A note on the laughing at dead dragons: I feel like the dwarves laughed at Smaug's downfall, and then were immediately humbled by an army of elves. So even laughing at dead ones is probably not the best idea.
i dont remember there being a dragon at the beginning of skyrim. what i remember is either Macho man Randy Savage, or Thomas the tank engine wrecking helgen
You know, if you play as a female character you can actually fuck him and kill him afterwards. Also, if there will be a commenter editionon this video, Benny totally deserves his place in it.
They definitely picked the right cast member from Friends to play him. If he was voiced by Joey I'd probably have forgiven him for shooting me... before he even shot me.
But if the Nazis made a robot cat, it would never listen to them, and would probably just lay down in the sun and sleep in the middle of a battle. It would also be susceptible to laser pointers, so rebels could just lure it into a trap.
Screw the laser pointers throw some catnip down and watch the giant robot cat act like a crack head pawing at random objects and things that aren't even there or better yet throw the catnip on people that piss you off and watch them get chewed on and clawed until there is only little strips of flesh left.
What about Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Within about the first 5 minutes of the game Namir messes you up so badly you basically need a full body replacement, only for you to return later with your awesome built-in sunglasses to show him who's boss.
What about the Tunnel Snakes from Fallout 3? Edit: better yet, new vegas where you can literally convince the man who shot you in the head to sleep with you, only to kill him in his sleep.
Cesare Borgia from Assassin's creed brotherhood needs a mention. He destroys the town I'd spent the entire previous game building. Revenge on him was sweet.
I think the Imperial Captain is more of a jerk than Alduin...Alduin saved us from execution. The captain wanted to kill us even though we weren't on the list...
Facundo Montivero Then she shares a voice actor with the captain at Helgen. And General Tullius is there and she's always up his bum. So forgive me if I thought that a character that looks the same and sounds the same and behaves the same was someone else.
Hey, don't worry about it. And forgive me if what I wrote earlier seemed agressive, I only used caps because I thought I needed to enphasize it. Funnily enough, there have been other people that mistake them as the same character.
I usually think it's to have company while being in a bathroom. You know, because of all the bathroom horror games and stories. And this is coming from a woman too.
Because Katie Bell was attacked in a bathroom, and Moaning Myrtle died in one. And don't scream spoilers, guys, Half-Blood Pince came out in 2005. Holy... Has is really been that long? Wow, time flies.
From my experience as a woman, whenever I've gone to a bathroom (I personally go alone, unless someone I'm with legit needs to go.) They're shit talking men and/or that girl they hate for no reason. Do people really not know?
@@JackOfAllTradersOriginalIf I remember correctly If you're a Male I think he asks if you have a wife and that maybe he'll pay her a visit when he gets out.
I dunno, I mean he technically gave raiden the ability to kill him when he cut off his arm and even gave the sword to blade wolf, which was used to kill Armstrong, all in all, not a bad guy
Hell's yeah! I've been playing it recently in, and he's still a pain in ass. I guess that might disqualify him for this list as he can be rather difficult depending on your skill level and the difficulty chosen.
Dark souls does a great job with this. During the later parts of the game the bosses you fought before show up as regular enemies. And then are much easier to defeat then when you fought them earlier
What about Horizon Zero Dawn? When Helis almost kills you at the start of the game you get to put that mad dog down before moving on to the rest of the fight.
Tartarus. Halo 2 begins with him torturing the Arbiter, and clearly enjoying it. A little over halfway through the game, he attempts to kill the Arbiter knocking him into a pit. It's hard not to enjoy taking him down once and for all during the game's last level.
No mention of dishonored? You get completely bodied by daud in the beginning and by the end, if you’re good, you completely wiped the floor with him in his own home. And you go through the whalers like a hot knife through butter.
Is anyone going to bring up *any* of the rivals from Pokemon (except Hau, he was literally the easiest one if you picked up a decent Pokemon), or at least *Blue... or whatever you named him in the originals?* Also, love this channel. One of my favorites for a while.
You should do a list of times you showed that jerk immediately, my submission is the imperial captain who didn't care that you were innocent and is the first person you kill once free (if you choose to go with Ralof and not Hadvar) and was so satisfying to get immediate revenge on her.
Age of Calamity has you go through so many hoops to take down a corrupted Guardian in an early mission (with a very real chance of losing and having to restart), but later in the game you’re cutting them down in seconds flat.
I wouldn't call Gigori a jerk, I would call him quite polite. Yes, he did some unlicensed cardio surgery, and destroyed few buildings. But he's a big f----ing dragon, what else he could do?
If I was Sebastian I would've sewed him together and slice him again and repeat that about 10 times then cut him into tiny pieces and feed him to wolves
Then again I wonder that since you said that, since it was in his mind I wish that he could have like rewound that and then cut him again and then rewound it and and cut him again but I know that he didn't have any control over his brain or stem
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" was actually said by Suzanne McMinn, based on the Tolkien quote, "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger"
Might I suggest the SA-X from Metroid Fusion? Not only do you lose all your weapons and power-ups at the start of the game, but they take the form of Samus herself that you have to spend the majority of the game either running and hiding from until the very end of the game.
Hold up. where is vile from megaman x? He destroys you in the first level requiring zero to save you, but you get to own him later at sigma's fortress. you can even one shot him if you get the secret hadoken ability and hit him with it.
Ik it's not really what you're going for, but there was also that Dark Elf in the imperial prison at the beginning of Oblivion, I believe. He didn't really kill the Champion of Cyrodiil or pose any real threat at all, but he totally fucking roasts you while you're in your cell at the beginning and can't even do or say anything back about it. It made killing him for the Dark Brotherhood later on all the more satisfying.
