Bill Burr | the Monday Morning Podcast LIVE- 10-27-19

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  • Опубліковано 23 лип 2024
  • Bill rambles live in Los Angeles about the Grand Ole Opry, fashion through the years, and being spied on by the NSA.
    produced by Andrew Themeles & All Things Comedy
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  • @jetarcher3374
    @jetarcher3374 4 роки тому +5274

    Witnessing the birth of Sit-down comedy

    • @ID1visor
      @ID1visor 4 роки тому +48

      😂

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 4 роки тому +104

      Ali Siddiq already has that down. Bill Cosby did it first, but the less said about that, the better.

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 4 роки тому +49

      and people call me lazy....yeah uh im gonna tell stories and look at my computer. can i get a beer ovah herre

    • @thedancingveganatheist6310
      @thedancingveganatheist6310 4 роки тому +40

      Chappelle has also done this. And Burr has worked with Chappelle.

    • @RockDavid
      @RockDavid 4 роки тому +8

      @@Theomite here and theres....Bill is trending what those just did not so much

  • @kylelanctot3344
    @kylelanctot3344 4 роки тому +1971

    "Titanic was horrible......Imagine if they made 9/11 a chick flick" 😮😮😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kylelanctot3344
      @kylelanctot3344 4 роки тому +2

      @Janjão Jonata 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @VaughnJogVlog
      @VaughnJogVlog 4 роки тому +45

      It’s been done already. Forgot the movie, but there was a Rom-Com with a twist ending showing the guy in the tower on September 11, 2001.

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 4 роки тому +28

      Look up "Remember Me" lolol, and watch the ending

    • @noogie003
      @noogie003 4 роки тому +10

      VaughnJogVlog Holy fuck your right, lmao I forgot about that horrific movie

    • @stevena3333
      @stevena3333 4 роки тому +5

      Kevin Johnson lol I thought the same thing.

  • @schawdaya
    @schawdaya 2 роки тому +272

    This has to be really inspiring for aspiring comedians, being at a point in your career where you can just go on stage in a sweatshirt on a couch and just say whatever's on your mind and the crowd loves it. Burr's definitely one of the GOATs

    • @ricardoperez-yo1et
      @ricardoperez-yo1et 10 місяців тому

      Cause that the ginger fucking goat .no other one can do that chit ok

    • @jasonmutschall6154
      @jasonmutschall6154 9 місяців тому +5

      I'm sure dave chappel's cigarette agrees

    • @thegreenpianist7683
      @thegreenpianist7683 8 місяців тому

      ​@@jasonmutschall6154Dave's right there with him as well

  • @nicolehunt326
    @nicolehunt326 3 роки тому +805

    Bill is the living embodiment 'you no what really grinds my gears'

    • @sirrom5155
      @sirrom5155 3 роки тому +7

      and that's about the entirety of his 'substance'

    • @kentuckyfriedchildren5385
      @kentuckyfriedchildren5385 2 роки тому +20

      know

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 2 роки тому +27

      @@sirrom5155 he's a comedian he's not Aristotle

    • @cardinalwilson8034
      @cardinalwilson8034 2 роки тому +6

      @@BlazRa no but he made good points, are we not supposed to take it seriously?

    • @nyChannel09
      @nyChannel09 2 роки тому +7

      @@cardinalwilson8034 Take it seriously
      You can tell his jokes and his advicr apart very well.

  • @samppuli-4154
    @samppuli-4154 4 роки тому +346

    Did I just watch a bald redhead laying on his couch and rant about shit for almost two hours?
    Yes I did.
    Did I enjoy it?
    One of the greatest things I've ever seen

    • @parkerjeans5777
      @parkerjeans5777 4 роки тому +7

      You only can't say the greatest because the philly incident is and was the best

  • @leebrennan5790
    @leebrennan5790 4 роки тому +957

    Bill is in his own league. It's incredible how comfortable, casual and in-control he is in environments like this. What a beast

    • @vuk8550
      @vuk8550 3 роки тому +24

      Well his body language actually implies tension and nervousness, but as always, he handles it masterfully.

    • @mooeyterrieblay834
      @mooeyterrieblay834 3 роки тому +4

      @@vuk8550 Did F f Of O o a and man oman the other one I I can't find a man in a relationship or anything person person abad not he's forhim good sogood but he has no problem at the to rnyimomenthow don't know Ihe's been been momenthe's he's a person and thiguy s at is that you don't like you and he has hima like is want what know man aa doing he's he'ahe nd and me want just bhe ut s and and I I hman know bad a noI man t e's bad something wdoing is he he and ame nt just I he hmean I say to im want wI I hat hdon't know I lhim like ike e's kknow now ddon't just just he ude agood a a of lot a hdoing e's gonna ligonna not he's he's him want want don't kI I e mdude a like like e thwant you ink dthink on't yeyyeah eah ah dudude de hiadude no ain't in't mI I but thwhim ant want ayou t medoing not he's an doimean I that ng he'doing s heldude ittle a a was he and and man man a has he anything doidoing ng nodwas he ay tsame he on going been been he's he's how know know don't Idon't I I dude Ihaman no no in't e's Imean person a wnot he's you ant dwanyou dthat oing tnot on't nobut man a ynot not he's he's like ou dude dude a he's back come gonna yoIain't I I u dodon't n't dodon't know n't know youand wI hat wknow you you ant ddon't on't ydon't ou mean aImean I and and person good a yohe's u dowant n't lidon't ke blike like ack me I thyou at aidoing n't waman a not he's nt you manand and back come gonna Iain't him want want you you want want you you you with wrong anything doing he's you doing doing you you doing something a a I no no ain't I know I I guy he'she's he's doing that that way he he just don't and wIwgonna as aguy little a s yeyknow he I eah ah anlmean I but him ike don't don't you like dis he I mean he and he'aman s thinthat k yoydon't you ou u mewant I I thinwant you k donthink 't thatdon't you doindoing g yeadoing not he's h yousaid just he him saw just just he he know know you you and person he's a he's a you want want want want you you mean II guy good agood a he's way that that that know you you wantknow you you Ione the the is is he mean I and person aperson he's you want just he and and him doing doing anything he he was like like me want you you guy guy agood a a he's you want you you you person person he's he's a person and I don't know how how he is and and he's he's a pthat erson hperson a is is e pperson erson

