13 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: The Return

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  • @moonlightwolf
    @moonlightwolf 7 років тому +4040

    Not really an achievement, but if you kill too many sims in the Sims 3, the game reminds you that it is a life simulation game.

  • @zapdragon5942
    @zapdragon5942 5 років тому +2160

    The description of "You... Monster!" is even better:
    "Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go"

  • @Crisjola
    @Crisjola 4 роки тому +542

    I remember accidentally triggering "Tears of Shame" because the wild-dog I had had died but was also in a mess of other wild dogs and I was just going around looting, hadn't realized I'd lost my pet, and accidentally popped the Steam achievement. >.

    • @lemonpie9633
      @lemonpie9633 4 роки тому +18

      Cris Michel that is such a B R U H moment

    • @shaun2566
      @shaun2566 4 роки тому +8

      Cris Michel I killed my rare tame hoping to get the skin I needed it was a black dhole though so I don’t feel bad

    • @Chara_Dreemurr999
      @Chara_Dreemurr999 4 роки тому +2

      Nooooeeee

    • @Chara_Dreemurr999
      @Chara_Dreemurr999 4 роки тому +4

      @@shaun2566 it’s an animal?! How could u!?

    • @AHHHHHHHH21
      @AHHHHHHHH21 3 роки тому +6

      @@Chara_Dreemurr999 it's far cry primal, animal cruelty is almost the point of the game!

  • @Maedroth
    @Maedroth 7 років тому +470

    As someone who hasn't played Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, when it came up and said wishing well, I assumed you had to just dump the sick guy down a well.

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 2 роки тому +8

      Well, if the theory of the host was correct, it'd at least solve that ravenous thirst of his! Bottoms up gramps : )

    • @pacplay926
      @pacplay926 Рік тому

      Me too

  • @Stelios300X
    @Stelios300X 7 років тому +3592

    Jane did all of these things without knowing she'd get achievements for it.

  • @Bobby-ii5hg
    @Bobby-ii5hg 4 роки тому +251

    When I saw Red Dead Redemption I tough it was going to be the "Dastardly" Achievement
    Lasso and hogtie a woman, and then transport her to a traintrack, leave her there and watch as the passing train kills her

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 4 роки тому +31

      Bobby I believe that was in the original Evil achievements video they did ages ago (like 6 years ago now).

    • @Mothzerella
      @Mothzerella 4 роки тому +9

      I did that once.......I was a weird kid

    • @MxDemeanor
      @MxDemeanor 3 роки тому +4

      *Laughs in evile*

    • @akirathewildcard9625
      @akirathewildcard9625 3 роки тому +7

      @@Mothzerella oh no your weren't weird you were
      Dastardly

    • @Mothzerella
      @Mothzerella 3 роки тому +2

      @@akirathewildcard9625 Pfft- Good one :]

  • @canukforce
    @canukforce 7 років тому +766

    Either shooting the buffalo riffle in the air was giving the dead buffalo a 21 gun salute, or you doubling down and trying to shoot their souls as they go to heaven.

    • @danohara949
      @danohara949 5 років тому +23

      ( shooting birds)

    • @fireflyserenity31
      @fireflyserenity31 5 років тому +40

      @@danohara949 sky buffalo

    • @TalonStormCrow
      @TalonStormCrow 5 років тому +37

      How else do we get buffalo wings?

    • @LadyElvan
      @LadyElvan 5 років тому +23

      "Buffalos don't have wings!" "Thanks to people like you, dad!" (Anyone else old enough to remember this commercial? :) )

    • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
      @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 4 роки тому +6

      Alright, that made me laugh. Take this Like and have a great day.

  • @Slyzr332
    @Slyzr332 7 років тому +1787

    Trevor is pretty straightforward:
    I wasn't counting cards,I was cheating

    • @agamingnow8404
      @agamingnow8404 6 років тому +10

      Jeremy Teo now you have even likes

    • @kaydon9740
      @kaydon9740 6 років тому +4

      Agaming now now he doesn't

    • @EFB57
      @EFB57 6 років тому +5

      15:54 Perhaps the TV trope applies here as well.

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 6 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @jevonjackson4236
      @jevonjackson4236 6 років тому +7

      In fairness Trevor is being Trevor just saying.

  • @trickytreyperfected1482
    @trickytreyperfected1482 5 років тому +770

    Outsidexbox: "You Monster, from Slime Rancher"
    Me: "This one sounds familiar."
    Outsidexbox: *Mentions the Chickadoos*
    Me: "Oh..." *sweating intensifies*

  • @minigod2751
    @minigod2751 6 років тому +427

    "what would your dad say?
    *Cough* probably... Cuz he's sick"
    I think I might actually love Jane lmao

  • @domlivesey9055
    @domlivesey9055 7 років тому +2030

    It's not an achievement but in Rainbow Six Siege if you down a hostage in terrorist hunt enough times it will stop saying friendly fire and start saying "you monster"

  • @jazzanarchy
    @jazzanarchy 3 роки тому +142

    “What would your dad say?
    *cough* “Probably.”
    “Because he’s sick.”
    Jane is savage.

  • @noneya5865
    @noneya5865 7 років тому +459

    I like how you could get the wallet back after pushing the guy into the woodchipper

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +22

      Well, you didn't push the WALLET in. :p

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 4 роки тому +732

    Cookie clicker’s “just wrong” achievement. You get it by selling a grandma.

  • @rachelsyrup
    @rachelsyrup 6 років тому +114

    I wish *I* could tame a wolf by walking up to it and going "shh, shh".

  • @originallmoney9099
    @originallmoney9099 7 років тому +1389

    Hmm...Lucius puts people in woodchippers, Jane puts people in woodchippers in Hitman. Somehow, I don't think this is a coincidence. Jane, do you have a long-lost brother we're not aware of?

