In today’s world these vampires could pass as normal humans like they’d sparkle in the sun and we’d all think they were wearing some kind of expensive highlighter
The mental image of Edward going home and frantically googling search terms like "what can give a person super strength" and "can a human stop a car" the evening after the parking lot incident to create a cover story and make sure it's google-able is funny enough to rescue the whole movie imo
I never noticed till now but its so funny how Edward calls Romeo an idiot for killing himself because he thought Juliet was dead and then he does the EXACT SAME THING.
She does. But shes mostly in the 1st and 2nd ones and even then hardly ever. She's done so much shit since then and twilight is so old it isn't that surprising to be honest. I've got medals in sports I forgot I forgot I did and I spent months training in them. Humans aint shit lmao
Growing up is realizing Edward was a bad choice, maturity is realizing Jacob was also a bad choice and wisdom is realizing the healthiest choice was Bella's platonic female friends and her relationship with her dad.
@@mariambarry9269 @Mariam Barry I think the Writters made him into that cause... well... in my opinion, when we first saw him, he wasn't such a inscel or a "Nice Guy" until the turning twist, making it think "Oh hey, then Edward's the best choice" which is not right.
@@JamesChessman Or...Bella gives both Edward and Jacob the boot, called them both out for the toxic a**holes they are (for different reasons) and ran off with Dakota Fanning's character. Does it make sense? No. Do I care? Hell no!
just yesterday i watched the first movie for the first time with my roommate who had a whole twilight phase. my roomie was adamant that charlie is the real catch, and i have to say i agree
A blessing is not someone who has no life and decides to binge watch a movie series again just to record it and make fun of all the actors in it. "What a blessing" you fkn goofy
@@diamondbaker5331 he's a sweet dad but he clearly has his own problems. He didn't move on from his ex for years and possibly has a drinking problem. (Dudes drinking damn near every scene he's in aside from the ones were he's at work
Fay Coleman, he's not a drunk. The movie just portrays him like that. And it's true he didn't move on for years, but a lot of people are like that and he was always a very quiet and reserved person, so it's easier to get depressed when you are always acting and thinking like that. Like Bella, he doesn't have good self confidence and dislikes a lot of attention. But overall, he's a sweet and caring father who is underrated in both the books and the movie, because unlike his daughter he has self-respect and standing
I just...realised..."if it's a boy, EJ" that baby almost had Jacob's name he imprinted on a baby that literally almost had his name alongside the actual father's name. All these years later and this singular plot point continues to haunt me.
Honestly it’s disgusting how the creator of Twilight didn’t see anything wrong about Jacob imprinting on a literal BABY, it’s so f***ed and they try to pass it off as cute🤮
Bro you probably don’t even know he did a whole marathon of him watching the entire Harry Potter series. That was like around 22 hours worth of movie but it’s only 22 minutes 😂
I love the fact that Rami Malek's character is hands down one of the most powerful vampires in the whole series and this is never addressed. He literally controls ALL four of the elements???!!!!
@@Oneasianpersuasion exactly, they shouldn’t have given him so much power if they were just gonna brush him to the side. if anything, they should’ve just let him control one of the elements.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a version of this movie where the dad realized his daughter was messing around with vampires and werewolves. Going full doom slayer on them.
Yess I like that joke hahah . He forgot to say that Edward , other vampires are white cause they dont go in sun soo much and have cold hands they are white skin , cause they have cold blood cause they vampires and they dont like sun . I didnt think watching again twilight , I watched this video cause I found his reaction to twilight movie. I like twilight movies and vampires , I watched twilight and Harry potter movies when I was younger in puberty , but maybe i like more twilight , vampires , Bellas and Edwards love ......
William H actually, that's only like 1/20 percent of that. Official people who study the affects of abuse literally said that he emotionally manipulates her in every way in the book
Nah after watching this again she was hoeing both of them Edward just smarter cause he old she said “kiss me” when he gave up finally. Jacob truly loves her so he’s gonna manipulate she just depressed.
I gotta give you cred- you nailed exactly why I liked Twilight as a young teen. Like Bella, I was a boring, average looking, reserved teenage girl. The idea that some godlike boy could find me desperately interesting, beautiful, and special (ie not like other girls) was like crack to me. Of course, with some maturing and self-esteem I learned I didn't need someone else to drop into my life and validate my worth. The world is quite hard on teen girls- I appreciate you mocking the material while acknowledging why young girls would find value in it.
the most unrealistic thing about twilight is that four people who are frozen at seventeen would choose to go to highschool for all eternity, when they could just as easily go to college
Pretty sure they do both. Go through highschool and college until they start to look too young and switch to new identities. That would make sense as starting younger would allow them to stay with the same identities, in the same place for longer. Plus repeating highschool is probably pretty chill for them. They're too powerful and confident to care about bullies or social drama and they already know everything so it's low effort and they can probably pass even if they frequently skip classes.
actually they go to highschool and college. in the books edward explains that the sooner their lives starts in some place more time they spend in it, he also says that’s why he has 2 degrees in medicine
@@Evija3000 They do both. That's why Edward has 2 medical degrees. The books and movies explain why they go to highschool. They younger they pretend to be when they move to a new place, the longer they can stay.
One thing that ALWAYS confused me in the last film is how did Charlie not question or get freaked out about how quickly his granddaughter was growing up?? 😂 I know he makes a comment on how much she’s grown when they turn up at his house, but come on, she had developed to a grown child in a few months right!?!?!?
i think in the books it's implied he knows it's something supernatural but knows not to question it because Jacob warns him when he reveals himself. he saw the boy turn into a wolf, what is a child growing years in a few months?
he's like... completely dazed and broken down especially after Jacob revealing his wolf form, I think. but yeah it makes no sense but that's how I justify it lmao
He was told he didn't have to know everything so he stopped questioning it Plus the Vulturis would've killed him if anyone had told him they were vampires
Called out the abusive relationship signs but not the very uncomfortable sexual assault. 36:00. Bella: "I don't want you." Jacob: "you don't know what you want" Bella: ....... "But I just told you th-" Jacob: _kisses Bella_ Bella: Doesn't kiss him back angrily shoves him away from her. And in the book she breaks her hand trying to punch him and Jacob just laughs and is like hahaha Eddy I kissed your girl. Still bothers me.
