Jerry Espenson's Rant on guns

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  • Опубліковано 28 бер 2014
  • A very comprehensive rant by actor Christian Clemenson, as Jerry Espenson in Boston Legal episode Dancing With Wolves, season 5, episode 3.

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  • @Matthew_Yoink
    @Matthew_Yoink 4 роки тому +40

    I remember this episode.
    We, the jury, find in favor of Denny Crane. Not guilty.
    Denny: your honor, we appeal.
    Judge: you can’t appeal, you won.

  • @yao052
    @yao052 4 роки тому +563

    The irony is this ended up backfiring. Danny intentionally asked Jerry Esperson to make a pro gun closing so that he would lose and eventually have the case brought to the Supreme Court. Except Denny Crane ends up winning the case which pissed him off.

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +13

      Right on point!

    • @VincentandCoBxl
      @VincentandCoBxl 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks for that info!

    • @JoshSmith-ek5gk
      @JoshSmith-ek5gk 4 роки тому +17

      Yep! Just goes to show how stupid the Jury was.

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +57

      @@JoshSmith-ek5gk The jury was so mesmerized being in the same courtroom as Denny Crane they couldn't think straight. Lol

    • @JoshSmith-ek5gk
      @JoshSmith-ek5gk 4 роки тому +3

      Lee Griffin oh MosDef’ 😇

  • @theVolunteer24
    @theVolunteer24 2 роки тому +79

    Jerry channeled Alan here, so incredibly well.

  • @ATLienForLife
    @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +300

    The look on Denny's face throughout is Classic!

    • @kevinkalvo7914
      @kevinkalvo7914 4 роки тому +29

      I know.. like a proud dad.

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +28

      @@kevinkalvo7914 To speak that loud without uttering a single word. Shatner is an amazing actor. Underrated.

    • @ibashcommunists6847
      @ibashcommunists6847 Рік тому

      The right to bear arms is intended for use against tyrannical governments and leftist trashcans.

  • @Sarasdad91
    @Sarasdad91 Рік тому +46

    You can't tell me he wasn't showing a little bit of Alan Shore in his argument. At times he literally sounded like Alan. Jerry was a genius, and Christian should get his own series. Great actor.

    • @ISIO-George
      @ISIO-George 11 місяців тому +3

      Watching this again, I was thinking the same thing. I could see this being an Alan Shore rant, It's like the one character was channelling the other,

    • @brians9508
      @brians9508 10 місяців тому +2

      @@ISIO-George Actually, like the same writer was writing for both characters. Oh wait, he was . . .

  • @psalmtone2008
    @psalmtone2008 4 роки тому +93

    He's channeling Spader!

  • @maninthetrenchcoat5603
    @maninthetrenchcoat5603 4 роки тому +94

    And thus, Jerry earned his wooden cigar.

  • @cartagocuarto7090
    @cartagocuarto7090 4 роки тому +97

    Funny he says "show of hands". This really was the show of Hands.

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +9

      Touché! Tou·ché! Tou·ché!
      "Hands" Espenson!
      Cannot believe I didn't catch that.

    • @stevenmanchester2104
      @stevenmanchester2104 4 роки тому +1

      and not all of them

  • @alexandermathieson4774
    @alexandermathieson4774 3 роки тому +390

    he won his case by destroying his own argument . that's some good writing right there

    • @MR-ki8ud
      @MR-ki8ud 2 роки тому +14

      David E Kelly writing. 👏👏👏

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 2 роки тому +10

      This was a REALLY good show but shows the gaps in the legal system.

    • @salanzaldi4551
      @salanzaldi4551 2 роки тому +13

      Law abiding citizens have the right to own guns. It isn't the law abiding citizens who are useing guns to commit crimes.

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 2 роки тому +6

      @@salanzaldi4551 that's 100% true.
      The problem is how are they people who commit crimes getting guns? No one seems to know 😕.
      So any legislation to stop criminals getting guns is shut down by the law-abiding citizens who think its about them. Its not about legal gun ownership.
      But I would like someone who is a law-abiding, gun owner to explain to me why you feel no responsibility thats its legal to sell a gun at a gun show without any responsibility that you may be selling to a criminal?

    • @tpl608
      @tpl608 2 роки тому +1

      @@salanzaldi4551 whiskey rebellion. 1st thing Washington did was to take the guns.

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer9416 2 роки тому +70

    This is the most productive use of hypocrisy I've ever seen in an argument.

  • @Dr.Beetlejuice110
    @Dr.Beetlejuice110 2 роки тому +89

    This was such a great moment for the character of Jerry. Denny loved every moment of it!!!

    • @nzt1423
      @nzt1423 Рік тому

      Wach the beggining of the episode for a context.

    • @Douglas-nt7jd
      @Douglas-nt7jd 11 місяців тому

      ​@@arron4749how is he a white supremacist?

    • @theyhateme8763
      @theyhateme8763 5 місяців тому

      there it is,, everything is racist@@arron4749

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 5 місяців тому +6

    The towering sarcasm... spectacular.

  • @Celtic_Blade
    @Celtic_Blade Рік тому +5

    For the love, A well regulated Militia does not mean, ‘Let the government tell you who gets to own a gun.’

    • @chrissanto
      @chrissanto Рік тому +1

      Yes it does. Do you want to own a tank? Can't do that can you. Also... do you think that a bunch of fat guys running around in the woods can overtake the US Government? Have you ever heard of drones? You can stockpile all the AK-47's you want comrade but one f-35 will turn your compound into ash.

