Your spouse and child in Skyrim. One of the great legacy's of the Dragonborn on top of all the heroic stuff will be that of legendarily bad parent and spouse. One who shows up maybe once a month to collect money, a meal, some stuff from the house, before trotting off for another month to spend most of their time with someone they describe as a, "Companion." Yeah, no, sounds like one big happy family.
Or just the kids you "rescued" from the orphanage. They start off being bullied by Grelod the kind, then witness a horrific murder along with the mental anguish of having someone they wished dead die in front of them. Then, just when things were looking up... you adopt one or two, take them away from all their friends, put them in Whiterun just in time for the stormcloaks to assault it and then abandon them in their house all alone for months on end while you and your husband go out adventuring.
The kids are scripted to see it and cheer even if you stealth kill Grelog. But it is true, Hearthfire makes it better, now my steward, bard and carriage driver can look after the kids while hubby Farkas and I go adventuring and forget all about them.
@@stevediament1448 Are they? Depending on the person's location, age, race, and criminal record, they're spending the rest of their life in a terrible maximum security prison, or worse. A quick death might actually be luckier.
One of the, if not the saddest moment in the series :( No amount of cabbage gags will stop me from crying just thinking about the sad tune in Iroh's voice...
Bibbo's patrons don't seem that bothered by the ruckus. In fact, I bet Bibbo makes a fortune with that sales pitch: "Come to Bibbo's Ace O'Clubs - Featuring: Celebrity Appearances, Daily Live *Super* Heavyweight Fights, and (occasionally) Open-air Drinking!"
I imagine DC universe insurers won't cover 'acts of superheroes and supervillains', just like they don't 'acts of god'. If Bibbo was smart, he'd move to Star City, open up a bar there. Deadshot killed all the villains in town after his daughter and her mum moved there. It'd be great, until Deadshot's daughter turns 18, starts going out with friends, and Deadshot kills every bartender in the city who serves her. Actually, scratch that. It turns out everyone in the DC universe is screwed.
Star City is in the US of A. Legal drinking age there is 21 not 18. I'm more worried about Deadshot killing all the guys to keep them from dating his daughter.
What about literally every homeowner in an RPG? They always get screwed over by the protagonist breaking into their homes, and stealing their stuff. One example I can think of is from Final Fantasy IX where if you enter a home in the beginning of the game, you find a stash of Gil labeled as "Grandma's life savings."
How about Star Wars: The Force Unleashed? One moment you are a Droid, Jawa or an Ewok, just minding your own business... only to be hit by a stray Lightsaber, bolt of Force Lighting, thrown to death or to make matters worse... see your "rustic" home get destroyed just because some punk thought it'd be badass to pull a Star Destroyer out off the sky.
How bout that Elf serving drinks in Elenwen's Party in Skyim's "Diplomatic Immunity" quest. Regardless of what you say to Erikur, she ends up being sent to a dungeon, after being harassed by Erikur already. Even if the Dragonborn saves her, she'll still probably be chased by the Thalmor for the rest of her life or killed by a troll.
I mean, his favorite (presumably, especially if he's just hanging AS they're fighting) joint is getting destroyed AND THEN he gets thrown by a superhero
Far Cry 4, you can either make it so that when Pegan Min is gone the region is sent back to the 1200's where children are married off at early ages to increase the population or becomes a drug country employing children in the military as a loyalty tax. Either way, it's not good for the children.
Not purposely, unless that's what Ubisoft was going for. It's just that historically and in the cut scenes for your allies taking over, there seems to be a centerpoint around how these ideologies affect the children. Most likely to make people feel negative emotions towards said allies.
The point of FC4 is that in many third world countries, an eccentric strongman dictator isn't actually so bad, and is in fact usually the only thing keeping the place from turning into total shit. Iraq and Libya are two good real life examples of that.
I accidentally cast a mod added destruction spell that has the description "when this spell is cast, a cacophany of grief and agony follows". It was a ridiculously gigantic fireball. I think it was featured in one of Luke/Ellen's Skyrim mods vids with Kippers. Anyway, I also had a 'everyone can die' mod turned on, and I killed the entirety of Jarl Elisef's court. Broke the main questline, so I had to reload.
When you use soul tear on a bystander because you thought you had bend will equipped. I'm in this mode where I quick save even after I see the screen finish saying "autosaving".
Faelian's wife in Oblivion: if you go through the Dark Brotherhood quests, you speak to her to find out where her husband is in order to KILL HIM. She's also obviously madly in love with him, just sad and hurt by his skooma addiction. His death probably ruins her life
The original non-VGA version of Space Quest 1 did this at least once -- you could get through half the game before realizing that you needed to find the plans for the Star Generator on The Arcadia... before it blew up. It also never tells you that's what you need, or where it is. Okay, so that's not available on console, but it still sticks with me to this day.
Hero: a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities. Villain: a character whose evil actions or motives are important to the plot. Trevor Philips is by definition a villain.
Almost every Colossus from Shadow of the Colossus. While a few of them teeter towards the aggressive side, most of them are just out stretching their legs when a desperate, naive dude comes straight outta nowhere and inexplicably starts stABBING THEM IN THE HEAD
Yeah you walk up to a lion and expect it not to take the free meal? The colossi are powerful ancient but ultimately simple. That one happened to enjoy eating.
Warren from Life is Strange... "Oh boy! I can't wait to watch these movies with Max! I get that she's not interested in a romantic relationship with me, and that's cool! I just want to preserve our treasured friendship!" "Man, that storm is getting awfully close..."