Vaas from Far Cry 3 He shoots your brother in the neck (precise shooting tho), taunts you with a crap Forrest Gump reference, tries to burn you and your girlfriend alive, and ties you to a rock and kicks off a cliff before just straight up shooting you in the head Even when you kill him, you're not entirely sure he's dead, considering the entire fight takes place in a trippy hallucination
What about Augastine from Infamous: Second Son? Sspoilers Ahead She shows up in the beginning and jams concrete shards into EVERYONE IN YOUR TRIBE'S legs(that can only be removed with her powers) except your brother. You then find a conduit who have escaped her, and help her with some of her struggles, then move on to the next part of the city for Augustine to appear and throw a lsckey for you to fight. Once you beat him, she just strolls up to you and starts to encase you in concrete. You get saved by another conduit, then waaay later, you finally get to fight her after she's KILLED YOUR BROTHER. AND SHE SURVIVES THE DAMN FIGHT! Second go around, when she loses and you get her powers, this woman turns into a damn concrete golem. I gotta say. Playing the evil mode just to kill her was worth it.
I would say the Helmaroc King from Legend of Zelda wind waker. He steals your sister, throws you into the endless ocean like trash and then you get to fight him by smashing his skull in while all spotlights are on his failure!
...Wow. Pretty damned surprised Handsome Jack wasn't on this list. The very start of your campaign begins with him playing your character into an explosive ruse in effort to end your existence, which leads off an insane warpath fuelled by your defiance against his efforts to do fulfill that very same goal: Dropkicking your silly ass off the mortal coil. And soon enough, after all that strife, you confront him in an ultimate battle after gun-blazing his foundation to tatters. We all showed that jerk.
On Skyrim: unless you use Alternate Start mod, then you are actually just some random guy that discovers Helgen and kill Alduin. The game does consider you starting in Helgen, but too much for fix that part.
Dayum Straight! Either Pac-Man or Berzerk is the first Survival Horror game ever! Berzerk has strong evidence supporting it, but then again, there are Ghosts in Pac-Man
Except giants don't attack you at the start of the game. You have to mess with them or their mammoths before they'll send you into low orbit (though getting too close to them will also work).
JetStream Sam from Metal Gear Rising. After an epic boss fight where you take down a giant robot, making you feel all powerful and like a badass, you're then immediately put into a bossfight where you can't win no matter what you do... but you do eventually get to kill him down the line and steal his sword so take THAT!
Should have included the unkillable necromorph from Dead Space that terrorizes you for a good portion of the game before you are finally able to melt him down with the engines of a shuttle. Classically terrifying.
Breath of Fire 2, that monster you fight in the cave as a kid who one shots you. You end up fighting it again towards the end of the game as the second to last boss. I believe there is even a part of it where you are forced to fight it 1 on 1 as it mocks you over the time it beat you.
Logain from DA:O. He didn't take the Blight seriously. Purposefully left Ferelden's Grey Wardens and the King of Ferelden to die, which was his own son and law. Then let everyone believe the remaining Grey Wardens were treasonous, because died people can't snitch, I guess. Whether you make him a Grey Warden (which is too good for him), or you execute him, he still pays.
What about Record Of Agarest War? Your very first fight is against the Dark Knight who proceeds to wreck you like a dump truck barreling down the highway. But at the end of ch.1 you proceed to return the tremendous favor.
What about Handsom Jack from Borderlands 2? While yes it is in the opening but, the fact that he tries to blow you up with a train car of dynamite still stands.
Any mention of Territorial Rotbart from Xenoblade Chronicles? He isn't story relevant, but he's a level 80 enemy in the 3rd map of the game being the Bionis Leg. The guy kills Shulk's scrawny level 15 body while you're killing ponios and armus in an open field. All the more satisfying after killing him after the final boss
The Second Sister from Jedi Fallen Order; at the start of the game you’re completely outmatched by her, only just escaping thanks to intervention by Cere. You fight her twice more during your journey, doing considerably better each time until finally beating her in your fourth and final battle with her, which is pretty moving despite you not landing the killing blow. That honour goes to Vader.
Vile from Mega Man X. The very first battle is all about you losing an impossible fight, and later on, presumably when you have all the armor upgrades, or even not, you make him pay for curb stomping you in the very first stage.
No Metal Gear Rising: Revengance? Jetstream Sam chops your arm off, and blinds you in one eye at the beginning of that one. It’s probably one of the most humiliating first bosses in any game.
man, gotta say that seeing a man's torso flayed to ribbons with a chainsaw on full display while the f word is censored on screen really makes me do a think
Vah ruta was the first divine beast I restored and I didnt realise you were supposed to stealth mission around the lynel so instead I actually sat there and died over and over again until I managed to kill it asdfgh
What about Valen Dreth from the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? When you first start the game (and I mean LITERALLY when you first start the game, he's the first NPC to actually talk to you after you create your character), he taunts you, making fun of your race and saying that you're going to die there in the prison cell. However, if you later join the Dark Brotherhood, one of the contracts you get is to break into the Imperial Prison and kill him. Sweet, sweet revenge.
Gotta say, it says something about our world when a guy can cut another guy in half with a chainsaw fully uncensored but then you feel the need to censor out "fuck".