    • @mahaffer71
      @mahaffer71 Рік тому +3

      @@chrissanto You actually can own a tank and F-35 if you have the money. No law saying you cant. In Vietnam and Afghanistan 2 countries that didnt have a navy, air force and technology and training win both wars. Answer Guns

    • @chrissanto
      @chrissanto Рік тому

      @@mahaffer71 LOL... you really don't know how things work do you? Yes, you can own a tank. There are no Abrams tanks in private hands. Some private citizens do have tanks from WWII but it takes YEARS to get one and costs way more than the tank is worth. Also, while the machine guns on said tanks might still work, the main barrel has been decommissioned. That means that if you try to fire a round through it, it will explode and maybe kill the tank crew.
      As far as f-35s are concerned... Let us all know who has $80 million dollars to piss away on one jet fighter. Certainly not Trump. See, sales of weapons systems in a global economy is a complicated thing that involves Geo-political concerns and State security concerns. Things you have no experience with or knowledge of. Please stop embarrassing yourself and pipe down.

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 10 місяців тому

      ​@@chrissantoyour first comment was, "you can't own a tank or f35" and your last comment was, "Well, technically you can it'll take a lot of money."
      So basically, you were wrong in the first one. If you have enough money and investment, you can buy a tank.

    • @chrissanto
      @chrissanto 10 місяців тому

      @@stansman5461 Well gosh, I guess you misunderstood because I didn't use the word "de-weaponized" . See, it's illegal to own a Sherman tank that can still fire rounds. Sure you can own one, but you can't load it and shoot down a building. Hell, you can own almost anything if you have the money but it is illegal to own a P-52 Mustang that still has machine guns in the wings and nose. On top of the legal issues, do you know how much it costs to maintain those kinds of machines? It's millions of dollars.
      Nice try kid, maybe serve in the military before you speak about thing you have no knowledge of.

  • @banjokazooie370
    @banjokazooie370 10 місяців тому +13

    Funny thing about this case was that Danny and Jerry were trying to lose it so the appeal would go to a higher court but instead they end up winning and Danny then says “even when I am trying to lose I end up winning.”

  • @KasbashPlays
    @KasbashPlays 4 роки тому +91

    2:49 - "PIPE DOWN SACKY BOY!!!"
    I spat my coffee out laughing.

    • @TheChickenlittle11
      @TheChickenlittle11 2 роки тому +1

      2:46 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @macdonaldukah1680
      @macdonaldukah1680 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      My favourite part in the whole thing, which is saying a lot, cos the entire rant was brilliant!

  • @angelrios5897
    @angelrios5897 4 роки тому +99

    The tempo of this script is faster than Busta Rhymes serving as an auctioneer.

  • @flashstudiosguy
    @flashstudiosguy 2 роки тому +64

    I love how all Shatner's character does is just sit and enjoy the show

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell 4 роки тому +26

    What an actor!

  • @charlesandresen-reed1514
    @charlesandresen-reed1514 2 роки тому +183

    The hidden danger of all real satire: someone might think it sounds perfectly reasonable.

    • @jacobjones5269
      @jacobjones5269 Рік тому +2

      Usually the women..

    • @Gmthekiller
      @Gmthekiller 11 місяців тому +2

      @@jacobjones5269 *trumpsters.

    • @zippyzipster46
      @zippyzipster46 10 місяців тому +7

      @@GmthekillerWow. Nothing like trusting the Government to be the only ones with guns. Nothing like ignoring 2000+ years of human history to believe in fucked up fairy tales. Lol.

    • @Gmthekiller
      @Gmthekiller 10 місяців тому

      @@zippyzipster46 the way you was triggered by my comment shows you're deep in Maga cult.
      How's the deep state? Lol

    • @derekbridgerii2102
      @derekbridgerii2102 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@zippyzipster46Reason is only valuable when both parties practice it. Everything is reasonable when the effects of decisions are left out of the conversation. The 2nd is just as, if not more important than the rest as it provides the means to defend them.

  • @OneWithManyThings
    @OneWithManyThings 4 роки тому +47

    Show of hands, who’s titillated?
    Bahahaha

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell 2 роки тому +14

    An incredible actor!!

  • @countbenjamin1442
    @countbenjamin1442 2 роки тому +17

    This show had so many Wonderful moments like this one. For sure one of the top ones

    • @PeaceCommando
      @PeaceCommando 2 роки тому +2

      I totally agree Count! This was a unique show with a stellar cast and excellent writing. As James Spader once mentioned at a cast panel: "...an excellent cocktail (of humor and drama)".

  • @Turboy65
    @Turboy65 Рік тому +7

    "well regulated militia" meant, well equipped and trained, and the militia was all able bodied men able to bear arms. Had nothing to do with the army. Remember, the first amendment was written shortly after we got done winning a war against a British tyrant and his troops. Absolutely it was intended to protect our INDIVIDUAL rights to keep and bear arms...arms suitable for any purpose including killing enemy soldiers at a distance, which we had just spent years doing.

    • @tarakivu8861
      @tarakivu8861 10 місяців тому

      You still forgot the "well regulated militia" part.. somehow.. that is missing nowdays. Any idiot can buy and bear one.
      I am all for shooting as a sport.. but just everyone having one without having to prove "well regulated"?

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 10 місяців тому

      No, you still need to be mentally sane and not a felon to own a gun. Some states even make sure you aren't a known violent criminal.

    • @Turboy65
      @Turboy65 10 місяців тому +1

      @@stansman5461 Where does it say that in the Constitution or Bill of Rights? I actually do think that violent criminals and the mentally ill (democrats, mostly) should not be permitted access to firearms but is that Constitutionally supportable?

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Turboy65 I believe the able body also included the mind. Since I can't imagine the founding fathers coming across someone with a mental defect and calling them able bodied or considering that they should have the same rights as those of the sane

    • @TomBarbashev
      @TomBarbashev 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@tarakivu8861He didn't forget "well regulated" it was literally the first comment he stated.
      "Well regulated militia" meant a "well armed, citizen fighting force".

