Daniel Sloss - Religion

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  • @TheDGomezzi
    @TheDGomezzi 7 років тому +13808

    The fact that there are no angry Christian people in this comment section is a pretty strong credit to google's algorithms.

    • @benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK
      @benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK 7 років тому +42

      Daniel Gomez that’s what I’m saying and it’s 2018 too 😂😂

    • @JT10ization
      @JT10ization 7 років тому +310

      Well thank God for that

    • @henryj9147
      @henryj9147 6 років тому +34

      its just full of quick witted little clever fucks like jt10ization

    • @MaDmOnStErQr
      @MaDmOnStErQr 6 років тому +25

      JT10ization wait. Which one?

    • @danielburks2257
      @danielburks2257 6 років тому +100

      I'm Christian and I fun this funny xD

  • @niveshproag8660
    @niveshproag8660 8 років тому +6024

    The doctor's "hyngggggg" is just too funny lol

    • @Onsvaltti
      @Onsvaltti 7 років тому +83

      Nivesh Proag you wrote that sound effect perfectly xD

    • @elizabethb913
      @elizabethb913 5 років тому +95

      I *NEED* a gif of "hynggggg"
      Closed captions calls it "high pitched disagreement" which I also find hilarious.

    • @gimbatul9761
      @gimbatul9761 4 роки тому +4

      People actually laugh at sounds....

    • @valeale8851
      @valeale8851 3 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @DavidWhite-rr9em
      @DavidWhite-rr9em 3 роки тому

      GOD LOVES ISRAEL. Truth - The lord said why do you call me good, only god is good-Jesus was not god and not good. - The Lord made love, and slept with Mary Magdalene-who gave birth to his child, a sexually happy, kung-fu expert that hung upside down until he reversed gravity and floated on air , over the water. A Martial Artist and Buddhist Monk. Infinitum north pole ice age and Brown Woolly Mammoth Wool Haired Elephants and blue eyed Cro-Magnon King Davids on his head and both shoulders-HOLY SHROUD -VATICAN-Resurrection of King David 6ft 280 lbs of White Nordic God of Thunder (THOR) The Lord was a barbarian and warlord. David said submit to the authorities. The lord was not infinitum cotton haired gorillas on his head and both shoulders . . Jesus was King David. My great etc....... grandpa and twin from mary magdeline's child bloodline. God loves Israel - homeland of Gods Jews. . Lord and father were one and the same, The Lords father was King David -Jesus was King David. We must defend Israel, homeland of Gods Jews. . Spiritual people are police, warriors. veterans and patriotic people loyal to Israel . You must be reborn of the spirit to see the kingdom of heaven, true meaning-you must be reborn of your attitude to see the kingdom of serenity . pass this on. The Jews And Israel are Holy. Pass This on. Thnx. images.app.goo.gl/z7TvXFtSL8TXmRST9

  • @MSCKVK
    @MSCKVK 8 років тому +7564

    one of the most underrated comedians I swear 😂😂😂😂

    • @glennmatthews1208
      @glennmatthews1208 8 років тому +42

      +jigglypuffmikey So true. He should be headlining Live at the Apollo

    • @mauricewattebled4161
      @mauricewattebled4161 7 років тому +9

      He kind of reminds me of craig furgeson. In his maners and the way he responds. Not to mention the kind of acting like a gay person.

    • @danieljoseph1137
      @danieljoseph1137 6 років тому +2

      Sure is

    • @TheShadowOfInnocence
      @TheShadowOfInnocence 6 років тому +2

      So true XD

    • @brandog1391
      @brandog1391 6 років тому +7

      He's breaking out now at least

  • @plaguemaiden4678
    @plaguemaiden4678 3 роки тому +64

    "High pitched disagreement" is the best subtitle ever.
    Yes, I am here commenting in 2021, because more people should see this.

    • @JaNouWatIkVind
      @JaNouWatIkVind 2 місяці тому +2

      😊 here I am liking your comment in 2024 because YES, more people should see this.

  • @salmam7996
    @salmam7996 7 років тому +1068

    "Dave"
    "... Dave..."
    "... DAVID! "

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 5 років тому +66

      Lol... how did his neck even bend that way? Hahaha.

    • @daytonericson5299
      @daytonericson5299 4 роки тому +9

      Funniest part of the entire bit

    • @desultorydilletante4120
      @desultorydilletante4120 4 роки тому +1

      Daavvee?
      Yes, yes it's me Dave! Open up!
      Dave's not here.

