"SPY KIDS" has so many USELESS spy gadgets...

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  • @miasmacaron
    @miasmacaron 3 роки тому +6160

    Spy Kids is one of those movies that GETS what kids wanna see. It is baffling for adults, but as a kid? Gold.

    • @namechannel3293
      @namechannel3293 2 роки тому +131

      Dude u get me

    • @_theacuee
      @_theacuee 2 роки тому +42

      deym, so trueee

    • @unyieldingmonotony4453
      @unyieldingmonotony4453 2 роки тому +91

      As an adult. It's still fucking great :D

    • @JSPokemonYT
      @JSPokemonYT 2 роки тому +97

      As a kid, Spy Kids is awesome. As an adult, it makes no fucking sense, but it's still awesome.

    • @AllieOk
      @AllieOk Рік тому +17

      Seriously this movie is the coolest thing you could ever see as a kid. You get it

  • @lanagievski1540
    @lanagievski1540 3 роки тому +3690

    This movie made perfect sense to me as a kid. This was everything you wanted in a kids film

    • @Nyxlaru
      @Nyxlaru 2 роки тому +38

      It gave me nightmares the first time i watched it but the second time was enjoyable

  • @Ryan-om5yi
    @Ryan-om5yi 4 роки тому +3731

    "Did you just chop the neck off that goose?"
    It's a swan

  • @mzamnesia7190
    @mzamnesia7190 4 роки тому +3056

    "He looks nothing like--"
    Its. In. The. EYES. C'mon Dylan when you look into the eyes of someone you know, you know its them.

    • @joshuasimber8588
      @joshuasimber8588 3 роки тому +17

      Not really, I dont lol

    • @genesisfunes7551
      @genesisfunes7551 3 роки тому +57

      @@joshuasimber8588 that's the joke

    • @xyz-vx6jo
      @xyz-vx6jo 2 роки тому +5

      How about now that we've been wearing masks?

    • @Aisha_Luv
      @Aisha_Luv 2 роки тому +14

      @@xyz-vx6jo you wear masks over you're eyes bro?

    • @mubangamulenga3404
      @mubangamulenga3404 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Aisha_Luv 😭😭😭 I laughed so hard I cried 💀🤣🤣✋🏽😭😭

  • @starfish0607
    @starfish0607 5 років тому +4989

    *Recognizes machete*
    *Fails to recognize Antonio banderas*

  • @gabiyordanova7328
    @gabiyordanova7328 5 років тому +11769

    I watched that movie when I was 8 and everything made perfect sense

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 роки тому +166

      Sameeeee

    • @Konnie222
      @Konnie222 4 роки тому +21

      Gabi Ilieva x2 jajajaja

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 роки тому +42

      @@Konnie222 alguien hablante de español donde el Dylan

    • @Konnie222
      @Konnie222 4 роки тому +9

      Ayuzawa 17 Confirmo

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 4 роки тому +140

      But then again... every single movie and show I watched when I was 8 made sense...

  • @Chanwills0
    @Chanwills0 4 роки тому +5645

    Dylan: Oh it’s their Uncle
    Guy: I’m not your uncle
    Dylan: *shocked pikachu face*
    I died 😂

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 3 роки тому +6

      for greater glory moive
      the last word before you die
      Jose del rio/ i dont want to die
      Bad guy' well too bad
      Jose del rio' plase help me
      bad guy well it gun her
      Jose del rio nooooooo
      bad guy put the X on the floor
      Jose del rio i can do this
      Then he
      Dies

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 3 роки тому +9

      I wacth that moive has 20% rotten that soo bad

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 3 роки тому +6

      Spy kids has 90% rotten
      what

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 3 роки тому +2

      Five year old me watching this
      *shocked picachu face*

    • @parisewellington3664
      @parisewellington3664 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BirdPeopleArentReal
    @BirdPeopleArentReal 4 роки тому +1367

    The nostalgia god dammit And don't you dare insult my dream microwave

    • @gracenjones81
      @gracenjones81 3 роки тому +65

      That’s all I wanted as a kid

    • @MoriLupin
      @MoriLupin 2 роки тому +3

      The microwave?

    • @megadoodoo6511
      @megadoodoo6511 2 роки тому +26

      @@MoriLupin The magical "pop a card in and a Happy Meal comes out" microwave that was in the safehouse. One of my favorite scenes in the movie as a kid..it still is now

  • @horrorvictim
    @horrorvictim 5 років тому +3474

    "Two kids against an army of thumbs?"
    ... I guess it's a...
    *Takes off glasses and pulls back hair*
    "Thumb war"
    Ba-Dum-Tissss!

