Meanwhile… Birth Control for Men | Sriracha Shortage Looms | Dog Looks Like Snoopy
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- Meanwhile… There’s a new form of birth control for men, Sriracha fans are stocking up ahead of a rumored shortage, and the internet is in love with a dog that looks just like Snoopy.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile #Sriracha #Snoopy
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2% of Sperm: “So you're telling me there's a chance.”
Thank you for that chortle! I really needed it.
IKR?!
2% of producing a disfigured baby
now more than ever. almost all competition has been eliminated before the race even started. go for it!
That's the Zapp Brannigan way of thinking!
Male contraception already worked back in 1968 but was discontinued due to “side effects” that men didn’t want…. Leaving women alone to take the pill with all the side effects we experience. Sheesh.
I was just talking about that in another comment. Last time I heard about male contraception was because men were crying about the side effects. Yeah, I had to quit the one thing keeping me from having debilitating pain every month, because the side effects were worse than the pain. They'd have it fixed by now if the burden of birth was placed on men.
Snip snip .. but males are gonna protest
Yeah, no, push it off to the women instead.
Privileged little wimps.
Everyone talks about birth control like it's a wonderful, amazing boon to society. A vasectomy or a tubal ligation will not work if it is not done right, or you don't follow the post surgery instructions.
Condoms & diaphragms are only 98% effective, even with spermicide. The pill has side effects and is also not 100% effective; if you miss a day, all bets are off.🌹
We’re never gonna get male contraception, the men don’t wanna step up and take responsibility. Case in point look how much easier a vasectomy is compared to a women getting their tubes tied, and yet it’s more common to put the burden all on the woman. Even if it’s more painful worse side effects etc, doesn’t matter it’s still on the woman to take responsibility according to our society
Fox trial would have provided us so much content, shame we won't be gettin one
Popcorn sales have DROPPED!
Hopefully Smartmatic refuses to settle
haven't heard a fat lady singin yet safe bet there's gonna be a lot more lawsuits keep the popcorn on standby
@@HyperactiveNeuron Fox will settle DOZENS of cases over this. Even the J6 traitors will sue Fox. Class Actions are coming. Now Fox blinked, and everyone knows it's a free money bag now. Fox already admitted it lied on air, and that's a legal statement, which means they are no longer able to argue otherwise in court. Everyone who comes in for a check because their dad was brainwashed by Fox basically doesn't need to prove anything themselves, and they'll get a fat check.
I would have preferred a televised trial, but remember.... this hurts Fox where it really hurts. And the avalanche has only just started. As the years go on their viewers will keep hearing over and over again about Fox settling lawsuits and admitting the J6 stuff was a lie. Even the Fox viewers will be exposed to that over time (just not on Fox). Fox's credibility will fall sharply with most people, advertisers will jump ship, and cable companies will stop running Fox. Also, there's a big push to get military installations to not show Fox in common areas. Fox is about to lose 50% of its current audience and several billion dollars. And those lawyer and court fees ain't cheap either! Remember, Fox tried to fight this until the very last second. THE VERY LAST SECOND. Then they gave up. Now it's time to bend them over the kitchen table and bang them in the butt, over and over and over again. If you have a grievance against them, contact a lawyer.
Money talks, baby. Money talks. Smh.
Actually, the Sriracha shortage has been going on for more than a year. The same “Sriracha Shortage” stories started coming out around the same time last year. The whole mess was set in motion a number of years ago when the company’s owner screwed over his longtime (and dependable) chili pepper supplier. The whole thing backfired on him big time. Greed isn’t always good.
When is greedy ever good?
Greed is never really “good”…
I have totally had this problem for the last year and wondered why. Thank you for the info
@@TheBLGL Hehe, I was playing off the “Greed is good” line from Wall Street. I’m afraid a lot of people (like hedge fund managers) have taken it up as their mantra.
@@bluelotus3750 It’s a rather sordid story. I hope someone writes a book.
Channel managers: you've gotta put the links for voting in the webbys in the descriptions of your videos. I can't scan the qr code in the video when I'm watching on my phone
I think Stephen coming home from school and seeing Watergate hearings on the TV instead of the Munsters might explain a lot about him. :)
I did the same thing.
I don't remember the Watergate hearings, but I do remember Nixon resigning. I was over at my friend's house and he looked at his grandfather and asked, "can a president DO that?"
Surely any girl will believe any guy who tells her he is on birth control. Great pick up line.
How did a 13 year-old get stuck inside a claw machine? Normally, they’re younger (and much smaller in size), although Mike Lindell is the exception (he volunteered).
Anytime I hear about somebody in a claw machine, I will always picture Mike Lindell. That was a great bit.