  • @jackqueen1
    @jackqueen1 8 років тому +1588

    Never seen or heard of this guy before. He's brilliant. Why have I never seen or heard of him before?!

    • @yvanazastrasz9013
      @yvanazastrasz9013 8 років тому +24

      Bah, forget about the past "why" and concentrate on the future laughs you will have thanks to him now that you do know of him :D (I know that I do at least... never heard of him til today, but too happy about the show and the future videos that I know I WILL search for and watch to mourn the past I've had without him ^^)

    • @ritwik0
      @ritwik0 8 років тому +3

      First timer

    • @shahajimane1269
      @shahajimane1269 8 років тому +24

      Watch this other comedian, Bo Burnham. He's amazing.

    • @jannat1053
      @jannat1053 8 років тому +15

      yup definately agree watch bo burnham. Both his specials what and make happy

    • @zanderman004
      @zanderman004 8 років тому +25

      As long as you know George Carlin, ya fine, mate.. :')

  • @BrashSoulstorm
    @BrashSoulstorm 8 років тому +2228

    Sloss and Burnham. Comedy is NOT dead when we have these two young guys making their way to the top. Both comical genius'!!!

    • @bookthief1009
      @bookthief1009 6 років тому +15

      @@hassoun4011 when will he graduate to ninth?

    • @Krystalbaba
      @Krystalbaba 6 років тому

      @thatscarecrow *M O M*

    • @Dafreshcut
      @Dafreshcut 6 років тому +6

      Josh Wolf is also a hella good comedian.

    • @MariusViken
      @MariusViken 5 років тому +1

      @@CodeDoneMorally Isn't he like 50?..

    • @dunkbuscusgaming7016
      @dunkbuscusgaming7016 5 років тому +2

      Russell Howard's a great one too vut yeah Daniel Sloss is so funny his jokes never get old.

  • @davidwhitfield7864
    @davidwhitfield7864 8 років тому +2430

    "...whatever those are!"

    • @Trafce
      @Trafce 6 років тому +2

      David Whitfield. I dont understand that ?
      What does that mean ?

    • @Ninjicorn
      @Ninjicorn 6 років тому +78

      Dekster They’re in the desert. Without snow. Snowman aren’t a thing they’re familiar with. So they would be calling him a snowman without any previous knowledge of what that is.

    • @TheMrUsagi
      @TheMrUsagi 4 роки тому +1

      It’s actually wrong. They are not in the desert and it does snow in Palestine

    • @bourneenigma2038
      @bourneenigma2038 3 роки тому

      @@TheMrUsagi true. I agree. But the crucial point is still valid.
      Jesus wasn’t “White”.

    • @TheMrUsagi
      @TheMrUsagi 3 роки тому

      @@bourneenigma2038 we don’t know that. The Greeks had some colonies before the Romans came in the area and it was and it is still actually common to see people with white complexions in the area. Look at the Berbère people in Algeria. Look at modern Palestinians. Check the Palestinian fighter Ahed Tamini for instance. Jesus could have been white skinned as he could have also been dark skinned. But his point is still valid when he said people assumed he was white, while we have no proof of that. But his arguments about desert and no snow and every one being dark in the area just makes the whole skit flaw, and shows his ignorance about the Middle East, making him as annoying as the people who are convinced Jesus was white

  • @solokom
    @solokom 3 роки тому +257

    "He's a different color!!!" - kills me every time. 😂 One of the best lines in comedy history.

  • @gerardclarke793
    @gerardclarke793 7 років тому +3567

    "YET SOMEHOW HE'S GOT THE COMPLEXION OF A SNOWMAN! Whatever that is..." :D :D :D :D

    • @madisongrooters966
      @madisongrooters966 5 років тому +18

      Gerard Clarke “those are”

    • @ShytPump
      @ShytPump 4 роки тому +14

      Best part of that little joke is that snowmen are a common part of Christmas decorations.

    • @joshbull623
      @joshbull623 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe he was albino

    • @calamari.jaksun8914
      @calamari.jaksun8914 4 роки тому +15

      @@joshbull623 Then Jesus would've stuck out to all of Jerusalem. Isaiah prophesied about Jesus, saying how nothing about his appearance will attract us. He looked an average guy. If he was albino, Judas wouldn't have had to point out who Jesus was to the Romans when he was arrested.