I work at a bank, and the terror of someone finding out their account has been hacked is real. It's also the worst feeling when you think you've been hacked as well. That last one should be on a "top 10 times you as the hero, gave someone a heart attack for no reason"
Any random person: Prototype and Prototype 2! You COULD just jump, run and kill your way to safety when half the army is on your tail, or you could just bodysnatch that random civilian over there, who are just trying to get home to the family without getting infected or killed by a crazy military branch. On top of just killing a random civilian to get a disguise, you ALSO get the satisfaction of knowing that you leave no trace of the person you just murdered, meaning that there is little to no chance for the family to ever find out why daddy never came home from work...
I'd be very disappointed if Bibbo hadn't found a way to monetize those recurring superhero bar fights. Heck, he's probably live streaming them on twitch.
Can we talk about that stellar transition from GTA to Hitman though? Looked like you were turning into Franklin, then you’re up an elevator shaft and into the next segment. Well appreciated
I really wouldn't consider 47, Kratos or anyone from GTA "Heroes" Now if you'll excuse I'm gonna go play Gravity Rush and ignore the screams of random pedestrians that get caught up in my telekintetic power and hurtle off the edge into the abyss. Hey, I got a city to "save".
In Deus Ex you guys forgot to mention that even if you give Haas a job as a security officer he ends up going to Panchaea with Sariff and you can find him as one of the crazed zombie people on the way to rescue Sariff.
My brother once played watchdogs 2 and used the “street gang traitor” option to kill 2 random people in a gang shoot out just for fun, later he found out one of them adopted kids, while another was a supporter of the hacking group your in.
The train is on rails! What's the worst Mike could do? Never mind, I just heard that my water's been blocked by a London subway train stuck in the sewers.
Here's a suggestion. Game villains who lost the battle but won the war. It means even after losing an epic battle to the hero, the villain still accomplished what they sought out to do
Ah, Watch_Dogs, where the hero heroically liberates all that cash from every bank account there is, so he can heroically buy a new hat... or something.
Yeeeeeah, mass surveillance is creepy and all, but all things considered, I'm having a tough time buying any of the Watch_Dogs protagonists and allies as legitimate heroes, especially in 2.
I think I made my playthrough of Watch Dogs 1 so very much harder because I refused to take money from random civilians. In fact, I'm not sure I ever finished it...
Kratos didn’t like the captain because he was a bad leader and was looking to abandon ship and leave his sailors behind when he was eaten. Kratos was a spartan captain and in the new game talks about how important real leadership is (like how he always loved his companions throughout the game series, shown in god of war 2 when he unknowingly fights his second in command and comforts him as he dies). He didn’t kill him out of nowhere lol. Also the captain locked women in his quarters who were being killed by monsters and cowardly ran away.
Confession time, I keep accidentally killing innocent captives of the cult in Far Cry 5 because I'm too panicked to just hit the cultists. Then I feel bad even after I revive them. But not bad enough to take more time/hits in order to make sure I'm not shooting innocent people.
Yes...accidentally. That is what I will say at the inquest, definitely. It was entirely accidental that time I killed all 1 million people in the entirety of Montana.
Well, in Mass Effect 1 you are asked to save the people in the setalment, yet at the sametime kill the zombie guys, and oh wait both will be shooting or attacking you. So I kill both the monsters and the innocent people out of self defense.
In Fallout 4 when you're going around being the Silver Shroud for Kent, you pick up an optional objective to assassinate a woman named Shelley Tiller. For some reason I didn't connect that I picked the contract up from a bad guy, so it would probably be bad to go out of my way to kill her. Nick was not impressed, to say the least. Five hundred caps, though. Guess that's the value of a human life in the Commonwealth.
Bibo -- Seriously, sometimes you get the feeling the DC universe isn't even TRYING for reasonable names. XD I do feel bad for the guy, though. Must be rough having your bar as a fighting arena. Holy crap, though, Blanche certainly dishes it out just as well as she takes it! Good for her. I vote she become a secret unlockable character somewhere. XD
Well Kratos is a Spartan, it is speculated that when he first encounters the Captain, the latter flees in terror from the Hydra, leaving his crewmen behind at the mercy of the monster. This would most likely earn Kratos's contempt as any true Spartans despise cowardice and selfishness, thus purposely leaving the Captain to his own demise
@@mofo1188 Great, he saves some criminals from some other criminals and then turns an accountant into a criminal, real hero work there. Michael and Franklin are anti-villains while Trevor is just a flat out villain.
What about Crossbreed Priscilla, the optional Dark Souls boss. She wasn't just innocent, she was also waaaay off living in her own little world. which the player forcefully invades, proceeds to cut off her tail and brutally murders her. even after she peacefully asked us to leave. because human's are just the worst.
I'm still wondering if I'm going to kill her when I'll have the opportunity (yup, still not arrived there). I mean, she's cute and I don't really want to kill... Waaaaaaait, you said how many souls ?
I never played God of War, but the fact that the Captain kept appearing and kept getting effed by Kratos reminded me of Duccio, from the Ezio's trilogy of Assassin's Creed... Poor guy just managed to be in the wrong place and the wrong time every single time
You missed the Watch dogs skill that lets you call a SWAT team to arrest basically anyone. Most of the time they go quietly but if they resist to much SFPD will happily shoot them and leave
Left out everyone in every elder scrolls or fallout game when the player character has questionable morals. "who took everything that isn't nailed down?" "why is that guy running at me wielding a war ham-"
That's the magic of hacking bank accounts, If you do it right noone will ever notice. As an extended example a bank employee once opened a new account and when calculating the interest on the customers account scraped of whatever was behind the cent value. You can imagine how much money that makes after a few years.