    • @pairot01
      @pairot01 7 років тому +47

      She got some daddy issues :P

    • @Tism_Stang
      @Tism_Stang 7 років тому +28

      I think Jane is Lucius

    • @nerdherder9340
      @nerdherder9340 7 років тому +7

      And his father is satan

    • @thehulkster9434
      @thehulkster9434 7 років тому +68

      She did say "thanks Dad" when talking about being evil because of being a child of Satan.

    • @MineSlimeTV
      @MineSlimeTV 7 років тому +8

      "well he didint actualy put it inside the woodchipper
      as i saw a big downside from Lucius to Lucius 2
      seriously if you look at the video the body dosent even go inside the wood chipper in that ocasion

  • @bennice6811
    @bennice6811 7 років тому +397

    I actually got the "what is wrong with you?!" Achievement completely by accident. I was playing a mission and was being swamped with enemy carriages and found that killing the horses was an easier and faster way of getting rid of them.

    • @aeringothyk5445
      @aeringothyk5445 7 років тому +50

      That’s intentional horse murder. Not an accident.

    • @zonamaster4763
      @zonamaster4763 6 років тому +16

      as the achievement said, what is wrong with you?!

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 6 років тому +8

      what is wrong with killing horses ? it's not like we need horses anymore since we have good old gasoline .

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 6 років тому +7

      Antonio Brother they also have give us food. you know, meat

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 6 років тому +4

      VeziusTheThird yeah . i never had horse, though .

  • @clubbasher32
    @clubbasher32 5 років тому +111

    This channel is just unlimited content for me to stress/lonely watch. Thank you.

  • @hyliandoctor
    @hyliandoctor 7 років тому +646

    *clicks on video about evil achievements*
    *gets Red Cross ad*

    • @bankutibence2688
      @bankutibence2688 7 років тому +3

      LOL!

    • @notequalok7143
      @notequalok7143 7 років тому

      Gandalf Becan ha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    • @hyliandoctor
      @hyliandoctor 7 років тому

      dabman1474 blah why, yes; how did you know?

    • @NeoAya
      @NeoAya 7 років тому +23

      To get the Total Dick achievement, you have to copyright a red cross, a basic geometrical shape

    • @YourMom-xi1vc
      @YourMom-xi1vc 6 років тому

      Same hahahahahha!

  • @hmsgreat
    @hmsgreat 7 років тому +261

    teach a man to fish and he'll get pushed into the water by a bored assassin

    • @patrikhjorth3291
      @patrikhjorth3291 7 років тому +32

      hmsgreat Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 7 років тому +5

      Patrik Hjorth course
      it'd only be about a minute

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 7 років тому +6

      Patrik Hjorth Is that a Terry Pratchett qoute?

    • @patrikhjorth3291
      @patrikhjorth3291 7 років тому +1

      Prince Teclis I really have no idea where I picked it up, but it's possible.

  • @wesomesaucer
    @wesomesaucer 4 роки тому +62

    What about duck seasons “stone cold killer”
    When in the shooting section, theirs a baby duck on the right.
    Shoot it, and you get the achievement.

  • @marvelouschester4104
    @marvelouschester4104 7 років тому +892

    I can't wait for "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Origins"

    • @weebweeb3516
      @weebweeb3516 7 років тому +57

      Marvelous Chester don't forget the 4th installment, "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Retribution"

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 років тому +53

      "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Reloaded"

    • @weebweeb3516
      @weebweeb3516 7 років тому +61

      Okay so now we have a timeline
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: The Return
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Origins
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Retribution
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Reloaded
      now we need to do 2, 3, and then Brotherhood.
      SOON THIS FRANCHISE SHALL REACH A STRANGE AMOUNT OF SEQUELS AND NAMES AKIN TO BATTLEFIELD AND ASSASSIN'S CREED!

    • @gezblair
      @gezblair 7 років тому +28

      Cod Sworth don't forget the reboot

    • @Reids0me
      @Reids0me 7 років тому +28

      Don't forget the deluxe edition, and the ultimate edition which is just all of them in one video.

  • @uswhockey972
    @uswhockey972 7 років тому +241

    That video was the first to get me into watching youtubers, OxBox is a gateway drug!

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 років тому +2

      MAKE IT ILLEGAL!

    • @pahman3070
      @pahman3070 7 років тому +4

      Some Guy are you the same Some Guy who watches Nerdcubed and Many A True Nerd?

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 років тому +1

      No, you're thinking of That Guy, my brother.
      I kid. Yes, I am. Anything important you needed to tell me or just noticing that I like British UA-camrs?

  • @ChatookaMusic
    @ChatookaMusic 4 роки тому +51

    Number 6 reminds me of the time my uncle was first playing one of the earlier AC games and I was sitting behind him every time he ran by a horse saying "killlll the hooorrrrssssse" in a whispery voice

  • @leon6kennedy
    @leon6kennedy 7 років тому +793

    18:46 my new profile pic on literally everything. starting with UA-cam

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 7 років тому +99

      The Re - Return This is probably the funniest thing I've read today. I'm glad you followed up. I really hope he sees this.

    • @ChillCube6277
      @ChillCube6277 7 років тому +32

      The Re - Return My hero

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 7 років тому +16

      The Re - Return or a screensaver

    • @elcolto2320
      @elcolto2320 7 років тому +1

      Same

    • @commenter7867
      @commenter7867 7 років тому +7

      Tbh its way to blurry to see his face. Use photoshop and increase the resolution

  • @Axl4325
    @Axl4325 7 років тому +595

    Not an achievement but just a really bad thing, in Fallout New Vegas there is a quest called "come fly with me" where to clear a facility from ghouls you have to help them to get to space, they want to go to space because they don't like the discrimination towards ghouls on earth and because they believe in a far away land for them, but you can sabotage the project by helping them do everything except that in the moment of the launch you change the coordination systems so they crash into each other and die, they just wanted to live without discrimination and you kill them, in ghoul culture that's considered a dick move

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 7 років тому +22

      Axl4325 Puh-LEEZE tell me the last part of that comment is a Rick and Morty reference! :D

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 7 років тому +21

      Japanese Brony hell yeah it is friend

    • @DouchebagDex
      @DouchebagDex 7 років тому +24

      in human culture it's considered fun :D

    • @dang_cats
      @dang_cats 7 років тому +5

      They die regardless so 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @DarkRobotics
      @DarkRobotics 7 років тому +9

      Axl4325 ghoul lives matter.

