"SPY KIDS" has so many USELESS spy gadgets...

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  • @miasmacaron
    @miasmacaron 3 роки тому +6416

    Spy Kids is one of those movies that GETS what kids wanna see. It is baffling for adults, but as a kid? Gold.

    • @namechannel3293
      @namechannel3293 3 роки тому +140

      Dude u get me

    • @_theacuee
      @_theacuee 3 роки тому +44

      deym, so trueee

    • @unyieldingmonotony4453
      @unyieldingmonotony4453 2 роки тому +101

      As an adult. It's still fucking great :D

    • @JSPokemonYT
      @JSPokemonYT 2 роки тому +108

      As a kid, Spy Kids is awesome. As an adult, it makes no fucking sense, but it's still awesome.

    • @AllieOk
      @AllieOk 2 роки тому +20

      Seriously this movie is the coolest thing you could ever see as a kid. You get it

  • @starfish0607
    @starfish0607 5 років тому +5105

    *Recognizes machete*
    *Fails to recognize Antonio banderas*

  • @lanagievski1540
    @lanagievski1540 4 роки тому +3859

    This movie made perfect sense to me as a kid. This was everything you wanted in a kids film

    • @Nyxlaru
      @Nyxlaru 3 роки тому +40

      It gave me nightmares the first time i watched it but the second time was enjoyable

  • @gabiyordanova7328
    @gabiyordanova7328 5 років тому +11881

    I watched that movie when I was 8 and everything made perfect sense

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 роки тому +166

      Sameeeee

    • @Konnie222
      @Konnie222 4 роки тому +21

      Gabi Ilieva x2 jajajaja

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 роки тому +42

      @@Konnie222 alguien hablante de español donde el Dylan

    • @Konnie222
      @Konnie222 4 роки тому +9

      Ayuzawa 17 Confirmo

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 4 роки тому +139

      But then again... every single movie and show I watched when I was 8 made sense...

  • @horrorvictim
    @horrorvictim 5 років тому +3522

    "Two kids against an army of thumbs?"
    ... I guess it's a...
    *Takes off glasses and pulls back hair*
    "Thumb war"
    Ba-Dum-Tissss!

  • @Chanwills0
    @Chanwills0 5 років тому +5699

    Dylan: Oh it’s their Uncle
    Guy: I’m not your uncle
    Dylan: *shocked pikachu face*
    I died 😂

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 4 роки тому +6

      for greater glory moive
      the last word before you die
      Jose del rio/ i dont want to die
      Bad guy' well too bad
      Jose del rio' plase help me
      bad guy well it gun her
      Jose del rio nooooooo
      bad guy put the X on the floor
      Jose del rio i can do this
      Then he
      Dies

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 4 роки тому +10

      I wacth that moive has 20% rotten that soo bad

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 4 роки тому +7

      Spy kids has 90% rotten
      what

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 4 роки тому +4

      Five year old me watching this
      *shocked picachu face*

    • @parisewellington3664
      @parisewellington3664 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oglifeline1005
    @oglifeline1005 5 років тому +4906

    When I was young I thought Spy Kids 3 was like revolutionary my mind was BLOWN

    • @daqueenaannastal2202
      @daqueenaannastal2202 5 років тому +87

      Same. Carmen and Gary tho.💜💜💜

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 5 років тому +330

      Spy Kids 3 is one of the best movies I've watched when I was a kid. The whole game plot, everything was amazing, I just LOVE it. When everyone got reunited at the end too.... ugh such a good movie still. The best of the franchise imo.

    • @starsymcdoodle6965
      @starsymcdoodle6965 5 років тому +63

      Same. 3 will always be my favorite Spy Kids movie❤

    • @user-wn7do4hx7o
      @user-wn7do4hx7o 5 років тому +1

      *b i g t i m e*

    • @unfriendlyblackhottie460
      @unfriendlyblackhottie460 5 років тому +29

      Omg yasss. I remember it came out on dvd and came with 3D glasses.

  • @JaimeeABrown
    @JaimeeABrown 5 років тому +2462

    Dylan: "oh - it's their uncle!"
    Movie dude: "I'm nOt yOuR uNCle"
    Dylan: ..... :()

  • @mzamnesia7190
    @mzamnesia7190 4 роки тому +3135

    "He looks nothing like--"
    Its. In. The. EYES. C'mon Dylan when you look into the eyes of someone you know, you know its them.

    • @joshuasimber8588
      @joshuasimber8588 4 роки тому +18

      Not really, I dont lol

    • @genesisfunes7551
      @genesisfunes7551 4 роки тому +59

      @@joshuasimber8588 that's the joke

    • @xyz-vx6jo
      @xyz-vx6jo 2 роки тому +6

      How about now that we've been wearing masks?

    • @Aisha_Luv
      @Aisha_Luv 2 роки тому +18

      @@xyz-vx6jo you wear masks over you're eyes bro?

