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  • Daniel apologizes for the fact that his handsome face is exactly what Hitler loved.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 562

  • @greatsea
    @greatsea 9 років тому +3796

    "how am i ever going to be an artist if you keep supporting me?"

  • @royalzak2670
    @royalzak2670 9 років тому +3431

    Best opening line ever.

    • @KingLoki95
      @KingLoki95 8 років тому +4

      can you explain the joke plz, i didnt get it

    • @ellisamarieisme
      @ellisamarieisme 7 років тому +90

      VichuViVek Hitler viewed white, blonde haired and blue eyed people better than others, and valued the above everyone else.

    • @TheWriterWalker
      @TheWriterWalker 7 років тому +22

      Royal Zak, I agree. He's self-aware and can laugh at himself.

    • @Kristamust
      @Kristamust 6 років тому

      Royal Zak is that Richard Ramirez on your profile photo?

    • @lenjar9424
      @lenjar9424 5 років тому

      Exactly what i thought😂

  • @HaidebugCreates
    @HaidebugCreates 5 років тому +2485

    **video starts**
    Dan: This is what Hitler wanted
    Me: oof this is gonna be good

    • @cjakastar
      @cjakastar 5 років тому +21

      My exact reaction

    • @rarahurley2894
      @rarahurley2894 5 років тому +16

      Exactly, that’s what I was thinking. I had to go back and replay it.

  • @flameboy13
    @flameboy13 9 років тому +988

    This guy is awesome. Every time he's on the show I can't stop laughing.

  • @alexlee8493
    @alexlee8493 5 років тому +546

    Slossness monster didn’t get the laugh it deserved

    • @DexM47
      @DexM47 4 роки тому +10

      I think half of the audience had forgotten his name by the time he got to that joke

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому

      What a peculiar thing to care about.

    • @cheeseball4421
      @cheeseball4421 4 роки тому +7

      @@jamesmcinnis208 oh my god you've owned him. you found this year old comment with three responses and you owned him. he will never recover, absolutely destroyed

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому +1

      @@cheeseball4421 LOL - smug gratification is all mine!

    • @alexandruv.3390
      @alexandruv.3390 3 роки тому +1

      I prefer the Slossage

  • @MrElionor
    @MrElionor 4 роки тому +353

    "This... is what Hitler wanted" well that's one way to start a video

  • @DuBziDriFT
    @DuBziDriFT 9 років тому +2148

    Daniel Sloss is easily the greatest stand up act Conan has had on TBS

    • @aotulapongen8382
      @aotulapongen8382 6 років тому +4

      Teddy Westside Three years later.... Hands down! random reply on youtube agrees!

    • @sarcasmxkate
      @sarcasmxkate 6 років тому

      Grey Mane Hahaha, same. Also probably why he has the record for appearances.

    • @Guitaristscreamer
      @Guitaristscreamer 6 років тому +12

      Have you seen his 2 specials on Netflix? Never heard of him before and now hes one of my favorite comedians

    • @Asist0ne
      @Asist0ne 5 років тому

      Netflix brought me here.

    • @rommeljefferson6829
      @rommeljefferson6829 5 років тому +11

      Bo Burnham

  • @RupluttajaGames
    @RupluttajaGames 9 років тому +849

    A third time he is on Conan, Conan must like him.

    • @Whispie
      @Whispie 9 років тому +95

      Fourth time actually.

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 9 років тому +53

      He is Conan's child(illegitimate)

    • @lewistownsend8868
      @lewistownsend8868 9 років тому +38

      Asheek Khan He did say one of them probably cheated.

    • @Calib29
      @Calib29 9 років тому +43

      RupluttajaGames Conan is Hitler. Only logical explanation.

    • @giavandewesteringh1841
      @giavandewesteringh1841 7 років тому +4

      he was probably an intern at one point

  • @xavierjones4574
    @xavierjones4574 9 років тому +734

    *neglect me!!*

    • @GAZOFNAZ
      @GAZOFNAZ 5 років тому +15

      He censored that joke for Conan's audience.

