GOD LOVES ISRAEL. Truth - The lord said why do you call me good, only god is good-Jesus was not god and not good. - The Lord made love, and slept with Mary Magdalene-who gave birth to his child, a sexually happy, kung-fu expert that hung upside down until he reversed gravity and floated on air , over the water. A Martial Artist and Buddhist Monk. Infinitum north pole ice age and Brown Woolly Mammoth Wool Haired Elephants and blue eyed Cro-Magnon King Davids on his head and both shoulders-HOLY SHROUD -VATICAN-Resurrection of King David 6ft 280 lbs of White Nordic God of Thunder (THOR) The Lord was a barbarian and warlord. David said submit to the authorities. The lord was not infinitum cotton haired gorillas on his head and both shoulders . . Jesus was King David. My great etc....... grandpa and twin from mary magdeline's child bloodline. God loves Israel - homeland of Gods Jews. . Lord and father were one and the same, The Lords father was King David -Jesus was King David. We must defend Israel, homeland of Gods Jews. . Spiritual people are police, warriors. veterans and patriotic people loyal to Israel . You must be reborn of the spirit to see the kingdom of heaven, true meaning-you must be reborn of your attitude to see the kingdom of serenity . pass this on. The Jews And Israel are Holy. Pass This on. Thnx. images.app.goo.gl/z7TvXFtSL8TXmRST9
Bah, forget about the past "why" and concentrate on the future laughs you will have thanks to him now that you do know of him :D (I know that I do at least... never heard of him til today, but too happy about the show and the future videos that I know I WILL search for and watch to mourn the past I've had without him ^^)
Dekster They’re in the desert. Without snow. Snowman aren’t a thing they’re familiar with. So they would be calling him a snowman without any previous knowledge of what that is.
@@bourneenigma2038 we don’t know that. The Greeks had some colonies before the Romans came in the area and it was and it is still actually common to see people with white complexions in the area. Look at the Berbère people in Algeria. Look at modern Palestinians. Check the Palestinian fighter Ahed Tamini for instance. Jesus could have been white skinned as he could have also been dark skinned. But his point is still valid when he said people assumed he was white, while we have no proof of that. But his arguments about desert and no snow and every one being dark in the area just makes the whole skit flaw, and shows his ignorance about the Middle East, making him as annoying as the people who are convinced Jesus was white
@@joshbull623 Then Jesus would've stuck out to all of Jerusalem. Isaiah prophesied about Jesus, saying how nothing about his appearance will attract us. He looked an average guy. If he was albino, Judas wouldn't have had to point out who Jesus was to the Romans when he was arrested.
My mom's Buddhist. Whenever I did well on the test, she was like "yea, because I prayed for you". My response was "oh, why didn't you tell me? Could've saved me so much time studying"
When I came out of a coma my religious mother told me how she and the church prayed for me and thanked God and all, and even at 12 I was thinking "I think the doctors helped..."
Not only that, if he did get through he would either be sent to a mental institution (claiming to be Jesus and to be able to perform miracles) or be kidnapped by the government for "research". (performing actual miracles)
I watched a documentary about the mistranslations of the Bible, and at some point they said that "Virgin" probably was a mistranslation for "Young woman". So there's that.
JustAGuy I'm Christian, but this is some funnily accurate shit. If other christians are going to not acknowledge the positive support giving by others, they need a brick to the head.
"...because He's the one to give you cancer." Exactly. Why do theists only give credit to God when good things happen, but when bad things happen, it's "God works in mysterious ways."
We do give the credit to god ...because he did do it to us .... the problem is with that we start thinking that this world was supposed to be for fun and rest ...this was a place supposed to test and bring us to our limits in good and bad
as a christian i gotta admit i find this amazing. i've always thought to myself "why do we even think that jesus was white?". you sir are a brilliant comedian. hands down
Because he was born in the Roman Empire in a region of the world that had been populated by Celts, Slavs, Greeks, Turks, Visigoths and other fair-skinned people for centuries. I think the more interesting question is; how racist do you have to be to assume all Middle Easterners are brown....
@@danidejaneiro8378 so you would want us to believe that he was Caucasian with blond hair. How can the saviour of mankind be anything but white! And you think that is not racist! People addressing this blatant racist idea aren't being racist, no matter how you spin it.