    • @mubangamulenga3404
      @mubangamulenga3404 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Aisha_Luv 😭😭😭 I laughed so hard I cried 💀🤣🤣✋🏽😭😭

  • @chellymurphy
    @chellymurphy 5 років тому +3015

    1- HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN SPY KIDS!?!!!
    2- wha- what happened to your end table?

    • @virtualarmageddon6232
      @virtualarmageddon6232 5 років тому +67

      What are you talking about? The end table is literally still there, you can see it when he rolls over the couch at the end.

    • @MsMojo014
      @MsMojo014 5 років тому +30

      This movie is iconic and essential to your childhood🙌🏾🙌🏾😌

    • @phantomm3nace_xy
      @phantomm3nace_xy 5 років тому +29

      My question was just the same... HOW have you never seen spy kids?! Who raised you?! Lmaooo

    • @TheICEgirl6100
      @TheICEgirl6100 5 років тому +14

      @@virtualarmageddon6232 "you can see it when he rolls over the couch at the end" this sentence, lol

    • @ScarletV
      @ScarletV 5 років тому +2

      I laughed wayyy to hard at the second question 😂😂😂

  • @jonathanwhigham498
    @jonathanwhigham498 5 років тому +7400

    The fact that Dylan can guess the plot of the movie within 10 minutes blows my mind

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 5 років тому +427

      Plots of kids movies are pretty predictable

    • @climbinguphill
      @climbinguphill 5 років тому +309

      I mean, that shot was very deliberate. Combine it with the title of the movie, they weren't really keeping the plot hidden

    • @rosalindaocasio3149
      @rosalindaocasio3149 5 років тому +12

      Fr

    • @NinaBina369
      @NinaBina369 5 років тому +109

      I mean he is a professional movie watcher

    • @smartfridge2279
      @smartfridge2279 5 років тому +15

      Jonathan Whigham that’s not the whole plot there’s the parts where the assistant is evil and the main guy helps the kids

  • @Ryan-om5yi
    @Ryan-om5yi 5 років тому +3802

    "Did you just chop the neck off that goose?"
    It's a swan

  • @fc7777fc
    @fc7777fc 5 років тому +3241

    spy kids 1 through 3 are the classics
    we don't talk about spy kids 4

    • @KitanaKia
      @KitanaKia 5 років тому +68

      Lol never!!

    • @toge7101
      @toge7101 5 років тому +53

      I didn't even know there was a third one

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna 5 років тому +81

      Yeah I don’t claim 4

    • @emelope
      @emelope 5 років тому +94

      The second one is the best

    • @buffycatnip
      @buffycatnip 5 років тому +22

      ugh don't talk to me about spy kids 3

  • @dwightschruteassistanttoth7490
    @dwightschruteassistanttoth7490 5 років тому +1405

    2:51 can't really blame him, dylan. if a wedding ceremony gets ambushed i'll also go straight for the cake, man

    • @lucydalilaC
      @lucydalilaC 5 років тому +18

      the potato chip that kira ate 😂😂💀

    • @hennegivensunday
      @hennegivensunday 4 роки тому +10

      Identity theft is not a joke Jim millions of family suffer every year!!!!!!!

  • @BirdPeopleArentReal
    @BirdPeopleArentReal 5 років тому +1416

    The nostalgia god dammit And don't you dare insult my dream microwave

    • @gracenjones81
      @gracenjones81 3 роки тому +65

      That’s all I wanted as a kid

    • @MoriLupin
      @MoriLupin 2 роки тому +3

      The microwave?

    • @megadoodoo6511
      @megadoodoo6511 2 роки тому +28

      @@MoriLupin The magical "pop a card in and a Happy Meal comes out" microwave that was in the safehouse. One of my favorite scenes in the movie as a kid..it still is now

  • @chaosasitswirls6125
    @chaosasitswirls6125 5 років тому +2450

    It's crazy to know that Juni marries Meghan Trainor and Carmen marries Carlos from Big Time Rush

  • @LadyJenevia
    @LadyJenevia 5 років тому +660

    “STRETCHED-FACE THANOS” When I tell you I SCREAMED- 👀💀

  • @anjiejones3582
    @anjiejones3582 4 роки тому +513

    “He’s dead weight just get rid of him” lmao she does in the 3rd movie

  • @insolencestar
    @insolencestar 5 років тому +790

    I love the overt fakeness of the film.. I genuinely love it. it's every kids dream

  • @w.trailers4821
    @w.trailers4821 5 років тому +12432

    I low-key want him to watch sharkboy and lavagirl 😂

    • @jonriches4648
      @jonriches4648 5 років тому +383

      YES THIS HAS TO HAPPEN MY CHILDHOODDD

    • @flowerprincess1615
      @flowerprincess1615 5 років тому +72

      Jackelyn Marquez I high key want him to watch it

    • @naomisaadiq8515
      @naomisaadiq8515 5 років тому +183

      DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAMMMM

    • @Wondersoc
      @Wondersoc 5 років тому +112

      Mr. Electric send him to the principles office and have him expelled!