Maybe Jimmy Kimmel was going to interview him but he forgot 😂 Sadly he didn't forget Mike Lindell in it.
Related to Mike Lindell? (Defamation!!!)
The teen has a rare form of dwarfism called hamsterism, he is only a foot tall
It's one of those fancy-schmansy claw machines that are big enough to have full-size stuffed animals and gaming systems inside of them. Kind of cheating, I think.
Also, in the spirit of this webby award nomination I just want to point out that this, an entertainment show provides more accurate 'news' than another, recently sued news show that calls itself 'entertainment'.
Fun Fact: When Japanese Wagyu cattle is cross-bred with the American Angus cattle, it produces a “Wangus”.
Or a "Wangenstein."
@@danielgehring7437 No, that's when you cross-breed a wangus with a brisket.
😂😂😂😂
Way back when there was a chain of steakhouses called Black Angus, my father called them "the Blangus."
Omg a stuffed cream cheese bagel sounds wonderful!
LMAO I'm in Canada and had the same after school shows and they too, were preempted by the Watergate hearings. It was huge, that is why it is heartbreaking to see Trump get away with it, to see his party totally gone mad and bad, when they used to have integrity once upon a time. Long live Liz Cheney and the hot guy whose name always escapes me.
Adam Kinzinger?
I wonder if the "pro-life" crowd will be outraged over male contraception??
All I remember is the last time male contraception made the news, and it was about how boohoo, it affected their emotions or some shit. Yeah, join the club, birth control wreaks fucking havoc, but nobody cares when it's just women dealing with it. Honestly, I'd be surprised if more than a small handful of men even deigned to use this.
Every sperm is sacred!
@@Dream0Asylum yes make sure you keep them safe when they're swimming in your mouth
They're gonna go
"My body, my choice!"
And then irony will be if not dead, at least on life support.
Probably. I mean clearly they believe the responsibility of life falls entirely on the woman. Unless of course it has to do with gun control, then every 5 year old should have a shotgun 🙄
NYC so rich the rats can afford pizza.
No delivery though. We still have a long way to go to reach utopia.
Well it's only a dollar, so
5:03 Now that's a "I'm so excited and I just can't hide it." moment right there! 🤣
Seriously, the Meanwhile intro writers’ inventiveness continues to amaze.
I know... They're gonna come to the end of all possible concepts, pretty soon here. THEN what?? I ask?
@@JenniferOzak
Yeah, so you've noticed that too... Someone in that writers' room has themselves a lil hobo fetish.
Amazingly trying to waste viewer's time.
Yes, without a doubt, the Late Show Band is an awesome band.
Not really, since Jon left they suck. This guy doesn't know when to play, Stephen has to make his own sounds and u can tell it annoys him cuz the band doesn't get it 🥲 since day 1 I've noticed this and every single monologue is so dry because the band is just not getting it!! U can see stephens face get annoyed when they don't know to make a tune/sound
Imagine being 13 and ending up stuck in a claw machine.
Social life: over!
Nah, he’ll just claim it was a TikTok challenge, and the gullible masses will nod along.
Nah. It becomes an amazing story of Sticking it to The Mann.
Imagine being a pillow salesman, and . . . oh, wait.
he was tired of losing and decided to go into himself to get it
'I've been places the likes of which the rest of you can only dream.'
Omg! I watched the Watergate trial with my retired grandfather (we lived next door). We Loved Sam Ervin.
Thanks, Stephen. The Sriracha hoarding has begun! $50 a bottle when the shortage starts…
I'm going to feel like a rich man when I put Sriracha on my morning eggs. Oh, the decadence.
Not another Sriracha shortage! I love that stuff! And that dog is really precious
and *does* look like Snoopy!!
IF YOU ARE BEING AFFECTED BY THE SRIRACHA SHORTAGE (which has been ongoing for a while)
There are other brands separate from Huy Fong/the Rooster Brand! Rooster brand does not have a monopoly on this sauce! And they are not the original!
Sriraja Panich claims to be the ORIGINAL hot sauce from the 1930s in Thailand (yes it is originally from Thailand although many people associate it with Vietnam). There are many other brands as well. You can check out your usual grocer OR you closest Asian grocery stores (which are very possibly small/local businesses which actually could do with the support)
- From, an Asian grocery store worker who is a little tired of people assuming Huy Fong is the only real sriracha, although she understands why that is the case
Thank you for this information!
@@thegags it's certainly sweeter! I like it too. Added it to my ramen yesterday soooo good!