    • @TheMrUsagi
      @TheMrUsagi 4 роки тому +3

      It’s actually quite an ignorant joke since it does snow sometimes in Palestine

  • @swankydanky3423
    @swankydanky3423 7 років тому +511

    "Dav..Dav..DAVID! Yes Beardy McSandles. Who else would I be talking about?"
    Gets me every tem😂

  • @MisterMegablah
    @MisterMegablah 8 років тому +658

    It's fun to see him get more and more recognition as time goes by. You go Sloss!

  • @RiamsWorld
    @RiamsWorld 7 років тому +9

    My mom's Buddhist. Whenever I did well on the test, she was like "yea, because I prayed for you". My response was "oh, why didn't you tell me? Could've saved me so much time studying"

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai 6 років тому +197

    When I came out of a coma my religious mother told me how she and the church prayed for me and thanked God and all, and even at 12 I was thinking "I think the doctors helped..."

  • @greekknighty2563
    @greekknighty2563 6 років тому +421

    "Cause the sad fact is, if Jesus was alive today, he would not get through American customs" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that line had me dying.

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 3 роки тому +16

      Not only that, if he did get through he would either be sent to a mental institution (claiming to be Jesus and to be able to perform miracles) or be kidnapped by the government for "research". (performing actual miracles)

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 роки тому +4

      Sad but true

    • @Oksisterlol
      @Oksisterlol 10 місяців тому +1

      Kucchh bhi?

  • @Ryoka1
    @Ryoka1 8 років тому +10476

    if Jesus came out white, Mary had some explaining to do to Joseph

    • @emacsjohn8357
      @emacsjohn8357 8 років тому +630

      That' would be nothing coz she had to a explain how did he come without having sex.

    • @nnmartin94
      @nnmartin94 8 років тому +789

      "nah babe I didn't cheat! God gave me a baby!"
      "ok babe"

    • @superduperfreakyDj
      @superduperfreakyDj 8 років тому +262

      Nah baby I didn't fuck that Roman that came to claim our taxes...

    • @MastaChafa
      @MastaChafa 8 років тому +242

      I watched a documentary about the mistranslations of the Bible, and at some point they said that "Virgin" probably was a mistranslation for "Young woman". So there's that.

    • @asmartistenthusiast3469
      @asmartistenthusiast3469 7 років тому +33

      Ryoka1 Joseph wasn't his real daddy anyway.

  • @justaguyyy
    @justaguyyy 8 років тому +5296

    Really surprised that not much people in this comment section are a bunch of angry creationists. Good job internet.

    • @arkus4411
      @arkus4411 8 років тому +139

      JustAGuy I'm Christian, but this is some funnily accurate shit. If other christians are going to not acknowledge the positive support giving by others, they need a brick to the head.

    • @akshayrathore2882
      @akshayrathore2882 8 років тому +38

      now isn't that a miracle

    • @lookituptv3248
      @lookituptv3248 8 років тому +54

      @Arkus is right. I'm a devout Christian, but you can't deny that what he said was both hilarious and very true.

    • @katmckenziepanpride
      @katmckenziepanpride 7 років тому +12

      Matilda Jane Love is just chemicals made by the brain...

    • @ryonlee2987
      @ryonlee2987 7 років тому +8

      As a creationists I find this hilarious

  • @Nathan411466
    @Nathan411466 6 років тому +3049

    "...because He's the one to give you cancer." Exactly. Why do theists only give credit to God when good things happen, but when bad things happen, it's "God works in mysterious ways."

    • @nogat54
      @nogat54 6 років тому +53

      Bob Wow BELIEVING IN JESUS IS THE PROBLEM!!!

    • @T8adam
      @T8adam 6 років тому +112

      “Oh yes well that’s the devil’s work”

    • @raymondmuench3266
      @raymondmuench3266 6 років тому +36

      Such theists are the ones who’ve never read the Book of Job.

    • @saad6948
      @saad6948 6 років тому +25

      We do give the credit to god ...because he did do it to us .... the problem is with that we start thinking that this world was supposed to be for fun and rest ...this was a place supposed to test and bring us to our limits in good and bad

    • @SimplyAWitch9
      @SimplyAWitch9 5 років тому +6

      Not all of us believe god/s is all good. Some of us think the universe is beautiful and shit so god can also be both. Not everyone is christian

  • @icemanabz
    @icemanabz 7 років тому +473

    Face expressions sell his jokes, funny as hell.

