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Maybe it was said in a community where people role play as beans, and there's that one person who just doesn't know the proper pronunciation of the bean that they are roleplaying as.
I agree! I feel like there's a long list of standalone sentences from this series. One of my favorites in "Baby". Jake says "You're not pregnant and you shouldn't cry into bread"😂😂
***** The guy made an attempt at humour on a COMEDY video. Do you go onto to tech forums and complain that too many people are talking about computers.
Rick Obama But that's the fun part! Besides, the real life Amir usually reads into Jake's personality through the things that he does in an analytical way, so maybe that seeped through into the videos? ... Probably not, but it's still fun to try and find meaning in these videos
"here have a misinformation" "well, no you're wrong, here's how it actually works" "WAAAAAAH" Jesus, fly off the handle at being called out why don't you
These guys just keep coming up with more funny content, I keep thinking they're going to run out and then the next funny video gets released. Kudos to you sirs.
"It's gonna sound stupid but they help me project a self image I didn't even know that I had! In this increasingly anonymous world of modern technology, these quizzes give us the only thing that any of us truly wants which is an identity. Regardless of how sophomoric it sounds on the surface, I truly believe that the hardest thing for any one person to know is themselves." I can't believe Amir would ever say anything worth putting in an essay. :D
Lima beans are green, green is the colour of spotifys logo, Spotifys logo has three lines, the swatsika has 6 lines, six is a multiple of three, Swatsika has 6 lines, swatsika is the symbol of nazism, and Nazis are good for conspiracy theories!
3:01 This looks here as if jake realised that him and Amit will be together for ever, that there is no way he will be able to get away form him, and he’s come to accept that
God, how true is what Amir said around the end? Perfectly explains why people do all those ridiculous quizzes. These guys are starting to look less like comedians...more like prophets.
Given that lima beans are named after the capital of Peru, Amir's pronunciation is arguably the correct one, despite not aligning with the standard American English pronunciation, which is basically just an early mispronunciation that caught on and stuck.
ChaoticXero1 Spotify is pretty good, but not perfect. I mean, sure, you can listen to any song you want, but you can't listen to it any TIME you want. Wait... you can? Wow! Spotify is amazing!
The joke was that he could choose any song on spotify's database (millions of songs) and it would be more important than what Amir has to say. Spotify probably paid to have that line in there, but product placement is much more fun than the stupid dedicated ads they do. That razor blade one they did was officially gay.
Is Spotify popular in America? That would be awesome 'cause I'd love to see some of my favourite American artists on Spotify soon. We all have it here in Europe. (Spotify is British-Swedish).
You are Amir! You value your best friend and love a good time - regardless of whether or not the law agrees. You're funny, extroverted, and march to the beat of your own drum. Good result? Nah... good you!
Do you think they got paid for that spotify advert or do they just love spotify n shit?
They probably got paid like a billion dollars
ummmm no
miner6ty9er You gotta learn how to be funny, man.
The proof is in the SMILE!
Will eats his own shit, why aren't more people talking about that?
That spotify product placement was done quite seamlessly
Was it? Because there's a lot of comments calling them out for it hahaha
gobillygook that's just because people will point anything out. they did it right. the point is, they did it. but at least they did it right.
MissPurpur agreed
Did you just seamlessly integrate a Seamless ad into your comment?
Potatomato Wow! I should apply to be their spokes person!
I feel like "You're mispronouncing the bean you think you are" is a sentence that was never said before this video
they probably have so many original sentences, "you just said crustacean drool cube on purpose"
Maybe it was said in a community where people role play as beans, and there's that one person who just doesn't know the proper pronunciation of the bean that they are roleplaying as.
I agree! I feel like there's a long list of standalone sentences from this series. One of my favorites in "Baby". Jake says "You're not pregnant and you shouldn't cry into bread"😂😂
@@thepersian001 Jesus even READING that sentence makes me laugh so hard my chest hurts
That spotify ad.
I was thinking the same thing haha
ad*
you mean Ad ??
94Allawey someone beat you to it, sorry
***** thank you
"get a different face" - best put down ever!!
+Dylan Rendall Ouch
Are you vegan ?
3:00 I've never seen a more relieved smile as if jake is proud to see the tiniest glimpse of hope in amir this is beautiful
You're an insightful, And a cool.
@@Kurwabobr00 for he has the anus of a god
I don't want a Hot Pocket. I`d rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality.
If i had a medal, i would give it to you
omer nadeem Why? because he makes irrelevant comments fishing for likes?