@@bartnail2856 - hahaha you obviously don’t know what genealogy means, nor have you read a history book or been to the Middle East. All of this is very clear from your single comment.
The part with Jesus was grand reminds me of camping party I had with friends and all night long we tried to explain to one of the girls that Jesus was not white and she just couldn't grasp it was so funny
Just start with the whole... Religion and GOD, etc is madeup bullshit. Trying to explain the color of someone that was just a normal person making claims of superiority is just ridiculous anyway.
dieuhien08 Love ATL, except can you move it out of GA? That's my only gripe. Once, I had to go to Valdosta, Albany, and Waycross for work... GA outside ATL is crazy!
I hear a lot of people say you should never make fun of Jesus, but I feel like if Jesus was alive today, not only would he not mind the jokes, but I bet he’d have enough of a sense of humour to laugh along
my mom just died of pancreatic cancer and I am the only not wannabe Irish Catholic (we are American...stop trying to be born in Ireland) in my family and this...THIS...is fucking amazing.
It surprises me how many Christians don't know that because jesus is Jewish he is middle eastern meaning he is not white. I am strong believer in Christ, but when I see the rampant stupidity in my religion I often wonder "why God? Why?" It is even worse when they think that if they just sit and pray, their sickness will go away. I met a woman who once had lung cancer, she believed that she didn't need any medical treatment. As long as she prayed everyday God will magically heal her! "Excuse me?" "Magically heal you?" Even the church has said that the doctors are "tools" God uses to heal us, so if you are going to just seat there and wait for healing to come I hope you have a will set aside.
It's a shame the Bible gave us no help in actually understanding the universe. It tried to and hilariously failed. Maybe then all of those people who still died of disease that we haven't found cures for/before the times of medicine would've been saved. I guess they were just unlucky to be born before the age of science then? Oh poor them, no "tools" to help them recover. Not to mention that humans had existed on earth for hundreds of thousands of years before the Bible was released! God didn't care about them did he? These "explanations" by the religious are so riddled with holes it's laughable.
Still, this sort of thinking is the inevitable result of teaching people it's acceptable, and even admirable, to shape their perspectives of reality on FAITH (the notion that belief itself has tangible consequences beyond the psychological benefits of a placebo effect). That's the harmful side to faith that no-one wants to acknowledge.
They're called Christian Scientists. They're the minority. Most Christians believe science reveals God. Just because science doesn't necessarily agree with the Bible at the moment does not mean that it is inaccurate. Our scientific knowledge that we have today will change, that's a given, so Christians believe that we just haven't gotten there yet. (Not really looking for a debate. Just stating my beliefs.)
Here’s the thing. If God is responsible for guiding the doctor down the path of becoming a doctor, in order for them to then diagnose and cure your cancer… God is also responsible for giving you the cancer in the first place. Daniel is spot on. Simple as that. You cannot have it both ways.
Wow this is amazing and actually feels really fresh and not like the same old jokes about religion I've heard before but has a little different turn on it
but then a comedy studio was trashed today because a girl made a not so offensive joke about Shivaji? We need to learn from these people to get jokes sheesh
As an American Atheist I'm proud to say that only 50% of us believe in the invisible in 2021. Down from around 70% in the 1980's. I love Sloss, he is a beast!
Im a christian, and when people talk about god, I am in a little bit of a moral dilemma, but you did a really good job! Im an American and literally you went on to explain my feeling at 2 minutes. wll done.
It's thanks to google's analytics algorithms that this clip is not featured to ignorant religious Americans who prefer watching and liking pro-religious videos. Like, youtube doesn't reccomend make up tutorials to me for the same reason
most pictures of Jesus shows that he had blondish hair and blue eyes, but the cameras back then were not as advanced as they are today. At least that's what they taught us in Sunday school if we asked any questions. .... lol.
I’ve watched this same set on your netflix special I love the way you were able to distill it down to 4 minutes, Great job. You’re one of my favourite comedians
I'm glad people can take a joke. I've been a Christian most of my life, but I don't understand why people can be so strange most of the time. That last one about the airport was pretty good too. Had me chuckling.
