Daniel Sloss - SWEARING (Largo, LA - March 2020)
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Just days before the global lockdown, Daniel performed a Work in Progress season of his new live show Daniel Sloss: HUBRiS at Largo in LA.
Filmed by Troy Edige in March 2020
With thanks to Flanny and the Largo family
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As an Australian I felt a small swell of pride at being recognised as a nation of competent swearers by a Scotsman
Right there with you on that one
Fuck yeah 🤣 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
@@wazzasworld4531 OI OI OI!!!!
I fucking felt the same
Being Irish, same
"because you're happy because you're stupid"
I love this man
Maybe the most Scottish sentence I’ve ever heard
i missed this. daniel, offending people by stating facts, we love to see it
Fucking killed it 😂😂
How is it offensive tho
Tried to discover him, mostly old facts, and also facts that have been taboo for I dunno how long. Hence, but, I'm not laughing
@@dEFT07Itd ok.
@@dEFT07Itd Can you post an English translation?
sometimes i watch him and forget he's trying to be a comedian, he's so effortlessly funny its like watching a high stakes ted talk
Have you seen Daniel's TED talk? It was brilliant. I'm not joking the man has actually given a TED talk.
@@nickball4071 LINK PLEASE
@@nickball4071 I know, he is quite a genius. He has obviously inherited his parents' intellect but used it to cultivate comedy which it truly needed
this is it
He's boring
That drumming with swearing part is a masterpiece, thank you, I love you.
Look, something shiny🧐
not gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be a compilation of Sloss swearing and I was quite excited, but then it wasn't and I was not disappointed
“High five..no different hand” 😂😂
jokes on you twat, I'm left handed!
@@fancifulconcept wow that's offensive
@@fancifulconcept High five. I'm left handed too.
"Noooooooooooooooooo!" - me, when the clip ended.
OMG SAME!
oh my god, you're right... That was terrible...
same
The audio gets better. Stick with it. Funny.
Even if it didn’t... I would’ve stayed in in till the end!
Finally someone teaching Americans how to pronounce 'TWAT' correctly. Don't know why, but hearing them constantly mispronounce 'twat' as 'twot' has always grated on my nerves.
Mate it's so fucken nippy when I hear americans say twat it genuinely gets me raging beyond belief
Its doesnt matter. Everyone in the world pronounces identical words differently
@@nickpagano7134 I've heard an English person say methane, and I tense up almost as much as someone would tense up hearing twat mispronounced.
Twot sounds better tho. Twat just doesnt sound like a bad word twot on the other hand sounds much more vulgar. Also the word twat regardless of pronunciation is a pretty uncommon insult in usa. Its usually used to actually refer to a pussy opposed to calling someone a twat.
@@LokkerG we created the language we are English from England speaking the English language... we prouncounce words as they are meant to be said in this language... the Americans only adopted it because bless the yanks but they couldn't come up with one on their own it's like with wars they've never won a war in their own before
It's the only offensive word you have, and it's only offensive because your doing it so FUCKING WRONG!
That line killed me, love you Dan your so freaking funny and awesome love ya stuff!
A scotsman complimenting an englishman is almost unheard of. For the first time I'm proud to be English
I love that no matter how many videos/specials I watch of him, he barely (if EVER) repeats a joke. That is still so refreshing, and I adore him for it.
No one cares
@@samhowl1152 You do, apparently :)
@@Annele555 hey Ann, that was about as clever as the other popular 5th grade joke, " your momma"
@@samhowl1152 Aw, you're funny! :)
I dunno, I've heard the "My mum will always talk about the day she was blessed with me, gifted my sister, had my brother, and was diagnosed with the other one" skit and the "I was born in England, but I consider myself fully Scottish because my mum's an alcoholic and my dad's clinically obese" skit repeated in several different venues. Watch enough of any comedian and you'll hear their jokers repeated at least once. Sloss, as great as he is and as much as he deserves more coverage, just doesn't have as many specials and filmed stand-up gigs circulating the internet for it to be as noticeable as other comedians that spring to mind.
