was "TWILIGHT" always this CRINGEY?? (re-watching marathon)

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  • @crazfrog1o1
    @crazfrog1o1 4 роки тому +6686

    According to Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick forgets she was in these movies. regularly.

    • @earlofbroadst
      @earlofbroadst 4 роки тому +306

      Wouldn't you?

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 4 роки тому +321

      I didn't know Kendrick was in these movies. I first became a fan after Pitch Perfect.

    • @Alex-jd3bs
      @Alex-jd3bs 4 роки тому +215

      She does. But shes mostly in the 1st and 2nd ones and even then hardly ever. She's done so much shit since then and twilight is so old it isn't that surprising to be honest. I've got medals in sports I forgot I forgot I did and I spent months training in them. Humans aint shit lmao

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 4 роки тому +8

      @@Alex-jd3bs Except for me Alex. You remember all the stuff I've hooked you up with.

    • @Alex-jd3bs
      @Alex-jd3bs 4 роки тому +5

      @@DerekThomasLirio Dude I don't even know who tf you are. Wrong Alex.

  • @itscamillataylor2775
    @itscamillataylor2775 5 років тому +19146

    "Is he moved? I can't tell, his acting isn't good enough"
    DEAD

  • @syntheticat-3
    @syntheticat-3 Рік тому +2474

    The mental image of Edward going home and frantically googling search terms like "what can give a person super strength" and "can a human stop a car" the evening after the parking lot incident to create a cover story and make sure it's google-able is funny enough to rescue the whole movie imo

  • @sagalliban4999
    @sagalliban4999 Рік тому +1975

    Bro how did bella who has the personality of a wet paper bag get 2 INCREDIBLY attractive men to WANT to die for her. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

    • @noamaritjackson
      @noamaritjackson Рік тому +308

      She has brown hair and is not like the other girls. Duh!

    • @HM-debtfree
      @HM-debtfree Рік тому +57

      She's a mary sue

    • @sagalliban4999
      @sagalliban4999 Рік тому +2

      @Kristian Alexis obviously🙄

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 10 місяців тому +61

      Bella is an obvious stand-in for Stephenie Meyer

    • @alejandrasanchez3022
      @alejandrasanchez3022 9 місяців тому

      biggest example of how some boys dont care about personality just looks

  • @talic-os5899
    @talic-os5899 4 роки тому +5953

    "If he wasn't a vampire, he would just be... like, an abuser."
    I mean

    • @catspaw3092
      @catspaw3092 4 роки тому +94

      Very true & Bella would likely try to avoid him.

    • @takkycat
      @takkycat 4 роки тому +64

      talissa almeida can’t he be both?

    • @malaniclark1618
      @malaniclark1618 4 роки тому +2

      @@takkycat she's saying if he wasn't a vampire

    • @takkycat
      @takkycat 4 роки тому +46

      Malani Clark that...doesn’t change what I asked...

    • @gracereinoso439
      @gracereinoso439 4 роки тому +30

      talissa almeida Christian Grey???

  • @thelocalseawitch579
    @thelocalseawitch579 4 роки тому +9929

    Twilight : Girl chooses between beastiality and necrophilia

    • @imgowrinair
      @imgowrinair 4 роки тому +537

      That should have been the actual title

    • @nellyioannidou5612
      @nellyioannidou5612 4 роки тому +168

      Omg eww😂

    • @sweetestcyanide
      @sweetestcyanide 4 роки тому +125

      Lexi Sadé at least in the beastiality situation you’re with something alive.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 4 роки тому +356

      @@sweetestcyanide Nobody goes "Well it's alive aint it?" upon fucking a dog.

    • @Idk-hz2cp
      @Idk-hz2cp 4 роки тому +9

      Hahaha 😂😂

  • @Overseer2579
    @Overseer2579 Рік тому +3386

    The thing that infuriates me about Jacob as a character is that he’s not really Bella’s friend at all. He’s a Nice Guy who constantly waits around and pleads for Bella to be with him, and threatens to abandon her, kill himself, anything to get intimate with her. News flash: Anyone who’s your friend only on the condition that they’ll get physical intimacy from you, is NOT your friend. And someone like Bella who wants you to keep pining after them so they can keep you on a leash as their friend, is not your friend. You need to cut off from them

    • @lunacouer
      @lunacouer Рік тому +371

      The whole Twilight series could be renamed "Red Flags: How to Spot Them So You Can Avoid Them". 😂

    • @firstthings_first9828
      @firstthings_first9828 Рік тому +113

      Yeah but Bella was in love with Jacob and was toying with his emotions. In the book she describes Jacob as “her sun “ and he brings her so much warmth and happiness. Even in the movies she had so much more chemistry with Jacob than Edward. She always seemed pissed off and nervous around Edward. She was two timing Edward for sure. Also Jacob was actually 16 so of course he was immature, but Edward had NO excuse to be acting the way he was. He was over 100 years old!!

    • @fee6362
      @fee6362 Рік тому +102

      @@firstthings_first9828 But he still manipulated her, told her he would kill himself, just to get a kiss, knowing she doesn't want to. and, assaulted her. and imprinted on a baby. Did I mentioned that he assaulted her? Nor did he ever care for her and everything he did For her" was just with the goal to get was he wanted. He hurt her, whenever it get him what he wants.
      The fact that bella was a bad person woo.. doesn't make him any less horrible.

    • @asthajindal5275
      @asthajindal5275 Рік тому +19

      @@fee6362 Doesn't make him less horrible at all, its not a competetion, just gives him an excuse. A teenager is not really supposed to make emotionally mature decisions at all, but they are also not supposed to be violent, he is allowed to sulk and maybe even passive aggressiveness is understandable, but not forcing himself on her. It doesn't make it right, but it does give more context. I know I was pretty horrible as a teenager, did things I can't even bear to think about, and that I never thought I would do. Those wacky hormones are strong.

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 Рік тому +60

      @@asthajindal5275 We should just agree all three of the main characters are terrible people, and I can't understand wtf they find so attractive about each other, besides good looks ofc

  • @amberkiely8521
    @amberkiely8521 9 місяців тому +487

    I never noticed till now but its so funny how Edward calls Romeo an idiot for killing himself because he thought Juliet was dead and then he does the EXACT SAME THING.

  • @jessica8313
    @jessica8313 5 років тому +7853

    "if he wasn't a vampire he'd just be an abuser" wow dylan's got no printer but he's got fax

  • @krazzeeaj
    @krazzeeaj 4 роки тому +6665

    "She's ignoring every red flag." This part. OMG the accuracy.

    • @themXbug
      @themXbug 4 роки тому +98

      She doesn't the flags are actually red, just stained from blood

    • @how2497
      @how2497 3 роки тому +34

      Big ol red flag

    • @craigime
      @craigime 3 роки тому +8

      @@how2497 lol

    • @yoshuaisnotok8794
      @yoshuaisnotok8794 3 роки тому +21

      @@how2497 😂😂😂😂 music plays in the background . God ,l love Alex 😂😂

    • @Midnightsun_jessy
      @Midnightsun_jessy 3 роки тому +7

      @@how2497 u watch Alex Meyers

  • @meeehh920
    @meeehh920 11 місяців тому +861

    The fact that the actors themselves hate these movies so much just says everything 😂

    • @tabithaguidry4698
      @tabithaguidry4698 10 місяців тому +22

      I hate these movies too cringe asf

    • @marvel_fnaf_anime_simp
      @marvel_fnaf_anime_simp 9 місяців тому +14

      ​@@tabithaguidry4698 fr but I don't hate it its just too much cringe 💀

    • @ShamaD274
      @ShamaD274 2 місяці тому +18

      Compared to movies these days....this is the good kind of cringe lol

  • @HollywoodNeu
    @HollywoodNeu Рік тому +1709

    41:23 The scene where Bella's mom starts crying and Alice pulls out a tissue so fast is actually really funny to me. Alice can see the future, so she knew that she was going to need a tissue; she probably had that thing on standby

  • @komilarakhimova201
    @komilarakhimova201 4 роки тому +7062

    “If he wasn’t a vampire he would’ve been just an abuser”.
    My man... have you heard of 50 Shades of Grey?

