Meek and the wise with a gun. Wait for it... Denny Crane

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  • Опубліковано 1 лис 2017
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  • @UnleashthePhury
    @UnleashthePhury 2 роки тому +362

    The Judge’s “SIX HUNDRED???” In the middle of the hostage situation is low key the best comic moment of this scene

    • @TobeWilsonNetwork
      @TobeWilsonNetwork 2 роки тому +18

      Even I raised my eyebrows at 600/hr

    • @scottjarrells3229
      @scottjarrells3229 2 роки тому +5

      I dont know...the bar card comment threw me hehehehe

    • @ki5aok
      @ki5aok 2 роки тому +16

      @@scottjarrells3229 Niles Crane: "Lawyers makes the best patients. They have great insurance and they never seem to get better."

    • @thomasmcginnis3783
      @thomasmcginnis3783 2 роки тому

      Oh, Poopy-cock!

    • @wildpianokorean679
      @wildpianokorean679 2 роки тому

      @@scottjarrells3229 i know right!? It was FORESHADOWING that denny definitely would have also had a gun xD. It was also proven in another episode where he shoots that child rapist/murderer

  • @75carameldiva
    @75carameldiva 4 роки тому +332

    When the judge turned and questioned, “$600 dollars?”
    Epic...

    • @cameron120587
      @cameron120587 3 роки тому +31

      Assuming that therapist worked 8 hours a day, five days a week for 10 months of the year - he makes about 980,000 USD a year. Assuming about 50% to taxes and such, he lives on 500,000 per year. I call that rich and enough to finance your child's education. His problem is money management - and needing his own therapist.

    • @cameron120587
      @cameron120587 3 роки тому +10

      yeah, his after tax income is $610,223.

    • @pedrinrj7251
      @pedrinrj7251 3 роки тому +11

      @@cameron120587 He charged that from Danny, because he couldn't stand him. I don't think 600 was his regular rate.

    • @xyPERSON
      @xyPERSON 3 роки тому +5

      @@cameron120587 And that obvious wig on his head.

    • @davidhart9460
      @davidhart9460 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha

  • @caesarforlife1663
    @caesarforlife1663 2 роки тому +70

    "I never said I'd never shoot one!" What a hilarious and we'll delivered line. 😂

  • @trinitytwo14992
    @trinitytwo14992 Рік тому +21

    This really is William Shanters best work.

  • @babanicole815
    @babanicole815 4 роки тому +114

    Alan: That wouldn't be jibber jabber your Honor, that's a gun 😂😂

  • @KasbashPlays
    @KasbashPlays 3 роки тому +140

    When the therapist talks about how meek and poor his life is, and finally drops the rates that he charges clients, it became a matter of mere perspective.

    • @sarethuskami5082
      @sarethuskami5082 3 роки тому +10

      To be fair the Therapist did not say he was poor. Just 'meek and wise'....

    • @Hankblue
      @Hankblue 2 роки тому +7

      Guy said he leads an impotent life making $150 000 *a month*

    • @Jermbot15
      @Jermbot15 2 роки тому +3

      @@Hankblue Huh, he should have taken on some poorer clients at a reduced rate. He would have less money but would have been far wiser for the increased perspective and might have actually ended up helping someone.

    • @capitanawesome44
      @capitanawesome44 Рік тому +6

      He charged more from Deny in prior scene it was mentioned. The therapist tried charging more so Deny would stop going. But he kept paying the premium to belittle him and emasculate him.

  • @beavis4play
    @beavis4play 3 роки тому +71

    "sydney, don't make me take you out again - blam! .....shatner is awesome!

  • @theenlightened1s
    @theenlightened1s 3 роки тому +124

    Judge Robert Sanders was my favourite judge on the show

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than 3 роки тому +14

      "I don't want to hear another poop". 😂

    • @seloanahendrick8387
      @seloanahendrick8387 3 роки тому +8

      @@Gumbier_Than I like Judge Brown as well. Very funny! Nanzi Panzi!