I’m so glad I can speak English. This is exactly the kind of content I desperately wanted to be able to understand before I started studying it .
Im hoping your studies have born fruits.
"By a coUNTry mile"
Superb Mr Sloss, surperb.
It's always fun when a comedian makes me laugh and hurts my feelings simultaneously.
I like that he clarified "twat." I've been confused by Americans saying it weird, with a long A that Americans are usually opposed to, and this was helpful.
@@leslys6205 An hour long video? Twat.
If you watch it with automatically generated subtitles, it adds another layer to the comedy by censoring swear words.
“ I twatted the [_] in the [_] “ I laughed so hard 😂
Gets right on my nerves. He clearly says it in the video, no attempt at censorship, then people relying on the subtitles get excluded.
@@georgecaplin9075 Cos UA-cam is owned by Google a US company. Remember what daniel said in the video. They're so offended by it even the computer generated subs gets offended.
Jesus this was cathartic to watch as a Scotsman living in the US 😂
Yeah, I’m Irish Australian. But sometimes you just forget that you are even swearing. You’re not trying to swear, you’re not angry, it’s just part of your language. Sometimes there isn’t any better descriptive or emotive word to fit in there. Somebody could say to me stop swearing and I would probably take a while to figure out when i did because it’s basically automatic and subconscious
"it's like visiting the dodo's" always makes me crack up
Over confident idiots lmao
I'm surprised no one got offended about the Syria joke considering how much they rEsPeCt tHiEr tRoOpS but then again these people must be familiar with Sloss' work and knew what to expect
@@leslys6205 I live for chaos so no thankyou
it seems like you don’t know americans
It in L. A. Didnt u realise it was in L. A.? (read: its a country all on their own)
You do know that all Americans don't think alike right? You sound just like the people you are making fun of.
So glad I asked for the reminder so UA-cam could be like, "Oh, yeah, this happened 4 hours ago" lol
I need that drum kit as a setting on an electric keyboard
yes finally a new show i can bug my friends again
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Get slossed sounds like a bad word
This made me completely forget what a shitty day I had- and will likely have tomorrow. I’m laughing too hard to care, THANK YOU!
Thanks for mentioning Aussies. Our code of the C-Bomb is highly regarded as it is a verb, noun, pro-noun, adjective, adverbial, title and can be used in first, second and third tense!
"Twat is like a rejected Teletubby." 😁😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
How does EVERY joke make me laugh, he never misses once, I might not laugh at a few jokes with other comedians but every joke he makes at least makes me laugh a bit.
Was that eight minutes?! I WANT MOREEEE
God he's so fucking talented.
I'll start saying twat correctly... I feel like there is a growing group of people who swear and understand it's just language flavoring to keep the conversation lively and not something to be offended by. Or, I've surround myself with the correct people.
They're just fucking words. I haven't met anyone worth hanging around with that gets offended by words.
I feel like age and region has to do with it. I’m from New England and maybe this is regional bias, but I feel like we swear more than other Americans? I only know a few people who don’t tolerate swears, all over the age of 50. I don’t know anyone younger who’d be put off by a swear, with the exception of cunt. I know a few people who hate that word, but I think that just makes them cunts.
I wonder how many of the people who complain about "political correctness" happen to get upset at swear words.
Funny, I was born in Scotland but grew up in Canada and we were allowed to swear at the dinner table. It was just an adjective to emphasis something. Also, I learned the word cunt from my mom and shite was one of my first words, ha!
March 2020: "You've been through tough times." Not wrong, but not flattered by hindsight.
As much as I agree with him, largely, the East Coast accents do exist and, from experience, roughly 1 of 4 words out of their mouths are swears. Many of which are just a down right impressive stream of invective.
I wonder if that’s because a higher population of the east coast would be more likely to be migrants or descendants of people from Scotland England Ireland and Wales.
@@conors4430 Very late reply on my end, but search "Accent Daddy" and look for a Wired video of a bearded man breaking down the accents of the U.S. by region. ITs very interesting!