Me too! I came here for him to say just that. I can't believe so many people adore their relationship considering how abusive it really is. Dylan is woke 👍
@@Ayaforshort This is why I almost threw that book across the room. I fucking hated Jacob lol I never understood how girls thought he was better or romantic. Everything he did in the book was basically a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer, like a rapist. lol
@@littlemissmello and who's contesting that? Both male characters are as bad as a shitty ootome game, only that the main female is a selfish bitch with a complex that wants to have her cake and eat it too. God damn it, it's been 10+ years and they still ruined love triangle plots for me.
In my second to last year of school, I had a class called "mythology in literature". It was sort of a prep class for university, where we learned how to properly work with sources and write term papers for the humanities. On the first day, our teacher came in: "VAMPIRES do NOT glitter! That encroaches on my worldview!" Good times... I loved that class.
While hilarious, a mythology teacher should know that mythology in literature is a living canon that continues to be added to. It may be ridiculous, but once Twilight became infamous it became a touchstone in vampire literature just as much as Nosferatu. Vampire and werewolf mythology in particular has no original version that has most of what we now consider staples of their myths; people kept adding to it through literature, movies and media, and some thing stuck while others faded away
The worst thing about the CGI baby is that they did have a real baby on set, and it was a super cute kid. They thought facial continuity was more important than a baby that looked even close to real. Odd choice.
@@etherealluvers8111 not just bellas..in eclipse the whole Rosalie make up is just bad..not to mention that in the scene where they hunt Victoria, there is a screenshot and you can see it's not even Nikki, like wtf..
@@shawol5253 that's not a feeling that's reality..i mean..Emmett? He looks..well..dead..i mean..like solomon grundy style dead..and Rosalie also..they have like a giant amount of make up and powder on..considering how well normal they looked in the first two, and in the last two..that was like a huge fail..
@@shawol5253 there’s different directors calling the shots in different movies and unfortunately that lead to character appearance and personality changes that are sometimes good and often bad 😬
The weird thing about the Vampire babies is that just because they look older doesn't mean they have the knowledge of their visual age, which means the Vampire hybrid baby probably shouldn't be able to talk. Since they didn't learn
If I recall, in the Illustrated Guide Smeyer says that hybrids are born with the mental capacity of a human adult (ew), so they learn things super fast compared to human babies. I just checked, and it says this: "The hybrid mind develops much faster than the physical body; a hybrid has the mental capacity of an adult human by the time of her birth. Hybrids learn quickly to communicate with their caretakers, picking up their first language mere weeks after birth."
@@betterpinkthanbloody Eww. Pfúj. That's disgusting - also pretty tragic; missing out on emotional and developmental milestones, as well as being essentially trapped in your helpless body while being fully aware of it. Awful.
@@rkah6187 no that genuinely terrifies me 😭😭 imagine being 2 months old and having the capacity to talk & understand EVERYTHING but you still cannot defend yourself or even remotely take care of yourself… yeah I hate it.
Virginia Fernandez yeah I know. That’s why him saying “you fell in love with a month old semen” doesn’t make sense. If anything he was in love with the egg which still doesn’t make sense. But he didn’t fall in love with the semen cause if he did he would have been in love with Edward which is my point I know sperm die off.
@@hechernandez Do you think that means if Bella had a child with anyone else Jacob would imprint on the kid anyway? Cause in the book he said they had an intense romantic bond but after Bella had her daughter it was like gone, meaning he was attracted to the reproductive organs inside her and not actually her. Wait.... If Jacob had a kid with Bella..... would he imprint/love his own kid in a gross intimate way? Dude I was not expecting to think about something like this so hard.
Sam The Lion I really don’t know which is why that whole I was in love with your child and not you was so messed up. I don’t even want to think about it like that, even tho I have cause it’s so messed up. It’s such a messed up solution for the whole Bella and Jacob relationship. Stephenie should have just left it alone and not make Jacob imprint on her.
I've suffered through these movies. 3 things I can't get over: the totally unrealistic post-Dawson's Creek depiction of teenagers, the cop-out that is making the epic battle jut a vision so none of the Cullens dies and the utter cop-out that is Renesmee (so that Jacob can have a happy ending).
The only part that actually made me feel something was in the first movie when she hurt her father when she was leaving. The way he was saying he knows he’s not that much fun to be around, man that part got me.
@@catelynnbrown8464 Yeah, I saw the interview a few years ago. They asked her something about the Twilight series and she said, "oh yeah! I forgot I was in Twilight."
Starxon the actress kristen stewart was dating robert pattinson, the one who plays edward, in real life and cheated on him w the director for snow white and the huntsman, the movie she was in.
My favorite cringe scene is, "I used to be...a..good..kid". 😬 Also, that was definitely Jacob manipulating Bella. He told her he was gonna go die. He was literally threatening suicide to get her attention.
As someone from Vegas who frequently passed through Arizona to get to Texas, I can also confirm that Arizona is just a state of people in deserts holding cacti. Maybe I passed you a few times.