    • @gandangamberify
      @gandangamberify 5 років тому +18

      TOUCH ME

  • @siofrarafferty3821
    @siofrarafferty3821 5 років тому +75

    love how he had to change “you guys have never tried to touch me. TOUCH ME” to ‘neglect’

  • @jameswills5298
    @jameswills5298 9 років тому +241

    Glad that Daniel's doing 'proper' stand-up rather than appearing on every British panel show repeating the same old material like a lot of the others have done; to be respected I think. Not quite sure how him and Conan got to know each other though, can't imagine they're in the same circles.

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 роки тому +1

      6 years have passed. Conan has a talent scout traveling around the world. Mostly to the Edinburgh Fringe Comedy Festival to look for acts to book, also scouting all the comedy clubs on the east and west coast.

    • @cejayidc
      @cejayidc Рік тому

      I have seen him do the same material on several shows, but he's good!

  • @RobbieCargilly
    @RobbieCargilly 9 років тому +645

    THIS GUY WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL!! Proud of him to get this far!

  • @nitaDings
    @nitaDings 8 років тому +215

    If you pause the video, then jump to a random part (video still paused) and repeat until the end of the video. It looks like a photo collection of Daniel Sloss complaining.

    • @elsiepointe6978
      @elsiepointe6978 7 років тому +11

      Omg!! That's so true (and yes I did what you said cause I have no life! Sue me!)

    • @miguelcosta9767
      @miguelcosta9767 5 років тому +2

      Omfg! It’s fcking trruee

    • @mamamiia
      @mamamiia 4 роки тому +2

      He's Scottish
      We're always complaining

  • @biratghimire97
    @biratghimire97 4 роки тому +47

    Neglect me just doesn’t do justice to the touch me one 😂

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 3 роки тому +7

      Him screaming touch me is one of the funniest things I've seen

  • @erinc132
    @erinc132 4 роки тому +77

    First 5 seconds and I've already died "This is what Hitler wantedddd"

  • @daveez
    @daveez 8 років тому +553

    omg he's literally male kate mckinnon

  • @Beeba10
    @Beeba10 4 роки тому +25

    Idk why, but the visual of his dad coming home drunk in the middle of the night with a baby, saying "This is yours" and his mum just going "Yeah, I believe that" had me literally crying with laughter 😂🤣

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 9 років тому +87

    Oh man this guy has the greatest jokes. "Please don't give my dick the clap" Gold.

  • @scotlandr
    @scotlandr 9 років тому +101

    A Fife boy done good! Glad Daniel is living the dream, can't believe I used to be in the same school with him as well. Wish him but the very best for his future, he always makes me crease!

    • @charlieappel5015
      @charlieappel5015 9 років тому +7

      Are you his parents?

    • @scotlandr
      @scotlandr 9 років тому +26

      Charlie Appel
      Yeah i have both male and female reproductive organs and managed to give birth to a guy who is 2 years older than i am. Hilarious.

    • @MrKohlenstoff
      @MrKohlenstoff 9 років тому +12

      scotlandr
      Well you should be on the show then, that's impressive!

    • @samjohnstone1335
      @samjohnstone1335 6 років тому

      scotlandr whereabouts in fife you from mate?

  • @clairehutchison1984
    @clairehutchison1984 9 років тому +57

    So weird to think I met daniel sloss drunk in the hive 3 years ago. Hes doing well for himself!

  • @airachica
    @airachica 3 роки тому +9

    "You guys have never neglected me!"
    He had to censor that one, huh 😂 originally it's "touch me" 😂

  • @gustavfrankecinematography
    @gustavfrankecinematography 4 роки тому +41

    He made this more PG for Americans.
    The part at 3:05 I heard before was much funnier, where he goes, "You've never even touched me!"

  • @ishitagambhir6610
    @ishitagambhir6610 4 роки тому +18

    imagine watching this video in 2020 "i love sneezing" lmao

  • @Vip3rC4in0022
    @Vip3rC4in0022 8 років тому +57

    The best start to a stand up routine

  • @drnova82
    @drnova82 9 років тому +21

    I'm glad I attended one of his gigs in Edinburgh 2012! He's hilarious. I have never laughed as hard as I had that day. I'm glad as well to see him on CONNAN. At least, they will get the sense of what a true stand up comedian is!
    Wouldn't be surprised to see him getting his special 1 hr soon!