@@User-hy6ur I'm sorry but I truly don't think you are in the position to label my soul or describe my beliefs. I do not support what this comedian is saying. He clearly lacks understanding of God and should be terrified for the eternal state of his soul. I am not supporting his message. But that does not mean that I cannot recognize the cleverness with which he structured his jokes and the hilarity with which he presented them. Sure, he's wildly misled, but he is a good performer. Please be careful with how you label other people, especially when you attempt to define their religious beliefs or salvation based off of something like this. The Bible does not teach that when we are judged by God we will be played this video and if we laugh we go to hell and if we don't we go to heaven. No, the Bible teaches that only Christ can save and we can only be saved by Christ if we repent and put our faith in him. That is the gospel. Please be cautious of distorting it.
@@andrewforeman-loe3935 He did exist, it's just what he did that is debatable. And don't go "It's not debatable. It wasn't real. It's all a myth. Etc" I've heard that response too many times and it's an ear ache.
The most underrated comedian. This guy's miles better than people like Russell Howard yet he hasn't had half the amount of recognition. This is one of my favourite stand up routines ever.
That's true about people thanking a deity when the doctors, nurses, technicians, scientists and janitors did all the work. It's always disgusted me. This is a great video!!
The fact that there are no angry Christian people in this comment section is a pretty strong credit to google's algorithms.
Daniel Gomez that’s what I’m saying and it’s 2018 too 😂😂
Well thank God for that
its just full of quick witted little clever fucks like jt10ization
JT10ization wait. Which one?
I'm Christian and I fun this funny xD
The doctor's "hyngggggg" is just too funny lol
Nivesh Proag you wrote that sound effect perfectly xD
I *NEED* a gif of "hynggggg"
Closed captions calls it "high pitched disagreement" which I also find hilarious.
People actually laugh at sounds....
YES
GOD LOVES ISRAEL. Truth - The lord said why do you call me good, only god is good-Jesus was not god and not good. - The Lord made love, and slept with Mary Magdalene-who gave birth to his child, a sexually happy, kung-fu expert that hung upside down until he reversed gravity and floated on air , over the water. A Martial Artist and Buddhist Monk. Infinitum north pole ice age and Brown Woolly Mammoth Wool Haired Elephants and blue eyed Cro-Magnon King Davids on his head and both shoulders-HOLY SHROUD -VATICAN-Resurrection of King David 6ft 280 lbs of White Nordic God of Thunder (THOR) The Lord was a barbarian and warlord. David said submit to the authorities. The lord was not infinitum cotton haired gorillas on his head and both shoulders . . Jesus was King David. My great etc....... grandpa and twin from mary magdeline's child bloodline. God loves Israel - homeland of Gods Jews. . Lord and father were one and the same, The Lords father was King David -Jesus was King David. We must defend Israel, homeland of Gods Jews. . Spiritual people are police, warriors. veterans and patriotic people loyal to Israel . You must be reborn of the spirit to see the kingdom of heaven, true meaning-you must be reborn of your attitude to see the kingdom of serenity . pass this on. The Jews And Israel are Holy. Pass This on. Thnx. images.app.goo.gl/z7TvXFtSL8TXmRST9
one of the most underrated comedians I swear 😂😂😂😂
+jigglypuffmikey So true. He should be headlining Live at the Apollo
He kind of reminds me of craig furgeson. In his maners and the way he responds. Not to mention the kind of acting like a gay person.
Sure is
So true XD
He's breaking out now at least
"High pitched disagreement" is the best subtitle ever.
Yes, I am here commenting in 2021, because more people should see this.
😊 here I am liking your comment in 2024 because YES, more people should see this.
"Dave"
"... Dave..."
"... DAVID! "
Lol... how did his neck even bend that way? Hahaha.
Funniest part of the entire bit
Daavvee?
Yes, yes it's me Dave! Open up!
Dave's not here.
Never seen or heard of this guy before. He's brilliant. Why have I never seen or heard of him before?!
Bah, forget about the past "why" and concentrate on the future laughs you will have thanks to him now that you do know of him :D (I know that I do at least... never heard of him til today, but too happy about the show and the future videos that I know I WILL search for and watch to mourn the past I've had without him ^^)
First timer
Watch this other comedian, Bo Burnham. He's amazing.
yup definately agree watch bo burnham. Both his specials what and make happy
As long as you know George Carlin, ya fine, mate.. :')
Sloss and Burnham. Comedy is NOT dead when we have these two young guys making their way to the top. Both comical genius'!!!
@@hassoun4011 when will he graduate to ninth?