I was listening to the radio once and they left "fucked up man" from Building a Mystery, but censored a reference to a gun in the very next song. Things are different here in Canada. :P
No nipple policy? Yea, that's what I thought too. Look up "breast surgery" and be amazed at what you can find on UA-cam. It's just the "sexual" content that needs to be censored, even if it's just pixels and not actual women. Then again, if you look at music videos and the like you can see completely naked women without a problem, even with ads on them. Fuck double standards and fuck censorship on a platform meant for adults.
MH3DragonKiller I've seen this happen from places around the world on sites, TV shows, movies, etc. Fake gore almost always gets a pass whereas nudity or swearing needs to be censored at all costs.
In regards to alduin saving you at the beginning of Skyrim, my theory is that alduin sensed that a dragonborne was in helgen, but wasn't sure which humanoid it was, so he just decided to destroy helgen in an attempt to eliminate the one being capable of stopping him
There's another theory that one of the gods had summoned Alduin there to answer Lokir's prayers when he called for their assistance, but yours seems more reasonable.
no i think it is that tullius is about to win the war by killing ulfric and if this happens alduin will have lot less souls to consume in sovngarde so he stops the execution to keep the war going. You being there was just a coincidence, if it wasn't then he would've told mirmulnir which we know he didn't since mirmulnir is suprised we are dragonborn.
ME2. The Collectors blew up my ship, killed some of my crew and killed me. At the end of the game, I blew up their ship, saved all my crew and killed them all and their Reaper Baby.
Guilherme Alvares No, it was Collectors who destroyed the original Normandy, (iirc) EDI says that "the ship's IFF matches the ship that doestroyed the Normandy SR-1" or something along those lines
How could you not include the cyborg Sam at the start of Metal Gear Revengeance? He absolutely wipes the floor with Raiden, toying with him while spouting his philosophy about combat, even cutting off Raiden's arm and cutting out his left eye.
I can’t believe you guys left out Dishonored, where at the beginning Campbell and the Lord Regent sass you and are generally jerks. When we finally got to kill them, it was all worth it. >:)
All the wonderful ways you can kill those two. Also the simply glorious nonlethal way we could, one that involves exiling one and exposing him to the plague, the other exposing his crimes to the world and getting an off screen execution. Still prefer incinerating the Lord Regent in a wall of light.
What about Dragon Age Inquisition...and Dishonored...and Red Dead Redemption...and The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine...I swear you guys leave obvious ones out of the original video just so your loyal fanbase can then make a whole new list for you. THAT'S JUST - pretty smart actually.
7 times you thought you were smarter than the game. Evil Within, where I sneak stabbed the Sadist thinking I killed him. FYI he just kills you instantly for trying.
Elfan Waltz - Space ships? *Other* countries may need space ships, but we have giants! :D What was that? A reliable source of oxygen? ... Uuuuuh, quick! Cancel all future flights until we work that one out!
Surely Benny from New Vegas should be on here. He shoots you in the head before the intro scene has played out. The next twenty hours is a slog to get revenge on that Chandler-Bing-voiced bastard, which can include (but is not limited to): Gunning him down in his own casino, letting him be crucified by some very snazzily-dressed villains, going head to head with him in an unarmed gladiatorial fight to the death, or, my personal favourite, sleeping with him and snapping his neck like a dry twig. Ring-a-ding THAT, baby.
DistinctionDave Im replaying NV right now way more than 40 hours and still haven't killed him. Hell I slept with him and let him slide too. Hey, I like the sex but I want a fight too
Combine from Half Life 2. First they have you picking up cans. Then they beat you with batons. Then you murder them with explosive barrels and giant insects
Must admit, I found the finale of skyrim rather anticlimactic. Alduin is basically just a dragon, and I'd literally killed hundreds of those by the time I got around to finishing the main quest. And now the game's given me warriors from Valhalla..erm...Soverngard?... and a dragon shout that makes dragons crash land and become monumentally more vulnerable. Sorry, not an interesting final boss. Good game, bad final boss.
I don't think it was that bad, especially compared to Oblivion. At least you actually got to fight him, while in the previous game you just watched an NPC do the (incredibly slow and poorly choreographed) fighting while you were rooted in place with control restricted to moving the camera only. Couldn't even draw your weapon or use magic to aid in the fight.
Fully agreed - I've only done the main quest once. That's why I said "good game, bad final boss." More story focused games would take a *much* bigger hit from having that lacklustre finale.
I believe he's intentionally easy just in case anyone somebow managed to make it to that point with a bad character, or at least not one meant for combat. If he was an actual super Dragon boss, certain builds just flat out couldn't beat the game, like a pure stealth thief or something.
No Kratos? I don’t think he’ll be very happy about his exclusion. And trust me, you do NOT want to be on that dude’s bad side. Which, being Kratos, accounts for 99.5% of his sides.
"This is achieved by killing him SO hard, he explodes."
_And I wouldn't have it any other way._
A note on the laughing at dead dragons: I feel like the dwarves laughed at Smaug's downfall, and then were immediately humbled by an army of elves. So even laughing at dead ones is probably not the best idea.
The orcs and the were-worms humbled everyone
i dont remember there being a dragon at the beginning of skyrim. what i remember is either Macho man Randy Savage, or Thomas the tank engine wrecking helgen
t3hslacker😂😂😂
PC mods were a mistake
Ooohhhh yeah!
DavidtheWavid You were also a mistake and we don't go arround saying it to your face
+t3hslacker Thomas the Tank Engine? Lucky you, I had Fluttershy breathing fire down MY neck!
What about Benny, from New Vegas?