  • @StarShopChannel
    @StarShopChannel 9 років тому +388

    I wish his first name was Cole.

  • @Colorella13
    @Colorella13 4 роки тому +17

    "I love sneezing..."
    This aged well, I guess.

  • @bananaear
    @bananaear 9 років тому +10

    I love the image of his mom asking for high-fives after that Sloss Ness monster joke

  • @BrightCrystalRB
    @BrightCrystalRB 7 років тому +12

    Still one of my favorites, I have to come here back once in a while and laugh over and over again!

  • @BrightCrystalRB
    @BrightCrystalRB 9 років тому +3

    Daniel is baaaaack!!!!! I've waited for it for so long!! I've seen all his other videos multiple times already, till the replay button broke! Ahah! Finally a new one

  • @cordelia5360
    @cordelia5360 6 років тому +6

    The way he pronounces "Ich leibe dich" was just 👏👏

  • @mobubabe
    @mobubabe 9 років тому +28

    Pretty talented kid , his 3rd time on Conan I believe.

  • @JeanMarie16
    @JeanMarie16 9 років тому +38

    his accent.. so sexy

  • @bhav2671
    @bhav2671 5 років тому +13

    That is literally my parents with drinking 😂

  • @alejandrobarragan5820
    @alejandrobarragan5820 8 років тому +3

    This guy is the best comedian on Conan! Hope to see him more

  • @clumzyolivia
    @clumzyolivia 7 років тому +9

    The Sloss'ness x))) I'm sorry I laughed way too hard at this joke !!

  • @na9640
    @na9640 7 років тому +2

    Lmfao he is just absolutely freaking hilarious with those witty jokes and brilliant presentations.
    I especially lost it at that last ".....it's yeers"

  • @blinkatreyu
    @blinkatreyu 9 років тому +2

    Finally some new Daniel Sloss! This guy does some clever comedy. His tedtalk was way too good for his age, very insightful. This guy needs a special on Comedy Central or Netflix asap!

  • @raymonddisler3789
    @raymonddisler3789 5 років тому +6

    I cannot recall a time in which I laughed this hard. This man is absolutely hilarious.

  • @lelmdrWHO
    @lelmdrWHO 8 років тому +10

    i cannot breath! i am laughing so hard XD he is fabulous!!

  • @dm8797
    @dm8797 5 років тому +3

    The baby joke had me dying laughing 😂😂😂

  • @mentafe8764
    @mentafe8764 5 років тому +2

    “with who? look at his face“ that made me laugh harder than it should, it hit too close to home too

  • @mobubabe
    @mobubabe 9 років тому +472

    I still can't decide - he is beautiful or ugly? :)

    • @Jzscrstsprstr
      @Jzscrstsprstr 9 років тому +126

      Well, if you can't decide, then what's the problem, go with beautiful!

    • @ruispuuro
      @ruispuuro 9 років тому +77

      Ever heard of average looking?

    • @cookiesaywhat
      @cookiesaywhat 9 років тому +13

      What would happen if you didn't chain him in either category?

    • @EddieRainbowVWFC
      @EddieRainbowVWFC 9 років тому +10

      you do realize that there is an expression for a look between beautiful and ugly...it's called "average", but some people also use the word "normal", tho i'm leaning towards the "average"...you're not ment to sort everyone into only "best" and "worst"...i mean, don't be THAT person

    • @jasondomstrand112
      @jasondomstrand112 9 років тому +10

      If you can't decide, then the tie breaker is whether the kid from Home Alone is ugly or not

  • @realjclar
    @realjclar 9 років тому +1

    Love this guys stuff! Glad to see him making another appearance on Conan!

  • @lexigrimhaive
    @lexigrimhaive 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve only just recently discovered Daniel and he is HYSTERICAL!!!

  • @AlexiPeartree
    @AlexiPeartree 6 років тому +3

    " *scoff* Okay *scoff*
    Okay ... you let us how it goes" lol

  • @hiryuimajin
    @hiryuimajin 5 років тому +1

    1:16 Okay I'm binge watching Daniel on Team Coco channel and I was just thinking this on the previous video haha. I usually pause the video and laugh out loud but the live audience really does that lol.