  • @jonathanwhigham498
    @jonathanwhigham498 5 років тому +7335

    The fact that Dylan can guess the plot of the movie within 10 minutes blows my mind

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 5 років тому +422

      Plots of kids movies are pretty predictable

    • @climbinguphill
      @climbinguphill 4 роки тому +305

      I mean, that shot was very deliberate. Combine it with the title of the movie, they weren't really keeping the plot hidden

    • @rosalindaocasio3149
      @rosalindaocasio3149 4 роки тому +12

      Fr

    • @NinaBina369
      @NinaBina369 4 роки тому +108

      I mean he is a professional movie watcher

    • @smartfridge2279
      @smartfridge2279 4 роки тому +15

      Jonathan Whigham that’s not the whole plot there’s the parts where the assistant is evil and the main guy helps the kids

  • @anjiejones3582
    @anjiejones3582 3 роки тому +489

    “He’s dead weight just get rid of him” lmao she does in the 3rd movie

  • @StarWarriorCentral
    @StarWarriorCentral 4 роки тому +1017

    "You can't break up a marriage in a Disney movie."
    (Picks up my old VHS box to see that it was made by Troublemaker Studios and Dimension Films...)

  • @oglifeline1005
    @oglifeline1005 5 років тому +4860

    When I was young I thought Spy Kids 3 was like revolutionary my mind was BLOWN

    • @daqueenaannastal2202
      @daqueenaannastal2202 5 років тому +87

      Same. Carmen and Gary tho.💜💜💜

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 5 років тому +329

      Spy Kids 3 is one of the best movies I've watched when I was a kid. The whole game plot, everything was amazing, I just LOVE it. When everyone got reunited at the end too.... ugh such a good movie still. The best of the franchise imo.

    • @starsymcdoodle6965
      @starsymcdoodle6965 5 років тому +63

      Same. 3 will always be my favorite Spy Kids movie❤

    • @user-wn7do4hx7o
      @user-wn7do4hx7o 5 років тому +1

      *b i g t i m e*

    • @unfriendlyblackhottie460
      @unfriendlyblackhottie460 5 років тому +29

      Omg yasss. I remember it came out on dvd and came with 3D glasses.

  • @JaimeeABrown
    @JaimeeABrown 5 років тому +2446

    Dylan: "oh - it's their uncle!"
    Movie dude: "I'm nOt yOuR uNCle"
    Dylan: ..... :()

  • @tais1355
    @tais1355 3 роки тому +251

    this movie is actually Machete’s origin, he didn’t exist as a character in Rodriguez land until Spy Kids!

  • @MissRamsout
    @MissRamsout 4 роки тому +314

    I loved Spy Kids when I was younger, but watching it as an adult is like being caught in a freaky fever dream

  • @chellymurphy
    @chellymurphy 5 років тому +3000

    1- HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN SPY KIDS!?!!!
    2- wha- what happened to your end table?

    • @virtualarmageddon6232
      @virtualarmageddon6232 5 років тому +67

      What are you talking about? The end table is literally still there, you can see it when he rolls over the couch at the end.

    • @MsMojo014
      @MsMojo014 5 років тому +30

      This movie is iconic and essential to your childhood🙌🏾🙌🏾😌

    • @laadi_phantom_xyz
      @laadi_phantom_xyz 5 років тому +28

      My question was just the same... HOW have you never seen spy kids?! Who raised you?! Lmaooo

    • @TheICEgirl6100
      @TheICEgirl6100 5 років тому +14

      @@virtualarmageddon6232 "you can see it when he rolls over the couch at the end" this sentence, lol

    • @ScarletV
      @ScarletV 5 років тому +2

      I laughed wayyy to hard at the second question 😂😂😂

  • @fc7777fc
    @fc7777fc 5 років тому +3182

    spy kids 1 through 3 are the classics
    we don't talk about spy kids 4

    • @KitanaKia
      @KitanaKia 5 років тому +67

      Lol never!!

    • @toge7101
      @toge7101 5 років тому +52

      I didn't even know there was a third one

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna 5 років тому +80

      Yeah I don’t claim 4

    • @emilyelopez3712
      @emilyelopez3712 5 років тому +93

      The second one is the best

    • @buffycatnip
      @buffycatnip 5 років тому +22

      ugh don't talk to me about spy kids 3

  • @alliec5874
    @alliec5874 4 роки тому +499

    "I snap my fingers...my fingers snap you." *I was waiting for you to finish the line!* 🤣 Dylan: "Heh. 😁 That's a clever line."

