Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- Our panelists debate whether TV programs like A Double Shot At Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness.
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Suddenly there's a shaky, handheld camera.
Wanking all day long
With the unfocused zoom aswell xP
michael rud I don’t get it. Can someone e plain it to me?! ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
@@taylorh.3484 mimicking the style of reality tv shows :v
Lol and you can also see them taking the cameras off the stands and using it handheld lmao
"Now hold up, she called you a hooooe!"
I cannot stop laughing at that lol
Did you see Loralee break up a little bit after she told that one skank to "step off, biiiiiiii**h??"
@@semonyx quality acting
That was perfectly delivered, both the line and the gesture.
A hoe is a female version of a rake.
2:00
Now we have a button we can press😂
Legendary. Where are these actors and actresses now, seriously? The underratedness of these is criminal
I know!! I recognized the balding man but he was the only one!
Although I like to think the blonde re-discovered her calling as a skank and is partying in Jersey Shore somewhere.
The company got bought out by Univision and all went to shit. Its a terrible shame.
The brown-haired woman has played small parts in many recent TV NBC shows, I remember seeing her in Parks and Recreation and a couple others. She should be a lot more famous though, she's very talented.
The bald guy did some Google skits for College Humour.
"The average skank can't keep up with that!" Lmao, I lost it right there.
Smoking is bad for you. It causes you to have yellow teeth and die faster.
@@world-traveler880 also bad breath, not mentioning you're literally burning money while poisoning yourself and others around it.
@@petitio_principii I don't have bad breath at all even though I smoke.Why don t preachers of your type just shut the fuck up and mind theyr own businesses?All smokers know the risks and it s our choice to smoke.Some of us have actual reasons for it,not all is for show.
Radu Vlad ok im sorry if you get lung cancer just because you have daddy issues
@@raduvlad4429 "Some of us have actual reasons for it,not all is for show." Like what? Wanting to die young?
The other reporters encouraging the altercation and the camera suddenly becoming shaky is where I truly lost it, lol
I was crying so bad, funniest shit ever
Her little mouth twitch before "step off Lesley" is perfection
I'm so glad someone else saw that. Step off biiiiiiiiiii*** lol
It’s the first symptom of the inner skank coming through
she was abt to laugh there.
That actress is wonderful!! She's played small parts in several shows and always steals the scene.
She’s a great actress!
"You used to be a skank?!".. "Yes!" LOL
Guy: Wow...
Once a skank, always a skank. You can take the girl out of the trailer park. You can't take the trailer park out of the girl...
Well her name is also lesly which is also the name of the host of the onion these days
She keep buying thrift store shit while ordering truffle pasta when you foot the bill
I used to be an asshole... USED TO. I think the baby thinks people can't change.
How do these actors keep straight faces while they say this shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Akil Alleyne I imagine lots of bloopers are hidden somewhere on the internet, we need to find them.
They don't. Look at 2:02 and you can clearly see she starts smiling before the camera changes.
@@santasbrother3590 you gotta give some credit though. I definitely could not keep a straight face during that
trial & errors
*who says it's acting?*
.....step off Leslie..LOL
IKR
Step off BITCH!!!
I lost it there.
I know this is a joke and everything, but they really make a good point in that the media is setting unrealistic standards when it comes to all of your mothers.
Burnnn
I read this with a British accent
@@jacksonwaldon muhthuhs
Ya got me
Well played. Well played
1:54 This is how the news will actually look in 20 years.
This is almost how it is now on HLN.
That'll be more entertaining to watch
4 years later and we're getting close
Nah right about now lmao
oh no
I don't watch TV.. but Im pretty sure this is fairly accurate.
Much better than TV
and logic
It's a parody site that is way too accurate.
Welcome fellow former oblivient friend.
whats the differance?
No TV?
How can you possibly stay informed if you don't watch the news
@@joelubomski4717 you know that news existed before tv right?? I know it's amazing but its true.
That line delivery tho.
So true
Which line, skank?
Oh my god im fking dying. Give me a full hour of this and i will die happy.
Look up The Onion Movie
Life: Complete
Lmfaoooo!!😁😂😂😂😂
ost sweinen
or just google pornhub. It's free.
seriously in my top 5 youtube videos ever
Not Necessarily
My number 1:
ua-cam.com/video/w14aCTMcrgQ/v-deo.html
What are the other 4?
Role playing chatroom dude
@@spiddyman0079 that's pretty funny
Damn I want to intern at the Onion and hear Clifard Bane's tales of being at sea.
That's Nothing, last week he was fighting his Nemesis on top of an abandoned clock tower.
Friedrich Nietzsche His nemesis is Maria?
Friedrich Nietzsche he's Jill Valentine in disguise?
Sadly he's dead. He was hanged for high treason.
@@rakkatytam Out of all the things I've seen under an Onion video, I didn't expect to see Bloodborne
these actors are great. LOL. I wished they had a 30 minute show on a regular basis, I would watch it .
