Bill Burr Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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  • @Dustinsfishtanks
    @Dustinsfishtanks 4 роки тому +37094

    If people are offended I am glad Bill nailed it

    • @rikers263
      @rikers263 4 роки тому +953

      Offended mainly because what he said is true....lol

    • @bobafettsbiggestfan9009
      @bobafettsbiggestfan9009 4 роки тому +157

      REEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bobafettsbiggestfan9009
      @bobafettsbiggestfan9009 4 роки тому +273

      @todd REEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    • @rozzer8290
      @rozzer8290 4 роки тому +780

      @todd smith So what your saying is your offended, but just don't want to say your offended😅

    • @easylistening1377
      @easylistening1377 4 роки тому +150

      todd smith Hes awesome I miss comedy Blazing Saddles. Time to check in on funny 😄 love everyone smile today we need it.

  • @christophergregory1205
    @christophergregory1205 4 роки тому +4104

    "The nerve- where's the camera?- the NERVE"
    😂😂😂

  • @goblenator9688
    @goblenator9688 4 роки тому +3805

    Nothing offends people more than the truth about themselves

    • @TNDRAV
      @TNDRAV 4 роки тому +9

      Right!

    • @Necronaut
      @Necronaut 4 роки тому +6

      i never wore a mask, my whole family is still alive and well. you are an idiot lmao.

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi 4 роки тому +3

      This needs to be said at the front of every debate every time... all the time! And should be the only response to everyone that says they just got offended!

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi 4 роки тому

      @pissedpookie How does drunk driving fit into this?

    • @PhdMusic03
      @PhdMusic03 4 роки тому +13

      @@CD-vb9fi because doing things that are harmful won’t always yield the most negative consequences but still doesn’t justify doing them. Example you can drink and drive and get home fine but that doesn’t make it ok. Like not wearing a mask can lead to you or your family not contracting covid but that doesn’t make it ok simply bc the worst result (you or your family getting it and dying) didn’t happen. Get it?

  • @Heidegaff
    @Heidegaff Рік тому +1796

    "The nerv- where's the camera? The nerve!"
    God I love Bill Burr so much.

    • @libanarab5883
      @libanarab5883 Рік тому +13

      He didn’t lie in this at all. White women lives aren’t the worst

    • @rolanddeschain6265
      @rolanddeschain6265 Рік тому

      White women living in rich developed countries genuinely have it the easiest of any group of people on the planet.
      Compared to white men alone, they're more likely to receive a good education, more likely to receive government assistance, more likely to receive support from their families, less likely to suffer homelessness, ineligible for the draft, more likely to be hired for non-physical-labor jobs, vastly more likely to receive child support/custody/alimony in a divorce, more likely to have a circle of close friends, and less likely to be the victim of homicide OR suicide.
      Oh, it's also basically impossible for a white woman to be sentenced for a serious crime unless the evidence is overwhelming and heinous, and even then they'll receive half the punishment a man would for the same crime. There are currently about 2,500 death row inmates in the USA. Only 50 are women.
      Do they have perfect lives? No, obviously not. In particular the way the medical system treats women is pretty ugly, sexual harassment etc is unpleasant and frequent, and there's plenty of misogynistic stuff happening out there like mechanics trying to rip them off or old white guys at work talking down to them.
      But on a day-to-day level most white women walk around falling ass-backwards into money and luck, are never forced to do backbreaking labor to survive, and never see the slightest consequence for bad behavior. Must be nice.

    • @mason4354
      @mason4354 Рік тому +3

      Bilber has got to be the funniest comedian I swear to Bob 😂

    • @jrny724
      @jrny724 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @thekrevolution
      @thekrevolution Рік тому +2

      my favourite bit

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 4 роки тому +18384

    Just when I thought I couldn't love Bill Burr enough...

    • @zacharymanuel1649
      @zacharymanuel1649 4 роки тому +243

      Dave Chapel & Bill Burr special would be awesome 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾❤️❤️❤️

    • @youmayberight
      @youmayberight 4 роки тому +228

      @Andre Knowledge357 Someone needs a tissue.

    • @barragin9893
      @barragin9893 4 роки тому +82

      @@zacharymanuel1649 It was awesome - was called the Chappelle show - Bill Burr helped write a lot of the jokes and was in the skits.

    • @Metalchine
      @Metalchine 4 роки тому +29

      Can’t wait for your NFL highlight Commentary!! 🔥🔥🔥

    • @dsolo2161
      @dsolo2161 4 роки тому +19

      @Andre Knowledge357 Well, is it not innocent blood money?

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel 4 роки тому +1874

    The whole time it looked like he was thinking "don't say f*ck, don't say f*ck, don't say f*ck". Bill is too pure for network.

    • @raziele92
      @raziele92 4 роки тому +18

      I was expecting it any second through the whole episode.

    • @oldnepalihippie
      @oldnepalihippie 4 роки тому +4

      I agree. but when ur audience knows ur being cutting edge, r u actually? I think that threw his timing off, and I guess everyone is a bit rusty.

    • @robzs8388
      @robzs8388 4 роки тому +2

      lol i was literally just thinking that

    • @moniquemonicat
      @moniquemonicat 4 роки тому +5

      He's still a kiss-ass. Can smell his fear.

    • @argmax11
      @argmax11 4 роки тому

      exactly what I was thinking ! haha

  • @Fromard
    @Fromard 4 роки тому +3360

    Why was anyone offended? This was Bill Burr light.

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 4 роки тому +153

      Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are going to love it!

    • @BejitaConnor
      @BejitaConnor 4 роки тому +5

      I know, right?

    • @NMN89-k2b
      @NMN89-k2b 4 роки тому +18

      @@kobrien4121 more like your parents probably loved it. We're moving backwards.

    • @josie3221
      @josie3221 4 роки тому +21

      EB23 it's a quote from back to the future. I don't think they meant it was that serious.

    • @VirtueCry
      @VirtueCry 4 роки тому +3

      I'm not sure anyone really is offended, I think that's just what people expect to happen.

  • @earlgarcia2736
    @earlgarcia2736 2 роки тому +1119

    Love this guy. He doesn't care who he pisses off. Don't ever change, Bill.

    • @Boristheborat
      @Boristheborat 2 роки тому +2

      Comedy is all about pissing people off and not being funny. That's Burrrr problem...he's just not funny.

    • @mohamedsamroud7678
      @mohamedsamroud7678 2 роки тому +8

      @@Boristheborat yeah, he is speaking facts

    • @dantetejeda1868
      @dantetejeda1868 Рік тому +11

      @@Boristheborat or hear me out... you don't take things personal and enjoy the jokes

    • @ratwithahat4228
      @ratwithahat4228 Рік тому +1

      @@Boristheborat well humor happens to be subjective, just like a taste in music, or a taste in art.

    • @SuperXLodeStAR
      @SuperXLodeStAR Рік тому +2

      @@Boristheborat to YOU, he’s not funny. The rest of us with more than 2 brain cells are laughing

  • @MrBurgundy76
    @MrBurgundy76 3 роки тому +13226

    They tried to cancel him on Twitter and they found out he had a black wife and didn’t know what to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisbrand6688
      @chrisbrand6688 3 роки тому +316

      😂🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @Suchen_Wahrheit
      @Suchen_Wahrheit 3 роки тому +985

      He was running away from crazy Gucci booted ladies, then found Nia. Nia is awesome in his podcasts, too.

    • @MrBurgundy76
      @MrBurgundy76 3 роки тому +104

      @@Suchen_Wahrheit yes sir I listen. Love Bill Burr.

    • @frankbonini9128
      @frankbonini9128 3 роки тому +226

      A Black Goddess, to Boot

    • @travismcnasty51
      @travismcnasty51 3 роки тому +586

      His black wife probably gave him some real info about white feminism.

  • @_dsn671
    @_dsn671 3 роки тому +7075

    This isn't even Bill Burr at full strength and people are getting offended lmao

    • @armchairmaster
      @armchairmaster 3 роки тому +348

      Bill Burr at full strength was enough to single-handedly set Philly at permanent "shit-status" city for eternity.

