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  • Опубліковано 9 жов 2020
  • Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women.
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  • @_dsn671
    @_dsn671 3 роки тому +6591

    This isn't even Bill Burr at full strength and people are getting offended lmao

    • @armchairmaster
      @armchairmaster 3 роки тому +326

      Bill Burr at full strength was enough to single-handedly set Philly at permanent "shit-status" city for eternity.

    • @topxsoul
      @topxsoul 3 роки тому +19

      @@armchairmaster haha good point

    • @alexc5156
      @alexc5156 3 роки тому +52

      @@armchairmaster As a Philadelphian...I can attest that this is a very true statement

    • @wesleythompson7
      @wesleythompson7 3 роки тому +20

      @@armchairmaster I saw that 4 times that was LEGENDARY I MEAN UNFORGETTABLE LEGENDARY 😂😂

    • @Tucker117
      @Tucker117 3 роки тому +31

      this man is only at 10% of his full power

  • @christophergregory1205
    @christophergregory1205 3 роки тому +3536

    "The nerve- where's the camera?- the NERVE"
    😂😂😂

  • @Heidegaff
    @Heidegaff Рік тому +1363

    "The nerv- where's the camera? The nerve!"
    God I love Bill Burr so much.

    • @libanarab5883
      @libanarab5883 Рік тому +10

      He didn’t lie in this at all. White women lives aren’t the worst

    • @rolanddeschain6265
      @rolanddeschain6265 Рік тому

      White women living in rich developed countries genuinely have it the easiest of any group of people on the planet.
      Compared to white men alone, they're more likely to receive a good education, more likely to receive government assistance, more likely to receive support from their families, less likely to suffer homelessness, ineligible for the draft, more likely to be hired for non-physical-labor jobs, vastly more likely to receive child support/custody/alimony in a divorce, more likely to have a circle of close friends, and less likely to be the victim of homicide OR suicide.
      Oh, it's also basically impossible for a white woman to be sentenced for a serious crime unless the evidence is overwhelming and heinous, and even then they'll receive half the punishment a man would for the same crime. There are currently about 2,500 death row inmates in the USA. Only 50 are women.
      Do they have perfect lives? No, obviously not. In particular the way the medical system treats women is pretty ugly, sexual harassment etc is unpleasant and frequent, and there's plenty of misogynistic stuff happening out there like mechanics trying to rip them off or old white guys at work talking down to them.
      But on a day-to-day level most white women walk around falling ass-backwards into money and luck, are never forced to do backbreaking labor to survive, and never see the slightest consequence for bad behavior. Must be nice.

    • @mason4354
      @mason4354 Рік тому +2

      Bilber has got to be the funniest comedian I swear to Bob 😂

    • @jrny724
      @jrny724 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @thekrevolution
      @thekrevolution 8 місяців тому +1

      my favourite bit

  • @earlgarcia2736
    @earlgarcia2736 Рік тому +969

    Love this guy. He doesn't care who he pisses off. Don't ever change, Bill.

    • @Boristheborat
      @Boristheborat Рік тому +2

      Comedy is all about pissing people off and not being funny. That's Burrrr problem...he's just not funny.

    • @mohamedsamroud7678
      @mohamedsamroud7678 Рік тому +8

      @@Boristheborat yeah, he is speaking facts

    • @dantetejeda1868
      @dantetejeda1868 Рік тому +10

      @@Boristheborat or hear me out... you don't take things personal and enjoy the jokes

    • @ratwithahat4228
      @ratwithahat4228 11 місяців тому

      @@Boristheborat well humor happens to be subjective, just like a taste in music, or a taste in art.

    • @SuperXLodeStAR
      @SuperXLodeStAR 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Boristheborat to YOU, he’s not funny. The rest of us with more than 2 brain cells are laughing

  • @goblenator9688
    @goblenator9688 3 роки тому +3584

    Nothing offends people more than the truth about themselves

    • @TNDRAV
      @TNDRAV 3 роки тому +8

      Right!

    • @Necronaut
      @Necronaut 3 роки тому +6

      i never wore a mask, my whole family is still alive and well. you are an idiot lmao.

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi 3 роки тому +3

      This needs to be said at the front of every debate every time... all the time! And should be the only response to everyone that says they just got offended!

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi 3 роки тому

      @pissedpookie How does drunk driving fit into this?

    • @PhdMusic03
      @PhdMusic03 3 роки тому +12

      @@CD-vb9fi because doing things that are harmful won’t always yield the most negative consequences but still doesn’t justify doing them. Example you can drink and drive and get home fine but that doesn’t make it ok. Like not wearing a mask can lead to you or your family not contracting covid but that doesn’t make it ok simply bc the worst result (you or your family getting it and dying) didn’t happen. Get it?

  • @MrBurgundy76
    @MrBurgundy76 3 роки тому +12283

    They tried to cancel him on Twitter and they found out he had a black wife and didn’t know what to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisbrand6688
      @chrisbrand6688 3 роки тому +289

      😂🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @Suchen_Wahrheit
      @Suchen_Wahrheit 3 роки тому +921

      He was running away from crazy Gucci booted ladies, then found Nia. Nia is awesome in his podcasts, too.

    • @MrBurgundy76
      @MrBurgundy76 3 роки тому +94

      @@Suchen_Wahrheit yes sir I listen. Love Bill Burr.

    • @frankbonini9128
      @frankbonini9128 3 роки тому +209

      A Black Goddess, to Boot

    • @travismcnasty4239
      @travismcnasty4239 3 роки тому +552

      His black wife probably gave him some real info about white feminism.

  • @ianmcpherson2171
    @ianmcpherson2171 Рік тому +1030

    Burr is the embodiment of chaotic neutral

    • @jididemtl
      @jididemtl Рік тому +16

      best comment 🎉 i have never thought about that

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove Рік тому +11

      Goddammit, the nostalgia. I'll bet Bill even understands the alignment language.

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... 11 місяців тому +15

      I'd say he's chaotic good. Underscore the chaotic.
      Speaks against any and all stupid shit and in his heart he's a sweet and empathetic guy

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@AJHamada He loved his pit bull too much to be Neutral. That's Chaotic Good.