  • @alexthesugarchild3856
    @alexthesugarchild3856 4 роки тому +146

    I have this kind of pride attached to Spy Kids 4 bc my uncle played a role WITH speaking lines, and me as a child was like “holy shit I’m related to a superstar” (he played that cameraman guy that followed around the dad)

  • @lilac749
    @lilac749 5 років тому +1227

    “Stretched-face Thanos” 😂😂😂

  • @dwightschruteassistanttoth7490
    @dwightschruteassistanttoth7490 5 років тому +1382

    2:51 can't really blame him, dylan. if a wedding ceremony gets ambushed i'll also go straight for the cake, man

    • @lucydalilacedillo1727
      @lucydalilacedillo1727 5 років тому +17

      the potato chip that kira ate 😂😂💀

    • @hennegivensunday
      @hennegivensunday 3 роки тому +9

      Identity theft is not a joke Jim millions of family suffer every year!!!!!!!

  • @reagansmith9509
    @reagansmith9509 4 роки тому +143

    these movies somehow have the strangest and most iconic aesthetic of all time

  • @jaderestrepo3413
    @jaderestrepo3413 2 роки тому +57

    Dylan: "don't eat that it could be poison"
    My brain: "the poison, the poison for kuzco, the poison chosen specifically to kill kuzco, kuzco's poison...that poison? YES THAT POISON"

  • @w.trailers4821
    @w.trailers4821 5 років тому +12400

    I low-key want him to watch sharkboy and lavagirl 😂

    • @jonriches4648
      @jonriches4648 5 років тому +384

      YES THIS HAS TO HAPPEN MY CHILDHOODDD

    • @flowerprincess1615
      @flowerprincess1615 5 років тому +71

      Jackelyn Marquez I high key want him to watch it

    • @naomisaadiq8515
      @naomisaadiq8515 5 років тому +182

      DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAMMMM

    • @Wondersoc
      @Wondersoc 5 років тому +110

      Mr. Electric send him to the principles office and have him expelled!

    • @xyzangeel1276
      @xyzangeel1276 5 років тому +14

      oh noo that was the worst movie lmao

  • @jebronlames4559
    @jebronlames4559 5 років тому +1941

    Dylan: I'm a professional spy
    Also Dylan: *Tells everyone he's a spy*

    • @Irismallorca
      @Irismallorca 5 років тому +50

      Misdirected

    • @milop8603
      @milop8603 5 років тому +14

      He's having a Sterling Archer moment

    • @DorianCairne
      @DorianCairne 5 років тому +3

      Pretty sure that's the joke, yeah.

    • @jebronlames4559
      @jebronlames4559 5 років тому +4

      @@DorianCairne I know, and I liked that joke

    • @okokoklalala844
      @okokoklalala844 5 років тому +5

      well, he never said he was a SECRET spy 🤷‍♀️

  • @munashe5861
    @munashe5861 4 роки тому +160

    "Of course, Ctrl Alt Delete" BEST JOKE

  • @minx-micks3063
    @minx-micks3063 4 роки тому +475

    I literally laughed for twenty minutes non stop on “stretched faced Thanos”

  • @DatDaDatty
    @DatDaDatty 5 років тому +2039

    nostalgia has entered the chat

    • @keyivionboone8642
      @keyivionboone8642 5 років тому +6

      Dat it's you *gasp*

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 роки тому +2

      next hes gotta watch agent cody banks....

  • @chaosasitswirls6125
    @chaosasitswirls6125 5 років тому +2430

    It's crazy to know that Juni marries Meghan Trainor and Carmen marries Carlos from Big Time Rush

  • @beckugoh
    @beckugoh 4 роки тому +168

    the “tHaT’s My SiStEr” part transitioned to the honking noises when he was touching her literally killed me.

    • @brynnlinden3939
      @brynnlinden3939 3 роки тому +2

      i laughed way too hard

    • @starthevampire14
      @starthevampire14 3 місяці тому +1

      Me and my sister say It's my sister the same way he aid it all the time. I didn't realize that's where it came from until now.

  • @Tori-vz5er
    @Tori-vz5er 3 роки тому +79

    The kids cheer because that's the most exciting thing to ever happen in a private school. I can guarantee there was an assembly the next morning about why violence is never the answer hosted by some dude who "went to prison once" but really the closest he's ever been to prison is walking into a police station to turn in the wallet with $20 he found on the sidewalk.