    • @topxsoul
      @topxsoul 3 роки тому +20

      @@armchairmaster haha good point

    • @alexc5156
      @alexc5156 3 роки тому +55

      @@armchairmaster As a Philadelphian...I can attest that this is a very true statement

    • @wesleythompson7
      @wesleythompson7 3 роки тому +23

      @@armchairmaster I saw that 4 times that was LEGENDARY I MEAN UNFORGETTABLE LEGENDARY 😂😂

    • @Tucker117
      @Tucker117 3 роки тому +33

      this man is only at 10% of his full power

  • @JT_1290
    @JT_1290 4 роки тому +2062

    For the people complaining: Doctors say that when you lose one sense, the other senses overcompensate. This is why people with no sense of humour have an inflated sense of self importance.

    • @MadameX_
      @MadameX_ 4 роки тому +9

      Jay Templar yes!!!!!

    • @eamonngeraghty7379
      @eamonngeraghty7379 4 роки тому +27

      Great joke and on point

    • @onlyme112
      @onlyme112 4 роки тому +16

      Brilliantly put.

    • @_jacksheldon
      @_jacksheldon 4 роки тому +5

      Lol, except humor isn't one of the five senses. Understanding humor is like knowing math, either you get it, or you get good.

    • @ImSpun13
      @ImSpun13 4 роки тому +6

      Perfectly said mate. God himself couldn’t write truer words!

  • @ianmcpherson2171
    @ianmcpherson2171 Рік тому +1237

    Burr is the embodiment of chaotic neutral

    • @jididemtl
      @jididemtl Рік тому +17

      best comment 🎉 i have never thought about that

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove Рік тому +12

      Goddammit, the nostalgia. I'll bet Bill even understands the alignment language.

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... Рік тому +21

      I'd say he's chaotic good. Underscore the chaotic.
      Speaks against any and all stupid shit and in his heart he's a sweet and empathetic guy

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 Рік тому +6

      ​@AJHamada He loved his pit bull too much to be Neutral. That's Chaotic Good.

    • @sagebrush4613
      @sagebrush4613 3 місяці тому

      NICE

  • @beautifulsungoddess2015
    @beautifulsungoddess2015 4 роки тому +2390

    I'm a black woman....Been listening to Bill for years he's always been truthful in his comedy and very very funny. Shut up sit down and take your talking to. Classic, epic, hilarious

    • @applejones1697
      @applejones1697 4 роки тому +51

      According to your comment history you're also a Hispanic male and a black man.

    • @applejones1697
      @applejones1697 4 роки тому +15

      Lying sack

    • @jasong7373
      @jasong7373 4 роки тому +17

      If you’re a black woman and can’t recognize very elementary misogyny, or the problem with blaming systemic issues on another oppressed group to deter from focusing on the actual problem, maybe you shouldn’t lean on your identity as some kind of proof you know what you’re talking about.
      Edit: since this got a few likes I will elaborate and say I like Bill burr and I understand cancel culture can easily get out of hand. I just dislike it when people tokenize themselves and step up to be ambassadors of their group the way OP did.

    • @bryankelly8979
      @bryankelly8979 4 роки тому +14

      His opinion has not changed in the 10 years since I first heard them.

    • @beautifulsungoddess2015
      @beautifulsungoddess2015 4 роки тому +29

      @@jasong7373Another oppressed group? And whom might this other opressed group be? Lmao. You just proved his point.

  • @jean-michelwalker8829
    @jean-michelwalker8829 3 роки тому +7988

    “ and then white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression “ - THAT LINE IS COMEDY GOLD!!

    • @stevesteve6867
      @stevesteve6867 3 роки тому +10

      Akk white women have gucci boots? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @vaclavcernohorsky1
      @vaclavcernohorsky1 3 роки тому +48

      @@stevesteve6867 yep

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 3 роки тому +21

      He’s also way too big on ”white guilt”

    • @machojones1146
      @machojones1146 3 роки тому +203

      @@pale_saint he literally has a whole set where he shits on white guilt

    • @jowanacyrus9066
      @jowanacyrus9066 3 роки тому +139

      His wife is black... give the guy a break. Of course he's sensitive, aware and likely frustrated about the topic.... At least he can make people laugh about it!
      Gucci booted feet 😂😂😂😂😂 Classic.
      It doesn't seem to be a problem when people are roasting the shit out of black people all the time tho huh?

  • @jacksonthescorp6324
    @jacksonthescorp6324 4 роки тому +3359

    I came here because I was told the monologue was "outrageous" and "disturbing." It's neither of those things. It's just Bill Burr being Bill Burr. In a related story, I love Bill Burr.

    • @Saru-yr3qk
      @Saru-yr3qk 4 роки тому +100

      @@blackphilip8936
      He's mocking self-centered white liberals who "speak on behalf" of minorities because of their white savior complex. Mocking white liberal women in particular is typical Bill Burr, and honestly that demographic deserves whatever Bill hits them with.

    • @davieslocker86
      @davieslocker86 4 роки тому +21

      That headline caught you too huh lol

    • @loopyprawn
      @loopyprawn 4 роки тому +45

      Billy held back

    • @rajabcroswell9020
      @rajabcroswell9020 4 роки тому +88

      The truth is always disturbing and outrageous to those who live a lie.

    • @ImAlsoMerobiba
      @ImAlsoMerobiba 4 роки тому +11

      Really? You had to watch it to confirm it wasn't "outrageous" and "disturbing"? Seems like common sense that those people hadn't watched Bill Burr before, aren't used to his comedy or don't get it.

  • @botwhy
    @botwhy Рік тому +436

    It's so funny how he loses the audience, wins it back, loses them again only to get them back on his side. He's my absolute favorite comedian

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage Рік тому +7

      "Racism is okay when it's not directed at me"

    • @KishaTurner-c8w
      @KishaTurner-c8w 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@IllumirageRacism should never be okay. And I hope your opinion is not a popular one.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 6 місяців тому

      @@KishaTurner-c8w bill is a racist.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 6 місяців тому

      @@KishaTurner-c8w that isn't my stance, that's op's. Bill is a racist

    • @JohnTravena
      @JohnTravena 6 місяців тому +4

      Bill losing the Philly audience and abusing them til he wins them back is the most classic Bill Burr ever.

  • @nickcarter4006
    @nickcarter4006 3 роки тому +8919

    The only comedian who hears awkward silence and thinks to himself “fuck yea I’m killing”

    • @dchook100
      @dchook100 3 роки тому +351

      Even the band in the back looked like the carboard people-props at baseball games; meanwhile the majority of people watching at home are losing their shit with laughter.

    • @ejl74
      @ejl74 3 роки тому +117

      I thought the same thing lol they should have gave him 2 hr monologue

    • @cosmic_giant1523
      @cosmic_giant1523 3 роки тому +190

      I don't think he thought he was killing, I think he likes the awkwardness and it makes him happy when he steers farther into it😁

    • @dchook100
      @dchook100 3 роки тому +112

      Nothing stings or zings like the truth; comedians are the last bastion of honesty and in dire jeopardy.

    • @dank4662
      @dank4662 3 роки тому +75

      He did kill it

  • @lifevest1
    @lifevest1 4 роки тому +616

    Everyone’s saying Bill was so edgy and bold to say this.
    Anyone remotely a fan of Bill knows this was nowhere near his final form, he could of ranted for the entire episode with ease 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theman2934
      @theman2934 4 роки тому +22

      His most epic rant is the Philly Rant. I encourage you to watch/listen to it. Bill reached final form by trash talking an entire audience. Its amazing.

    • @joformby
      @joformby 4 роки тому +9

      I respect the "nowhere near his final form" remark. Accurate as hell my guy

    • @corners3755
      @corners3755 4 роки тому +5

      @@theman2934 That was a classic! He totally trashed philadelphians for his whole time allotment.

    • @OGJackmandoo
      @OGJackmandoo 4 роки тому +4

      ❤️ @ “his final form” 😂🤣

    • @Ranivus
      @Ranivus 4 роки тому +4

      He says worse stuff on his monday morning podcast LMAO

  • @quinnmurph2750
    @quinnmurph2750 4 роки тому +2215

    "For centuries... you rolled around in the blood money...." That's the killer line. Damn.

    • @cm24624
      @cm24624 4 роки тому +21

      LMAO!

    • @tomacas
      @tomacas 4 роки тому +289

      I love how Chappelle said it: "You were in on the heist, you just didn't like your cut."

    • @KingAsaYah
      @KingAsaYah 4 роки тому +121

      Like a mafia wife, she knows what her gangster husband is doing but she turns a blind eye and lives the good life until he’s caught then she acts like shes innocent and never knew what he was doing.
      She’s more devious than he is.

    • @OGMama75
      @OGMama75 4 роки тому +24

      He ain't lying!