  • @polkhigh2317
    @polkhigh2317 2 роки тому +36

    boston legal was an amazing series with excellent writers

    • @tillscheller
      @tillscheller Рік тому

      imho the topics and especially ethics were fine, but the characters switched too many times with no explaination or very poor one liners by the remaining cast. The best thing about the show is, how it secretly makes parody of every single major problem the US had at the time or still has.

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 10 місяців тому

      ​@@tillschellerit wasn't very secret, nor subtle. It's just that people didn't pay attention.

  • @TheLastResort3113
    @TheLastResort3113 6 місяців тому +3

    A well-regulated militia brings their own weapons to the fight.😮

    • @mahaffer71
      @mahaffer71 8 днів тому +1

      Just look at out founders and there quotes on the people have the right to own a gun and what militia meant beck then

  • @matthewtraber1143
    @matthewtraber1143 4 роки тому +24

    5 points to whoever caught Robert Kennedy allusion.

  • @douglasbrock5965
    @douglasbrock5965 Рік тому +5

    A militia is a Civilian arm, not a federally controlled one. It means it shall not be infringed because it effects the ability to maintain civilian militia.

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml 10 місяців тому

      "Well regulated militia" - Who do you suggest is supposed to be doing the regulating? The militia itself?

    • @douglasbrock5965
      @douglasbrock5965 10 місяців тому

      @@Wolf-ln1ml ummm the State and not the Fed? You know, like it always was?
      Dont really know much about it do you.

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml 10 місяців тому

      @@douglasbrock5965 _"the State and not the Fed? You know, like it always was?"_
      Yeah, not everyone lives in a country that's organized exactly as the USA, and that the situation in the USA is "the way it always was"... But thanks for demonstrating that you're just _another_ US American who is arrogant and ignorant enough to assume that, makes it easier to put this conversation into the right perspective...

    • @TomBarbashev
      @TomBarbashev 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Wolf-ln1mlWell regulated meant, in general, "functioning as expected, working properly, precise, etc".
      In the context of a militia it meant "to be well armed and trained".
      This literally could not exist without "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" being infringed upon.

  • @RookieActor
    @RookieActor 2 роки тому +10

    "Nah-ah!!!"
    I love the way he says that.

  • @gerbilfarm
    @gerbilfarm 2 роки тому +6

    Denny Crane can't even lose to Denny Crane. Denny Crane.

  • @robbkinnin1988
    @robbkinnin1988 Рік тому +2

    Boston Legal is a classic. I’ll be binge watching it soon!

  • @Joe-629
    @Joe-629 7 місяців тому +3

    Even if the 2nd amendment did not exist we would still have the right as persons to keep and bear arms because we are born with our rights. Our rights do not come from the state or the Constitution for that matter. If the second amendment means that only the militia had the right to keep and bear arms, it would have said that. But it does not say that, it says the right of THE PEOPLE to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. The clause points out that the militia is needed for a free state.

    • @mahaffer71
      @mahaffer71 8 днів тому

      George Mason- "I asked sir what is the militia it is the whole people to disarms of people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them
      George Mason- "I ask who are the militia? They consist now of the whole people, except a few public officers."
      Samuel Adams "The constitution shall never be construed to prevent the people of the U.S who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms"

  • @SofaKing401
    @SofaKing401 10 місяців тому +6

    This show really pioneered combining proper legal analysis with sassy monologues

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 11 місяців тому +3

    "Uh oh. He's using the Chewbazooka defense."

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 4 роки тому +5

    The simple truth is.. this is the simple truth.

  • @JohnCrawford1979
    @JohnCrawford1979 Рік тому +3

    I miss Scalia.

  • @Digitalhatproduction
    @Digitalhatproduction 2 роки тому +5

    I love how Jerry is channeling his Alan Shore here

  • @Azraiel213
    @Azraiel213 Рік тому +11

    Was a nice touch mentioning the imaginary gun show loophole, I didn't even realize it was such an old fib! 😆

    • @horrorfan117
      @horrorfan117 Рік тому

      Wait it's imaginary? Guess I didn't buy my gun last weekend.

    • @Azraiel213
      @Azraiel213 Рік тому +3

      Guess you didn't, @@horrorfan117!

    • @zrxdoug
      @zrxdoug 5 місяців тому

      @@horrorfan117
      Not without a NICs check you didn't.
      Claiming you did isn't a fib, it's just a plain ol' lie.

  • @dongrey5709
    @dongrey5709 2 роки тому +31

    Need to bring this show back!!

    • @patrickkelley6780
      @patrickkelley6780 2 роки тому +2

      nah.... at least for now.....people tooooo stupid to understand it...

    • @seanswinton6242
      @seanswinton6242 2 роки тому +1

      I agree. I miss it's predecessor "The Practice" as well. I'm glad I bought the series on DVD. The only complete season of "The Practice" was it's final one. It set the stage for "Boston Legal". It's my pet peeve with changes in technology. Music and movies are often discontinued. Not every TV show one my like is available just like classic music you may have grown up with. Unfortunately, it's legal issues with ownership and royalties.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 2 роки тому +1

      @@seanswinton6242 torrents still a thing?

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx 2 роки тому

      @@julesmasseffectmusic I'm pretty sure you can stream every episode of Boston Legal for free with commercials on Amazon Prime.
      Not sure about The Practice. I've still never watched it even though I've rewatched BL 4 or 5 times.

    • @Azraiel213
      @Azraiel213 Рік тому

      Oh no, don't hope for them to try and bring anything that was actually good back for at least another decade. The industry has never been so hopelessly inept, unimaginative and political and thy probably won't clean house for a while yet! 😆

  • @jerrybobteasdale
    @jerrybobteasdale Рік тому +2

    "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." That's partly fo keep our State secure and safe. And partly to keep a pool from which can form well-regulated militias.

    • @davidchildress7150
      @davidchildress7150 Рік тому

      Nah. Not even close. A well regulated militia is defined elsewhere in the constitution...