JackRight hey baby why don’t you come to my room? *sandman perk intensifies*
You know, if you play as a female character you can actually fuck him and kill him afterwards. Also, if there will be a commenter editionon this video, Benny totally deserves his place in it.
CRUCIFIXION!
They definitely picked the right cast member from Friends to play him. If he was voiced by Joey I'd probably have forgiven him for shooting me... before he even shot me.
Benny or Kellogg. Both of em start you out powerless to stop them. One shoots you, one takes your spawn.
But if the Nazis made a robot cat, it would never listen to them, and would probably just lay down in the sun and sleep in the middle of a battle. It would also be susceptible to laser pointers, so rebels could just lure it into a trap.
Screw the laser pointers throw some catnip down and watch the giant robot cat act like a crack head pawing at random objects and things that aren't even there or better yet throw the catnip on people that piss you off and watch them get chewed on and clawed until there is only little strips of flesh left.
Shhhh don't tell them
Unless they thought the rebels were mice.
Or simply use the laser pointer and point it back towards the nazis
A cat robot would be supremely terrifying
What about Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Within about the first 5 minutes of the game Namir messes you up so badly you basically need a full body replacement, only for you to return later with your awesome built-in sunglasses to show him who's boss.
What about the Tunnel Snakes from Fallout 3?
Edit: better yet, new vegas where you can literally convince the man who shot you in the head to sleep with you, only to kill him in his sleep.
Or 4 when you can take the Fat Man and launch nuclear justice right into Kellogg's dumb bald head before he can even get a word in
@@psychsoma its more fun to cut him up with a machete
No mention of Oblivion? I enjoyed beating Alduin, but it was nothing compared to the quest to take out Valen Dreth
Ben Bowles I was thinking that the whole time during this video.
Me too. He should have been number 1.
FUUUUUUUGE yes, 10/10 best quest
Ol' Dreth was the first one who came to mind when I read the title of the video.
Same here, Valen Dreth came to mind as soon as I read the title. Disappointed when I didn't see Oblivion on the spoilers list.
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"One two! One two! And through and through,
the vorpal blade went snicker-snack.
He left it dead, and with it's head,
he went galumphing back."
Cesare Borgia from Assassin's creed brotherhood needs a mention. He destroys the town I'd spent the entire previous game building. Revenge on him was sweet.
And he killed Mario.
I was more pissed at him destroying the villa than killing Mario....
How could you guys forget Vile from Megaman X? Vile is like the origin of this type of scenario!
RenjiAbarai777 yeah, I thought that too, but then I thought that that might be too obvious. We need to find examples in less obvious games.
How about Vaas from Far Cry 3?
Fareed Al-Bandar exactly what I was thinking, killing him was so satisfying
crazy trippy scene too.
I was thinking the same thing as well. Not only do you get to kill him but then you get to bang his sister... Ultimate revenge!
Or the udam from far cry primal
Except she kills you or events get her killed by your choice at the end.
Actually Far Cry 2, 3 and 4. All show your villain in the beginning.
I think the Imperial Captain is more of a jerk than Alduin...Alduin saved us from execution. The captain wanted to kill us even though we weren't on the list...
DevilboyScooby true the moral of the story is ULFIRIC FOR KING
But the Captain doesn't work for the simple fact that if you choose Ralof, you could kill her before you even left Helgen.
Ummm... Legate Rikke IS NOT the imperial captain at Helgen. What are you talking about?
Facundo Montivero Then she shares a voice actor with the captain at Helgen. And General Tullius is there and she's always up his bum.
So forgive me if I thought that a character that looks the same and sounds the same and behaves the same was someone else.
Hey, don't worry about it. And forgive me if what I wrote earlier seemed agressive, I only used caps because I thought I needed to enphasize it.
Funnily enough, there have been other people that mistake them as the same character.
‚We will cal your name, step forward when we do!‘ Hah, i‘ve got them, i dont have a name yet
Mad Max was one for sure. Opening and ending cinematic featured Scrotus. He kicks Max's butt and steals his car at the beginning.
I was hoping someone else would have mentioned this! In the end you completely destroy him
Perfect for a sequel episode
Why *do* women always go to the bathroom in pairs? That's something I never understood. And I'm a woman.
Safety in numbers. So my wife tells me. Safety from? Well, recent news is a clue.
I usually think it's to have company while being in a bathroom. You know, because of all the bathroom horror games and stories. And this is coming from a woman too.
Because Katie Bell was attacked in a bathroom, and Moaning Myrtle died in one. And don't scream spoilers, guys, Half-Blood Pince came out in 2005. Holy... Has is really been that long? Wow, time flies.
Hermione went to the bathroom alone and look what happened to her. Troll.
Kidding. I actually have no idea except we do tend to travel in packs.
From my experience as a woman, whenever I've gone to a bathroom (I personally go alone, unless someone I'm with legit needs to go.) They're shit talking men and/or that girl they hate for no reason. Do people really not know?
What about the racist dark elf from start of oblivion, there's a quest where you get to murder him.
I wonder what he says if you're a dark elf as well
@@JackOfAllTradersOriginal if you're a female dark elf, he flirts with you in a creep way.
@@JackOfAllTradersOriginalIf I remember correctly If you're a Male I think he asks if you have a wife and that maybe he'll pay her a visit when he gets out.
Here kitty kitty I got an nice mouse for you!
*fireballs*
What about Jetstream Sam from MGR Revengence?