    • @vuk8550
      @vuk8550 3 роки тому +4

      @@mooeyterrieblay834 Eh?

    • @samuelmmmk181
      @samuelmmmk181 3 роки тому +9

      @@mooeyterrieblay834 Yeah bro I knew it wasn't just me. Glad you noticed that too. I don't agree about the part you were talking about the pacquiao v mayweather fight.

    • @jerrilehane7815
      @jerrilehane7815 3 роки тому +2

      @@vuk8550 You state eternal truth...GENIUS Bill Burr...it ain't fair...so good.

  • @johnnycheung5824
    @johnnycheung5824 3 роки тому +611

    Bill's Southern hick accent is as iconic as Dave Chappelle's old white man accent.

    • @Monsteretrope
      @Monsteretrope 3 роки тому +52

      I perfonally prefer his women voice xD

    • @Spazticmonkey1000
      @Spazticmonkey1000 3 роки тому +2

      Hes bostonian

    • @KB-nz6bv
      @KB-nz6bv 3 роки тому +6

      @@Spazticmonkey1000 we know.. reread the OP

    • @e3IZrZ
      @e3IZrZ 3 роки тому +2

      @@Spazticmonkey1000 Did you know he is a human being?

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 роки тому

      @@e3IZrZ you must be fun at parties 😂

  • @vcvortex6356
    @vcvortex6356 3 роки тому +427

    Bill is a rare gem. I am glad that he exists.

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 2 роки тому +4

      Frfr💯💯

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 2 роки тому +7

      If this guy ever comes to England
      I will get a provie loan out to go and see him
      because I'm on universal credit (welfare) he is fast becoming the world No1 in comedy forget the rest
      He is the best !

    • @brunoleite8380
      @brunoleite8380 2 роки тому +4

      These days Nia own his balls though sadly 🤷‍♂️

    • @RobertBailey-bq4mo
      @RobertBailey-bq4mo 11 місяців тому +1

      He exists to entertain us all

    • @mikebud12
      @mikebud12 5 місяців тому

      @@brunoleite8380 please elaborate

  • @thevillain267
    @thevillain267 4 роки тому +525

    This needs to be a Netflix Series Bill just ranting and reading letters.. so damn funny

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 4 роки тому +46

      He already does this it's called his podcast

    • @thevillain267
      @thevillain267 4 роки тому +25

      @@anitabonghit7606 with an audience on stage god damn there is always one lol

    • @jamesgibson1456
      @jamesgibson1456 4 роки тому +3

      @cronini1 ditto

    • @DoubleH92
      @DoubleH92 4 роки тому +6

      Or just have it on UA-cam...

    • @thelogicofcheese90
      @thelogicofcheese90 4 роки тому +10

      Netflix ruined Norm MacDonald's podcast and also forced his old ones off UA-cam when they bought the rights to it. Netflix would problary force Bill to be tame too unfortunately. Bill is better unleashed as was Norm.

  • @Emy53
    @Emy53 2 роки тому +39

    Bill, NEVER change...never mellow. YOU are perfect just the way you are.

  • @travismitchell210
    @travismitchell210 3 роки тому +22

    Truck driver here... I listen to Bill on the home stretch of my route every night lately. This guy is hilarious and I'm not even a huge stand up guy.

    • @nickmccall8027
      @nickmccall8027 11 місяців тому

      Well you are a truck driver 😅

  • @Blinkz
    @Blinkz 4 роки тому +2150

    I like how the curtain gets pulled, and he’s just sitting on a couch. “Alright....”

    • @repetitivereality2829
      @repetitivereality2829 4 роки тому +83

      Boss moment.

    • @dionaleigh1505
      @dionaleigh1505 4 роки тому +66

      Wouldn't expect anything less from Sir Freckles.

    • @TheRosiebeam
      @TheRosiebeam 4 роки тому +34

      And you're probably sitting on the toilet with shit drying on your asshole hairs while writing that

    • @ek8285
      @ek8285 4 роки тому +5

      Because after he just gets two guys to carry the couch out with him on it like in Chapelle show

    • @Blinkz
      @Blinkz 4 роки тому +5

      TheRosiebeam 👍

  • @jrkinnard1
    @jrkinnard1 4 роки тому +287

    "They can use a mouse, but they can't type their feelings."
    I'm dying.