    • @TheKmonta
      @TheKmonta 4 роки тому +20

      Yes! a killer line.....and it's TRUE!

  • @kenb991
    @kenb991 Рік тому +336

    The audience was scared to laugh he kept going. Love it.

    • @niallk9336
      @niallk9336 Рік тому +13

      SNL audience demographic is exactly who he's going in on.
      I think he knew this would "flop" live with the audience demographic, but be legendary on recording.

    • @loveonick1
      @loveonick1 Рік тому

      and the sound was muffled by the masks they're wearing

  • @jeffvalencia7656
    @jeffvalencia7656 4 роки тому +2317

    Bill is cancel proof, he's built different.

    • @ArrickD
      @ArrickD 4 роки тому +62

      Because there’s quite a bit of truth tucked in behind his anger 😂

    • @flowerknight4879
      @flowerknight4879 4 роки тому +18

      Hes bill dipperly

    • @masoe
      @masoe 4 роки тому +30

      It's called "not giving a shit"

    • @jurgisvalancauskas4006
      @jurgisvalancauskas4006 4 роки тому +27

      he did a wise move - married a black woman. it's hard to cancel a guy who does this. his "alliance" with black community allows him to get away with telling risky stuff

    • @kenmccoy1158
      @kenmccoy1158 4 роки тому +11

      Cuz he patrice bestfriend carrying that torch

  • @brendenedgeworth9311
    @brendenedgeworth9311 4 роки тому +858

    “Where’s the camera? THE NERVE”
    God, I love Bill Burr.

    • @nazifhossain1352
      @nazifhossain1352 4 роки тому +4

      That was my favorite moment.

    • @samjim89
      @samjim89 4 роки тому

      I don't find burr funny I believe he is a good comedian I respect him. But yes that part made me laugh.

    • @toddwhite1036
      @toddwhite1036 4 роки тому +1

      That was perfect...

    • @samjim89
      @samjim89 4 роки тому

      @nicolas guzman I do love stand up (louis ck felipe Esparza Amy Wong) just not bill burr but still respect him as a comedian.

  • @denisemilfort4581
    @denisemilfort4581 4 роки тому +1822

    Haven't watched SNL in years, I'm here for Bill Burr. Tell em Bill!

    • @crumari
      @crumari 4 роки тому +2

      100%

    • @gadielsilva6826
      @gadielsilva6826 4 роки тому +1

      i think every one feels the same way .

    • @Nagirdnal
      @Nagirdnal 4 роки тому +7

      Same here. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on SNL since the days of Chris Farley. And it’s actually true unlike most of the shit on the show.

    • @bluexray7429
      @bluexray7429 4 роки тому

      You are gorgeous

    • @mrshifter9582
      @mrshifter9582 4 роки тому +3

      Well said sister, I'm a white 51 year old English man and bill burr is out on his own.

  • @yoitsblang
    @yoitsblang 2 роки тому +257

    honestly as much as we'd like to think we'd be this brave or strong, most if not all of us could go on national tv and do this routine to a silent audience knowing full well that they are not enjoying it and continuing it with confidence and the energy bill has here. That's more than just talent that's a fucking work ethic right there.

    • @dennisrphymurphy7929
      @dennisrphymurphy7929 Рік тому +4

      Bang on !... he was a FORCE that evening!

    • @Zebra_3
      @Zebra_3 Рік тому +10

      I don't think the SNL crowd deserves him.

    • @kauffrau6764
      @kauffrau6764 Рік тому +4

      @@Zebra_3 Agree, he's far beyond them.

    • @abdulg4762
      @abdulg4762 Рік тому +4

      Man is a national treasure.

    • @orchidpanda2253
      @orchidpanda2253 7 місяців тому +2

      that's not work ethic, it's called courage. The man has balls.

  • @FearLessWander
    @FearLessWander 4 роки тому +3790

    The nervous laughter lmao they aren’t ready for Ol Billy Red nuts.

    • @nickhansen8874
      @nickhansen8874 4 роки тому +39

      Don_La_Da I honestly believe his monologue went fine. The audience is still cut down so the experience is not going to be the norm. As a fan of Bill’s he did pretty well considering the circumstances.

    • @neilyaremchuk6798
      @neilyaremchuk6798 4 роки тому +8

      They were hoping for Alec Baldwin.

    • @nickhansen8874
      @nickhansen8874 4 роки тому +2

      Neil Yaremchuk Nah.

    • @lizardpeopleking5102
      @lizardpeopleking5102 4 роки тому +20

      I love how they come around to the jokes once he gets to the punchline, as it slowly dawns on them that he didn't say anything remotely bigoted. Furthermore I love that shit-eating grin on his face when he says "... for a group of people that were never ENSLAVED" and like no one laughs.
      And then he has them at the punchline. This is so brilliant.

    • @lukasv5778
      @lukasv5778 4 роки тому +7

      By far my favorite nickname for bill burr hahaha

  • @sequoia1171
    @sequoia1171 4 роки тому +4119

    I love how Bill Burr can make an audience uncomfortable like no one else. Total craft mastery

    • @jayrosenstein957
      @jayrosenstein957 4 роки тому +33

      not uncomfortable. just not funny.

    • @eep3
      @eep3 4 роки тому +160

      Jay Rosenstein dude it was so funny, wdym. he’s telling it like it is

    • @valentinalmaguer2216
      @valentinalmaguer2216 4 роки тому +102

      They are uncomfortable because he is talking the truth and people are uncomfortable with that nowadays

    • @3amDayDreamer
      @3amDayDreamer 4 роки тому +68

      @CAL1FORN1A No, he didn't. Bill is very tame here. You haven't seen his stand ups... Bill is one of the best in stand up.

    • @3amDayDreamer
      @3amDayDreamer 4 роки тому +52

      @markmac Yes they would!!! He would have been trending #1 immediately! Could you imagine if George Carlan was alive around this time?? 😂😂😂 Stand up Comedians like Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are important around these times. PC culture is getting worse.

  • @barbballard8526
    @barbballard8526 4 роки тому +844

    I am a 75 year old white woman, and I have seen everyone of his specials, truly love him.

    • @morales1ist
      @morales1ist 4 роки тому +11

      I think I love you!

    • @RJSnow
      @RJSnow 4 роки тому +14

      Barb, i want to buy u a beer

    • @Lehmann108
      @Lehmann108 4 роки тому +9

      I don't know who you're married to, who your kids and grandkids are, but they better hangout with you to keep their heads screwed on right. Popular culture is fucking poison now.

    • @abdullahalkhatib1416
      @abdullahalkhatib1416 4 роки тому +9

      Username checks out

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 4 роки тому +9

      75-year-olds have an actual sense of humor. If the audience had all been under age 27, they would have screamed, booed, and run from the theater.

  • @chickenflippers
    @chickenflippers 16 днів тому +18

    Looking forward to Bill Burr this Saturday. Wild times we live in.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 12 днів тому

      Wasn't quite this good but still pretty funny

  • @lloydchristmas168
    @lloydchristmas168 4 роки тому +5182

    If you're a white woman and you were offended - you're what he's talking about.

  • @djdmvsdanavigator5034
    @djdmvsdanavigator5034 4 роки тому +1197

    Im black and highly offended, why am I'm just knowing about this guy? He funny as all hell!

    • @oncinaust5178
      @oncinaust5178 4 роки тому +41

      Also look up Cathleen Matagan she is funny as Heck and has been being hidden from black people. Serves you right for hiding Kat Williams.

    • @nastasiaj
      @nastasiaj 4 роки тому +53

      Bill Burr is a national treasure. I encourage you to watch more of him on UA-cam clips. I'm jealous you get to see all his stuff for the first time!

    • @mochamommyATX
      @mochamommyATX 4 роки тому +10

      This guy has been on Def Jam AND has a few Netflix Special. He has appeared with Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK and Joe Rogan. This GUY has a resume

    • @TerraHerr11
      @TerraHerr11 4 роки тому +4

      You gotta watch his skits!!

    • @michaeltadlock1987
      @michaeltadlock1987 4 роки тому +9

      Welcome back from up under ur rock. Lmao. He’s the number 2 to Dave as the best comedian of modern times. Maybe Tied with Chris.

  • @Bawlzmcgruff
    @Bawlzmcgruff 4 роки тому +645

    I f****** love how he goes in on everyone doesn't matter who's in front of him

    • @DM-zr7vc
      @DM-zr7vc 4 роки тому +4

      It's all butt hurt liberals in front of him

    • @moniquemonicat
      @moniquemonicat 4 роки тому

      He only goes after whites in this diatribe.

