Meanwhile… Kate Middleton’s Scandalous Nails | Are Peeps Dangerous? | Goodbye, Treadmill Desk
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- Опубліковано 10 кві 2023
- Meanwhile… Kate Middleton shocked the United Kingdom by sporting a bright red manicure on Easter, you might want to avoid eating red and pink Peeps, and the pandemic-era treadmill desk is being replaced by something called a “walking room.”
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... And if a single person stumbles, you have 5 ppl on sick leave.
Brilliant 😂😂😂
Oh dear
Actually, the people in Anchorage were NOT shocked at finding a moose in the hospital. They were just thankful it was a young one and not a full grown moose that might be a little more ornery at being shooed out with the furniture! :)
Well boy does my life seem dull now!😢😂😂😂
This is true, we are not shocked. The moose like to hang out in the parking lot eating what they can find. It just snowed April 9th and they are hungry. Also, is that Alaska Regional Hospital? I think they have an automatic door. Lol
I swear this happened like five years ago, too
Anybody else notice Seth Rogen in the foreground?
Dude, thats not even the first time a moose wandered into that very hospital. 😂
Practically happens annually. Lol
He was just there to visit his ailing friend the squirrel.
😂😂
The moose in the hospital was just looking for its flying squirrel buddy.
The moose was loose
He was looking for grape juice
Not fuscia, not lavender, nor puse
Must have thought how obtuse
I didn't need grape juice for an excuse
To have a game of duck, duck 🫎 🫎 🫎
I guess I've read to much Dr Suess...
Two pottsylvanians in black can't be far behind.
@@jonhinson5701 Vladimir Putin and Melania 😆
@@kristinfinke5844 Not Bad!
Unfortunately, Sylvester Stallone took his buddy's hospital bed and his stole his name, so all Bullwinkle found was a small, wrinkled Italian man the colour of mahogany, who then shot the moose and did a victory dance in boxing gloves.
You mean princess Catherine, my dear Stephen!❤
I’m literally eating Cheez-Its while watching this video. 👀 Good to know I’m getting 100% of at least one of my nutritional needs!
I love Meanwhile, but can we take a moment to appreciate Stephen's singing..... I regret not hearing him belt out the chorus
same - I was so looking forward to the chorus 😆
Especially since "We'll be right back!" fits the meter. Missed opportunity!
The man did win a Grammy, after all...
A CORPORATE WORLD!!!!
His mid-range tone and vibrato remind me too much of Willie Nelson. I like HIM, but kinda hate his voice.
Steven is clear and on pitch, however.
Cheez it and Goldfish, the toddler snacks of champions.
I love the Meanwhile segments. I could watch them in a loop all day long! 😆🤣😂
If you thought that baked bean was big, wait till you see the piece of toast.
😂
That moose was just a kid that got lost and was looking for its mum.
Poor baby moosie 💔❤️
Meanwhile a deer walks into a British hospital and doesn't need insurance
and the fawn isnt being murdered in the classroom.
But the deer has to give 40% of his income
@@ThatOpalGuy I'm from America and I never got shot in class
That moose could walk into any Canadian hospital and not need insurance either. ❤
@@ESL-O.G. how old are you?
As if working at the office doesn't suck Enough of Your Life energy leaving you Zombified... now we're going to have group meetings of The Walking Dead. 🤪
Thanks a lot innovators. 😂
I want to see Aaron Sorkin do a classic “Walk and talk” scene, similar to “The West Wing,” in one of those rooms with the moving carpet! 😂
The British Royal family IS a stooopid tradition! With love from Scotland❤️🏴❤️
😂😂😂😂
Scottish and love The Royals .I hope narcissist Colbert is burying his head in shame tonight .
You’re a stoopid person. With love from Scotland and from our royal family 🏴 💙
People do weird stuff with baked beans because they know the Heinz social media marketing team will run with it because those people are insane geniuses.
You'd have to be insane to believe that stuff is what baked beans should look and taste like. Anyone of a certain age who grew up in New England knows what real baked beans are. And Heinz gloop is just a big, gooey, profit-making slop full of water, tomato sauce, sugar and very little else.
