Some people steal a tiny eagle card holder. Some steal top secret documents and then refuse to give them back. About half the country doesn't seem to see a difference.
maga is NOWHERE NEAR "half"!!!!! They are a TINY MINORITY. Only about 25% of the 168 million registered voters are republican, and about a third of THOSE are maga, at most maybe 10 million.
Thank you good Sir. Your morals and values are beyond reproach! If others were more like you the world would be a better and more hilarious place!!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦
I am coming to appreciate and like the Meanwhile segment more and more. Thank you Mr Colbert. Lately I have been watching your episodes several times each because they are contributing so much to my life. Your work is at a peak. Keep up the good work. I believe that you are helping America and the world so much right now. You are certainly helping my life. 😀👍
Secret Service: Excuse me, Mrs. Colbert. Why did you put that name place holder in your pocketbook? Evie: It had my name on it. Secret Service: (pauses, listening to earpiece) It checks out.
@@richard1472 what's the point in watching meanwhile, then? It's like watching Seth Meyers closer look without watching his preamble to the title block for the segment.
That bottle would need to be rolled out on wheels like a canon. Didn’t cognac used to be sold like that as a show piece ? You could swivel tilt it to pour !? And why on earth would there be a limit on bottle size to begin with when there was no limit on quantity ?
The next time I sleep on a makeshift bed, something I have to throw together on an emergency basis, I now know to call it a "flunky bunk." Thanks to Stephen for providing that terminology.
An asparagus raft is the preferred side dish to a pork sword. Not many people know that. *Also **_Gator on Ozempic_** is my new boomer garage band name.*
Thank you Mr. Colbert. You are a bright light in what seems to be an increasingly dark world. "Best guac Ever" made me fall off the sofa! Thanks again!
In France the hospitality and restauration workers are never on strike in France : and we are the only one to work 39 hours a week (it 's 35 Hours a week on every other jobs). Our night time does not have a financial compensation... That's why so many workers in Restaurant and hotels a
The Whitehouse needs a new official holiday; Borrowers' Amnesty Day in which anything taken can be returned with impunity. It'll be kind of like reverse trick or treating, leave a box out on your porch and your things reappear.
But that is totally the wrong thing to do! The gator will come to lose all fear of people and dogs if they are with them when feeding the gator. Which leads the gator to hang around the area, You cannot see it most of the time. get too close to the shore and it will eat ANYTHING it can grab and pull under the water!
I love the place card holder routine! It would have been hilarious if they had had a couple secret service types wander out onto the stage and cuff Steven.
@@PollyWillNenKeks Mais oui, je parle toujours parfait de Français, certainement. Uhh... Baguette, Arc de Triomphe, le French toast, etc. Fransk er i sagens natur latterligt, det ved vi alle. 👍
I love Colbert!! The anti-crime logo on the racecar was PRICELESS!! MEANWHILE, Steven makes it all come together and feel OK when the day closes. Ahh, thank you, Steven!
I think it's ok to take the place card with the parliamentary logo. I went to a state dinner and kept the name card. Later that year they asked people to return the knifes, forks and spoons with no questions asked. They ended up with teapots, serving platters being returned as well as the above. 😮
Janet Yellen's husband is the renowned Nobel prize winning economist George Akerlof, famous for the Market for Lemons paper! (it's about selling cars, not lemons)
my favorite thing about this comment is I haven't finished the video yet so I get to imagine what fresh chaos unleashes in the five minutes I have left to prompt a comment like this 😂
Never thought the intros could get better, yet here we are mere deckhands blown away by another incredible true story from the captain of comedy himself!
Some people steal a tiny eagle card holder. Some steal top secret documents and then refuse to give them back. About half the country doesn't seem to see a difference.
It's all the same if you're brain damaged 🤷
Touché!
30something %
Remember to VOTE!