    • @davidmeichner8346
      @davidmeichner8346 4 роки тому

      This was great and I'm re-watching.

    • @davidmeichner8346
      @davidmeichner8346 4 роки тому

      @@moniquemonicat Who wants the woke mob to cancel during the show, the way Davison did the Potter author? (I didn't see that because the show otherwise sickens in its bias nowadays.)

    • @maxarnold4858
      @maxarnold4858 4 роки тому

      Realist Views burr is liberal

  • @JaggedRecordsVa
    @JaggedRecordsVa 2 роки тому +367

    This monologue will go down in comedy history as one of the greatest performances. I stand by what I said.

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 11 місяців тому +2

      Unfortunately, I think Louis CK's first monologue is better, as good as this was. He got more of the audience laughing (uncomfortably) at more taboo subjects.

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 7 місяців тому

      ​@@jacobshirley3457That defines comedy, does it?
      Shirley, you know better.

    • @jonm6775
      @jonm6775 Місяць тому

      Me too. Especially the comments on white women lol

  • @danielnemire
    @danielnemire 4 роки тому +2331

    The fact that this got as much backlash as it did is troubling. People aren’t actually listening, they’re just waiting to be offended.

    • @sillyrascal3382
      @sillyrascal3382 4 роки тому +27

      Thats it, lets change some more sports team names. I'm offended.

    • @Rainspector
      @Rainspector 4 роки тому +34

      exaxtly. fuck PC culture I wonder how pissed the SNL cast was about his monolog

    • @drgaidhane
      @drgaidhane 4 роки тому +30

      @@Rainspector Didn't you watch Weekend Update? Its the same type of dark humor. This monologue is SNL standard. Weird how people think SNL is offended by this when they completely hosted and encouraged this.

    • @Rainspector
      @Rainspector 4 роки тому +9

      @@drgaidhane dude SNL had that black chick from the 2016 abortion they called GhostBusters and when a third movie was announced she brought up Trump. the cast may do skits that go against the PC grain that doesnt mean they arent PC. the few on there I know arent is Pete Davidson and maybe Kenan Thompson

    • @angelatrahan6321
      @angelatrahan6321 4 роки тому +7

      That's what I think too... After reading the headlines, I thought for sure he said something completely "Bill Burr-esque"... which is always funny, but of course, not for some. But this isn't even ANYTHING on the level as some of the off the wall (on the mark) stuff he usually says.

  • @davidbouchard8963
    @davidbouchard8963 3 роки тому +797

    Bill Burr's laugh, when he knows he said something that hit too close to home, is fucking awesome!

    • @codyj6505
      @codyj6505 3 роки тому +10

      his self chuckle is gold! i feel like thats how you know hes a genuine comedian, hes up there just trying to make himself laugh.

    • @unfinishedgamesnDLC
      @unfinishedgamesnDLC 3 роки тому

      Sounds like Chancellor Palpatine

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 4 роки тому +705

    "The nerve. Where's the camera?"
    *_"THE NERVE"_*

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 4 роки тому +9

      That was simply brilliant. I laughed my ass off.

    • @SteveFuchs
      @SteveFuchs 4 роки тому +2

      4:11

    • @rd4454
      @rd4454 4 роки тому +4

      I laugh so hard I farted and snorted at the same time. My husband looked grossed out. Hey he put rings on it and they said better or worst. This is the better. We getting old. The worst is yet to come.

    • @chrissmyers2884
      @chrissmyers2884 4 роки тому

      That was CLASSIC Bill Burr. It will go down as the best part of his career.

  • @truthbtold1392
    @truthbtold1392 Рік тому +136

    I love the way the crowd doesnt laugh at some of his jokes. Its hilarious to me :) Ploughing ahead!

    • @davids7209
      @davids7209 Рік тому +4

      IKR!!! I about fell out of my chair when he said that! Funniest thing EVER!

    • @CreationsByRachel
      @CreationsByRachel 5 місяців тому

      Yea white people are ok until you start peeling off their layers they get uncomfortable really quick. 😂

  • @idk9276
    @idk9276 4 роки тому +1582

    This is the least “offensive” he’s ever been. And he’s still hilarious

    • @idk9276
      @idk9276 4 роки тому +35

      @Anthony Lopez
      You clearly don’t know very much about comedy.

    • @mikehanna1981
      @mikehanna1981 4 роки тому +31

      @Anthony Lopez Did Rick Moranis die? No? Then it's fucking funny. Deal with it.

    • @gloomy9728
      @gloomy9728 4 роки тому +21

      @Anthony Lopez It was funny when Richard Spencer got sucker punched. This is funny too.

    • @zanderblack4590
      @zanderblack4590 4 роки тому +21

      @@mikehanna1981 Don't feed into this troll. They a part of the problem with today. ITS COMEDY. You turn some of the most hard topics and you turn it into something we can laugh at while giving perspective.

    • @zanderblack4590
      @zanderblack4590 4 роки тому +15

      @Anthony Lopez Stop being a sensitive person. My goodness. ITS COMEDY. Stop trolling or grow a pair.

  • @kseries1981
    @kseries1981 4 роки тому +7042

    I feel like this audience wasn't prepared for the Bill Burr.

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed 4 роки тому +96

      They seemed fine. Also this was pretty tame for burr. You’re not better than the audience.

    • @JamarD421
      @JamarD421 4 роки тому +61

      Smaller crowd. Smaller amount of laughs. Surely if it was full the laughter would have been tremendous.

    • @thasweetnessin07
      @thasweetnessin07 4 роки тому +23

      They weren't! They were ctfu until it came to the touchy subjects then the laughs hesitated. They pulled thru though.

    • @JusRed48
      @JusRed48 4 роки тому +46

      Even audiences that pay to see Bill Burr aren't prepared for him lol.

    • @dHolbach77
      @dHolbach77 4 роки тому +11

      Maybe because they were decent, non-bigoted people, unlike Burr.

  • @niteshkhatiwada2511
    @niteshkhatiwada2511 4 роки тому +562

    Bill Burr ranting in his stand up is basically therapy for him and entertainment for us... I love it !!!

  • @IamRa-18
    @IamRa-18 Рік тому +74

    That “where’s the camera” line was so subtle but so funny

  • @Tfran2917
    @Tfran2917 4 роки тому +810

    The people who want to cancel Bill Burr over this monologue were never in his fan base to begin with. Bill will be just fine. His fans have been desensitized to his kind of comedy long ago.

    • @kelvinr.4261
      @kelvinr.4261 4 роки тому +6

      @@zachhayes9512 Exactly. Surprised and laughing at the reactions and people all up in arms about shitty SNL. Apparently people have never heard of Bill Burr.

    • @tricky2055
      @tricky2055 4 роки тому +18

      They can’t cancel Bill Burr. Bill Burr does the canceling.

    • @mm_A
      @mm_A 4 роки тому

      Yeah. None of the “bros” will cancel him. His Trump fans will also stay rabid

    • @deucesax4756
      @deucesax4756 4 роки тому +5

      Name one person who wants to cancel him.

    • @Remi-bt7tp
      @Remi-bt7tp 4 роки тому +10

      Triggered people doing a search for Bill Burr’s wife are gonna be even more triggered . Everyone saying he’s a hack and they never heard of him don’t realize if you ask any comedian who’s the best they will all say he’s top 3 prob right behind Dave Chappelle.

  • @BTheMag
    @BTheMag 4 роки тому +1506

    Man if people got offended by this, imagine listening to his specials and his other unfiltered stand ups. I love the nervous laughter throughout! Bill Burr’s the man!

    • @SteveDeNiro
      @SteveDeNiro 4 роки тому +4

      heads would explode all over the country

    • @silvermanicattack8190
      @silvermanicattack8190 4 роки тому +1

      Went to oregon yestetday,maga hat and mask,they all seemed so anxious and mad.they all have bowed to the fuck you culture.couldnt wait to leave that pretty state to get back to the dust and dirtt of very red prescott az.truly Trump country,blessed to see house's trucks stickers yard signs everywhere for Trump.god bless Pres.Trump

    • @jcolterh
      @jcolterh 4 роки тому +4

      What are you talking about? His jokes are politically correct. He only hates on white people while talking about how oppressed black people are. His material is safe. If it wasn't he would never be on SNL, a show ran by a guy who's ethnicity I can't even mention without getting my post deleted.