Edward: "no measure of time with you will be long enough, but let's start with forever" Dylan:"that was great. that was a great speech I'll marry you s**t that was romantic" Also Dylan:"team Jacob"
What else would u really do, in the books they alternate their lifestyles, we got the period of time where they act like school kids to match their ages at time of death
Also their first kiss was so awkward and slow because Robert Pattinson thought the script said Bella makes the first move... so he was just waiting lol (I may or may not have listened to the dvd commentary)
@@rhiannenlmao4401 directors really prize catching the first kiss take in one take, so it feels more like what a first kiss actually looks like. That awkward ness is more like how first kisses are in real life
I’m watching this at work and I’m embarrassed by the amount of times I’ve busted up laughing throughout this video. She’s “super dead” killed me! 😅 no pun intended. This is the best review of the movies I’ve ever seen!
Yeah but’s it’s basically exactly the same as 50 shades. They just changed a few things. I still could 50 shades as a fanfic and EL James writing “Grey” from Christians perspective is just cruel. She should be able to come up with something by her self.
"You're pale white and ice cold.. you never go out into sunlight. I know what you are."
"Say it. _Out loud_ "
" *snowman* "
😂😂😂😂😂
I giggled in the weirdest way when I read this.
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I did not expect that😂😂🤣
Im dying
" Get the CGI baby out of my sight "
😂
that's funnier than it should be
😂😂😂😂😂
get that cg baby THE FUCK OUTTA MY SIGHT
Better then the nightmare puppet from Hades!😣
Or as some would say “Chucky and Slappy’s Demon spawn”
In today’s world these vampires could pass as normal humans like they’d sparkle in the sun and we’d all think they were wearing some kind of expensive highlighter
This made me laugh more than it should have.
😂😂
Pffft fr Lol
😂
they could go to coachella and have 0 issues
The mental image of Edward going home and frantically googling search terms like "what can give a person super strength" and "can a human stop a car" the evening after the parking lot incident to create a cover story and make sure it's google-able is funny enough to rescue the whole movie imo
Wait why would he like totally do this 😂😂
Release the syntheticat-3 cut
Billy : "Something terrible is coming.."
Dylan : "Winter."
Madi, not maddie winter is coming
Winter has come
GOT.
"Is he moved? I can't tell, his acting isn't good enough"
DEAD
It's Camilla Taylor 😂👌🏾
It's Camilla Taylor 😂
hahahah
I reas this right when it happened lmao
Lmao
Bella: *dead on the table*
Dylan: “gurl you don’t look so good XD”
Why did I read that in Jenna Marbles' voice?
I never noticed till now but its so funny how Edward calls Romeo an idiot for killing himself because he thought Juliet was dead and then he does the EXACT SAME THING.
That’s…that’s the point I think…
@@alexisd6106 I honestly dk I've never seen it pointed out before lol
You forgot the part where she's like "YoU nIcKnAmEd My DaUgHtEr AfTeR tHe LoCh NeSs MoNsTeR?!?!"
The amount of cringe... Yeeeeesh!!
also the bit in new moon where she’s like ‘pLeAsE, sToP pLeAsE’ while weirdly putting her hands on her head like she’s shampooing it like wtf 😂
Loser _ HAHAHA or when Jacob comes into her room and she did that thing where she bumps the hair on her forehead
PeopleCallMeGrassy LMAO yes and she just like has these weird twitch spasms when she’s talking 💀
Loser _ 💀😂
"She is 17 and you are like 117."
DEAD
I loved that line
@@sunniedae2031 um no, 100% DEFINITELY no.
Don’t worry guys, he’s only 109.
@@sunniedae2031 that's not what I said lmao
@Randi's Random it's true either way lmao
I love whenever Dylan goes, “eheheh Shutthefuckup”
Lily Bear same.
Hi Bear
I literally read this as he did it😂😂😂
I literally read this and RIGHT AFTER he said that. Omfg.
The fact that the actors themselves hate these movies so much just says everything 😂
I hate these movies too cringe asf
@@tabithaguidry4698 fr but I don't hate it its just too much cringe 💀
Compared to movies these days....this is the good kind of cringe lol
@@ShamaD274 Yes lmao
*these aren't sour patch kids, these are sourpatch teenagers*
why tf did i laugh so hard
I looost iitt 😂😂
Ikrrr 🤣
Perfect description of the Cullens hahaha
same XD
Same
According to Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick forgets she was in these movies. regularly.
Wouldn't you?
I didn't know Kendrick was in these movies. I first became a fan after Pitch Perfect.
She does. But shes mostly in the 1st and 2nd ones and even then hardly ever. She's done so much shit since then and twilight is so old it isn't that surprising to be honest. I've got medals in sports I forgot I forgot I did and I spent months training in them. Humans aint shit lmao
@@Alex-jd3bs Except for me Alex. You remember all the stuff I've hooked you up with.
@@DerekThomasLirio Dude I don't even know who tf you are. Wrong Alex.
“If he wasn’t a vampire he would’ve been just an abuser”.
My man... have you heard of 50 Shades of Grey?
Komila Rakhimova FACTS
He did a reaction of the triogy and said the same thing
Did you know 50 shades was fan fiction for Twilight?
@@katemccrea6963 is this a sarcastic question? haha
@@diana-db8wf yeah I remember :)
"When you stop liking music that's when you're at rock bottom" wise words by a wise man.
"if he wasn't a vampire he'd just be an abuser" wow dylan's got no printer but he's got fax
Nah, he's still an abuser if he's a vampire lmao.
@@James.Stark.Ben.Edition True!
where's the lie tho
This comment is GOLD
“if a killer says he’s a killer probably believe him” lmao yes
Even if he wasn't a killer and he said that *STAY AWAY*
Hahahahaha
Bro the book is even worse. Characters are 1 dimensional
llBlank Pagel
Growing up is realizing Edward was a bad choice, maturity is realizing Jacob was also a bad choice and wisdom is realizing the healthiest choice was Bella's platonic female friends and her relationship with her dad.