    • @diamondbaker1419
      @diamondbaker1419 4 роки тому +69

      Komila Rakhimova FACTS

    • @diana-db8wf
      @diana-db8wf 4 роки тому +133

      He did a reaction of the triogy and said the same thing

    • @katemccrea6963
      @katemccrea6963 4 роки тому +137

      Did you know 50 shades was fan fiction for Twilight?

    • @komilarakhimova201
      @komilarakhimova201 4 роки тому +9

      @@katemccrea6963 is this a sarcastic question? haha

    • @komilarakhimova201
      @komilarakhimova201 4 роки тому +3

      @@diana-db8wf yeah I remember :)

  • @weddingssk
    @weddingssk 4 роки тому +6674

    Im dying
    " Get the CGI baby out of my sight "

    • @kamrynallen3724
      @kamrynallen3724 4 роки тому +18

      😂

    • @glacecoco
      @glacecoco 4 роки тому +85

      that's funnier than it should be

    • @jeniferdeus857
      @jeniferdeus857 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taylor3175
      @taylor3175 4 роки тому +64

      get that cg baby THE FUCK OUTTA MY SIGHT

    • @classyoldsole2539
      @classyoldsole2539 4 роки тому +11

      Better then the nightmare puppet from Hades!😣
      Or as some would say “Chucky and Slappy’s Demon spawn”

  • @ShayedSays
    @ShayedSays 9 місяців тому +558

    Being a fan of Twilight when it came out and growing up means accepting that you're now more attracted to Charlie than Edward or Jacob :P

    • @lexx1745
      @lexx1745 7 місяців тому +77

      Charlie was the real prize all along.

    • @user-ji2ex5pb2u
      @user-ji2ex5pb2u 7 місяців тому +18

      Legit laughed/giggled out loud when I read this

    • @xiaokuer_schmetterling5805
      @xiaokuer_schmetterling5805 7 місяців тому +10

      FACTS

    • @browncorsair
      @browncorsair 6 місяців тому +23

      just yesterday i watched the first movie for the first time with my roommate who had a whole twilight phase. my roomie was adamant that charlie is the real catch, and i have to say i agree

    • @OwlBard
      @OwlBard 5 місяців тому +5

      Indeed

  • @jgothen
    @jgothen Рік тому +559

    "When you stop liking music that's when you're at rock bottom" wise words by a wise man.

  • @Claralundqvist
    @Claralundqvist 3 роки тому +3993

    “If Edward wasn’t a vampire he would be an abuser”. Well there’s this fanfic called 50 shades something....

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 роки тому +79

      Actually the Fanfic is called “Master of The Universe”, I’m sad that I know that.

    • @Claralundqvist
      @Claralundqvist 3 роки тому +38

      Yeah but’s it’s basically exactly the same as 50 shades. They just changed a few things. I still could 50 shades as a fanfic and EL James writing “Grey” from Christians perspective is just cruel. She should be able to come up with something by her self.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 роки тому +13

      Claralundqvist it IS Fifty Shades with only superficial differences.

    • @acidicwaifu7687
      @acidicwaifu7687 3 роки тому +8

      If you took away the supernatural parts,Edward is Christian,Bella is Anastasia and Jacob is José

    • @dionysusfilms165
      @dionysusfilms165 3 роки тому +3

      @@acidicwaifu7687 kind of different because they dont seem to be into the sub and dom stuff

  • @ladyofways
    @ladyofways 4 роки тому +3406

    "I totally forgot she did this movie"
    so did Anna

    • @cryptozoologish
      @cryptozoologish 4 роки тому +23

      Musical Nerd oop that’s right

    • @lauraadonis969
      @lauraadonis969 4 роки тому +151

      "Anna oop"
      It was literally right there, I'm disappointed

    • @quincyhelm3679
      @quincyhelm3679 4 роки тому +3

      So edgy

    • @shanisevenn
      @shanisevenn 4 роки тому +65

      @@quincyhelm3679 lol anna literally tweeted that she forgot she did twilight 😂 the only one trying to be "edgy" here is you

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite 4 роки тому +6

      So did everyone lmao

  • @TheJeannag
    @TheJeannag Рік тому +686

    I just...realised..."if it's a boy, EJ" that baby almost had Jacob's name he imprinted on a baby that literally almost had his name alongside the actual father's name. All these years later and this singular plot point continues to haunt me.

    • @egygizda
      @egygizda Рік тому +65

      if the baby turned out to be a boy would jacob still imprint on him and be queer then?

    • @niallsburrito
      @niallsburrito Рік тому +13

      @@egygizda Who knows or cares. This is a franchise about vampires and werewolves. Not like they can control who they imprint on

    • @quota3734
      @quota3734 Рік тому +64

      Honestly it’s disgusting how the creator of Twilight didn’t see anything wrong about Jacob imprinting on a literal BABY, it’s so f***ed and they try to pass it off as cute🤮

    • @mrs_know_it_all153
      @mrs_know_it_all153 Рік тому +16

      Well, I always thought EJ stood for Emmett and Jasper which makes it a hundred times less terrible.

    • @honeygalvez2724
      @honeygalvez2724 11 місяців тому +16

      @@quota3734 dude seriously I feel like Stephanie’s search history should be searched because huh….

  • @SamIAmWich
    @SamIAmWich Рік тому +1295

    In defense of bella, she's being manipulated by EVERYONE in these books. She's not manipulating jacob when she asks him to kiss her, he's threatening suicide to get her to kiss him and "give him a chance". He's not a good friend at all...

    • @desaririaz1302
      @desaririaz1302 9 місяців тому +14

      He doesn’t do it to get her to “give him a chance” he does because it’s the only thing he has left he hopes that if he can get Bella to admit that she has feelings for him then maybe it will change her mind from becoming a vampire he thinks maybe if she realizes she has feelings for him (which she does) maybe it would change her mind

    • @SamIAmWich
      @SamIAmWich 9 місяців тому +78

      @@desaririaz1302 it's still really manipulative and toxic, and doesn't respect her choice or boundaries.
      Plus, he goes on to basically fall in love with her CHILD. Talk about awkward at least...