Same thoughts
I dunno, I mean he technically gave raiden the ability to kill him when he cut off his arm and even gave the sword to blade wolf, which was used to kill Armstrong, all in all, not a bad guy
Hell's yeah! I've been playing it recently in, and he's still a pain in ass. I guess that might disqualify him for this list as he can be rather difficult depending on your skill level and the difficulty chosen.
He still did cut off your arm at the beginning of the game and toy with your ass. And you did show him what YOU'RE made of later.
Dark souls does a great job with this. During the later parts of the game the bosses you fought before show up as regular enemies. And then are much easier to defeat then when you fought them earlier
What, no mention of Fallout 4? Kellogg killed your wife and sole your son, then you steal his brain and invade his memories.
You were right Mike but only because I'm already subscribed and have watched all of your videos countless times.
What about Horizon Zero Dawn? When Helis almost kills you at the start of the game you get to put that mad dog down before moving on to the rest of the fight.
Tartarus. Halo 2 begins with him torturing the Arbiter, and clearly enjoying it. A little over halfway through the game, he attempts to kill the Arbiter knocking him into a pit. It's hard not to enjoy taking him down once and for all during the game's last level.
No mention of dishonored? You get completely bodied by daud in the beginning and by the end, if you’re good, you completely wiped the floor with him in his own home.
And you go through the whalers like a hot knife through butter.
You mentioned Pac-Man, but you didn't say anything about Donkey Kong? Shame on you guys
**Rings Bell**
SHAME!!
Andres Rincon love game of thrones
Also Mario! Mario's been the bad guy in some games!
12:54 Good point, but a robot cat won't kill anyone on command or do much of anything else
I need my daily dose of outsidexbox
Is anyone going to bring up *any* of the rivals from Pokemon (except Hau, he was literally the easiest one if you picked up a decent Pokemon), or at least *Blue... or whatever you named him in the originals?* Also, love this channel. One of my favorites for a while.
Somehow I found the version of Pac-Man with arms and legs and a big nose more horrifying than the limbless and more importantly nose-less original.
Astfgl I grew up around an "Aladdin's Castle" an Arcade chain where he was the mascot. Seeing him invokes nostalgia for me.
I have a PS2 game that actually uses that verison of him... I am still confused as to why this happened after so many years of owning it.
You should do a list of times you showed that jerk immediately, my submission is the imperial captain who didn't care that you were innocent and is the first person you kill once free (if you choose to go with Ralof and not Hadvar) and was so satisfying to get immediate revenge on her.
Bully/ Cansis canem edit, defeating Gary still brings a smile to my face
Age of Calamity has you go through so many hoops to take down a corrupted Guardian in an early mission (with a very real chance of losing and having to restart), but later in the game you’re cutting them down in seconds flat.
Dragon Age Origins > Human Noble Origin > Arl Rendon Howe
"The Panzerhund has virtually impenetrable armored hide"...Gets torn to shreds from a few longish bursts from what looks to be 12 50's lol.
should have talked about Dragon's Dogma
Hey, you there dragon, yah you.. You took something from me.
I wouldn't call Gigori a jerk, I would call him quite polite.
Yes, he did some unlicensed cardio surgery, and destroyed few buildings. But he's a big f----ing dragon, what else he could do?
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Okay that's just badass!
I screamed yes!!! The entire time! One of the many reasons I loved the evil within 2!
If I was Sebastian I would've sewed him together and slice him again and repeat that about 10 times then cut him into tiny pieces and feed him to wolves
Then again I wonder that since you said that, since it was in his mind I wish that he could have like rewound that and then cut him again and then rewound it and and cut him again but I know that he didn't have any control over his brain or stem
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" was actually said by Suzanne McMinn, based on the Tolkien quote, "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger"
Might I suggest the SA-X from Metroid Fusion? Not only do you lose all your weapons and power-ups at the start of the game, but they take the form of Samus herself that you have to spend the majority of the game either running and hiding from until the very end of the game.
Hold up. where is vile from megaman x? He destroys you in the first level requiring zero to save you, but you get to own him later at sigma's fortress. you can even one shot him if you get the secret hadoken ability and hit him with it.
It took me two hours to beat the first Lynel I encountered. It felt so great to beat it though.
Ik it's not really what you're going for, but there was also that Dark Elf in the imperial prison at the beginning of Oblivion, I believe. He didn't really kill the Champion of Cyrodiil or pose any real threat at all, but he totally fucking roasts you while you're in your cell at the beginning and can't even do or say anything back about it. It made killing him for the Dark Brotherhood later on all the more satisfying.
You forgot the collectors ship in Mass Effect 2
Killing Helis in Horizon: Zero Dawn was as satisfying after he killed Rost in the beginning of the game.
I'm missing Chaos in Dissidia 012. Like, when you said "I know the game", he appears and annihilates you. Then you get revenge. That's poetry.
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I just bought 19 shock arrows and collected the last one from the lynel
Vaas from Far Cry 3
He shoots your brother in the neck (precise shooting tho), taunts you with a crap Forrest Gump reference, tries to burn you and your girlfriend alive, and ties you to a rock and kicks off a cliff before just straight up shooting you in the head
Even when you kill him, you're not entirely sure he's dead, considering the entire fight takes place in a trippy hallucination
One name. Daud.
You can spare him, so I don't think that he qualifies.
+Ninacska93 you still showed him who's boss tho
Was just about to comment that!
Idocrase Viriala dude! Red veil! Go team!
What about Augastine from Infamous: Second Son?