Jacob was fine until the third or fourth movie
@@mariambarry9269 @Mariam Barry I think the Writters made him into that cause... well... in my opinion, when we first saw him, he wasn't such a inscel or a "Nice Guy" until the turning twist, making it think "Oh hey, then Edward's the best choice" which is not right.
I think what it really boils down to is knowing that everyone is flawed, so Bella should have been dating Edward, plus banging Jacob on the side.
@@JamesChessman I can agree
@@JamesChessman Or...Bella gives both Edward and Jacob the boot, called them both out for the toxic a**holes they are (for different reasons) and ran off with Dakota Fanning's character. Does it make sense? No. Do I care? Hell no!
Being a fan of Twilight when it came out and growing up means accepting that you're now more attracted to Charlie than Edward or Jacob :P
Charlie was the real prize all along.
Legit laughed/giggled out loud when I read this
FACTS
just yesterday i watched the first movie for the first time with my roommate who had a whole twilight phase. my roomie was adamant that charlie is the real catch, and i have to say i agree
Indeed
i love how he is lowkey fangirling while cringing at the same time. 10/10 would watch a movie with him again.
i think this is everybody when rewatching twilight :)))))
I fangirl whilst cringing ALL THE TIME.
That's what I would do💀
100% it sucks but its fucking amazing also. Im a 30 year old lady. Lmao
Pretty sure everyone mutually has a love/hate relationship with the twilight series LOL
can we all just appreciate how he had to watch all the movies again to edit it.... he's a blessing we don't deserve
And spend 3 days editing it for us. We stan!
Watch out he's a hero
True
A blessing is not someone who has no life and decides to binge watch a movie series again just to record it and make fun of all the actors in it. "What a blessing" you fkn goofy
@@squirekiller3438 lmaoooo fr
"are we even sure she's italian?"
"her name is bELLa"
Emmet logic.
My names Bella and last I checked I wasn’t Italian😂
I'm italian and there is litterally no italian named Bella ahahaha it's not a name we use
@@madapigi1 vero😂😂
bella is french...
@@aarafsharita2565 Belle is French, Bella is Italian
“I hate my haircut, just know my barber f-ed me up” *4 years later, it is his most popular video*
Yeah his hair is fine.
@@CityInTheStarsI agree, I never said I disliked it. He’s the one who says he has a problem with it. In the video.
@@gettingbetterfromhere ok. I agree with you.
Super intense sex scene
"Chill bro, headboards are expensive."
"WAS IT ALWAYS THIS TRAUMATIZING?"
yes, yes it was
You misspelled it 😆😂😁
Good job 👍👏
SQUIREKILLER 34 ok but did you understand what i was saying? 981 people did, so looks like it doesn’t matter at all
Obviously I understood it I'm not an idiot and it does matter there Henry 🤔
SQUIREKILLER 34 i can’t imagine caring this much about a typo in a comment on a youtube video
Her dad being like “I know I’m not that much fun, but I can change” just kind of broke my heart.
I know! Charlie is the best character throughout these entire series
@@diamondbaker5331 I agree with you!
@@diamondbaker5331 he's a sweet dad but he clearly has his own problems. He didn't move on from his ex for years and possibly has a drinking problem. (Dudes drinking damn near every scene he's in aside from the ones were he's at work
Fay Coleman Still better than some of the characters, though.
Fay Coleman, he's not a drunk. The movie just portrays him like that. And it's true he didn't move on for years, but a lot of people are like that and he was always a very quiet and reserved person, so it's easier to get depressed when you are always acting and thinking like that. Like Bella, he doesn't have good self confidence and dislikes a lot of attention. But overall, he's a sweet and caring father who is underrated in both the books and the movie, because unlike his daughter he has self-respect and standing
Bro how did bella who has the personality of a wet paper bag get 2 INCREDIBLY attractive men to WANT to die for her. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
She has brown hair and is not like the other girls. Duh!
She's a mary sue
@Kristian Alexis obviously🙄
Bella is an obvious stand-in for Stephenie Meyer
biggest example of how some boys dont care about personality just looks
"She's ignoring every red flag." This part. OMG the accuracy.
She doesn't the flags are actually red, just stained from blood
Big ol red flag
@@how2497 lol
@@how2497 😂😂😂😂 music plays in the background . God ,l love Alex 😂😂
@@how2497 u watch Alex Meyers
This is what I watch when I feel like watching the twilight series but not like spending 8+ hours on it
Same tbh
@Liz Piotrowski It's my 8th time😂
Sameeee
I’ve watched the full twilight saga films this week 8 times took 80 hours...
CHARLIEBO987 omg 😂 I watched it once this week and it felt like forever haha
am I going to watch a man re-watch the whole twilight series for an hour? Yes.
Yes
y e s
And that's what quarantine does to you
I'm already 18 minutes in and I didn't even realize that's how long this video is.
My exact thought clicking on this vid
I just...realised..."if it's a boy, EJ" that baby almost had Jacob's name he imprinted on a baby that literally almost had his name alongside the actual father's name. All these years later and this singular plot point continues to haunt me.
if the baby turned out to be a boy would jacob still imprint on him and be queer then?
@@egygizda Who knows or cares. This is a franchise about vampires and werewolves. Not like they can control who they imprint on
Honestly it’s disgusting how the creator of Twilight didn’t see anything wrong about Jacob imprinting on a literal BABY, it’s so f***ed and they try to pass it off as cute🤮
Well, I always thought EJ stood for Emmett and Jasper which makes it a hundred times less terrible.
@@quota3734 dude seriously I feel like Stephanie’s search history should be searched because huh….
*"This is family size. I don't have a family. Just me."*
This man can't be more iconic
Irina E didn’t he say he had a sister who he stole the books from?
@@nou9636 I think the point was that he doesn't live with his family. So he buys family size just for himself.