    • @matthewdriscoll8327
      @matthewdriscoll8327 3 роки тому +7

      “Sanders? That hack? OUTRAGEOUS!”- Judge Brown

    • @LordPhobos6502
      @LordPhobos6502 3 роки тому +9

      Jibber jabber!

    • @seanmorrison8386
      @seanmorrison8386 3 роки тому +2

      @@LordPhobos6502 best line by judge jibba Jabba 😂😂😂

  • @thomasmcginnis3783
    @thomasmcginnis3783 2 роки тому +19

    *"Denny CRANE!"* I just realized those two little words were missing from all this....

  • @stevenator0281
    @stevenator0281 2 роки тому +33

    That was well written and well executed. It had "Comedy Emmy" written all over it.

  • @franceleeparis37
    @franceleeparis37 4 роки тому +224

    This series just got better with every episode... William Shatner an absolute genius... without him I am sure the series would have died far too quickly.. brilliant...🤔😂😂😂😂

    • @Patricia-zt8ub
      @Patricia-zt8ub 3 роки тому +25

      Spader and Shatner were the show.

    • @kellyrayburn4093
      @kellyrayburn4093 3 роки тому +10

      They're so brilliant not for the lines they say, but because instead of pretending to be someone else, they *become* someone else. At least while the camera is rolling. Anyone can say lines of dialog. It takes a consummate professional to make others suspend their disbelief. Either that or a sociopathic liar who couldn't discern the truth from fantasy with an electron microscope.

    • @franceleeparis37
      @franceleeparis37 3 роки тому +3

      Kelly Rayburn ... ???? Are you on drugs..

  • @WhiteWorgenCorp
    @WhiteWorgenCorp 3 роки тому +32

    All that time Denny was just charging his Dead Eye

  • @greasemonkeyautohaus1512
    @greasemonkeyautohaus1512 3 роки тому +35

    Binge watched it like 20 times and still on it just every episode cracks me up with this two

  • @ATLienForLife
    @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +122

    Judge: Six Hundred???

    • @nabaneetgoswami9618
      @nabaneetgoswami9618 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @MrWaldemar1979
      @MrWaldemar1979 4 роки тому +3

      Judge is the best 😁

    • @lmv92x
      @lmv92x 4 роки тому +5

      I mean... if a judge is impressed at how much you earn, you're probably earning way too much. Probably.

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife 4 роки тому +2

      @@lmv92x Are you saying the therapist is making too much money? Just inquiring

    • @lmv92x
      @lmv92x 4 роки тому +2

      @@ATLienForLife Yes. I have no idea how much they actualy earn, or whether they're over/underpaid.
      I just found it funny that a judge (someone who supposedly has a pretty respectable salary) would be shocked at how much the therapist gets paid.

  • @timothypruitt4578
    @timothypruitt4578 Рік тому +7

    “I never said I wouldn’t SHOOT one.” … Danny Crane.

  • @Sarasdad91
    @Sarasdad91 3 роки тому +12

    I think in this scene, Denny is the real psychologist. Look how he baited him in with a few words. lol.

  • @sbaker8787
    @sbaker8787 2 роки тому +8

    Denny really does not like anyone aiming a weapon at his Flamingo, Alan! Folks be warned.

  • @AGTsakumis
    @AGTsakumis 4 роки тому +50

    Absolute CLASSIC!

  • @ahmedjkd2845
    @ahmedjkd2845 2 роки тому +6

    best show ever

  • @guyschellinck5650
    @guyschellinck5650 4 роки тому +35

    Must be natural logical thinking for a lawyer : I never said I wouldn't shoot one

  • @tanker91
    @tanker91 4 роки тому +32

    That is why he IS the CAPTAIN!!!!

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 3 роки тому +97

    Love how when he finds out that Danny had pulled a gun on him before he looks at Danny and gits that look and then he just goes with it like he knew all along. That's thinking on your feet.