    • @jeramysteve3394
      @jeramysteve3394 4 роки тому +2

      Or God forbid his podcast.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 роки тому +1

      @@silvermanicattack8190 but silvia, you live in a red bubble, and since COVID can't penetrate that thick outer shell, you don't have to worry about getting your mom and dad sick...right? but since you went to Oregon, you should probably quarantine for two weeks. Stay safe for them. Or, I hope your family will someday forgive you for killing someone they used to love.

  • @andrewwilson8374
    @andrewwilson8374 4 роки тому +882

    All these comments about the stiff crowd....Bill is a smart guy. He knows folks that support cancel culture are in the audience and watching. He used this as his chance to voice his frustration directly to them. Well done, Bill

    • @radiantrenee406
      @radiantrenee406 4 роки тому +10

      Nice observation.

    • @juan.zabala
      @juan.zabala 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, but still, it was his dream to be there. Who would choose to bomb willingly?

    • @Isosceles8818
      @Isosceles8818 4 роки тому +5

      @@juan.zabala
      At a certain point the charade gets old. Read the short story the Emperor's New Clothes. How can any honest man go in front of a crowd and say things he knows not to be true? That man can't live with himself. That man lives for the opinions of others so he doesn't have to reflect on what he thinks of himself. Bill Burr took a stand on SNL; a show that tells people to think one way and he gave them a little taste of the real world and that not everyone thinks the same way they do.

    • @mitchjr77
      @mitchjr77 4 роки тому +17

      @@juan.zabala I think Bill Burr is one of the few who WOULD Bomb on purpose. Just to drive it home in order to make you uncomfortable and reflect at how absurd our reality is right now. All great comedians who can read their audience do this time to time.
      Also, talking about Bombing on purpose, check out Bill’s Philly Rant and his interview about it afterwards. It’s a thing of beauty!

    • @Mitchytime
      @Mitchytime 4 роки тому +8

      I completely agree. He learned a lot of those angles from Patrice O’Neal too. Bill is no stranger to working a crowd with uncomfortable truths. I love it!

  • @BrandonMobley614
    @BrandonMobley614 2 роки тому +842

    As sensitive as the world is now, I don't see Bill Burr being invited back anytime soon. That being said, this was one of the best opening monologues in SNL history.

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 3 роки тому +3469

    “The nerve- where’s the camera? THE NERVE.”

    • @tonyacummings5794
      @tonyacummings5794 3 роки тому +21

      So good

    • @msbronzegoddess3166
      @msbronzegoddess3166 3 роки тому +3

      🤣

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 3 роки тому +24

      Normally I’m like, “ugh, quoting the video just to get likes”, but that was funny so you get a 👍.

    • @thomasweeden2683
      @thomasweeden2683 3 роки тому +10

      @@georgecaplin9075 yeah you have to be a little creative with it, can’t just quote it exactly, gotta throw in some capitalized words here and there to match the quote

    • @ozanyoung2909
      @ozanyoung2909 3 роки тому +8

      Full-on Burr.

  • @jaydixon9452
    @jaydixon9452 4 роки тому +3232

    Bill is the white chappelle, you can't cancel him he's great.

    • @justjen1682
      @justjen1682 4 роки тому +24

      💯 he’s a whole vibe!

    • @VonJay
      @VonJay 4 роки тому +67

      He's the white Patrice

    • @trwsandford
      @trwsandford 4 роки тому +77

      Bill Burr just canceled cancel culture. Mic drop.

    • @rayluv8951
      @rayluv8951 4 роки тому +11

      Take it easy now Jay

    • @jaydixon9452
      @jaydixon9452 4 роки тому +8

      @@rayluv8951 true true chappelle is on a whole other level

  • @ricoolivarez94
    @ricoolivarez94 4 роки тому +1070

    Burr, don't ever change, homie.

    • @gailremp8389
      @gailremp8389 4 роки тому

      He won't. That's his food on the table act...

    • @BizzeeB
      @BizzeeB 4 роки тому

      I don't think he can :-)

    • @MrVara411
      @MrVara411 4 роки тому +3

      @@blackphilip8936 He has changed a bit... I've seen him live three times and saw a bit of an evolution. It's kind of inevitable as we all evolve. Even so I think this monologue was edgy and brave especially considering the venue.

    • @MrVara411
      @MrVara411 4 роки тому +1

      @Andre Knowledge357 Hey brother, relax: I said brave *considering the venue.* SNL clapping seals are uber Lefties. As someone else commented, this is Burr at 10%. I've had the same feeling on his wife influencing his comedy too, though... the timelines certainly seem to coincide. I can't be sure, though. Anyway this particular skit wasn't too bad, IMO.

    • @ricoolivarez94
      @ricoolivarez94 4 роки тому

      @@blackphilip8936 you punch up, not down.

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 2 роки тому +244

    As a white woman, I can only roll my eyes that other white women in the studio audience obviously took offense. Bill’s hilarious and spot on!! And as others noted, this set is MILD compared to his usual tirades. 😂

    • @DosAleph
      @DosAleph 2 роки тому

      If you're a bernie bro, leave my land

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 Рік тому

      The campaign is over, HillaryBot.

  • @csainphor
    @csainphor 4 роки тому +559

    I'm glad they let him be true to himself. Not everyone will like it but that's fine.

    • @sheri0082
      @sheri0082 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @claytonroberts1622
      @claytonroberts1622 4 роки тому +7

      Snl May be a bit left but they very much are for free speech

    • @dudex2450
      @dudex2450 4 роки тому +7

      They don't like it because the truth hurts.

    • @csainphor
      @csainphor 4 роки тому

      @@claytonroberts1622 yes, so right!✊🏾

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 4 роки тому +13

      "The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about 50 people laughing, and 50 people horrified." - Patrice O'Neal.
      I'd say Bill Burr is on the right track.

  • @FrankValchiria
    @FrankValchiria 4 роки тому +3910

    Bill killed it. he slapped with facts that slow audience

    • @LeroyBraun
      @LeroyBraun 4 роки тому +57

      Awakening the woke.

    • @CoopyKat
      @CoopyKat 4 роки тому +7

      You're a jackass. Stay off the internet, drink your beer and enjoy your trailer.

    • @janusconner3710
      @janusconner3710 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah he did 😂

    • @sozski2433
      @sozski2433 4 роки тому +3

      Shark Fear lmao I just said this on another comment 😂😂

    • @joemonbeck9355
      @joemonbeck9355 4 роки тому +6

      I thought it was funny, but this was standup, not factual.

  • @Monica-vt4mz
    @Monica-vt4mz 4 роки тому +2533

    “You were in on the heist, you just didn’t like your cut” -- Dave Chappelle

  • @Joshua-ub2su
    @Joshua-ub2su 15 днів тому +10

    His 2024 monologue gonna hit very hard

  • @michaelsmyth5877
    @michaelsmyth5877 4 роки тому +2874

    He baited white women into complaining about this, by joking they complain allot. Wow he played you Haha.

  • @billdozer7448
    @billdozer7448 4 роки тому +322

    Literally one of the only people that could get me to watch a bit of modern SNL.

    • @ArkhonXIX
      @ArkhonXIX 4 роки тому +6

      Isn't that the fuckin truth. Show has been dogshit for yeaaarrsss

    • @themousemagician9535
      @themousemagician9535 4 роки тому +2

      living the life elaborate

    • @kerrell95
      @kerrell95 4 роки тому

      @living the life In what way?

    • @jb-2714
      @jb-2714 4 роки тому

      @M 40 wow you made such a great point.

    • @ij9466
      @ij9466 4 роки тому

      M 40 Some people have different type of humors. I don’t mind dark humor like Anthony jeselnik but bill burr voice annoys me. He sounds like he is screaming when he is talking.

  • @deburke321
    @deburke321 4 роки тому +5405

    Almost 140K likes, less than 7K dislikes.
    Barely anyone is actually offended, the people who are just happen to be very loud, no need to indulge them

    • @samahnsoleimanian1756
      @samahnsoleimanian1756 4 роки тому +23

      It was neither offensive nor funny. He lacked actual punchlines.

