😂
That was funnier than hell and it came at a perfect time. I needed a good laugh and to loosen up a little. Thanks! Love them all!
Kathy, I hope today is better for you. It's been crappy for me to, so I get it about finding things to laugh at. Wishes for us both for better days.
Yes indeed 👍🏾
I agree 👍
My ANUS is also itchy today
Have a blessed day 🙏❤
Watching the 40 minute UA-cam video on common core math was literally me trying to help my kids with homework 😅🤣
My son and I are failing math made me nearly die of laughter.
Imagine pulling up to a club in a hoverboard🤣🤣🤣
LOL!! That was classic!
If I don't die trying to make it there on it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get out of my head!!!!! 😆 This was my life when my girls were in elementary school! You are hilarious!
OMG, I just had to pause for the Koy comment!!!! Brilliant!!! "You owe me money..." lmbo, laughed so hard!
"you want a ps4??"
"No"
"Why the f not??you selfish bro"😂😂😂😂😂😂
My mom never had to go through the stress of having to help her kids with homework. She always told us that if we didn’t understand something, we bother the teacher, not her, because it’s the teacher’s job to make sure we understand. We had to learn to teach ourselves if we were scared to ask the teacher or we didn’t understand even with the teacher’s help. Since I’m the youngest, if I needed help, I bothered my older siblings or searched the internet. I found it surprising that there are parents that take the time to help their children with their homework.
That's tragic.
I made it further in school than my parents cuz they dropped out, so passed 10th grade my parents COULDN'T help me
Ah there was no internet in the 80s
No help with homework, riding the school bus overloaded every day, no talking back to your parents, you only eat at 3 times a day no snacks, 1 tv in the house, 1 car and dad takes it to work everyday, mom never took anyone with her shopping got stuck babysitting the rest of the siblings, begging mom for mousse hair foam, hating the clothes mom picked out, crying over getting shoes that were not only ugly but also too big bc ohh my foot might grow too fast, 80’s music can’t listen to now bc brings back way too many memories.
The type of people who are ungrateful for their children and sound selfish. Unless you lived in some third world country. I might do those things too.
"dad,this is duck"😂🔥