Omg I just died with laughter. I can't wait to see you perform again (in Ghent, hopefully) !!!!!!
Love from France
This is so recognizable!
Here in the Netherlands people say 'shit' all the time. It's the most normal thing in the world. Why would the equivalent of 'poop' be offending?
But no in America 'Goddamnit' is extremely polite while 'shit' is like cursing someone's religion. 😂😂
Sorry, bad example for a Daniel Sloss show, I know he's an atheist. But still, you get my point.
Meh . . . "extremely polite" is a bit of an exaggeration, I think. But yeah, I do get your point--"shit" is considered more offensive than "goddamnit."
I love how direct and bold your comedy is. It’s as refreshing as it is hilarious.
You just cured my depression for the night. So bless you.
I read that as "you just cursed ny depression " and I got confused 🤣
Irish woman here, fecking class
Daniel Sloss is brilliant. As a first generation (embarrassed) American, he's spot-on about the USA. But, Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too, as are the French. I highly recommend his book!
Even us swedes are good at swearing and we're usually considered as "polite", "well spoken" and "reserved"
"Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too"
Hahaha, yes, as a ½ Eastern European 2nd gen American I can confirm it's basically just sentence punctuation at this point 😂
Daniel seems to be strongarming his way into the "awkward chair phase" of standup comedy
You should add "Introdiction to..." and "educational" to the title.
SLOSS SAVES 2020
I would add that the NY accent works. I am from NY, our state bird is "The Finger"
As a Scottish guy who has a few mates from NYC.
I definitely agree! You've got quick swearing rhythms down to an art.
The bit about Syria was hilarious
“Free Serotonin” - Daniel Sloss 2019
You are so fucking good at this, really hope there will be another netflix Special soon!
«call me English, see what happens!”
Born in England, 2 english parents.. he’s english
I realised I have watched this A LOT over the past few days when i started quoting it in time...I still laugh and enjoy it every single time
Less kids die in SYRIA, and you're BOMBING Syria😂😭
I'm very happy that we Australians were mentioned in this, swearing is normal here, it's kinda scene as weird if you don't swear.
As an American… I loved every second of this. Because he’s right.
is he just insulting americans in america??? hahahaha..
i saw this yesterday in Melbourne and was in actual tears. the whole show was just amazing.
The only thing is that I was laughing so hard that I was struggling to breathe and catch my breath properly. in this climate....coughing is possibly the worst thing you can do, but I just opted for chest pain instead.
thank you for an amazing night
I am OFFENDED I got the notif a day later instead of the second it was uploaded
That Syria joke fucking killed me
I fucking died laughing at the highest death rate of children bit. So goddam accurate and hilarious and fucking sad.
Well, better take care of the problem before it can even start right 😂😂 Dwl
nothing funnier than watching this with captions on, where youtube automatically censor all the swears because apparently caption users can’t handle swears
Okay, but has he heard Bostonians swear? Because I think they get the exception on this one.
Huge British and Irish influence there, so it would be the exception
I feel like it’s less the accent and more that Americans don’t like to feel offensive and swearing is a little taboo in some parts of the US. Me and my friends casually swear and I’m from the Bible Belt South East United States. If anyone is offended by what I say then I either meant to offend you or you’re just too fucking sensitive to make it anywhere in the world
It's only offensive if you're being sworn AT. If you're being sworn TO it's fine, chill.
As a Hungarian, who lives in the UK I am proud to say, that we beat all English speaking nations in swearing, simply because of all the slight variatons of words and the sheer amount of swear words we use in a daily basis. 🤣 It took me a bit of a time after I moved to the UK, to sewer less, because it offended even the English ppl around me. 😳😅🤣 In a normal sentence, every second word can be a swear word in Hungarian lol😅
Smart and very funny. I subscribed Netflix just to occasionally watch his stand ups.
So as it turns out, I'm not angry..... I'm Scottish 🤣🤣🤣🤣
WE WANT THE SHOW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE!
You Daniel, are absolutly amazing! :D
He Did this (more or less) routine at Critical Role Live London, 2023. Very funny!