Sspoilers Ahead
She shows up in the beginning and jams concrete shards into EVERYONE IN YOUR TRIBE'S legs(that can only be removed with her powers) except your brother. You then find a conduit who have escaped her, and help her with some of her struggles, then move on to the next part of the city for Augustine to appear and throw a lsckey for you to fight. Once you beat him, she just strolls up to you and starts to encase you in concrete. You get saved by another conduit, then waaay later, you finally get to fight her after she's KILLED YOUR BROTHER. AND SHE SURVIVES THE DAMN FIGHT! Second go around, when she loses and you get her powers, this woman turns into a damn concrete golem.
I gotta say. Playing the evil mode just to kill her was worth it.
Killing the smartass cop that saves you at the beginning of Dead Rising 2 then turns out to be one of the final boss fights was pretty satisfying.
8:11 ...you know there’s a peak that has like 10 shock arrows and that you can fly directly to the Zora domain from? Just checking
I would say the Helmaroc King from Legend of Zelda wind waker. He steals your sister, throws you into the endless ocean like trash and then you get to fight him by smashing his skull in while all spotlights are on his failure!
Fallout New Vegas?
...Wow. Pretty damned surprised Handsome Jack wasn't on this list. The very start of your campaign begins with him playing your character into an explosive ruse in effort to end your existence, which leads off an insane warpath fuelled by your defiance against his efforts to do fulfill that very same goal: Dropkicking your silly ass off the mortal coil. And soon enough, after all that strife, you confront him in an ultimate battle after gun-blazing his foundation to tatters. We all showed that jerk.
this is how to make an old arcade game have deeper meanings and actually make it sound cool
On Skyrim: unless you use Alternate Start mod, then you are actually just some random guy that discovers Helgen and kill Alduin. The game does consider you starting in Helgen, but too much for fix that part.
Dayum Straight! Either Pac-Man or Berzerk is the first Survival Horror game ever! Berzerk has strong evidence supporting it, but then again, there are Ghosts in Pac-Man
I think it should have been giants from skyrim instead of alduin
Except giants don't attack you at the start of the game. You have to mess with them or their mammoths before they'll send you into low orbit (though getting too close to them will also work).
JetStream Sam from Metal Gear Rising. After an epic boss fight where you take down a giant robot, making you feel all powerful and like a badass, you're then immediately put into a bossfight where you can't win no matter what you do... but you do eventually get to kill him down the line and steal his sword so take THAT!
Should have included the unkillable necromorph from Dead Space that terrorizes you for a good portion of the game before you are finally able to melt him down with the engines of a shuttle. Classically terrifying.
Thank you for playing Debussy in the background occasionally.
Breath of Fire 2, that monster you fight in the cave as a kid who one shots you. You end up fighting it again towards the end of the game as the second to last boss. I believe there is even a part of it where you are forced to fight it 1 on 1 as it mocks you over the time it beat you.
Logain from DA:O. He didn't take the Blight seriously. Purposefully left Ferelden's Grey Wardens and the King of Ferelden to die, which was his own son and law. Then let everyone believe the remaining Grey Wardens were treasonous, because died people can't snitch, I guess. Whether you make him a Grey Warden (which is too good for him), or you execute him, he still pays.
What about Record Of Agarest War? Your very first fight is against the Dark Knight who proceeds to wreck you like a dump truck barreling down the highway. But at the end of ch.1 you proceed to return the tremendous favor.
What about Handsom Jack from Borderlands 2? While yes it is in the opening but, the fact that he tries to blow you up with a train car of dynamite still stands.
You all missed Zinyak from Saints Row IV. He really got what was coming to him lol
Any mention of Territorial Rotbart from Xenoblade Chronicles? He isn't story relevant, but he's a level 80 enemy in the 3rd map of the game being the Bionis Leg.
The guy kills Shulk's scrawny level 15 body while you're killing ponios and armus in an open field. All the more satisfying after killing him after the final boss
The Second Sister from Jedi Fallen Order; at the start of the game you’re completely outmatched by her, only just escaping thanks to intervention by Cere. You fight her twice more during your journey, doing considerably better each time until finally beating her in your fourth and final battle with her, which is pretty moving despite you not landing the killing blow. That honour goes to Vader.
Vile from Mega Man X. The very first battle is all about you losing an impossible fight, and later on, presumably when you have all the armor upgrades, or even not, you make him pay for curb stomping you in the very first stage.
No Metal Gear Rising: Revengance? Jetstream Sam chops your arm off, and blinds you in one eye at the beginning of that one. It’s probably one of the most humiliating first bosses in any game.
The ancient arrows don't teleport enemies.
It just straight-up vaporises them
man, gotta say that seeing a man's torso flayed to ribbons with a chainsaw on full display while the f word is censored on screen really makes me do a think
Vah ruta was the first divine beast I restored and I didnt realise you were supposed to stealth mission around the lynel so instead I actually sat there and died over and over again until I managed to kill it asdfgh
"Pac-Man is the first Survival-Horror game"
It's funny because it's true!
I ruined the 69 likes
Now it’s 69 backwards as 96
Lucky Rice now it's 97 😈
Almost 420!
@@bct2308 its still not lol
What about Valen Dreth from the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? When you first start the game (and I mean LITERALLY when you first start the game, he's the first NPC to actually talk to you after you create your character), he taunts you, making fun of your race and saying that you're going to die there in the prison cell. However, if you later join the Dark Brotherhood, one of the contracts you get is to break into the Imperial Prison and kill him.
Sweet, sweet revenge.
Oh yeah... I loved that.
He's also in Skyrim
I was legit about comment that. Most satisfying kill I've ever had in a video game.