Presidents have gotten away with much worse, Nixon wasn't the only crook.
maga is NOWHERE NEAR "half"!!!!! They are a TINY MINORITY. Only about 25% of the 168 million registered voters are republican, and about a third of THOSE are maga, at most maybe 10 million.
It would be funny if the next dinner he is invited to everyone has a place holder in its stand except him where it is just laid on the table.
Good one platypus! 😂
That would make for a great story.
That would be hilarious. 😂
But---Evie did it, lol....
Bahaha! 😂
Thank you good Sir. Your morals and values are beyond reproach! If others were more like you the world would be a better and more hilarious place!!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦
I am coming to appreciate and like the Meanwhile segment more and more.
Thank you Mr Colbert. Lately I have been watching your episodes several times each because they are contributing so much to my life.
Your work is at a peak.
Keep up the good work. I believe that you are helping America and the world so much right now.
You are certainly helping my life. 😀👍
Mine, too! I can't sleep when you are on vacation. 🤔😦😭💋💖💙🌵👵🐺🖖
Amen to that 🎉
Stephen seeing the mini fig and immediately thinking "✨shiney✨ I want" is very relatable! 💯
Secret Service: Excuse me, Mrs. Colbert. Why did you put that name place holder in your pocketbook?
Evie: It had my name on it.
Secret Service: (pauses, listening to earpiece) It checks out.
omg I didn't think about it that way
❤
*perfection* 🤌 *chef's kiss*
Oh, I would totally be using the "Janet Yellen told me to" as an affirmative defense.
1:59 in Yellen we trust. don't fret, Stephen. no foul.
Evie did it 😂😂😂 lmao and the nascar bit was extra funny too .. great meanwhile !
'Meanwhile' was so so good tonight Stephen 🌟🌟🌟 🥰 British Columbia 🇨🇦
He needs to come back and visit our province again, 2010 was a long time ago!
Another eloquently delivered tongue twister Meanwhile preamble! Some of us love it, some of us hate it, but regardless I’m always here for it.
I just skip it.
@@richard1472 what's the point in watching meanwhile, then? It's like watching Seth Meyers closer look without watching his preamble to the title block for the segment.
@@jkap34
My choice, okay?
And Seth Meyers is annoying. He talks through his nose.
@@richard1472 everyone is entitled to make the wrong choice.
for the actual "headlines" an commentary ? lolol @@jkap34
Best. Guac. EVER !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gator got the meats! Arby's should use the gator in it's advert!😂
The Aligator on Ozempic. Lmao!! 🤣🤣
There's actually a pig mascot named Ozempig!
I thought the Most Florida award would go to their legislature that tackled the important issue of being able to buy a 15 liter bottle of wine.
It’s a highly competitive award. Loads of well-qualified entries.
That bottle would need to be rolled out on wheels like a canon. Didn’t cognac used to be sold like that as a show piece ? You could swivel tilt it to pour !? And why on earth would there be a limit on bottle size to begin with when there was no limit on quantity ?
Amusing how they keep referring to a bottle. You know damn well it's a BOX.
Sacré bleu! Those coffees and croissants will be cold by the time it gets there! 😂
Coffee temperature is one way to determine the winner in case of a tie.
@@yudithcaron8053Lowest time and lowest temperature wins.
"The stowaway's flunky-bunk that is the news."😆
Best. Meanwhile. Ever. Stephen. Colbert. 😅 😂
Alligators are fierce apex predators, but mankind now knows their weakness: HAM
I mean, that's also OUR weakness
@@benn454 it's amazing how much we have in common with other species, isn't it? the natural world is incredible 😂
They already have a taste for "long pig" (humans).
The USMC definition of S.T.E.A.L. To strategically transfer equipment to alternative locations. Quote from "The Fat Electrician."
😂😂😂
👏👏👏🤣
Nice! 😂😂
I'm gonna use this from now on. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The next time I sleep on a makeshift bed, something I have to throw together on an emergency basis, I now know to call it a "flunky bunk." Thanks to Stephen for providing that terminology.