  • @Sackle19
    @Sackle19 5 років тому +183

    Oi. You’re calling us monsters for getting at least one of these achievements.
    But wait- You had to play ALL 13 games and get those achievements to show us what monsters we are!
    Who’s the monster now, M8?

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 роки тому +6

      Or they found footage online

    • @Janepringles
      @Janepringles 4 роки тому +3

      @@SpairM true

  • @mohammedalgthamy9563
    @mohammedalgthamy9563 7 років тому +794

    i wasn't counting cards
    i was cheating
    Trevor Phillips

    • @lillildipsy49
      @lillildipsy49 7 років тому +12

      Mohammed Algthamy i actually found this as he said that

    • @NolePTR
      @NolePTR 7 років тому +2

      I swear to god that was Rick from Rick and Morty.

    • @lillildipsy49
      @lillildipsy49 7 років тому +1

      Capt sun how am I a liar?

    • @LonyDude
      @LonyDude 7 років тому +1

      Mohammed Algthamy I

    • @kuznetsovaj8795
      @kuznetsovaj8795 7 років тому

      Mohammed Algthamy lol when I was reading this comment Trevor was saying this line

  • @Lolpy.
    @Lolpy. 7 років тому +388

    I got that Friday the 13th achievement by accident the funny thing is I saw one of the guys alive on the side of the road and I WAS going to stop for him but then I saw Jason appear and I just drove away
    Am I a bad person?

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 6 років тому +54

      No, he was already screwed. Running away was the obvious move at that point.

    • @rashaadsreign
      @rashaadsreign 6 років тому +35

      One man's escape is another one's death. Which is Friday the 13th in a Nutshell 😂

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 6 років тому +34

      A supernatural serial killer is on the loose. It’s every man or woman for themselves in my book, unless you can save them without putting yourself at risk. If he’s RIGHT THERE there really isn’t anything you could do anyway, lol.

    • @numaandhavoctv
      @numaandhavoctv 6 років тому +40

      "HEY LOOK A GUY!"
      *jason appears*
      "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

    • @jevonjackson4236
      @jevonjackson4236 6 років тому +15

      I don't blame you i see Jason i will runaway like the greatest coward in history. Side note it's better to runaway like a little girl than getting killed by Jason just saying

  • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
    @ZeldaTheSwordsman 5 років тому +39

    That last one... _Some_ devs would throw in Jason rising ominously in the backseat, but evidently not the ones behind this game

    • @deadersurvival4716
      @deadersurvival4716 3 роки тому +4

      To be fair, they had already made the game so unbalanced in Jason's favor that they didn't expect anyone to get in the car.

    • @AiginSongbird426
      @AiginSongbird426 3 роки тому +2

      That happens in Clock Tower

    • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
      @ZeldaTheSwordsman 3 роки тому +2

      @@AiginSongbird426 Funnily enough, that's what I was thinking of

  • @TwisteDxBoi
    @TwisteDxBoi 7 років тому +803

    I actually got the AC Syndicate trophy by accident, or rather by killing the horses of pursuing enemy carriages and not purposely killing them for the trophy. Extremely effective when chased by them. Just sayin'

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +32

      Such strategy! :D I've always found it amusing when acheivements like this actually have a valid use.

    • @nademhijaze9931
      @nademhijaze9931 6 років тому +3

      Why he fuck you lying

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 6 років тому +11

      Same here TwisteDxBoi, it was the most effective way of dealing with them plus it keeps the glue factory in business or all those orphaned children wouldn't have a job right!

    • @sierraholmes4882
      @sierraholmes4882 6 років тому +2

      TwisteDxBoi lol I’ve done it too!

    • @noahwattel4226
      @noahwattel4226 6 років тому +8

      Same actually got it on accident without knowing it existed I was just shooting horses because I was surprised at how much bullets it took. IN THE HEAD.

  • @jesseolson109
    @jesseolson109 7 років тому +407

    So I totally thought "Heartless Bastards: The Return" was a new video game title.

    • @flyingplatypus6688
      @flyingplatypus6688 7 років тому +6

      Jesse Olson same xD

    • @effeffiagonalick5078
      @effeffiagonalick5078 7 років тому +7

      I'd play it. I'd play the hell out of it. For like ten minutes before I start feeling bad for killing virtual people, lol.

    • @avalynpoe4441
      @avalynpoe4441 7 років тому +2

      Inglourious Basterds sequel confirmed!

    • @papyruspapy5417
      @papyruspapy5417 7 років тому

      Jesse Olson lol me too

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 7 років тому

      It may happen someday, sounds like Bully 2, to me :p

  • @katfromthekong414
    @katfromthekong414 6 місяців тому +11

    Jane's what-would-your-dad-say joke is too good 😂

  • @battleframestudios8989
    @battleframestudios8989 7 років тому +197

    Throwing the girl's ball into the well the most inhumane thing I saw on this list. Not the wood chipper death.

    • @lillol4
      @lillol4 7 років тому +8

      Battle Frame Studios thank you for not saying that killing an animal was the most inhumane

    • @chibistanduserdio5034
      @chibistanduserdio5034 6 років тому +1

      Kon'nichiwa tomoya

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 6 років тому +6

      "Nooooo! Why would you do that, hero? What would your dad say?"
      *Cough,* probably.