    • @flukislucas
      @flukislucas 4 роки тому +180

      I think most of the people who were “offended” weren’t actually offended, rather they just love being offended on twitter to show how virtuous they are

    • @elistover
      @elistover 4 роки тому +137

      @@samahnsoleimanian1756 hhmm yes, much intellectual

    • @bobbybrown1389
      @bobbybrown1389 4 роки тому +5

      Once again please do not speak for anyone but yourselves

    • @Dmhlcmb
      @Dmhlcmb 4 роки тому +61

      Well said. Twitter is an amplifier for people with bad ideas.

  • @whitneyphilis
    @whitneyphilis Рік тому +29

    Laughed throughout. He is real no sugarcoating 😂👏🏾he don't care and I love that for us. We need to stop being sensitive and entitled to thinking no one will disagree with us. Love it💜

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 10 місяців тому

      White woman line had me rolling lmaao

  • @SilentCheechGaming1991
    @SilentCheechGaming1991 4 роки тому +2514

    People think this is offensive? This was extremely tame.

    • @clayongayle8870
      @clayongayle8870 4 роки тому +1

      Super

    • @liquidhydronium
      @liquidhydronium 4 роки тому +59

      I'm guessing it's only the white women who are offended.

    • @Br1gH7Kn1gH7
      @Br1gH7Kn1gH7 4 роки тому +4

      Right I was hoping for a little more

    • @fizz71
      @fizz71 4 роки тому +17

      Considering how he talked about killing off most of the population in many of his specials this was VERY tame!

    • @jking907
      @jking907 4 роки тому +13

      @@fizz71 in this climate, joking about killing people is fine but poking fun at women is a crime and clearly an attack against females everywhere

  • @Jayzone702
    @Jayzone702 4 роки тому +997

    People saying how controversy this is. This is nothing compared to his regular material

    • @grioulaloula8594
      @grioulaloula8594 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly.

    • @sithtabby
      @sithtabby 4 роки тому +20

      I agree, I thought this was pretty tame compared to how Burr normally is.

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie 4 роки тому +6

      Its controversial for people who barely watch any stand up comedy

    • @jaycourtel4478
      @jaycourtel4478 4 роки тому +9

      Michael Jacobs Bill Burr has made jokes of all races. You sound stupid and really behind in life

    • @justincavinder5504
      @justincavinder5504 4 роки тому +1

      Right lol

  • @bastiat6865
    @bastiat6865 4 роки тому +385

    "...sit down, next to me, and take your talking to..."
    Epic.

    • @MsBee-nj9kp
      @MsBee-nj9kp 4 роки тому +9

      Yesssss I thought that was funny!!!😄😁

  • @EmiMart77
    @EmiMart77 Рік тому +32

    The way the audience feels awkward just makes it so much better… they don’t want to feel guilt

  • @ryanknight1981
    @ryanknight1981 4 роки тому +2037

    He nailed this. Half the audience is laughing, the other half is uncomfortable. Thats comedy genius

    • @chrisortiz8072
      @chrisortiz8072 4 роки тому +4

      People dont like to be lumped into groups. It's like saying meh fk your thoughts and feelings to them lol. So while comedy doesnt upset me especially because I'm not going to value opinions of endless comedians I can kind of see why seem people would be like here we go again talking sht about us lol

    • @foxysideburns5741
      @foxysideburns5741 3 роки тому +27

      @@chrisortiz8072 yeah bill realizes this. He trashed every “group” evenly as a result

    • @DongusMcBongus
      @DongusMcBongus 3 роки тому +33

      **Nods in Patrice**

    • @Derpster2493
      @Derpster2493 3 роки тому +2

      He told Conan the goal is to offend everybody. Here he left out the second part.

    • @darnell7871
      @darnell7871 3 роки тому +7

      Just like Patrice O Neal said

  • @toobeast673
    @toobeast673 4 роки тому +1821

    Bill Burr was holding back and people in the crowd were still scared to laugh

    • @IBProfane
      @IBProfane 4 роки тому +24

      That's one hell of a logo you got there. It's the new r-word.

    • @Hayala0414
      @Hayala0414 4 роки тому +10

      Afraid to laugh...that's when you can tell it's good. Che' said that on a talk show. They hit a nerve. Love Bill.

    • @jessiegarcia9410
      @jessiegarcia9410 4 роки тому +13

      Lol Yup. This was Burr being tame.

    • @simpvicious875
      @simpvicious875 4 роки тому +8

      they weren't laughing because it wasn't funny

    • @Cloudninja927
      @Cloudninja927 4 роки тому +1

      IBProfane 😂😂😂

  • @EKKing-wy2jq
    @EKKing-wy2jq 4 роки тому +2023

    “The nerve o- [where’s the camera] THE NERVE OF WHITE WOMEN”

    • @radiantrenee406
      @radiantrenee406 4 роки тому +59

      That direct look into the camera was shocking...he meant business for real😅

    • @davecam4863
      @davecam4863 4 роки тому +66

      With their SUVs and heated seats. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamuraiJonez
      @SamuraiJonez 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah that one took me out ☠

    • @myabbayah9092
      @myabbayah9092 4 роки тому +10

      LOL. He spoke the truth tho..

    • @StageInTheSkyCreations
      @StageInTheSkyCreations 4 роки тому +13

      I already knew this was gonna be good. Bill Burr is the hero we need.

  • @googelle7555
    @googelle7555 Рік тому +84

    This crowd deserves a Philly Rant.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Рік тому

      nah. Only Philly deserves that ;)

    • @dickgrayson8092
      @dickgrayson8092 Рік тому +1

      @@jv-lk7bc You're right. This crowd deserves WAY worse. 👍💯

  • @outersun
    @outersun 4 роки тому +914

    “Occasionally when you snuck off with a black dude and got caught you said it wasn’t consensual!” I wish I could have seen the audience mask-less faces LOL!

    • @Dutchman294
      @Dutchman294 4 роки тому +33

      It's true though lol. That's why it hit home so hard.

    • @novanova6018
      @novanova6018 4 роки тому +2

      @CStarz 🤣

    • @kw2519
      @kw2519 4 роки тому

      Mayan Ruins yep, this shit is so transparent.

    • @outersun
      @outersun 4 роки тому +10

      @Mayan Ruins Yeah, I’m black too...I was offended once back in 1973....think it was Dad whooping my ass for something I did.

    • @hannahlockette9504
      @hannahlockette9504 4 роки тому

      Me too

  • @peteypanda6668
    @peteypanda6668 4 роки тому +222

    Ahh Ive missed hearing people speak the truth without worrying who is upset. Welcome back Bill, my man.

  • @frankiejean9152
    @frankiejean9152 4 роки тому +440

    He was waaaay toned down for this idk why people are so sensitive

    • @docspkabl45
      @docspkabl45 4 роки тому +41

      These ppl obviously don't know Bill Burr.
      He was operating at what, 30% doing this bit.
      And if you were offended.....mission accomplished.

    • @nickoligroski9013
      @nickoligroski9013 4 роки тому +2

      @@docspkabl45 10%

    • @x-man9473
      @x-man9473 4 роки тому +4

      humanity87.home.blog/2020/10/11/bill-burrs-snl-monologue-triggers-white-women/

    • @jltwin501
      @jltwin501 4 роки тому

      @@x-man9473 ".home", sounds like a respected and professional domain.
      I dont understand the manic need for this stand-up to offend others.

    • @x-man9473
      @x-man9473 4 роки тому +1

      @@jltwin501 I have no idea what you're saying.

  • @jamesll9345
    @jamesll9345 Рік тому +7

    Bill Burr is a great comedian. No doubt. Did no one else notice at the beginning his PROFESSIONALISM in handling the broken microphone issue? The headset wasnt working and he knew he was live and didnt miss a beat. That adds to how amazing his monologue was

  • @MrAdamChristopher
    @MrAdamChristopher 4 роки тому +2878

    Brilliant performance on so many levels.

    • @shagrmeister
      @shagrmeister 4 роки тому +14

      It is. And nobodys laughing. I'm 40 and nothing of this is a joke. I'm laughing. Also crying.

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 4 роки тому +4

      meh. respect but ya. meh. he's a louis ck 2.0

    • @thunderstruck73190
      @thunderstruck73190 4 роки тому +6

      @@clumsiii you need a few lessons sweetheart

    • @thunderstruck73190
      @thunderstruck73190 4 роки тому +3

      @@clumsiii are you speaking English, or some form of futuristic, Cyberpunk 2077 lingo?

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 4 роки тому

      @@thunderstruck73190 gotta go: nachos are ready. stay cool thunderbird. Night train for lyfe Bums and Roses

  • @JayPhilly215
    @JayPhilly215 4 роки тому +632

    This was Bill doing the speed limit, using his turn signals, coming to a complete stop, this crowd couldn’t handle Autobahn Bill!!!