Road Rage? Heck, maybe my Dad WOULD be good at that sport!
Treasury Secretary goes: "Just take it". Me with debt: "I vibe with this chick." Can we get the Tubman 20 sooner though?
Only if the $20 can’t have Wilma Mankiller on the face. I think we need a Cherokee woman. The irony to replace AJ with a Cherokee
Fat Gators can't run as fast. There is a logic to their madness
Evie did it !! 😂
Thats my girl!
An asparagus raft is the preferred side dish to a pork sword.
Not many people know that.
*Also **_Gator on Ozempic_** is my new boomer garage band name.*
Don Jr. is going to be short on avocados. 🥑 👃
'Most Florida' says so much in just 2 words.
People get testy on diets, so how will a crocodile/alligator do when it feels under fed? 👀
Thievin’ Colbert 😂
Maybe you can get a presidential pardon for the gewgaw theft, Bilbo.
Sharp! Sounds like Steven had the guacamole dip
Thank you Mr. Colbert. You are a bright light in what seems to be an increasingly dark world. "Best guac Ever" made me fall off the sofa! Thanks again!
Oh the irony... The writers kidding about strikes...
In France the hospitality and restauration workers are never on strike in France : and we are the only one to work 39 hours a week (it 's 35 Hours a week on every other jobs). Our night time does not have a financial compensation... That's why so many workers in Restaurant and hotels a
I miss the covid shows with Evie laughing in the background
Somewhere in Florida there is a 1000-pound alligator who not only is not afraid of humans, it associates us with food!
and is gonna be a bit hungrier maybe.
It's charming that you think there's only one.
@@davidlundquist1979 I don’t go swimming in water I cannot see through so I’m safe, don’t worry!
@@bettygreenhansen Best bet all around to be safe is to stay out of Florida.
@@cyclewisconsin105 I love and prefer Florida without tourists.
love the shout out to nascar..then the slam!!!
The Whitehouse needs a new official holiday; Borrowers' Amnesty Day in which anything taken can be returned with impunity. It'll be kind of like reverse trick or treating, leave a box out on your porch and your things reappear.
Good luck trying to sneak that back in through the metal detectors and worse, explaining why you have that in the first place! 😂
It had your name on it!!😂
the paris bit is nice. because in paris they have workers rights, a minimum wage ad a civil country.all things unknown in the US. :-)
Appeasing the local alligator so he doesn’t eat your dog or snatch your kid out of the yard makes perfect sense to me.
But that is totally the wrong thing to do! The gator will come to lose all fear of people and dogs if they are with them when feeding the gator. Which leads the gator to hang around the area, You cannot see it most of the time. get too close to the shore and it will eat ANYTHING it can grab and pull under the water!
Someone though the same thing about a mountain lion in one of my old neighborhoods. The mountain lion ended up eating a teenager.
Don’t put the gator on a diet, put it in a fryer! They’ve already fattened him up. People starving in the world, but we put our food on diets.
"Best Guac Ever." 🤣🤣🤣
"Stowaway's flunky bunk" new standard of excellence for meanwhile!
Colbert is great at his job.
I guess we’re gonna act like we forgot about Tony Stewart’s “road rage?”😂
That would be some hangry gator ! 🐊
The iron bank winked and said you could have gold.
I thought the punchline about the waiters in Paris would be, "Of course, the real challenge was getting across Paris without stepping in dog shit."
Best broccoli freckles ever !!
And the alligator washes it all down with a diet coke.
That's so cool 😎☺️
Thanks for the take 💓💯
Hello from Belarus 🇧🇾😇
broccoli freckles was the name of my punk band in college.
Good morning stephen colbert fans
People who think they could compete in NASCar lose their lunch just watching Bathurst! 😎🏁
Not wrong 😂
Meanwhile starts at 3:43
MEANWHILE....🎉😊
To the NASCAR scene - the Kelce brothers suggested a new NFL rule to Roger Goodell: one hockey-style fight in every football game.