  • @AdamPersson
    @AdamPersson 9 років тому +4

    Daniel Sloss and Ricky Gervais are the best Comedians i know of haha :P

  • @PaigeeEmily
    @PaigeeEmily 9 років тому +1

    loved Daniel Sloss since he started appearing in the comedy business... Still love him!

  • @soulseek2
    @soulseek2 9 років тому +1

    i'm usually not really into standup but i've seen this guy on conan before and he is just awsome :D

  • @ShubhThakkar
    @ShubhThakkar 6 років тому +1

    1:50 that single laugh from the audience.. XD

  • @xortek333
    @xortek333 9 років тому +5

    Not a bad stuff with that Hitler's bit. Home alone kid, haha :) He should extend that joke in the future as a reccurring thing.

  • @pinkcloudsnightlightbell
    @pinkcloudsnightlightbell 9 років тому +1

    Love this guy! Clearly a thoughtful guy as well as a great comedian.

  • @thewindspirit
    @thewindspirit 5 років тому +2

    I took a sip of water after I pressed play, and litterally spat it out 2 seconds later, on my homework

  • @tobi6177
    @tobi6177 5 років тому +1

    The last part killed me😂😂

  • @moonfandra4117
    @moonfandra4117 4 роки тому +1

    this gig is daniels best ones

  • @CEEEEEEEEENA
    @CEEEEEEEEENA 9 років тому +32

    .. LOL ACTUALLY SURPRISED TO SEE A FUNNY COMEDIAN ON CONAN .. THERE HAVE BEEN A LONGG LIST OF UNFUNNY FUCKS !! .. THIS ONE DEFFINATELY MADE ME LAUGH ..

    • @cubert13
      @cubert13 9 років тому +7

      ACTUALLY SURPRISED THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS! Oh, there it is right next to the attention-seeking toggle switch. XD

    • @RazielBR
      @RazielBR 9 років тому +2

      Timothy Rempel Guy has been on the show like, three times now...

    • @CEEEEEEEEENA
      @CEEEEEEEEENA 9 років тому

      Timothy Rempel OH GLAD U FOUND IT !!

    • @indoorkite9957
      @indoorkite9957 9 років тому

      CEEEEEEEEENA MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO, Please.

    • @CEEEEEEEEENA
      @CEEEEEEEEENA 9 років тому

      Indoor Kite TOO WHAT ?

  • @hoskeivom
    @hoskeivom 5 років тому +12

    Armie hammer's lil bro

  • @lhpkazuha
    @lhpkazuha 4 роки тому +2

    Best opening line ever 😂😂😂

  • @jonnathan927
    @jonnathan927 9 років тому +1

    He's hilarious. So glad to he has new material

  • @Footfloatercom
    @Footfloatercom 9 років тому +17

    *You have 2 choices:*
    *1. Thumbs up for Daniel Sloss.*
    *2. Thumbs up for Conan.*

  • @audreydurham7637
    @audreydurham7637 6 років тому +1

    The drinking part is so my mum 😂😂

  • @clivechiam
    @clivechiam 5 років тому +3

    I can actually relate in the alcohol bit like my parents let me drink at 14 under their supervision and I'm like wtf let me rebel

  • @madisonm.4535
    @madisonm.4535 5 років тому +2

    It is cool to see how his jokes were different and how they have changed.

  • @kaetescr
    @kaetescr 8 років тому +1

    I can't wait to see him tomorrow in Newcastle

  • @lexigrimhaive
    @lexigrimhaive 4 роки тому +1

    “You let us know how that goes!” 🤣

  • @ashleighprice2364
    @ashleighprice2364 9 років тому +1

    This man is beautiful and HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard I cried. I love this man.

  • @anib6103
    @anib6103 5 років тому +2

    "it's yours" xD

  • @euphoricunicorn5798
    @euphoricunicorn5798 4 роки тому +1

    CRACKING AT THE FIRST JOKE😂😂😂😂

  • @axelmalone2001
    @axelmalone2001 9 років тому +66

    Hitler's batcave?

  • @Vytautas4Xfiles
    @Vytautas4Xfiles 9 років тому +2

    Really funny, a good stand-up!