    • @xyzangeel1276
      @xyzangeel1276 5 років тому +14

      oh noo that was the worst movie lmao

  • @alliec5874
    @alliec5874 5 років тому +508

    "I snap my fingers...my fingers snap you." *I was waiting for you to finish the line!* 🤣 Dylan: "Heh. 😁 That's a clever line."

  • @lilac749
    @lilac749 5 років тому +1243

    “Stretched-face Thanos” 😂😂😂

  • @noora8179
    @noora8179 5 років тому +574

    "Uncle": rips off mustache
    Kids: ive never met this man in my life

    • @Cowgirlcadet
      @Cowgirlcadet 5 років тому +4

      Dylan: Makes no mention of the fact that this is Cheech.

  • @StarWarriorCentral
    @StarWarriorCentral 5 років тому +1031

    "You can't break up a marriage in a Disney movie."
    (Picks up my old VHS box to see that it was made by Troublemaker Studios and Dimension Films...)

  • @jebronlames4559
    @jebronlames4559 5 років тому +1949

    Dylan: I'm a professional spy
    Also Dylan: *Tells everyone he's a spy*

    • @Irismallorca
      @Irismallorca 5 років тому +51

      Misdirected

    • @milop8603
      @milop8603 5 років тому +15

      He's having a Sterling Archer moment

    • @DorianCairne
      @DorianCairne 5 років тому +4

      Pretty sure that's the joke, yeah.

    • @jebronlames4559
      @jebronlames4559 5 років тому +5

      @@DorianCairne I know, and I liked that joke

    • @okokoklalala844
      @okokoklalala844 5 років тому +6

      well, he never said he was a SECRET spy 🤷‍♀️

  • @dionabeck3317
    @dionabeck3317 5 років тому +2317

    Dylan: *see George Clooney*
    Dylan: *loses mind* WHAT?!?!?!?!

    • @SapphireAgni
      @SapphireAgni 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe he's as mich into pretty boy Clooney as am I.

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 роки тому +7

      George clooney is in this?

    • @lbierman21
      @lbierman21 4 роки тому +27

      He needs to watch the 3rd one. Everyone is in it hahaha

    • @dionabeck3317
      @dionabeck3317 4 роки тому

      @@lbierman21 YAS!!!!

    • @KyleB-o5c
      @KyleB-o5c 4 роки тому +1

      20:50

  • @tais1355
    @tais1355 4 роки тому +270

    this movie is actually Machete’s origin, he didn’t exist as a character in Rodriguez land until Spy Kids!

  • @simonej2721
    @simonej2721 5 років тому +835

    Honestly with 2 & 3 it only gets better...

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому +97

      That is technically true,but I do prefer the second movie,out of them all.

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +17

      The very 1st thing I thought when I saw the title of this video was:"HEY!DON'T TOUCH"SPY KIDS"!"Spy Kids"2,3&4,ok,I can understand if you make fun of THOSE(the 2nd one was still pretty good though)but the 1st one LEAVE IT ALONE!!!>^

    • @temiobadimu1524
      @temiobadimu1524 5 років тому +15

      Second one is my favourite

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna 5 років тому +7

      The second one was for sure my favorite, but the 3rd one is a close second

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +1

      @@Call.Me.Brianna No offense,but I can't understand how can you prefer N°2 and *expecially* N°3 to N°1!O___o

  • @Cool231
    @Cool231 5 років тому +299

    ‘Why?! You have so much more moustache to give!’😂😂😂😂

  • @ShreshRamsout
    @ShreshRamsout 4 роки тому +324

    I loved Spy Kids when I was younger, but watching it as an adult is like being caught in a freaky fever dream

  • @DatDaDatty
    @DatDaDatty 5 років тому +2055

    nostalgia has entered the chat

    • @keyivionboone8642
      @keyivionboone8642 5 років тому +6

      Dat it's you *gasp*

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 роки тому +2

      next hes gotta watch agent cody banks....

  • @elliehavilliard
    @elliehavilliard 5 років тому +1329

    Dylan: "This stretched-faced THANOS.."
    I am *wheezing* LOL

  • @alexthesugarchild3856
    @alexthesugarchild3856 4 роки тому +156

    I have this kind of pride attached to Spy Kids 4 bc my uncle played a role WITH speaking lines, and me as a child was like “holy shit I’m related to a superstar” (he played that cameraman guy that followed around the dad)

  • @JoJo-hz5yc
    @JoJo-hz5yc 5 років тому +5877

    As a latina, I give you props for putting in the effort to pronounce Machete correctly 😂

    • @evelyndossantos708
      @evelyndossantos708 4 роки тому +56

      YES

    • @Ana-yt9jw
      @Ana-yt9jw 4 роки тому +19

      Hola qué tal?