@@ttthecat You bet! I strive to be helpful! Thank you for helping me feel my time was worthwhile
The irony of NYC being the wealhiest city on the planet and that same day a parking garage randomly crumbling and collapsing, killing people. :-/
I think there would have been some irony (or something closer to absurdity) if a bunch of the city's millionaires and billionaires (the _total_ of which the "world's wealthiest city" recognition was actually based on) were crushed in the building's collapse.
I love how surreal the Meanwhile intros are!
That was my experience of the gulf war, as a child suddenly that was what was on the television instead of afternoon cartoons.
“Time Cave - The algorithm said you’d watch.” I mean, it’s not wrong.
Isn't that how CBS and Paramount come up with 90% of their shows? And to your point, it's not wrong. Star Trek Discovery is somehow getting a 5th season.
@@MICHAEL-vy3ch It's on Paramount, and CBS owns the whole schmeer, so yeah. Still, it has to be getting the viewers, as CBS won't bleed money for long. I dropped Paramount+ because they still have commercials on the no commercials tier and blackouts to boot. That really pizzed me off. NOT paying for BLACKOUTS. EVER.
@@ThisIS_Insane Critical Drinker had the best line when he was commenting on CBS/Paramount announcing that Discovery would be cancelled after this fifth season. "That comes as quite a shock to Star Trek fans, most of whom thought Discovery had been cancelled a couple of years ago. It's still on?"
@@MICHAEL-vy3ch It was still showing new episodes, when I unsubscribed from the service.
I will vote for Stephen Colbert and the Late Show, but I wish you guys would show the replay of the show on youtube in one full show video instead of broken up into segments, or just pieces of the show. Love from Australia - Слава Україні
Marketing
Ads bro. Welcome to capitalism. Ruin everything for money. Wont happen
Podcast of the show usually airs as one, without the TV ads
@@barnabuskorrum4004 That gives a viewer the opportunity to grab more Coffee!
@@barnabuskorrum4004 If Advertising is our biggest concern, right now, that is Nothing!
Meanwhile, A sacred totem pole of the Nuxalk Nation was returned to the community near Bella Coola, British Columbia, after spending more than 100 years in the Royal B.C. Museum in Victoria.For her, that special feeling was present in a ceremony on Feb. 20 at Acwsalcta School in Bella Coola, where more than 200 members of the Nuxalk Nation gathered to welcome the pole home.According to Louie Snow’s ancestors, his spirit remained inside the totem pole and could not be at rest until it was returned home.he museum paid $45 for it at that time.” in today's dollars, that's $1,000The museum said the process “involved a large project team of engineers, conservationists as well as other internal and external experts.”She said it should be seen as a symbol that “if something was taken from your territory, you could always try to get it back.”
Thank You for the interesting information.
I feel gratitude for the people to have the totem returned.
I wish greed and deceit would just end and All People of the Earth could Love and Accept one another.
So Be It. In Deed.
Oh wow, that's good news! Thank you for that
It wasn't " taken " the museum bought it from the natives.
Had they not preserved it in a museum the totem pole probably would have rotted away 60 years ago.
@@wizardsuth Because only yt people know how to preserve and take care of the sacred artifacts of brown people.
That dog is adorable and I want it...
Fox trial would have provided us so muxh content, shame we won't be gettin one
Shame that Dominion settled.
🤣BUSINESS DOUGHNUT! Underrated slang of the day!
Apparently, Time Cave is a spin-off to Time Cop and not Land of the Lost.
Are you sure it's not the cave on Boreth where the Klingons keep all the time crystals?
Or a spinoff from the Choose Your Own Adventure #1?
Cocaine Bear 2: Time Cave
Yes, but can the viral pup wear a helmet & goggles and fly a plane?
AND: it is no Beagle!
Snoopy vs The Red Baron - The Royal Guardsmen 1966 (fun classic song)
5:15
As long as it’s a soft bagel, I would 1,000% try that bagel… and then have another one to verify the results of the first trial
And no proper trial is complete without a tie breaker, even if the first 2 samples yield the same opinion. You *~MUST~* be *CERTAIN!*
Don't need a pill, I had a good ol' cauterization to deal with that forever
Yeah, I'm not seeing "it causes your sperm to mutate" to work so well as a selling point for that contraception. Not to mention that it sounds like another thalidomide waiting to happen in cases where there's a pregnancy anyway.
Their introductions for the Meanwhile segment are getting more insane and I love it
They used to be insanier. People complained.
Yup, on the Sriracha… I could only find it at an Asian shopping mall here in San Diego and they were limiting 1 bottle per family or customer.
Wars have been fought over less important issues. This sauce saves any bad take-out.