I love the place card holder routine! It would have been hilarious if they had had a couple secret service types wander out onto the stage and cuff Steven.
Background knowledge from Europe:
If you let a French breakfast cool for 30 minutes, it becomes a Dutch breakfast.😇
Da bekommst du keinen Keks. Es tut mir Leid.
perfect french, nice
@@PollyWillNenKeks Mais oui, je parle toujours parfait de Français, certainement. Uhh... Baguette, Arc de Triomphe, le French toast, etc. Fransk er i sagens natur latterligt, det ved vi alle. 👍
If Janet Yellen said it was fine then it was fine.
I love Colbert!! The anti-crime logo on the racecar was PRICELESS!! MEANWHILE, Steven makes it all come together and feel OK when the day closes. Ahh, thank you, Steven!
Amazing how flexible your morals are.
Colbert, STEAL: Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations
Ol’ Sticky-fingers Steven !
How dare u snitch on Janet Yellin, or, most importantly, Evie! Evie is an angel among mortals and her hair smells like cinnamon! 😮🫢😤🤬
🤣🤣
does anyone besides me yell out MEANWHILE during the opening for it 🤣🙌🔥💚
Absolutely 👍
Totally
hahahaa yep
Every time 😂
Yup!😂😂😂😂
I would never give it back
Seems like Don Junior‘s been eating a lot of guacamole🤫😳🤣
Nascar + Road Rage = what Mario Kart Go should've been
Thanks for the giggles
I think it's ok to take the place card with the parliamentary logo. I went to a state dinner and kept the name card. Later that year they asked people to return the knifes, forks and spoons with no questions asked. They ended up with teapots, serving platters being returned as well as the above. 😮
Same quote as @JolieJolie21. Hmmm...
😂😂
Stowaway’s flunky bunk. Y’all come up with the best names for new bands.
😂😂 greatest guac ever!
Stephen Stealing president’s tie is gold😂
Gotta love bro Stephen got some guts
😂 it had your name on it it's yours 😅
Don't worry Stephen. You could declassify the card holder with your mind …
Something tells me the White House expects people to take those little card holders.
"Flunkie bunk of news" 😂😂😂😂❤❤
Janet Yellen's husband is the renowned Nobel prize winning economist George Akerlof, famous for the Market for Lemons paper! (it's about selling cars, not lemons)
Best combination, NASCAR, monster trucks and wrestling, surprise me .
Nooo don’t give it back! Keep it!!
I like most florida, that's a funny segments!😂😂❤❤❤
I used to feed this gator, at lunch. In Clearwater FL. Cheeseburgers😂😂
Now you have to go to Confession Stephen.
Then you can keep it.😊
I see you, and I raise you: cocaine avocados aren’t that much more expensive than regular avocados
my favorite thing about this comment is I haven't finished the video yet so I get to imagine what fresh chaos unleashes in the five minutes I have left to prompt a comment like this 😂
The White House should sell those things in the gift shop or something.
@6:13 your punching down, Steven, its recorded for history.
Oh, you really got him there
Unfortunately the large amount of cocaine in the avocados substantially reduced the monetary value of the shipment 😮
I always asked before it disappeared....
I swear the broccoli freckles was a thing like 3 years ago already 😅
I could see one of those waiters getting bumped and saying "Stawp! I coulda dropped my croissant!"
Hey snitches get...😅😅
Thanks for the strike joke, this is not cliché... it' s tradition XD
Nascar finally got interesting, No more just a bunch of left turns. 😂
Well, at least the alligator isn’t eating them!
It's nice that every one nce in a while Stephen will pause and remind us how awesome cocaine is. ///
Never thought the intros could get better, yet here we are mere deckhands blown away by another incredible true story from the captain of comedy himself!