    • @valeriazuniga9011
      @valeriazuniga9011 4 роки тому +35

      Honestly lol that made me happy too

    • @cmla9453
      @cmla9453 4 роки тому +15

      Came here to say the exact same thing

    • @lbierman21
      @lbierman21 4 роки тому +46

      Gregorio was on point! That was my grandfather's name. So proud of Dylan hahaha

  • @nitac7174
    @nitac7174 5 років тому +1992

    Do more of the Spy Kids films please! And Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I loved watching your fresh reaction to something I have such nostalgia for.

    • @starappleburn4868
      @starappleburn4868 5 років тому +102

      Sharkboy and Lavagirl was bomb

    • @LEYLA90
      @LEYLA90 5 років тому +11

      Sharboy and lavagirl was awful.

    • @annep6076
      @annep6076 5 років тому +33

      Yes, please do shark boy and lava girl!

    • @SunRay596
      @SunRay596 5 років тому +55

      Sharkboy and Lavagirl was an amazing movie yet so bad.....but ugh i llooovee iittt sooo muccchh

    • @NathaliaVolkmar
      @NathaliaVolkmar 5 років тому +4

      Yesss

  • @minx-micks3063
    @minx-micks3063 5 років тому +478

    I literally laughed for twenty minutes non stop on “stretched faced Thanos”

  • @friendlyghost1688
    @friendlyghost1688 5 років тому +305

    Dylan: does he have a giant thumb for his pillow, why are you holding a giant thumb boy
    Me: wait 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharoncolocho7229
    @sharoncolocho7229 5 років тому +1867

    15:10 is literally a perfect example of growing up with Hispanic parents 😂💀
    And the fact that you reacted so confused makes it so much better lmao

    • @zai9407
      @zai9407 5 років тому +127

      I was literally just thinking that 😂😂😂

    • @danielaop388
      @danielaop388 5 років тому +205

      The caucasity jumped out 💀

    • @nemo2327
      @nemo2327 5 років тому +17

      😂👌🏽

    • @IsaPunker
      @IsaPunker 5 років тому +15

      OMG yes!!!! hahaha

    • @thalia9789
      @thalia9789 5 років тому +7

      lmaoooo

  • @munashe5861
    @munashe5861 5 років тому +165

    "Of course, Ctrl Alt Delete" BEST JOKE

  • @karlac3340
    @karlac3340 5 років тому +890

    What movies were you watching in your childhood Dylan? 😩

  • @sofiaargueda1518
    @sofiaargueda1518 5 років тому +508

    we have 23 minutes of dylan saying "what?"

    • @bethanywofford8405
      @bethanywofford8405 5 років тому +2

      Sofia Argueda and him constantly rewinding and pausing

  • @chiefroo
    @chiefroo 4 роки тому +145

    these movies somehow have the strangest and most iconic aesthetic of all time

  • @alys_mcr
    @alys_mcr 5 років тому +394

    His face colour blends in with the wall
    His T-shirt blends in with the couch
    He truly is an unprofessional ninja

  • @hddamore
    @hddamore 5 років тому +1071

    I’ve literally spent the last 20 minutes crying at “oH mY sIsTeR!” 🤣🤣
    Time stamp: 13:52

    • @fushiashade5
      @fushiashade5 5 років тому +10

      Hailey D'Amore HAHAHA I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

    •  5 років тому +5

      ME TOO xD

    • @ThePegasister
      @ThePegasister 5 років тому +22

      Dylan's reenactment made it so much funnier 😂😭

    • @perfectlybalanced9504
      @perfectlybalanced9504 5 років тому +3

      I had to rewind it ,he was Soio cute😍😂

    • @ashleyhedrick5635
      @ashleyhedrick5635 5 років тому +4

      @@ThePegasister I replayed Dylan's reenactment like 10 times!!!

  • @jaderestrepo3413
    @jaderestrepo3413 3 роки тому +62

    Dylan: "don't eat that it could be poison"
    My brain: "the poison, the poison for kuzco, the poison chosen specifically to kill kuzco, kuzco's poison...that poison? YES THAT POISON"

  • @trickytrickster2558
    @trickytrickster2558 5 років тому +2952

    He's never seen this before. Does he not have a childhood???

    • @truesummerknits
      @truesummerknits 5 років тому +109

      Tricky Trickster i think he’s just a little too old for it

    • @zachburwell3065
      @zachburwell3065 5 років тому +156

      @@truesummerknits that is NO excuse

    • @poisonousjinx9823
      @poisonousjinx9823 5 років тому +19

      I have never seen spy kids

    • @r0si3sang3l4
      @r0si3sang3l4 4 роки тому +21

      Poisonous Jinx watch it ✋🏻

    • @filmaphobic
      @filmaphobic 4 роки тому +13

      Poisonous Jinx dude it’s so good especially the 3rd one so watch it

  • @rickypedia999
    @rickypedia999 5 років тому +231

    Yes, Machete was a spin off of Spy Kids... kind of.
    Machete was made first, and wound up in development limbo for a while, but the character ended up being used for the lulz in Spy Kids when the writer decided it was too great a character (portrayed by Danny Trejo) to never get used. So while Machete as a character came first, his first official appearance anywhere except for a single trailer was here, in a family friendly film.