    • @jerrybobteasdale
      @jerrybobteasdale Рік тому

      @@davidchildress7150 Yes, militia is mentioned elsewhere in the Constitution. For each man to have the protected right to keep and bears arms is in the 2nd Amendment, and it says right there that one purpose for that is provide for a pool of citizens who can form militias. "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." For at least that one reason, it says that the right shall not be infringed. That doesn't preclude other reasons to protect that right, either. The essence of it:"the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

    • @TomBarbashev
      @TomBarbashev 3 місяці тому

      ​@@davidchildress7150The "Well regulated militia" was defined in the Militia Act of 1792, and it meant "all able bodied men between ages 18-45 must provide their own private arms and ammo if called forth to aid the National government."

  • @ellenfisher5750
    @ellenfisher5750 2 роки тому +5

    Preach, Jerry!!!!

  • @kathrynhall7021
    @kathrynhall7021 2 роки тому +36

    Outstanding writing. I wonder how many "takes" it took to accomplish this argument.

    • @seanoneill9130
      @seanoneill9130 Рік тому

      @arron4749 Quiet down sleepy get back to your Sago of Swindon you pizzle.

    • @mahaffer71
      @mahaffer71 Рік тому

      @arron4749 Frederick Douglass- “A man’s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.
      Frederick Douglass- The true remedy for the fugitive slave bill is a good revolver, a steady hand, and a determination to shoot down any man attempting to kidnap
      Martin Luther King- Violence exercised in self-defense, which all societies, from the most primitive to the most cultured and civilized, accept as moral and legal. The principle of self-defense, even involving weapons and bloodshed, has never been condemned, even by Gandhi
      Roy Innis-To make inexpensive guns impossible to get is to say that you're putting a money test on getting a gun. It's racism in its worst form

  • @DonMeaker
    @DonMeaker 2 роки тому +4

    Oh, and the judge was played by the wonderful Artie Johnson, who used to be the little German (and other characters) on Laugh In, looking from behind various potted plants and saying "Very interesting!!!"

    • @mrj60706
      @mrj60706 2 роки тому +4

      Close. The actor playing the judge was Henry Gibson, who was also on Laugh In with Artie. He also played the head of the Illinois Nazis in Blues Brothers, but not the German hiding in the fern on Laugh In.

    • @hard2getitrightagain314
      @hard2getitrightagain314 Рік тому +1

      Henry Gibson!!!! Thank you!!!

  • @booyahinc
    @booyahinc 2 роки тому +6

    Was any of the legal assessments in this rant accurate? Nuh-uh!

  • @dimitrijejovanovich6488
    @dimitrijejovanovich6488 2 роки тому +4

    “Pipe down, sacky boy!”

  • @milky1234123
    @milky1234123 11 місяців тому +3

    Carls face at the end will always get a laugh from me "what the fuck did i just get myself into"

  • @MrHammerHigh
    @MrHammerHigh 4 роки тому +6

    he still wo that case - he is Denny Crane after all

  • @stinger4712
    @stinger4712 2 роки тому +9

    The look on Denny's face as Jerry closed his closing....

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому +1

      Like a pyromaniac watching a blaze.

  • @darrinwebber4077
    @darrinwebber4077 11 місяців тому

    That was an excellent presentation.
    Hilarious and effective.
    ( I think he was learning from Alan Shore )

  • @jaypandya1346
    @jaypandya1346 4 роки тому +5

    0:29 Carl is like WTF are u doing boi?????

  • @playsinmud
    @playsinmud Рік тому +2

    It's funny seeing Henry Gibson as the judge after seeing him as the head Illinois nazi on the Blues Brothers...😂😂😂

  • @vikkiwightman6090
    @vikkiwightman6090 2 роки тому +2

    I'm miss them so much 💕

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 4 роки тому +17

    10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea---a good start.

  • @Skoora
    @Skoora 2 роки тому +3

    Iirc, he was using the cigarette as a way to help himself trigger a confident outspoken persona, trying to overcome his Aspergers..

  • @tomspring213
    @tomspring213 Рік тому +1

    I love this show so much. I miss it.

  • @billparrish9200
    @billparrish9200 Рік тому +1

    Clemenson - fat and thin - was always a great character actor. Black Widow librarian. Loser brother in Bad Company. Chain-smoking flight surgeon in Apollo 13. Great to see him finally acknowledged and given his own wings.

    • @zrxdoug
      @zrxdoug 5 місяців тому

      He was quite good in "The Adventures of Brisco County Jr" as well..

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines 2 роки тому +5

    He spat that out faster than Eminem

  • @calliewickham7551
    @calliewickham7551 2 роки тому +4

    What a lack of understanding

  • @nadjame674
    @nadjame674 2 роки тому +3

    Era muito bom
    Que pena que não passa mais

  • @DavidAR101
    @DavidAR101 4 роки тому +22

    In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take a human life. He replied: "I don't know, I've only ever killed communists"

    • @RalphReagan
      @RalphReagan 2 роки тому

      Yep, right on!

    • @Azraiel213
      @Azraiel213 Рік тому

      Holy fuck, he's not cool, he's cold as ice! 😎

  • @mr.pompodill1485
    @mr.pompodill1485 5 місяців тому +1

    Ironically, Jerry was supposed to make a pro gun argument to make Denny lose and the case gets kicked up to the Supreme Court, but he ended up coming across as sarcastic. Denny won.

  • @Brian-uy2tj
    @Brian-uy2tj 11 місяців тому +2

    It is too bad they didn't include their meeting in the conference room outside the courtroom right after this scene where Denny give Jerry a cigar and explains to "Hackey sack man" what the strategy was in the courtroom.

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 11 місяців тому +1

      Denny can't lose even when he tries to

    • @Brian-uy2tj
      @Brian-uy2tj 11 місяців тому

      @@KingOfGamesss He didn't lose because he wasn't the attorney and he wanted to lose so that he could appeal the case to a higher court and get a more definitive decision.