  • @JoJo-hz5yc
    @JoJo-hz5yc 5 років тому +5877

    As a latina, I give you props for putting in the effort to pronounce Machete correctly 😂

  • @LadyJenevia
    @LadyJenevia 5 років тому +652

    “STRETCHED-FACE THANOS” When I tell you I SCREAMED- 👀💀

  • @MSK-n
    @MSK-n 3 роки тому +68

    Dylan is not even trying to hide the fact he's psychic, the first 5 min thx to one scene he knows the entire plot I -

  • @kiranightshade7254
    @kiranightshade7254 4 роки тому +27

    this movie is so silly and i love it to death. So glad that all these big names decided to get together to make a fun little film that they can all enjoy with their kids

  • @noora8179
    @noora8179 5 років тому +556

    "Uncle": rips off mustache
    Kids: ive never met this man in my life

    • @Cowgirlcadet
      @Cowgirlcadet 5 років тому +3

      Dylan: Makes no mention of the fact that this is Cheech.

  • @trickytrickster2558
    @trickytrickster2558 5 років тому +2950

    He's never seen this before. Does he not have a childhood???

    • @truesummerknits
      @truesummerknits 5 років тому +109

      Tricky Trickster i think he’s just a little too old for it

    • @zachburwell3065
      @zachburwell3065 4 роки тому +156

      @@truesummerknits that is NO excuse

    • @poisonousjinx9823
      @poisonousjinx9823 4 роки тому +19

      I have never seen spy kids

    • @r0si3sang3l4
      @r0si3sang3l4 4 роки тому +21

      Poisonous Jinx watch it ✋🏻

    • @filmaphobic
      @filmaphobic 4 роки тому +13

      Poisonous Jinx dude it’s so good especially the 3rd one so watch it

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 роки тому +46

    15:05.
    “What an aggressive parent..”
    Dude I’m literally crying. 😂

  • @craigwoodhouse7154
    @craigwoodhouse7154 4 роки тому +80

    “Savage Steve Holland, Tom Holland’s savage uncle”🤣😂😂😂

  • @valentinakalanyos3449
    @valentinakalanyos3449 5 років тому +1173

    "this man" - you mean Antonio Banderas and also HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEE SPY KIDS BEFORE

    • @flxwercxrpse1871
      @flxwercxrpse1871 5 років тому +37

      HE DIDNT WATCH HSM BEFORE! ARE U RLLY SURPRISED HE HASNT WATCHED SO MANY ICONIC MOVIES 😂😂

    • @travis9260
      @travis9260 5 років тому +5

      He's pushing 30 it makes sense why he hasn't

    • @auzrielle
      @auzrielle 5 років тому +12

      Travis Hunt uh no even if he was like 28 spy kids came out 18 years ago there’s no excuse lol

    • @bookXbat
      @bookXbat 5 років тому +15

      @@travis9260 no it doesnt. I'm 27 and this movie was a huge part of my childhood. The movie isnt as new as you seem to think it is

    • @travis9260
      @travis9260 5 років тому +1

      bookXbat I know it’s it from 2001. So calm down friend with the verbiage “not new as you think it is” LUL

  • @hddamore
    @hddamore 5 років тому +1069

    I’ve literally spent the last 20 minutes crying at “oH mY sIsTeR!” 🤣🤣
    Time stamp: 13:52

    • @fushiashade5
      @fushiashade5 5 років тому +9

      Hailey D'Amore HAHAHA I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

    •  5 років тому +4

      ME TOO xD

    • @ThePegasister
      @ThePegasister 5 років тому +21

      Dylan's reenactment made it so much funnier 😂😭

    • @perfectlybalanced9504
      @perfectlybalanced9504 5 років тому +2

      I had to rewind it ,he was Soio cute😍😂

    • @ashleyhedrick5635
      @ashleyhedrick5635 5 років тому +4

      @@ThePegasister I replayed Dylan's reenactment like 10 times!!!

  • @blurryink115
    @blurryink115 3 роки тому +22

    spykids is one of those kid films that really hit you in to your childhood fantasy no matter how much it doesn't make sense. whenever I watch it I always remember the way I watched it when I was a kid and it always brings back a bit of those childish rose coloured glasses

  • @machogazpacho3322
    @machogazpacho3322 3 роки тому +140

    Do you ever think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created
    -Spy kids

    • @fruitbythefoote
      @fruitbythefoote 2 роки тому +2

      *Island of Lost Dreams

    • @starduststudios5671
      @starduststudios5671 2 роки тому +1

      They didn't know that He was coming back for part 2. No flood this time. ;P

  • @dionabeck3317
    @dionabeck3317 5 років тому +2314

    Dylan: *see George Clooney*
    Dylan: *loses mind* WHAT?!?!?!?!

    • @SapphireAgni
      @SapphireAgni 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe he's as mich into pretty boy Clooney as am I.

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 3 роки тому +7

      George clooney is in this?