    • @tastypotato9272
      @tastypotato9272 4 роки тому +11

      As well as his delivery

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому +1

      facial

    • @icemanabz
      @icemanabz 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamesmcinnis208 lol true

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому +2

      @@icemanabz Good point, though. He has what used to be known as a rubber face.

    • @iapples38
      @iapples38 3 роки тому

      His voice pitch too. "a little bit tense" at 3:30 was so funny

  • @samuelrojas1990
    @samuelrojas1990 7 років тому +188

    as a christian i gotta admit i find this amazing. i've always thought to myself "why do we even think that jesus was white?". you sir are a brilliant comedian. hands down

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 4 роки тому +6

      Because he was born in the Roman Empire in a region of the world that had been populated by Celts, Slavs, Greeks, Turks, Visigoths and other fair-skinned people for centuries. I think the more interesting question is; how racist do you have to be to assume all Middle Easterners are brown....

    • @lonelystranger7114
      @lonelystranger7114 4 роки тому +20

      @@danidejaneiro8378 so you would want us to believe that he was Caucasian with blond hair. How can the saviour of mankind be anything but white! And you think that is not racist! People addressing this blatant racist idea aren't being racist, no matter how you spin it.

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 4 роки тому +2

      Lonely Stranger - believe whatever fairytale you want, but white people have lived in the region for millennia.

    • @bartnail2856
      @bartnail2856 4 роки тому +7

      @@danidejaneiro8378 it’s simple genealogy. All middle easterners of that time were brown

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 4 роки тому

      @@bartnail2856 - hahaha you obviously don’t know what genealogy means, nor have you read a history book or been to the Middle East. All of this is very clear from your single comment.

  • @tomber220
    @tomber220 8 років тому +816

    The part with Jesus was grand reminds me of camping party I had with friends and all night long we tried to explain to one of the girls that Jesus was not white and she just couldn't grasp it was so funny

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 6 років тому +23

      EmbunWidia Her response: "What, like of them ISIS people?"

    • @JwilliamsAssociates
      @JwilliamsAssociates 6 років тому +9

      Just start with the whole... Religion and GOD, etc is madeup bullshit. Trying to explain the color of someone that was just a normal person making claims of superiority is just ridiculous anyway.

    • @icarus6492
      @icarus6492 6 років тому +7

      @@JwilliamsAssociates its actually important to know his colour. In china, Jesus is asian for some reason.

    • @JwilliamsAssociates
      @JwilliamsAssociates 6 років тому +6

      @@icarus6492 Every culture makes up their own GAWD lmao.. In so many ways we are so damn immature and 'caveman'' like.

    • @icarus6492
      @icarus6492 6 років тому +6

      @@JwilliamsAssociates humans being cavemen like. Yeah, that's something both atheists and christians can agree on.

  • @LooveStrawberry
    @LooveStrawberry 8 років тому +425

    I know that first joke by heart. but somehow, IT GOT BETTER. Amazing work, can't wait to see more of him.

    • @supreetsahu1964
      @supreetsahu1964 8 років тому +1

      +SaraOswald101 Yeah his delivery did improve. I noticed it too!

    • @LooveStrawberry
      @LooveStrawberry 8 років тому +2

      I watched a bunch of his other videos in which this joke comes up a lot at different point of his set, yet I still laughed. He's really good.

    • @deniz7089
      @deniz7089 8 років тому +1

      +SaraOswald101 i've also watched loads of his videos and most jokes appear in all of them but they're so damn funny that i keep watching anyway

    • @LooveStrawberry
      @LooveStrawberry 8 років тому +1

      Obscurity Yeah me too. Have you seen his Tedx Talk? It was very different.

    • @deniz7089
      @deniz7089 8 років тому

      +SaraOswald101 true that

  • @rentheadangelcollins
    @rentheadangelcollins 8 років тому +824

    I'm American. COME TO NEW YORK! WE'D LOVE YOU!!!

    • @brittbritt1108
      @brittbritt1108 8 років тому +3

      Rory Turing he was in NYC and was brilliant! I'm hoping he comes around again.