    • @desaririaz1302
      @desaririaz1302 9 місяців тому +3

      @@SamIAmWichyeah Jacob messed up he made mistakes he’s a human he’s a TEENAGER it was wrong but he had a reason and Jacob always was there for Bella and Bella said it was like home sickness when she wasn’t with him he always respected her and knew what she wanted she says it was like he could read her mind even though he couldn’t if you wanna talk about boundaries though Edward constantly going against what she wanted never respected her never cared about her thoughts wants and needs he was very controlling and somehwhat abusive Edward stops her car from working just to stop her from seeing Jake even though that’s what she wanted Edward held her back when trying to hug Jake he said he would give alive a Porsche to literally hold Bella hostage while he was gone hunting to not see Jake she was being held against her will wasn’t allowed to use a phone and was basically like a little doll to Alice it even says in new moon when they were voting Edward go so mad he grabbed her face and pulled it toward her and he was holding so tight her words came out distorted so yeah Jacob messed up it wasn’t right but at least he understood her and respected her knew what she liked payed attention and liked her for her but you wanna talk about respecting boundires let’s talk about the 100 year old mine constantly manipulating her controlling her and never respecting her

    • @desaririaz1302
      @desaririaz1302 9 місяців тому +5

      @@SamIAmWich oh yeah and it wasn’t his fault at all for the imprinting it wasn’t in his control and Stephanie meyers was honestly really messed up doing that to him but it’s not like he chose to do it and it’s also not falling in love it’s whatever she needs him to be protector guardian friend brother it’s not always romantic

    • @hanniballecter5383
      @hanniballecter5383 8 місяців тому +10

      And edward telling her to stay away from him then constantly going after her and trying to talk to her 🤦‍♀️ didn't put any effort to stay away himself and then right after she got attached he escaped

  • @shanisevenn
    @shanisevenn 4 роки тому +24528

    "You're pale white and ice cold.. you never go out into sunlight. I know what you are."
    "Say it. _Out loud_ "
    " *snowman* "

  • @madi5729
    @madi5729 4 роки тому +5898

    "She is 17 and you are like 117."
    DEAD

    • @AG-ro5pt
      @AG-ro5pt 4 роки тому +28

      I loved that line

    • @jr1o749
      @jr1o749 4 роки тому +14

      @@sunniedae2031 um no, 100% DEFINITELY no.

    • @rebekahvarner9194
      @rebekahvarner9194 4 роки тому +96

      Don’t worry guys, he’s only 109.

    • @madi5729
      @madi5729 4 роки тому +4

      @@sunniedae2031 that's not what I said lmao

    • @madi5729
      @madi5729 4 роки тому +6

      @Randi's Random it's true either way lmao

  • @ashlyn1121
    @ashlyn1121 Рік тому +442

    I love how he’s like “this movie isn’t bad” while also criticizing pretty much every thing

  • @oliviamorton2763
    @oliviamorton2763 Рік тому +493

    One thing that ALWAYS confused me in the last film is how did Charlie not question or get freaked out about how quickly his granddaughter was growing up?? 😂 I know he makes a comment on how much she’s grown when they turn up at his house, but come on, she had developed to a grown child in a few months right!?!?!?

    • @amora8152
      @amora8152 10 місяців тому +102

      i think in the books it's implied he knows it's something supernatural but knows not to question it because Jacob warns him when he reveals himself. he saw the boy turn into a wolf, what is a child growing years in a few months?

    • @specificsoup
      @specificsoup 9 місяців тому +25

      he's like... completely dazed and broken down especially after Jacob revealing his wolf form, I think. but yeah it makes no sense but that's how I justify it lmao

    • @judescardan
      @judescardan 9 місяців тому +6

      out of everything in twilight this is the one thing that never made sense to me. like..? 😭

    • @davidarjon2551
      @davidarjon2551 9 місяців тому +11

      He was told he didn't have to know everything so he stopped questioning it
      Plus the Vulturis would've killed him if anyone had told him they were vampires

    • @davidarjon2551
      @davidarjon2551 9 місяців тому +6

      It's not like it didn't seem completely insane to him, it obviously did
      but he just went with it lol
      He had to

  • @Lozrocks1234
    @Lozrocks1234 3 роки тому +9475

    “If he wasn’t a vampire he’d just be an abuser”
    *Christian Grey has entered the chat*

    • @OPGAMER-xu7ix
      @OPGAMER-xu7ix 3 роки тому +71

      YESSSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leahsayidi9762
      @leahsayidi9762 3 роки тому +237

      So true to be honest didn't he only like her cause of the way she smelled and the fact that he couldn't read her mind

    • @kikisamuel8732
      @kikisamuel8732 3 роки тому +10

      Lolll

    • @jillianmilstein8237
      @jillianmilstein8237 3 роки тому +122

      Christian grey is Edward only even more cringey and just completely odd

    • @courtneyr6645
      @courtneyr6645 3 роки тому +170

      50 Shades started as a Twilight fanfic so it makes sense lol

  • @cvdirecto5008
    @cvdirecto5008 Рік тому +5350

    A WHOLE 4 movies for a girl to choose between bestiality or necrofilia LMAO

  • @gettingbetterfromhere
    @gettingbetterfromhere 9 місяців тому +138

    “I hate my haircut, just know my barber f-ed me up” *4 years later, it is his most popular video*

    • @CityInTheStars
      @CityInTheStars 4 місяці тому

      Yeah his hair is fine.

    • @gettingbetterfromhere
      @gettingbetterfromhere 4 місяці тому +3

      @@CityInTheStarsI agree, I never said I disliked it. He’s the one who says he has a problem with it. In the video.

    • @CityInTheStars
      @CityInTheStars 4 місяці тому

      @@gettingbetterfromhere ok. I agree with you.

  • @takemeseriouslynt
    @takemeseriouslynt Рік тому +451

    The weird thing about the Vampire babies is that just because they look older doesn't mean they have the knowledge of their visual age, which means the Vampire hybrid baby probably shouldn't be able to talk. Since they didn't learn

    • @betterpinkthanbloody
      @betterpinkthanbloody Рік тому +83

      If I recall, in the Illustrated Guide Smeyer says that hybrids are born with the mental capacity of a human adult (ew), so they learn things super fast compared to human babies.
      I just checked, and it says this: "The hybrid mind develops much faster than the physical body; a hybrid has the mental capacity of an adult human by the time of her birth. Hybrids learn quickly to communicate with their caretakers, picking up their first language mere weeks after birth."

    • @KayKay114
      @KayKay114 Рік тому

      @Dóra Kálfári So this baby hybrid decided the best way to be born was break it's moms back and whatever else it did?? 😱😱😱

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 Рік тому +40

      @@betterpinkthanbloody Eww. Pfúj. That's disgusting - also pretty tragic; missing out on emotional and developmental milestones, as well as being essentially trapped in your helpless body while being fully aware of it. Awful.

    • @honeygalvez2724
      @honeygalvez2724 11 місяців тому +22

      @@rkah6187 no that genuinely terrifies me 😭😭 imagine being 2 months old and having the capacity to talk & understand EVERYTHING but you still cannot defend yourself or even remotely take care of yourself… yeah I hate it.

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 11 місяців тому +9

      @@honeygalvez2724 It is a genuinely horrifying concept

  • @kylanoble8669
    @kylanoble8669 3 роки тому +20815

    Her dad being like “I know I’m not that much fun, but I can change” just kind of broke my heart.

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 3 роки тому +2461

      I know! Charlie is the best character throughout these entire series

    • @vlada3236
      @vlada3236 3 роки тому +181

      @@diamondbaker5331 I agree with you!

    • @faycoleman9023
      @faycoleman9023 3 роки тому +814

      @@diamondbaker5331 he's a sweet dad but he clearly has his own problems. He didn't move on from his ex for years and possibly has a drinking problem. (Dudes drinking damn near every scene he's in aside from the ones were he's at work

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 3 роки тому +389

      Fay Coleman Still better than some of the characters, though.