Jasper Zanovich I remember one time in a programming class we were told that someone took advantage of a rounding error in a programming language to then deposit that error into another account
While it's a carry over joke from the cartoon there's also cabage guy from the avatar the last airbender games. Doesn't matter where he sets up his shop, a fight is always gonna destroy his cabbage cart.
I don’t think it counts as screwing them over, but when I drop the Chandelier on Novikov while he’s onstage I can’t help but feel like I’ve just given all the patrons either glass shards in their eyes or emotional trauma.
Going back to that train simulator game, all those poor commuters had their days ruined when you fell out of the train! It was the Christmas holidays too...
The boat captain is not the only one who got royally screwed by Kratos on his way. Just think of all those people he used to solve puzzles or decipher books he could not read.
Skyrim. After all, it's not like all the 'shouting that's making people nervous' isn't rag-dolling them through the fruit stand into a bar… possibly spilling someone's mug of ale and kicking a bar fight in the process.
Ha!!! that sushi one was funny. But having the option to ruin someone's life and doing it is the best, like in skyrim. After escaping Helgen and going to riverwood, you meet a dark elf who wants to... hug.. someone who is already in love with another person, finn, and finn loves her. So he gives you a fake note written by "finn" to which you give it to the woman that loves finn and it talks about how she'll be a stay at home mom and do cooking and laundry all day. She then despises finn, finn now losing a love interest and a friend, while the dark elf comes by to take her away. It is great
Pretty sure you're forced to betray some of the jarls no matter which side you take if you want to progress with the main quest line. Side with the Empire, and you're forced to betrays some of the Stormcloak-loyal jarls. Side with the Stormcloaks, and you're forced to overthrow several other jarls. Side with neither, and you'll be forced to negotiate jarls in and out of their positions at the Greybeards' table. We just can't please all the people all the time.
OK I have NEVER sided with either side, and I've gone through multiple times, the storm cloaks are a bunch of racist pigs (and I always play a khajiit or argonian) who's leader is a pawn in the thalmor plan and the imperials are a bunch of dimwitted slack jawed neanderthals who are the pillow princesses of the thalmor, who tell others who they can or cannot worship. Though i have entertained the idea of joining whichever group will knock that narcissistic troglodyte, jarl of falkreath, off his high horse. I don't remember where I was going with this.
@@sword7166 The Concordant was only being paid lip-service by the Empire until the Markarth Incident, at which point the Thalmor got directly involved.
We can't forget about all the galactic citizens from the mass effect games. Especially the workers from Zaeed's loyalty quest in ME2 if you don't save them
You can't even call him an anti-hero. i am not even sure you can call him a villain since he is more of a danger for the general public than an egomaniac with a plan.
john doe Actually it's Ellen, Luke, Andy, Mike, and James who have their lives ruined by Jane's experiments, the video mines are just a front for Jane's evil laboratory
+Patrick Kennedy I always thought that James was the mastermind behind all the subliminal mind-control experiments through the videos, and Jane was the enforcer... Like James is The Emperor and Jane is his Darth Vader! (Or would it be James is Snoke and Jane is Kylo, and it's only a matter of time before she overthrows him via Eldritch Blast?? 😱)
Palindrome James only has appeared in front of the camera one time, he is the foreman of the OX video mines, someone has to make sure Luke and Ellen don't escape the mines
What about that poor guy in Bibbo's bar? There he is, having a nice drink after a hard day's work and then BAM! Superman uses him as a projectile to hit Batman or someone. And he's never seen again!!!
Why did the Hitman not shoot him? Why exactly was the Sushi delivery guy a target?? He should have known when he saw his gun.He couldn't just safely get out of the elevator and run away from the guys.Him constantly talking and yelling didn't help.
Would love a list about bystanders you try to save everytime but can't...because videogames... Start of dragon age there's an inquisition soldier that gets blown up...one day i will get there soon enough to save him...
Your spouse and child in Skyrim. One of the great legacy's of the Dragonborn on top of all the heroic stuff will be that of legendarily bad parent and spouse. One who shows up maybe once a month to collect money, a meal, some stuff from the house, before trotting off for another month to spend most of their time with someone they describe as a, "Companion." Yeah, no, sounds like one big happy family.
Or just the kids you "rescued" from the orphanage. They start off being bullied by Grelod the kind, then witness a horrific murder along with the mental anguish of having someone they wished dead die in front of them. Then, just when things were looking up... you adopt one or two, take them away from all their friends, put them in Whiterun just in time for the stormcloaks to assault it and then abandon them in their house all alone for months on end while you and your husband go out adventuring.
charimonfanboy I closed the door behind me when I killed Grelod, and my kids are living in my nice manor by the lake with my wife Lydia.
The kids are scripted to see it and cheer even if you stealth kill Grelog. But it is true, Hearthfire makes it better, now my steward, bard and carriage driver can look after the kids while hubby Farkas and I go adventuring and forget all about them.
Dom Locke with some "special" mods you can do more *wink wink nudge nudge*
So basically the life of nobility
Love how Kratos feels actual respect and trickles of remorse for the dead ship captain in the newest god of war. Shows how much he’s changed.
What about all those people in Hitman who woke up naked in a cupboard with a corpse and had to explain themselves to the police?
They are still alive.