The actors are fucking brilliant. Their morning show is also top quality. The one where they interviewed the "script writer" of Fast and the Furious is amazing.
Well, there was… unfortunately it didn’t last long
same. just ‘in the know’ and all the pundits. they’re excellent.
I love the little pause before she says, "Step off, Leslie."
"It hurt, because I knew I could never reach that level of skankiness myself" I cried after hearing this
I’m sad that I know what he was talking about when he said “When Pumpkin spit on New York”
@samy701 pumpkin is ass thats why she went home in 3rd LMAO BYE
In a sea of brilliant comments, I truly think this one should've had the most thumbs up.
Gotta say, kinda curious about where New York ended up lol 😂
Whats going on
@@sebbie_gonzo she was recently on Eric Andre's 5th season... She was funny af
"Drinking jagar shots out of another skank's infected, double-pierced belly button...."
Ooh good god! I wanted to laugh and puke at the same time.
Phil Buckhouse *Jäger
The liquor should kill the bacteria, so the infection would just add flavor.
Kadiri
@@consul5531 Yayggur*
Jägermeister*
1:41 Cuz they baby daddy ain't gonna stick around after the baby be born.
True dat.
This skit is a work of art.
The fact that Tila Tequila is on the thumbnail of this nearly 10 year old video really tells sends ya back in time...
I saw that ending coming from a mile away, and I loved every second of it.
So you have been seeing it from more than a mile assuming you were in a car travelling at 70mph you started from about 2 miles away
I guess I'm dumb but I didn't see it coming at all... I think being dumb made me enjoy it more than you, so the dumb ones win this round!
@@daddyunicorn4209 Step off, daddy.
Oh did you lol
@@c0t0d0s7 lmao
Dear ONN, we need you now more than ever. Please come back.
The other anchors getting excited was the best part.
"Step off Lesley" the restraint before the storm 🤣
Beautifully done.
1:05 I never noticed that one of the panelists is the author of “Trick-Ass Bitches: An Illustrated History”
I would like to read that.
Ty for this
in every video duncan is the author of a book about the current topic
i still have friends who CANNOT comprehend this humor : /
I've shown some of these ONN videos to people that I know, and I play it off like it's real news videos. I'm not surprised at how many people think that it's real. Especially the video about the Ohio prison system using the new form of execution. I love seeing their jaws hit the floor. 🤣
Lock the doors and find a gun. The zombie apocalypse has begun where you are. It’s only a matter of time before others become like them
That's the generation we live in now unfortunately.
oops time for some new friends then ig
Buy another one
This skit, and especially the ending, is sketch comedy at its pinnacle. Pitch-perfect casting and production and totally convincing line delivery, and the increasing escalation into the stratosphere of absurdity make this scene orgasmically funny. A true comedy gem.
"No mature content" lmaooo
PERFECT PROFILE PIC
"No mature content" is even funnier when it accompanies (any) clip involving the spokesperson for Al Quaeda
@@matwatson7947 I love that guy.
One of the funniest things I have ever seen. It never gets old.
I couldn't stop laughing after she said "Step off, BEEYITCH." I literally spent the next 40 seconds laughing. Almost choked to death.
ahead of their time "2009"
Now, that behavior is normal.
This has got to be one of the best ones 😂
“Yea skanks needs to learn to support each other”
"The baby daddies aren't going to stick around"
YES SKANK LEVEL IS TOO DAMN HIGH
yup, off the chart is the skank level
- Rick James
And to think they should have learned from the disastrous slut spill incident
This shit is brilliant how did I not know of this...
okay but this is accually an incredibly serious issue, I used to be a skank and speak from own experience when saying that the pressure from reality shows is not only enormous but also growing. These shows really try to make you feel unskanky just because you can't live up to these wild ideals of what a skank should and should not be
"These shows are not negative, they are empowering." - Somehow that woman's views won through.
W.A.P. bitch 😂😂
@@yahushamyreedemerlives6926 how is WAP even remotely close to this lol.
And conservatives getting angry over WAP is way way funnier than the song could ever be.
@@jeltje50 I think you missed the point, unless you consider WAP a respectable, empowering piece of music lol
@@brettvogel8418 it's just weird how bend people get over WAP.
Even though rap artist have been making vulgar songs for decades. Not even exclusively rap. Rock has a shit load of trashy sex songs. But it's weird how much people care about WAP.
@@jeltje50 You are correct but the thing is, men rap about their dicks and they go largely unnoticed simply because its a shitty comcept and poor lyricism, but wap became a thing because it was a woman rapping about her vagina and it gained far more attention than it shouldve. Thats largely due to women thinking it was empowerment when really it was just as stupid.
Epic. "step off Leslie" :)
Leeza was failing as a skank until she took my personalized training. Now she's living in an unbelievable place in Miami and is on the short list for a new reality show that is in pre-production. I have helped many like her to obtain the level of skankiness that they aspired to.
That sounds fascinating! How would one go about obtaining your training?