    • @Pumacura
      @Pumacura 2 роки тому +4

      I think at that point in the relationship nothing that he does really surprises him anymore 🤣

  • @lonewave1
    @lonewave1 3 роки тому +11

    $600 and hour? Makes way more than the judge. Gotta love it!

  • @sdaiwepm
    @sdaiwepm 2 роки тому +12

    How many people does Denny Crane shoot during the course of the entire series?! Denny Crane.

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 2 роки тому +3

      Not as many as you might think. There was the robber, the guy holding a gun on Alan in the office and this guy...twice. Then he shot a few more with paint gun pellets.

    • @slade4029
      @slade4029 9 днів тому

      @@DavidLS1the rapist

  • @anb740
    @anb740 4 роки тому +5

    I swear to God, the jibber jabber, poopycock Judge Sanders! Gotta love that nut! LMAO

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 4 роки тому +39

    A therapist who doesn't know how to lead a happy life....
    That's like a failure squared.

    • @daleludtke7803
      @daleludtke7803 3 роки тому +2

      A therapist told me a long time ago, "never trust a Therapist that does not have their own therapist."
      Its a tough job, you have to empathize, yet still be impartial.

    • @Jeremiahservant
      @Jeremiahservant 3 роки тому

      @@daleludtke7803 alan shore says something similar about lawyers and how they hate their lives so they compensate buying fancy things to feel better. Selling their souls in my opinion. I still don't understand why anybody would want to work a 60 to 70 or 80 hour work week in exchange for 200 thousand a year. I work maybe 25 hours a week for 120 a year and I'm perfectly happy. Self-employed in law instead of working for those law firms that suck you dry and spit you out and make you hate yourself with those ridiculous work schedules

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 3 роки тому

      There is currently no such thing as a "Happy Life" and there never has been...not until Humanity reaches 'Utopia'

    • @Jeremiahservant
      @Jeremiahservant 3 роки тому

      @@KingOfGamesss there is no such thing as utopia. And I think people can be happy without a Utopia you don't need for everything in the world to be perfect in order to be happy with your life. I think you just need to be happy with the people in your life and satisfied with who you are and what you've managed to do.

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 3 роки тому

      @@KingOfGamesss That's impossible because the definition of Utopia or paradise differs for every human, yet leading a lonely life without others is far from perfect for anyone. So the only theoretical chance to reach such Utopia is for us develop true virtual reality and live in that.
      But you don't need a perfect world to lead a happy life. Those are not the same thing.

  • @MarklovesAngels
    @MarklovesAngels 10 місяців тому +5

    Ever since way back in Dragonslayer, I've always enjoyed the work of Peter MacNicol over the years.

  • @MrBiggles53
    @MrBiggles53 2 роки тому +6

    Waited for it. Cowboy Diplomacy at its best!

  • @osirissokarjones
    @osirissokarjones 4 роки тому +38

    Let’s get a reunion where they buy back the firm

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 4 роки тому +4

      Considering how badly Denny was deteriorating near the end of the show it wouldn't make sense.
      The show had an amazing run and an amazing ending. Just leave it be ^^

    • @osirissokarjones
      @osirissokarjones 4 роки тому

      Kalenz no way the firm was Denny

    • @MrIanMatthew
      @MrIanMatthew 2 роки тому

      @@Kalenz1234 but he got the experimental medication, that can explain away his rapid deterioration being less so

    • @ciptapradja2814
      @ciptapradja2814 Рік тому

      Dembe bought the firm. For a friend, he said....

  • @davidwilkinson4102
    @davidwilkinson4102 2 роки тому +4

    Happy birthday Captain Kirk/Denny Crane/ William Shatner 91 good on you

  • @michaelcrennan7856
    @michaelcrennan7856 4 роки тому +52

    Sydney.......I took ya out once don’t make me do it again!

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 2 роки тому +4

    The fat guy with the phone is my favorite character in this episode.