    • @aspirationsDelineation
      @aspirationsDelineation 6 років тому +3

      I got that achievement trying to pass I back to the other brother.

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 5 років тому +1

      @@lillol4 Then I'm going to say it: killing an animal was the most despicable act on this list (not "inhumane" as that would imply "humane" as being a good thing despite the fact it has "human" in it, a species which frequently wages war on itself and often treats members of their own species with utter brutality).

  • @miraleeks
    @miraleeks 6 років тому +202

    “Oh my god! They treated the Martyr of Hecatonchires poorly!”
    “You bastards!”

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 6 років тому +5

      what everybody was thinking that achievement

    • @kalechipps
      @kalechipps 6 років тому +2

      Profile pic checks out

    • @alittlewoozy3187
      @alittlewoozy3187 6 років тому +2

      Ain’t nobody gonna escape.

    • @god2593
      @god2593 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah?

  • @grimreaper78945
    @grimreaper78945 5 років тому +63

    The entirety of Shadow of the Colossus.
    ‘Nuff said

    • @grimreaper78945
      @grimreaper78945 4 роки тому +2

      The fact that an achievement pops up immediately after you kill one.

    • @grimreaper78945
      @grimreaper78945 4 роки тому +1

      There’s another reason why you would feel bad for killing them but, it would spoil the end of the game so, I’d suggest you play it first to know what I mean.

  • @calebsimmons8539
    @calebsimmons8539 7 років тому +204

    wait did jane just say "thanks dad" to the devil... my suspicions are being proved

  • @mikesample3249
    @mikesample3249 7 років тому +343

    Bringing back my favorite list!

  • @sammyazari1675
    @sammyazari1675 5 років тому +30

    "between hitting harassers and killing horses I think templars might actually have a point" man that was awesome

  • @number4497
    @number4497 7 років тому +112

    It's been four years? Holy shit. Congrats you guys for staying awesome.

  • @violetsnow804
    @violetsnow804 7 років тому +75

    I got What is Wrong With You by accident, because in carriage chases, it's easier to just kill the horse then bother with the driver.

    • @OGVade
      @OGVade 7 років тому +3

      Violet Snow lmao same

    • @GoVocaloider
      @GoVocaloider 6 років тому +2

      I got it by accident too....because I can't aim. 😅

  • @caedes5728
    @caedes5728 5 років тому +60

    You missed the one called “plenty more fish” in shadow complex which you get for leaving your girlfriend to her fate by driving away. I did also get the “chicken kicker” achievement in one of the fable games for...well...

    • @goddessofrandom7184
      @goddessofrandom7184 4 роки тому +4

      Breaking their wings, legs and ribs and leaving them there for a week before stepping on it? And then kicking it to the road to get turned into roadkill? That sound evil enough for 'Chicken Kicker'?

    • @caedes5728
      @caedes5728 4 роки тому +3

      Goddess of RANDOM!!! That escalated quickly! 😂

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 4 роки тому +2

      I used to play Fable
      I don't remember which one
      It was a long time ago
      More than three years
      I kicked chickens just to kick them
      I already had the achievement

  • @TwicetheDicergaming
    @TwicetheDicergaming 7 років тому +171

    Ok I got the tears of shame one but only because I was trying to kill a sabertooth and my bear got in the way.
    Oh boy was that fun trying to find another one

    • @brewskie866
      @brewskie866 6 років тому +4

      Twice the Dicer gaming1675 just grab a mammoth and fuck everything up 😂

    • @StephenxTehxLefty
      @StephenxTehxLefty 6 років тому +3

      I think I used the badger.

  • @GuyWithAnAmazingHat
    @GuyWithAnAmazingHat 7 років тому +77

    People with the most animated eyebrows:
    1. Ethan Klein
    2. Emilia Clarke
    3. Jane Douglas

    • @daafaev15
      @daafaev15 7 років тому +7

      GuyWithAnAmazingHat eyebrows the internet looking for lists like this

  • @thewonkydonkeyleader
    @thewonkydonkeyleader 4 роки тому +12

    You have got to love it when it says "you have gotten an achievement" then "You...Monster"

  • @ibear2554
    @ibear2554 7 років тому +89

    I have to say. I love Ewoks, but seeing them punted is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think I laughed at Jane's heartless joke about her Dad because of humor bleed- over.

    • @The_One_In_Black
      @The_One_In_Black 7 років тому

      I don't get why people hate cannibal teddy bears that would have roasted and eaten most of the cast if not for Leia's mercy.

    • @dr.chaimsaw7841
      @dr.chaimsaw7841 7 років тому +1

      +Bill Silvia technically they aren't cannibals for eating humans considering they're a different species

    • @The_One_In_Black
      @The_One_In_Black 7 років тому

      Dr.Chaimsaw Fair point. I see the word get used in both ways so often it slipped out without thinking.

  • @jefflinton9851
    @jefflinton9851 7 років тому +84

    Tears of Shame achievement pops up, followed IMMEDIATELY by a Chevrolet ad. Love it.

    • @Mr_Spaghetti
      @Mr_Spaghetti 7 років тому +1

      Jeff Linton i don’t get it

    • @stevenmaloy8065
      @stevenmaloy8065 7 років тому

      Mr Spaghetti he’s saying if you

    • @stevenmaloy8065
      @stevenmaloy8065 7 років тому

      Mr Spaghetti buy a Chevrolet you should be crying tears of shame

    • @burgervendor8616
      @burgervendor8616 6 років тому +1

      Guess nobody has enough money to buy one...

  • @STEP6192
    @STEP6192 5 років тому +15

    12:30 Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL message.
    "Teach them how to fish, and they'll fish for themselves.
    Trow them on the ground and they'll.."