  • @botwhy
    @botwhy 9 місяців тому +238

    It's so funny how he loses the audience, wins it back, loses them again only to get them back on his side. He's my absolute favorite comedian

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 9 місяців тому +4

      "Racism is okay when it's not directed at me"

    • @user-qw2wy5gs2g
      @user-qw2wy5gs2g Місяць тому +1

      ​@@IllumirageRacism should never be okay. And I hope your opinion is not a popular one.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage Місяць тому

      @@user-qw2wy5gs2g bill is a racist.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage Місяць тому

      @@user-qw2wy5gs2g that isn't my stance, that's op's. Bill is a racist

    • @JohnTravena
      @JohnTravena 21 день тому

      Bill losing the Philly audience and abusing them til he wins them back is the most classic Bill Burr ever.

  • @jean-michelwalker8829
    @jean-michelwalker8829 3 роки тому +7645

    “ and then white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression “ - THAT LINE IS COMEDY GOLD!!

    • @stevesteve6867
      @stevesteve6867 3 роки тому +9

      Akk white women have gucci boots? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @vaclavcernohorsky1
      @vaclavcernohorsky1 3 роки тому +48

      @@stevesteve6867 yep

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 3 роки тому +20

      He’s also way too big on ”white guilt”

    • @machojones1146
      @machojones1146 3 роки тому +191

      @@pale_saint he literally has a whole set where he shits on white guilt

    • @jowanacyrus9066
      @jowanacyrus9066 3 роки тому +136

      His wife is black... give the guy a break. Of course he's sensitive, aware and likely frustrated about the topic.... At least he can make people laugh about it!
      Gucci booted feet 😂😂😂😂😂 Classic.
      It doesn't seem to be a problem when people are roasting the shit out of black people all the time tho huh?

  • @JayTemplar
    @JayTemplar 3 роки тому +1946

    For the people complaining: Doctors say that when you lose one sense, the other senses overcompensate. This is why people with no sense of humour have an inflated sense of self importance.

    • @MadameX_
      @MadameX_ 3 роки тому +8

      Jay Templar yes!!!!!

    • @eamonngeraghty7379
      @eamonngeraghty7379 3 роки тому +26

      Great joke and on point

    • @onlyme112
      @onlyme112 3 роки тому +15

      Brilliantly put.

    • @_jacksheldon
      @_jacksheldon 3 роки тому +5

      Lol, except humor isn't one of the five senses. Understanding humor is like knowing math, either you get it, or you get good.

    • @ImSpun13
      @ImSpun13 3 роки тому +6

      Perfectly said mate. God himself couldn’t write truer words!

  • @kenb991
    @kenb991 Рік тому +265

    The audience was scared to laugh he kept going. Love it.

    • @niallk9336
      @niallk9336 11 місяців тому +5

      SNL audience demographic is exactly who he's going in on.
      I think he knew this would "flop" live with the audience demographic, but be legendary on recording.

    • @loveonick1
      @loveonick1 9 місяців тому

      and the sound was muffled by the masks they're wearing

  • @JaggedRecordsVa
    @JaggedRecordsVa Рік тому +324

    This monologue will go down in comedy history as one of the greatest performances. I stand by what I said.

  • @Fromard
    @Fromard 3 роки тому +3217

    Why was anyone offended? This was Bill Burr light.

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 3 роки тому +145

      Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are going to love it!

    • @BejitaConnor
      @BejitaConnor 3 роки тому +5

      I know, right?

    • @user-hm9uf8by2i
      @user-hm9uf8by2i 3 роки тому +16

      @@kobrien4121 more like your parents probably loved it. We're moving backwards.

    • @josie3221
      @josie3221 3 роки тому +20

      EB23 it's a quote from back to the future. I don't think they meant it was that serious.

    • @VirtueCry
      @VirtueCry 3 роки тому +3

      I'm not sure anyone really is offended, I think that's just what people expect to happen.

  • @nickcarter4006
    @nickcarter4006 2 роки тому +8381

    The only comedian who hears awkward silence and thinks to himself “fuck yea I’m killing”

    • @dchook100
      @dchook100 2 роки тому +326

      Even the band in the back looked like the carboard people-props at baseball games; meanwhile the majority of people watching at home are losing their shit with laughter.

    • @ejl74
      @ejl74 2 роки тому +109

      I thought the same thing lol they should have gave him 2 hr monologue

    • @cosmic_giant1523
      @cosmic_giant1523 2 роки тому +177

      I don't think he thought he was killing, I think he likes the awkwardness and it makes him happy when he steers farther into it😁

    • @dchook100
      @dchook100 2 роки тому +107

      Nothing stings or zings like the truth; comedians are the last bastion of honesty and in dire jeopardy.

    • @dank4662
      @dank4662 2 роки тому +74

      He did kill it

  • @mattysheehan9786
    @mattysheehan9786 Рік тому +51

    That “where’s the camera” line was so subtle but so funny

  • @truthbtold1392
    @truthbtold1392 Рік тому +101

    I love the way the crowd doesnt laugh at some of his jokes. Its hilarious to me :) Ploughing ahead!

    • @davids7209
      @davids7209 Рік тому +3

      IKR!!! I about fell out of my chair when he said that! Funniest thing EVER!

  • @Dustinsfishtanks
    @Dustinsfishtanks 3 роки тому +36737

    If people are offended I am glad Bill nailed it

    • @rikers263
      @rikers263 3 роки тому +946

      Offended mainly because what he said is true....lol

    • @bobafettsbiggestfan9009
      @bobafettsbiggestfan9009 3 роки тому +155

      REEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bobafettsbiggestfan9009
      @bobafettsbiggestfan9009 3 роки тому +271

      @todd REEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    • @rozzer8290
      @rozzer8290 3 роки тому +780

      @todd smith So what your saying is your offended, but just don't want to say your offended😅

    • @easylistening1377
      @easylistening1377 3 роки тому +149

      todd smith Hes awesome I miss comedy Blazing Saddles. Time to check in on funny 😄 love everyone smile today we need it.

  • @quinnmurph2750
    @quinnmurph2750 3 роки тому +2063

    "For centuries... you rolled around in the blood money...." That's the killer line. Damn.

  • @yoitsblang
    @yoitsblang Рік тому +226

    honestly as much as we'd like to think we'd be this brave or strong, most if not all of us could go on national tv and do this routine to a silent audience knowing full well that they are not enjoying it and continuing it with confidence and the energy bill has here. That's more than just talent that's a fucking work ethic right there.

    • @dennisrphymurphy7929
      @dennisrphymurphy7929 Рік тому +4

      Bang on !... he was a FORCE that evening!

    • @Zebra_3
      @Zebra_3 Рік тому +10

      I don't think the SNL crowd deserves him.

    • @kauffrau6764
      @kauffrau6764 Рік тому +4

      @@Zebra_3 Agree, he's far beyond them.