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 11 місяців тому

      @@Brian-uy2tj I was repeating what he said himself...did you forget?

  • @brianpeters7847
    @brianpeters7847 2 роки тому +3

    That's some pretty good acting right there

  • @n2cycles
    @n2cycles 2 роки тому +10

    Keep in mind that a free nation must have a militia to defend against other nations but the founder knew that a standing army could be used against the people from a nefarious ruler. The people needed to be armed tomdefemd against its own leaders if the army was used against the people. The British army was used against the people and tried to take the citizens guns.

    • @christianjohns8352
      @christianjohns8352 2 роки тому

      Exactly why the entire premise of the rant in this video is misguided. Also why anti gun activists are naive.... they want the government to have authority over their lives until it doesn't work out for them. As soon as the ball drops, they are begging for help, even anti gun Hollywood has a character in nearly every movie with lawlessness that is a passive schmuck until the bad guys come, then begs the "hero" to protect them.
      Word of advice to the anti gun crowd... usually the pansy anti gun guy in the movies doesn't make it. Think about that when you make decisions in real life, it's much less forgiving than the movies.

    • @Ares99999
      @Ares99999 11 місяців тому +1

      And yet the USA is one of the few countries in the world where guns are so protected. Has it made it safer? No. Quite the opposite. And by the way, the UK has stricter gun laws AND less gun deaths.

    • @DXGypsy
      @DXGypsy 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Ares99999the UK also arrests is citizens over words on the Internet and arrests people who defend themselves from violent crimes. They are no model. In fact we fought a war to break away from them and not be like them. America has it's own zeitgeist. Our own mindset. We're individualists. We don't curl in a ball and pray for the government to tell us what to do or to keep us safe. We take care of ourselves. I have absolutely zero interest in being like the UK or the EU or Australia, or any other nation.

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml 10 місяців тому

      Due to the sheer size of the USA, there was _zero_ chance of any standing army they could put together at that time to defend the territory from an invasion. Local militias made perfect sense then.
      Sure, a "standing army" (or rather, a military) can in principle be exploited by a nefarious ruler (government or military leader). But please, show me the militia that stands an actual chance against even just a quarter - *_any_* quarter you want to put together to give your militia the best chance against it - of the US military. To call the fights a "war" would be pure cynicism. You might as well put Mike Tyson against a three-year-old and warn him of the toddler's mean right hook...

  • @gaygaz9737
    @gaygaz9737 2 роки тому +3

    Brilliant and appropriate for this moment in time.

  • @TennantJunkie1993
    @TennantJunkie1993 2 роки тому +1

    Yay, Aspie lawyer and Carl defending Denny. My two favorite things: Fellow Aspies and John Larroquette.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому +1

      That furious, sarcastic *sneering* at hypocrisy, that sincere disgust and powerless fury... They're not defectives. They're the *referee bugs.* The reason we've got demagogues and child rapists in the West is because we don't make people like Jerry here _clergy_ anymore. Dudes like him are born to be Commisars and Vicars and Inquisitors.

  • @spornge
    @spornge Рік тому +1

    Still not as brilliant as when John Larroquette wins a death penalty case by accusing the DA of being anti death penalty by pushing for the dealth penalty in a prosecution.

    • @spornge
      @spornge 8 місяців тому

      That is one of my favorites as well.

  • @pendragonshall
    @pendragonshall 2 роки тому +48

    Peoples ignorance on the second amendment is staggering. The founding fathers wrote several pieces On this. There is no confusion on what they meant. And it is not for what we consider a militia today and it is not for only the army it is for every able-bodied American. The definition and use of militia is different now than it was then and it is for the use of all Americans to have the right to own any fire arm and as many as we want unimpeded. That right is very infringed and impeded. Just like the first amendment is becoming now

    • @grizzlynad
      @grizzlynad 2 роки тому +2

      bwahahaha "The definition and use of militia is different now than it was then"... bravo for shooting yourself in the foot (pun intended)

    • @pendragonshall
      @pendragonshall 2 роки тому +2

      @@grizzlynad twisting and quoting part of what I wrote only shows you to belong in my first sentence.

    • @TommyGlint
      @TommyGlint 2 роки тому +3

      Every able bodied American?
      Do you not mean between ages 18 to 45? And…. ehm, white? And under disciplin and organizing of Congress if needed?
      How did you get from that to “everybody gets an Uzi”?

    • @pendragonshall
      @pendragonshall 2 роки тому +6

      @@TommyGlint Just as first amendment rights don't apply to just paper and quill but your cellphone and any mode of communication. So does the 2nd amendment right apply to ALL citizens. Arguments on skin color and age were also resolved. As were nationality and sex. Again peoples ignorance on this is staggering. Then they want to argue and make ignorant points. Read up on sites that discuss this other than berkley. God bless and good luck.. youre gonna discover a lot.. like the argument on skin color as that was a democrat arguing point not a constitutional one nor Republican not that most Republican politicians aren't just as rotten as democrat ones these days

    • @TommyGlint
      @TommyGlint 2 роки тому +5

      Well, I was just under the impression that Congress specified what the Militias was. Speech is speech no matter the media, but a Militia, who is mustered as such in books and drills on Sundays after church is not the same as everybody gets an AK in 2021.
      I’m not saying I know a lot about the subject, I just find it odd how important the gun enthusiasts find the words “the people” in that quote, but apparently “Militia” as a term means nothing really, when in fact it isn’t just anybody with a gun.

  • @Ansonidak
    @Ansonidak 8 місяців тому

    Great scene I loved the way Denny had this look of admiration.

  • @tasteslikeawesome
    @tasteslikeawesome 2 роки тому +27

    The people are the militia, and were expected to supply their own guns. Just regular people with canons and muskets, ready to fight tyranny whenever needed. The right of the people, not the government, to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. It’s the bill of rights, rights of the people, not government rights. It would make no sense to write it that way, let alone put it there.