  • @BFedie518
    @BFedie518 7 років тому +258

    You're revisiting this list because you're playing Red Dead Redemption and trying to resist tying people to railroad tracks, aren't you?

    • @nohaxmeh576
      @nohaxmeh576 7 років тому +5

      Is that necessarily a bad thing? >:)

    • @BFedie518
      @BFedie518 7 років тому +4

      +Definitely Nisha
      Oh I have.

  • @elisabethtveitalea3414
    @elisabethtveitalea3414 7 років тому +824

    Hey, killing the horses was, although sad, really helpful during a carriage chase as it makes the carriage useless, and the horses are bigger and easier targets than the people. I'm not a monster Ok? I'm just an efficient player.
    Right guys?
    Guys?

    • @aaronchavez5335
      @aaronchavez5335 7 років тому +19

      It was my favorite way to do things. After I used a horse to get somewhere i'd always shoot it and cause a massive wreck.

    • @RafehhhA
      @RafehhhA 7 років тому

      Elisabeth Tveita Lea ok

    • @8xhosynth
      @8xhosynth 7 років тому

      Elisabeth Tveita Lea yeah

    • @danielcurtis2981
      @danielcurtis2981 7 років тому +16

      Whatever helps you sleep at night bud

    • @korn4283
      @korn4283 7 років тому

      LEGOLAND Lego land yaaaaaay

  • @LadyMiir
    @LadyMiir 3 роки тому +4

    I remember when the Endor DLC for Force Unleashed dropped. I was hanging out in a Star Wars chatroom at the time, and one guy came in to excitedly announce that you could dropkick Ewoks-- then the chatroom was suddenly emptied as everyone raced off to go dropkick Ewoks XD

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 Рік тому

      To be fair, the dropkicking animation is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

  • @ChuggerNugget
    @ChuggerNugget 7 років тому +64

    In Shadow of War, you get an achievement for beating your own orc until he cant take it anymore and he turns on you

  • @jon-michaelharris5840
    @jon-michaelharris5840 7 років тому +76

    Jane- "Thanks dad"
    I just think she is talking to the Devil

    • @TheNarrowBoatDungeonMaster
      @TheNarrowBoatDungeonMaster 7 років тому +13

      Jon-Michael Harris yeah well it's a bloody disgrace when your little brother gets his own game and tones of movies abs your relegated to a UA-cam channel.

    • @mattmorgan14
      @mattmorgan14 7 років тому +1

      Erin Panes who is her brother

    • @radicallus635
      @radicallus635 7 років тому +1

      Lucius. The son of Satan. (Not really, but it's for kicks and giggles.)

  • @monty609
    @monty609 4 роки тому +12

    I only got the “evil achievement” in Friday the 13th because the guy that helped me fixed the boat, didn’t want to escape with me and right when he said that, Jason teleported to us and we went separate ways.

  • @narcspector
    @narcspector 7 років тому +160

    "What the hell hero, what would your dad say?! *coughs* , probably." LOL

    • @SonicUmami
      @SonicUmami 7 років тому

      Bottomless Pit is your profile picture death grips ??

  • @GG-dt5hh
    @GG-dt5hh 7 років тому +1772

    So... in four years time, we can expect you guys to finally finish Shenmue?

    • @senan5555
      @senan5555 7 років тому +2

      UltimateGeek 121 I read that Shmule
      Like Boy in Striped Pyjamas

    • @nashdiy8570
      @nashdiy8570 7 років тому +27

      They're save was messed up. They will never finish it.

    • @ColdLazarus12
      @ColdLazarus12 7 років тому +22

      **Vader NOOOOOOO**

    • @blazingfire7517
      @blazingfire7517 7 років тому +22

      They should do that the same day Chugga uploads the last 2 Okami Trial Demon gates which should be the same day that MatPat uploads Doctor Who Part 3

    • @osedebame3522
      @osedebame3522 7 років тому +61

      The same day Half Life 3 comes out.

  • @FuryMcpurey
    @FuryMcpurey 3 роки тому +5

    I actually once got the Traitor Achievement in BBT. Me and my oldest brother were always killing each other in game because we both found it hilarious and all in good sport.

  • @MegaGouch
    @MegaGouch 7 років тому +207

    What about killing all the Bigfoot in Red Dead Redemption, Undead nightmare?
    When given the choice to kill or leave the final Bigfoot, I of course did the humane thing.....
    firebombed him.

    • @araccooninthedistance6817
      @araccooninthedistance6817 7 років тому +7

      MegaGouch i throwing knifed each of his limbs then blew him up

    • @josecardenas9021
      @josecardenas9021 5 років тому +2

      Props

    • @DVD-jw3ly
      @DVD-jw3ly 4 роки тому +1

      i placed the dynamite exactly and blew him into the water.

    • @Fritz_A.
      @Fritz_A. 2 роки тому

      I'm probably the only player who spared him

  • @KayDizzelVids
    @KayDizzelVids 7 років тому +53

    I always figured Trevor was the very uncommon alignment of Fucking Crazy.

  • @philippegauvin-vallee9371
    @philippegauvin-vallee9371 2 роки тому +6

    7:46 To be fair, it is (purposefully or not) the most effective (and spectacular) way to disable a pesky chasing carriage. More than once did I accidentally shoot the horse instead of the driver. No aimed shot, all quick shots.

  • @abramnanney1763
    @abramnanney1763 7 років тому +243

    Fun Fact: alligators actually hate the taste of human meat

    • @karlderkase479
      @karlderkase479 6 років тому +78

      Did ... a alligator tell you that ?

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 6 років тому +3

      But ryly tho

    • @recjr7685
      @recjr7685 6 років тому +39

      It's a mutual sentiment if true, alligator meat is disgusting.