It's on the inside what counts lol
yes! yes this! this is yes! all the yes! Thank you so much
***** The guy made an attempt at humour on a COMEDY video. Do you go onto to tech forums and complain that too many people are talking about computers.
I love how he gives up on the descriptions and just starts saying the beans with no context
What would you do if you want to a club?
*Leema bean*
The "what bean are you" quiz actually exists online. I love how Jake and Amir has so many real life elements.
"What font are you, you dingbat?"
That's actually a clever pun :P
Jake told Amir to get a new face but when he gets a nose job or a grill he scolds him for it
I think he was talking about his facial expression. Either that or he didn't actually mean it, but he should know how impressionable Amir is
+Jonny Keegan don't try and find actual meaning in Jake and Amir
Rick Obama But that's the fun part! Besides, the real life Amir usually reads into Jake's personality through the things that he does in an analytical way, so maybe that seeped through into the videos?
...
Probably not, but it's still fun to try and find meaning in these videos
In jakes defense Amir shouldn't have trusted a nearly blind man to operate on his face in a van
amirs the one that paid 5k + gas
The fact the Amir not only knew the word sophomoric but also used it correctly surprised me the most.
Holy shit the philosophy at the end.
When Amir's point about identity makes sense, you know you're in trouble.
"You're mispronouncing the bean you think you are"
deep
+James Hickey yo
Not sure why, but one of my favorite J&A lines 👌
that was some sly product placement
Did you catch the font joke? Dingbat is a font too. Pretty clever!
That's what I fucking said, you dingbat
No, you said it IS a font. There's more than one dingbat font.
"here have a misinformation" "well, no you're wrong, here's how it actually works" "WAAAAAAH"
Jesus, fly off the handle at being called out why don't you
Also the clever part was one of Jakes first roles was playing Comic Sans in a skit
What kind of doo doo are you? Shit wise?
"I GOT HELVETICA"
Hey Jake, tell me more about how you enjoy Spotify's great features.
Re-watching these in order lends extra hypocrisy to the "you change moods so quickly... a version of psychosis I think" (see previous: Tinder)
These guys just keep coming up with more funny content, I keep thinking they're going to run out and then the next funny video gets released. Kudos to you sirs.
Did they sneak in a small Spotify product placement?
yes they sure did! hahaha
NBay so good you didn’t even notice
Small? No.
"bean-wise"
wow the quiz exists guys. they made it.
S H I T S M E L L I got chichen nugget
He goes so quickly from happy to sad, angry to placid. It's amazing.
"These are all so dumb, the last one is straight up racist" God i love these guys
What kind of doo doo are you?
"It's gonna sound stupid but they help me project a self image I didn't even know that I had! In this increasingly anonymous world of modern technology, these quizzes give us the only thing that any of us truly wants which is an identity. Regardless of how sophomoric it sounds on the surface, I truly believe that the hardest thing for any one person to know is themselves."
I can't believe Amir would ever say anything worth putting in an essay. :D
this isn't social commentary, this is a documentary
The subtlest of subtleties...I barely noticed the Spotify plug. So smooth, so natural.
sponsored by: Lima Beans
lee-ma beans
+Eric Mitchell lima, ASS
Lima beans are green, green is the colour of spotifys logo, Spotifys logo has three lines, the swatsika has 6 lines, six is a multiple of three, Swatsika has 6 lines, swatsika is the symbol of nazism, and Nazis are good for conspiracy theories!
aka
aka what?
I'm pretty confident that Amir is pronouncing 'Lima' correctly (as in how it's pronounced in the originating language)
It’s a French word!
That spotify add placement was smooth
This is the best Jake and Amir episode so far. the ending really spoke to me,
Sponsored by spotify
lol, i read that the second they mentioned spotify xD
Ouch, that got real real quick
I love it when they just have conversations like this and are in their proper characters (ie. normal Jake and crazy Amir) :-D
Words cannot express how much I love this
Shit got deep for a second.
I actually really like how they did their Spotify endorsements
"Get a different face!!" amir: "ow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i forgot how funny these two were.
i love when jake brings up amir’s contribution to work lmfao
3:01 This looks here as if jake realised that him and Amit will be together for ever, that there is no way he will be able to get away form him, and he’s come to accept that
spotify sponsored
This was freaking halrious LMFAO best series ive seen yet
Dingbat is an actual font.
Great, Buzzfeed actually has a "What Font are You?" Personality quiz.
See i like when CH does the product placement like this, it doesn't interrupt the video and it is nice and low key
I love how what font are you is an actual buzzfeed quiz subtle shade but still hilarious
Amir dropping some truth bombs on modern day introspection...I felt personally attacked when he said all that stuff about wanting an identity.