    • @rentheadangelcollins
      @rentheadangelcollins 8 років тому +1

      dieuhien08 Unfortunately, now I would need him to come to Atlanta, GA XDD

    • @jayxkash1031
      @jayxkash1031 6 років тому +1

      Rory Turing i second that motion

    • @anime14kurama
      @anime14kurama 6 років тому +2

      OMG I need him here in Louisiana! Nearly pissed myself laughing XD

    • @LouisFGraham
      @LouisFGraham 6 років тому

      dieuhien08 Love ATL, except can you move it out of GA? That's my only gripe. Once, I had to go to Valdosta, Albany, and Waycross for work... GA outside ATL is crazy!

  • @saskewoo
    @saskewoo 8 років тому +489

    there are not enough Daniel Sloss clips online

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 5 місяців тому +13

    I hear a lot of people say you should never make fun of Jesus, but I feel like if Jesus was alive today, not only would he not mind the jokes, but I bet he’d have enough of a sense of humour to laugh along

  • @braddavis6219
    @braddavis6219 8 років тому +66

    He is gorgeous.

  • @glennmatthews1208
    @glennmatthews1208 8 років тому +14

    Just that high pitched 'hmm!' noise he makes. Gets me every time.

  • @Airehcaz
    @Airehcaz 8 років тому +113

    A video of a comedian talking about religion, with well over 25,000 views, and only 5 people have hit dislike...maybe the world isn't so bad after all

    • @_abSynthe_
      @_abSynthe_ 8 років тому +18

      It's cause even Christians can't deny the hilarity of this. :) He's not directly insulting anything, he's just telling the truth.

    • @diptiranjankar7330
      @diptiranjankar7330 7 років тому +1

      world is a better place until you make fun of Muhammad.

    • @maz4488
      @maz4488 5 років тому +2

      diptiranjan kar stupidest comment yet, Muslims believe and follow Jesus too so....

  • @RoderBrent
    @RoderBrent 2 роки тому +5

    This gotta be one of the best comic pieces I've ever seen on Religion. SPOT ON!

  • @cultfan5227
    @cultfan5227 4 роки тому +8

    As a retired R.N. I can tell you we don't care to hear patients thanking god either.

  • @Nexils
    @Nexils 4 роки тому +8

    Love his expressive face. That really adds a lot to his humour.

  • @Emma-fq9pv
    @Emma-fq9pv 6 років тому +5

    The performance and delivery of this is just perfect.

  • @RuiChui
    @RuiChui 6 років тому +10

    He's funny and accurate, simultaneously! Gotta love this guy!

  • @MonkeyBlab
    @MonkeyBlab 7 років тому +1

    my mom just died of pancreatic cancer and I am the only not wannabe Irish Catholic (we are American...stop trying to be born in Ireland) in my family and this...THIS...is fucking amazing.

  • @almazzeynall6952
    @almazzeynall6952 Рік тому +2

    Not a single sentence is wasted..what a genius💫

  • @nakkadu
    @nakkadu 8 років тому +152

    never heard of this guy before. he's good.

  • @steph0614
    @steph0614 8 років тому +517

    It surprises me how many Christians don't know that because jesus is Jewish he is middle eastern meaning he is not white. I am strong believer in Christ, but when I see the rampant stupidity in my religion I often wonder "why God? Why?" It is even worse when they think that if they just sit and pray, their sickness will go away. I met a woman who once had lung cancer, she believed that she didn't need any medical treatment. As long as she prayed everyday God will magically heal her! "Excuse me?" "Magically heal you?" Even the church has said that the doctors are "tools" God uses to heal us, so if you are going to just seat there and wait for healing to come I hope you have a will set aside.

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 8 років тому +40

      It's a shame the Bible gave us no help in actually understanding the universe. It tried to and hilariously failed. Maybe then all of those people who still died of disease that we haven't found cures for/before the times of medicine would've been saved. I guess they were just unlucky to be born before the age of science then? Oh poor them, no "tools" to help them recover. Not to mention that humans had existed on earth for hundreds of thousands of years before the Bible was released! God didn't care about them did he? These "explanations" by the religious are so riddled with holes it's laughable.

    • @TheImmutableTruth
      @TheImmutableTruth 8 років тому +23

      Still, this sort of thinking is the inevitable result of teaching people it's acceptable, and even admirable, to shape their perspectives of reality on FAITH (the notion that belief itself has tangible consequences beyond the psychological benefits of a placebo effect). That's the harmful side to faith that no-one wants to acknowledge.