    • @abdulg4762
      @abdulg4762 Рік тому +4

      Man is a national treasure.

    • @orchidpanda2253
      @orchidpanda2253 2 місяці тому +2

      that's not work ethic, it's called courage. The man has balls.

  • @BrandonMobley614
    @BrandonMobley614 Рік тому +807

    As sensitive as the world is now, I don't see Bill Burr being invited back anytime soon. That being said, this was one of the best opening monologues in SNL history.

  • @sequoia1171
    @sequoia1171 3 роки тому +4064

    I love how Bill Burr can make an audience uncomfortable like no one else. Total craft mastery

    • @jayrosenstein957
      @jayrosenstein957 3 роки тому +33

      not uncomfortable. just not funny.

    • @eep3
      @eep3 3 роки тому +159

      Jay Rosenstein dude it was so funny, wdym. he’s telling it like it is

    • @valentinalmaguer2216
      @valentinalmaguer2216 3 роки тому +101

      They are uncomfortable because he is talking the truth and people are uncomfortable with that nowadays

    • @3amDayDreamer
      @3amDayDreamer 3 роки тому +67

      @CAL1FORN1A No, he didn't. Bill is very tame here. You haven't seen his stand ups... Bill is one of the best in stand up.

    • @3amDayDreamer
      @3amDayDreamer 3 роки тому +51

      @markmac Yes they would!!! He would have been trending #1 immediately! Could you imagine if George Carlan was alive around this time?? 😂😂😂 Stand up Comedians like Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are important around these times. PC culture is getting worse.

  • @lloydchristmas168
    @lloydchristmas168 3 роки тому +5121

    If you're a white woman and you were offended - you're what he's talking about.

  • @travismester
    @travismester 2 роки тому +90

    One of the best hosts ever. From the monologue to the sketches, the show was amazing.

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 2 роки тому +226

    As a white woman, I can only roll my eyes that other white women in the studio audience obviously took offense. Bill’s hilarious and spot on!! And as others noted, this set is MILD compared to his usual tirades. 😂

    • @DosAleph
      @DosAleph Рік тому

      If you're a bernie bro, leave my land

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 7 місяців тому

      The campaign is over, HillaryBot.

  • @chadiboii
    @chadiboii 3 роки тому +3718

    The nervous laughter lmao they aren’t ready for Ol Billy Red nuts.

    • @nickhansen8874
      @nickhansen8874 3 роки тому +38

      Don_La_Da I honestly believe his monologue went fine. The audience is still cut down so the experience is not going to be the norm. As a fan of Bill’s he did pretty well considering the circumstances.

    • @neilyaremchuk6798
      @neilyaremchuk6798 3 роки тому +8

      They were hoping for Alec Baldwin.

    • @nickhansen8874
      @nickhansen8874 3 роки тому +2

      Neil Yaremchuk Nah.

    • @lizardpeopleking5102
      @lizardpeopleking5102 3 роки тому +18

      I love how they come around to the jokes once he gets to the punchline, as it slowly dawns on them that he didn't say anything remotely bigoted. Furthermore I love that shit-eating grin on his face when he says "... for a group of people that were never ENSLAVED" and like no one laughs.
      And then he has them at the punchline. This is so brilliant.

    • @lukasv5778
      @lukasv5778 3 роки тому +7

      By far my favorite nickname for bill burr hahaha

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel 3 роки тому +1745

    The whole time it looked like he was thinking "don't say f*ck, don't say f*ck, don't say f*ck". Bill is too pure for network.

    • @raziele92
      @raziele92 3 роки тому +15

      I was expecting it any second through the whole episode.

    • @oldnepalihippie
      @oldnepalihippie 3 роки тому +3

      I agree. but when ur audience knows ur being cutting edge, r u actually? I think that threw his timing off, and I guess everyone is a bit rusty.

    • @robzs8388
      @robzs8388 3 роки тому +2

      lol i was literally just thinking that

    • @moniquemonicat
      @moniquemonicat 3 роки тому +5

      He's still a kiss-ass. Can smell his fear.

    • @argmax11
      @argmax11 3 роки тому

      exactly what I was thinking ! haha

  • @googelle7555
    @googelle7555 Рік тому +76

    This crowd deserves a Philly Rant.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Рік тому

      nah. Only Philly deserves that ;)

    • @dickgrayson8092
      @dickgrayson8092 Рік тому +1

      @@jv-lk7bc You're right. This crowd deserves WAY worse. 👍💯

  • @Musiclover-bg2nn
    @Musiclover-bg2nn 2 роки тому +49

    Bill Burr is on the same wave length as George Carlin, only not quite as cynical. He is a complete breath of fresh air!!

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 9 місяців тому +1

      Yea Carlin really tumbled into cynicism as he aged. His golden era was brief in my opinion.

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 3 роки тому +617

    "The nerve. Where's the camera?"
    *_"THE NERVE"_*

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 3 роки тому +9

      That was simply brilliant. I laughed my ass off.

    • @SteveFuchs
      @SteveFuchs 3 роки тому +3

      4:11

    • @rd4454
      @rd4454 3 роки тому +3

      I laugh so hard I farted and snorted at the same time. My husband looked grossed out. Hey he put rings on it and they said better or worst. This is the better. We getting old. The worst is yet to come.

    • @chrissmyers2884
      @chrissmyers2884 3 роки тому

      That was CLASSIC Bill Burr. It will go down as the best part of his career.

  • @jeffvalencia7656
    @jeffvalencia7656 3 роки тому +2276

    Bill is cancel proof, he's built different.

    • @xbabyxpuncherx
      @xbabyxpuncherx 3 роки тому +61

      Because there’s quite a bit of truth tucked in behind his anger 😂

    • @flowerknight4879
      @flowerknight4879 3 роки тому +19

      Hes bill dipperly

    • @masoe
      @masoe 3 роки тому +30

      It's called "not giving a shit"

    • @jurgisvalancauskas4006
      @jurgisvalancauskas4006 3 роки тому +27

      he did a wise move - married a black woman. it's hard to cancel a guy who does this. his "alliance" with black community allows him to get away with telling risky stuff

    • @kenmccoy1158
      @kenmccoy1158 3 роки тому +11

      Cuz he patrice bestfriend carrying that torch

  • @Coquita.Bonita
    @Coquita.Bonita Рік тому +27

    The way the audience feels awkward just makes it so much better… they don’t want to feel guilt

  • @KariFromYoutube
    @KariFromYoutube Рік тому +20

    Bill Burr and Dave Chappell are two of the best comedians of our time

  • @GZas
    @GZas 3 роки тому +818

    "Good comedy is half of the room laughing and half of the room terrified" - Patrice

    • @JurdBeats
      @JurdBeats 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly

    • @xwoods9625
      @xwoods9625 3 роки тому +3

      TRUTH!!