@thatscarecrow *M O M*
Josh Wolf is also a hella good comedian.
@@CodeDoneMorally Isn't he like 50?..
Russell Howard's a great one too vut yeah Daniel Sloss is so funny his jokes never get old.
"...whatever those are!"
David Whitfield. I dont understand that ?
What does that mean ?
Dekster They’re in the desert. Without snow. Snowman aren’t a thing they’re familiar with. So they would be calling him a snowman without any previous knowledge of what that is.
It’s actually wrong. They are not in the desert and it does snow in Palestine
@@TheMrUsagi true. I agree. But the crucial point is still valid.
Jesus wasn’t “White”.
@@bourneenigma2038 we don’t know that. The Greeks had some colonies before the Romans came in the area and it was and it is still actually common to see people with white complexions in the area. Look at the Berbère people in Algeria. Look at modern Palestinians. Check the Palestinian fighter Ahed Tamini for instance. Jesus could have been white skinned as he could have also been dark skinned. But his point is still valid when he said people assumed he was white, while we have no proof of that. But his arguments about desert and no snow and every one being dark in the area just makes the whole skit flaw, and shows his ignorance about the Middle East, making him as annoying as the people who are convinced Jesus was white
"He's a different color!!!" - kills me every time. 😂 One of the best lines in comedy history.
"YET SOMEHOW HE'S GOT THE COMPLEXION OF A SNOWMAN! Whatever that is..." :D :D :D :D
Gerard Clarke “those are”
Best part of that little joke is that snowmen are a common part of Christmas decorations.
Maybe he was albino
@@joshbull623 Then Jesus would've stuck out to all of Jerusalem. Isaiah prophesied about Jesus, saying how nothing about his appearance will attract us. He looked an average guy. If he was albino, Judas wouldn't have had to point out who Jesus was to the Romans when he was arrested.
It’s actually quite an ignorant joke since it does snow sometimes in Palestine
"Dav..Dav..DAVID! Yes Beardy McSandles. Who else would I be talking about?"
Gets me every tem😂
It's fun to see him get more and more recognition as time goes by. You go Sloss!
Johann Vohn
My mom's Buddhist. Whenever I did well on the test, she was like "yea, because I prayed for you". My response was "oh, why didn't you tell me? Could've saved me so much time studying"
When I came out of a coma my religious mother told me how she and the church prayed for me and thanked God and all, and even at 12 I was thinking "I think the doctors helped..."
"Cause the sad fact is, if Jesus was alive today, he would not get through American customs" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that line had me dying.
Not only that, if he did get through he would either be sent to a mental institution (claiming to be Jesus and to be able to perform miracles) or be kidnapped by the government for "research". (performing actual miracles)
Sad but true
Kucchh bhi?
if Jesus came out white, Mary had some explaining to do to Joseph
That' would be nothing coz she had to a explain how did he come without having sex.
"nah babe I didn't cheat! God gave me a baby!"
"ok babe"
Nah baby I didn't fuck that Roman that came to claim our taxes...
I watched a documentary about the mistranslations of the Bible, and at some point they said that "Virgin" probably was a mistranslation for "Young woman". So there's that.
Ryoka1 Joseph wasn't his real daddy anyway.
Really surprised that not much people in this comment section are a bunch of angry creationists. Good job internet.
JustAGuy I'm Christian, but this is some funnily accurate shit. If other christians are going to not acknowledge the positive support giving by others, they need a brick to the head.
now isn't that a miracle
@Arkus is right. I'm a devout Christian, but you can't deny that what he said was both hilarious and very true.
Matilda Jane Love is just chemicals made by the brain...
As a creationists I find this hilarious
"...because He's the one to give you cancer." Exactly. Why do theists only give credit to God when good things happen, but when bad things happen, it's "God works in mysterious ways."
Bob Wow BELIEVING IN JESUS IS THE PROBLEM!!!
“Oh yes well that’s the devil’s work”
Such theists are the ones who’ve never read the Book of Job.
We do give the credit to god ...because he did do it to us .... the problem is with that we start thinking that this world was supposed to be for fun and rest ...this was a place supposed to test and bring us to our limits in good and bad
Not all of us believe god/s is all good. Some of us think the universe is beautiful and shit so god can also be both. Not everyone is christian
Face expressions sell his jokes, funny as hell.