There are other types of Sriracha sauce, the rooster brand isn't the only one. They're just the one that tried to cheat their supplier and thus don't have any to sell.
That said I live in Texas and the shelves are stocked here, not even a limit sign like with TP, towels, or baby formula. Maybe I should get some to sell on e-bay....
@@mwater_moon2865 yes, I have tried Roland and other brands and they are waaaayy too salty, something about Huy Fong Sriracha is just right, it’s perfectly balanced.
@@mwater_moon2865 some off brand Sriracha gives me digestive issues
Snoopy is a Beagle.
So back in the 70’s there used to only be 3 channels, ABC, CBS, and NBC! So the choices were limited either that I’d go outside!
It's amazing! There were 3 channels for the longest time. Then dozens. Then scores. Then hundreds. Now here there are ~50 million. 😯
And they all did their best to tell the truth. Good times.
"I still like you!" hahahaaaa!
“Life finds a way.”
-Jeff Goldblum
That Meanwhile intro really put me in the mood for a bottle of Kiss the Alderman or perhaps Not Now Madam!.
Snoopy: "I know Charles is dead, but I'm still a beagle"
Must be sad to be a dog who outlives his master.
[edit] Didn't know CB bought it. How did he go? Cancer, cardiac arrest, football injury?
Is New York the richest city *after* cost of living is subtracted? It definitely seems like one of those places where you have to be rich in order to make ends meet.
Omg I want a stuffed bagel. That looked so good.
It's not Meanwhile without the word 'hobo.' 😂
"Deleterious Mutations"==great name for a band.
Deleterious Sperm Mutations was the best 8o's prog rock band, y'ask me.
Wait, I thought they were a 90's graphic novel company.
I'm not sure who was hit harder by that Wagyu joke, me or Stephen.
I did not expect to hear "edging" come out of Stephen's mouth right there 😮
A stuffed-crust bagel _is_ a pretty great idea ngl
I don't eat the crust.
For people whose carpal tunnel syndrome prevents them holding a bagel in one hand while spreading cream cheese on it using a knife in the other hand.
the reaction to siracha shortage vs the kid stuck in a machine 😂😂
I am 62 and remember Sam Irvin and the Watergate programming overtaking my routine of Gilligan's Island and other after school goodness.
Technically, Philadelphia Cream Cheese was never from Philadelphia.
"Despite its name, Philadelphia Cream Cheese was invented in New York State, not Philadelphia.[1] In 1872 William Lawrence, a dairyman from Chester, New York, attempted to make Neufchâtel, a tangy, crumblier cheese product that was popular in Europe at the time. Instead he accidentally added an excessive amount of cream and created a richer, more spreadable cheese, which would eventually be called "cream cheese". It was not marketed as "Philadelphia Cream Cheese" until 1880. That year, Lawrence partnered with A.L. Reynolds, a cheese distributor in New York to sell larger quantities of cream cheese. At the time, Philadelphia, PA, and the surrounding area had a reputation for its high-quality dairy farms and creamier cheese products, so they decided to use the name "Philadelphia" on the foil-wrapped blocks of their cream cheese. "
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Cream_Cheese
Fun fact:
Sriracha is actually supposed to be pronounced “see-rah-chah”. As that’s how it’s said in Thai.
So that first r is just a troll, then?
Business donuts LOL
Whoever named the "stuffed crust bagel" doesn't know how words work and it feels like knife in my chest. I get that it's hard to name things but fuck, bagels don't have crusts, what are you stuffing?
I miss the Big Furry Hat segment!! Not to mention the Midnight Confessions ... getting a bit bored with "Meanwhile," guys! Although, yes, it's always funny ...
4:43
Welp. Finally feeling buyers remorse for this ultra HD screen now.
I would, too, if I only used it to watch UA-cam.
Dammit why didn’t I think of that bagel idea! Lowkey genius
er, Stephen, Watergate was 1972, not 1974. I was a passionate teen living right outside DC and every time you'd drive by the building, you'd look at it as a crime scene. different times
Missed opportunity to troll Aaron Rodgers’ darkness retreat with the Time Cave story.
Deleterious Sperm Mutations sounds like the perfect pickup line
You had me at “edging.”
So that means the cream-cheese stuffed mutant bagel isn’t as hard to chew as a normal bagel.
TimeTrap is such a dope movie. The algorithm didn’t let anybody down with that one. Ever.
Weren't scientists getting mice drunk on a previous Meanwhile? This makes sense.
The Sriracha shortage was last year... old news, Stephen!
Anyone else notice he makes a joke about hobos every “meanwhile”
I already haven't been able to find this original, best (fight me) brand of Sriracha for months where I live. I've been really frustrated. Now I might cry.