    • @noapparentfunction
      @noapparentfunction 4 роки тому +21

      “autobahn bill” 😂 I'm dying

    • @an-dy9043
      @an-dy9043 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha but he still resisted

    • @HovalisKai2
      @HovalisKai2 4 роки тому +2

      True

    • @cdreyes81
      @cdreyes81 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Skoora
      @Skoora 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed...but still better than almost any other host

  • @LockedBreech
    @LockedBreech 4 роки тому +1417

    Nothing satisfies me as much as Bill not flinching in front of a hostile crowd. Philly didn't scare him, it's not like SNL does.

    • @Ahmad_9134
      @Ahmad_9134 4 роки тому +12

      If a man can take on a complete state, everything else is literally nothing!

    • @gillroygarlic3616
      @gillroygarlic3616 4 роки тому +2

      Saifuddin Ahmed philly is a city hah but I get your point.

    • @TedlinksChannel
      @TedlinksChannel 4 роки тому +2

      He's just not that funny. He has one high-pitche sarcastic bit, it's too predictable and not very deep.

    • @calvarycatcher66
      @calvarycatcher66 4 роки тому +35

      Ted K just because you can comment doesnt mean what you type is deep and isnt a bunch of blah. Bills the goat next to Chappelle hater

    • @TedlinksChannel
      @TedlinksChannel 4 роки тому

      @@calvarycatcher66 The audience disagrees.

  • @KariFromYoutube
    @KariFromYoutube 2 роки тому +25

    Bill Burr and Dave Chappell are two of the best comedians of our time

  • @miguelgonzalez4589
    @miguelgonzalez4589 4 роки тому +1838

    This is The Blur at 10%... You can’t handle him at full throttle .

    • @MrFitun
      @MrFitun 4 роки тому +56

      He knew the audience couldn’t handle 100% Bill. Still funny af

    • @blaclabelgenius
      @blaclabelgenius 4 роки тому +4

      Facts 😄

    • @murker1879
      @murker1879 4 роки тому +23

      Plowin ahead!

    • @rockwild737
      @rockwild737 4 роки тому +4

      Would he be in focus at full throttle or even more of a blur? 😆

    • @catgiles3268
      @catgiles3268 4 роки тому +3

      Miguel González he wasn’t allowed to be full throttle 😂

  • @mrxxbrian
    @mrxxbrian 4 роки тому +2442

    This was definitely a modest version of Bill Burr, but still better than most SNL monologues already

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 4 роки тому +4

      I wouldn't say better than most, but pretty good.

    • @samlibutti
      @samlibutti 4 роки тому +24

      This is really the best take. Too many people think that because some people didn’t like it makes it genius. Like it wasn’t bad, it wasn’t great. He didn’t say anything too revolutionary and most of it was playing pretty safe. People hear the premise and instantly jump to a conclusion, and that goes for both sides of the coin. They either hop on it for being offensive or praise it for being offensive; when it isn’t.

    • @OuterSpace90
      @OuterSpace90 4 роки тому +10

      I still think he went IN!!

    • @davewolf6256
      @davewolf6256 4 роки тому +24

      @@kbanghart Def better than most monologues. But compared to his standup? This doesn't hold a candle to his best material. Cuz it's really just his best jokes reduced to soundbites. I would've preferred him just do his podcast for seven minutes, honestly. More entertaining--and funny. Or just do an hour-long live standup special :D

    • @kindredspirit7
      @kindredspirit7 4 роки тому +1

      Libutticus exactlyyy

  • @sardonyxcorporation
    @sardonyxcorporation 4 роки тому +474

    This was controversial?? We are doomed as a society.

    • @MrNewminds
      @MrNewminds 4 роки тому +1

      yup

    • @RustySpoons6490
      @RustySpoons6490 4 роки тому +2

      Wow...... I agree with you. What the hell happened to humanity?

    • @michaeldonnan6767
      @michaeldonnan6767 4 роки тому +9

      It wasn't that controversial. A few dozen twitter comments doesn't mean shit.

    • @jdee8407
      @jdee8407 4 роки тому +5

      The twitter cancel mob is a tiny-tiny minority but the media and certain corporations play them up like they are the mainstream, and/or actually believe that is what most people think.

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 4 роки тому

      Sardonyx Corporation
      Well he did call women bitches. Pretty misogynistic.

  • @iAmDrQuin
    @iAmDrQuin 4 місяці тому +3

    Half of them are scared to laugh, the other half is offended af--he understood the damn assignment. Lmao. 😂 We love you, Bill!!

  • @Viflo
    @Viflo 3 роки тому +1514

    "Generals around the world should be analyzing this."
    No laughs out of that one, what a FUCKING GREAT line, I burst into tears. The man's a Zeus of comedy.

    • @marcelo-ramos
      @marcelo-ramos 2 роки тому +10

      That was still the setup. No laughs were intended. But it is a great line.

    • @BrianBrowne
      @BrianBrowne 2 роки тому +1

      classic!!!

    • @JavaScriptJolt
      @JavaScriptJolt 2 роки тому +3

      I thought it was hysterical.

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 Рік тому +16

      "Then somehow, white women swung their Gucci-booted feet over the fence of oppression..." - that one kills me every time! 🤣

  • @GZas
    @GZas 4 роки тому +857

    "Good comedy is half of the room laughing and half of the room terrified" - Patrice

    • @JurdBeats
      @JurdBeats 4 роки тому +7

      Exactly

    • @xwoods9625
      @xwoods9625 4 роки тому +3

      TRUTH!!

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 4 роки тому +10

      if Patrice were still alive Bill wouldn't be the husk of a man he is today

    • @migrantson
      @migrantson 4 роки тому +7

      RIP Patrice

    • @CliftonLee33
      @CliftonLee33 4 роки тому +7

      milkinaction it’s true. A piece of bill died with him. They were best friends

  • @BrianRocksNow
    @BrianRocksNow 4 роки тому +1584

    This was Bill Burr at 50% strength. The division is about people that weren't fans in the first place.

    • @philanderphillips2309
      @philanderphillips2309 4 роки тому +35

      As a long time BB fan, AGREED. THIS WAS TAME.

    • @RedQueenCreative_Roxie
      @RedQueenCreative_Roxie 4 роки тому +24

      @@philanderphillips2309 It is network tv, so I'm sure he couldn't go full force, but Bill Burr at 100% is a force to be reckoned with.

    • @kyleelpel9402
      @kyleelpel9402 4 роки тому +7

      He also probably hasn't practiced this material that much or done standup in a while

    • @たなかかげやま
      @たなかかげやま 4 роки тому +3

      ON GOD he would be going so much harder if he was allowed too if he could do it and still get aired

    • @apm11221
      @apm11221 4 роки тому +6

      I wasn't familiar with him until this show. Now I want to know more. He brought that smoke last night!!!

  • @justronaut9981
    @justronaut9981 16 днів тому +10

    There are still upsides: Bill is gonna be the first host after Trump's reelection😂

  • @anoldflame5595
    @anoldflame5595 4 роки тому +372

    I knew when the articles came up about "disgusting jokes" and "half hearted clapping and anger", that this would be good.

  • @bensanderson7144
    @bensanderson7144 4 роки тому +722

    I think we all have to tip our hats to this guy. It can’t be easy being a comedian at this moment in time.

    • @prettytalia143
      @prettytalia143 4 роки тому +3

      I agree! I was in my bed dying at his monologue 😂

    • @kevinsutube1p528
      @kevinsutube1p528 4 роки тому +8

      @Ben Eadie I’ve never heard him say anything controversial.

    • @reidsimonson
      @reidsimonson 4 роки тому

      Watch his bit on that. He talks exactly about how that is not true. Bill says its the same as it was 30 years ago as it is today.

    • @rkidlat
      @rkidlat 4 роки тому

      Welcome to the Burr Zone. Longtime fan.

    • @Thebuird
      @Thebuird 4 роки тому

      Plus he probably hasn’t been in front of a crowd in months

  • @matthewheinecke2621
    @matthewheinecke2621 4 роки тому +770

    Typical internet. "I can't believe people are so offended!" Looks at comments, no one is actually offended.