    • @MrOniro1
      @MrOniro1 2 роки тому +4

      Sure, because who needs a complex legal document to be clear and not subject to interpretation, am I right?
      American's lust for gun is almost equal to the orgasm they get of seeing kids die at the border or watching someone go into bankruptcy because of medical debts.

    • @kurtinklern3262
      @kurtinklern3262 2 роки тому

      @@James-ux3nt I have no need to fear that gang bangers will shoot me more than I fear a sick man on my block with his legally purchased weapon.

    • @kurtinklern3262
      @kurtinklern3262 2 роки тому

      @@James-ux3nt Why? Just don't let a sick man buy a gun legally.

    • @kurtinklern3262
      @kurtinklern3262 2 роки тому

      @@James-ux3nt Lovely rant. Do more to keep sick people from having guns.

    • @kurtinklern3262
      @kurtinklern3262 2 роки тому

      @@James-ux3nt 1) Make background checks law for all guns sales. 2) Initiate "red flag" laws. 3) Bump stocks and large magazine bans.

  • @Spider_7_7
    @Spider_7_7 3 роки тому +3

    Pipe down, Sacky boy! 😂

  • @thomask70
    @thomask70 2 роки тому +8

    I always loved Jerry…
    Denny Crane.

  • @christopherweber9464
    @christopherweber9464 2 роки тому

    If anyone wants to have some real fun try looking up the words to the song that was played at the end of the rant and enjoy.

  • @mossgeneralphodiso2461
    @mossgeneralphodiso2461 4 роки тому +4

    2 words Danny Crane

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +1

      The 2 most feared words in this or any other language.

  • @markconnor9727
    @markconnor9727 3 роки тому +23

    I guess the real trick is to just ignore the first comma in the prefatory clause?
    Stated another way "Since a well regulated Militia must exist for our security against other countries, the right of the common people to keep weapons shall not be infringed by the aforesaid armed Militia"
    That's cute. By ignoring the first comma, it makes it seem like it's the well regulated militia's right to bear arms that shouldn't be infringed. Infringed by whom, themselves?

    • @jliuatl
      @jliuatl 3 роки тому +10

      Yes. And not just other countries. The first battles of the American Revolution (Lexington and Concord) was over guns. The British were on the way to take away the colonists’ guns. The founders knew that without guns, the people stand no chance not against foreign countries, but against their own government. Own government? Hogwash. Oh wait. The British were the government of the people at that time... hmmm.

  • @jaypandya7441
    @jaypandya7441 2 роки тому +1

    Pipe down Sacky boy

  • @darrenberquist1000
    @darrenberquist1000 2 роки тому +3

    This video hits differently after recent SCOTUS decisions...

    • @theprogram863
      @theprogram863 Рік тому +3

      A little. Twenty years ago, the writer could have Jerry say that no Supreme Court in history had found that the Second Amendment guaranteed anyone the right to bear arms outside of the military, and a viewer would more or less accept that at face value. Even then, it sounded a little weird. Did the bill of rights really need to specify that the military had a right to weapons? Who was going to take their guns? And if that was the point, why didn't anybody say so at the time? The Heller decision went through the historical and legal record and produced a _long_ list of prior precedents, history that gun control decisions starting around the New Deal era had ignored. The left-wing faction's dissent to that opinion made many arguments for gun control, but didn't even try to challenge that the case law and history were there.
      Also, Jerry's speech implied that only a small faction of extremist judges believed that the second amendment guaranteed a right to bear arms, but obviously Scalia died many years ago now and a great many judges continue to read the amendment that way.
      It's a great speech, very effective at the time, but in hindsight I don't think it lands the way it did back then. If anything, it may undermine its own cause. These days, most pro-gun and even many gun owners can quote those precedents. Priming an audience in favor of gun control with Jerry's arguments (instead of other, more effective points) just sets them up to fail.

    • @tarakivu8861
      @tarakivu8861 10 місяців тому

      @@theprogram863 Still missing "well regulated militia"..
      I agree Law is situational and changes not only over time but also with how the society changes. Interestingly, everyone jumps to the constitution to take it word for word when its something they dont like.
      Funny too.. always freedoms, freedoms.. but fine with having them taken away anywhere else

    • @theprogram863
      @theprogram863 10 місяців тому +1

      @@tarakivu8861 I don't know what you're agreeing with. The law doesn't change when society changes, it changes when the legislature explicitly changes it (if necessary, by amending the Constitution). If we don't take the Constitution word for word, then it has no meaning. And the whole point of Heller was that the wording is critical, as we no longer use the word "militia" as it was used back then. Before and as it was passed, the Bill of Rights was widely discussed and the second amendment was understood as a clear protection for the _individual's_ right to bear arms. The decisions I mentioned discuss this in detail (the dissent is worth reading, too).
      And where did I discuss taking away other people's freedoms? Or does your respect for civil rights expire as soon as you think some third party out there doesn't support them?
      This is exactly what I was warning about. Parroting errors about the Second Amendment's history and wording, even widespread ones, may give you a quick dopamine hit during an argument, but they are easily debunked in the internet era and crowd out the valid legal arguments. I suppose if I had a win-at-all-costs mindset, I shouldn't try to warn you. Something similar happened with RvW, too: there were many opportunities in the next few decades to pass legislation or federal law (or even a constitutional amendment) to guarantee the right to choose. RvW's reasoning was flawed and poorly justified, and everyone knew it. They could have created an alternative legal foundation for the right to choose, something more legally solid. But the activists got so obsessed with defending their "penumbras" that they bet everything on defending the logic of the original decision, largely out of ego, and blew it.