Steve Diament Doesn't mean their lives aren't ruined
+Genocidal Santa true, but in comparison in to the guy who killed they were lucky.
@@stevediament1448 Are they?
Depending on the person's location, age, race, and criminal record, they're spending the rest of their life in a terrible maximum security prison, or worse.
A quick death might actually be luckier.
The Prototype series: literally anyone and everyone.
Assasins
What about times self sacrifice in games was mandatory for us, but logically stupid and unnecessary?
Prince Teclis Fallout 3. Worst ending ever.
That’s a great idea 💡
+FJparasite Moreira Especially since you can neither sent in the radiation immun supermutant nor shield yourself with a radiation suit.
Jasper Zanovich not even the ghoul companion or the robot companion
Prince Teclis The following sacrifice wasnt stupid. It was necessary. You were a dead man walking anyway.
Assassins creed, walk through a crowd and steal EVERYONE'S money
I was never that poor to do that (in game)
@@om5621 neither was I but I still did it
@@brianisgett1095 when ll you have to do is hold down a button, I don't see why you wouldnt
@@om5621 (in game)
@@KaiMCGRPS because I am that poor out of the game 😔
Anyone else reminded of the “My cabbages!” gag for Avatar?
MY CABBAGEEEEES
"My Cabbage Corp!"
Time to ruin your day:
"Little soldier boy, come marching home..."
James Bernadette if that’s from the scene I think it’s from, not cool.
One of the, if not the saddest moment in the series :( No amount of cabbage gags will stop me from crying just thinking about the sad tune in Iroh's voice...
"Don't get on the bad side of kratos"
Implying he has a good side?
I was thinking that the poor sea captain would've been better off on the Titanic. Both before and after the sinking.
Bibbo's patrons don't seem that bothered by the ruckus. In fact, I bet Bibbo makes a fortune with that sales pitch: "Come to Bibbo's Ace O'Clubs - Featuring: Celebrity Appearances, Daily Live *Super* Heavyweight Fights, and (occasionally) Open-air Drinking!"
If Bibbo is smart, he'd always be cashing in some insurance claims! Surely superhero coverage exists in these worlds.
The premiums would be through the no longer existing roof. Construction and repair work would be where the money is.
I imagine DC universe insurers won't cover 'acts of superheroes and supervillains', just like they don't 'acts of god'.
If Bibbo was smart, he'd move to Star City, open up a bar there. Deadshot killed all the villains in town after his daughter and her mum moved there. It'd be great, until Deadshot's daughter turns 18, starts going out with friends, and Deadshot kills every bartender in the city who serves her.
Actually, scratch that. It turns out everyone in the DC universe is screwed.
Well I'm sold! Might be worth the weeks in a hospital after being used as a weapon in those super heavyweight fights.
Star City is in the US of A. Legal drinking age there is 21 not 18.
I'm more worried about Deadshot killing all the guys to keep them from dating his daughter.
I would hardly call the main characters of the GTA games “heroes” lol
Especially Trevor
Protagonist
also kratos
It’s part of why I don’t care for the games
@@resplndnt I’m not really a fan of GTA either. But for different reasons
What about literally every homeowner in an RPG? They always get screwed over by the protagonist breaking into their homes, and stealing their stuff. One example I can think of is from Final Fantasy IX where if you enter a home in the beginning of the game, you find a stash of Gil labeled as "Grandma's life savings."
If I remember correctly in Final Fantasy VIII you could steal from an old man's retirement fund and in VII you could steal from a kid's secret stash.
Suikoden at least makes it plausible by having the player character be literal military and political creme de la creme
Oh, and break their pots too. Maybe there's a rupee inside.
Dont forget the countless times you can still thousands of in game currency from rpg inns that only cost 20 a night for your ENTIRE PARTY
Zidane's a thief, so granny should've kept her life savings more secure and out of the open
How about Star Wars: The Force Unleashed?
One moment you are a Droid, Jawa or an Ewok, just minding your own business... only to be hit by a stray Lightsaber, bolt of Force Lighting, thrown to death or to make matters worse... see your "rustic" home get destroyed just because some punk thought it'd be badass to pull a Star Destroyer out off the sky.
Look at it this way, he doesn't have to be an innocent stressed out delivery dude with unresolved family issues anymore
How bout that Elf serving drinks in Elenwen's Party in Skyim's "Diplomatic Immunity" quest.
Regardless of what you say to Erikur, she ends up being sent to a dungeon, after being harassed by Erikur already.
Even if the Dragonborn saves her, she'll still probably be chased by the Thalmor for the rest of her life or killed by a troll.
Bibo's got it bad, but not as bad as his bar patron who gets picked up by superman and thrown at green lantern as a weapon
And they even forgot to mention it in the video...poor guy
"I thought you had a no-killing rule!"
"Technically, _you_ killed him with your torso! Loophole!"
I'm giving this comment a thumbs up so they'll mention it in the commentators video.
That only applies to Bats.
I mean, his favorite (presumably, especially if he's just hanging AS they're fighting) joint is getting destroyed AND THEN he gets thrown by a superhero
Far Cry 4, you can either make it so that when Pegan Min is gone the region is sent back to the 1200's where children are married off at early ages to increase the population or becomes a drug country employing children in the military as a loyalty tax.
Either way, it's not good for the children.
🙍♀️...Not sure if this is supposed to be edgy offensive comedy
🤦🏾♀️
Not purposely, unless that's what Ubisoft was going for. It's just that historically and in the cut scenes for your allies taking over, there seems to be a centerpoint around how these ideologies affect the children. Most likely to make people feel negative emotions towards said allies.