    • @ES-di2kz
      @ES-di2kz 4 роки тому +17

      Every time

    • @bbryant2503
      @bbryant2503 4 роки тому +54

      Ppl on Twitter are very offended

    • @matthewheinecke2621
      @matthewheinecke2621 4 роки тому +47

      @@bbryant2503 yet another reason to not be on Twitter.

    • @mistyeye6198
      @mistyeye6198 4 роки тому +24

      They're talking about ppl on Twitter who were offended by this monologue; the worse part is that there was literally an Article that was originally headlined: "I had to change the channel" (in regards to the monologue) lol 😂

    • @ChuChild
      @ChuChild 4 роки тому +26

      It's only twitter hoes. It's ALWAYS twitter hoes.

  • @zeldaisazombie
    @zeldaisazombie Рік тому +13

    Here I am, two years later. STILL showing this to people because it continues to be true.
    And funny as fuck.🤣🤣🤣

  • @gerrym5170
    @gerrym5170 3 роки тому +1027

    "Shut up, sit down next to me, and take your talking to". This shit is gold!

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion 3 роки тому +17

      "Champagne of victory" moment. 👌🍻

    • @yakupakgul7548
      @yakupakgul7548 3 роки тому +7

      @@em0_tion that one was on another level lol

    • @beezus55
      @beezus55 3 роки тому +2

      Fucking hilarious 😂🤣🤣

    • @HAPPY-kv1fs
      @HAPPY-kv1fs 3 роки тому +1

      Some crying is gonna go down.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 2 роки тому +3

      My nana used to scream that at us in Spanish and then give us a quesadilla and lock us out the house til 6PM. Those were the good ol' days when kids could roam the neighborhood.

  • @dl5272
    @dl5272 4 роки тому +173

    4:52 I love that laugh Bill always does when he's just soaking in how upset he's making people

  • @seansmith7263
    @seansmith7263 3 роки тому +1573

    “They’re equator people, we need the sun.”
    Close the casket, I’m dying on that.
    😂😂🤣🤣

    • @BLOCKBOI3RD
      @BLOCKBOI3RD 3 роки тому +44

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 when science and comedy comes together it hits different

    • @DaUloi
      @DaUloi 3 роки тому +17

      I think they went with February because Rosa Park's birthday. But yea July would be better.

    • @MinxInxADK11
      @MinxInxADK11 3 роки тому

      Nn

    • @JesusIsLordLasVegas
      @JesusIsLordLasVegas 3 роки тому +6

      @@DaUloi it was formed to coincide with the time of year when both Douglass and Abraham Lincoln celebrated their birthdays

    • @hiimnoteasy
      @hiimnoteasy 3 роки тому

      Seriously!! 🤣🤣

  • @kwamebraxton7640
    @kwamebraxton7640 2 роки тому +14

    The way people are willing to hesitate at the laughter is priceless to me. He didn’t say anything you can argue

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 3 роки тому +2055

    I'm a white woman and I CACKLED (because the kind of person he's talking about is my _sister_ lol)

  • @jimjaspers2804
    @jimjaspers2804 4 роки тому +760

    He wasn't the host we asked for, but he's the host we needed.

    • @jakerobichaux939
      @jakerobichaux939 4 роки тому +6

      I’ve been waiting for him to host for about 10 years now

    • @freddywayne
      @freddywayne 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, Indeed. Brilliant!

    • @kn9300
      @kn9300 4 роки тому +16

      @@jacejohnson7113 how's it feel to be the obnoxious person in the room that nobody wants to hang out with? I'm genuinely curious

    • @andrewbark885
      @andrewbark885 4 роки тому +5

      @Michael Jacobs You're wrong I'm afraid, it was actually very funny. Oh well, you'll get the hang of it eventually.

    • @trevorsartwork
      @trevorsartwork 4 роки тому

      I asked

  • @ahnistromero9346
    @ahnistromero9346 4 роки тому +1489

    “Gucci-booted feet over the rails of oppression” - the DETAIL 😂

  • @edwardbermudez9094
    @edwardbermudez9094 2 роки тому +61

    Funniest.. most brilliant monologue I’ve ever heard on SNL EVER..GOD BLESS BILL BURR!!! ..you are a talented comic

    • @stephanociraptor
      @stephanociraptor Рік тому

      I think Louis CK's openings are even better, but this one is still really fcking good

  • @DoodleThis
    @DoodleThis 4 роки тому +576

    THIS is the "offensive" stand up people were talking about?! Man this is very tamed compare to his other stuff.

    • @MaggiesNight
      @MaggiesNight 4 роки тому +2

      That's not a great benchmark....

    • @dannyr2976
      @dannyr2976 4 роки тому +2

      I thought so too, but SNL isn't a Netflix special. Plus, after the Martin Lawrence opening monologue years back about female douching got him a lifetime ban, there's gonna be a limit!

    • @ironlion144
      @ironlion144 4 роки тому

      PROTECTOR - BILL BURR BLEW A HUGE WHISTLE ON THE CABAL

    • @gotribe8333
      @gotribe8333 4 роки тому +4

      Welcome to Democrats 2020

    • @kagerjvi345
      @kagerjvi345 4 роки тому +2

      @@MaggiesNight your right its a fantastic benchmark

  • @DR-hy6zw
    @DR-hy6zw 4 роки тому +1842

    The SNL crowd awkwardly laughing is the best evidence of how funny he actually is

    • @aemontarg6934
      @aemontarg6934 4 роки тому +107

      Someone brought up a great point that it’s likely an audience of white women and white men afraid to laugh.

    • @martinmarriott1819
      @martinmarriott1819 3 роки тому +18

      He won that type of liberal crowd to laughing with him... a great success !

    • @IntelligenceBuild
      @IntelligenceBuild 3 роки тому +42

      Dude I am so sick of SNL's biased comedy but Bill Burr fucking killed this

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 3 роки тому +6

      They did the same thing to Chris Rock

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 3 роки тому +21

      Also remember it's a small, socially distanced crowd so it sounds lukewarm

  • @nightrider3067
    @nightrider3067 4 роки тому +286

    *Patrice O'neal would be so proud rn R.i.p. His buddy Bill Burr made it to the top and never sold out. Black Phillips spirit lives on*

  • @lblackwood95
    @lblackwood95 Рік тому +45

    4:174:46 True but funny. 😆 I'm an African American and I appreciate that he sometimes discusses actual facts and history on certain events that took place regarding my ancestors in his stand up. Great comedy!

    • @zedmelon
      @zedmelon Рік тому +4

      The man is a genius. He'll go down with the greats, the echelon of Bruce, Rickles, Pryor, and Carlin.

    • @BiffcheeseSpinoccoli
      @BiffcheeseSpinoccoli Рік тому +2

      …and Chappelle.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Рік тому +1

      I agree, though he didn't really mention that black men were voting 50 years before white women got that right. White and black women got the right to vote at the same time.

    • @lblackwood95
      @lblackwood95 Рік тому +1

      @@SeraphsWitness 🤯 I was just thinking about this and know you are responding to me about it! Wicked!

  • @merisonola
    @merisonola 4 роки тому +669

    *I'm completely offended*
    That he isn't on more often.

    • @jasonphillips3796
      @jasonphillips3796 4 роки тому +2

      That was the funniest thing SNL has done since Spade, Farley, and Sandler 🤣

    • @JacobHayden911
      @JacobHayden911 4 роки тому

      Yeah, imagine having a good comic on modern SNL. lol

    • @stevetafuri67
      @stevetafuri67 4 роки тому

      Nice pfp

    • @TheTyty2010
      @TheTyty2010 4 роки тому +1

      666th like 👍🏾

  • @Elim-meister
    @Elim-meister 4 роки тому +533

    "Swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression." ROFL

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 4 роки тому +4

      Is that what he said? I thought it was "swung their coochies and their feet over the fence of oppression."

    • @nononono12345
      @nononono12345 4 роки тому

      LMAOOOO

    • @leeannlyons9476
      @leeannlyons9476 4 роки тому +2

      Great line. I wish the audience was more receptive.

    • @Samuel-I
      @Samuel-I 4 роки тому +2

      That was the truth, though.
      They hijacked that shit.
      That's why no one gives it relevancy.

    • @jamecia90s
      @jamecia90s 4 роки тому +1

      @@oremfrien not their coochies 😩😂

  • @TheMerryPup
    @TheMerryPup 4 роки тому +226

    If Bill's not offending people then he's not the Bill Burr I know and love!

  • @paulyhan
    @paulyhan 5 місяців тому +3

    When he called for the camera.....oh man....GOAT