Dude's metabolism must be faster than Usain Bolt.
Dylan has more feelings for jacob than bella does
we all do
@@indiracg804 fax
Hahaha
Kristen Stewart's bad acting makes Bella's lack of feelings even more obvious.
Indira CG I was just about to say
"If he wasn't a vampire, he would just be... like, an abuser."
I mean
Very true & Bella would likely try to avoid him.
talissa almeida can’t he be both?
@@takkycat she's saying if he wasn't a vampire
Malani Clark that...doesn’t change what I asked...
talissa almeida Christian Grey???
I love how he’s like “this movie isn’t bad” while also criticizing pretty much every thing
haha fr
"then hold on tight spider monkey "
me: ew
dylan 3 sec later: ew
Same😂😂😂😂😂
Kinda reminded me of the scene in fifty shades of grey when Christian tells Anna "laters baby" and Dylan says shut the fuck up
Omfg lmao me tooooo
@@tamarmuthama yesss
Why do I always think of the song dance monkey when I hear spider monkey. It makes it extra ew
parker schoen same
can we all just take a minute to realize how long this took him to edit.
He's a rule trooper
I tried to edit a 10 minute video and it got me 1 hour +. Imagine Dylan. He was actually in trouble
I appriciate it
respect for him
Bro you probably don’t even know he did a whole marathon of him watching the entire Harry Potter series. That was like around 22 hours worth of movie but it’s only 22 minutes 😂
I love the fact that Rami Malek's character is hands down one of the most powerful vampires in the whole series and this is never addressed. He literally controls ALL four of the elements???!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen the new Avatar!
@@celianunn2070 ahahahahaha yessssss
I actually made my comment before Dylan mentioned it 😅
I loved his character but I hate how they executed his power. They made his powers so boring and weak.... 🤦♀️
@@Oneasianpersuasion exactly, they shouldn’t have given him so much power if they were just gonna brush him to the side. if anything, they should’ve just let him control one of the elements.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a version of this movie where the dad realized his daughter was messing around with vampires and werewolves. Going full doom slayer on them.
dylan: **pointing out robert pattison** “he would be a good joker”
**robert pattison being cast as batman**
honestly can't wait for that movie
@@sarah-jl8cr yeah he’s actually a really good actor! I loved him in tenet and the lighthouse
Get chu a man who can do both
@@sarah-jl8cr same here I just can't wait I hope he does better cause he is such a good actor
@@ardakulacoglu2768 I love him acting in remember me
**Literally sparkling like glitter**
“tHiS iS tHe SkiN oF a KiLLeR!!1!”
If they wanted that scene to be serious and dramatic they failed.
Says tinkerbell hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
No, no, of KILLER QUEEN!
No no a hello kitty sticker
the cullens: we don’t want to stick out
also them: **lives in a town with 3000 people**
In their defense, that is a reallly small town, though you do still have a point
Alkora C yea its a small town, why would they live there
That what I was thinking. Like just move to new York and you will find people acting like that on every corner
thisiskyle fromladybird maybe because it rains a lot so their skinny doesn’t glitter as much idk
Yess I like that joke hahah . He forgot to say that Edward , other vampires are white cause they dont go in sun soo much and have cold hands they are white skin , cause they have cold blood cause they vampires and they dont like sun . I didnt think watching again twilight , I watched this video cause I found his reaction to twilight movie.
I like twilight movies and vampires , I watched twilight and Harry potter movies when I was younger in puberty , but maybe i like more twilight , vampires , Bellas and Edwards love ......
“It’s the skin of a killer Bella” almost took me out 💀
"God, if he wasn't a vampire, he'd be an abuser"
@ 50 Shades of Grey
For that they say - "if he wasn't rich af he'd be an abuser"
one thing we can all agree: the twilight series' soundtrack is bombbbb
andressa I only like this movie for the soundtrack honestly
so true. i even started listening to other bands like Paramore because of twilight.
Im your 200dth like.
Yes agreed, it will rain by bruno mars is really my fave.
I KNOW RIGHT?
"She is so manipulative "
10 sec earlier
Jacob says he will kill himself to emotionally manipulate her
Lowkey made me mad
He is so Team Jacob he can't see he is the manipulative one.
I don't know if you have ever read the books. But Jacob is such an manipulative person.
In the book he says "I won't killyself if you kiss me"
William H actually, that's only like 1/20 percent of that. Official people who study the affects of abuse literally said that he emotionally manipulates her in every way in the book
Nah after watching this again she was hoeing both of them Edward just smarter cause he old she said “kiss me” when he gave up finally. Jacob truly loves her so he’s gonna manipulate she just depressed.
I gotta give you cred- you nailed exactly why I liked Twilight as a young teen. Like Bella, I was a boring, average looking, reserved teenage girl. The idea that some godlike boy could find me desperately interesting, beautiful, and special (ie not like other girls) was like crack to me. Of course, with some maturing and self-esteem I learned I didn't need someone else to drop into my life and validate my worth. The world is quite hard on teen girls- I appreciate you mocking the material while acknowledging why young girls would find value in it.
I just love the way he keeps calling Taylor “Jacob Lautner” 😂
Hahaha same
I didnt even notice XD
Ikr I did a double take 😂😂😂😂
sue prestan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dylan: **complains about Rami Malek not using his elemental powers**
Also Dylan: **literally cuts out the scene where he uses his elemental powers**
"These aren't sour patch kids, these are sour patch teenagers"
IM DECEASED
Dylan: “Jacob, you have no chance just stop.”
Also Dylan: “Team Jacob. We’re in it for the long haul!’’
"I know what you are."
"Say it. Out loud."