  • @matthurstbridge9180
    @matthurstbridge9180 Рік тому +1

    This scene outlines how humanity went wrong.
    Lawyers abusing the term 'Grey'
    ('Grey Area' is a term used in law where there is no clear 'Black & White')

    • @mahaffer71
      @mahaffer71 Рік тому +1

      Till you look at the founding father quotes about the meaning of the 2nd amendment.

  • @machinist7230
    @machinist7230 2 роки тому +81

    Except that whole "militia" was every free man over the age of 16.

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 2 роки тому +11

      That's correct according to the 'Militia act of 1796'. People tend to interpret history based on modern thinking and values.
      Therefore they think that the current definition of the word "militia" is what it meant to the Founding Fathers.

    • @niklasdahlgren7641
      @niklasdahlgren7641 2 роки тому +11

      @@txgunguy2766 what was their definition of "well regulated"
      it cannot be these overweight cosplaytriots training breaching maneuvers in fake houses out in the woods.

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 2 роки тому +7

      @@niklasdahlgren7641
      Definitely not. They meant the kind of "well regulated militia" that caused Major Patrick Ferguson to keep his promise when he said "God himself could not get me off this mountain".
      British Major Ferguson led a loyalist militia up South Carolina's Kings Mountain in 1780 only to be met by a patriot militia who buried him there.

    • @parvizdeamer
      @parvizdeamer 2 роки тому +14

      Right, but it’s implied that the bearing of guns is required for the need to bring together a well regulated milita, the two are linked. It’s not right to bear arms for the sake of it, it’s so that a milita can be called into being. Given that the USA has a standing army and National Guards, it seems rather redundant. It made sense when the USA was forming and had minimal security and defense apparatus. But given the USA no longer needs that, it no longer needs its citizens to be armed and quickly mobilized into local milita. Historical context is important.

    • @xyzsame4081
      @xyzsame4081 2 роки тому

      the well regulated militias were the slave hunting squads. And the new Americans were horrified when the British engaged black men an burned down a part of D.C.

  • @markpage9886
    @markpage9886 6 місяців тому

    The law...
    You're guaranteed the right AGAINST self incrimination. But you must give your DNA at the drop of the hat...every lawyer in America knows it but shrugs it off as , Naw, we didn't mean it.

  • @Glitch_Gaming
    @Glitch_Gaming 4 роки тому +18

    show of hands, Who wants this guy as their lawyer

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому +1

      Hell no.
      I'll have him for -ority leader though.

  • @catherinewilliams9680
    @catherinewilliams9680 10 місяців тому

    Look at John Larroquette's face, as Jerry continues on with his closing arguments.

  • @robertcarey8237
    @robertcarey8237 2 роки тому +8

    Loved it, but just to note, there is no gun show loophole.

    • @shawnrobertson844
      @shawnrobertson844 2 роки тому +1

      For private sales, under federal law any unlicensed person may sell a firearm to an unlicensed resident of the same state as long as the seller does not know or have reasonable cause to believe the purchaser is prohibited from receiving or possessing firearms under federal law.

    • @robertcarey8237
      @robertcarey8237 2 роки тому

      @@shawnrobertson844 correct

  • @ronfowler4864
    @ronfowler4864 10 місяців тому

    So true!!

  • @onichan9710
    @onichan9710 Рік тому +2

    The rant was so factually wrong that it is laughable. All able bodied men are, by default, members of the militia. That is a legal definition specifically stated in Federal law and built upon history and tradition.

    • @anonymoussources8803
      @anonymoussources8803 2 місяці тому

      Right, all able bodied "men", not women, and the founding fathers imposed a cutoff at 45. So women, the disabled and all over 45 are not included in the militia. Also, slaves and native Americans were not included. So if you are an able bodied white guy between 18 and 45, you may keep a firearm.

  • @killnotic
    @killnotic 8 місяців тому

    My God. The sarcasm.

  • @DennisSullivan-om3oo
    @DennisSullivan-om3oo 9 місяців тому

    Jerry Esperson is like the James Spader character.

  • @johnchambers2996
    @johnchambers2996 4 роки тому +27

    I liked the great Walter Williams' response to "If it saves one life" - make the speed limit five miles per hour.

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 4 роки тому +11

      Cars require a license to drive. And insurance.
      How about that for guns?

    • @johnchambers2996
      @johnchambers2996 4 роки тому +6

      @@flankspeed First, there's no constitutional right to own a car and a car is not useful for defending ones self or what's yours. Second, have you ever pondered the bureaucratic BS that a citizen goes through just to own a means of transportation; personal licensing, vehicle licensing, insurances, vehicle registration, and smog checks - no thank you very much.

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 4 роки тому +2

      @@johnchambers2996 I'd rather have the vast number of tonne-weights of metal being driven around the USA at high speeds being driven by people who are qualified to do so, rather than the alternative. Of course, if you're living in a survivalist shack in Oregon surrounded by "home defense" sniper rifles it's not your first concern.

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 4 роки тому +3

      Oh, and while we're at it: how many cars were on the roads when the US constitution was written? And how many large-magazine autofire assault weapons did people have?
      You might as well try and argue that the Founding Fathers were massive fans of Fox News.

    • @johnchambers2996
      @johnchambers2996 4 роки тому +10

      @@flankspeed Your ton weights wipe out five times as many people as what firearms murder, other than self murder. Firearms are a deterrent if you've ever had a store in a hoodlum infested neighborhood, and apparently you weren't in downtown Los Angeles during the Rodney King riots where the police stood by and the only businesses that weren't looted and burned were the ones with the "assault rifles". As a veteran who picked up the rifle to defend someone else's country, I find you and your control elements of this country to be rather moronic and insipid.

  • @jaypandya1346
    @jaypandya1346 4 роки тому +2

    *Quiet Hacky Sac*

  • @thegrovetube
    @thegrovetube Рік тому

    Denny Crane looks on like a proud father.