    • @nadiamokhtar-lee9027
      @nadiamokhtar-lee9027 3 роки тому +852

      Fay Coleman, he's not a drunk. The movie just portrays him like that. And it's true he didn't move on for years, but a lot of people are like that and he was always a very quiet and reserved person, so it's easier to get depressed when you are always acting and thinking like that. Like Bella, he doesn't have good self confidence and dislikes a lot of attention. But overall, he's a sweet and caring father who is underrated in both the books and the movie, because unlike his daughter he has self-respect and standing

  • @andressa3804
    @andressa3804 4 роки тому +4095

    one thing we can all agree: the twilight series' soundtrack is bombbbb

    • @Thatgenderconfused3mo
      @Thatgenderconfused3mo 4 роки тому +111

      andressa I only like this movie for the soundtrack honestly

    • @ozymandias7372
      @ozymandias7372 4 роки тому +99

      so true. i even started listening to other bands like Paramore because of twilight.

    • @kylereese1042
      @kylereese1042 4 роки тому +2

      Im your 200dth like.

    • @Zorolovesanji_13
      @Zorolovesanji_13 4 роки тому +8

      Yes agreed, it will rain by bruno mars is really my fave.

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569 4 роки тому +2

      I KNOW RIGHT?

  • @Thankfully_Over
    @Thankfully_Over Рік тому +186

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a version of this movie where the dad realized his daughter was messing around with vampires and werewolves. Going full doom slayer on them.

  • @rianabdussalam03
    @rianabdussalam03 Рік тому +234

    “It’s the skin of a killer Bella” almost took me out 💀

  • @williamh2607
    @williamh2607 4 роки тому +3294

    "She is so manipulative "
    10 sec earlier
    Jacob says he will kill himself to emotionally manipulate her

    • @thatrantinggirl7376
      @thatrantinggirl7376 4 роки тому +78

      Lowkey made me mad

    • @Bjjbhcoa86
      @Bjjbhcoa86 4 роки тому +128

      He is so Team Jacob he can't see he is the manipulative one.

    • @Aphrodite890
      @Aphrodite890 4 роки тому +101

      I don't know if you have ever read the books. But Jacob is such an manipulative person.
      In the book he says "I won't killyself if you kiss me"

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 роки тому +40

      William H actually, that's only like 1/20 percent of that. Official people who study the affects of abuse literally said that he emotionally manipulates her in every way in the book

    • @jaredwilliams6853
      @jaredwilliams6853 4 роки тому +1

      Nah after watching this again she was hoeing both of them Edward just smarter cause he old she said “kiss me” when he gave up finally. Jacob truly loves her so he’s gonna manipulate she just depressed.

  • @TheHerothief
    @TheHerothief 2 роки тому +11050

    the most unrealistic thing about twilight is that four people who are frozen at seventeen would choose to go to highschool for all eternity, when they could just as easily go to college

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 2 роки тому +851

      Pretty sure they do both. Go through highschool and college until they start to look too young and switch to new identities. That would make sense as starting younger would allow them to stay with the same identities, in the same place for longer. Plus repeating highschool is probably pretty chill for them. They're too powerful and confident to care about bullies or social drama and they already know everything so it's low effort and they can probably pass even if they frequently skip classes.

    • @laurarangel7299
      @laurarangel7299 2 роки тому +623

      actually they go to highschool and college. in the books edward explains that the sooner their lives starts in some place more time they spend in it, he also says that’s why he has 2 degrees in medicine

    • @taehofu
      @taehofu 2 роки тому +68

      they did do that whenever they had to move towns quite a lot

    • @noelbernabe8704
      @noelbernabe8704 Рік тому +241

      @@Evija3000 They do both. That's why Edward has 2 medical degrees.
      The books and movies explain why they go to highschool. They younger they pretend to be when they move to a new place, the longer they can stay.

    • @missmimi6817
      @missmimi6817 Рік тому +6

      Yes

  • @hannahsteusloff9864
    @hannahsteusloff9864 Рік тому +193

    it really hurt to rewatch as an adult and find bella has 0 character development, she constantly hurts her dad, ignores boundaries edward and jacob put in place for her/their safety, and ultimately is just the placeholder for stephanie meyer to insert herself a story about men fighting over her.

  • @laurabennett9860
    @laurabennett9860 Рік тому +478

    I feel bad for Renesme. I would not want to be with a guy that use to fantasize about having sex with my mom and at some point wanted to have kids with her. Yuck. They probably won’t tell her that side of their relationship either just that they were always good friends which makes it worse.

    • @fairyoffandubs1509
      @fairyoffandubs1509 Рік тому +83

      Wait if Bella had chosen Jacob, would he still had imprinted on.. their children? Oh god, this got even more yucky all of a sudden

    • @quota3734
      @quota3734 Рік тому +42

      Fr and on top of that having to be forced to feel a connection to him and be destined to marry this older freak after he forced imprinted on you as an infant

    • @tigerlily56
      @tigerlily56 10 місяців тому +30

      @@quota3734 Forced imprinted? That's... completely wrong. The whole point of imprinting is that you can't control it. It's involuntary. The wiki literally says, "Imprinting can't be forced on anyone, no matter how much the shape-shifter may want it, as shown by Jacob Black when he tried numerous times to imprint on Bella Swan."
      Besides, Jacob was in love with Bella (at least that's what he thought). Why in the world would he want to force an imprint on her daughter? That makes no sense.

    • @mingoddess2695
      @mingoddess2695 9 місяців тому +6

      @@tigerlily56THANK YOUUU

    • @summergirl4567
      @summergirl4567 5 місяців тому +5

      @@fairyoffandubs1509 Oh that is horrific! If i remember right, imprinting doesn't necessarily lead to a romantic relationship, just whatever the imprintee needs, so dear god I hope that just means that he'd be the most devoted and excellent dad in all of history

  • @duhstyrxses646
    @duhstyrxses646 3 роки тому +8456

    In today’s world these vampires could pass as normal humans like they’d sparkle in the sun and we’d all think they were wearing some kind of expensive highlighter

  • @charlieclarke8732
    @charlieclarke8732 3 роки тому +7474

    the best bit about twilight is the fact that Anna kendrick completely forgets she was even in it.

    • @catelynnbrown8464
      @catelynnbrown8464 2 роки тому +130

      Really?????? Yikes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bubbline13
      @Bubbline13 2 роки тому +119

      I did too until I watched it again

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 2 роки тому +453

      @@catelynnbrown8464 Yeah, I saw the interview a few years ago. They asked her something about the Twilight series and she said, "oh yeah! I forgot I was in Twilight."

    • @KM-nq7hz
      @KM-nq7hz 2 роки тому +8

      Vampire thralling

    • @doesntmatter340
      @doesntmatter340 2 роки тому +38

      Honestly I didn't know who tf she even is before this article 😐💀🙄
      She might be big in America but 🤷🏻‍♀️her movies aren't exactly international hits

  • @be_me
    @be_me Рік тому +148

    In my second to last year of school, I had a class called "mythology in literature". It was sort of a prep class for university, where we learned how to properly work with sources and write term papers for the humanities. On the first day, our teacher came in: "VAMPIRES do NOT glitter! That encroaches on my worldview!"
    Good times... I loved that class.

    • @summergirl4567
      @summergirl4567 5 місяців тому +5

      While hilarious, a mythology teacher should know that mythology in literature is a living canon that continues to be added to. It may be ridiculous, but once Twilight became infamous it became a touchstone in vampire literature just as much as Nosferatu. Vampire and werewolf mythology in particular has no original version that has most of what we now consider staples of their myths; people kept adding to it through literature, movies and media, and some thing stuck while others faded away

  • @berdawn82
    @berdawn82 Рік тому +124

    It’s weird how when Bella hits Paul in this movie, her hand is fine but when she hits Jacob in eclipse, it breaks her hand

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 Рік тому +7

      Oh man I never realized that. Thanks for pointing that out.