"Early."
the most unrealistic thing about twilight is that four people who are frozen at seventeen would choose to go to highschool for all eternity, when they could just as easily go to college
Pretty sure they do both. Go through highschool and college until they start to look too young and switch to new identities. That would make sense as starting younger would allow them to stay with the same identities, in the same place for longer. Plus repeating highschool is probably pretty chill for them. They're too powerful and confident to care about bullies or social drama and they already know everything so it's low effort and they can probably pass even if they frequently skip classes.
actually they go to highschool and college. in the books edward explains that the sooner their lives starts in some place more time they spend in it, he also says that’s why he has 2 degrees in medicine
they did do that whenever they had to move towns quite a lot
@@Evija3000 They do both. That's why Edward has 2 medical degrees.
The books and movies explain why they go to highschool. They younger they pretend to be when they move to a new place, the longer they can stay.
Yes
B: -"Who is he?"
D: -"That's Batman , bishhh"
🤣🤣
One thing that ALWAYS confused me in the last film is how did Charlie not question or get freaked out about how quickly his granddaughter was growing up?? 😂 I know he makes a comment on how much she’s grown when they turn up at his house, but come on, she had developed to a grown child in a few months right!?!?!?
i think in the books it's implied he knows it's something supernatural but knows not to question it because Jacob warns him when he reveals himself. he saw the boy turn into a wolf, what is a child growing years in a few months?
he's like... completely dazed and broken down especially after Jacob revealing his wolf form, I think. but yeah it makes no sense but that's how I justify it lmao
out of everything in twilight this is the one thing that never made sense to me. like..? 😭
He was told he didn't have to know everything so he stopped questioning it
Plus the Vulturis would've killed him if anyone had told him they were vampires
It's not like it didn't seem completely insane to him, it obviously did
but he just went with it lol
He had to
"These are, like, classic abusive relationship signs" 👌
I came here for this. Thank you.
Called out the abusive relationship signs but not the very uncomfortable sexual assault. 36:00.
Bella: "I don't want you."
Jacob: "you don't know what you want"
Bella: ....... "But I just told you th-"
Jacob: _kisses Bella_
Bella: Doesn't kiss him back angrily shoves him away from her.
And in the book she breaks her hand trying to punch him and Jacob just laughs and is like hahaha Eddy I kissed your girl.
Still bothers me.
jake's just as abusive honestly
Me too! I came here for him to say just that. I can't believe so many people adore their relationship considering how abusive it really is. Dylan is woke 👍
@@Ayaforshort This is why I almost threw that book across the room. I fucking hated Jacob lol I never understood how girls thought he was better or romantic. Everything he did in the book was basically a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer, like a rapist. lol
@@littlemissmello and who's contesting that?
Both male characters are as bad as a shitty ootome game, only that the main female is a selfish bitch with a complex that wants to have her cake and eat it too.
God damn it, it's been 10+ years and they still ruined love triangle plots for me.
Edward: "it's the skin of a killer"
Dylan: "It'S tHe SKiN oF A KilLer"
Breeann Gomez 🤣
“i’m team edward” five minutes later “i’m team jacob” ~ dylan
i’ve never related more
In my second to last year of school, I had a class called "mythology in literature". It was sort of a prep class for university, where we learned how to properly work with sources and write term papers for the humanities. On the first day, our teacher came in: "VAMPIRES do NOT glitter! That encroaches on my worldview!"
Good times... I loved that class.
While hilarious, a mythology teacher should know that mythology in literature is a living canon that continues to be added to. It may be ridiculous, but once Twilight became infamous it became a touchstone in vampire literature just as much as Nosferatu. Vampire and werewolf mythology in particular has no original version that has most of what we now consider staples of their myths; people kept adding to it through literature, movies and media, and some thing stuck while others faded away
"These ain't sour patch kids,
These are sour patch teenagers"
The worst thing about the CGI baby is that they did have a real baby on set, and it was a super cute kid. They thought facial continuity was more important than a baby that looked even close to real. Odd choice.
Did they first have some creepy animatronic thing? And that just WAY didn't work, so only then did they get the super cute kid and decide to use CGI?
they had an animatronic doll or whatever but the cast was so creeped out by it they refused to stay in the same room as the doll
literally nobody notices when babies don’t look like their parents in movies... why would they do that??
Apparently the real baby didn't look "ethereal" enough so they settled on the cgi one instead
@@aaaaaa1955 and that thing was supposed to look ethereal?? I don't know what they were thinking
you know Anna Kendrick herself forgot that she was in this movie.
Yeah, I think that was the joke
@@teaukeri no it wasnt she actually forgot n was like oh yeah ahaha i was in twilight
@@tashivinci896 I think you're not understanding lmao I'm saying that was the reference he made.
& everyone else
This movie started her career
It’s weird how when Bella hits Paul in this movie, her hand is fine but when she hits Jacob in eclipse, it breaks her hand
Oh man I never realized that. Thanks for pointing that out.
paul turned his head so the open slap would not hurt him. with jacob he does not do this and she uses a closed fist.
Difference between a slap and a punch tho no?
bella: “im late...”
dylan: “fOr WHaTtttTtTtT?????”
I'm late; I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say hello, "Goodbye!" I'm late; I'm late; I'm late!
🤣 (Sorry, I'm a dork...)
The fact that Bella is less pale as a vampire than as a human doesn’t seem right to me
the actor's skintone changes alot for some reason
@@etherealluvers8111 not just bellas..in eclipse the whole Rosalie make up is just bad..not to mention that in the scene where they hunt Victoria, there is a screenshot and you can see it's not even Nikki, like wtf..
@@BookwormsHaven i feel like everyone looks bad in eclipse
@@shawol5253 that's not a feeling that's reality..i mean..Emmett? He looks..well..dead..i mean..like solomon grundy style dead..and Rosalie also..they have like a giant amount of make up and powder on..considering how well normal they looked in the first two, and in the last two..that was like a huge fail..