  • @WealthyHomeless
    @WealthyHomeless 4 роки тому +802

    If bill does podcast with camera and a setup he'll be popular as jre

    • @UlfMTG
      @UlfMTG 4 роки тому +27

      big true

    • @layzorbeeemz7317
      @layzorbeeemz7317 3 роки тому +15

      I wish they would join their podcasts. They are fuckin hilarious together.

    • @TheHonestTerrorist
      @TheHonestTerrorist 3 роки тому +90

      Jre's a joke compared to this

    • @kartikaybhardwaj3528
      @kartikaybhardwaj3528 3 роки тому +20

      @@TheHonestTerrorist my two cents on JRE: Why the holy fuck is it so long? 3-4 hours are you kidding me?

    • @nilloc28
      @nilloc28 3 роки тому +10

      Gordon Morrice nobody cares that he’s hunts and does DMT.

  • @MrCal2648
    @MrCal2648 3 роки тому +34

    Having a live audience makes the Podcast better, giving it a laugh track.

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 4 роки тому +728

    He's selling out venues just ranting and doing his podcast. Let that sink in! Basically no material, all the money! Genius!

    • @TheCAPSLOCKrage
      @TheCAPSLOCKrage 4 роки тому +29

      To be fair i think that sheet he was holding was all material lol but he definitely was just ranting for a lot of it

    • @athemeles
      @athemeles 4 роки тому +70

      @@TheCAPSLOCKrage the sheets were just the listener emails. he was just fidgeting.

    • @souryabanik
      @souryabanik 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah. He's on a different level!

    • @climberguy10001
      @climberguy10001 4 роки тому +2

      right, just think of him running the free world and doing this.. WAIT.. its already happening! lol

    • @Nick-jj2lt
      @Nick-jj2lt 4 роки тому +10

      I'm not letting any more sinks in my house

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 4 роки тому +1730

    Bill burr ranting off the top of his head for 2 hours straight is still funnier than any other comedian who’s monotonously reciting rehearsed material for an hour

    • @matthewgruter2937
      @matthewgruter2937 4 роки тому +64

      Because these 2 hours are 50 brilliant years in the making!

    • @hihihihihello
      @hihihihihello 4 роки тому +4

      Agree

    • @pts5217
      @pts5217 4 роки тому +31

      Completely agree. Especially younger comics. So many hacks.

    • @ViewsFromTheDeathStar
      @ViewsFromTheDeathStar 4 роки тому +26

      So true. Crazy how he can just go be himself and entertain the shit out of everyone.

    • @randyhall161
      @randyhall161 4 роки тому +18

      It takes resourcing and trial and error in stand up. Bill is one of a kind. Material needs to be broken down between different crowds, and then broken down by the comic for the best outcome. Specials arent just one time jokes they thought of the day before. Some jokes take years, some joke take weeks. Its all about the dialogue, crowd and comedian. Never forget the delivery...

  • @allendavis3107
    @allendavis3107 3 роки тому +21

    This is why bill burr is the GOAT. On man one stage. Just walking out and making people laugh with whatever comes to his mind.

  • @sackingsjw55
    @sackingsjw55 3 роки тому +28

    All of this is hysterical. I can't even quote one line, there's dozens of dingers

  • @malikgb1454
    @malikgb1454 4 роки тому +1357

    This could easily have been a very successful comedy special.

    • @VAMPlRELLA
      @VAMPlRELLA 4 роки тому +75

      I actually like the MM podcast over his stand up most of the time. They episodes aren't as tight but he has a lot of great bits that he can't reuse

    • @StannisDoyleWood
      @StannisDoyleWood 4 роки тому +18

      He definitely marketed it like one, well planned and executed

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 роки тому +3

      It is 😀

    • @tattletalestrangler7815
      @tattletalestrangler7815 4 роки тому +6

      Wesley Davis yeah I agree, his voice on stage is still filtered compared to his podcast

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 роки тому +6

      Ironically Paper Tiger was pretty much rehashed material and podcast shenanigans.

  • @bird9350
    @bird9350 4 роки тому +309

    I almost died of laughter within the first 2 minutes.

    • @PowerHouse1987
      @PowerHouse1987 4 роки тому +11

      Imagine if they made 911 into a chick flick... Murdered me!

    • @Coconutscott
      @Coconutscott 4 роки тому +1

      You know its going to happen.

  • @theaccursedj.e.2723
    @theaccursedj.e.2723 2 роки тому +20

    In his podcasts, stand ups and even in interviews I never get tired of hearing Bill crack himself up.

  • @QuackingKing
    @QuackingKing 3 роки тому +13

    “Eating a deep fried eagle” holy shit...even Bill was cracking up at his own joke.

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss1 4 роки тому +374

    11:20 - He broke down Beyonce's whole vibe on stage perfectly. Someone finally said it without fearing the retaliation of the B hive.

    • @dominickschrute3084
      @dominickschrute3084 4 роки тому +9

      What the hell is the B hive? That's a thing?

    • @totalbliss1
      @totalbliss1 4 роки тому +11

      @Maximilian mus Your mom's probably in it.

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 4 роки тому +65

      Bill told the entire city of Philadelphia to go fuck itself to it's face for 20 minutes straight. BYonce should be afraid of him.