    • @noha2401
      @noha2401 5 років тому +4

      spy kids isnt nickelodeon

    • @rickypedia999
      @rickypedia999 5 років тому +15

      @@noha2401 my bad, I assumed it was, but I just checked and you're right.
      I assumed because Nickelodeon aired exclusive interviews for the first two movies constantly around their releases, including the Alexa Vega music video for the song from 2, and when the first two films were out of theaters Nick would play them quite frequently.

    • @noha2401
      @noha2401 5 років тому +7

      @@rickypedia999 dont worry about it!!

    • @HorrorDiva01
      @HorrorDiva01 5 років тому +2

      @@rickypedia999 that's so weird, he or in Argentina all of those things were at Disney and Jetix. I've never seen spy kids on Nickelodeon, it's funny how things like that happened. Kind of like ladybug, in USA it's on Nick but here is on Disney 🙈.

    • @hannahs5783
      @hannahs5783 5 років тому +1

      @@rickypedia999 IIRC the OSS headquarters is in the Nickelodeon building as well

  • @Tori-vz5er
    @Tori-vz5er 4 роки тому +84

    The kids cheer because that's the most exciting thing to ever happen in a private school. I can guarantee there was an assembly the next morning about why violence is never the answer hosted by some dude who "went to prison once" but really the closest he's ever been to prison is walking into a police station to turn in the wallet with $20 he found on the sidewalk.

  • @IndigomeetsRiver
    @IndigomeetsRiver 5 років тому +365

    okay but the safe house scene was the coolest shit when i was a kid. i wanted to be a spy 🤧

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому +8

      IKR,SAME! I thought this was one of the coolest movies I watched as a kid. Now,I'm re-thinking what is actually cool now.

    • @loveyaok1231
      @loveyaok1231 5 років тому +1

      Same.

    • @jonriches4648
      @jonriches4648 5 років тому +1

      yeyeyeeyeyeyeyesyesyeysyseyes

    • @IndigomeetsRiver
      @IndigomeetsRiver 5 років тому +5

      Emily Krabill no, it’s still super cool!! I would kill for a beach bungalow with a microwave that makes food in a snap.

    • @jen_greatguys2721
      @jen_greatguys2721 5 років тому +1

      It was for all of us

  • @minaisodd4001
    @minaisodd4001 5 років тому +562

    That’s just the way most Hispanic parents are idk what to tell you 😂 15:10

    • @charcs_7624
      @charcs_7624 5 років тому +6

      minaisodd i just hope u don’t feel proud for saying that cuz no parent should be that aggressive no matter the race

    • @Khjaden97
      @Khjaden97 5 років тому +43

      charcs_7 mmm they shouldn’t but again Hispanic parents 😅. It’s pretty normal especially if we ask for something new

    • @thalia9789
      @thalia9789 5 років тому +2

      Trueee lol

    • @thalia9789
      @thalia9789 5 років тому +20

      @@charcs_7624 She didn't say she was proud??? That's just literally how it is

    • @charcs_7624
      @charcs_7624 5 років тому +2

      thalia it actually isn’t cuz I’m Hispanic and thankfully I was never raised like this not all Hispanic families are like this it’s stereotypical but there are still some parents who think this is the right way kids should learn which is false bcuz it’s just plain physical abuse to a kid

  • @beckugoh
    @beckugoh 5 років тому +171

    the “tHaT’s My SiStEr” part transitioned to the honking noises when he was touching her literally killed me.

    • @brynnlinden3939
      @brynnlinden3939 3 роки тому +2

      i laughed way too hard

    • @starthevampire14
      @starthevampire14 9 місяців тому +1

      Me and my sister say It's my sister the same way he aid it all the time. I didn't realize that's where it came from until now.

  • @nancymckenzie-adams8005
    @nancymckenzie-adams8005 5 років тому +1477

    Dylan: no one notices a flying girl
    Little girl in store: follows every move
    Dylan: *rewatches it*
    Also Dylan: *zooms in right next to little girl that sees everything and still doesn’t notice her*
    Me: oh come on!! *flips table* 😂

    • @lorettabes4553
      @lorettabes4553 5 років тому +22

      I guess... he meant... that the sound didn't make everybody turn around?

    • @alizeica519
      @alizeica519 5 років тому +2

      I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO-

    • @marianaluna6184
      @marianaluna6184 5 років тому +3

      Also, there was one thumb man that couldn't make it into the store hahah

    • @cyberwolf781
      @cyberwolf781 5 років тому +2

      He didn't rewatch it... not until he edited it anyway.