    • @StreetSWAT
      @StreetSWAT 7 років тому +4

      let me answer your question of "why god, why?".... it's a fictitious thing. i'm reallizing now after reading further this is sarcastic. lol

    • @tticusFinch
      @tticusFinch 7 років тому +10

      They're called Christian Scientists. They're the minority. Most Christians believe science reveals God. Just because science doesn't necessarily agree with the Bible at the moment does not mean that it is inaccurate. Our scientific knowledge that we have today will change, that's a given, so Christians believe that we just haven't gotten there yet. (Not really looking for a debate. Just stating my beliefs.)

    • @celinnejansson5679
      @celinnejansson5679 6 років тому +3

      Stephanie luv
      I think this is gods way to benefit the genepool

  • @gracebutcher7918
    @gracebutcher7918 6 років тому +31

    I am an unangry Christian 😂 this was hilarious.

  • @farje1
    @farje1 10 місяців тому +1

    When you are able to mix brilliant comedy with facts, then you are awesome. You’ve got a new fan, mate.

  • @mansoorahmad1489
    @mansoorahmad1489 7 років тому +7

    He absolutely killed it. wow.

  • @dedhsourupiyadega97
    @dedhsourupiyadega97 5 років тому +102

    Jesus was born and three strangers just showed up with gifts.... Mary got some explaining to do

  • @Onslaught17
    @Onslaught17 Рік тому +8

    Here’s the thing. If God is responsible for guiding the doctor down the path of becoming a doctor, in order for them to then diagnose and cure your cancer… God is also responsible for giving you the cancer in the first place. Daniel is spot on.
    Simple as that. You cannot have it both ways.

  • @zoefiedler986
    @zoefiedler986 8 років тому +179

    Wow this is amazing and actually feels really fresh and not like the same old jokes about religion I've heard before but has a little different turn on it

  • @Ec-tz1ej
    @Ec-tz1ej 6 років тому

    The name of this channel brings me a deep joy that cannot be fully replicated by any other means.

  • @kartick9288
    @kartick9288 6 років тому +3

    Being a doctor, thanks dude for being on our side :)

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom 8 років тому +43

    Nice! What a find. Can't believe this guy is only 26

  • @naveenpatil1997
    @naveenpatil1997 4 роки тому +4

    He killed it with Jesus in the end...
    Mad respect bro 👊🙌

    • @tenamsalsangma2402
      @tenamsalsangma2402 4 роки тому

      but then a comedy studio was trashed today because a girl made a not so offensive joke about Shivaji? We need to learn from these people to get jokes sheesh

  • @marksilla8276
    @marksilla8276 5 років тому +76

    He has the complexion of a snowman.... Whatever that is. LMAO

  • @facetiouslyinsolent8313
    @facetiouslyinsolent8313 3 роки тому +10

    As an American Atheist I'm proud to say that only 50% of us believe in the invisible in 2021. Down from around 70% in the 1980's. I love Sloss, he is a beast!

  • @Supagenki
    @Supagenki 4 роки тому +1

    Im a christian, and when people talk about god, I am in a little bit of a moral dilemma, but you did a really good job! Im an American and literally you went on to explain my feeling at 2 minutes. wll done.

  • @VertMade
    @VertMade 8 років тому +22

    Daniel you are the absolute man, you always make me laugh bro!

  • @twn2055
    @twn2055 8 років тому +35

    my GF is a doctor and she gets that all the time..
    "Thanks the LORD!!" (or whatever except doctor)
    You're TOTALLY Right!

  • @lizit9781
    @lizit9781 3 роки тому +3

    OMG I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS 😭😂 HAD ME TEARS THE WHOLE TIME!!

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 6 років тому

    I'm a Muslim and this is pure gold!

  • @soulrebelstories
    @soulrebelstories 4 роки тому +1

    Never heard of him until about 20 mins ago and he's one of the funniest comedians out there👏🏼

  • @imsupapro
    @imsupapro 8 років тому +335

    1 dislike??? damn that American guy must've found this clip

    • @thickerconstrictor9037
      @thickerconstrictor9037 6 років тому +4

      imsupapro hahah hey hey I'm American and I LOVE this shit. Fuck religion haha

    • @transparent91
      @transparent91 6 років тому +8

      It's thanks to google's analytics algorithms that this clip is not featured to ignorant religious Americans who prefer watching and liking pro-religious videos. Like, youtube doesn't reccomend make up tutorials to me for the same reason

    • @corey4153
      @corey4153 3 роки тому +1

      I’m American and this is so funny 😂 😂

    • @baraktownsley2569
      @baraktownsley2569 3 роки тому +1

      I’m American, and I find this absolutely hilarious!