    • @redneckcanuck8359
      @redneckcanuck8359 4 роки тому +6

      @@dominickschrute3084 It's real and it shows how sad society is...Bill has Theo Vons beyhive after him right now

    • @topgurl9313
      @topgurl9313 4 роки тому +7

      ...What do you mean "someone finally said it" ? It wasn't really an insult and Bill didn't have to "fear" anything. Beyonce fans know that they're crazy and they know that they buy into her "I'm the best woman on earth" persona. They'd probably laugh at this too

  • @jamietodd2560
    @jamietodd2560 4 роки тому +603

    Some people have a stream of consciousness that's just made for comedy.

    • @Dog3D
      @Dog3D 4 роки тому +28

      I honestly believe it's because a lot of comics are slightly or severely ADHD. Thats why so many tangents stem from bill

    • @montinyek6554
      @montinyek6554 4 роки тому +33

      Dead Man remind me again how was masculinity "outlawed"? I fucking hate the so called "progressive left" but you guys are nuts too

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 4 роки тому +9

      @@montinyek6554 ok jew

    • @heem8814
      @heem8814 4 роки тому

      Dead Man no i think it's just talent

    • @dank_frank2580
      @dank_frank2580 3 роки тому +34

      “It’s called conversation”

  • @BillyHayes79Music
    @BillyHayes79Music 3 роки тому +44

    The guy at 20:30 who says "Tell us how you really feel" is still hanging

    • @devan6127
      @devan6127 3 роки тому +1

      Like that’s the whole reason everyone is there.. to hear how he feels 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

  • @adriancastillo1957
    @adriancastillo1957 3 роки тому +24

    Holy shit... over two hours of off the cuff hilarity... Bill Burr is so freakin genius....

  • @baringozi2214
    @baringozi2214 4 роки тому +138

    This is like a free special with no prepared material and way more furniture. Thank you Bill

  • @stevonico
    @stevonico 4 роки тому +389

    This podcast is better than most comedy specials

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 роки тому +4

      Yep. Bills the 🐐

    • @willscruton2631
      @willscruton2631 3 роки тому +1

      Idk man, I fkn love this podcast but as someone who's not American whenever he talks about American football I just completely shut off n get bored fast, also I think he'd need guests to become that popular but no question if he went for that format he'd definitely be better than Joe

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 роки тому

      @@willscruton2631 yeah im not a fan of football or sports at all. Sometimes ill listen other times ill skip it. He still inevitably says some funny shit talking about sports too.

    • @paperroutlou5345
      @paperroutlou5345 3 роки тому

      Is this a podcast for real? I thoutght, it was a standup, i mean a seat down comedy 😂😂😂

    • @johnhenryholliday3590
      @johnhenryholliday3590 3 роки тому +1

      @@willscruton2631 that’s why I love burr though man. He doesn’t do this for anyone else but himself but also knows the reach or exposure that a podcast has. Even when he talks about specific shit to him he can find a way to make you laugh, regardless of whether or not you’re invested. You’ve got to love or better respect anybody who simply does them. Page out of Patrices book. Gotta love Billy broad brush ova-heeeaaaayyyyy!!!

  • @gemeu1129
    @gemeu1129 2 роки тому +16

    I swear this was just as good and funny as any of his specials. Guy is such a natural stand up comedian.

  • @runronnierun7213
    @runronnierun7213 3 роки тому +35

    Bill Burr unscripted and just being himself is better than 9 out of 10 comedians' with a routine. Bill Burr with a routine is the GOAT!

    • @downeybill
      @downeybill Рік тому +1

      9 out of ten? 10 thousand maybe.

  • @Nika_Joy_Boy
    @Nika_Joy_Boy 4 роки тому +138

    "eating a deep fried eagle" fkn killed me

  • @keironthomson6769
    @keironthomson6769 4 роки тому +77

    Only Bill burr can just sit there, and make a crowd laugh, sitting down the entire time. I honestly respect this dudes comfortability with the crowd.

  • @michaelkelly1588
    @michaelkelly1588 Рік тому +24

    The difference between the raw, straight talk of his podcast, and the refined, polished nature of his stand up is astounding, and I love them both.

  • @mariom6368
    @mariom6368 3 роки тому +32

    I feel as if I'm stoned hanging out with Bill

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 роки тому +6

      Well you probably are stoned but youre not hanging out with bill.

    • @bad71hd
      @bad71hd 3 роки тому

      I am stoned currently doing everything, 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year, stoned

    • @theadmiral460
      @theadmiral460 3 роки тому +4

      @@bad71hd watch out for those malpractice suits Doc

  • @oslonorway547
    @oslonorway547 4 роки тому +210

    YASS! It's like watching a Bill Burr new special ... Thanks to whoever came up with this idea.