@@judeirwin2222 Heinz baked beans have a different recipe in the UK to the US. Much less sugar in the UK version.
@@judeirwin2222 New Englander here (Maine), my great grandmother used to make the best beans, I was lucky enough to get her 2 bean crocks.
This is all well-within reasonable tolerances, but I think we’re missing the bigger picture. That megabean could potentially feed ten children who could possibly lead productive lives maybe. The point is, they lived, loved, laughed, and for all we know, they did not expire due to massive flatulence.
edit: I’m sorry. I meant catastrophically explosive flatulence. Really sorry about the mistake.
@@truthhurts3524 I'm wearing 2 bean crocks on my feet right now.
America, the land of cheese in a can, giving food advice 😂
At least it's not the UK 🤢🤮
Hey, our cheese doesn't just come in cans, it comes in every form imaginable.
@@davidlundquist1979 Neither of those are deemed Dairy Products. Same as Cheeze Wiz.
Fair point. Also, we're giving that advice to a country whose traditional breakfast is eggs and beans, a breakfast that makes for a fragrant lunch.
@@swistedfilms nothing better than a full English !
"The British Royal Family is a stupid tradition."
Fixed that for you, Stephen.
Thank you!!! 👍😘❤️
You forgot to mention that the moose began eating hospital's plants 🪴🪴
If you know the history of treadmills, you know how dystopian having your workers on treadmills is.
Like little dogs turning spits, or mules walking circles working mills, or, well, when it's Humans it's even worse, but that's happened, too.
People suck: hard, badly, for a long, Long time.
There Are glimmers of hope and this exchange is one of them.
Have a GLORIOUS day of doing better than we have🤝💐🖖
Next, they need to make the treadmill power the building. Super eco friendly 😂
Corgies were also worked to death in kitchens running on caged treadmills to turn meat-roasting spits.
Human gerbils
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
How about that idea?
3:15 I love watching his reaction when a joke doesn't go quite the way he's expecting.
Can we have that spreadsheet song made into a full song maybe with a music-video?
Seconded
Voting for this!
Now we just need a very large slice of toast! 😁
The least Peeps could do is sponsor a cancer ward at a hospital. Call it... Reeps. That or maybe stop using the carcinogen. Nah.
Rest in Peeps
Reeps. Haha. "Reeps! They stop your heart monitors beeps!"
without that carcinogen, they wouldn't have that trademarked peep flavor!
....I have no idea what that flavor is, how many years since I've had one of those sugar covered affronts to God...
or just stop eating the fourth grossest candy in the universe.
They aren't the only ones....the carcinogen is a dye....and TONS of brands have that same dye too. It is a surprisingly common additive. I find it strange (suspicious almost) that they always only call out one company at a time for this.
The walking break room sounds fucking great compared to cubicles and a stale white room with a water cooler.
Not using 'beanwhile'...ngl Missed opportunity
Or “moosewhile”.
I love the fishes cause they're so delicious! Gone Gold-fishin'!!
That song was absolutely magical
I think your writers make it a challenge! Well done them.
I have an idea: how about nobody in the media gives a crap what Kate Middleton does?
Never heard it this side of the pond!
@@Wordavee1 nope,it's not a thing
Yes, this is why it’s in “Meanwhile” and not some other segment.
So sick of the Royal media binge. They are a bunch of self-righteous privileged do-nothings.
Hear hear!! Can't stand the royals!!
That floor is Virtual Insanity
Re Walking Room: Science has debunked the theory that multi-tasking is real, and shown that attempts to multi-task lead to loss of worker performance, but corporations don't know or don't care.
the intros for 'meanwhile' keep getting more creative... hats off to those writers
While there are some great innovations, there are also some spectacularly stupid ideas out there - what is critical is that we tell the difference before they take root ... 😅
The moose would have full government coverage in Canada 😂.
In any developed country and some which are in development, really...
please don't rub it in.
Why are you explaining the joke and repackaging it as your own joke?
@@ronnyproxin9442 explaining? The original joke was written as if the moose had been in the US
@@ronnyproxin9442 why not.