    • @AllieOk
      @AllieOk 2 роки тому +1

      No but seriously that was so clever too! Showing the grown-ups all zombified and not noticing anything, but then the kid is the only one seeing it all. And you know it was intentional, too, because most of the stuff happening was added in post

  • @valentinakalanyos3449
    @valentinakalanyos3449 5 років тому +1178

    "this man" - you mean Antonio Banderas and also HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEE SPY KIDS BEFORE

    • @flxwercxrpse1871
      @flxwercxrpse1871 5 років тому +37

      HE DIDNT WATCH HSM BEFORE! ARE U RLLY SURPRISED HE HASNT WATCHED SO MANY ICONIC MOVIES 😂😂

    • @AcornRiot
      @AcornRiot 5 років тому +5

      He's pushing 30 it makes sense why he hasn't

    • @auzrielle
      @auzrielle 5 років тому +12

      Travis Hunt uh no even if he was like 28 spy kids came out 18 years ago there’s no excuse lol

    • @bookXbat
      @bookXbat 5 років тому +15

      @@AcornRiot no it doesnt. I'm 27 and this movie was a huge part of my childhood. The movie isnt as new as you seem to think it is

    • @AcornRiot
      @AcornRiot 5 років тому +1

      bookXbat I know it’s it from 2001. So calm down friend with the verbiage “not new as you think it is” LUL

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 роки тому +48

    15:05.
    “What an aggressive parent..”
    Dude I’m literally crying. 😂

  • @abbysmith8785
    @abbysmith8785 5 років тому +1020

    Please carry on with the love island game, it’s so sanitary😂

    • @oglifeline1005
      @oglifeline1005 5 років тому +12

      That game never ends

    • @butterjujunut
      @butterjujunut 5 років тому +15

      Keep Sanitary a thing!

    • @xphoenixrising
      @xphoenixrising 5 років тому +38

      Still waiting for the next episode. SO INVESTED

    • @SassySmall1
      @SassySmall1 5 років тому +7

      @@oglifeline1005 It does end though, it's just a long game

    • @alfie6441
      @alfie6441 5 років тому +6

      Lmaoo y’all must be new

  • @mlilejay8698
    @mlilejay8698 5 років тому +316

    "you have so much more moustache to give" - Dylan, 2k19

  • @kiranightshade7254
    @kiranightshade7254 5 років тому +32

    this movie is so silly and i love it to death. So glad that all these big names decided to get together to make a fun little film that they can all enjoy with their kids

  • @mikahlameman5897
    @mikahlameman5897 5 років тому +232

    Dylan: I'm a spy
    Government: *starts planning his 'natural cause' of death*

  • @summer_the_rae
    @summer_the_rae 5 років тому +141

    Dylan: *points out every useless thing in Spy Kids*
    Me: *trying to reclaim my childhood* ...but it's COOL

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому +7

      Why don't we talk about Harry Potter,instead?

  • @blurryink115
    @blurryink115 3 роки тому +26

    spykids is one of those kid films that really hit you in to your childhood fantasy no matter how much it doesn't make sense. whenever I watch it I always remember the way I watched it when I was a kid and it always brings back a bit of those childish rose coloured glasses

  • @ginnylily7
    @ginnylily7 5 років тому +367

    "stretched faced thanos" IM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @Alian7307
    @Alian7307 5 років тому +158

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    Dylan: *does an awful flip* i'm a spy kid

  • @MSK-n
    @MSK-n 3 роки тому +70

    Dylan is not even trying to hide the fact he's psychic, the first 5 min thx to one scene he knows the entire plot I -

  • @bellaancheta5407
    @bellaancheta5407 5 років тому +535

    3:44 was anyone else always jealous of their jungle gym as a kid???

    • @bluenetty2752
      @bluenetty2752 5 років тому +43

      Bella Ancheta I was jealous of their whole house

    • @Jemini4228
      @Jemini4228 5 років тому +11

      Tbh thier whole house is pretty awesome even without the spy stuff. Sea view. Beautiful stone walls. Plush decor and water features.

    • @GabrielleBraswell
      @GabrielleBraswell 5 років тому +2

      I wanted is so bad as a kid 😫

    • @longlivethegays
      @longlivethegays 5 років тому +1

      i was a bit more jealous of the being spies and having really cool gadgets and adventures ...

  • @lucaskhall6794
    @lucaskhall6794 5 років тому +139

    Dylan: *uploads a childhood movie*
    My Nostalgia: Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @craigwoodhouse7154
    @craigwoodhouse7154 5 років тому +81

    “Savage Steve Holland, Tom Holland’s savage uncle”🤣😂😂😂

  • @Dragoncurse4
    @Dragoncurse4 5 років тому +287

    "This man"
    How do you not know Antonio Banderas!?

    • @hunnyflash
      @hunnyflash 5 років тому +15

      And he didn't even say anything about Cheech!