  • @thegrimellie
    @thegrimellie 7 років тому +29

    Holy shit, he gets more handsome by the year...

  • @patbrennan6572
    @patbrennan6572 4 роки тому +13

    most pictures of Jesus shows that he had blondish hair and blue eyes, but the cameras back then were not as advanced as they are today. At least that's what they taught us in Sunday school if we asked any questions. .... lol.

    • @francisindinibotwey840
      @francisindinibotwey840 3 роки тому

      Really so they could have said he is brown but our camera show him as white ? Even the statues and posters show him as white

  • @i_am_the_monkey_king
    @i_am_the_monkey_king 4 роки тому +3

    Seriously underrated.

  • @_adi_5
    @_adi_5 4 роки тому

    Lord thank you for putting this video on my feed

  • @chrisprice1527
    @chrisprice1527 4 роки тому +3

    I’ve watched this same set on your netflix special I love the way you were able to distill it down to 4 minutes, Great job. You’re one of my favourite comedians

  • @adamdonlon8187
    @adamdonlon8187 7 років тому +53

    as a Christian I thought I'd be offended but I actually agree with most of this

    • @madman2u
      @madman2u 6 років тому +1

      It wouldn't be very Christian of you if you did get offended *LMAO*

    • @mexa_t6534
      @mexa_t6534 6 років тому +1

      adam donlon you thought you were gonna be offended...by comedy...?

    • @DarlaAnne
      @DarlaAnne 6 років тому

      @@mexa_t6534 are you somewhere living under a rock that you don't realize just how easily offended people are these days?

    • @MyeongsooChoi
      @MyeongsooChoi 6 років тому

      you have google algorithm to thank

  • @jeffreyogodogun285
    @jeffreyogodogun285 4 роки тому +158

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    If Jesus was alive, he won't get through US customs and border immigration.

  • @ashr7abbsata
    @ashr7abbsata 3 роки тому +1

    I am a Christian and I enjoy it

  • @gwile9764
    @gwile9764 7 років тому +2

    Daniel Sloss Right on point !

  • @sleepylittlejin
    @sleepylittlejin 4 роки тому +3

    wkelajsioaw when he said "i told that joke in america one time" and ppl already started laughing i felt that

  • @johnnyblack4
    @johnnyblack4 4 роки тому +4

    Sensitive Christians, who believe Jesus was white, disliked this video.

  • @TheTomboy345
    @TheTomboy345 8 років тому +10

    Hey hey hey! I'm American and I think he is hilarious

  • @thearnorianruby4681
    @thearnorianruby4681 9 місяців тому

    I'm glad people can take a joke. I've been a Christian most of my life, but I don't understand why people can be so strange most of the time.
    That last one about the airport was pretty good too. Had me chuckling.

  • @emilyhamilton8729
    @emilyhamilton8729 6 років тому +2

    Daniel, you are exactly what is right with this world.

  • @kindaboredtoday4590
    @kindaboredtoday4590 6 років тому +7

    0:37 The laughter mixed with the awes of the religious people is great because you can hear the split in the seriousness of the two groups.

  • @Kovukingsrod
    @Kovukingsrod 6 років тому +13

    I love this guy

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 3 роки тому +4

    Thanking God for curing your cancer is like thanking your attacker for letting you live.

  • @ashleyenespanol980
    @ashleyenespanol980 7 років тому

    This has been in my recommended for MONTHS and I’ve avoided it but glad I finally clicked lol, this guy’s funny

  • @auelasuka
    @auelasuka 7 років тому

    Thank god for sending comedians like him

  • @danielkabakjian6931
    @danielkabakjian6931 4 роки тому +3

    I'm a Christian and this was hilarious

    • @User-hy6ur
      @User-hy6ur 4 роки тому

      Daniel Kabakjian then you're not really a christian

    • @danielkabakjian6931
      @danielkabakjian6931 4 роки тому +3

      @@User-hy6ur I'm sorry but I truly don't think you are in the position to label my soul or describe my beliefs. I do not support what this comedian is saying. He clearly lacks understanding of God and should be terrified for the eternal state of his soul. I am not supporting his message. But that does not mean that I cannot recognize the cleverness with which he structured his jokes and the hilarity with which he presented them. Sure, he's wildly misled, but he is a good performer. Please be careful with how you label other people, especially when you attempt to define their religious beliefs or salvation based off of something like this. The Bible does not teach that when we are judged by God we will be played this video and if we laugh we go to hell and if we don't we go to heaven. No, the Bible teaches that only Christ can save and we can only be saved by Christ if we repent and put our faith in him. That is the gospel. Please be cautious of distorting it.