I’ll take “Obscure British Royalty Tradition that nobody gives a crap about” for $100, Alex. (RIP)
It's not a tradition, it's a thing that only Elizabeth ii enforced bc she hated red nail polish
It was something that only applied when they represented the monarchy, in their spare time they could do whatever they liked.
"Doom-Bongo of News" = Excellent! 👏😂👏
That moving carpet sounds like Virtual Insanity!
He has perfect pitch. Never misses a note.
the band with louis kato is always so awesome! love his purple duster!
Encima = above. Batucada = a samba. Not sure if Stephen's writers were deliberately trying to trip him or if we've finally found his kryptonite. 😁
He should do more Latin dance. I'm sure Evie would love it!
Pretty sure he knows how to Google translate too, bud. Haha go away
Em cima*, but yeah...
@@ericbortolato7627 ☺️👍🏼
He has such trouble with the non-English words, it always trips up the timing. I wish the writers would take this into account.
"unwanted visitor's doom-bongo of news" . . . isn't that Tucker Carlson's regular little brainfart exhibition?
Tucker Carlson and news in the same thought? Ha...
Haha...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
😅🤣😂😅😂🤣🖖✌️😽
I would be shocked if a moose wandered into an Atlanta hospital. Not Anchorage, AK. Also, did they consider the moose might need medical attention? What makes you think the moose doesn't know he's at a hospital?
Floor to ceiling windows looking out onto the sidewalk is an interesting choice for a walking room. Imagine going past that place seeing this group of people walking towards you when they are not really walking towards you. If this trend continues 'til Halloween they could all dress up as zombies and it'd convince some of the street population that there was an impending apocalypse.
It's not a tradition, it's unspoken protocol. Queen Elizabeth didn't like red nail polish. Or any flashy nail polish. Now that she's dead, I doubt Charles cares about nail polish, so Kate is free to wear it. There's a bunch of stuff the queen didn't like
She was free to wear it before too, there's no need for grown up women to be scared of some stuck-up grandmas or tabloid reporters who have nothing better to do than be mad at everything😂
"There's a bunch of stuff the queen didn't like"
Like everybody that lives south of Europe?
Edit: Amended- Like the majority of those that live south of Europe.
Well, since she ruled for 75 years there's a whole bunch of people for whom this was a tradition preceeding their birth. But as you said - not necessairly for Charles 🤷
Kate can do whatever she likes. I can forgive those legs *a lot !*
Charles has nothing to say about Kate. They're not even related. What are yopu talking about? Do you mean Prince William? Duh.
you know what else would help workers other than a giant treadmill in a windowed room putting them on display like trained circus animals? letting them work from home so they can use their own treadmill. and paying them enough to not want to buy a gun before coming into work.
I love it when you sing, Stephen! 🥰
As a Pagan, I'm all about breaking all Easter traditions 😂
Laughed at the British food bit, then you showed American food. Think I'd go for the big baked bean.
C’mone Steve! You’re not gonna give us the chorus?!?? A whole new desk, a new fantastic screen to view
The meanwhile intros are now legendary!
I am amazed by the instant baseball sound effect 😮
I love that Stephen tried to speak Brazilian words, most importantly percussion instruments which is what Negah plays in the Late Show band. It made my heart so happy!!
I wanna buy a big bean just to host a dinner party that confuses and terrifies my guests. Like they all get standard beans and I just pull out a bean that takes up my entire plate.
I love how Stephen describes his monologue and segment 😂
Stephen speking my native language filled my heart with joy :)
A giant baked bean?
Well, out of respect, I won't question why Mr. Bean wanted to go out that way.
Also, Cheez-its are the favorite snack of all sentient beings.
Moving carpet sounds like a workplace health and safety nightmare.
@@punkinhoot Yeah ok, but that's not an office environment. Where most accidents are fall related, tripping over stuff etc. Also is that up hill or down hill or something? Does it move by itself or is it people powered?
I can't imagine any workplace with a competent health and safety team would allow this. There's a reason they don't allow rugs and other mats with very limited exceptions.
Colberts writers are toying with him, with that opening to Meanwhile. 🤣
Oh my holy goddess. I need a full song version of the Alladin spreadsheet slide deck sitch.