  • @captainamerica6525
    @captainamerica6525 11 місяців тому +3

    "Six Hundred!?"....lol.

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines 2 роки тому +8

    Leave it to Danny Crane to find a " loophole" lol

  • @heathernks8
    @heathernks8 3 роки тому +23

    Denny's semantics are hilarious! 😂

  • @tomwindhausen8426
    @tomwindhausen8426 Рік тому +1

    First love the clip. I subscribed though cause I laughed at the very end, the sorta photo of you in the glare of your tv, how you got this clip…. Exactly how I do it. Caught me or guard, idk… lol. Made me laugh out loud.

  • @emmanuelrobert9874
    @emmanuelrobert9874 2 роки тому +4

    Oh my Denny Crane. Love ya always

  • @dogkungfu8510
    @dogkungfu8510 3 роки тому +4

    I came for The Practice and found out its spinoff is a lawyer version of Justified where Capt. Kirk is Raylon. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kenhartley99
    @kenhartley99 Рік тому +4

    Shelley Berman was so good in this

  • @kimalleyne7050
    @kimalleyne7050 3 роки тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣 the doc had had enough 🤣🤣🤣

  • @federicodergrosse8922
    @federicodergrosse8922 3 роки тому +6

    As Tuco Ramírez said: "If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk!"

  • @Spider_7_7
    @Spider_7_7 4 роки тому +35

    Peter MacNicol played Dr. Sydney Fields and was brilliant. He also played Renfield in “Dracula: Dead and Loving It” and his performance is must-see comedy!

    • @stephenbruce1548
      @stephenbruce1548 4 роки тому +3

      Wow, I knew his voice sounded familiar, but the makeup on his face, confused the hell out of me. Thanks

    • @EmmWhizzle
      @EmmWhizzle 4 роки тому

      I absolutely enjoyed him in 24; don't remember what season though.

    • @noeldown1952
      @noeldown1952 4 роки тому +1

      He was awesome in Ally McBeal

    • @albertdewulf7688
      @albertdewulf7688 4 роки тому +2

      He was also one of the namby pamby goody-two-shoes camp counselors in the Addams family.

    • @c3wichman
      @c3wichman 4 роки тому +1

      and as a professor in "Numb3rs"

  • @Eddogegr3
    @Eddogegr3 3 роки тому +12

    The closest that David E Kelly's two greatest characters will ever interact. Alan Shore and John Cage.

  • @danielmills9863
    @danielmills9863 3 роки тому +11

    I miss that show!

  • @patsmith6016
    @patsmith6016 2 роки тому +10

    I loved this scene! Hilarious.

  • @ea2314
    @ea2314 3 роки тому +5

    That judge is the best

  • @wildpianokorean679
    @wildpianokorean679 4 роки тому +10

    Shoots
    *music: oooooohwaaaaarrrr Oh~.
    mMMMMHHHHH ~~
    LMFAO

  • @markkover8040
    @markkover8040 3 роки тому +5

    A very great show indeed.

  • @colinmorgan7771
    @colinmorgan7771 10 місяців тому +2

    Denny Crane for PRESIDENT...!!!!

  • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
    @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 3 роки тому +5

    That is a wild scene! I love it!

  • @jlmww
    @jlmww 2 роки тому +3

    Shelly Berman! That’s a long run of comedy history playing the judge there. It’s great to see him again.
    It’d be even better if he didn’t remind me of my Aunt Ruth.

  • @666thunderz
    @666thunderz 2 роки тому +3

    600 dollars an hour?! And he wasn't living it up? Sad

  • @jchis9852
    @jchis9852 4 роки тому +11

    Because I'm.... Denny Crane.

  • @howardbanks1223
    @howardbanks1223 2 роки тому +3

    if you paid attention this whole series he only real care about is Alan you threat him you in trouble lol

  • @paulsimmons5726
    @paulsimmons5726 2 роки тому +5

    I don't believe in no-win scenarios! JTK!