@@shawol5253 there’s different directors calling the shots in different movies and unfortunately that lead to character appearance and personality changes that are sometimes good and often bad 😬
Bella: *fidgets around in sleep*
Dylan: iS sHe ORgasMinG???!!🤭
monserrat soto 😂😂
Actually expected him to say that
The weird thing about the Vampire babies is that just because they look older doesn't mean they have the knowledge of their visual age, which means the Vampire hybrid baby probably shouldn't be able to talk. Since they didn't learn
If I recall, in the Illustrated Guide Smeyer says that hybrids are born with the mental capacity of a human adult (ew), so they learn things super fast compared to human babies.
I just checked, and it says this: "The hybrid mind develops much faster than the physical body; a hybrid has the mental capacity of an adult human by the time of her birth. Hybrids learn quickly to communicate with their caretakers, picking up their first language mere weeks after birth."
@Dóra Kálfári So this baby hybrid decided the best way to be born was break it's moms back and whatever else it did?? 😱😱😱
@@betterpinkthanbloody Eww. Pfúj. That's disgusting - also pretty tragic; missing out on emotional and developmental milestones, as well as being essentially trapped in your helpless body while being fully aware of it. Awful.
@@rkah6187 no that genuinely terrifies me 😭😭 imagine being 2 months old and having the capacity to talk & understand EVERYTHING but you still cannot defend yourself or even remotely take care of yourself… yeah I hate it.
@@honeygalvez2724 It is a genuinely horrifying concept
“He’d actually be a good Joker”
Gets cast as the new Batman.
he said this SPECIFICALLY because Pattinson is going to be the new Batman, it's not a coincidence
The comment i was looking for hahaha
Marcella Argollo He already knew it, that’s why he said it
Archarya Galleyneigh I just pointed it out because it was funny if he knew it great, if not it doesn’t really matter
YES
“I can see how every twelve year old is just loving this.”
Me, an 18 year old: *starts sweating*
Claire Blinn is that actually you next to THE Sebastian Stan
I'm so jealous about your profile picture...
Claire Blinn bruh I fucking 12 lol his is so accurate
Brooooo I'm 18 too and had the same reaction omg I don't think I could have related to someone so much 😂
Meeeeeeeeee
Young me: "So romantic omg"
Me now: can't stop laughing, "Cringe and comedy"
Edit: thanks for all the likes, y'all😅🤩
I watch the first movie on occasion for a fun “bad movie night” lol
I can't even laugh about it anymore, it's just pure second hand embarrassment xD
yeah
right 😂
"You fell in love with a month old semen."
You see, I never thought someone would take that perspective on this scene
@@hechernandez fair point, well made
@@hechernandez exactly, just like how you wouldnt call plant fertilizer the plant itself
Virginia Fernandez yeah I know. That’s why him saying “you fell in love with a month old semen” doesn’t make sense. If anything he was in love with the egg which still doesn’t make sense. But he didn’t fall in love with the semen cause if he did he would have been in love with Edward which is my point I know sperm die off.
@@hechernandez Do you think that means if Bella had a child with anyone else Jacob would imprint on the kid anyway? Cause in the book he said they had an intense romantic bond but after Bella had her daughter it was like gone, meaning he was attracted to the reproductive organs inside her and not actually her. Wait.... If Jacob had a kid with Bella..... would he imprint/love his own kid in a gross intimate way? Dude I was not expecting to think about something like this so hard.
Sam The Lion I really don’t know which is why that whole I was in love with your child and not you was so messed up. I don’t even want to think about it like that, even tho I have cause it’s so messed up. It’s such a messed up solution for the whole Bella and Jacob relationship. Stephenie should have just left it alone and not make Jacob imprint on her.
“If he wasn’t a vampire he’d just be an abuser”
*Christian Grey has entered the chat*
YESSSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂
So true to be honest didn't he only like her cause of the way she smelled and the fact that he couldn't read her mind
Lolll
Christian grey is Edward only even more cringey and just completely odd
50 Shades started as a Twilight fanfic so it makes sense lol
Edward: ”Bella...”
Dylan: ”...I have a fetish for grandmothers.”
I CANT BREATH
that would be great honestly, bella could be happy aging
Time stamp?
23:54
I've suffered through these movies. 3 things I can't get over: the totally unrealistic post-Dawson's Creek depiction of teenagers, the cop-out that is making the epic battle jut a vision so none of the Cullens dies and the utter cop-out that is Renesmee (so that Jacob can have a happy ending).
The only part that actually made me feel something was in the first movie when she hurt her father when she was leaving. The way he was saying he knows he’s not that much fun to be around, man that part got me.
Her father is the only interesting part of the movie and the books.
Aniket Narvekar he’s the only one that made me laugh.
made me wanna cry, she takes her father for granted. i wish i had a dad like him 😕
Aniket Narvekar fr doe
Yeah that one scene really hurt my soul pretty bad. I felt so sorry for Charlie💔
“Who’s he?”
“That’s Batman”
He literally is Batman now 😂😂😂
YES 😂😂 when he made the joker comment 😂😂😂
Came to the comments expecting to read this
And he repeats the "c'mon" and says "That's his batman's voice" 🤣🤣
That’s why he said it Batman
XD
"This is the skin of a killer"
No, that's the skin of a disco ball. That's the only reason why people invite you to parties.
This comment is honestly too good for this place.
Savage
XDD
Lmao
Too funny. XD
Edward: “You are my life now”
Dylan (while eating a Sour Patch teenager): “Damn girl”
My fav reactor of all time lmao
the best bit about twilight is the fact that Anna kendrick completely forgets she was even in it.
Really?????? Yikes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did too until I watched it again
@@catelynnbrown8464 Yeah, I saw the interview a few years ago. They asked her something about the Twilight series and she said, "oh yeah! I forgot I was in Twilight."