  • @msul78
    @msul78 4 роки тому +3

    This guy's going places

  • @benrhysf
    @benrhysf 5 років тому +4

    i’ve watched this video so many times i literally know all the words🤣

  • @margoramirez891
    @margoramirez891 6 років тому

    I’m American and LOVED this skit! It’s painfully true

  • @ladyaj7784
    @ladyaj7784 4 роки тому

    Please keep coming to America and do this bit over and over and over... 💚💚💚💚🤣

  • @carlospt1777
    @carlospt1777 7 років тому +16

    "Dave... Dave... David!" hahahaha

  • @ScantSphinx9
    @ScantSphinx9 8 років тому +113

    He's like the version of Bo Burnham if Bo didn't use musical comedy!

  • @trevorlarimore2416
    @trevorlarimore2416 2 роки тому +4

    I'm American and this is pure gold 🤣🤣😂

  • @LootFragg
    @LootFragg 7 років тому

    The subtle head thrust at 3:47 cleft me in twain. I cry sweet tears.

  • @curiousgemini
    @curiousgemini 5 років тому +1

    First saw him the other night on HBO. Brilliant

  • @KearoNasanam
    @KearoNasanam 6 років тому +7

    I love the subtitles at 1:28
    (High pitched disagreement)

  • @NewGoldStandard
    @NewGoldStandard 6 років тому +2044

    Jesus is obviously white.
    there's no way the savior of mankind would be...
    never mind, someone will take this seriously.
    god love the internet.

    • @allnightalldayfashiondesig4475
      @allnightalldayfashiondesig4475 6 років тому +13

      NewGoldStandard yeah he’s colored so...

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 6 років тому +68

      All Night All Day Fashion&Design Tasharie Wooooooosh

    • @andrewforeman-loe3935
      @andrewforeman-loe3935 6 років тому +80

      He didn't exist, it's like arguing what color santa is.

    • @HappyDragneels_page
      @HappyDragneels_page 6 років тому +82

      he did exist he just didnt have any magic powers other than a silver tongue

    • @aurelialucinus744
      @aurelialucinus744 6 років тому +21

      @@andrewforeman-loe3935 He did exist, it's just what he did that is debatable. And don't go "It's not debatable. It wasn't real. It's all a myth. Etc" I've heard that response too many times and it's an ear ache.

  • @spawnoftacobell1644
    @spawnoftacobell1644 7 років тому +29

    *Whispers* is he Irish or Scottish?

  • @KarenRomero-zz2ri
    @KarenRomero-zz2ri 7 років тому +1

    How can I like this multiple times?

  • @Emma-fq9pv
    @Emma-fq9pv 7 років тому

    The most underrated comedian. This guy's miles better than people like Russell Howard yet he hasn't had half the amount of recognition. This is one of my favourite stand up routines ever.

  • @amirnuriev7111
    @amirnuriev7111 7 років тому +32

    Beardy McSandals makes for a good t-shirt print

  • @jokercristi
    @jokercristi 8 років тому +5

    Holy shit, big mistake to watch this at work. I didnt expect it to be this funny.

  • @VanzLogan
    @VanzLogan 8 років тому +18

    DAVID!!!!

  • @admarino11
    @admarino11 4 роки тому

    STILL FNG LOVING THIS

  • @Flipperzeeer0
    @Flipperzeeer0 3 роки тому

    Love Daniel! Can't wait for more Netflix specials!!!

  • @jeanettecook1088
    @jeanettecook1088 3 роки тому +9

    That's true about people thanking a deity when the doctors, nurses, technicians, scientists and janitors did all the work. It's always disgusted me. This is a great video!!

  • @yowassup168
    @yowassup168 5 років тому +3

    Lmaoooo, that doctor joke is what I’ve been saying too🤣

  • @alanday5255
    @alanday5255 7 років тому +5

    Daniel I could listen to you read the phone listings and still have a massive sconge the whole time.

  • @Lynthari
    @Lynthari 5 років тому

    Omg, I love this. Gotta share.

  • @limerysmouse6005
    @limerysmouse6005 5 років тому +1

    This is still my favorite video on the internet