As well as his delivery
facial
@@jamesmcinnis208 lol true
@@icemanabz Good point, though. He has what used to be known as a rubber face.
His voice pitch too. "a little bit tense" at 3:30 was so funny
as a christian i gotta admit i find this amazing. i've always thought to myself "why do we even think that jesus was white?". you sir are a brilliant comedian. hands down
Because he was born in the Roman Empire in a region of the world that had been populated by Celts, Slavs, Greeks, Turks, Visigoths and other fair-skinned people for centuries. I think the more interesting question is; how racist do you have to be to assume all Middle Easterners are brown....
@@danidejaneiro8378 so you would want us to believe that he was Caucasian with blond hair. How can the saviour of mankind be anything but white! And you think that is not racist! People addressing this blatant racist idea aren't being racist, no matter how you spin it.
Lonely Stranger - believe whatever fairytale you want, but white people have lived in the region for millennia.
@@danidejaneiro8378 it’s simple genealogy. All middle easterners of that time were brown
@@bartnail2856 - hahaha you obviously don’t know what genealogy means, nor have you read a history book or been to the Middle East. All of this is very clear from your single comment.
The part with Jesus was grand reminds me of camping party I had with friends and all night long we tried to explain to one of the girls that Jesus was not white and she just couldn't grasp it was so funny
EmbunWidia Her response: "What, like of them ISIS people?"
Just start with the whole... Religion and GOD, etc is madeup bullshit. Trying to explain the color of someone that was just a normal person making claims of superiority is just ridiculous anyway.
@@JwilliamsAssociates its actually important to know his colour. In china, Jesus is asian for some reason.
@@icarus6492 Every culture makes up their own GAWD lmao.. In so many ways we are so damn immature and 'caveman'' like.
@@JwilliamsAssociates humans being cavemen like. Yeah, that's something both atheists and christians can agree on.
I know that first joke by heart. but somehow, IT GOT BETTER. Amazing work, can't wait to see more of him.
+SaraOswald101 Yeah his delivery did improve. I noticed it too!
I watched a bunch of his other videos in which this joke comes up a lot at different point of his set, yet I still laughed. He's really good.
+SaraOswald101 i've also watched loads of his videos and most jokes appear in all of them but they're so damn funny that i keep watching anyway
Obscurity Yeah me too. Have you seen his Tedx Talk? It was very different.
+SaraOswald101 true that
I'm American. COME TO NEW YORK! WE'D LOVE YOU!!!
Rory Turing he was in NYC and was brilliant! I'm hoping he comes around again.
dieuhien08 Unfortunately, now I would need him to come to Atlanta, GA XDD
Rory Turing i second that motion
OMG I need him here in Louisiana! Nearly pissed myself laughing XD
dieuhien08 Love ATL, except can you move it out of GA? That's my only gripe. Once, I had to go to Valdosta, Albany, and Waycross for work... GA outside ATL is crazy!
there are not enough Daniel Sloss clips online
I hear a lot of people say you should never make fun of Jesus, but I feel like if Jesus was alive today, not only would he not mind the jokes, but I bet he’d have enough of a sense of humour to laugh along
He is gorgeous.
Ikr
Just that high pitched 'hmm!' noise he makes. Gets me every time.
A video of a comedian talking about religion, with well over 25,000 views, and only 5 people have hit dislike...maybe the world isn't so bad after all
It's cause even Christians can't deny the hilarity of this. :) He's not directly insulting anything, he's just telling the truth.
world is a better place until you make fun of Muhammad.
diptiranjan kar stupidest comment yet, Muslims believe and follow Jesus too so....
This gotta be one of the best comic pieces I've ever seen on Religion. SPOT ON!
As a retired R.N. I can tell you we don't care to hear patients thanking god either.
Love his expressive face. That really adds a lot to his humour.
The performance and delivery of this is just perfect.
He's funny and accurate, simultaneously! Gotta love this guy!
my mom just died of pancreatic cancer and I am the only not wannabe Irish Catholic (we are American...stop trying to be born in Ireland) in my family and this...THIS...is fucking amazing.
Not a single sentence is wasted..what a genius💫
never heard of this guy before. he's good.