WHY DOES HIS AMERICAN ACCENT SOUND EXACTLY! LIKE JOHN MULANEY?
When are we getting the full show?? I think we deserve it after the fuckfest of 2020
Daniel: my swear words are only peppered into the conversation
Also Daniel a minute later: it's only offensive because you're doing it so FUCKING wrong!
Haha that's cute ! Try us French people, our swearing is our punctuation ! Plus we've got much more material ! And, icing on the cake, we can mix it all together to get that perfect, creative, beautiful combo ;) you'd be surprised how much of an art it is for us haha
As an American who uses swear words as my primary language, I agree that most are awful at it. I, on the other hand make it an art.
What's the difference between Yogurt and The United states of America?
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it will develop a culture.
Hahaha and another super underrated comment that it is. 😂😂👌
As an American, I love when people from other countries call this country out for what it is.
And you are killing children in syria...
Americans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Children in syria:
I'm from Syria... I thought it was hilarious AND it's true.
We still cleaning up hospital and school debre from your last "Air-trips".
- really opens up a new perspective if you see it from an "I have to be number one, all the time"
Point of view. Also your economy is starting to collapse. Which I just find absolutely exhilarating
I don't think they have slag either, and that just disappointing
Go to the tour website. Go to 'Filter by region' and select 'US + CANADA'
"No shows in this region." ............. yeah, that makes sense... :( .....
I need to sample the drumkit part to make a full beat.
Does the audience not know how to laugh? Does the person pressed the button at the wrong time?
I'd just like to say thank you to Daniel for making my day @ work last Friday Reading your comments on some of the signed pages of your book made my Friday.
WHATTE PLEASNT SURPRISE!
The funniest part is that if you put the caption on, the curse words are either bleeped out or not noticed correctly and replaced by another word😂
why does he look 4 feet tall in this?
So the cursing song by blink 182? 😂 @ 4:00
(can't even write the title bc youtu.be is deleting my comment no matter how much I censor it 🙄)
No point in wondering if this video is demonetised 😂 Thanks for uploading. Great stuff!
I got to see this bit tonight, and many more, at his liveshow in Amsterdam! My god what a brilliant man!
I tried saying twat like Sloss said to and now I sound like I'm from fucking Boston, I hate it. If I say it like this in public, I'll be humiliated.
I’m so glad he corrected their pronunciation of twat
I feel that COVID has led to a slightly softer version so we can escape the rollercoaster, if only for an hour or so. Highly recommended!!!!
Russian swearing:
*p a t h e t i c*
Oh I know what m gonna watch in 93 minutes
This is a west coast thing. I love my adoptive state of Washington, but in a born Michigander and those weirdos talk at half speed.
I have seen Daniel's videos I think 3 years ago and I haven't seen him since and it was so surprising how strong his Scottish accent got with time. I could barely notice it in his old videos.
IF I FIND OUT WHAT UPSETS YOU,
YOU DO KNOW,
I WILL SAY IT
MORE !
🤭
Ah I'm gonna show my kids this when they learn their ABCs.
Nice to see you again. Good going!
I keep rewatching his videos his humor is so entertaining and educational 🤣🤣🤣
I was having a Facebook conversation with someone and I fuck I think? And they were like you’re so worked up. I can’t imagine being so worked up about something so unimportant. And I was like.. I’m not worked up? Y do u assume I’m worked up? And they were like u cared enough to swear. And I was like yeah that’s bc I was just like.. talking. And I swear when I talk.
And then I got chastised for swearing in a Facebook group where anyone could see it even a child. And i had to explain that I just didn’t care bc I think the concept of “bad” words is absurd. Y restrict language??
Where the fuck are you going in America that the average adult is offended by swear words? XD I'd wondered where the idea that Americans don't cuss that much had come from. Bizarre to me. Cussing in public around ppl you don't know is considered impolite, mostly due to religious folks and kids, that's it. Any sort of casual setting w friends n ppl are cussing every other sentence. lol
YES. I need this so much