    • @editaudioaesthetic
      @editaudioaesthetic 11 місяців тому +4

      paul turned his head so the open slap would not hurt him. with jacob he does not do this and she uses a closed fist.

    • @justexisting614
      @justexisting614 2 місяці тому +2

      Difference between a slap and a punch tho no?

  • @Aqsa3012
    @Aqsa3012 3 роки тому +5221

    you know Anna Kendrick herself forgot that she was in this movie.

    • @teaukeri
      @teaukeri 3 роки тому +93

      Yeah, I think that was the joke

    • @tashivinci896
      @tashivinci896 3 роки тому +127

      @@teaukeri no it wasnt she actually forgot n was like oh yeah ahaha i was in twilight

    • @teaukeri
      @teaukeri 3 роки тому +39

      @@tashivinci896 I think you're not understanding lmao I'm saying that was the reference he made.

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 3 роки тому +9

      & everyone else

    • @lmbgemini
      @lmbgemini 3 роки тому +15

      This movie started her career

  • @catm0m
    @catm0m 5 років тому +3804

    I just love the way he keeps calling Taylor “Jacob Lautner” 😂

  • @Soulociraptr
    @Soulociraptr Рік тому +155

    Twilight: New Moon was basically Edward underestimating how dumb Bella can be.

  • @trackydoo
    @trackydoo Рік тому +197

    My favorite cringe scene is, "I used to be...a..good..kid". 😬
    Also, that was definitely Jacob manipulating Bella. He told her he was gonna go die. He was literally threatening suicide to get her attention.

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 4 роки тому +19056

    Dude Anna Kendrick *herself* forgot she was in this movie

    • @rikiinexx2151
      @rikiinexx2151 4 роки тому +686

      Are you serious?!?! LMAO

    • @soft_cactus
      @soft_cactus 4 роки тому +388

      ellie wait seriously???

    • @filipsbigshlong9631
      @filipsbigshlong9631 4 роки тому +994

      she wasnt even an important character so..no shit she forgot lmao

    • @TheXathura
      @TheXathura 4 роки тому +681

      Lmao yeah she tweeted about it 😂😂😭😂

    • @Rosawuzhere
      @Rosawuzhere 4 роки тому +568

      Well, when you're in a movie so terrible, I feel like she'd WANT to forget.

  • @Tvibes_ZA
    @Tvibes_ZA 3 роки тому +3991

    The upsetting part about these movies , is looking back as an adult and realizing both relationships are toxic asf and problematic

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 3 роки тому +113

      Yup, the only reason I hate Romance Novels or movies is the toxicity of the relationships
      Hey, I just stated my opinion. Not everyone is going to agree with me and I respect that. It's just my opinion, not a generalisation. Maybe I am just not a romantic person

    • @lidijaoresicgulin5168
      @lidijaoresicgulin5168 3 роки тому +51

      I am 23 years old I liked twilight in puberty .Now watching him react to this movies is both weird and nostalgic ...Today I like vampires , just like then watching twilight movies ....

    • @selenamayfield5165
      @selenamayfield5165 3 роки тому +81

      @@shanayazaveri2620I find that as I get older, I realize that all the relationships I read about in books and see in movies are romanticized. Now, when I look over it again, I think,"Why is this considered romantic?"

    • @JamesChessman
      @JamesChessman 3 роки тому +9

      no way these movies are awesome and they are not toxic! Ok?

    • @mikaylafletcher4149
      @mikaylafletcher4149 3 роки тому +60

      Shanaya Zaveri edward and bella weren’t toxic like are couples not allowed to fight anymore with out being called toxic😂 he never abused her mentally or physically, he let her make her own choices, he RESPECTED HER, he waited till marriage to have sex, all he wanted to do was PROTECT HER, he DIDNT GET ALL MAD AND JEALOUS WHEN BELLA KISSED JACOB HE FORGAVE HER AND MOVED ON, He loved her for who she was, etc...

  • @alliesalinas8684
    @alliesalinas8684 9 місяців тому +71

    Dylan: “Jacob, you have no chance just stop.”
    Also Dylan: “Team Jacob. We’re in it for the long haul!’’

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 8 місяців тому +73

    I gotta give you cred- you nailed exactly why I liked Twilight as a young teen. Like Bella, I was a boring, average looking, reserved teenage girl. The idea that some godlike boy could find me desperately interesting, beautiful, and special (ie not like other girls) was like crack to me. Of course, with some maturing and self-esteem I learned I didn't need someone else to drop into my life and validate my worth. The world is quite hard on teen girls- I appreciate you mocking the material while acknowledging why young girls would find value in it.

  • @crypticcryptid4702
    @crypticcryptid4702 4 роки тому +2533

    "This is the skin of a killer"
    No, that's the skin of a disco ball. That's the only reason why people invite you to parties.

  • @mimsy1765
    @mimsy1765 3 роки тому +2881

    “You’re pale, white, ice cold, and never go into the sun. I know what you are.”
    “Say it.”
    “DylanIsInTrouble.”

  • @jisungwon2915
    @jisungwon2915 Рік тому +621

    Young me: "So romantic omg"
    Me now: can't stop laughing, "Cringe and comedy"
    Edit: thanks for all the likes, y'all😅🤩

    • @secondsea2
      @secondsea2 Рік тому +7

      I watch the first movie on occasion for a fun “bad movie night” lol

    • @TheMissileHappy
      @TheMissileHappy Рік тому +5

      I can't even laugh about it anymore, it's just pure second hand embarrassment xD

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s Рік тому +1

      yeah

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff Рік тому +1

      right 😂

  • @francis7336
    @francis7336 Рік тому +155

    56:47 They did not dub over his laugh in the German version. His voice actor knew he could not surpass this

    • @LR-dh9et
      @LR-dh9et Рік тому +28

      Michael Sheen is probably also the only one who doesn't regret doing these movies, so kudos to him for giving it his all 😂

    • @God_535
      @God_535 Рік тому +6

      I freaking love Michael Sheen. What a brilliant actor

    • @LR-dh9et
      @LR-dh9et Рік тому +3

      @God facts have been spoken! I met him last year and he's such a sweetheart

    • @God_535
      @God_535 Рік тому +4

      @@LR-dh9et oh mann you're so lucky, I first saw him in Good Omens and I fell in love

    • @LR-dh9et
      @LR-dh9et Рік тому +3

      @God Understandably! He's fascinating to watch on screen and I guess it helps when you're a real-life angel playing a fictional angel with David Tennant by your side 😂 I hope you get to meet him some day, he's very talkative and so pure hearted. His eyes actually DO twinkle 😂

  • @davidhall2690
    @davidhall2690 2 роки тому +8059

    The fact that Bella is less pale as a vampire than as a human doesn’t seem right to me

    • @etherealluvers8111
      @etherealluvers8111 2 роки тому +111

      the actor's skintone changes alot for some reason

    • @BookwormsHaven
      @BookwormsHaven 2 роки тому +296

      @@etherealluvers8111 not just bellas..in eclipse the whole Rosalie make up is just bad..not to mention that in the scene where they hunt Victoria, there is a screenshot and you can see it's not even Nikki, like wtf..