    • @lbierman21
      @lbierman21 3 роки тому +27

      He needs to watch the 3rd one. Everyone is in it hahaha

    • @dionabeck3317
      @dionabeck3317 3 роки тому

      @@lbierman21 YAS!!!!

    • @kylebuckmaster6976
      @kylebuckmaster6976 3 роки тому +1

      20:50

  • @elliehavilliard
    @elliehavilliard 5 років тому +1328

    Dylan: "This stretched-faced THANOS.."
    I am *wheezing* LOL

  • @Bro-cx2jc
    @Bro-cx2jc 4 роки тому +66

    18:22
    Uhh dude -_- unless Carmen's body matches the same proportions as the red suit she was wearing, those are her shoulders he's holding onto.

  • @slurpymcdirp1123
    @slurpymcdirp1123 4 роки тому +37

    ‘You have so much more moustache to give’

  • @insolencestar
    @insolencestar 5 років тому +783

    I love the overt fakeness of the film.. I genuinely love it. it's every kids dream

  • @sharoncolocho7229
    @sharoncolocho7229 5 років тому +1866

    15:10 is literally a perfect example of growing up with Hispanic parents 😂💀
    And the fact that you reacted so confused makes it so much better lmao

    • @zai9407
      @zai9407 5 років тому +126

      I was literally just thinking that 😂😂😂

    • @danielaop388
      @danielaop388 5 років тому +204

      The caucasity jumped out 💀

    • @nemo2327
      @nemo2327 5 років тому +16

      😂👌🏽

    • @IsaPunker
      @IsaPunker 5 років тому +14

      OMG yes!!!! hahaha

    • @thalia9789
      @thalia9789 5 років тому +6

      lmaoooo

  • @annikaschwartz9195
    @annikaschwartz9195 3 роки тому +30

    new drinking game for those 21+ take a shot every time Dylan says "Machete"

  • @turnitupwithnelly-2337
    @turnitupwithnelly-2337 4 роки тому +50

    antonio banderas is literally my childhood crush

    • @angelajohnsonkeys4199
      @angelajohnsonkeys4199 4 роки тому

      Antonio, Keanu, Damon Wayans, and Grant Hill!!😍😍😍 childhood crushes for real!

  • @simonej2721
    @simonej2721 5 років тому +831

    Honestly with 2 & 3 it only gets better...

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому +98

      That is technically true,but I do prefer the second movie,out of them all.

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +17

      The very 1st thing I thought when I saw the title of this video was:"HEY!DON'T TOUCH"SPY KIDS"!"Spy Kids"2,3&4,ok,I can understand if you make fun of THOSE(the 2nd one was still pretty good though)but the 1st one LEAVE IT ALONE!!!>^

    • @temiobadimu1524
      @temiobadimu1524 5 років тому +15

      Second one is my favourite

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna 5 років тому +7

      The second one was for sure my favorite, but the 3rd one is a close second

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +1

      @@Call.Me.Brianna No offense,but I can't understand how can you prefer N°2 and *expecially* N°3 to N°1!O___o

  • @nitac7174
    @nitac7174 5 років тому +1992

    Do more of the Spy Kids films please! And Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I loved watching your fresh reaction to something I have such nostalgia for.

    • @starappleburn4868
      @starappleburn4868 5 років тому +102

      Sharkboy and Lavagirl was bomb

    • @LEYLA90
      @LEYLA90 5 років тому +11

      Sharboy and lavagirl was awful.

    • @annep6076
      @annep6076 5 років тому +33

      Yes, please do shark boy and lava girl!

    • @SunRay596
      @SunRay596 5 років тому +55

      Sharkboy and Lavagirl was an amazing movie yet so bad.....but ugh i llooovee iittt sooo muccchh

    • @NathaliaVolkmar
      @NathaliaVolkmar 5 років тому +4

      Yesss

  • @zm1197
    @zm1197 4 роки тому +33

    I came back to watch to this video and I laughed so hard at "control, alt, delete" (20:02) XD

  • @hamna2870
    @hamna2870 4 роки тому +51

    You can tell how white Dylan is just by his reaction to the Hispanic boy asking for the shoes lmao

  • @IndigomeetsRiver
    @IndigomeetsRiver 5 років тому +360

    okay but the safe house scene was the coolest shit when i was a kid. i wanted to be a spy 🤧

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому +7

      IKR,SAME! I thought this was one of the coolest movies I watched as a kid. Now,I'm re-thinking what is actually cool now.

    • @loveyaok1231
      @loveyaok1231 5 років тому +1

      Same.