    • @RealRabidRabbit
      @RealRabidRabbit 6 років тому +7

      Robert Chaffins But gator jerky is super good

    • @recjr7685
      @recjr7685 6 років тому +8

      Huh, I've never had it jerky style.
      Well, next hunting trip.

  • @cyndrift
    @cyndrift 7 років тому +66

    I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE DAY
    THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @CelticVictory
    @CelticVictory 3 роки тому +6

    I really wasn't expecting the murder of your new wolf friend. I thought they were going to use it to kill a human enemy.

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 7 років тому +297

    Murdering allies, kidnapping people, you know, I'm not too bothered tbh,.
    But killing pets, that's not gonna happen, I'm antisocial, not heartless

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 7 років тому +18

      More like I just hate people lol

    • @Lamorakc
      @Lamorakc 7 років тому +10

      Ryaquaza 1 There is scientific reason that people feel worse when seeing a dog die in media then a person.

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 7 років тому +1

      I think it’s upsetting regardless tbh

    • @Lamorakc
      @Lamorakc 7 років тому +1

      Ryaquaza 1 Yeah that's why I replied that.

    • @stevenmaloy8065
      @stevenmaloy8065 7 років тому +2

      Ryaquaza 1 kind same, for me it’s more I hate being around/talking to people

  • @kimmydim7778
    @kimmydim7778 7 років тому +945

    When someone kills a person in a game: Ha Lol
    When someone kills a animal in a game: Nuuuuu why would you do that!!!!!!!

    • @shermanatorbs7774
      @shermanatorbs7774 7 років тому +38

      IKR

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 6 років тому +42

      well the biggest threat to a human is the bullshit of other humans so it makes sense .

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 років тому +42

      You don't even have to kill it, just don't be nice to it and people freak out, lol

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 6 років тому +22

      astrological perfectly describes one of my friends when we used to play minecraft. I kill a horse, she shoves me into a lava pit

    • @TheLovelyAviZone
      @TheLovelyAviZone 6 років тому +3

      So true

  • @neromauritzen8917
    @neromauritzen8917 6 років тому +25

    *Me aproaches wolf*
    "Shhhh!"
    *Me gets eaten alive*

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k 4 роки тому +5

      Gotta say shhhh twice

  • @DoyBarcenal
    @DoyBarcenal 7 років тому +412

    Guy: Kicking a bunch of teddy bears into space.
    Me: *Insert team rocket joke here*

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 6 років тому +2

      I sing their song from the 2 B a Master CD.

    • @sickopenguin7202
      @sickopenguin7202 6 років тому +3

      Insert duck tales space theme

    • @meatybean-nuts1974
      @meatybean-nuts1974 6 років тому +2

      Dank

    • @feckusmaximus3234
      @feckusmaximus3234 6 років тому +2

      You have no idea how hard I laughed at this XD

    • @k1er4n544
      @k1er4n544 6 років тому +2

      Joseph Barcenal they are evil anyway they eat humans plus they got there first ever space program xD

  • @aaronmcdonald4685
    @aaronmcdonald4685 7 років тому +110

    This gives me hope that you guys will do a 'Mousetrap: The Return' letsplay in approximately 4 years.
    I can dream, guys. I can dream.

  • @artmancanvas781
    @artmancanvas781 6 років тому +23

    4:19
    AnD tHe FlOoR-bOaRdS wErE bReAkInG aNd CrEaKiNg AnD pEiCeS oF tHe ShIp WeRe FaLlInG aPart.

    • @RealBadMike
      @RealBadMike 4 роки тому +2

      You should get one of these achievements for typing like that

    • @hotcrossbuns6585
      @hotcrossbuns6585 4 роки тому +5

      And then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like, "I SaY GenTlEmeN, I Do bElieVe We ArE In QUite a SpoT oF boThEr"

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 4 роки тому +2

      @@Alsebra who kares

  • @unsociableweeb3693
    @unsociableweeb3693 7 років тому +192

    I have a good excuse to why I got "Chad is a Dick" achievement, ive been walking around telling everyone that I fixed the car, but instead they all decided to wait for the police arrive. So I did as they please and went without them, once I left they all died.

    • @RatAvenue
      @RatAvenue 7 років тому +2

      Unsociable Weeb
      who's your profile pic? Tomoko?

    • @quintenvargas7400
      @quintenvargas7400 7 років тому +11

      Unsociable Weeb I got the achievement as well but my excuse is that someone told me to leave them

    • @MarcadudeandCodester
      @MarcadudeandCodester 6 років тому +4

      My excuse is I left in the boat just as the other last guy was being killed, so they would've died anyways

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 6 років тому

      I want to play games online with you

    • @ericatrent89
      @ericatrent89 6 років тому +3

      Unsociable Weeb my excuse is im a dick

  • @gayboichow2770
    @gayboichow2770 7 років тому +176

    I got the Friday the 13th achievement by driving the car to the exit and accidentally running someone over who was trying to escape with the cops XD

    • @bruhmoment8962
      @bruhmoment8962 7 років тому +23

      The Red Hat “accidentally” lol

    • @landongaming7470
      @landongaming7470 7 років тому

      I just left

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 7 років тому

      The Red Hat nice

    • @Guapo_Oppai
      @Guapo_Oppai 6 років тому

      Tyler Bergen He got an achievement for it so clearly Jason would do it. Also how is doing the objective of the game being a coward?

    • @vali6717
      @vali6717 6 років тому +1

      In an ironic twist I got it by sacrificing Chad so I could escape.

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 5 років тому +10

    Those beggars you get hated for throwing, they throw rocks at you when you just run away

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 7 років тому +14

    Thumbs up for Andy using the term "Sheeple," and surprisingly using it the right way. Nicely done, Andy.