Well 'll fact check you on "original" Huy Fong is the only brand with shortages, it started in America in 1980. While Sriraja Panich claims to be the ORIGINAL hot sauce from the 1930s in Thailand. Also Huy Fong uses red Jalapeño peppers and not Serrano peppers anymore, so it's not even as strong as it used to be, or their own "original". They tamed it down for Americans and cut out the fish sauce that traditional Sriracha uses so it might very well be the first one you were introduced to, and thus the one you prefer.
That said I've been seeing "shortages" as an issue for ages now, but here in Texas there's still more than enough around, maybe try getting some shipped to you?
@@mwater_moon2865 Thanks for the glimpse of Sriracha history; that was actually interesting to learn. I suppose I'll just trek to the next town over, since they have international markets and find a new favorite. 🥺 Assuming I can locate a good one without fish sauce (vegan). Cheers!
Snoopy dog: very cute.
Round headed owner: not so much.
😄😄😄😄
We’re already in the sriracha shortage!!!! i haven’t found it in months
"Looming"? The Sriracha shortage has been upon us for quite a while already.
That Snoopy doppelganger is adorable. Not so much his "owner".
"business donut" was great
Snoopy is a beagle ya know.
Important notation. Snoopy is a beagle and that adorable pup resembles him only in that it’s also a canine with a white face and black ears. You’re welcome. If you need anything further you can find me policing the community recycling bin and pointing out atrocious internet spellings.
You must have wandered over as a displaced jackal from Seth's currently empty channel.
I love that everything is based on Hobo recipes.
Webby looks like a broken car spring! Good Luck All Ya'll!
Computers. If you don't use it all of the time, it's a "perishable" skill.
"Mutated sperm". Yeah, what could go -- horribly -- wrong with that?
3:26 I'll watch _Time Cave_ as long as you promise not to do an episode where we end up on the Titanic. They already did that on _The Time Tunnel._
Or an episode where they end up in Dallas, November 1963. Quantum Leap covered that one.
"Meanwhile, in 'mocal' news" 😄
So Watergate was for you what the Iran Contra Hearings were for me. Got it. ❤GenX!
Missed joke: It’s Wagyu because the subway flasher is wagging it at you.
The joke wasn't missed. It was implied.
You deserve to win them all!🎉
"A Sriracha shortage is looming" I hadn't even known of its existence before today, so I'm not that worried.
Bagels are business donuts. 😂
I haven't been able to find Sriracha in 6 months! 😤
That is a hard transition from “Yeah I watched watergate unfold instead of Beverly hillbillies” to “vote for us so we get a webby” to me for some reason.
At first I was going to joke... But birth control that can make birth defects when it fails is nothing to joke about!
I understood it as 2% of the sperm could remain unaffected and possibly penetrate the egg.
The treatment (if one is developed) only affects the motility of sperm, it has no bearing on the chromosomal data carried by those sperm. The only 'birth defect' it could cause was that the child, if male, would also lack motile sperm.
@@ga6589 Female ova have numerous defense mechanisms designed to prevent them from getting pregnant too easily, most especially a wall of proteins that the sperm have to burrow through in waves. If only 2% of the sperm are reaching that layer, they wouldn't have the, er, manpower to overcome that protection. It's not impossible to rule out impregnation, of course, but the odds would be far less than 2%. One might even say 'astronomical,' at least for situations not involving partners specifically attempting to subvert the intent of the contraception by, say, having multiple male partners.
@@danielgehring7437 No way can anyone say that defecting the sperm could not defect the DNA or mutant it!
Jesus, DTD!!!!
@@ga6589 it flat out dangerous! Just look up what DTD did!
The Snoopy dog ❤😊
Wait! Did they get a FULL schmear in there? It's a ploy to give you less cheese!!
Hahahahahaha! Cheers, Stephen!
Colbert for president!
Wrong stuffed bagels were already a thing that they used to sell in Best Bargains in Wisconsin, they’re frozen and sticks, the way our cruel god of bread-stuffs intended.
maybe don't speak so soon about how abnormalities in sperm cells deter conception, how do you think Maga came about
🤓👍 Very astute observation Lord Aaronus!
😂😂😂😂😂
Inbreeding would've been my first bet.
Meanwhile starts at 2:29
But you're skipping the intro! That's the best part!
Important info
1:50
@@crisfer22 In your opinion - I prefer skipping
Thank you. Such a waste of time the intro. Only part of this show I hate. Was good the first one. After that old fast.
The Charlie Brown bit was too funny! Even though I hate lil bald boys, whenever I see them, I feel like I’m back in the pants lolol