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 3 роки тому +10

      if Patrice were still alive Bill wouldn't be the husk of a man he is today

    • @migrantson
      @migrantson 3 роки тому +7

      RIP Patrice

    • @CliftonLee33
      @CliftonLee33 3 роки тому +7

      milkinaction it’s true. A piece of bill died with him. They were best friends

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 3 роки тому +3432

    “The nerve- where’s the camera? THE NERVE.”

    • @tonyacummings5794
      @tonyacummings5794 3 роки тому +21

      So good

    • @msbronzegoddess3166
      @msbronzegoddess3166 3 роки тому +3

      🤣

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 3 роки тому +24

      Normally I’m like, “ugh, quoting the video just to get likes”, but that was funny so you get a 👍.

    • @thomasweeden2683
      @thomasweeden2683 3 роки тому +10

      @@georgecaplin9075 yeah you have to be a little creative with it, can’t just quote it exactly, gotta throw in some capitalized words here and there to match the quote

    • @ozanyoung2909
      @ozanyoung2909 3 роки тому +8

      Full-on Burr.

  • @stevey02
    @stevey02 Рік тому +20

    Bill Burr is TOO real for a SNL audience 😂😂

  • @whitneyphilis
    @whitneyphilis Рік тому +23

    Laughed throughout. He is real no sugarcoating 😂👏🏾he don't care and I love that for us. We need to stop being sensitive and entitled to thinking no one will disagree with us. Love it💜

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 5 місяців тому

      White woman line had me rolling lmaao

  • @jaydixon9452
    @jaydixon9452 3 роки тому +3217

    Bill is the white chappelle, you can't cancel him he's great.

    • @justjen1682
      @justjen1682 3 роки тому +24

      💯 he’s a whole vibe!

    • @VonJay
      @VonJay 3 роки тому +66

      He's the white Patrice

    • @trwsandford
      @trwsandford 3 роки тому +77

      Bill Burr just canceled cancel culture. Mic drop.

    • @rayluv8951
      @rayluv8951 3 роки тому +11

      Take it easy now Jay

    • @jaydixon9452
      @jaydixon9452 3 роки тому +8

      @@rayluv8951 true true chappelle is on a whole other level

  • @brendenedgeworth9311
    @brendenedgeworth9311 3 роки тому +805

    “Where’s the camera? THE NERVE”
    God, I love Bill Burr.

    • @nazifhossain1352
      @nazifhossain1352 3 роки тому +4

      That was my favorite moment.

    • @samjim89
      @samjim89 3 роки тому

      I don't find burr funny I believe he is a good comedian I respect him. But yes that part made me laugh.

    • @toddwhite1036
      @toddwhite1036 3 роки тому +1

      That was perfect...

    • @samjim89
      @samjim89 3 роки тому

      @nicolas guzman I do love stand up (louis ck felipe Esparza Amy Wong) just not bill burr but still respect him as a comedian.

  • @kwamebraxton7640
    @kwamebraxton7640 Рік тому +9

    The way people are willing to hesitate at the laughter is priceless to me. He didn’t say anything you can argue

  • @adityakhaprelap
    @adityakhaprelap Рік тому +27

    I love how uncomfortable the audience is, it's so rare these days

    • @FrankDaBank25
      @FrankDaBank25 11 місяців тому

      What does that even mean? You love that the liberal California crowd doesnt know how to laugh at their own dumb shit? And yes it is rare these days especially with Biden turning everyone away from that dumb shit.

  • @Monica-vt4mz
    @Monica-vt4mz 3 роки тому +2467

    “You were in on the heist, you just didn’t like your cut” -- Dave Chappelle

  • @kseries1981
    @kseries1981 3 роки тому +7021

    I feel like this audience wasn't prepared for the Bill Burr.

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed 3 роки тому +94

      They seemed fine. Also this was pretty tame for burr. You’re not better than the audience.

    • @JamarD421
      @JamarD421 3 роки тому +61

      Smaller crowd. Smaller amount of laughs. Surely if it was full the laughter would have been tremendous.

    • @thasweetnessin07
      @thasweetnessin07 3 роки тому +23

      They weren't! They were ctfu until it came to the touchy subjects then the laughs hesitated. They pulled thru though.

    • @JusRed48
      @JusRed48 3 роки тому +46

      Even audiences that pay to see Bill Burr aren't prepared for him lol.

    • @dHolbach77
      @dHolbach77 3 роки тому +11

      Maybe because they were decent, non-bigoted people, unlike Burr.

  • @zeldaisazombie
    @zeldaisazombie Рік тому +9

    Here I am, two years later. STILL showing this to people because it continues to be true.
    And funny as fuck.🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardbermudez9094
    @edwardbermudez9094 Рік тому +61

    Funniest.. most brilliant monologue I’ve ever heard on SNL EVER..GOD BLESS BILL BURR!!! ..you are a talented comic

    • @stephanociraptor
      @stephanociraptor Рік тому

      I think Louis CK's openings are even better, but this one is still really fcking good

  • @idk9276
    @idk9276 3 роки тому +1559

    This is the least “offensive” he’s ever been. And he’s still hilarious

    • @idk9276
      @idk9276 3 роки тому +35

      @Anthony Lopez
      You clearly don’t know very much about comedy.

    • @mikehanna1981
      @mikehanna1981 3 роки тому +31

      @Anthony Lopez Did Rick Moranis die? No? Then it's fucking funny. Deal with it.

    • @gloomy9728
      @gloomy9728 3 роки тому +21

      @Anthony Lopez It was funny when Richard Spencer got sucker punched. This is funny too.

    • @zanderblack4590
      @zanderblack4590 3 роки тому +21

      @@mikehanna1981 Don't feed into this troll. They a part of the problem with today. ITS COMEDY. You turn some of the most hard topics and you turn it into something we can laugh at while giving perspective.

    • @zanderblack4590
      @zanderblack4590 3 роки тому +15

      @Anthony Lopez Stop being a sensitive person. My goodness. ITS COMEDY. Stop trolling or grow a pair.