The point of FC4 is that in many third world countries, an eccentric strongman dictator isn't actually so bad, and is in fact usually the only thing keeping the place from turning into total shit. Iraq and Libya are two good real life examples of that.
Good, I hate children, Let them suffer
T Alberto Barbossa this is the silliest thing you’ve typed. Iraq and Libya are better now that their dictators are dead.
Did you just suggest Trevor is a 'hero'? I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Hero is a very subjective term. Protagonist is a bit more objective.
He is the anti-hero :p
He's more of a hero than Kratos.
Both are assholes.
Scaitan no, they said "You, the hero." You.
Meanwhile at The FBI headquarters...
"whats the mater Greg?"
"She's onto us! We have to move now before it's too late!"
Any random NPC wandering in the woods in Skyrim when I use big area of effect spells. Seriously, it's like these things are DESIGNED to kill Talsgar.
I kill everytimes Npcs
I accidentally cast a mod added destruction spell that has the description "when this spell is cast, a cacophany of grief and agony follows". It was a ridiculously gigantic fireball. I think it was featured in one of Luke/Ellen's Skyrim mods vids with Kippers. Anyway, I also had a 'everyone can die' mod turned on, and I killed the entirety of Jarl Elisef's court. Broke the main questline, so I had to reload.
Or if you join the dark brotherhood you spoiler alert! Have to kill Naarfi or if you don’t join you do still show him his sister’s necklace. :/
I accidentally burned a guy to death when I forgot to change my shout back to unrelenting Force
When you use soul tear on a bystander because you thought you had bend will equipped. I'm in this mode where I quick save even after I see the screen finish saying "autosaving".
Faelian's wife in Oblivion: if you go through the Dark Brotherhood quests, you speak to her to find out where her husband is in order to KILL HIM. She's also obviously madly in love with him, just sad and hurt by his skooma addiction. His death probably ruins her life
7 items you really wish you didn't drop earlier when you thought they were useless
Nolan Peters Amazing idea!
@罗钧义 try saying what game is that from, duchebag!
The original non-VGA version of Space Quest 1 did this at least once -- you could get through half the game before realizing that you needed to find the plans for the Star Generator on The Arcadia... before it blew up. It also never tells you that's what you need, or where it is. Okay, so that's not available on console, but it still sticks with me to this day.
The first time I played Skyrim I went to bleak falls barrow before whiterun I never got the dragonstone so I had to walk all the way back to get it
Certain clothes you need to unlock a demon door in fable 2. (That happened to me today) :)
Hero: a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.
Villain: a character whose evil actions or motives are important to the plot.
Trevor Philips is by definition a villain.
@ if only you have a neighboor like Trevor
It's funny how the villain definition also works for the Boss in saints row
Almost every Colossus from Shadow of the Colossus. While a few of them teeter towards the aggressive side, most of them are just out stretching their legs when a desperate, naive dude comes straight outta nowhere and inexplicably starts stABBING THEM IN THE HEAD
daafaev15 Lmaooooo
"Aw, look, it's a tourist! I thought they all went home after the lake dried out. Hi little guy! ...Aw, he's climbing on me, how adorabAUGH!"
Except for Dirge. He tries to eat you right away, without even knowing of the other Colossi deaths.
I wouldn't say Wander was naive, after all, he got what he wanted. He didn't care at what price
Yeah you walk up to a lion and expect it not to take the free meal? The colossi are powerful ancient but ultimately simple. That one happened to enjoy eating.
Ah, you forgot the other people whose lives were ruined by Agent 47 - the elevator clean up crew
This video should have been called: 7 Innocent Bystanders Who Were Screwed Over By You, The "Hero" (notice the quotation marks.)
agree a lot about those quotes!
The last part with Jane is on point. Every joke on fire, great game and the acting of Jane. Awesome.
Warren from Life is Strange...
"Oh boy! I can't wait to watch these movies with Max! I get that she's not interested in a romantic relationship with me, and that's cool! I just want to preserve our treasured friendship!"
"Man, that storm is getting awfully close..."
You can extend that to almost everyone in Arcadia Bay.
Granted I still challenge the claim that the storm was caused by timedickery.
Max actually did get visions of it before even engaging in timedickery so there's that.
Bailey Alexis Snow. I liked Warren. I honestly tried so hard to make his arc as good as possible.
I agree 100% lmao
No, that dude deserved all of that.
"hi greg!" wonder how many agents freaked out at that one XD
Only 7? You guys give us way too much credit.
But that's the number one thing we think when playing a new game! 'How can I ruin as many NPCs lives as possible?'
I work at a bank, and the terror of someone finding out their account has been hacked is real. It's also the worst feeling when you think you've been hacked as well. That last one should be on a "top 10 times you as the hero, gave someone a heart attack for no reason"
Any random person: Prototype and Prototype 2!
You COULD just jump, run and kill your way to safety when half the army is on your tail, or you could just bodysnatch that random civilian over there, who are just trying to get home to the family without getting infected or killed by a crazy military branch.
On top of just killing a random civilian to get a disguise, you ALSO get the satisfaction of knowing that you leave no trace of the person you just murdered, meaning that there is little to no chance for the family to ever find out why daddy never came home from work...
My man im just happy you know that prototype is
Never heard of this game but now I want to play it
"You told me that was ketchup" jane: "yeah well you got a free hamburger so quit complaining" 😂😂😂 you guys are best thank you your vids make my day
AJ F I totally agree
What was the hamburger made out of tho......