    • @Cashout95
      @Cashout95 4 роки тому +1

      Oslo MGTOW Incel navn

    • @oslonorway547
      @oslonorway547 4 роки тому +13

      @@Cashout95 So let me get this straight. I'm supposed to somehow prove to you that I'm not an InCel, because being an InCel is the new bad thing to be nowadays, after being labeled a _"nerd"_ became a cool thing, right?
      So that jab you threw at me was to say, _"You're MGTOW because you aren't getting laid often."_ But then if I pull up my notch count from the past two weeks alone, then it becomes an argument of, _"Oh but why won't you settle down and marry one of them?"_ ... and so on.
      I'm guessing that all women must certainly love you for viewing them based on how badly you desire to stic7 your schlong inside them, don't they?
      ... From your comment, I assume *you place the importance of your life based on how many women you are chasing at any point in your existence.* That's why you've got a problem with any man who is refusing to put the pursuit of vagina in first place in his life, right? .... Must be fulfilling to be spending your waking hours everyday planning to please some vagina that day, since you've got no other higher ambitions beyond your reproductive functions. We'll certainly discover the next Albert Einstein by breeding more of your type. The human race can definitely bet on that! 😁

    • @Cashout95
      @Cashout95 4 роки тому

      Oslo MGTOW Du trenger ikke svare på engelsk når jeg skriver til deg på norsk, du imponerer ingen.
      Er bare stereotypisk å være incel og MGTOW samtidig, for å så deretter gå inn i en forsvarsmodus med novelle av antakelser og idiotiske påstander. Trist.

    • @oslonorway547
      @oslonorway547 4 роки тому +16

      @@Cashout95 No stupid, you wanted to be famous so read it and perhaps it will give you new found meaning and purpose for your life. Cos evidently, you're still young and right now the success of your peni5 is the highest achievement in life that your brain can dream of. 😁 What an immature loser!

    • @dexteritem11
      @dexteritem11 4 роки тому +6

      @Oslo MGTOW Spot on. 👏😁

  • @CaptMcstabbin86
    @CaptMcstabbin86 4 роки тому +47

    The "Eating a deep-fried Eagle" bit had me laughing way too loud at work lol

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 3 роки тому +17

    Coming back to watch again and it's amazing that Bill doing a podcast live is better than a lot of stand ups today!

  • @nekoi6390
    @nekoi6390 3 роки тому +14

    "I don't know when to start reading the advertisements"
    UA-cam: Ads in 3... 2.. 1...
    Perfect Timing.

  • @UnklSam39
    @UnklSam39 4 роки тому +435

    "Can you imagine if they made 9/11 into a chick flick?"
    He called it. Remember this right here.

    • @drankydrank1
      @drankydrank1 4 роки тому +33

      Remember Me (2010 film)

    • @tateoh810
      @tateoh810 3 роки тому +3

      If bill does podcast with camera and a setup he'll be popular as jre

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 роки тому +15

      @@tateoh810 Theyre different animals. Bill is by far the funniest podcast out, JRE's goal isnt comedy.

    • @brodies2494
      @brodies2494 3 роки тому

      @@A6Legit
      M

    • @donitalia
      @donitalia 3 роки тому

      never forget*

  • @jeremyw.norwood1453
    @jeremyw.norwood1453 4 роки тому +58

    His intellectual capability and speed of thought makes this, which is basically an honest stream of conciousness spoken out loud as it forms in his mind, so entertaining, so insightful, truthful, and disconcertingly funny... I so dig his manner of thought and openly honest personality. Genius.

  • @btshanyce8975
    @btshanyce8975 3 роки тому +15

    "Theater of solitude" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SandraLovesRoses
    @SandraLovesRoses 3 роки тому +10

    I love how he doesn't need anyone to interview him, he'll interview himself. Basically. He rocks so much! So glad I met him. Wish I didn't lose the picture.

  • @rikupv
    @rikupv 4 роки тому +294

    This is genuinely one of the funniest bits of bill burr I've ever seen, and this isn't even a special! This is how you can tell if a person is really funny, they don't have to prepare any lines or nothing but they go off the top and still are hilarious!! Go Billy bean bag!

    • @briancannon5614
      @briancannon5614 3 роки тому

      It was prepared. U see his paper?

    • @boofman0486
      @boofman0486 2 роки тому +7

      @@briancannon5614 obviously he has a list of topics to talk about and ads but its not like he rehearsed anything all the jokes are off top

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 2 роки тому

      He does tha same voices over n over which is annoying but other than he's golden

    • @namenome3680
      @namenome3680 2 роки тому +3

      @@briancannon5614 and how many times he used that paper ? DRUG ADDICTS and then he loses thought ant just rants about something and its hilarious :D

    • @johnszczerba9979
      @johnszczerba9979 Рік тому +1

      It's how I found out Russell Peters is not funny. He was on a podcast for over an hour before he finally said something funny. Meanwhile actual funny comedians can't help but say funny things... it's impossible for bill Burr to be boring

  • @markbaker5599
    @markbaker5599 4 роки тому +171

    I could listen to this guy read the telephone directory.

  • @UlfMTG
    @UlfMTG 4 роки тому +11

    49:20 how does he come up with this shit on the fly like that?!?!? everything that comes out of his mouth is fuckin gold lol

    • @bad71hd
      @bad71hd 3 роки тому

      How does it come with shit like this on the fly? It's called thinking. He thinks then he speaks, unlike you who speaks and maybe doesn't think ever again

    • @eminenception
      @eminenception 3 роки тому +4

      @@bad71hd damn calm down

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 3 роки тому +37

    First time I’ve seen the live podcast, and DAMN do I love it. Seeing his actions behind a rambling voice is amazing. I laugh my ass off harder with these podcasts than I do the stand ups. His relaxed comedy is perfect. A rambling, near mad man, making jokes along the way.

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 4 роки тому +37

    This man has reached ultimate entertainment level. You just watch him exist and listen and it's enough.