  • @jacksonthescorp6324
    @jacksonthescorp6324 3 роки тому +3207

    I came here because I was told the monologue was "outrageous" and "disturbing." It's neither of those things. It's just Bill Burr being Bill Burr. In a related story, I love Bill Burr.

    • @Saru-yr3qk
      @Saru-yr3qk 3 роки тому +100

      @@blackphilip8936
      He's mocking self-centered white liberals who "speak on behalf" of minorities because of their white savior complex. Mocking white liberal women in particular is typical Bill Burr, and honestly that demographic deserves whatever Bill hits them with.

    • @davieslocker86
      @davieslocker86 3 роки тому +21

      That headline caught you too huh lol

    • @loopyprawn
      @loopyprawn 3 роки тому +45

      Billy held back

    • @rajabcroswell9020
      @rajabcroswell9020 3 роки тому +86

      The truth is always disturbing and outrageous to those who live a lie.

    • @ImAlsoMerobiba
      @ImAlsoMerobiba 3 роки тому +11

      Really? You had to watch it to confirm it wasn't "outrageous" and "disturbing"? Seems like common sense that those people hadn't watched Bill Burr before, aren't used to his comedy or don't get it.

  • @jamesll9345
    @jamesll9345 10 місяців тому +5

    Bill Burr is a great comedian. No doubt. Did no one else notice at the beginning his PROFESSIONALISM in handling the broken microphone issue? The headset wasnt working and he knew he was live and didnt miss a beat. That adds to how amazing his monologue was

  • @juanaugustolopez5183
    @juanaugustolopez5183 Рік тому +7

    They don't know Bill gets fuelled by uncomfortable silents.
    He is like, you don't like that? Here comes a worst one!

  • @miguelgonzalez4589
    @miguelgonzalez4589 3 роки тому +1828

    This is The Blur at 10%... You can’t handle him at full throttle .

    • @MrFitun
      @MrFitun 3 роки тому +56

      He knew the audience couldn’t handle 100% Bill. Still funny af

    • @blaclabelgenius
      @blaclabelgenius 3 роки тому +4

      Facts 😄

    • @murker1879
      @murker1879 3 роки тому +23

      Plowin ahead!

    • @rockwild737
      @rockwild737 3 роки тому +4

      Would he be in focus at full throttle or even more of a blur? 😆

    • @catgiles3268
      @catgiles3268 3 роки тому +3

      Miguel González he wasn’t allowed to be full throttle 😂

  • @SilentCheechGaming1991
    @SilentCheechGaming1991 3 роки тому +2499

    People think this is offensive? This was extremely tame.

    • @clayongayle8870
      @clayongayle8870 3 роки тому +1

      Super

    • @liquidhydronium
      @liquidhydronium 3 роки тому +58

      I'm guessing it's only the white women who are offended.

    • @Br1gH7Kn1gH7
      @Br1gH7Kn1gH7 3 роки тому +4

      Right I was hoping for a little more

    • @fizz71
      @fizz71 3 роки тому +18

      Considering how he talked about killing off most of the population in many of his specials this was VERY tame!

    • @jking907
      @jking907 3 роки тому +13

      @@fizz71 in this climate, joking about killing people is fine but poking fun at women is a crime and clearly an attack against females everywhere

  • @ljhoats
    @ljhoats Рік тому +45

    He lost them there for a second and then he rallied and got everybody back. Love him

  • @Rapsha100
    @Rapsha100 Рік тому +17

    6:20 this crowd reaction is perfect. Love the guy that said Jesus.

  • @lifevest1
    @lifevest1 3 роки тому +540

    Everyone’s saying Bill was so edgy and bold to say this.
    Anyone remotely a fan of Bill knows this was nowhere near his final form, he could of ranted for the entire episode with ease 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theman2934
      @theman2934 3 роки тому +22

      His most epic rant is the Philly Rant. I encourage you to watch/listen to it. Bill reached final form by trash talking an entire audience. Its amazing.

    • @joformby
      @joformby 3 роки тому +9

      I respect the "nowhere near his final form" remark. Accurate as hell my guy

    • @corners3755
      @corners3755 3 роки тому +5

      @@theman2934 That was a classic! He totally trashed philadelphians for his whole time allotment.

    • @OGJackmandoo
      @OGJackmandoo 3 роки тому +4

      ❤️ @ “his final form” 😂🤣

    • @Ranivus
      @Ranivus 3 роки тому +4

      He says worse stuff on his monday morning podcast LMAO

  • @danielnemire
    @danielnemire 3 роки тому +2308

    The fact that this got as much backlash as it did is troubling. People aren’t actually listening, they’re just waiting to be offended.

    • @sillyrascal3382
      @sillyrascal3382 3 роки тому +27

      Thats it, lets change some more sports team names. I'm offended.

    • @Rainspector
      @Rainspector 3 роки тому +34

      exaxtly. fuck PC culture I wonder how pissed the SNL cast was about his monolog

    • @drgaidhane
      @drgaidhane 3 роки тому +30

      @@Rainspector Didn't you watch Weekend Update? Its the same type of dark humor. This monologue is SNL standard. Weird how people think SNL is offended by this when they completely hosted and encouraged this.

    • @Rainspector
      @Rainspector 3 роки тому +9

      @@drgaidhane dude SNL had that black chick from the 2016 abortion they called GhostBusters and when a third movie was announced she brought up Trump. the cast may do skits that go against the PC grain that doesnt mean they arent PC. the few on there I know arent is Pete Davidson and maybe Kenan Thompson

    • @angelatrahan6321
      @angelatrahan6321 3 роки тому +7

      That's what I think too... After reading the headlines, I thought for sure he said something completely "Bill Burr-esque"... which is always funny, but of course, not for some. But this isn't even ANYTHING on the level as some of the off the wall (on the mark) stuff he usually says.

  • @lblackwood95
    @lblackwood95 Рік тому +44

    4:174:46 True but funny. 😆 I'm an African American and I appreciate that he sometimes discusses actual facts and history on certain events that took place regarding my ancestors in his stand up. Great comedy!

    • @zedmelon
      @zedmelon Рік тому +4

      The man is a genius. He'll go down with the greats, the echelon of Bruce, Rickles, Pryor, and Carlin.

    • @BiffcheeseSpinoccoli
      @BiffcheeseSpinoccoli 11 місяців тому +2

      …and Chappelle.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 9 місяців тому +1

      I agree, though he didn't really mention that black men were voting 50 years before white women got that right. White and black women got the right to vote at the same time.