  • @freegratuits
    @freegratuits 9 років тому +1

    If I had a drink in my mouth in the first 5 seconds of this vid, it would be all over my computer screen. Fucking hilarious.

  • @BhumitheSiberian
    @BhumitheSiberian 5 років тому +1

    Okay his hair is beyond perfect

  • @rosemaryokosun402
    @rosemaryokosun402 4 роки тому

    after listening to a recent podcast were he said that he doesn't like it when people yell 'wooow' because it puts off his comedic timing, i can't help but notice it everytime someone does it and it's become almost more entertaining than the jokes themselves.

  • @Gal2100
    @Gal2100 6 років тому

    1:51 that laugh tho dayyymnnn

  • @dalaran1988
    @dalaran1988 9 років тому +1

    1:51 That laugh. haha

  • @yaxinishungry
    @yaxinishungry 9 років тому

    I love him! Caught his show last Thursday.. it was amazing! :D

  • @DAmojako
    @DAmojako 9 років тому +2

    Those who say they are surprised to see a funny comic on the show before Daniel Slosh are pretty much new to watching Conan,

  • @mji245
    @mji245 9 років тому +1

    This was purely fantastic and intelligent comedy, and that seems very rare

  • @sin8800
    @sin8800 9 років тому +1

    If Daniel Sloss tours near San Francisco, he's guaranteed my ticket.

  • @ShawdiR
    @ShawdiR 9 років тому +1

    So funny! I especially cracked up and the American laugh bit :p so true! I want to hear about different laughs too even, for a point of reference.

  • @axelmalone2001
    @axelmalone2001 9 років тому +2

    Funny as usual !

  • @louvie1066
    @louvie1066 3 роки тому

    Love the description. xD

  • @paorv3806
    @paorv3806 5 років тому +1

    Know I’ll see sneezes in a different way 😂

  • @hyunryu956
    @hyunryu956 5 років тому

    I have laughed so hard it looks like I'm choking on air-

  • @revenantrising7190
    @revenantrising7190 6 років тому +1

    1:51 the best laugh ever

  • @annacanova7060
    @annacanova7060 3 роки тому

    The intro is epic lmao

  • @Genshari
    @Genshari 9 років тому +1

    Ughh
    Funny as always!

  • @xs732
    @xs732 10 місяців тому +1

    "Was it like a sneeze, only better?" - Chandler Bing

  • @volikoto
    @volikoto 9 років тому

    The last part cracked me up! XD

  • @luckyillusions2960
    @luckyillusions2960 8 років тому +1

    he is so good!

  • @iamlegend128
    @iamlegend128 9 років тому +5

    wow this guy is pretty funny hahah

  • @Will140f
    @Will140f 9 років тому

    Of the three times Sloss has been on Conan, this is the one I found funniest.

  • @AllanOstermann
    @AllanOstermann 9 років тому +140

    Great job! I'm a Jew, and I still like him and his Aryan face :)

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 9 років тому +4

      Okay... But why would you ever hate a guy with a Aryan face? Like really...

    • @AllanOstermann
      @AllanOstermann 9 років тому +23

      Sarcasm.

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 9 років тому +1

      Allan Ostermann
      Fair enough :P

    • @RideMyBMW
      @RideMyBMW 9 років тому

      Allan Ostermann uh, whats an "Aryan" face?

    • @AllanOstermann
      @AllanOstermann 9 років тому +1

      RideMyTruck
      Maybe you should watch the video.

  • @xXLuismxX23
    @xXLuismxX23 9 років тому +1

    Man he made me laugh out loud for real....whooo..... felt good i dont laugh hard too often👍

  • @emercycrite
    @emercycrite 8 років тому +26

    So. Hot.

  • @xeniosm4549
    @xeniosm4549 5 років тому +1

    Lived in Scotland for almost 4 years. Funniest people around.

  • @unclenephew7535
    @unclenephew7535 9 років тому

    This guy's funny! I might just have to check out more of his stuff!

  • @ordinary.artistry
    @ordinary.artistry 9 років тому

    Daniel Sloss is great. Love this dude.

  • @ClaytonDerby
    @ClaytonDerby 9 років тому

    Now this was HILARIOUS!