"Doom bongo" is a really fun term that I will try to remember for the future.
So they waited for the creator of the Peeps to die and tell everyone. 😮
And I thought the Cadbury Creme Egg Pizza was a culinary wrongness.
They found a way to even outdo that
The treadmill room, the type of room Fahrenheit 451 couldn't even attempt to predict. Got the TV walls right, though.
"Creeper Steven" from the walking room is funny shit...
The best Meanwhile I've seen. Laughed at each bit. Great work! 😅
goldfish, i mean they smile back, and if theyre smiling BACK at me, that means I'm smiling.
Late show writers missed the obvious Weed joke of “putting the BAKED in the Giant BAKED Bean”. (Seth and his writers would have got it.)
Well, that joke is not funny, and this one is, so thank goodness this show has this show's writers lol.
who watches seth? seth rogan? seth mcfarlane? seth in accounting?
@@ThatOpalGuySeth in Accounting is a hoot. Everyone should watch him.
I love Negah Santos purple dangling earrings. She is so talented and beautiful. Great percussionist.
Salty and orange was a great segue to talk about TFG
That CHEESE-IT joke was great!! Very unexpected take.
As a gen-z myself, the Cheez-It and Goldfish thing is right on the money.
Of course, we know what that giant baked bean would be made of if the story came from Russia.
🥔?
Is potato! 😂
It is "potato"! 🥔 🍠 🥔 🍠 🥔 🍠
One spud and you're done!
Is potato 🍄🍄🍄🔥🌍🇺🇲🌞
Vodka and grief?
I want to see Negah's face when Stephen tries to name the instruments!
You can't tell us that someone broke a tradition... and not tell us what the tradition was!
The tradition was no colored nails. The Queen used a polish called ballet slipper (I think by Esse).
Google it!
As somebody who grew up in Anchorage, I can definitively say that I'm not shocked at all to see a moose wander into an Alaska hospital, and judging by the people casually milling about in the clip, I'm pretty sure nobody else was either.
Let’s not do a bridal auction in September of this year! Let’s anticipate a bunch of jealous and controlling people getting overly invested in pretend relationships and get me privacy ASAP!
Professionals and people I respect.
I got some Hot Tamales Peeps for Easter and they were dangerous. Dangerously good!
Kate is going Goth this Summer.
If only actual news orgs would deliver the news like this... 💖💖💖💖💋💋😎
I am so happy to hear him speaking musical Portuguese
Long story short, your life band crew is the best props to them. We are thousands of miles away and separated by an ocean but still we do enjoy each and every one of your shows. Down in Nigeria 🇳🇬
Nice job weaving all my favorite subjects together (baked beans, goldfish, climate, fashion, and working while exercising)! And moose. 🐂🐮😨💅👩🍳🏃♀️🏃♂️
I do love how beautifully the band chimed in for the sound effects and Stephen's song.
One Big Bean was a commercial during SNL's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
Stephen really murdered that Portuguese caixa de samba intro...
Stephen, the moose wandered into a bank! That was a bank. :-)
1:31 "Two men from London have created a giant baked bean."
🤷 The British. I tell ya.
opportunity missed - sub-segment named "beanwhile". smh.
😆🤣😂
Never thought of that. I still hear "Quarantine-While"!
Just funny!! Delivery always Brilliant!!
I live in the uk and totally missed the Kate nail news 🤷♀️
I love Fallon & Colbert’s constant tributes to Johnny Carson and David Letterman’s styles
The extra HRs make total sense, I love going to day games especially cause if the ball is hit in the air with any degree of force its going out. Not like at night where it might die on the warning track
I love silly baseball statistics. Also shoutout to Alaska moose! Glad to see the kids still shunning Cheese Nips LOL
I'm freaking 40 and Cheez-It is one of my fave chill snacks XD
Gen Z’s favorite snacks being Cheez Itz and Goldfish
Me: damn it I’m a stereotype 😂
Two of my favorite childhood snacks
I can promise you that moose didn't have to fill out any paperwork. We avoid moose lmao
That Peeps joke was Timeless! Bravo
Red nails for Easter?! No ma'am. 💅