    • @lblackwood95
      @lblackwood95 9 місяців тому +1

      @@SeraphsWitness 🤯 I was just thinking about this and know you are responding to me about it! Wicked!

  • @illmerica322
    @illmerica322 Рік тому +26

    Bill killed!!! As usual!!! As a person with a February birthday I know that Feb is hard to celebrate in!!

    • @f.haskins928
      @f.haskins928 Рік тому

      It sure the hell is. Snows on my bday or sleet every year, and the one time it wasn’t bad out I was in the hospital with Covid.

  • @toobeast673
    @toobeast673 3 роки тому +1813

    Bill Burr was holding back and people in the crowd were still scared to laugh

    • @IBProfane
      @IBProfane 3 роки тому +24

      That's one hell of a logo you got there. It's the new r-word.

    • @Hayala0414
      @Hayala0414 3 роки тому +10

      Afraid to laugh...that's when you can tell it's good. Che' said that on a talk show. They hit a nerve. Love Bill.

    • @jessiegarcia9410
      @jessiegarcia9410 3 роки тому +13

      Lol Yup. This was Burr being tame.

    • @simpvicious875
      @simpvicious875 3 роки тому +8

      they weren't laughing because it wasn't funny

    • @Cloudninja927
      @Cloudninja927 3 роки тому +1

      IBProfane 😂😂😂

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 3 роки тому +18334

    Just when I thought I couldn't love Bill Burr enough...

    • @zacharymanuel1649
      @zacharymanuel1649 3 роки тому +238

      Dave Chapel & Bill Burr special would be awesome 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾❤️❤️❤️

    • @youmayberight
      @youmayberight 3 роки тому +228

      @Andre Knowledge357 Someone needs a tissue.

    • @barragin9893
      @barragin9893 3 роки тому +83

      @@zacharymanuel1649 It was awesome - was called the Chappelle show - Bill Burr helped write a lot of the jokes and was in the skits.

    • @Metalchine
      @Metalchine 3 роки тому +29

      Can’t wait for your NFL highlight Commentary!! 🔥🔥🔥

    • @dsolo2161
      @dsolo2161 3 роки тому +19

      @Andre Knowledge357 Well, is it not innocent blood money?

  • @justingarman6980
    @justingarman6980 2 роки тому +6

    People don’t realize it now. But, Bill will be a legend, not that he isn’t now. He just says what we all think. No matter how we act, what race we are, man or woman, religious or not. He speaks the truth of life. And he always ads that little bit of his heart. Most people miss that. Playing catch talking to your child. Is one of the greatest comedy bits ever.

  • @christopherdavis4577
    @christopherdavis4577 Рік тому +14

    That was gold 😂🤣😭

  • @ahnistromero9346
    @ahnistromero9346 3 роки тому +1480

    “Gucci-booted feet over the rails of oppression” - the DETAIL 😂

  • @DR-hy6zw
    @DR-hy6zw 3 роки тому +1832

    The SNL crowd awkwardly laughing is the best evidence of how funny he actually is

    • @aemontarg6934
      @aemontarg6934 3 роки тому +107

      Someone brought up a great point that it’s likely an audience of white women and white men afraid to laugh.

    • @martinmarriott1819
      @martinmarriott1819 3 роки тому +18

      He won that type of liberal crowd to laughing with him... a great success !

    • @jaysimpson3767
      @jaysimpson3767 3 роки тому +42

      Dude I am so sick of SNL's biased comedy but Bill Burr fucking killed this

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 3 роки тому +6

      They did the same thing to Chris Rock

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 3 роки тому +21

      Also remember it's a small, socially distanced crowd so it sounds lukewarm

  • @tomada36
    @tomada36 7 місяців тому +6

    He reminds me of George Carlin to a significant degree. And that's one of the highest compliments I can give to a comedian

  • @Casatoman
    @Casatoman 10 місяців тому +6

    My favorite comedian for at least 3 years. During the lockdown, this guy made me laugh more than a crackhead eating weedies

  • @ryanknight1981
    @ryanknight1981 3 роки тому +2030

    He nailed this. Half the audience is laughing, the other half is uncomfortable. Thats comedy genius

    • @chrisortiz8072
      @chrisortiz8072 3 роки тому +4

      People dont like to be lumped into groups. It's like saying meh fk your thoughts and feelings to them lol. So while comedy doesnt upset me especially because I'm not going to value opinions of endless comedians I can kind of see why seem people would be like here we go again talking sht about us lol

    • @foxysideburns5741
      @foxysideburns5741 3 роки тому +27

      @@chrisortiz8072 yeah bill realizes this. He trashed every “group” evenly as a result

    • @kingdancekiller
      @kingdancekiller 3 роки тому +33

      **Nods in Patrice**

    • @Derpster2493
      @Derpster2493 3 роки тому +2

      He told Conan the goal is to offend everybody. Here he left out the second part.

    • @darnell7871
      @darnell7871 3 роки тому +7

      Just like Patrice O Neal said

  • @denisemilfort4581
    @denisemilfort4581 3 роки тому +1807

    Haven't watched SNL in years, I'm here for Bill Burr. Tell em Bill!

    • @crumari
      @crumari 3 роки тому +2

      100%

    • @gadielsilva6826
      @gadielsilva6826 3 роки тому +1

      i think every one feels the same way .

    • @Nagirdnal
      @Nagirdnal 3 роки тому +7

      Same here. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on SNL since the days of Chris Farley. And it’s actually true unlike most of the shit on the show.

    • @bluexray7429
      @bluexray7429 3 роки тому

      You are gorgeous

    • @mrshifter9582
      @mrshifter9582 3 роки тому +3

      Well said sister, I'm a white 51 year old English man and bill burr is out on his own.

  • @TM-ix4ox
    @TM-ix4ox Рік тому +5

    Bill Burr is one of the funniest comedians ever love his material. Him and Chappelle on the same bill I'll pay anything to see that

  • @sonmychest2757
    @sonmychest2757 Рік тому +2

    I swear I love his stand up and his show F Is For Family. Bill is a freaking genius.❤️❤️❤️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯💯

  • @djdmvsdanavigator5034
    @djdmvsdanavigator5034 3 роки тому +1159

    Im black and highly offended, why am I'm just knowing about this guy? He funny as all hell!

  • @ricoolivarez94
    @ricoolivarez94 3 роки тому +1063

    Burr, don't ever change, homie.

    • @gailremp8389
      @gailremp8389 3 роки тому

      He won't. That's his food on the table act...