  • @sheridanx3134
    @sheridanx3134 5 років тому +232

    Hey, I dreamt about owning that McDonald's machine my whole childhood! 😂

  • @Bro-cx2jc
    @Bro-cx2jc 5 років тому +67

    18:22
    Uhh dude -_- unless Carmen's body matches the same proportions as the red suit she was wearing, those are her shoulders he's holding onto.

  • @dipstick182
    @dipstick182 5 років тому +354

    I’m loving this weird Italian mobster accents you take on when you’re truly annoyed 😂😂

  • @andreacaininstinct
    @andreacaininstinct 5 років тому +188

    Juni: "It's dad."
    Dylan: *snorts*
    Me: *also snorts, but feels bad about it* Damnit, Dylan

  • @zm1197
    @zm1197 4 роки тому +32

    I came back to watch to this video and I laughed so hard at "control, alt, delete" (20:02) XD

  • @SnippetPlug_
    @SnippetPlug_ 5 років тому +3040

    After you do Shark boy and Lavagirl you should do a commentary on Zathura or Bridge to Terabithia two good movies

    • @divergent_bowtie1066
      @divergent_bowtie1066 5 років тому +296

      i love how you dont even tell him to do shark boy and lava girl youre just saying that he will and that he has no choice in the matter lmao

    • @aninha5936
      @aninha5936 5 років тому +6

      Omg yeeees

    • @zafon8878
      @zafon8878 5 років тому +30

      And the Original jumanji

    • @Inurwalls02
      @Inurwalls02 5 років тому +27

      Omg! I love Bridge to Terabithia

    • @agstinacueva1673
      @agstinacueva1673 5 років тому +14

      Zathura is sooo good

  • @ehi3670
    @ehi3670 5 років тому +180

    To this day I still am trying to figure out how to make the F with my fingers

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 4 роки тому

      The middle finger is the bottom half, the index finger is the second part of the f then the thumb is the first part

  • @slurpymcdirp1123
    @slurpymcdirp1123 5 років тому +38

    ‘You have so much more moustache to give’

  • @AnnaRuukel
    @AnnaRuukel 5 років тому +115

    I’m ready for Dylan to ruin my childhood by watching Spy Kids 2

  • @gretchenortner
    @gretchenortner 5 років тому +155

    "WHY ARE YOU CHEERING?! A GROWN MAN GOT THROWN TROUGH A SECOND STORY WINDOW!!!"
    Just click play, Dylan. Just watch.

  • @annikaschwartz9195
    @annikaschwartz9195 3 роки тому +31

    new drinking game for those 21+ take a shot every time Dylan says "Machete"

  • @pandahuezo-menjivar9154
    @pandahuezo-menjivar9154 5 років тому +120

    Why does Dylan call Machete by name but not Antonio Banderas 😭 also:
    12:05 “You can’t break up a marriage in a Disney movie!”
    How dare you disrespect Robert Rodriguez and Troublemaker Studios like that
    ALSO also:
    I was impressed by Dylan predicted the plot until I remembered the Netflix synopsis is literally right there

  • @machogazpacho3322
    @machogazpacho3322 3 роки тому +140

    Do you ever think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created
    -Spy kids

    • @fruitbythefoote
      @fruitbythefoote 3 роки тому +2

      *Island of Lost Dreams

    • @starduststudios5671
      @starduststudios5671 3 роки тому +1

      They didn't know that He was coming back for part 2. No flood this time. ;P

  • @09cokeefe
    @09cokeefe 5 років тому +420

    Spy Kids 2 is actually pretty fantastic lmao, please watch it!

    • @rebecamaynart
      @rebecamaynart 4 роки тому +32

      The 3rd is by far the best

    • @filmaphobic
      @filmaphobic 4 роки тому +4

      I legit forgot what that one was about lmao

    • @not-so-happypappypatton
      @not-so-happypappypatton 4 роки тому +1

      jc // frvqr Same

    • @chandrawagner4061
      @chandrawagner4061 4 роки тому +2

      @@filmaphobic SPkids 2 has the theme park ride and the island with Steve Buscemi, 3 is the video game with random Elijah Woods at the end

  • @JoeMunoz93
    @JoeMunoz93 5 років тому +407

    Hearing Dylan say "Machete" is everything lol 😆☺️

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 роки тому +4

    20:15. “They just make out.”
    Omg dude I’m seriously CRYING. 😂

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 роки тому

      It looks like sjdkjdd

  • @bangtansbree
    @bangtansbree 5 років тому +118

    I just have to say that seeing you react to Sharkboy and Lava Girl would be golden! 😭

  • @Soyraizaisabel
    @Soyraizaisabel 5 років тому +200

    "What an agressive parents"
    Dude... You never met latin parents

    • @luv3mely
      @luv3mely 5 років тому +5

      Raiza Isabel Montilla i was waiting for a comment like this!!💀

    • @jessa95
      @jessa95 5 років тому +8

      Honestly I just laughed & went "well it was the early 2000's what do you expect?"