Wild Spotify ad appeared...
Haha guys, this is great ! Great videography ! Best editing ! So good! Juke and abuke on cottage haabaah
This is the best advertisement for Spotify ever.
I actually want to find out what it is now.
I miss them so much
Been watching J&A for 3 years now so goood
God, how true is what Amir said around the end? Perfectly explains why people do all those ridiculous quizzes. These guys are starting to look less like comedians...more like prophets.
Comedians are prophets lol
Anthony Dang Even Jeff Dunham?
Oh my god I love you guys!
i didnt even know it was an ad. neat.
Yayyy Amir's back! thank you thank you thank you thank you
"You're mispronouncing the bean you think you are". LMAOO
Just noticed Jake is looking at a text document and not Facebook.
these guys are formidable talents...
I like this. Classic Jake and Amir
Subtle spotify advertisement there..
Yup
Nick wtf are you doing here xD y u break my heart babeh
I give them credit for making the advertisement as subtle as one can be.
"Do me a favour. Don't say 'Here' like you're doing me a favour." - Jake contradicting himself
This video deserves more views. Amir was actually right when he said at 2:40
Smooth spotify ad placement... very smooth...
I take these quizzes way too much. I really need to find something to do
I want to try Spotify.
MiracleinStars It's actually very good!
Low key product placement. Successful.
soundcloud is better....and free
kalexf Spotify is free too...
Hustis3D Wasn't that subtle in my opinion, haha!
I love that spotify ad
that Spotify plug was so smooth took me a while to notice.
Wow I might have to try spotify now.
That spotify product placement
Given that lima beans are named after the capital of Peru, Amir's pronunciation is arguably the correct one, despite not aligning with the standard American English pronunciation, which is basically just an early mispronunciation that caught on and stuck.
It didn't even occur to me that the Spotify bit might've been product placement until I read the comments :P it was quite smooth tbh
I took the What Font Are You quiz and I also got Helvetica
alexvesel1 You Dingbat.
anyone notice the spotify product placement
no
Looks in comment section.
No, no I don't think anyone noticed that ad at all. No, definately not.
no, i was listening to spotify. sorry
ChaoticXero1 Spotify is pretty good, but not perfect. I mean, sure, you can listen to any song you want, but you can't listen to it any TIME you want. Wait... you can? Wow! Spotify is amazing!
Not only did I notice the Spotify product placement in the video, but before the video, I got an ad of Jake and Amir advertising Spotify.
That was hands down the most epic and random deep statement ever...... So Amir what pokemon are you?????
Spotify isn't a song you silly Jake
He said he was ON spotify.
MysteryPerson852 He still didn't answer Amir's question
northgarden It was implied that he was listening to "mmm yeah" by austin mahone. DUH!
The joke was that he could choose any song on spotify's database (millions of songs) and it would be more important than what Amir has to say.
Spotify probably paid to have that line in there, but product placement is much more fun than the stupid dedicated ads they do. That razor blade one they did was officially gay.
Is Spotify popular in America? That would be awesome 'cause I'd love to see some of my favourite American artists on Spotify soon. We all have it here in Europe. (Spotify is British-Swedish).
oh the joy of pressing 5 and 7 in quick succession on this vid
and.... what bean are you!? :D
im a potato.
JohannesLazorFREETIME Get that bird away from me.
Kevin Siu im sorry but you have to take a quiz about if the bird will go away or not.
I'm the clit bean
Leeema bean
sneaking in advertisements for spotify oh collage humor being sponserd
I like that they kept the joke about the dead programmer going for years
Good job on the Spotify pub lol
That was really good
3:01 is the funniest thing I've heard all year
Techno, Trip Hop, Euro-synth? How could you mix any of those together?
The "yeah's" get me every time
Amir just had an emotional moment... my life is changed
I wanna say "don't talk to me like that" with Jakes extra hostile energy. It made me quite happy.
Where was the product plasement
2:22 , Spotify.
I got an ad for a personality quiz while watching this.
Love it !
OMFG THAT SPOTIFY AD, "I COULD LISTEN TO ALMOST ANY SONG"
They slipped the ad in so smoothly.
Shit got real this episode holy shit I'm crying and that was beautiful
You are Amir!
You value your best friend and love a good time - regardless of whether or not the law agrees. You're funny, extroverted, and march to the beat of your own drum. Good result? Nah... good you!
Amir was pretty spot-on about why people take those quizzes
Finally a good recommendation
Jake, I'm still waiting for "Elton John Blows Papa Smurf"!