    • @jonriches4648
      @jonriches4648 5 років тому +1

      yeyeyeeyeyeyeyesyesyeysyseyes

    • @IndigomeetsRiver
      @IndigomeetsRiver 5 років тому +4

      Emily Krabill no, it’s still super cool!! I would kill for a beach bungalow with a microwave that makes food in a snap.

    • @jen_greatguys2721
      @jen_greatguys2721 5 років тому +1

      It was for all of us

  • @Cool231
    @Cool231 5 років тому +297

    ‘Why?! You have so much more moustache to give!’😂😂😂😂

  • @AriF-sz2hm
    @AriF-sz2hm 3 роки тому +17

    I cant believe I haven't seen this movie since I was like 8 and I completely forgot about it and yet I still know the entire plot and what happens next... this movie has engraved itself into my brain I guess

  • @Alex-mu6sm
    @Alex-mu6sm 4 роки тому +11

    Spy Kids 3 and 4 were both released in 3D and 4D, respectively. If you're wondering how they did 4D, they just gave the people who saw the movie several scratch-n-sniffs. Additionally, the henchmen in that movie were noses instead of thumbs.

    • @dafnid7294
      @dafnid7294 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 I find the thought of that both hilarious and horrifying

    • @Alex-mu6sm
      @Alex-mu6sm 2 роки тому +2

      @@dafnid7294 i genuinely have no recollection of making this comment or how i obtained this information

    • @dafnid7294
      @dafnid7294 2 роки тому

      @@Alex-mu6sm 🤣🤣 it's ok. It happens lol. Still such a unique thought tho. edit: I just realised this was from a year ago.. no wonder you don't remember it 😅

  • @karlac3340
    @karlac3340 5 років тому +884

    What movies were you watching in your childhood Dylan? 😩

  • @nancymckenzie-adams8005
    @nancymckenzie-adams8005 5 років тому +1480

    Dylan: no one notices a flying girl
    Little girl in store: follows every move
    Dylan: *rewatches it*
    Also Dylan: *zooms in right next to little girl that sees everything and still doesn’t notice her*
    Me: oh come on!! *flips table* 😂

    • @lorettabes4553
      @lorettabes4553 5 років тому +21

      I guess... he meant... that the sound didn't make everybody turn around?

    • @alizeica519
      @alizeica519 4 роки тому +2

      I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO-

    • @marianaluna6184
      @marianaluna6184 4 роки тому +3

      Also, there was one thumb man that couldn't make it into the store hahah

    • @cyberwolf781
      @cyberwolf781 4 роки тому +2

      He didn't rewatch it... not until he edited it anyway.

    • @AllieOk
      @AllieOk Рік тому +1

      No but seriously that was so clever too! Showing the grown-ups all zombified and not noticing anything, but then the kid is the only one seeing it all. And you know it was intentional, too, because most of the stuff happening was added in post

  • @SapphireAgni
    @SapphireAgni 4 роки тому +12

    Dylan trying to roll into the shot as a spy kid and actually looking like a drunk uncle. Beautiful. Real art.

  • @glitchuri9366
    @glitchuri9366 3 роки тому +16

    Dylan hating juni is so hilarious to me cause I absolutely loved him as a kid 😂😂😂

  • @bellaancheta5407
    @bellaancheta5407 5 років тому +534

    3:44 was anyone else always jealous of their jungle gym as a kid???

    • @bluenetty2752
      @bluenetty2752 5 років тому +42

      Bella Ancheta I was jealous of their whole house

    • @Jemini4228
      @Jemini4228 4 роки тому +9

      Tbh thier whole house is pretty awesome even without the spy stuff. Sea view. Beautiful stone walls. Plush decor and water features.

    • @gabriellebraswell3306
      @gabriellebraswell3306 4 роки тому +1

      I wanted is so bad as a kid 😫

    • @longlivethegays
      @longlivethegays 4 роки тому +1

      i was a bit more jealous of the being spies and having really cool gadgets and adventures ...

  • @Dragoncurse4
    @Dragoncurse4 5 років тому +288

    "This man"
    How do you not know Antonio Banderas!?

    • @hunnyflash
      @hunnyflash 5 років тому +15

      And he didn't even say anything about Cheech!

  • @BadBiscuts
    @BadBiscuts 4 роки тому +9

    Listen here Dylan that McDonalds coming out of a package was literally my childhood dream and there’s no way I’m just going to watch someone diss my childhood. So just appreciate it for what it is ight?
    (Don’t take it really serious, standing up for what I believe in)

  • @veevee_4690
    @veevee_4690 4 роки тому +8

    11:37 Arthur made it clear to Merlin that spoons are strong weapons.
    Never underestimate a spoon

  • @sofiaargueda1518
    @sofiaargueda1518 5 років тому +508

    we have 23 minutes of dylan saying "what?"