    • @Soyraizaisabel
      @Soyraizaisabel 5 років тому +2

      @@jessa95 he's never beaten by the "correazo" of a mom. He would never understand xD

    • @allura9163
      @allura9163 5 років тому +7

      He’s never had a chancla thrown at him and it really shows 😂

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +5

      I instantly thought of"Coco"reading your comment,Raiza!🤣
      But I must say..I'm Italian and I guess some italian parents are not that different from latin parents...

  • @violeta4856
    @violeta4856 11 місяців тому +2

    20:25
    "There something we need to tell you"
    "You are adopted."

  • @MultiHugobugo
    @MultiHugobugo 5 років тому +67

    Dylan: _I'm an agent for the SS..._
    Me: *o_O*
    Dylan: _...SSSSS!_
    Me: *exhales in relief*

  • @user-cl9re9wr9n
    @user-cl9re9wr9n 5 років тому +419

    Shark Boy and Lava Girl next please. I think it's made by the same dude as Spy Kids

    • @Witcharoo
      @Witcharoo 5 років тому +54

      carebear I can hear the Jacob twilight jokes already 🤣

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +5

      We must admit"Spy Kids 3"is quite awful too,thought...a lot of bad CGI and very little actual plot...:-/

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna 5 років тому

      That makes so much sense oml

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +1

      @xxarmanix Try re-watch it now...;-P (I was 15 when the movie *1st* came out..I was old enough to tell it had a poor plot already...I still enjoyed it,but..it was CLEAR it was only made to play with the 3D effect and to make more money.)

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 5 років тому +1

      Rox Pinto both of the actors for shark boy and lava girl have the same name lol

  • @veevee_4690
    @veevee_4690 4 роки тому +8

    11:37 Arthur made it clear to Merlin that spoons are strong weapons.
    Never underestimate a spoon

  • @lovannypso6116
    @lovannypso6116 5 років тому +23

    “oh my ssiiiister” and “i snap my fingers, and fingers snap you” are the best lines in the movie period.

  • @raymond.portraits
    @raymond.portraits 5 років тому +159

    Dylan: “Im a professional spy, im not supposed to tell you that”
    *tells us anyway*
    Its ok dylan we still love you

  • @AriF-sz2hm
    @AriF-sz2hm 3 роки тому +18

    I cant believe I haven't seen this movie since I was like 8 and I completely forgot about it and yet I still know the entire plot and what happens next... this movie has engraved itself into my brain I guess

  • @shannonmcneill2553
    @shannonmcneill2553 5 років тому +608

    I've never clicked so fast! Spy kids is my childhood and I'm ready for Dylan to ruin it 🤷‍♀️

    • @novaquartz5049
      @novaquartz5049 5 років тому +10

      Right, I'm not even halfway in and I'm questioning so much already. I love it.

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 5 років тому +15

      i wasn't ready for him to ruin it! But he really didn't ruin it as much as I thought he would! I'm also glad he liked the line "and my thumbs snap you" I hope he watches the second one cuz that's my fav on!

    • @TavareIsUnique
      @TavareIsUnique 5 років тому +1

      Yep, I've accepted my fate too :/

  • @laurengage37
    @laurengage37 5 років тому +56

    when dylan solves the whole plot 2 minutes into the movie

  • @turnitupwithnelly-2337
    @turnitupwithnelly-2337 5 років тому +51

    antonio banderas is literally my childhood crush

    • @angelajohnsonkeys4199
      @angelajohnsonkeys4199 5 років тому

      Antonio, Keanu, Damon Wayans, and Grant Hill!!😍😍😍 childhood crushes for real!

  • @MissJazzyJamz
    @MissJazzyJamz 5 років тому +141

    FINALLY a movie you don’t have to rent😂😂

  • @ParyMarker
    @ParyMarker 5 років тому +193

    "You have so much more mustache to give" - Dylan 2019

  • @Alex-mu6sm
    @Alex-mu6sm 4 роки тому +13

    Spy Kids 3 and 4 were both released in 3D and 4D, respectively. If you're wondering how they did 4D, they just gave the people who saw the movie several scratch-n-sniffs. Additionally, the henchmen in that movie were noses instead of thumbs.

    • @dafnid7294
      @dafnid7294 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣 I find the thought of that both hilarious and horrifying

    • @Alex-mu6sm
      @Alex-mu6sm 2 роки тому +2

      @@dafnid7294 i genuinely have no recollection of making this comment or how i obtained this information

    • @dafnid7294
      @dafnid7294 2 роки тому

      @@Alex-mu6sm 🤣🤣 it's ok. It happens lol. Still such a unique thought tho. edit: I just realised this was from a year ago.. no wonder you don't remember it 😅

  • @brandongonzalez1110
    @brandongonzalez1110 5 років тому +58

    Dylan ruining my childhood has now become an obsession of mine😂😂😂love you Dylan!!!!

  • @sarahnyamwange8470
    @sarahnyamwange8470 5 років тому +81

    Dylan:hasn’t seen spy kids
    me: *and i oop-*