    • @BizzeeB
      @BizzeeB 3 роки тому

      I don't think he can :-)

    • @MrVara411
      @MrVara411 3 роки тому +3

      @@blackphilip8936 He has changed a bit... I've seen him live three times and saw a bit of an evolution. It's kind of inevitable as we all evolve. Even so I think this monologue was edgy and brave especially considering the venue.

    • @MrVara411
      @MrVara411 3 роки тому +1

      @Andre Knowledge357 Hey brother, relax: I said brave *considering the venue.* SNL clapping seals are uber Lefties. As someone else commented, this is Burr at 10%. I've had the same feeling on his wife influencing his comedy too, though... the timelines certainly seem to coincide. I can't be sure, though. Anyway this particular skit wasn't too bad, IMO.

    • @ricoolivarez94
      @ricoolivarez94 3 роки тому

      @@blackphilip8936 you punch up, not down.

  • @DonaldTrumpGriefing
    @DonaldTrumpGriefing 7 місяців тому +3

    The amplified laugh track is dystopian. Burr was categorized in the “once every decade” comedian thing, but in reality he’s only funny sometimes because he toed the line between acceptable SNL humour and humour your drunk uncle would do at thanksgiving.

  • @words007
    @words007 Рік тому +2

    Im gonna keep this video in my hall of fame collection 🤣 top notch content. Bill Burr the legend

  • @barbballard8526
    @barbballard8526 3 роки тому +834

    I am a 75 year old white woman, and I have seen everyone of his specials, truly love him.

    • @morales1ist
      @morales1ist 3 роки тому +11

      I think I love you!

    • @RJSnow
      @RJSnow 3 роки тому +14

      Barb, i want to buy u a beer

    • @Lehmann108
      @Lehmann108 3 роки тому +9

      I don't know who you're married to, who your kids and grandkids are, but they better hangout with you to keep their heads screwed on right. Popular culture is fucking poison now.

    • @abdullahsaadeh3461
      @abdullahsaadeh3461 3 роки тому +9

      Username checks out

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 3 роки тому +9

      75-year-olds have an actual sense of humor. If the audience had all been under age 27, they would have screamed, booed, and run from the theater.

  • @Peter_739
    @Peter_739 3 роки тому +675

    The fact that SNL crowd is hesitant to laugh at this makes it better.

    • @HollywoodConnection-JAST
      @HollywoodConnection-JAST 3 роки тому +12

      @M 40 No, moron, it's because the studio audience is at 30% capacity. Lots of empty seats compared to a typical full house

    • @r2dxhate
      @r2dxhate 3 роки тому +9

      Can you imagine how boring Bill Burr would have to be to please the SNL crowd?

    • @r2dxhate
      @r2dxhate 3 роки тому +5

      @M 40 You know what NY stands for? Liberal Armpit.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 3 роки тому +9

      Like all those straight mouthed celebrities during Ricky Gervais' monologue at the golden globes.

    • @brentad2004
      @brentad2004 3 роки тому +1

      Um, it's a LAUGH TRACK people seriously lol

  • @raf-lofi
    @raf-lofi Рік тому +2

    Lol the dead ass expressions from the musicians at the back lol

  • @rv6541
    @rv6541 Рік тому +11

    funny how quiet the crowd is...WIMPS

  • @jayjohnson3472
    @jayjohnson3472 3 роки тому +619

    This was Bill doing the speed limit, using his turn signals, coming to a complete stop, this crowd couldn’t handle Autobahn Bill!!!

    • @noapparentfunction
      @noapparentfunction 3 роки тому +20

      “autobahn bill” 😂 I'm dying

    • @an-dy9043
      @an-dy9043 3 роки тому +2

      Hahaha but he still resisted

    • @HovalisKai2
      @HovalisKai2 3 роки тому +2

      True

    • @cdreyes81
      @cdreyes81 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Skoora
      @Skoora 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed...but still better than almost any other host

  • @BrianRocksNow
    @BrianRocksNow 3 роки тому +1580

    This was Bill Burr at 50% strength. The division is about people that weren't fans in the first place.

    • @philanderphillips2309
      @philanderphillips2309 3 роки тому +35

      As a long time BB fan, AGREED. THIS WAS TAME.

    • @RoxieMarquez_marroxeli
      @RoxieMarquez_marroxeli 3 роки тому +24

      @@philanderphillips2309 It is network tv, so I'm sure he couldn't go full force, but Bill Burr at 100% is a force to be reckoned with.

    • @kyleelpel9402
      @kyleelpel9402 3 роки тому +7

      He also probably hasn't practiced this material that much or done standup in a while

    • @user-ge6rd4yr3d
      @user-ge6rd4yr3d 3 роки тому +3

      ON GOD he would be going so much harder if he was allowed too if he could do it and still get aired

    • @apm11221
      @apm11221 3 роки тому +6

      I wasn't familiar with him until this show. Now I want to know more. He brought that smoke last night!!!

  • @seanmajoy8710
    @seanmajoy8710 Рік тому +5

    Perhaps the greatest SNL monologue ever.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 25 днів тому +2

    Absolute comedy gold.

  • @davidbouchard8963
    @davidbouchard8963 3 роки тому +782

    Bill Burr's laugh, when he knows he said something that hit too close to home, is fucking awesome!

    • @codyj6505
      @codyj6505 3 роки тому +10

      his self chuckle is gold! i feel like thats how you know hes a genuine comedian, hes up there just trying to make himself laugh.

    • @unfinishedgamesnDLC
      @unfinishedgamesnDLC 3 роки тому

      Sounds like Chancellor Palpatine

  • @seansmith7263
    @seansmith7263 3 роки тому +1569

    “They’re equator people, we need the sun.”
    Close the casket, I’m dying on that.
    😂😂🤣🤣

    • @BLOCKBOI3RD
      @BLOCKBOI3RD 3 роки тому +44

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 when science and comedy comes together it hits different

    • @DaUloi
      @DaUloi 3 роки тому +17

      I think they went with February because Rosa Park's birthday. But yea July would be better.

    • @MinxInxADK11
      @MinxInxADK11 3 роки тому

      Nn

    • @VegasElement
      @VegasElement 3 роки тому +6

      @@DaUloi it was formed to coincide with the time of year when both Douglass and Abraham Lincoln celebrated their birthdays

    • @hiimnoteasy
      @hiimnoteasy 3 роки тому

      Seriously!! 🤣🤣

  • @I_love_burnt_toast
    @I_love_burnt_toast Рік тому +4

    Best 5 min of bill burr ever.