It surprises me how many Christians don't know that because jesus is Jewish he is middle eastern meaning he is not white. I am strong believer in Christ, but when I see the rampant stupidity in my religion I often wonder "why God? Why?" It is even worse when they think that if they just sit and pray, their sickness will go away. I met a woman who once had lung cancer, she believed that she didn't need any medical treatment. As long as she prayed everyday God will magically heal her! "Excuse me?" "Magically heal you?" Even the church has said that the doctors are "tools" God uses to heal us, so if you are going to just seat there and wait for healing to come I hope you have a will set aside.
It's a shame the Bible gave us no help in actually understanding the universe. It tried to and hilariously failed. Maybe then all of those people who still died of disease that we haven't found cures for/before the times of medicine would've been saved. I guess they were just unlucky to be born before the age of science then? Oh poor them, no "tools" to help them recover. Not to mention that humans had existed on earth for hundreds of thousands of years before the Bible was released! God didn't care about them did he? These "explanations" by the religious are so riddled with holes it's laughable.
Still, this sort of thinking is the inevitable result of teaching people it's acceptable, and even admirable, to shape their perspectives of reality on FAITH (the notion that belief itself has tangible consequences beyond the psychological benefits of a placebo effect). That's the harmful side to faith that no-one wants to acknowledge.
let me answer your question of "why god, why?".... it's a fictitious thing. i'm reallizing now after reading further this is sarcastic. lol
They're called Christian Scientists. They're the minority. Most Christians believe science reveals God. Just because science doesn't necessarily agree with the Bible at the moment does not mean that it is inaccurate. Our scientific knowledge that we have today will change, that's a given, so Christians believe that we just haven't gotten there yet. (Not really looking for a debate. Just stating my beliefs.)
Stephanie luv
I think this is gods way to benefit the genepool
I am an unangry Christian 😂 this was hilarious.
When you are able to mix brilliant comedy with facts, then you are awesome. You’ve got a new fan, mate.
He absolutely killed it. wow.
Jesus was born and three strangers just showed up with gifts.... Mary got some explaining to do
Next time on the maury show, Who Is The Father?
Here’s the thing. If God is responsible for guiding the doctor down the path of becoming a doctor, in order for them to then diagnose and cure your cancer… God is also responsible for giving you the cancer in the first place. Daniel is spot on.
Simple as that. You cannot have it both ways.
Wow this is amazing and actually feels really fresh and not like the same old jokes about religion I've heard before but has a little different turn on it
The name of this channel brings me a deep joy that cannot be fully replicated by any other means.
Being a doctor, thanks dude for being on our side :)
Nice! What a find. Can't believe this guy is only 26
He killed it with Jesus in the end...
Mad respect bro 👊🙌
but then a comedy studio was trashed today because a girl made a not so offensive joke about Shivaji? We need to learn from these people to get jokes sheesh
He has the complexion of a snowman.... Whatever that is. LMAO
As an American Atheist I'm proud to say that only 50% of us believe in the invisible in 2021. Down from around 70% in the 1980's. I love Sloss, he is a beast!
Im a christian, and when people talk about god, I am in a little bit of a moral dilemma, but you did a really good job! Im an American and literally you went on to explain my feeling at 2 minutes. wll done.
Daniel you are the absolute man, you always make me laugh bro!
my GF is a doctor and she gets that all the time..
"Thanks the LORD!!" (or whatever except doctor)
You're TOTALLY Right!
OMG I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS 😭😂 HAD ME TEARS THE WHOLE TIME!!
I'm a Muslim and this is pure gold!
Never heard of him until about 20 mins ago and he's one of the funniest comedians out there👏🏼
1 dislike??? damn that American guy must've found this clip
imsupapro hahah hey hey I'm American and I LOVE this shit. Fuck religion haha
It's thanks to google's analytics algorithms that this clip is not featured to ignorant religious Americans who prefer watching and liking pro-religious videos. Like, youtube doesn't reccomend make up tutorials to me for the same reason
I’m American and this is so funny 😂 😂
I’m American, and I find this absolutely hilarious!
Holy shit, he gets more handsome by the year...
most pictures of Jesus shows that he had blondish hair and blue eyes, but the cameras back then were not as advanced as they are today. At least that's what they taught us in Sunday school if we asked any questions. .... lol.
Really so they could have said he is brown but our camera show him as white ? Even the statues and posters show him as white
Seriously underrated.