  • @jkblohm9899
    @jkblohm9899 4 роки тому +55

    “YAAS QUEEN!” *I CAN’T BREATHE*

  • @MarmaladeSally
    @MarmaladeSally 3 роки тому +16

    Conan to Bill: “No ones happy, when you’re talkin.”
    😆😆

  • @Ketroc
    @Ketroc 2 роки тому +6

    I love that unintentional joke "I'm not an idiot. I know how the numbers in the alphabet work"

  • @JoeBlowUK
    @JoeBlowUK 4 роки тому +51

    I love listening to Bill saying things that every guy who is really honest with himself is actually thinking, but too afraid of getting in trouble. 👀👍

  • @elchiponr1
    @elchiponr1 4 роки тому +136

    " a lot of eric clapton songs being played in the back" haha, thats a nice euphemism for cocaine use

    • @scotthafele5266
      @scotthafele5266 4 роки тому +3

      If your hearing music go see a psychiatrist

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 роки тому +3

      Yes...that one took me a second. I was thinking: is this the Cream/60s era or...the 80s :-P

    • @here7036
      @here7036 4 роки тому +3

      @@scotthafele5266 I love how often you see someone in the comments be smug about their own stupidity lololol you idiot

    • @NintenDub
      @NintenDub 4 роки тому

      @@scotthafele5266 if they're songs you don't like than you don't feel them you kinda just hear em maaaaaannn

    • @lucasthompson1650
      @lucasthompson1650 4 роки тому

      @Scott Hafele if the whispering voices that follow me request a specific song, that’s cool if I hear that though, right?
      Ooo… nevermind… they say I can’t trust you.

  • @ZER0713
    @ZER0713 3 роки тому +22

    Bill Burr: Just let addicts be!
    Oregon in 2020: He has a point.

  • @vincenttalley5938
    @vincenttalley5938 3 роки тому +8

    13:07 Had my dying.
    13:20 Also the “Heya Mr. Dunaghee” voice 😂
    20:30 Also that voice
    9:55 Aaaand that one 😂

    • @andraignat11
      @andraignat11 2 роки тому

      1:26:58 - the eyes when he reads "And also people say they can't picture me mad" 😂😂😂

  • @TopStrikerMaverick
    @TopStrikerMaverick 4 роки тому +362

    He should have his own talk show, he is overqualified.

    • @kingXofXhell
      @kingXofXhell 4 роки тому +53

      Bad Idea.. too many strings attached and he cant go full Bill

    • @gammer0016
      @gammer0016 4 роки тому +32

      He already has and its called Monday Morning podcast :D

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 4 роки тому +9

      Bill doesn’t need it. Simple as that. A talk show is just a residency. Leno and Dave were the last guys to do well from it.
      Craig Ferguson who no one knows walked after 10 years. He had talent. Bill doesn’t need that.

    • @TopStrikerMaverick
      @TopStrikerMaverick 4 роки тому +2

      kingXofXhell Not if it’s on HBO...

    • @Pedro-et2pu
      @Pedro-et2pu 4 роки тому +4

      Talk Show is an outdated format. Who wants to see 10 minute interviews where the interviewer must do a stupid monologue followed by forced jokes written by somebody else?
      Podcasts are far superior and more natural.

  • @fodidodearranjarnick
    @fodidodearranjarnick 4 роки тому +87

    the titanic versus 9/11 thought was brilliant

    • @mflugo9082
      @mflugo9082 4 роки тому

      Andre Aguas id watch that 9/11 movie.

    • @thefallenonezz7540
      @thefallenonezz7540 4 роки тому

      Ironically they already did that to 9/11 its free on youtube

    • @randylahey2923
      @randylahey2923 4 роки тому +1

      The FallenOneZz but its not a chick flick tho :/

  • @MrKit19832009
    @MrKit19832009 2 роки тому +10

    It's weird because he's talking to the crowd but if it was just another episode of the MMP, it would be exactly the same. The crowd is incidental. The man is a genius.

  • @ticklefritz5406
    @ticklefritz5406 3 роки тому +14

    A virtuoso at your craft. Nice one Bill, you crushed it

  • @tylerspeier3161
    @tylerspeier3161 4 роки тому +198

    “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here”
    -Joel Osteen, 2018

    • @Montoya1991
      @Montoya1991 4 роки тому +2

      -joel olsteen,houaton hurricane 2018

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 4 роки тому +2

      Tyler Speier lmao

    • @Garrick1983
      @Garrick1983 4 роки тому +6

      Everybody complaining about Joel let zero people in and did nothing for them. Do as I tell you but I’m not doing that shit. - PC babies

    • @misslane4106
      @misslane4106 4 роки тому +6

      Joel i would do anything for love but i wont do that Olsteen

    • @tylerspeier3161
      @tylerspeier3161 4 роки тому +1

      Sean Rehse are you speaking in code? Is English your third language? What does this mean?