  • @muhammad_berkowitz989
    @muhammad_berkowitz989 Рік тому +2

    I like Dave Chapelle and all but Bill Burr is obviously the GOAT!!

  • @Bawlzmcgruff
    @Bawlzmcgruff 3 роки тому +637

    I f****** love how he goes in on everyone doesn't matter who's in front of him

    • @DM-zr7vc
      @DM-zr7vc 3 роки тому +4

      It's all butt hurt liberals in front of him

    • @moniquemonicat
      @moniquemonicat 3 роки тому

      He only goes after whites in this diatribe.

    • @davidmeichner8346
      @davidmeichner8346 3 роки тому

      This was great and I'm re-watching.

    • @davidmeichner8346
      @davidmeichner8346 3 роки тому

      @@moniquemonicat Who wants the woke mob to cancel during the show, the way Davison did the Potter author? (I didn't see that because the show otherwise sickens in its bias nowadays.)

    • @maxarnold4858
      @maxarnold4858 3 роки тому

      Realist Views burr is liberal

  • @EKKing-wy2jq
    @EKKing-wy2jq 3 роки тому +2018

    “The nerve o- [where’s the camera] THE NERVE OF WHITE WOMEN”

    • @radiantrenee406
      @radiantrenee406 3 роки тому +58

      That direct look into the camera was shocking...he meant business for real😅

    • @davecam4863
      @davecam4863 3 роки тому +64

      With their SUVs and heated seats. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamuraiJonez
      @SamuraiJonez 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah that one took me out ☠

    • @myabbayah9092
      @myabbayah9092 3 роки тому +9

      LOL. He spoke the truth tho..

    • @StageInTheSkyCreations
      @StageInTheSkyCreations 3 роки тому +12

      I already knew this was gonna be good. Bill Burr is the hero we need.

  • @user-ut9xw4kf3d
    @user-ut9xw4kf3d 2 роки тому +2

    I put a like on this even before listening to it

    • @NittoNba44
      @NittoNba44 2 роки тому +1

      👆 This man is a true hero!

  • @pureblack3363
    @pureblack3363 11 місяців тому +1

    "These are equator people"😂😂😂

  • @Elim-meister
    @Elim-meister 3 роки тому +529

    "Swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression." ROFL

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 3 роки тому +4

      Is that what he said? I thought it was "swung their coochies and their feet over the fence of oppression."

    • @nononono12345
      @nononono12345 3 роки тому

      LMAOOOO

    • @leeannlyons9476
      @leeannlyons9476 3 роки тому +2

      Great line. I wish the audience was more receptive.

    • @Samuel-I
      @Samuel-I 3 роки тому +2

      That was the truth, though.
      They hijacked that shit.
      That's why no one gives it relevancy.

    • @jamecia8550
      @jamecia8550 3 роки тому +1

      @@oremfrien not their coochies 😩😂

  • @billdozer7448
    @billdozer7448 3 роки тому +313

    Literally one of the only people that could get me to watch a bit of modern SNL.

    • @ArkhonXIX
      @ArkhonXIX 3 роки тому +6

      Isn't that the fuckin truth. Show has been dogshit for yeaaarrsss

    • @themousemagician9535
      @themousemagician9535 3 роки тому +2

      living the life elaborate

    • @kerrell95
      @kerrell95 3 роки тому

      @living the life In what way?

    • @jb-2714
      @jb-2714 3 роки тому

      @M 40 wow you made such a great point.

    • @ij9466
      @ij9466 3 роки тому

      M 40 Some people have different type of humors. I don’t mind dark humor like Anthony jeselnik but bill burr voice annoys me. He sounds like he is screaming when he is talking.

  • @MariaMunoz-rz1nz
    @MariaMunoz-rz1nz Рік тому +5

    I just recently discovered him, he’s really awesome 😎

  • @AnkurPandeyef
    @AnkurPandeyef 2 роки тому +4

    This has to be the top 3 of bill burr ever 🙌🏽

  • @jcw231
    @jcw231 3 роки тому +956

    "50% of people should be laughing, and 50% should be horrified"
    - Patrice O'Neill speaking about comedy done properly.

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 3 роки тому +3

      What if i was 50%laughing and 50% horrified...often mixed? 😂😲

    • @barlotardy
      @barlotardy 3 роки тому +1

      Words to live by.

    • @ShepherdTeam6
      @ShepherdTeam6 3 роки тому

      EXACTLY

    • @drx1xym154
      @drx1xym154 3 роки тому +4

      50% should be laughing, 50% should be horrified and NOBODY should be canceled, ever - unless they are committing felonies!!!
      You are welcome!

    • @hiimjustin8826
      @hiimjustin8826 3 роки тому +1

      I watched a bunch of his older stuff over the summer and omg that guy wasn't trying to make people laugh in the beginning he was there for a fight xD

  • @michaelsmyth5877
    @michaelsmyth5877 3 роки тому +2871

    He baited white women into complaining about this, by joking they complain allot. Wow he played you Haha.

  • @kimbleist
    @kimbleist 9 місяців тому +3

    He's amazing in delivering fact the fun way.

  • @ThisIsRizo
    @ThisIsRizo Рік тому +2

    I will always be a fan 😂dude is ruthless

  • @outersun
    @outersun 3 роки тому +907

    “Occasionally when you snuck off with a black dude and got caught you said it wasn’t consensual!” I wish I could have seen the audience mask-less faces LOL!

    • @Dutchman294
      @Dutchman294 3 роки тому +32

      It's true though lol. That's why it hit home so hard.

    • @novanova6018
      @novanova6018 3 роки тому +2

      @CStarz 🤣

    • @kw2519
      @kw2519 3 роки тому

      Mayan Ruins yep, this shit is so transparent.

    • @outersun
      @outersun 3 роки тому +10

      @Mayan Ruins Yeah, I’m black too...I was offended once back in 1973....think it was Dad whooping my ass for something I did.

    • @hannahlockette9504
      @hannahlockette9504 3 роки тому

      Me too

  • @lornawest47
    @lornawest47 4 місяці тому +1

    I had to come back to this skit in 2024 great laugh!

  • @Justhugee
    @Justhugee Рік тому +9

    Man this was arguably the best standup monologue in decades.

  • @bastiat6865
    @bastiat6865 3 роки тому +372

    "...sit down, next to me, and take your talking to..."
    Epic.

    • @MsBee-nj9kp
      @MsBee-nj9kp 3 роки тому +7

      Yesssss I thought that was funny!!!😄😁