  • @mmusya793
    @mmusya793 2 роки тому

    LOL this is really REALLY what some Americans think.🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 2 роки тому +3

    It makes you wonder how many gun-toting viewers nodded in agreement while listening to this speech.

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi Рік тому +1

      OOF!

    • @toddgaak422
      @toddgaak422 Рік тому +1

      Um, none of us. We understand sarcasm, misinformation, and hypocrisy.

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 Рік тому +1

      @@toddgaak422 You may understand those concepts, but many gun nuts don't.

    • @mahaffer71
      @mahaffer71 Рік тому

      @@DavidLS1 We could look at the founders' own quotes and see what the 2nd amendment is about

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 Рік тому

      @@mahaffer71 Just as long as you take into account that the Founders only had muskets and flintlocks.

  • @user295295
    @user295295 4 роки тому +5

    Hands Espensen doesn't know what a millitia is.

    • @davidweihe6052
      @davidweihe6052 2 роки тому

      Hands Espensen is a very good research lawyer, and no doubt knows exactly what Judge Learned Hand (not a pun) wrote on the definition/composition of the militia. Hint: the National Guard isn't one.

  • @stormdog9169
    @stormdog9169 Рік тому

    I don't think most folks understand that a militia isn't a military. It's more akin to those backyard doomsday preppers.

  • @j.macmillan2293
    @j.macmillan2293 11 місяців тому +2

    I’m astonished how adept the actors in this series mastered pages of dialogue!

    • @Mr.Marketing
      @Mr.Marketing 11 місяців тому

      To be fair, actual lawyers and prosecutors do exactly the same thing for their own closing statements. At least you can have multiple takes as an actor, I’m surprised underpaid public defenders don’t go insane.

  • @dhananjaydeshmukh3469
    @dhananjaydeshmukh3469 4 роки тому +1

    Deny crane

  • @mikeb.2925
    @mikeb.2925 4 роки тому +13

    "The right of the people" funny how they didn't write it as "The right of the militia".
    I mean if you think they took the careful time and detail to write the first 13 words so carefully, then why did they switch to "the right of the people" instead of continuing to speak about the militia?

    • @RKD0668
      @RKD0668 4 роки тому +4

      The more fun part is that at the time of writing there was no standing army. All we had was state militia's, so what the founders are saying is the people will regulate the militia because we are armed too.

    • @loremipsum3610
      @loremipsum3610 3 роки тому +8

      Honestly it's pretty straight forward. A militia is specifically distinguished from a standing *army*. An army is a tool of the government. A militia is made up of the people. You can't have a militia - well regulated or not - unless the people are already armed.

    • @Jmike12345
      @Jmike12345 2 роки тому +1

      @@RKD0668”regulated” meant equipped at that point in time. Hence the British Soldier was often call regulars…meaning uniformed and equipped soldiers.

    • @chrisnln1619
      @chrisnln1619 2 роки тому

      The 2A should be read, in modern terms, as "The right of the *people* to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, because they need to form militias when the *free state* is in danger, be it from a foreign power, or an overreaching government."

    • @mahaffer71
      @mahaffer71 Рік тому

      @@chrisnln1619 We could look at the founders' own quotes and see what the 2nd amendment is about

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 2 роки тому +3

    Can you imagine being handed this monologue and hearing 'you have a week'.
    ( spoiler; notice lot of frenetic jump cuts near the end )

  • @darryl8806
    @darryl8806 11 місяців тому

    Still remember that judge riding a tri cycle in Laugh In.Maybe b4 u youngsters time

  • @vectorm4
    @vectorm4 4 роки тому +3

    Denny Crane

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +2

      The 2 most feared words in this or any other language

    • @stankolev2485
      @stankolev2485 4 роки тому +2

      Donny Crane

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +1

      @@stankolev2485 Denny Crane

    • @stankolev2485
      @stankolev2485 4 роки тому +1

      @@ATLienForLife Donny Crane

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +1

      @@stankolev2485 And so it would continue into perpetuity. 😁

  • @joshmccollen700
    @joshmccollen700 4 роки тому +21

    "A well educated population, being necessary to the economic prosperity of the nation, the right of the people to keep and read books shall not be infringed."
    Now after reading that alternate wording, do you believe the amendment only applies to those individuals enrolled in an accredited university course? Of course not. That's how ridiculous it is to say that the 2nd amendment only applies to individuals serving in a military capacity. The 2nd amendment codifies an individual right to gun ownership (within reasonable limits determined through precedent and judicial review) for any lawful purpose, explicitly, though not exclusively, for the purposes of membership in an old school 18 century militia.

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll 4 роки тому +1

      Couldn't have said it better my self. The Bill of Rights are a set of restrictive and declarative statements say to the Federal Government: Keep your hands off, these are the peoples, not yours.

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 4 роки тому

      I'll have to remember this one next time I'm arguing with someone about it

    • @Jermbot15
      @Jermbot15 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, you have made a strong case that apples aren't oranges. Unfortunately your argument falls flat when you bait and switch the words "population" for "militia" and "educated" for "regulated."
      Just take a look at the two terms side by side and decide if you really want to hinge your world view on "well regulated militia" being equivalent language to "well educated population."
      I give you a C-. You'll probably only convince people who already agree with you.

    • @joshmccollen700
      @joshmccollen700 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jermbot15I award you 0/10. You seem to have missed the point entirely. The point is that words have meaning. And if you don't like the words then our democratic process gives you all the opportunity you care to take in affecting change. The 2A is crystal clear. If you don't like the words, then work to change them. But don't pretend you don't understand their meaning.

    • @Jermbot15
      @Jermbot15 4 роки тому +3

      @@joshmccollen700 Words do have meanings, and the meanings of your words fall short of making a sane or convincing argument. Which is why you're so quickly trying to change the subject to... me voting I guess?
      You may feel, deep in your emotional little heart, that you have clarity. I envy that simplicity.