  • @suzuka8235
    @suzuka8235 4 роки тому +149

    Anyone else say '' owwwww geeezusss'' to themselves when something comes up? My wife hates it lol

  • @jeremyfannon8537
    @jeremyfannon8537 2 роки тому +8

    Bill and carlin are the funniest legend comedians to ever live

  • @shokurt1
    @shokurt1 3 роки тому +9

    I would attend this any day of the week!! This is entertainment

  • @sethdusith6093
    @sethdusith6093 4 роки тому +619

    Bill ranting is somehow more funny than Kevin harts stand up

  • @joei.507
    @joei.507 4 роки тому +23

    The story of the dude on the street air drumming reminded me of Bill talking about punching muffins and not losing eye contact. Hahaha

  • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
    @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 роки тому +30

    Dude did the podcast in front of a hollywood audience and didnt sugarcoat them no matter how much they groaned.

  • @lauriewahl10
    @lauriewahl10 3 роки тому +9

    He's the Picasso of comedy 💕. However, if I listen to him too much, I'm find myself ranting like Bill!

  • @Joshua-cq4sq
    @Joshua-cq4sq 4 роки тому +72

    All I can imagine is Bill just going "HEY NIIIIIIAAAAAAA... GET IN HEREEE"

  • @aesopbricktop
    @aesopbricktop 4 роки тому +118

    Should do it like this every podcast.

    • @TheCAPSLOCKrage
      @TheCAPSLOCKrage 4 роки тому +26

      I'd even be happy with once a month

    • @matthewgruter2937
      @matthewgruter2937 4 роки тому +11

      It's a nice bit of performance art but the live performance changes the dynamic

    • @ocwpzw
      @ocwpzw 4 роки тому +7

      Or just do a podcast in front of a camera. Seeing his facial expressions adds so much to the experience.

    • @anunknowndude
      @anunknowndude 4 роки тому

      Yes, but now he can interact decently with people and in breaks some awkward situations where he finishes a topic and "I don't know what to say now"

    • @kennethreuter5596
      @kennethreuter5596 4 роки тому

      Unfortunately, he would eventually say something that would get him into too much trouble with today's culture. Non of this is filtered or rehearsed, which what consequently makes this great

  • @feYslYa
    @feYslYa 3 роки тому +12

    better than most comedians specials, love this guy

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss1 4 роки тому +188

    19:12 - "Do you have any idea what's it like to marry a toxic white male and then take him for everything he's got three years later and still feel that toxicity in the pool you didn't pay for??" Lol!

  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T 4 роки тому +112

    I hope he does this live regularly, like once a month or something

  • @NotSimonL
    @NotSimonL 4 роки тому +11

    Bill I love how this is done its like a late night with bill just sitting there talking shit its hilarious

  • @randysparks8386
    @randysparks8386 3 місяці тому +2

    I LOVE THIS !!! I NEED MORE BILL -you're the greatest don't ever stop and I will never stop watching and listening as long as your here I will be right there with you===BILL BURR FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

  • @leapyear9460
    @leapyear9460 4 роки тому +29

    This is the best entertainment. Off the cuff-genuine and a total riot

  • @esSDeeThunder
    @esSDeeThunder 4 роки тому +74

    This was hilarious. Bill Burr is the comedian of the decade imo. Chapelle and Burr are in an elite class, but Chapelle didn't really come back strong until his Netflix signing in 2015. Burr has been in his bag this whole decade.

    • @smurfitoo1585
      @smurfitoo1585 2 роки тому +1

      Yea I agree but Dave Chappell came back strong like you said and he had the 90s early 2000s late 2010s and about to have to 2020s on lock … and I like burr more than Chappelle but younger people related more to Dave than burr unfortunately but burr hands down has been in his bad for over ten years since Chappell show lol Dave fake out hun on to mainstream and tv

    • @Tellingthetruthaboutpolice
      @Tellingthetruthaboutpolice 2 роки тому +1

      Chappelle was busy mastering how to pray 5times a day. As an entrepreneur it's perfect when you shape your life around Islam instead of Islam around your life. He did amazing.

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 2 роки тому

      @@smurfitoo1585 Eh Dave Chappelle comedy doesn't always land for me and I'm a young man. Like sex jokes honestly never found that type of jokes very funny.

    • @smurfitoo1585
      @smurfitoo1585 2 роки тому +1

      @@themarsman5155 you must not have sex very often huh

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 2 роки тому

      @@smurfitoo1585 Mmm no I do but I just don't find it funny everyone has different taste in comedy, so there is no need to be a dick about it

  • @jonathanlick8513
    @jonathanlick8513 4 роки тому +12

    this is stand-up or netflix special quality but hes literally just talking. burr the best

  • @paulyshore1942
    @paulyshore1942 3 роки тому +2

    Literally just describes his day and it’s the most entertaining comedy special possible. Dudes make years of jokes to fill that amount of time

  • @hellionrictus657
    @hellionrictus657 4 роки тому +15

    This Is like a brand new free special. So fucking talented. Kills twice a week on his podcast. It’s like another special every week without the crowd. Comedy genius

  • @Boabywankenobi
    @Boabywankenobi 4 роки тому +148

    54:14 : "'I'm a millenial man' - ahhhh, there's an oxymoron!" HAHA.

    • @tarungarg287
      @tarungarg287 4 роки тому

      Why is it funny? Please explain

    • @JungleJuiceJoey
      @JungleJuiceJoey 4 роки тому +10

      @@tarungarg287 his joke is that millennials are pussies

    • @MS_718
      @MS_718 4 роки тому +3

      @@JungleJuiceJoey they are pussies

    • @wearytrader535
      @wearytrader535 3 роки тому +4

      @@tarungarg287 "oxymoron" means two words that mean the opposite. Like "cold lava", "daring coward", and "deadly birth". And, of course, "millenial man", because millenials are the opposite of men. They're pussies.