@@thatone3590 Actually, it's a relative of his that appears in Skyrim.
@@judge_dreddpool7593 seems like his whole family are racists
"step towards the block when we call your name. ONE AT A TIME!" yeah, sure love, we're all in a rush to be decapitated
fun thing is, if the first guy wasn't in such a rush to get his head cut off, he would probably still have been alive when Alduin attacked.
Poor whatever his name was. We knew him for such a short time but he made our worlds a little bit brighter whilst we did.
If that guy at the beginning who stole a horse didnt run away. We all couldve been decapitated.....
Doesn’t one dude run and get killed anyway?
Violet Moon No. No. Wait your turn now.
"WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!"
Still one of my favorite skyrim quotes! 😂
*looks at oblivion portal*
Hmmmm I guess I should close you
Dragon
Duh
But what about the arrow in the knee
@@FB-ik1md In my game, anyone who says that gets a lightning bolt to the head. Gotta love mods.
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
Who else was shook when whoever was playing Pac-man ate the big dots and didn’t eat any ghosts?
KingDog that annoyed the hell out of me. Thought it was just me.
Yes!! Aggravating beyond belief
Mildy infuriating
But like it’s easier bc the ghosts are running away
Chang Chong they are Wrong
Gotta say, it says something about our world when a guy can cut another guy in half with a chainsaw fully uncensored but then you feel the need to censor out "fuck".
JakeTakesTheCakes and not shit
its Not the worlds fault
its the americans, since UA-cam has to follow their rules
no nipple policy, even for men has the same reason
I was listening to the radio once and they left "fucked up man" from Building a Mystery, but censored a reference to a gun in the very next song. Things are different here in Canada. :P
No nipple policy? Yea, that's what I thought too. Look up "breast surgery" and be amazed at what you can find on UA-cam. It's just the "sexual" content that needs to be censored, even if it's just pixels and not actual women. Then again, if you look at music videos and the like you can see completely naked women without a problem, even with ads on them. Fuck double standards and fuck censorship on a platform meant for adults.
MH3DragonKiller
I've seen this happen from places around the world on sites, TV shows, movies, etc. Fake gore almost always gets a pass whereas nudity or swearing needs to be censored at all costs.
In regards to alduin saving you at the beginning of Skyrim, my theory is that alduin sensed that a dragonborne was in helgen, but wasn't sure which humanoid it was, so he just decided to destroy helgen in an attempt to eliminate the one being capable of stopping him
There's another theory that one of the gods had summoned Alduin there to answer Lokir's prayers when he called for their assistance, but yours seems more reasonable.
Derpy Dolphin - Especially considering he's trying to *destroy* the world and not save it.
viper2003923 too bad he was actually the only reason you lived haha funii
no i think it is that tullius is about to win the war by killing ulfric and if this happens alduin will have lot less souls to consume in sovngarde so he stops the execution to keep the war going.
You being there was just a coincidence, if it wasn't then he would've told mirmulnir which we know he didn't since mirmulnir is suprised we are dragonborn.
I always wanted to think he actually saves you, cause he wants a proper fight. He wants to fight the dragonborne at his best.
Benny from Fallout New Vegas! He shot me in the face and left me in a grave to die, I seduced him and killed him in his sleep. Now we're even. 😈
he technically won tho
@@Hacel002 Nah mate, I get laid _and_ the satisfaction of killing him 😹😏
So...he got to bang you and then died painlessly without even knowing? Wow. You really showed him
@@masquerade3852 Due to the sound he made I don't think it was painless and he knew 👀
Oh yeah wasn’t Benny voiced by a celeb?
ME2. The Collectors blew up my ship, killed some of my crew and killed me. At the end of the game, I blew up their ship, saved all my crew and killed them all and their Reaper Baby.
Wolfram 1045 Yes!, that scene was PERFECT
Destroying the ship, not your ship being destroyed, that was sad
Wolfram 1045 i failed the first playthrough. No idea why, i was told i had a limited time so i just rushed in :/
CreepyPastaFollower Did you fail so hard that Shep died or just some crewmates?
Not true actually, it wasn't the collectors who blew your ship, it was Cerberus though. The protheans have done nothing wrong.
Guilherme Alvares No, it was Collectors who destroyed the original Normandy, (iirc) EDI says that "the ship's IFF matches the ship that doestroyed the Normandy SR-1" or something along those lines
I mean... alduin saves you from execution, his minions unlock your potential, and then offers you to join him. But sure... he’s a bully.
If I could I would join
Not rlly
@Alex Davies ...I feel like I have to point out the obvious that wanting to enslave everyone instead of eat them doesn't make Alduin a good guy.
He wants to literally eat the world. He is
This was the biggest nerd off I’ve ever seen.
How could you not include the cyborg Sam at the start of Metal Gear Revengeance? He absolutely wipes the floor with Raiden, toying with him while spouting his philosophy about combat, even cutting off Raiden's arm and cutting out his left eye.
Dark Pit Because no matter how good you think you are, Jetstream Sam is still cooler than you.
I can’t believe you guys left out Dishonored, where at the beginning Campbell and the Lord Regent sass you and are generally jerks. When we finally got to kill them, it was all worth it. >:)
I was thinking the royal 'interrogator' that you get to gore in the return to the palace. (I mean, if you want to)
Come on now, after what they did death would be far too kind and merciful
ThatGUY666666 Exactly. Why do you think we went for the Nonlethal Route?