Holy cow Blanche, what a woman!! Please let her be a playable character soon haha
Nina Wilson If Mocap and Meat can become characters, I see no reason for Blanche not to become a playable character as well.
Blanche>>>Mocap and Meat
Nina Wilson As a counterpart to Dr Boskonovitch? =P
Definitely lmao haha
blanche the lady shao kahn hired to get groceries.
*blanche punches raiden to death*
kensei:"do you need a moment"
Remember in Skyrim when you have to capture a dragon and a guard scripturally gets taken by a dragon like a hawk snatching an unfortunate mouse.
Angel Barrera LMFAOOOOO OMG
Oh the memories, good times really.😊
Or when you capture the dragon and then let the court wizard give said dragon a prostate exam if keep talking to the wizard
"And two massive swords" *cuts to Kratos punching a guy with his massive fists*
I'd be very disappointed if Bibbo hadn't found a way to monetize those recurring superhero bar fights. Heck, he's probably live streaming them on twitch.
Can we talk about that stellar transition from GTA to Hitman though? Looked like you were turning into Franklin, then you’re up an elevator shaft and into the next segment. Well appreciated
I really wouldn't consider 47, Kratos or anyone from GTA "Heroes"
Now if you'll excuse I'm gonna go play Gravity Rush and ignore the screams of random pedestrians that get caught up in my telekintetic power and hurtle off the edge into the abyss. Hey, I got a city to "save".
I just want to speak my appreciation of the transition from GTA to Hitman. Very smooth.
That's creepy. My name is Greg. And I USED to work for the government. Creeeeepy. Hi Jane.
Sabjorn from Skyrim, poor guy just wanted to sell mead.
Don’t forget all the people you sacrificed to Daedric princes in Skyrim.
You mean Lydia?
Eh, that one in the Azura quest deserves it
i dont think nazeem is innocent(before people go you cant have nazeem as a follower i use mods including the one that let anyone become a follower)
In Deus Ex you guys forgot to mention that even if you give Haas a job as a security officer he ends up going to Panchaea with Sariff and you can find him as one of the crazed zombie people on the way to rescue Sariff.
Pretty much ANYONE in Hitman can be screwed over by Agent 47.
*See: Patient Zero in Hokkaido, MIKE.*
It was a mercy spree!
My brother once played watchdogs 2 and used the “street gang traitor” option to kill 2 random people in a gang shoot out just for fun, later he found out one of them adopted kids, while another was a supporter of the hacking group your in.
With no experience, Bibbo would still make a better train driver than Mike.
Adam McDDcM At least Bibbo was inside the train.
The train is on rails! What's the worst Mike could do?
Never mind, I just heard that my water's been blocked by a London subway train stuck in the sewers.
Adam McDDcM I
Here's a suggestion. Game villains who lost the battle but won the war. It means even after losing an epic battle to the hero, the villain still accomplished what they sought out to do
Ah, Watch_Dogs, where the hero heroically liberates all that cash from every bank account there is, so he can heroically buy a new hat... or something.
Yeeeeeah, mass surveillance is creepy and all, but all things considered, I'm having a tough time buying any of the Watch_Dogs protagonists and allies as legitimate heroes, especially in 2.
It's just a gameplay mechanic. Canonically, they don't do that.
Gorbz Yeah, all that bullshit about breaking the barrier and he ruined many people life because lol hat or something
I think I made my playthrough of Watch Dogs 1 so very much harder because I refused to take money from random civilians. In fact, I'm not sure I ever finished it...
And to show independependence from a liar church
How about Enzo from the Bayonetta series? He gets basically enslaved and tormented throughout the series.
See now all I’m picturing is that elderly lady from Mortal Kombat X, poor old woman never stood a chance... RIP🤣
Rob Picken I literally jumped to the comments after seeing the list of games just to say this
Little old lady confirmed for secret character in the next mortal kombat.
Rob Picken
She can beat their faces in literally what are you talking about
I know right. If she can live in that harsh environment, I'm sure she can show these scrubs a thing or two.
Her name (AFAIK) is Blanche and she is a badass
Kratos didn’t like the captain because he was a bad leader and was looking to abandon ship and leave his sailors behind when he was eaten. Kratos was a spartan captain and in the new game talks about how important real leadership is (like how he always loved his companions throughout the game series, shown in god of war 2 when he unknowingly fights his second in command and comforts him as he dies). He didn’t kill him out of nowhere lol. Also the captain locked women in his quarters who were being killed by monsters and cowardly ran away.
Confession time, I keep accidentally killing innocent captives of the cult in Far Cry 5 because I'm too panicked to just hit the cultists. Then I feel bad even after I revive them. But not bad enough to take more time/hits in order to make sure I'm not shooting innocent people.
Yes...accidentally. That is what I will say at the inquest, definitely. It was entirely accidental that time I killed all 1 million people in the entirety of Montana.
A better alternative is you killing the hostages, then putting down your weapon and joining Eden's Gate
Well, in Mass Effect 1 you are asked to save the people in the setalment, yet at the sametime kill the zombie guys, and oh wait both will be shooting or attacking you. So I kill both the monsters and the innocent people out of self defense.
Economic use of grenades is key in that one.
I love whipping baseball bats at the innocent civilians. Those idiots never see it coming.
When Jane mentions the FBI watching on you and says "Hey Greg!", and my name's Greg. Omg!