    • @shawol5253
      @shawol5253 2 роки тому +101

      @@BookwormsHaven i feel like everyone looks bad in eclipse

    • @BookwormsHaven
      @BookwormsHaven 2 роки тому +85

      @@shawol5253 that's not a feeling that's reality..i mean..Emmett? He looks..well..dead..i mean..like solomon grundy style dead..and Rosalie also..they have like a giant amount of make up and powder on..considering how well normal they looked in the first two, and in the last two..that was like a huge fail..

    • @lainiecalhoun-bouchey9561
      @lainiecalhoun-bouchey9561 2 роки тому +35

      @@shawol5253 there’s different directors calling the shots in different movies and unfortunately that lead to character appearance and personality changes that are sometimes good and often bad 😬

  • @kaylawise7963
    @kaylawise7963 3 роки тому +2655

    "I totally forgot she was in this movie." So did she dude.

    • @hotdogs2549
      @hotdogs2549 3 роки тому +64

      She certainly didn't for her future auditions, including Pitch Perfect. She's just playing 'too cool' for it now, and it's sad. Just embrace that you were in it, girl.

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 3 роки тому +62

      @@hotdogs2549 nah bruh I say good for her for moving on and forgetting that Shadow in her career

    • @brandyjohnson738
      @brandyjohnson738 3 роки тому +39

      @@hotdogs2549 girl she had better roles than this role I don't blame her for forgetting this movie. I'm just happy her being in this movie doesn't stick with her

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +27

      @@hotdogs2549 She played a random friend of Bella with no personality or character. Why would she embrace being in it? You Twilight fans acting like people are obligated to like it and accusing them of trying to be cool if they don't are what's really sad.

    • @colonelsanders1621
      @colonelsanders1621 3 роки тому +7

      @@Xehanort10 The movie is how she got famous. If she doesn't embrace it, she is basically neglecting her roots. Personally I don't feel like anyone should do that, but everybody is different.

  • @Ashka159753
    @Ashka159753 Рік тому +74

    Everyone watching Twilight: Why is everyone obsessed with Bella????
    Dylan watching Twilight: Why are these kids judgemental of her?

  • @elliedee123
    @elliedee123 Рік тому +45

    I've suffered through these movies. 3 things I can't get over: the totally unrealistic post-Dawson's Creek depiction of teenagers, the cop-out that is making the epic battle jut a vision so none of the Cullens dies and the utter cop-out that is Renesmee (so that Jacob can have a happy ending).

  • @9elypses
    @9elypses 2 роки тому +13487

    Growing up is realizing Edward was a bad choice, maturity is realizing Jacob was also a bad choice and wisdom is realizing the healthiest choice was Bella's platonic female friends and her relationship with her dad.

    • @mariambarry9269
      @mariambarry9269 2 роки тому +673

      Jacob was fine until the third or fourth movie

    • @sashawolfson3602
      @sashawolfson3602 2 роки тому +521

      @@mariambarry9269 @Mariam Barry I think the Writters made him into that cause... well... in my opinion, when we first saw him, he wasn't such a inscel or a "Nice Guy" until the turning twist, making it think "Oh hey, then Edward's the best choice" which is not right.

    • @JamesChessman
      @JamesChessman 2 роки тому +457

      I think what it really boils down to is knowing that everyone is flawed, so Bella should have been dating Edward, plus banging Jacob on the side.

    • @sashawolfson3602
      @sashawolfson3602 2 роки тому +59

      @@JamesChessman I can agree

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 роки тому +358

      @@JamesChessman Or...Bella gives both Edward and Jacob the boot, called them both out for the toxic a**holes they are (for different reasons) and ran off with Dakota Fanning's character. Does it make sense? No. Do I care? Hell no!

  • @hleebeg
    @hleebeg 4 роки тому +7116

    She lied to everyone
    1.Charlie
    2. Everyone
    All the people you'd leave behind
    1. Charlie
    2. Everyone
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @LiinnCo
      @LiinnCo 4 роки тому +86

      lilyrose mitchell I’m choking 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CS-yr5jr
      @CS-yr5jr 4 роки тому +78

      lilyrose mitchell this had me dying when he pointed it out. I’ll never be able to watch this without laughing!

    • @MiRuina69
      @MiRuina69 4 роки тому +61

      Just everyone.....
      And Charlie.

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. 4 роки тому +28

      Never leave behind Charlie! No!

    • @arissa3788
      @arissa3788 4 роки тому +13

      I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @destinyswinson7414
    @destinyswinson7414 Рік тому +270

    Edward: “You are my life now”
    Dylan (while eating a Sour Patch teenager): “Damn girl”
    My fav reactor of all time lmao

  • @anomymous-user
    @anomymous-user Рік тому +13

    'Get ThaT cg BabY tf OutTa My SighT!!!'
    MY EARDRUMS

  • @venla5751
    @venla5751 5 років тому +24567

    Dylan has more feelings for jacob than bella does

    • @indiracg804
      @indiracg804 4 роки тому +896

      we all do

    • @youreinvalid8493
      @youreinvalid8493 4 роки тому +149

      @@indiracg804 fax

    • @vianeyboruel504
      @vianeyboruel504 4 роки тому +45

      Hahaha

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 роки тому +329

      Kristen Stewart's bad acting makes Bella's lack of feelings even more obvious.

    • @kenya2323
      @kenya2323 4 роки тому +16

      Indira CG I was just about to say

  • @jb5rm
    @jb5rm 3 роки тому +3143

    “if a killer says he’s a killer probably believe him” lmao yes

  • @mandykawaii1646
    @mandykawaii1646 9 місяців тому +19

    You know, I am still waiting for that Game of Thrones commentary….. 4 years later.

  • @lorihyslop4645
    @lorihyslop4645 Рік тому +72

    I always find it impressive how Kristen Stewart plays human Bella vs vampire Bella

  • @unknowable2617
    @unknowable2617 5 років тому +2964

    "These are, like, classic abusive relationship signs" 👌
    I came here for this. Thank you.

    • @Ayaforshort
      @Ayaforshort 5 років тому +196

      Called out the abusive relationship signs but not the very uncomfortable sexual assault. 36:00.
      Bella: "I don't want you."
      Jacob: "you don't know what you want"
      Bella: ....... "But I just told you th-"
      Jacob: _kisses Bella_
      Bella: Doesn't kiss him back angrily shoves him away from her.
      And in the book she breaks her hand trying to punch him and Jacob just laughs and is like hahaha Eddy I kissed your girl.
      Still bothers me.

    • @littlemissmello
      @littlemissmello 5 років тому +90

      jake's just as abusive honestly

    • @ohia_lehua
      @ohia_lehua 5 років тому +56

      Me too! I came here for him to say just that. I can't believe so many people adore their relationship considering how abusive it really is. Dylan is woke 👍

    • @Serenity113
      @Serenity113 5 років тому +45

      @@Ayaforshort This is why I almost threw that book across the room. I fucking hated Jacob lol I never understood how girls thought he was better or romantic. Everything he did in the book was basically a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer, like a rapist. lol

    • @severussnape8040
      @severussnape8040 5 років тому +30

      @@littlemissmello and who's contesting that?
      Both male characters are as bad as a shitty ootome game, only that the main female is a selfish bitch with a complex that wants to have her cake and eat it too.
      God damn it, it's been 10+ years and they still ruined love triangle plots for me.

  • @vivienekim
    @vivienekim 3 роки тому +6744

    If Jacob was drawn to Bella, because of her future daughter, shouldn't he then also have been attracted to Edward?