All the wonderful ways you can kill those two. Also the simply glorious nonlethal way we could, one that involves exiling one and exposing him to the plague, the other exposing his crimes to the world and getting an off screen execution.
Still prefer incinerating the Lord Regent in a wall of light.
I love exposing the Lord Regent's crimes, then knocking him out and throwing him off the top of the castle.
"But that's the point which Sebastian decides "You know what ? F*ck this guy !"
Just brilliant.
You'd think after seeing the barbed wire wrap around his ankles he'd say "Oh, come ON!" especially after everything he went through in the first game.
Quick nobody like this vid
What about Dragon Age Inquisition...and Dishonored...and Red Dead Redemption...and The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine...I swear you guys leave obvious ones out of the original video just so your loyal fanbase can then make a whole new list for you. THAT'S JUST - pretty smart actually.
They *did* say that getting whupped by a future boss and then coming back later to put the boss in its place was practically a video game tradition.
RADU SOCOL they're smart when they do their stupid things, ain't they?
7 times you thought you were smarter than the game. Evil Within, where I sneak stabbed the Sadist thinking I killed him. FYI he just kills you instantly for trying.
That would be a very entertaining list.
"HaHA! I got you... Oh wait... shit."
Kota Carmona its possible to do it
What does the sadist look like again?
Possibly Cake-Tier Debater big bloody guy with a chainsaws
Killing Alduin was nowhere near as satisfying as wiping out giants - the first time you approach them they literally punch you to the moon!
Simon Burda In werewolf form [around level ten I got it], you can launch them in the air and all over if you hit them right.
Skyrim space program.
Elfan Waltz - Space ships? *Other* countries may need space ships, but we have giants! :D What was that? A reliable source of oxygen? ... Uuuuuh, quick! Cancel all future flights until we work that one out!
Ikr, just killed him a bit ago and it was literally the easiest thing I've ever done, hit me once with a fly by and *that was it*
Simon Burda lol just jump onto their pillar stones, and rain arrows on them
Goddamnit they didnt give me a spoiler alert for pacman!!!!!!!
Well at least I can not have spoilers
Ha!
HA!!! take that they made a mistake
Well, they didn't really spoil the game. The only real spoiler for Pac Man is that if you beat level 99 it tells you the secret meaning of life.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo i was so close to wooooshing you
I do love how they show a man being Sawn in half with a chainsaw, but censor a swear word at the same time...
That's youtube for you.
Yep
UA-cams fault. Allowed to show gore but can’t even say damn or shit. Unfortunate
Hush now child
what about The guy who shot us in the head in Fallout New Vegas I killed that guy so fast
Alex Halverson Benny?
Alex Halverson Good old Benny
No Spoiler alert for Pacman? You just ruined the entire game for me- Unsubbed.
warejax101 lel
warejax101 lol
bye
Surely Benny from New Vegas should be on here. He shoots you in the head before the intro scene has played out. The next twenty hours is a slog to get revenge on that Chandler-Bing-voiced bastard, which can include (but is not limited to): Gunning him down in his own casino, letting him be crucified by some very snazzily-dressed villains, going head to head with him in an unarmed gladiatorial fight to the death, or, my personal favourite, sleeping with him and snapping his neck like a dry twig. Ring-a-ding THAT, baby.
DistinctionDave Im replaying NV right now way more than 40 hours and still haven't killed him. Hell I slept with him and let him slide too. Hey, I like the sex but I want a fight too
Combine from Half Life 2. First they have you picking up cans. Then they beat you with batons. Then you murder them with explosive barrels and giant insects
don't forget each other :P
I know that "foos-roh-DUH" was scripted but I genuinely believe the boo was real and I agree
Must admit, I found the finale of skyrim rather anticlimactic. Alduin is basically just a dragon, and I'd literally killed hundreds of those by the time I got around to finishing the main quest. And now the game's given me warriors from Valhalla..erm...Soverngard?... and a dragon shout that makes dragons crash land and become monumentally more vulnerable.
Sorry, not an interesting final boss. Good game, bad final boss.
I don't think it was that bad, especially compared to Oblivion. At least you actually got to fight him, while in the previous game you just watched an NPC do the (incredibly slow and poorly choreographed) fighting while you were rooted in place with control restricted to moving the camera only. Couldn't even draw your weapon or use magic to aid in the fight.
Honestly though Skyrim was never about the main quest. There's too much other cool shit to do.
Skyrim's my first Elder Scrolls game. Didn't realize what it was taking as its starting point.
Fully agreed - I've only done the main quest once. That's why I said "good game, bad final boss." More story focused games would take a *much* bigger hit from having that lacklustre finale.
I believe he's intentionally easy just in case anyone somebow managed to make it to that point with a bad character, or at least not one meant for combat. If he was an actual super Dragon boss, certain builds just flat out couldn't beat the game, like a pure stealth thief or something.
I'd have gone with Nemesis from RE3, Benny from New Vegas, and the Vanguard from Demon's Souls.
Yeah but you can kill Vanguard in the first encounter.
I'd go for Gears of War Berserker's
How many videos dose nemesis need lol
Or how about some original content instead.
I mean I enjoy humiliating Benny. He's a joke
No Kratos? I don’t think he’ll be very happy about his exclusion. And trust me, you do NOT want to be on that dude’s bad side. Which, being Kratos, accounts for 99.5% of his sides.
Most of Desmond Miles' ancestors have had more than their share of revenge, and they know how to pull off an assassination.
“What you call “petty revenge” I call restoring the balance”
Not enough off-screen "booo" moments. Those are my favourite xD