  • @davidhart9460
    @davidhart9460 3 роки тому +9

    Hilarious I wish we could have a reunion episode

  • @leelee7731
    @leelee7731 Рік тому +2

    Great scene!

  • @ShadowDarkFyre
    @ShadowDarkFyre 3 роки тому +2

    Denny Feckin' CRANE...

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 6 місяців тому +1

    Since they knew the show was going to be cancelled anyway, they should have given Denny a phaser.

  • @garwynrosser8907
    @garwynrosser8907 2 роки тому +1

    Almost as fast as Arthur Morgan.

  • @jeffescanto
    @jeffescanto 4 роки тому +10

    Instant classic

  • @wcresponder
    @wcresponder 3 роки тому +15

    So in two videos denny's total I've seen
    1 right shoulder
    1 left arm
    1 left knee
    1 right foot
    1 left foot
    1 white guy
    1 black guy

    • @StevenCampbell1955
      @StevenCampbell1955 3 роки тому +1

      Add in the paintball scene and his tally goes full metal jacket.

    • @seanmorrison8386
      @seanmorrison8386 3 роки тому

      And China

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 2 роки тому

      First two were this guy. Other three were the mugger in the parking lot. Got it. Denny also shot a perp a judge was forcing him to defend pro bono. IIRC that was both knees. Btw, Denny is one hell of a precise shot.

  • @jerryflippo6239
    @jerryflippo6239 4 місяці тому

    God what a great show

  • @TheCambias
    @TheCambias 2 місяці тому

    Oooh Denny Crane 😂😂😂

  • @mannydavis7708
    @mannydavis7708 4 роки тому +21

    His brother is a lawyer so the doctor used his card to get in through the back door. If his brother gave him the card, he's not going to be a lawyer for much longer.

    • @finris1
      @finris1 4 роки тому +2

      It can be construed as the therapist taking the bar card without the brother's knowledge. I am certain that if such a thing happened in the real world, the brother would state as such to deny any liability. Even if it could be argued the brother was negligent in allowing someone else to take it, he would escape virtually all consequences, including professional.

    • @patrickkelley6780
      @patrickkelley6780 2 роки тому

      Ok ok ..Ok? Now if his brother had a card or his brother let him use the card...stay with me for moment folks. My question is , how did Denny get in with a gun..? Which I right now do not know how Denny got in with one, or maybe the Doctor's brother got Denny in the same way? Or the Doctor's brother had enough of the psychologist and knowing Denny's history. The Doctor's brother figured out a way to get rid of his brother?? Just saying.... It is far fetched I know, but no more then the scene >L0L !

    • @handpaper6871
      @handpaper6871 Рік тому

      @@patrickkelley6780 Dr Fields used his brother's entry card to bypass the security.
      Denny, as a lawyer, has his own card.

  • @karanveersingh6367
    @karanveersingh6367 3 роки тому

    Hahahaha hahahaha very good episode!

  • @davenorth8922
    @davenorth8922 4 роки тому +5

    TV at it's most entertaining!

  • @danielueblacker9118
    @danielueblacker9118 3 роки тому

    Jan 2021 God I love this.

  • @tatalsaba
    @tatalsaba 8 місяців тому

    Denny Crane, the most dangerous man at a convention for gun nuts.

  • @MrSuperken1
    @MrSuperken1 2 роки тому +1

    When ned Flanders had enough...

  • @dcomp420
    @dcomp420 3 роки тому +3

    That makes me laugh so hard

  • @Patricia-zt8ub
    @Patricia-zt8ub 3 роки тому

    that was terrific.

  • @Pumacura
    @Pumacura 2 роки тому +1

    People should know by now don't threaten to shoot his best friend 🤣

  • @Ratboy2004
    @Ratboy2004 4 роки тому +3

    Shelley Berman. LOL

  • @mrchris8846
    @mrchris8846 3 роки тому +1

    The man was epic.