In Fallout 4 when you're going around being the Silver Shroud for Kent, you pick up an optional objective to assassinate a woman named Shelley Tiller. For some reason I didn't connect that I picked the contract up from a bad guy, so it would probably be bad to go out of my way to kill her. Nick was not impressed, to say the least. Five hundred caps, though. Guess that's the value of a human life in the Commonwealth.
Also the scavengers you kill to complete the quest in which you help the robots in the giant flying ship
Bibo -- Seriously, sometimes you get the feeling the DC universe isn't even TRYING for reasonable names. XD I do feel bad for the guy, though. Must be rough having your bar as a fighting arena. Holy crap, though, Blanche certainly dishes it out just as well as she takes it! Good for her. I vote she become a secret unlockable character somewhere. XD
Hey, that sushi was in a sealed container! Probably totally blood free! ... probably.
Jane: “I’ve been told I need more iron in my diet”
I've heard, rich people enjoy the blood of the innocent. so no worries.
He was moving it around so much he was practically swing dancing with it.
Well Kratos is a Spartan, it is speculated that when he first encounters the Captain, the latter flees in terror from the Hydra, leaving his crewmen behind at the mercy of the monster. This would most likely earn Kratos's contempt as any true Spartans despise cowardice and selfishness, thus purposely leaving the Captain to his own demise
That makes a lot of sense.
Did you call Trevor a hero?
Un Necessary ikr
@@edwinsandra5904 anti hero
@@mofo1188 He's a straight out villain. He's just a villain protagonist.
@@theblasblas no he saved Michael and Franklin heaps plus don't forget he kinda saved Ron from his wife
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Great, he saves some criminals from some other criminals and then turns an accountant into a criminal, real hero work there.
Michael and Franklin are anti-villains while Trevor is just a flat out villain.
"ya think im just STOOPID! just STOOPID! That's what my mom would say STOOPID!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
What about Crossbreed Priscilla, the optional Dark Souls boss. She wasn't just innocent, she was also waaaay off living in her own little world. which the player forcefully invades, proceeds to cut off her tail and brutally murders her. even after she peacefully asked us to leave. because human's are just the worst.
Well that's optional and most people I know didn't bring themselves to kill her. No one on this list was optional
First name Last name Blanche was optional
I left her alone
Manish Ghosh I never swing my sword at her. Let the fluffy tail alone!
I'm still wondering if I'm going to kill her when I'll have the opportunity (yup, still not arrived there). I mean, she's cute and I don't really want to kill... Waaaaaaait, you said how many souls ?
I never played God of War, but the fact that the Captain kept appearing and kept getting effed by Kratos reminded me of Duccio, from the Ezio's trilogy of Assassin's Creed... Poor guy just managed to be in the wrong place and the wrong time every single time
You missed the Watch dogs skill that lets you call a SWAT team to arrest basically anyone. Most of the time they go quietly but if they resist to much SFPD will happily shoot them and leave
Left out everyone in every elder scrolls or fallout game when the player character has questionable morals. "who took everything that isn't nailed down?" "why is that guy running at me wielding a war ham-"
Someone steals 47$ from your Bank account in Watch Dogs 2.
Life.
Completely.
Ruined.
That's the magic of hacking bank accounts, If you do it right noone will ever notice.
As an extended example a bank employee once opened a new account and when calculating the interest on the customers account scraped of whatever was behind the cent value.
You can imagine how much money that makes after a few years.
It would be for me XD
Felix Maier Considering the absurd cost of living in San Fran, you better believe it is.
I mean, all they have to do is call the bank and they will get their money back, or at least that's what I tell myself.
Jasper Zanovich
I remember one time in a programming class we were told that someone took advantage of a rounding error in a programming language to then deposit that error into another account
That transition from the GTA clip to the next one was genius 👏🏼
I dunno, I'd feel quite confident investing in Krypton currency - I hear it's about to blow up...
Philip Hunn oh no XD
Too soon.
Nice
MuffinHunterX Too soon? The planet doesn't even exist. And even if it did, it disappeared around the time of the big bang.
ha *quagmire voice*
While it's a carry over joke from the cartoon there's also cabage guy from the avatar the last airbender games. Doesn't matter where he sets up his shop, a fight is always gonna destroy his cabbage cart.
the seven Toads you didn't save in Super Mario Bros if you used the warp zones
Or the kings in Super Mario 3 if you used the flute
Jesus, that Brutality! Are we sure Blanche isn't just old Ronda Rousy?
Has any regular marines ever survived going on a mission with Master Chief ? Being around that guy is a death sentence
To be fair might be even never give them a missile launcher or anything that goes boom.
"Space Pencils" is the name of my new band! They're a techno cover band staffed by accountants.
The entire human race, Darksiders.
Whoops my bad, I accidentally started the apocalypse ahead of schedule.
HEY! My chaos baby was not responsible for that. The over eager angel who needed to overcompensate was to blame.
I don’t think it counts as screwing them over, but when I drop the Chandelier on Novikov while he’s onstage I can’t help but feel like I’ve just given all the patrons either glass shards in their eyes or emotional trauma.
Says Kratos has two giant swords, proceeds to show a clip of Kratos punching with his gauntlets. :D
The guy who helped you sneak into the thalmor embassy in Skyrim. Need I say more?
I saved him.
Going back to that train simulator game, all those poor commuters had their days ruined when you fell out of the train! It was the Christmas holidays too...
Luke T Simmons I read that as rain at first not train, and I was thinking “what kind of game is that? Do you control the rain or something.”
Bibo: That's fine. Always thought about putting a window there, anyway.