    • @bethanywofford8405
      @bethanywofford8405 5 років тому +2

      Sofia Argueda and him constantly rewinding and pausing

  • @summer_the_rae
    @summer_the_rae 5 років тому +140

    Dylan: *points out every useless thing in Spy Kids*
    Me: *trying to reclaim my childhood* ...but it's COOL

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому +6

      Why don't we talk about Harry Potter,instead?

  • @motoXcR
    @motoXcR 4 роки тому +13

    "* *taco every other tuesday* *"
    jesuschrist that scene hurt so bad...
    i made literal eye contact with a guy on my monitor.

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 роки тому +5

    20:15. “They just make out.”
    Omg dude I’m seriously CRYING. 😂

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 роки тому

      It looks like sjdkjdd

  • @Soyraizaisabel
    @Soyraizaisabel 5 років тому +199

    "What an agressive parents"
    Dude... You never met latin parents

    • @luv3mely
      @luv3mely 5 років тому +5

      Raiza Isabel Montilla i was waiting for a comment like this!!💀

    • @jessa95
      @jessa95 5 років тому +8

      Honestly I just laughed & went "well it was the early 2000's what do you expect?"

    • @Soyraizaisabel
      @Soyraizaisabel 5 років тому +2

      @@jessa95 he's never beaten by the "correazo" of a mom. He would never understand xD

    • @allura9163
      @allura9163 5 років тому +7

      He’s never had a chancla thrown at him and it really shows 😂

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +5

      I instantly thought of"Coco"reading your comment,Raiza!🤣
      But I must say..I'm Italian and I guess some italian parents are not that different from latin parents...

  • @friendlyghost1688
    @friendlyghost1688 5 років тому +303

    Dylan: does he have a giant thumb for his pillow, why are you holding a giant thumb boy
    Me: wait 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tbh_isa
    @tbh_isa 4 роки тому +16

    Dylan: that's an aggressive parent...
    me: aha ha welp that's a Mexican parent for ya!!

  • @citykatz3103
    @citykatz3103 4 роки тому +14

    Me: "So it's basically Baywatch"
    My brother: No it's Teen Baywatch
    Also me: "Thank you for clearing that up"

  • @user-cl9re9wr9n
    @user-cl9re9wr9n 5 років тому +419

    Shark Boy and Lava Girl next please. I think it's made by the same dude as Spy Kids

    • @Witcharoo
      @Witcharoo 5 років тому +54

      carebear I can hear the Jacob twilight jokes already 🤣

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +5

      We must admit"Spy Kids 3"is quite awful too,thought...a lot of bad CGI and very little actual plot...:-/

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna 5 років тому

      That makes so much sense oml

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 років тому +1

      @xxarmanix Try re-watch it now...;-P (I was 15 when the movie *1st* came out..I was old enough to tell it had a poor plot already...I still enjoyed it,but..it was CLEAR it was only made to play with the 3D effect and to make more money.)

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 5 років тому +1

      Rox Pinto both of the actors for shark boy and lava girl have the same name lol

  • @abbysmith8785
    @abbysmith8785 5 років тому +1020

    Please carry on with the love island game, it’s so sanitary😂

    • @oglifeline1005
      @oglifeline1005 5 років тому +11

      That game never ends

    • @butterjujunut
      @butterjujunut 5 років тому +14

      Keep Sanitary a thing!

    • @xphoenixrising
      @xphoenixrising 5 років тому +37

      Still waiting for the next episode. SO INVESTED

    • @SassySmall1
      @SassySmall1 5 років тому +7

      @@oglifeline1005 It does end though, it's just a long game

    • @alfie6441
      @alfie6441 5 років тому +6

      Lmaoo y’all must be new

  • @carmencasper3955
    @carmencasper3955 4 роки тому +9

    “ What an aggressive parent”. Dylan...Honey you ain’t seen aggressive, my mama always kept that thang(peach tree switch)on her.

  • @chriswebb5852
    @chriswebb5852 4 роки тому +6

    Gregorio: Takes off fake mustache.
    Dylan: “You’re not my father!”
    Me: (laughs for a minute.)