    • @alexmooney7474
      @alexmooney7474 3 роки тому +1469

      I think the (very creepy but borderline biological) reason is that he was attracted to the egg, since women are born with all of the eggs they will produce in a lifetime. So Jacob has been attracted to Bella since he met her, probably. But sperm have shorter lifespans, like about 2.5-3 months from spermatogenesis to maturity. So Jacob probably wouldn't be feeling an attraction toward Edward...except possibly around the time of their wedding, since that was within 2.5-3 months before conception. So...that whole scene where he's pissed about them banging during their honeymoon? Jealous, much, my man Jacob? :D

    • @Zooobiedoobie
      @Zooobiedoobie 3 роки тому +498

      I choked reading this

    • @introvertedaz9963
      @introvertedaz9963 3 роки тому +386

      Well, we've all had those moments where we were attracted to the eggs in a females body👀

    • @DogsandPennies
      @DogsandPennies 3 роки тому +150

      He did suggest they form a polycule..

    • @irisarv8333
      @irisarv8333 3 роки тому +94

      no because this movie simply doesn't make sense

  • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
    @Idiot_TaylorsVersion Рік тому +44

    Charlie is hands down THE BEST character in these movies/books

  • @priscillamalkieh6496
    @priscillamalkieh6496 Рік тому +38

    I’m watching this at work and I’m embarrassed by the amount of times I’ve busted up laughing throughout this video. She’s “super dead” killed me! 😅 no pun intended. This is the best review of the movies I’ve ever seen!

  • @claudiaspence7814
    @claudiaspence7814 4 роки тому +2839

    Fun fact: Taylor Lautners yearbook quote was _"I dont like shirts."_

  • @shineshooter
    @shineshooter 5 років тому +4078

    “If a killer says that they’re a killer , believe them “ 😂😂 I LOST IT

  • @cani-stay-withyou3406
    @cani-stay-withyou3406 Рік тому +42

    Fucking thank you! I lived in a small town and when I tell you, there was a new kid? We instantly invite them in. My class was the smallest in the school but we all knew each others business. We may not have been friends but we were classmates and that meant that everybody's got a buddy. Everywhere. Nobody was ever alone. And it was great

  • @jaylin8959
    @jaylin8959 Рік тому +22

    I love how he tells Bella stay away from him but LITERALLY every time he’s going after her

  • @Tina-dg3tq
    @Tina-dg3tq 3 роки тому +3702

    Damon Salvatore once said: "I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun."

    • @friedschinken2283
      @friedschinken2283 3 роки тому +31

      Haha yeah

    • @thats.coolig_223
      @thats.coolig_223 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂

    • @nanalove3819
      @nanalove3819 3 роки тому +162

      except none of them does because they all have rings to protect themselves. Well, at least they don't glitter.

    • @johnecoapollo7
      @johnecoapollo7 3 роки тому +30

      He says on the hottest summer day recorded in Mystic Falls

    • @RocKsiJ
      @RocKsiJ 3 роки тому +91

      the most hilarious thing about it is the actor who played Damon Salvatore married the actress who plays Rosalie lmao

  • @doc-savage
    @doc-savage 4 роки тому +2693

    "If he wasn't a vampire he would just be an abuser!"
    *50 shades of Grey music intensifies*

    • @imgowrinair
      @imgowrinair 4 роки тому +83

      *Christian Grey had entered the chat*

    • @jazz_intown4723
      @jazz_intown4723 4 роки тому +75

      Did you know 50 shades of Grey originally was a fanfiction of twilight? Makes sense if you think about it...

    • @doc-savage
      @doc-savage 4 роки тому +38

      @@jazz_intown4723 that's why I posted that lol

    • @bishwithwifi4938
      @bishwithwifi4938 4 роки тому +1

      lol i get it

    • @ter-ickajohn-son9716
      @ter-ickajohn-son9716 4 роки тому +4

      Oh come on people if u really read the books you would see that Edward is not an abuser....... He's a protector

  • @made-line7627
    @made-line7627 Рік тому +39

    Imagine walking up to a family - one which you have never met - having a picnic, and you're just like "Mmm, you brought a snack", and attempted to just eat their food.

    • @sana_saint
      @sana_saint 8 місяців тому +2

      Menace behavior 😂😂

  • @onwjco
    @onwjco 6 місяців тому +7

    The „charlie, everybody.“ line kills me everytime bro

  • @charliegaines5732
    @charliegaines5732 4 роки тому +3833

    Edward: ”Bella...”
    Dylan: ”...I have a fetish for grandmothers.”
    I CANT BREATH

    • @alondrarj6640
      @alondrarj6640 3 роки тому +37

      that would be great honestly, bella could be happy aging

    • @cadyxx60
      @cadyxx60 3 роки тому +4

      Time stamp?

    • @lu_bujan25
      @lu_bujan25 3 роки тому +4

      23:54

  • @celesteburnett7473
    @celesteburnett7473 5 років тому +23474

    can we all just appreciate how he had to watch all the movies again to edit it.... he's a blessing we don't deserve

    • @amymiller_15
      @amymiller_15 5 років тому +851

      And spend 3 days editing it for us. We stan!

    • @AnimeFanClub909
      @AnimeFanClub909 5 років тому +361

      Watch out he's a hero

    • @ronjarichter4969
      @ronjarichter4969 5 років тому +75

      True

    • @squirekiller3438
      @squirekiller3438 5 років тому +49

      A blessing is not someone who has no life and decides to binge watch a movie series again just to record it and make fun of all the actors in it. "What a blessing" you fkn goofy

    • @char4980
      @char4980 5 років тому +15

      @@squirekiller3438 lmaoooo fr

  • @Selaskia
    @Selaskia Рік тому +37

    Dylan: guys don’t think about *seggs* every three seconds…!
    Also Dylan: analyses their *seggs* life whilst pausing and making suggestive faces/comments ALL THE TIME 😂😂

  • @NovelTeaBooks
    @NovelTeaBooks Рік тому +26

    I've watched this video so many times, how did I not notice Dylan saying "you're such an idiot" at 6:00 like he fully believes that he is Bella

  • @leavethisuseralone9052
    @leavethisuseralone9052 4 роки тому +6356

    “I can see how every twelve year old is just loving this.”
    Me, an 18 year old: *starts sweating*

    • @DanielaHernandez-pz1bi
      @DanielaHernandez-pz1bi 4 роки тому +116

      Claire Blinn is that actually you next to THE Sebastian Stan

    • @iamshooketh999
      @iamshooketh999 4 роки тому +84

      I'm so jealous about your profile picture...

    • @nyiemac3873
      @nyiemac3873 4 роки тому +11

      Claire Blinn bruh I fucking 12 lol his is so accurate

    • @badbabyslytherin
      @badbabyslytherin 4 роки тому +22

      Brooooo I'm 18 too and had the same reaction omg I don't think I could have related to someone so much 😂

    • @samiaya2829
      @samiaya2829 4 роки тому +3

      Meeeeeeeeee

  • @madi5729
    @madi5729 4 роки тому +3363

    Billy : "Something terrible is coming.."
    Dylan : "Winter."

  • @bellaking140
    @bellaking140 Рік тому +7

    “So it’s (1) Edward, (2) death, (3) Jacob.”

  • @sophierobinson3204
    @sophierobinson3204 Рік тому +44

    Best thing about the twilight saga- The Soundtrack

    • @malena5026
      @malena5026 11 місяців тому +1

      And don’t forget Charlie

    • @sophierobinson3204
      @sophierobinson3204 11 місяців тому +1

      @malena5026 oh yes, the supreme father figure

  • @aphraa8477
    @aphraa8477 3 роки тому +4524

    The worst thing about the CGI baby is that they did have a real baby on set, and it was a super cute kid. They thought facial continuity was more important than a baby that looked even close to real. Odd choice.