Lord thank you for putting this video on my feed
I’ve watched this same set on your netflix special I love the way you were able to distill it down to 4 minutes, Great job. You’re one of my favourite comedians
as a Christian I thought I'd be offended but I actually agree with most of this
It wouldn't be very Christian of you if you did get offended *LMAO*
adam donlon you thought you were gonna be offended...by comedy...?
@@mexa_t6534 are you somewhere living under a rock that you don't realize just how easily offended people are these days?
you have google algorithm to thank
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If Jesus was alive, he won't get through US customs and border immigration.
@Astir01 😂😂😂😂
I am a Christian and I enjoy it
Daniel Sloss Right on point !
wkelajsioaw when he said "i told that joke in america one time" and ppl already started laughing i felt that
Sensitive Christians, who believe Jesus was white, disliked this video.
Hey hey hey! I'm American and I think he is hilarious
I'm glad people can take a joke. I've been a Christian most of my life, but I don't understand why people can be so strange most of the time.
That last one about the airport was pretty good too. Had me chuckling.
Daniel, you are exactly what is right with this world.
0:37 The laughter mixed with the awes of the religious people is great because you can hear the split in the seriousness of the two groups.
I love this guy
Thanking God for curing your cancer is like thanking your attacker for letting you live.
This has been in my recommended for MONTHS and I’ve avoided it but glad I finally clicked lol, this guy’s funny
Thank god for sending comedians like him
I'm a Christian and this was hilarious
Daniel Kabakjian then you're not really a christian
@@User-hy6ur I'm sorry but I truly don't think you are in the position to label my soul or describe my beliefs. I do not support what this comedian is saying. He clearly lacks understanding of God and should be terrified for the eternal state of his soul. I am not supporting his message. But that does not mean that I cannot recognize the cleverness with which he structured his jokes and the hilarity with which he presented them. Sure, he's wildly misled, but he is a good performer. Please be careful with how you label other people, especially when you attempt to define their religious beliefs or salvation based off of something like this. The Bible does not teach that when we are judged by God we will be played this video and if we laugh we go to hell and if we don't we go to heaven. No, the Bible teaches that only Christ can save and we can only be saved by Christ if we repent and put our faith in him. That is the gospel. Please be cautious of distorting it.
This guy's going places
i’ve watched this video so many times i literally know all the words🤣
I’m American and LOVED this skit! It’s painfully true
Please keep coming to America and do this bit over and over and over... 💚💚💚💚🤣
"Dave... Dave... David!" hahahaha
He's like the version of Bo Burnham if Bo didn't use musical comedy!
I like it
I'm American and this is pure gold 🤣🤣😂
The subtle head thrust at 3:47 cleft me in twain. I cry sweet tears.
First saw him the other night on HBO. Brilliant
I love the subtitles at 1:28
(High pitched disagreement)
Jesus is obviously white.
there's no way the savior of mankind would be...
never mind, someone will take this seriously.
god love the internet.
NewGoldStandard yeah he’s colored so...
All Night All Day Fashion&Design Tasharie Wooooooosh
He didn't exist, it's like arguing what color santa is.
he did exist he just didnt have any magic powers other than a silver tongue
@@andrewforeman-loe3935 He did exist, it's just what he did that is debatable. And don't go "It's not debatable. It wasn't real. It's all a myth. Etc" I've heard that response too many times and it's an ear ache.
*Whispers* is he Irish or Scottish?
Scottish :)
*Whispers* I did not expect you to reply
@@spawnoftacobell1644 Shh! He's listening.
How can I like this multiple times?
The most underrated comedian. This guy's miles better than people like Russell Howard yet he hasn't had half the amount of recognition. This is one of my favourite stand up routines ever.
Beardy McSandals makes for a good t-shirt print
Holy shit, big mistake to watch this at work. I didnt expect it to be this funny.
DAVID!!!!
STILL FNG LOVING THIS
Love Daniel! Can't wait for more Netflix specials!!!
That's true about people thanking a deity when the doctors, nurses, technicians, scientists and janitors did all the work. It's always disgusted me. This is a great video!!
Lmaoooo, that doctor joke is what I’ve been saying too🤣
Daniel I could listen to you read the phone listings and still have a massive sconge the whole time.
Same. He's quite handsome.
Omg, I love this. Gotta share.
This is still my favorite video on the internet