Vampire thralling
Honestly I didn't know who tf she even is before this article 😐💀🙄
She might be big in America but 🤷🏻♀️her movies aren't exactly international hits
Dylan: The University of Alaska?! Is that even a thing??
Me, a student that actually goes to that school: ... barely
Do you study snow 😂
Rosemary Valenzuela only during freshman year 😅
Ayyyy fellow UA student! Glad to see someone else lol 😂
Omg 😆
omg
Bella: I wanna be with you forever
Dylan: until I do Snow White And The Huntsman and meet the director
LMFAOOOOO 😭
BeulaBellafonte the absolute shadeeee 😭😭
Starxon the actress kristen stewart was dating robert pattinson, the one who plays edward, in real life and cheated on him w the director for snow white and the huntsman, the movie she was in.
rockgrimes I can’t believe she fucking did that 😭😭😭😭 like how! I-
My favorite cringe scene is, "I used to be...a..good..kid". 😬
Also, that was definitely Jacob manipulating Bella. He told her he was gonna go die. He was literally threatening suicide to get her attention.
guys i’m actually from arizona and i’d like to correct dylan. we all hold cacti at all moments of our life, we’re like sims with no tasks.
Without holding cacti , I’m nothing
Are you guys born holding cacti too? Like a rite of passage to become the chosen ones?
Oh wow
As someone from Vegas who frequently passed through Arizona to get to Texas, I can also confirm that Arizona is just a state of people in deserts holding cacti. Maybe I passed you a few times.
as someone who hasnt even gone to america, as a whole, i can confirm this is true
A WHOLE 4 movies for a girl to choose between bestiality or necrofilia LMAO
Lol
NOOOO 😂😂😂😂
LMAOO
Whatever the choice, she's a monster fucker. XD
Common white woman struggles 😔😔😔
Bella: "Im late."
Dylan: "For what?"
Me: Oh no honey
Hedvig Haugen oml wait I just got it
@@debbuan OH MY GOD XDXD
it was a sarcasm
I almost choked because of you!
I don’t get it
Twilight: New Moon was basically Edward underestimating how dumb Bella can be.
“If he wasn’t a vampire he’d be an abuser “ this explained a lot of YA books lol
Luckily that has changed a lot over the years
Like being a vampire absolves you of your sins
Yeah its always like if he wasnt hot he’d be an abuser. Literally Noah from Kissing Booth 😑
pfffff
Divergent
Edward: "no measure of time with you will be long enough, but let's start with forever"
Dylan:"that was great. that was a great speech I'll marry you s**t that was romantic"
Also Dylan:"team Jacob"
Dude Anna Kendrick *herself* forgot she was in this movie
Are you serious?!?! LMAO
ellie wait seriously???
she wasnt even an important character so..no shit she forgot lmao
Lmao yeah she tweeted about it 😂😂😭😂
Well, when you're in a movie so terrible, I feel like she'd WANT to forget.
I can never be tired of this video, I come back to it every once in a while. Dylan is genuinely one of the funniest commentators.
I dunno why but that “Jacob lautner” is the funniest shit to me
This video made me think that was his name. I hate myself even more, because I’m reading twilight
I came to the comments looking for someone saying this because I forgot the actor's first name and sat here for 3 mins before I just yelled "Taylor!"
oh my god it's true! HAHAHA, if i wouldn't read this comment i wouldn't notice what he said! hahahaha
lol i caught that too
i can’t get over “this aren’t sour patch kids this are sour patch teenagers” and i’ve seen this multiple times
SAME
I find this quite funny because she literally didn’t want to marry Edward, until she had confirmation of sex.
And getting to turn into a vampire.
priorities
valid
Lol, clever girl
Bella didn't want to be a Virgin anymore😶 all she wanted is sex😳
Everyone watching Twilight: Why is everyone obsessed with Bella????
Dylan watching Twilight: Why are these kids judgemental of her?
Edward: Is a deadly predator who's immortal
Also Edward: Still goes to high school at 109 years old
What else would u really do, in the books they alternate their lifestyles, we got the period of time where they act like school kids to match their ages at time of death
homeboy is two different kinds of predator
a name
Lol
Well he has to do something
They alternate it, one time he went to college and tried medicine but can't stand the blood
Also their first kiss was so awkward and slow because Robert Pattinson thought the script said Bella makes the first move... so he was just waiting lol
(I may or may not have listened to the dvd commentary)
Wait, seriously? That's fucking hilarious lmao
WHY would they not cut that and just reshoot UH
Cause the lazy or they thought it didn’t matter????
@@rhiannenlmao4401 directors really prize catching the first kiss take in one take, so it feels more like what a first kiss actually looks like. That awkward ness is more like how first kisses are in real life
Brooke Ashley lol
“If a killer says that they’re a killer , believe them “ 😂😂 I LOST IT
Yana Banana I think everyone did
Same
Wat
And try not to laugh if they say they have the skin of a killer then sparkle.
I’m watching this at work and I’m embarrassed by the amount of times I’ve busted up laughing throughout this video. She’s “super dead” killed me! 😅 no pun intended. This is the best review of the movies I’ve ever seen!
“If Edward wasn’t a vampire he would be an abuser”. Well there’s this fanfic called 50 shades something....
Actually the Fanfic is called “Master of The Universe”, I’m sad that I know that.
Yeah but’s it’s basically exactly the same as 50 shades. They just changed a few things. I still could 50 shades as a fanfic and EL James writing “Grey” from Christians perspective is just cruel. She should be able to come up with something by her self.
Claralundqvist it IS Fifty Shades with only superficial differences.
If you took away the supernatural parts,Edward is Christian,Bella is Anastasia and Jacob is José
@@acidicwaifu7687 kind of different because they dont seem to be into the sub and dom stuff