  • @possumridgeentertainment4614
    @possumridgeentertainment4614 7 років тому +12

    You don't have to be the one to kill your pet to get the tears of shame achievement. I came out of a battle where my pet died, barely kept myself alive so I was unable to get to my pet to heal him, so I decided to take advantage of the situation. The Neanderthals (I can't remember what they're called in-game) killed him but I got the achievement anyway just as soon as I butchered him.

  • @StrikaAmaru
    @StrikaAmaru 5 років тому +7

    13:30 It's a bit harder to empathize, when in ep 6 Ewoks are cannibals... those poor stormtroopers :(

    • @brendanroberts1310
      @brendanroberts1310 4 роки тому

      There only cannibals if they eat there own species.

    • @StrikaAmaru
      @StrikaAmaru 4 роки тому +1

      @@brendanroberts1310 In real life, yeah... but for fiction the definition tends to get an expansion - a fully sapient creature eating another fully sapient creature is also considered cannibalism even if they're different species.

    • @brendanroberts1310
      @brendanroberts1310 4 роки тому

      @@StrikaAmaru ah didn't know that thanks for the info.

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 Рік тому

      @@StrikaAmaru you're stretching the definition of the word

  • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
    @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 7 років тому +4

    8:15
    "Which means that its unfortunate occupants are probably just as dead as that horse you just shot."
    *"Dead" occupant stands up, perfectly fine in the background.*

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 7 років тому +24

    No Buffalo were wiped out in the wild west. American Bison on the other hand, were nearly wiped out. That being said, they aren't exactly nice.

  • @simianimp
    @simianimp 11 місяців тому +1

    The fact that there's literally a place in Alberta called "Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump" should tell you how safe the buffalo would be in Canada.

  • @Stelios300X
    @Stelios300X 7 років тому +17

    Nobody really feeds people to the alligators for the achievement. The real reason is the outside xbox xmas challenge.

  • @SegaMaster172
    @SegaMaster172 7 років тому +8

    This isn’t on Xbox but it’s still a heartless achievement all the same:
    On Shantae: Risky’s Revenge on IOS, there’s an achievement for killing a puppy (I shit you not...)
    One of the main quests you have to do to get into the first dungeon of the game is finding and returning a little chef girl’s lost puppy to her. You find the pup in the hands of Rottytops, Shantae’s zombie friend(?), who was planning on eating the dog as a snack. Rottytops hands over the dog to you and you eventually get back to the girl to reunite the two. After doing this, the puppy can be seen running around inside of the girl’s home.
    What some might not know is that you can actually attack the dog if you do a crouch attack next to it and you’ll even get some money for doing this. However, you can only do this ONCE because after doing this, the dog DOES NOT RESPAWN *FOR THE REST OF THE GAME!!* Doing all of this unlocks the achievement “Play Dead”. Congratulations, you killed a little girl’s innocence puppy for some quick cash. Good luck living with yourself after that...
    There’s also another (somewhat) heartless achievement you can get for first denying the girl her puppy once you bring it to her and she asks for it back; the “Heart of Stone” achievement.

  • @opposedhydra956
    @opposedhydra956 2 роки тому +1

    Chad: "I'm outta here"
    Jason in the background: "Strangling noises"

  • @Ripatoris
    @Ripatoris 7 років тому +39

    But what about the Darkest Dungeon achievement: "Like lambs to the slaughter", where you send resolve level 0 heroes to... well... Also out of almost 3,000 players, only 7.97% got this achievement

    • @2stupidgamers877
      @2stupidgamers877 7 років тому +3

      William I am one of those who got the achievement. No regrets.

    • @Ripatoris
      @Ripatoris 7 років тому +3

      2stupidgamers Sadly... so have I... so have I.

    • @justanotheraltaccount7821
      @justanotheraltaccount7821 7 років тому +2

      It was worth the gamerscore.

  • @tmirred1945
    @tmirred1945 7 років тому +30

    5:14 But it was I only wanted to kill him 49 times... but you know, too mutch motion...

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 6 років тому +22

    Shadow of War: Bad Boss. Strike a Follower until he's had enough.
    You need to beat up an Orc, make him follow you. Then beat him until he turns on you, and then probably kill him.
    It is possible to get by accident, but it took me about 10 hits in a row before he turned on me, so pretty hard to do by accident.
    I just picked a guy that killed me, recruited him, then killed him to get the achievement.
    Also, Blood on Blood. Make a Captain kill his Blood Brother.
    The orc has to do it. So you have to 'recruit' the Orc, then assign them a mission to kill their blood brother, then help them weaken them until they can get the final hit... This often ends with them betraying you shortly after for forcing him to kill his blood brother, which is fair enough.

    • @morganhe-man3543
      @morganhe-man3543 6 років тому

      Kharn The Betrayer I did both of those
      Before I started to try for the platinum

    • @jacobmartinez665
      @jacobmartinez665 6 років тому

      Kharn The Betrayer sorry didn’t see you’re comment typed that too

    • @keithroderick5105
      @keithroderick5105 4 роки тому

      Couldn't you force him to kill his brother, beat him a bit, and then kill him

    • @alcreamiemaster7293
      @alcreamiemaster7293 3 роки тому

      It's weird but 2 of the times I did that, the brother said, I never liked him anyway

  • @sickrandy2946
    @sickrandy2946 7 років тому +122

    Lest we forget the Dragon Age Origins achievement for siding with the werewolves in “The Nature of the Beast”
    You essentially promise a group of settlers you’ll save them from the werewolves that have been slaughtering them, only to bring the werewolves back to their camp so they can slaughter them some more.