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 3 роки тому +3

    "Denny Crane."

  • @Get_Bent_79
    @Get_Bent_79 4 роки тому +20

    You know it's kind of sad no one really paid attention to what that shrink said. We glorify serial killers and psychopaths, people who go to the extreme. And then we have people like shrinks and emts in firefighters who are for the most part ignored until they're needed

    • @yao052
      @yao052 4 роки тому +3

      Chris Weeks as funny as the scene is, you are right.

    • @marcusgaius
      @marcusgaius 3 роки тому

      Who glorifies them?

    • @hankrearden20
      @hankrearden20 3 роки тому

      @@marcusgaius The media and the public that consumes it.

  • @ssheansthor4965
    @ssheansthor4965 3 роки тому +1

    Ally McBeal and Boston Legal.... how glorious !

    • @marcusgaius
      @marcusgaius 3 роки тому

      They share continuity via The Practice. :)

  • @robertjones-zy7ym
    @robertjones-zy7ym 2 роки тому +1

    haaaaaaaaaaaaa denny crane :)

  • @nunziopalmieri1352
    @nunziopalmieri1352 2 роки тому +1

    HELL YEAH!!!

  • @atanasmartinov6624
    @atanasmartinov6624 2 роки тому +1

    DENNY CRANE

  • @LucasA84
    @LucasA84 2 роки тому +1

    It's funny cause he was also a lawyer in the same TV universe. He was in ally McBeal main cast.

  • @jacktheyiff3r
    @jacktheyiff3r 3 роки тому

    THE REFLECTION OF THE TV LMAO

  • @Letsmarchishere
    @Letsmarchishere 4 роки тому +8

    It's John Cage from Ally McBeal 😁

  • @dddhhh2612
    @dddhhh2612 4 роки тому +5

    Hilarious!

  • @littleredruri
    @littleredruri 2 роки тому

    "That wouldn't be jibber jabber, Your Honour, that's a gun."

  • @marcusgaius
    @marcusgaius 3 роки тому +3

    Considering this series shares continuity with Ally McBeal, he should still be a lawyer.
    At least not a serial killer like John Larroquette's character. :)

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 3 роки тому +1

      He did say his brother's a lawyer. Maybe he meant John Cage.

  • @stanleydavis7904
    @stanleydavis7904 Рік тому +1

    Shelly Berman!!!!

  • @wintercoder6687
    @wintercoder6687 3 роки тому +4

    3:57 - Standing in front of the tv in your t-shirt recording with your phone.
    Classy.
    I'm just thankful you had pants on.

  • @deans-rewind2882
    @deans-rewind2882 Рік тому +1

    Calm down Ned Flanders

  • @danielueblacker9118
    @danielueblacker9118 3 роки тому

    Outstanding writing beats West Wings that chicken show.

  • @argiedude3762
    @argiedude3762 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, Flanders snapped

  • @ogichi32
    @ogichi32 Рік тому +1

    Damn it I should have went to law school.

  • @reelsoffortuneslotsplay4267
    @reelsoffortuneslotsplay4267 3 роки тому +3

    The same actor who played John Cage on Ally McBeal!!!!

  • @dirkhans001
    @dirkhans001 3 роки тому +1

    DENNY CRANE!!!

  • @mattsprayberry0
    @mattsprayberry0 4 роки тому +8

    I never said I wouldn't shoot one

  • @VincentandCoBxl
    @VincentandCoBxl 4 роки тому +4

    Wait for what, the reflection of you holding your phone filming your television? :-)

  • @dobermanpac1064
    @dobermanpac1064 4 роки тому +1

    Denny Crane!!!

  • @tokamnich4709
    @tokamnich4709 2 роки тому +2

    3:56 when screen went dark and a man was standing in the reflection i legit freaked OUT!!!
    thought someone was standing behind me for a second damn.

  • @TrashPoet
    @TrashPoet 2 роки тому

    just 2 words. "Denny Crane"