@JL Good question. It is not easy to access as I only accept a limited number of initiates and have a very stringent application process. IM me for more information. Include a pic.
Do you have a what's app number? 😂
i love how the camera work just suddenly becomes completely unhinged the moment they get up
I miss this kind sarcasm joke from onion. Why did they didn't come up with kind of video anymore😂🤘
Because society got soft!
They were sold and defunded.
Step off, Lailatul.
@@c0t0d0s7 why should i
@@lailatulqurrotaayunin8754 What did you call me?
by far one of the most perfectly written onion skits to date
This aged so well!
“She calling you a hoe” the instigation lmao I can’t 😂
OMG this is an instant classic. Absolutely PRICELESS!!! Bravo Onion, bravo.
That lady Marley was in Conan. She played a disgruntled audience member who just came to the show after an Ellen taping, and was upset that Conan wasn't giving free stuff out like Ellen.
I will thank you kindly not to upload my family's Thanksgiving tapes.
"....take a crap on the floor of a beautiful mansion!" Best line in the video!!!
This came out more than 6yrs ago. Imagine how surreal it feels right now 😂😂 All hail the Onion.
1:35 I love how this guy chimes in to say that and make sure that it's heard. 😂
I love the onion.
You guys have given so much laughter to people over the years.
Im so happy I found this channel. God damn I love satire, I love it even more when I know some idiots won't get the joke. If this was on a TV station you just know some people would think it is real, and that just makes me smile.
I've seen some screencaps purported to be a real conversation, related to how come The Onion made such obviously false comments about Sarah Palin (or her daughters), someone answered, "it's the Onion, the stuff is all made-up, everyone knows that", and the first person replled something like "oh my god, how they get away with it?"
@@imnotgivingmynametoamachine683 r/ihavereddit
This isn't satire
The ONN was truly on another level
The acting and content that The Onion puts in their videos is just phenomenal.
At this point this is probably the most reliable News Network
The way even the camera work switches to that Reality TV shaky-cam style is exquisite.
I seriously love the heavy woman they get for this episodes.
“Ooooh. You used to be a skank! Wooow.”
She's in the Amazon Prime show Goliath in a small but consistent part and I laugh thinking about her parts in Onion videos every time I see her character.
Every day we stray closer to the onion
More accurate than the "real" news.
i would love to see this shit happen on CNN
Boone I think he’s autistic
@@rookie8271 The Onion is in no way more real than the real news, and it doesn't make you cool saying that they are.
viljamtheninja I wasn’t talking about the show. I love the onion. I was replying to the guy saying he loved tide pods and around then there was a tide pod challenge which is why I said that.
This segment has aged poorly. Our nation's women were absolutely up to the challenge!
They definitely are
"the average skank can't keep up with that" lmao
This is way better than SNL
UA-cam recommendations have blessed us again.
Duncan Birch, Author "Trick-Ass Bitches: An Illustrated History" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That ending has me wheezing, good lord
How are these so accurate and ridiculous at the same time?! And the acting is so excellent in this one!
Whoever writes, directs and acts for the Onion are straight up geniuses, ther best in the game
We need more of these
Hilarity aside, the acting on these Onion pieces is soooo goood!
I fucking loove this shit
I love how they are hyping them up lmao
This reflects accurately most of main stream media coming out of CNN, MSNBC and the like,
2:02 "she called you a hoe" is the absolute apex of comedy
This video is going on repeat.
I once read this comment, "I like to believe that news from The Onion is directly taken from an alternate realty". I support this comment
14 years ahead of it's time
Rating on this video : *No mature content*
My Minecraft Survival Day 1 video : *Explicit Content*
"What are you going to do about it, step up" 😂
Comedy gold!
The whole skit was great but the ending killed me. I had a good run. Thanks, Onion.
My favorite part after 1:55
Leslie: You dont know me, dont act like you do.
Lauralee: setop off Leslie...
Leslie: what?
Lauralee: setop off bitch.
Leslie: What did you just call me?
Ted: She called you a ho, what are you gonna do about it, step up!"
its amazing how professional the onion makes it look. it makes everything seem so real and that this stuff could really happen!
The interjection at 1:35 always gets me
I've been watching The Onion since 1896, and it has kept me informed ever since
This was made 12 YEARS AGO whaaaaaat
“I love that image!” Lmaooo
This is, without doubt, the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. From the first second to the last, every joke is INCREDIBLY delivered
"they can take a crap on the floor of a beautiful mansion"
I feel bad that I know the details of this...
My favourite line!
Thank you the onion for making me smile during these times!
these videos are timeless!! they will remain true and accurate indefinitely. comedic genius.
This skit is like wine, gets better with age
That “biiitch” was epic
Lol - this was brilliant! And so well executed. They must have had a ball making this. Not sure how they managed to stay disciplined and didn’t bust out laughing. This is UA-cam gold.
step off, Lesley...
For me this sketch is all about the double take at 1:05, because, still unbeknownst to the audience, as a former skank he's calling her out. Amazing character work.
Best coverage yet!