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 6 років тому +2

      Sick Randy that should be in here

    • @Daniel_C_Griffin
      @Daniel_C_Griffin 6 років тому +9

      They're only being attacked because Zathrian cursed them centuries ago and refused to even parley with them despite numerous attempts. The Werewolves grew desperate.
      Fun tip, side with the Werewolves and use the Cleanse Templar ability and see how fast the Zathrian boss fight ends :D

    • @santiagomolinas5154
      @santiagomolinas5154 6 років тому +1

      Juli

    • @patirck024
      @patirck024 6 років тому

      Sick Randy I did that haha

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 роки тому +1

      Bioware got tons of these. How about killing Maelon, destroying his data that countless Krogan women died for, killing your best friend Wrex so he wouldn't know, sabotaging the genophage cure, and dooming an entire race to die out so you can save Mordin who's like 50 and most salarians don't even live that long. :3 I did that. Of course, not doing all that means you have to shoot Mordin in cold blood if you went for sabotage and I couldn't do that.

  • @aluchardtheunluckyvampire2545
    @aluchardtheunluckyvampire2545 7 років тому +122

    When i picked up the gta 5 couple they started doing it in the back

    • @Luke-of1fl
      @Luke-of1fl 6 років тому +10

      Alucard Murcielago wtf

    • @bamleith3095
      @bamleith3095 6 років тому +5

      nice

    • @DucklynStark
      @DucklynStark 6 років тому +22

      Did anyone actually take the couple back to the hotel? Or was it just me?

    • @hervaliantangel5323
      @hervaliantangel5323 6 років тому +12

      Which, personally, made it that much more satisfying to deliver them to the Altruist camp. No, there will be no hanky-panky in MY backseat, thank you very much. Well, unless it's ME doing the hanky-panky. The mess I had to clean up afterwards, that just won't fly. Light the car up afterwards in a holistic cleansing.
      Of course, it never occurred to me to turn around and shoot them, or light them on fire, like in other comments.
      Hmmm. Gonna do that in later playthroughs.

    • @hervaliantangel5323
      @hervaliantangel5323 4 роки тому +2

      @Whiteface IMSCARED why not all of the above? Do multiple playthroughs, and execute them differently in each playthrough ;) There's your replayability, lol

  • @USAFreewayROTF
    @USAFreewayROTF 4 роки тому +3

    7:34 I got this achievement COMPLETELY by accident. I would always try shooting gangsters off the coaches. But there were times when it was COMPLETELY UNAVOIDABLE! And so I got the achievement...

  • @incitossol
    @incitossol 7 років тому +561

    Yay. This list is back with new and questionable choices.

  • @issackaiser
    @issackaiser 7 років тому +61

    I know that my underwear give it back!
    Trevor at his finest.

  • @ThunderhunterFTW
    @ThunderhunterFTW 6 років тому +6

    "and therefore, all achievement runs, are evil. Thank you."

  • @SuspectedCheater
    @SuspectedCheater 7 років тому +42

    What about achievements that reward kindness?

  • @GlitchWitch69
    @GlitchWitch69 7 років тому +20

    As he's saying a carriages occupants are dead an occupant gets up and walks away

  • @fifo5553
    @fifo5553 5 років тому +6

    3:58
    So you *would* throw live baby chickens into an incinerator if there was a discernable profit involved? Interesting.

  • @captainwolfos
    @captainwolfos 7 років тому +44

    Ah, the "Wishing Well" achievement... I actually had to reload my save after getting that, because I truly felt like a monster.

    • @tomasxfranco
      @tomasxfranco 7 років тому +10

      Same. No way we let the game record something so dickish.

  • @victor12xp
    @victor12xp 7 років тому +54

    What would be the OX Team's alignments though? I'm certain Mike is Chaotic something, Jane is somewhere in the Evil side, Andy is Lawful Neutral (?) and James is definitely True Neutral.
    Luke and Ellen could be Neutral Good and Chaotic Neutral, respectively.

    • @ricochet5241
      @ricochet5241 7 років тому +11

      Mike'd be Chaotic Neutral, and Jane'd be Lawful Evil.

    • @dropdead234
      @dropdead234 7 років тому +3

      Jane is most definitly Chaotic Evil. "Lawful" implies rules....

    • @jjtomecek1623
      @jjtomecek1623 7 років тому +8

      James isn't just true neutral, he's a saint

    • @wallofnyc
      @wallofnyc 7 років тому +7

      Eh, I'd still say Lawful Evil. She has rules - the fact that they are Her rules that are detrimental to everything else (living or otherwise) in her favor doesn't make it any less structured. I feel she's too systematic to be chaotic. Maybe Neutral Evil, that she has rules but won't hesitate ignoring them if it seems appropriate to a situation

    • @victor12xp
      @victor12xp 7 років тому +4

      I have to agree, Jane would be Lawful Evil. She literally plays them into binding verbal contracts every now and again to do her bidding.

  • @dungeonpastor8295
    @dungeonpastor8295 4 роки тому +2

    The fact that Jane is I’m fact her dnd character sans horns is my favorite thing about this channel

  • @gcsgamingcommunity4087
    @gcsgamingcommunity4087 7 років тому +104

    7 guys who went way too far for revenge

  • @threebee7842
    @threebee7842 7 років тому +20

    "Im an achievment hunter, i 100% every game i play" "oh cool ever play brothers?" "Oh yeah" " you MONSTER"

  • @BiffTech05
    @BiffTech05 5 років тому +2

    12:37 Set a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

  • @almeerok7950
    @almeerok7950 7 років тому +21

    I got the WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU achievement by accident. I was having trouble in a bounty hunt and the quickshot kept aiming at the horses. I killed all 5 in one bounty hunt (I am pretty sure it was one in Southwark)

    • @tformerdude6788
      @tformerdude6788 4 роки тому

      What is your luck?! What are the odds?

    • @ThankYouCityOfficial
      @ThankYouCityOfficial 4 роки тому +1

      This is what happened to me too. I had throwing knives equipped and they auto aim the horse first!

    • @sroolikandgrizelda3661
      @sroolikandgrizelda3661 2 роки тому

      @@ThankYouCityOfficial same story here