    • @alexmooney7474
      @alexmooney7474 3 роки тому +159

      Did they first have some creepy animatronic thing? And that just WAY didn't work, so only then did they get the super cute kid and decide to use CGI?

    • @kalinapetkova2561
      @kalinapetkova2561 3 роки тому +200

      they had an animatronic doll or whatever but the cast was so creeped out by it they refused to stay in the same room as the doll

    • @tuopsy
      @tuopsy 3 роки тому +178

      literally nobody notices when babies don’t look like their parents in movies... why would they do that??

    • @aaaaaa1955
      @aaaaaa1955 3 роки тому +71

      Apparently the real baby didn't look "ethereal" enough so they settled on the cgi one instead

    • @deepdishequalspizza
      @deepdishequalspizza 3 роки тому +74

      @@aaaaaa1955 and that thing was supposed to look ethereal?? I don't know what they were thinking

  • @harliebrown1514
    @harliebrown1514 2 роки тому +4587

    I find this quite funny because she literally didn’t want to marry Edward, until she had confirmation of sex.

    • @canvas_125
      @canvas_125 2 роки тому +485

      And getting to turn into a vampire.

    • @pink.odyssey
      @pink.odyssey 2 роки тому +414

      priorities

    • @noface3641
      @noface3641 2 роки тому +48

      valid

    • @twiceshy9773
      @twiceshy9773 2 роки тому +20

      Lol, clever girl

    • @chloenichlos4291
      @chloenichlos4291 2 роки тому +18

      Bella didn't want to be a Virgin anymore😶 all she wanted is sex😳

  • @alexiar.ramos-labonte1957
    @alexiar.ramos-labonte1957 Рік тому +25

    37:11 100% the funniest thing in the video, I was dying. Not only is Dylan’s 1400 question hilarious, dude literally said I fought for slavery and all Dylan thinks about is that he’s old

  • @aj.mblvck
    @aj.mblvck Рік тому +29

    Dylan's reaction to Edward being a walking red flag is my reason to continue

  • @gaiaromanoff7008
    @gaiaromanoff7008 4 роки тому +2099

    The only time Kristen showed emotions:
    “I’m a virgin!”

    • @diamondbaker1419
      @diamondbaker1419 4 роки тому +68

      Gaia Boons ikr?! She said it with so much charisma

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 4 роки тому +2

      same

    • @rixou4991
      @rixou4991 4 роки тому

      Gaia Boons when does she say it?

    • @vale.e_e3348
      @vale.e_e3348 4 роки тому +6

      Derek Thomas Lirio what the hell is wrong with you

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 4 роки тому +3

      @@vale.e_e3348 It's no big secret. I've personally never cared. But I've heard alot of guys talking about popping cherries, taking girl's virginity cause they're tighter.

  • @lilor4932
    @lilor4932 4 роки тому +3108

    I love whenever Dylan goes, “eheheh Shutthefuckup”

  • @laylay6154
    @laylay6154 Рік тому +7

    "Oh God, does this deer get fucked up. Goddammit Bambie." I died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FerraticaTheBard
    @FerraticaTheBard 6 місяців тому +4

    "NOOOOOO, I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS!!!"
    The (completely understandable) trauma flashbacks in this poor man's voice.

  • @wassabiloverlover6490
    @wassabiloverlover6490 4 роки тому +12851

    can we all just take a minute to realize how long this took him to edit.

    • @vioniebeaunissant4868
      @vioniebeaunissant4868 4 роки тому +142

      He's a rule trooper

    • @marmxl3110
      @marmxl3110 4 роки тому +365

      I tried to edit a 10 minute video and it got me 1 hour +. Imagine Dylan. He was actually in trouble

    • @sanjabosancic6767
      @sanjabosancic6767 4 роки тому +31

      I appriciate it

    • @imgowrinair
      @imgowrinair 4 роки тому +34

      respect for him

    • @renoirrr
      @renoirrr 3 роки тому +58

      Bro you probably don’t even know he did a whole marathon of him watching the entire Harry Potter series. That was like around 22 hours worth of movie but it’s only 22 minutes 😂

  • @IrinaE
    @IrinaE 4 роки тому +2198

    *"This is family size. I don't have a family. Just me."*
    This man can't be more iconic

    • @nou9636
      @nou9636 4 роки тому +4

      Irina E didn’t he say he had a sister who he stole the books from?

    • @IrinaE
      @IrinaE 4 роки тому +44

      @@nou9636 I think the point was that he doesn't live with his family. So he buys family size just for himself.

    • @earlofbroadst
      @earlofbroadst 4 роки тому +13

      Dude's metabolism must be faster than Usain Bolt.

  • @GeekyFanatic
    @GeekyFanatic Рік тому +24

    The fact that he low-key enjoyed the books makes this video a thousand times more enjoyable.

  • @Cryinginthecloudssss
    @Cryinginthecloudssss Рік тому +40

    My friends and I all watched twilight over our quarantine period when we got covid and I can’t begin to tell you the defeat I felt with the fake ending they pulled. I was like SERIOUSLY THEY DID THAT AND I FELL FOR IT

    • @dawnsf
      @dawnsf 10 місяців тому +1

      When it first came out I watched it in theaters with my then boyfriend and cousin and she literally was crying 😂

  • @n.4682
    @n.4682 4 роки тому +23820

    i love how he is lowkey fangirling while cringing at the same time. 10/10 would watch a movie with him again.

    • @kazakukog
      @kazakukog 4 роки тому +692

      i think this is everybody when rewatching twilight :)))))

    • @katelynbarnes6426
      @katelynbarnes6426 4 роки тому +435

      I fangirl whilst cringing ALL THE TIME.

    • @RaptureIsMyHome
      @RaptureIsMyHome 4 роки тому +75

      That's what I would do💀

    • @Erica-ye7kp
      @Erica-ye7kp 4 роки тому +185

      100% it sucks but its fucking amazing also. Im a 30 year old lady. Lmao

    • @psychobratt
      @psychobratt 4 роки тому +196

      Pretty sure everyone mutually has a love/hate relationship with the twilight series LOL

  • @carlilaforce
    @carlilaforce 3 роки тому +2552

    “Who’s he?”
    “That’s Batman”
    He literally is Batman now 😂😂😂

    • @katierose2865
      @katierose2865 3 роки тому +52

      YES 😂😂 when he made the joker comment 😂😂😂

    • @arianajugo5754
      @arianajugo5754 3 роки тому +12

      Came to the comments expecting to read this

    • @jamilly8920
      @jamilly8920 3 роки тому +31

      And he repeats the "c'mon" and says "That's his batman's voice" 🤣🤣

    • @skyemiles6142
      @skyemiles6142 3 роки тому +29

      That’s why he said it Batman

    • @daijahleeworld6292
      @daijahleeworld6292 3 роки тому

      XD

  • @ghaliahnanya3712
    @ghaliahnanya3712 Рік тому +22

    Dylan calling Robert Pattinson “Batman” was like a prophecy

  • @Nodoka9
    @Nodoka9 Рік тому +7

    I always come back to this video once or twice a year, it’s just so much fun, Dylan’s reactions are always on point and he’s not bashing the movies for the sake of it but he also manages to appreciate some aspects of it
    Anyway it’s part of his reaction videos I like to come back to when I need to have a good time