    • @jamesirizarri4318
      @jamesirizarri4318 3 роки тому +3

      More millennial men have fought in war than the previous gen. And the newer gen. 🤷

  • @AngelsArcade
    @AngelsArcade 8 місяців тому +1

    Every sound, word and sentence that comes out of this brilliant man's mouth has me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @knocknockify
    @knocknockify 2 роки тому +2

    That décolletage bit at around the 55 minute mark has me rolling 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @The6Foot4Asian
    @The6Foot4Asian 4 роки тому +91

    I just noticed he has tape over his laptop's camera, lmao!

    • @sabatino1977
      @sabatino1977 4 роки тому +12

      Default position.

    • @Tropyy
      @Tropyy 3 роки тому +29

      the Feds aren’t gonna catch ol red nuts lacking

    • @someone2506
      @someone2506 3 роки тому +6

      He doesn't mind if they listen but they don't get to watch. 😉

    • @kingheart9555
      @kingheart9555 3 роки тому +6

      So does mark zuckerberg. If he’s doing it... I’m definitely doing that shit too. That’s a pretty big red flag. Even he’s not safe from spyware. The internet is like the Wild West out there just waiting to be conquered by someone and a lot of people and organizations want that spot.

    • @iamhe77
      @iamhe77 3 роки тому +3

      @Let me offer you this the irony.

  • @mkjk2534
    @mkjk2534 4 роки тому +20

    Lovely. Bill is one of my favorite human beings to ever exist.

  • @syfyrytr1652
    @syfyrytr1652 3 роки тому +5

    I channel Bill while driving alone... He is a national treasure

  • @quintonkirk285
    @quintonkirk285 4 роки тому +63

    Am I the only one who still says "like a boss" before his videos

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 роки тому +12

      "Like a baws"
      Gets me everytime.

    • @AHighlander
      @AHighlander 4 роки тому +1

      @@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM How Scotsmen say it.

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 роки тому +1

      @@AHighlander : Ha close mate, I'm a Geordie. It's what's said at the beginning of 1 of his podcast chanels.

    • @bradbradleys6091
      @bradbradleys6091 4 роки тому +6

      Allenpalin

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 роки тому

      @@bradbradleys6091 : That's the 1

  • @merwilliamson4918
    @merwilliamson4918 4 роки тому +56

    I love how this just feels like I'm chilling in a living room talking with Bill

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 3 роки тому +5

    Hows this have over a million views!? He should do all his podcasts live. This was right before covid hit too.. feels good to hear laughter

  • @maureen669
    @maureen669 3 роки тому +1

    "a giant Hurst shifter made out of a fishbowl and somebody's crutches" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying.

  • @james.notorious
    @james.notorious 4 роки тому +50

    If bill burr was to release every podcast like this his viewership and subscriber count would explode! This must be a one off? Loved it anyway haha.

    • @baringozi2214
      @baringozi2214 4 роки тому +8

      This is the second time he's done a live one.

    • @ifacecheck
      @ifacecheck 4 роки тому +4

      This one was so good. I WISH he 'd do them all in front of a crowd.

  • @Murky_MurkiMurka
    @Murky_MurkiMurka 4 роки тому +174

    Bills scratching leads me to believe that he has been slacking on his lotion moisturizing

    • @CLA82529
      @CLA82529 4 роки тому +32

      He's ashy

    • @khalidalnahdi1526
      @khalidalnahdi1526 3 роки тому +6

      CLA82529 wtf is ashy?

    • @nicolehunt326
      @nicolehunt326 3 роки тому +1

      He should have his own talk show, he is overqualified.

    • @thomasdickson35
      @thomasdickson35 3 роки тому +9

      Definitely needs to increase the circumference.

    • @Exigentable
      @Exigentable 3 роки тому +1

      @@khalidalnahdi1526 its when you dont moisturize. White people get ashy too, you disgusting slob.

  • @axelblaze566
    @axelblaze566 2 роки тому +2

    I wish he would just do a video podcast in general, just can’t get enough of this guy, must have watched this like 6 times already.

  • @henrylee0123
    @henrylee0123 3 роки тому +3

    When the woman said “but” but later bill checks if the letter p is next to the letter b had me dying so doing hard. So fking relatable 😂

  • @BagmansLastBag
    @BagmansLastBag 4 роки тому +52

    I wonder if Bill actually does those hand gestures and faces when he isn’t on camera 😂

  • @chasbury5328
    @chasbury5328 4 роки тому +12

    Burr is undefeated bro. I could watch this all day.

  • @TWOxTONE_773
    @TWOxTONE_773 2 роки тому +5

    The fact that this man can sell tickets and rant for almost 2 hours is nothing short of amazing. Nobody can rant on like Bill can.

  • @TIOLIOfficial
    @TIOLIOfficial 2 роки тому +2

    That "Cars" and cµnt joke was hilarious.

  • @stemid85
    @stemid85 4 роки тому +197

    "I'm yelling at cars", "my wife just yells BILL when I say something bad"... Bill's a dog.

  • @christophergregory1205
    @christophergregory1205 4 роки тому +11

    "They're wearing the wrong tires."
    😂😂😂