So watchdog 2 you complain about being accused of crime then preform identity theft on your quest to prove your innocence?
The sushi is fine, it's got a plastic cover over it lol
The boat captain is not the only one who got royally screwed by Kratos on his way. Just think of all those people he used to solve puzzles or decipher books he could not read.
John O ́neil Or those who died when he killed the gods and brought the apocalypse.
Another comedy gold video from this channel
Skyrim. After all, it's not like all the 'shouting that's making people nervous' isn't rag-dolling them through the fruit stand into a bar… possibly spilling someone's mug of ale and kicking a bar fight in the process.
Christopher Rowland To be fair I got that for the one that makes me run real fast but still.
Ha!!! that sushi one was funny. But having the option to ruin someone's life and doing it is the best, like in skyrim. After escaping Helgen and going to riverwood, you meet a dark elf who wants to... hug.. someone who is already in love with another person, finn, and finn loves her. So he gives you a fake note written by "finn" to which you give it to the woman that loves finn and it talks about how she'll be a stay at home mom and do cooking and laundry all day. She then despises finn, finn now losing a love interest and a friend, while the dark elf comes by to take her away. It is great
I always felt bad bad about the jarls is Skyrim I betrayed. That's why I so often sided against the Stormcloaks. I couldn't betray my buddy Balgruf!
Pretty sure you're forced to betray some of the jarls no matter which side you take if you want to progress with the main quest line. Side with the Empire, and you're forced to betrays some of the Stormcloak-loyal jarls. Side with the Stormcloaks, and you're forced to overthrow several other jarls. Side with neither, and you'll be forced to negotiate jarls in and out of their positions at the Greybeards' table. We just can't please all the people all the time.
Kathy Aird I know, right? I mean, Stormcloaks I have some sympathy for your cause but come on... Me and Balgruff are tight!
OK I have NEVER sided with either side, and I've gone through multiple times, the storm cloaks are a bunch of racist pigs (and I always play a khajiit or argonian) who's leader is a pawn in the thalmor plan and the imperials are a bunch of dimwitted slack jawed neanderthals who are the pillow princesses of the thalmor, who tell others who they can or cannot worship. Though i have entertained the idea of joining whichever group will knock that narcissistic troglodyte, jarl of falkreath, off his high horse. I don't remember where I was going with this.
werelady The empire only started messing with religious freedom when the thalmor forced them into the concordat, so I think that's a bit harsh
@@sword7166 The Concordant was only being paid lip-service by the Empire until the Markarth Incident, at which point the Thalmor got directly involved.
Killing Nilsine Shatter-shield to avenge Muiri also leads to the twins' mother ending her own life. Class act, that Dragonborn.
Innocent bystanders in Watch Dogs 2
You can literally set the police to arrest them or set a gang to kill them
We can't forget about all the galactic citizens from the mass effect games. Especially the workers from Zaeed's loyalty quest in ME2 if you don't save them
What about prototype? That game is all about casually eating the civilian population.
Those citizens are assholes. James reasons for killing them are justified
You told me that was ketchup
Yea well u got a free burger
Best line ever
I wouldn't really call Trevor a "hero"... That would be like calling Andy a Hitman extra-ordinaire.
You can't even call him an anti-hero.
i am not even sure you can call him a villain since he is more of a danger for the general public than an egomaniac with a plan.
How about "Protagonist" then?
Raging psychopath?
The only person that could at all be a hero in that game is Franklin
But Kratos being a hero is fine?
What about luke and ellen whose lives were ruined by the madmen and woman in charge of outsidexbox
john doe Actually it's Ellen, Luke, Andy, Mike, and James who have their lives ruined by Jane's experiments, the video mines are just a front for Jane's evil laboratory
john doe top 10 anime betrayals
+Patrick Kennedy I always thought that James was the mastermind behind all the subliminal mind-control experiments through the videos, and Jane was the enforcer... Like James is The Emperor and Jane is his Darth Vader! (Or would it be James is Snoke and Jane is Kylo, and it's only a matter of time before she overthrows him via Eldritch Blast?? 😱)
Palindrome James only has appeared in front of the camera one time, he is the foreman of the OX video mines, someone has to make sure Luke and Ellen don't escape the mines
What about that poor guy in Bibbo's bar?
There he is, having a nice drink after a hard day's work and then BAM! Superman uses him as a projectile to hit Batman or someone. And he's never seen again!!!
Truth be told the postman in Hitman : Blood Money is a more flagrant collateral damage than sushi guy...
It's the sushi delivery guy's own fault. He should have known that something fishy was up.
LemonZeppelin Ayyyyyyyyyyy
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Why did the Hitman not shoot him? Why exactly was the Sushi delivery guy a target?? He should have known when he saw his gun.He couldn't just safely get out of the elevator and run away from the guys.Him constantly talking and yelling didn't help.
A responsible business owner like Bibbo undoubtedly has insurance to cover property damage and loss of income.
Would love a list about bystanders you try to save everytime but can't...because videogames...
Start of dragon age there's an inquisition soldier that gets blown up...one day i will get there soon enough to save him...
Jack Frost yes... rogirik? Rorik? Something like that... but he let ulric go and i'm pro empire so *gestures
"...The FBI dude watching you watch this youtube video. Hi, Greg!"
Me: Oh shit, they know too much.
Could we have a video on "Silliest character names that everyone in the game just went along with"? (I'm looking at you, Illusive Man.)
Hey, TIM sounds like a perfectly normal name.
These are fantastic and I have SO MANY to catch up on 😁😁😁