  • @taeilhyuckbae
    @taeilhyuckbae 5 років тому +304

    I love how you switch to a totally random movie in the end 😂

  • @Alian7307
    @Alian7307 5 років тому +156

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    Dylan: *does an awful flip* i'm a spy kid

  • @melissaramirez2450
    @melissaramirez2450 4 роки тому +10

    I just found your channel and have already binged most of your content. LOVE IT! But I do hope you eventually realize that a lot of the comedies you watch are satirical, especially this one. Robert Rodriguez created this universe with the idea to make all gadgets over the top and useless but still really cool for kids. His movies mostly consist of satire and dark comedy but for this series, he wanted to stick mostly with satire and whimsical (you know because it was geared towards kids). Although you can still see his dark comedy influence with the whole Floop storyline. So all the "ridiculous" or "pointless" gadgets/tropes were purposeful. Also, this is not DISNEY lol.

  • @arlo_slater9009
    @arlo_slater9009 2 роки тому +1

    The evil banjo kid brought me so much nostalgia it’s insane

  • @lucaskhall6794
    @lucaskhall6794 5 років тому +137

    Dylan: *uploads a childhood movie*
    My Nostalgia: Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @mikahlameman5897
    @mikahlameman5897 5 років тому +231

    Dylan: I'm a spy
    Government: *starts planning his 'natural cause' of death*

  • @nicolebry
    @nicolebry 3 роки тому +5

    This whole movie is a fever dream

  • @sdramw
    @sdramw 3 роки тому +5

    I'm watching this video for the fourth or fifth time, but I just realised how good the sound is on this, and Dylan I appreciate u

  • @mlilejay8698
    @mlilejay8698 5 років тому +315

    "you have so much more moustache to give" - Dylan, 2k19

  • @alyssa940
    @alyssa940 5 років тому +393

    His face colour blends in with the wall
    His T-shirt blends in with the couch
    He truly is an unprofessional ninja

  • @rainbowrose8802
    @rainbowrose8802 4 роки тому +6

    4:52
    Oh wow you really*DID* saw the whole plot

  • @salmonfish6347
    @salmonfish6347 9 місяців тому +1

    When I watched this as a kid those last scenes in the villains lair were the scariest thing I had ever witnessed

  • @AnnaRuukel
    @AnnaRuukel 5 років тому +114

    I’m ready for Dylan to ruin my childhood by watching Spy Kids 2

  • @sheridanx3134
    @sheridanx3134 5 років тому +231

    Hey, I dreamt about owning that McDonald's machine my whole childhood! 😂

  • @ezequieldimare
    @ezequieldimare 2 роки тому +3

    Adults watching this movie: Meh, no sense
    Kids watching this movie: MOM, I FOUND GOLDEN, THE REAL GOLDEN, THE REAL ✨ master piece ✨

  • @princessofhell4639
    @princessofhell4639 9 місяців тому +1

    I was obsessed with this movie as a kid and I will stand by it till the end of time.

  • @rickypedia999
    @rickypedia999 5 років тому +227

    Yes, Machete was a spin off of Spy Kids... kind of.
    Machete was made first, and wound up in development limbo for a while, but the character ended up being used for the lulz in Spy Kids when the writer decided it was too great a character (portrayed by Danny Trejo) to never get used. So while Machete as a character came first, his first official appearance anywhere except for a single trailer was here, in a family friendly film.

    • @noha2401
      @noha2401 5 років тому +3

      spy kids isnt nickelodeon

    • @rickypedia999
      @rickypedia999 5 років тому +13

      @@noha2401 my bad, I assumed it was, but I just checked and you're right.
      I assumed because Nickelodeon aired exclusive interviews for the first two movies constantly around their releases, including the Alexa Vega music video for the song from 2, and when the first two films were out of theaters Nick would play them quite frequently.

    • @noha2401
      @noha2401 5 років тому +7

      @@rickypedia999 dont worry about it!!

    • @HorrorDiva01
      @HorrorDiva01 5 років тому +2

      @@rickypedia999 that's so weird, he or in Argentina all of those things were at Disney and Jetix. I've never seen spy kids on Nickelodeon, it's funny how things like that happened. Kind of like ladybug, in USA it's on Nick but here is on Disney 🙈.

    • @hannahs5783
      @hannahs5783 5 років тому +1

      @@rickypedia999 IIRC the OSS headquarters is in the Nickelodeon building as well

  • @ginnylily7
    @ginnylily7 5 років тому +366

    "stretched faced thanos" IM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @milanahoward4736
    @milanahoward4736 4 роки тому +3

    This whole thing was hilarious and I have seen none of the spy kids movies so this commentary and the gem phrases like "you have so much more mustache to give" made my day...note to self: Do NOT attempt to consume beverages while watching one of Dylan's videos, it's going to be spat out all over the place

  • @lunarscorner2017
    @lunarscorner2017 4 роки тому +7

    4:44
    Me: Well Dylan must be fun at movies just BLURTING OUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE!